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Dialogue[]

  • [Wicked Ryan meets Virginia at the Excalibur Hotel and Casino area.]
  • Virginia von Sharpsteen: Wicked Ryan! Wait up! Long time no see!
  • Wicked Ryan: Uh... V... Virginia?
  • Virginia von Sharpsteen: What's wrong with you anyway? Listen, this birdie seems to be in trouble. So you need to be his bodyguard for a while!
  • Wicked Ryan: You must be kidding!
  • Virginia von Sharpsteen: If you don't, we're just gonna tag along anyway!

  • [Wicked Ryan and Virginia von Sharpsteen approach the entrance to Castle Park when they notice Sour Bob up the street behind them and coming towards them.]
  • Virginia von Sharpsteen: Aah, look! King Callaghan's Sour Bob's on the loose!
  • Wicked Ryan: No problem! He's just a chunk of cheesy hardware.
  • Virginia von Sharpsteen: WHOA BABY!
  • Wicked Ryan: Oh, now what? [turns around] Huh?
  • Virginia von Sharpsteen: Look here! It says, 'Cute couples get in free!' Let's go!
  • Wicked Ryan: Virginia! Wai-wai-wai-wait! Oh man... That girl is such a pain!

  • Fix-it Fred: Virigina! What did I tell ya about playing that saxamah-thing in the house?
  • Virginia von Sharpsteen: I was just playing the blues... Fred. [sobs]
  • Fix-it Fred: Virginia, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell. Go ahead, play your blues if it'll make you happy.
  • Virginia von Sharpsteen: No, that's okay, Fred. [sniff] I'll just work on my fingering, unless my fingers clacking on the keys is too loud for you.
  • Fix-it Fred: Let's hear it.
  • [Viriginia starts clacking for a while]
  • Fix-it Fred: You just clack as loud as you want, Virginia.
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