first lines; the screen shows a dark background as Lightning McQueen's voice is heard, inhales and exhales deeply.]
Lightning McQueen: Okay, here we go. Focus. I am Speed. Cuz' I'm speed.
[The screen then shows some race cars whizzing past on a racetrack, then goes back to dark again.]
Lightning McQueen: One winner. 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast.
[The screen then shows Lightning from the back of his left side as his car accelerates and gains on a race car. Then the screen goes dark again.]
Lightning McQueen: Breakfast? Wait, maybe I should have had breakfast? A little breaky could be good for me. No, no, no, that's all wrong. (notices) Wait... where was I? Oh yes, I need to stay focused. I am speed!
[The screen then shows race cars whizzing along the racetrack as the camera moves to the right. The screen then goes dark again]
Lightning McQueen: I'm faster than fast, quicker than quick! I am Lightning!
Mack: [pounds on his trailer door] Hey Lightning, you ready?
Lightning McQueen: [‘Real Gone” by Sheryl Crow plays in the background as the trailer door opens] Oh, yeah. Lightning's ready.
[McQueen revs his engine, and his different body parts are shown as he drives slowly out of the trailer with his face visible. He then revs his engine again as the crowd cheer. The camera then shows the audience on the stadium seats, then an aerial view of the Motor Speedway of the South circuit, then a cameraman aiming a camera at the circuit. The camera then shows McQueen on the television screen on the scoring pylon. Then the camera shows the circuit from as high as the audience seats, and zooms in on McQueen]
Lightning McQueen: Ka-chow!
[The camera then shows the race, as it shows the cars zooming and whooshing along. McQueen then overtakes six cars. He then gets blocked by two cars named Floyd Mulvihill and Rusty Cornfuel, and rides his right wheels on the wall to overtake the two cars.]
Floyd Mulvihill: What the-?!
Rusty Cornfuel: How does he do that?!
[The camera then shows McQueen on the television screen on top of the scoring pylon as he winks, Mia and Tia screams, the camera then shows the audience cheering, then it skips to a truck named Brian selling some souvenirs]
Brian: Get your antenna balls here!
[The camera then shows the racers whooshing along, then it shows some RVs, the camera zooms in on two RVs named Larry and R.M., who are cheering]
Larry: You got that right, Slick. [whistles]
[Then the camera shows some of the racers in the pits as the air wrenches are heard whirring. It goes to different racers as they have their pit stops and ends with one of the racers exiting back onto the track. The camera shows some people going into the toilets, as there is a long queue for the women. Then it shows in the crowd an RV named Elvis, who is dancing to Real Gone, the camera then shows Chick Hicks]
Chick Hicks: (chuckles, sinisterly) Step aside, Lee! I got a race to win! (as he purposely hits a racer named Lee Revkins off the track) Later, fool!
Lee Revkins: Hey! You can't just- (grunts, and screams, slides away) Somebody help meeeeeeee!
The King "Strip Weathers": Look out, Chick! (he overtakes Chick Hicks) Comin' through!
Chick Hicks: What?! Have you lost your mind?!
The King "Strip Weathers": Yes I did, and you deserve it! [he drives away revving his engine) Later, Chick!
(Then the camera shows Bob Cutlass and Darrell Cartrip, car versions of Bob Costas and Darrell Waltrip, announcing the race.)
Bob Cutlass: Greetings! And welcome back to the Dinoco 400. I'm Bob Cutlass, and I am here with my good friend, Darrell Cartrip. Tonight we're midway right through what may turn out to be a historic day for racing.
Darrell Cartrip: Hey Bob!
Bob Cutlass: What is it, Darrel?
Darrell Cartrip: My oil pressure's pumping through the roof right now. And if this gets any more exciting, they're going to have to tow me right out of the booth!
Bob Cutlass: Right you are, Darrell. You see, three cars are tied for the season points lead, as they are heading into the final race of the season. And tonight… the winner of this race, Darrell, will win the season title and the Piston Cup. Does The King, Strip Weathers, have one more victory in him before retirement?
Darrell Cartrip: He's been Dinoco's golden boy for years! Can he win them one last Piston Cup?
Bob Cutlass: And, as always, in the second-place spot we find Chick Hicks. He's been chasing that tailfin his entire career.
Darrell Cartrip: Chick thought this was his year, Bob. His chance to finally emerge from The King's shadow. But the last thing he expected was...Lightning McQueen!
Bob Cutlass: You know, I don't think anybody expected this. The rookie sensation came into the season unknown. But everyone knows him now.
Darrell Cartrip: So will he be the first rookie to win a Piston Cup and land Dinoco?
Bob Cutlass: We have the legend, we have the runner-up, and we have the rookie! We've got three cars! And best of all... We have one champion!
(The camera then shows the racers. Chick is trying to overtake Strip Weathers, who was blocking his way. McQueen then catches up to Chick as they try to get ahead of one another.)
Lighting McQueen: Hey there, Chick. Mind if I pass?
Chick Hicks: No you don't.
(McQueen then moves to the left and finally overtakes Chick.)
Lightning McQueen: (chuckles) Oh yes I do! Later, Chick?
Chick Hicks: Hey! Get back here you!
(Chick then gains on McQueen as Real Gone ends. Chick Hicks then bumps McQueen, causing him to slide off the track onto the infield. The crowd is heard booing to what had happened.)
Lighting McQueen: (sliding off the track) Whoaa… Whoa!
Larry: Oohh. What a ride!
Chick Hicks: Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Larry: Go get 'em, McQueen! Go get 'em!
R.M.: (whistles)
(McQueen then drives back on the track, behind all of the other racers.)
Lightning McQueen: I'll show you, Chick!
(Chick then looks back to see McQueen far behind him.)
Female audience member: I love you, Lightning!
Chick Hicks: Step aside, Winford! Because Dinoco is going to be all mine! (bumps a race car named Winford Bradford Rutherford)
Winford Bradford Rutherford: What are you doing?! Wait, wait, wait! AAAAAAH!!!! (slides into the wall, and collides with all of the other racers)
Darrell Cartrip: Oh no! We have trouble on the track, it turned three!
Chick Hicks: Ha-ha! You'll never get through that, McQueen! (chuckles) So long, sucker!
Bob Cutlass: Oh no! We have a huge crash behind the leaders! What could be worse than that?
Crowd: (gasps)
(The camera then shows all of the different racers as they collide, with one flying through the air, and one losing its tire. Claude and another racer named Billy Oilchanger then stop, facing towards each other.)
Claude Scruggs: (giggles) Uh… hi!
Billy Oilchanger: Do I know you? (grunts as he gets hit by another racer)
Claude Scruggs: What? (He then gasps as another racer named Todd Marcus comes towards him as he gulps) Uh oh… (he then gets hit by Todd, ending upside down on Todd's roof.)
Claude Scruggs and Todd Marcus: Aaaaaahhh!! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!
(Then the camera shows McQueen, who is driving through the wreckage and dodging the other racers.)
Lighting McQueen: (dodging the other racers while driving through the wreckage) Look out! COMING THROUGH! SORRY!!!! Out of my way!
Bob Cutlass: Wait a second, Darrell. McQueen is in the wreckage.
Darrell Cartrip: There's no way the rookie can make it through! Not in one piece, that is.
(McQueen continues dodging the other racers who are sliding across the track. Then he bounces on Claude's undercarriage up into the air, exhaling and having his tongue down. Then he moves his tire towards the audience.)
Lightning McQueen: Oh yeah! It's on!
Mia and Tia: (as a reflection of McQueen's bolt sticker shines on them) Lightning! Oh!
(McQueen then lands back on the ground.)
Darrell Cartrip: Look at that! McQueen made it through!
Bob Cutlass: And a spectacular move by Lightning McQueen!
Lightning McQueen: Yeah! Ka-chow!
Crowd: McQueen! McQueen! McQueen! McQueen! McQueen! McQueen!
Albert Hinkey: Yeah, McQueen! Ka-chow! (honks his horn, while the crowd members around him are disgusted by its loud noise)
Bob Cutlass: While everyone else heads into the pits, McQueen stays out to take the lead!
(While Bob is talking, a pace car named Charlie Checker appears in front of McQueen. Then the camera then shows a tow truck named Tow towing a damaged racer called Chuck Armstrong.)
Chuck Armstrong: Please! Don't take me out, coach. I can still race!
Tow: Sorry, pal!
(The camera then shows most of the other racers having a pit stop. It then shows Chick, while his pitties are changing his tires.)
Chick Hicks: (chuckles) What do you think, boys? I have a thing of beauty inside me. Right?
Chief Chick: McQueen made it through!
Chick Hicks: What?!
(The camera then shows the TV screen, which McQueen is still on the track.)
Chick's Coach: He's not pitting!
Chick Hicks: Come on! You gotta get me out there! Let's go! Get me back out there! Come on!
Bob Cutlass: McQueen's not going into the pits!
Darrell Cartrip: You know, the rookie just fired his crew chief. That's the third one this season!
(The other racers are seen driving through the pit lane back onto the track.)
Bob Cutlass: Well, he says he likes working alone, Darrell.
(While Bob is talking, Chick is seen ending his pit stop as the other racers are driving past him.)
Chief Chick: Go, go!
(Chick then starts off, getting in the middle of the queue.)
Bob Cutlass: Looks like Chick got caught up in the pits.
Darrell Cartrip: Yeah, after a stop like that, he's got a lot of ground to make up. Get ready, boys, we're coming to the restart!
(The crowd cheers as the race restarts with McQueen progressing through in first place. Meanwhile, Chick is struggling to get past the other racers.)
Chick Hicks: (overtaking a racer named Greg Candyman) Come on. Come on.
Greg Candyman: Hey watch it!
(McQueen continues progressing through the race in the lead.)
Chick Hicks: (after overtaking a racer named Ponchy Wipeout) Come on, come on, come on!
(Then the King overtakes a white car named Matthew Overtaker. Finally, McQueen comes into the pits. His pit crew arrives, with the crew chief named Not Chuck.)
Rust-eze Pitty 1: (putting fuel into McQueen) We need tires now! Come on, let's go!
Lightning McQueen: No, no, no, no! No tires, just gas! (drives away)
Not Chuck: What?! You need tires, you idiot!
(One of the pitties slams a tire onto the ground.)
Darrell Cartrip: Looks like it's all gas-and-go's for McQueen today.
Bob Cutlass: That's right. No tires again.
Darrell Cartrip: Now normally, I'd say that's a short-term gain, long-term loss, but it sure is workin' for him. Hey, he obviously knows somethin' we don't know.
(The scene continues progressing through the race, with McQueen having a huge lead and starting the last lap.)
Bob Cutlass: This is it, Darrell. One lap to go and Lightning McQueen has a huge lead.
Darrell Cartrip: Ah, he's got it in the bag. Call in the dogs and put out the fire! We're gonna crown us a new champion!
Crowd: (cheers and whistles)
Mia and Tia: (both scream)
Lightning McQueen: Look out checkered flag, here I come!
(Suddenly, one of McQueen's rear tires blows.)
Darrell Cartrip: Oh, no! McQueen's blown a tire!
Crowd: (gasps)
Bob Cutlass: And with only one turn to go! Can he make it?
Not Chuck: AUUUUUUGH!!! You fool!
Rust-eze Pitty 2: (angrily knocks down a cart of tires) I hate it when Lighting McQueen only needs gas! (growls) He needs to stop it already!
Not Chuck: Argh! Great, now you've done it! (to Rust-eze Pitty 2, angrily) You have just gone crazy and knocked over the tires!
(McQueen is struggling to get to the finish line while his bare wheel causes sparks on the track.)
Lighting McQueen: (struggles) Come on, come on, come on!
(The camera then shows the King and Chick as they see McQueen's wheel on the TV screen with no tire.)
The King: What the heck?!
Chick Hicks: What is going on?!
Roger Wheeler (The King's Crew Chief): (through the radio) It appears that McQueen has blown a tire because it has blown up! I repeat: McQueen's blown a tire! Go, go, go, go, go, GO! Hurry!
The King: OK!
Chick Hicks: (growls) I'll show you!
(The King and Chick then go faster as McQueen is driving slightly slower with one tire lost.)
Lightning McQueen: (grunts) Oh no! Not again!
(Suddenly, his other rear tire blows.)
Lightning McQueen: Aah!
Darrell Cartrip: He's lost another tire! The King and Chick are coming up fast!
Bob Cutlass: They're entering turn three!
Lightning McQueen: Come on, McQueen! You can do this!
(The camera shows the other racers catching up.)
Darrell Cartrip: Whoa! I don't believe what I'm watching, Bob!
Bob Cutlass: What is it, Darrel?
Darrell Cartrip: It appears that Lightning McQueen is 100 feet from his Piston Cup!
Lightning McQueen: (gasps and continuously does several jumps towards the finish line as the King and Chick are getting closer)
Chick Hicks: (growls and finally gets beside the King, but not in front of him)
Bob Cutlass: The King and Chick are entering turn four.
(McQueen is still jumping continuously towards the finish line as the King and Chick get closer and closer.)
Darrell Cartrip: And down the stretch they come! And it's, and it's...
(The King and Chick cross the finish line along with McQueen stretching his tongue out over it.)
Bob Cutlass: OH, my goodness! It's so too close to call!
Darrell Cartrip: I don't believe it!
Bob Cutlass: Too close to call!
Mia and Tia: Lightning!
Darrell Cartrip: I don't believe it! (cheers)
Bob Cutlass: (while Darrell is talking) The most spectacular, amazing, unequivocally, unbelievable ending in the history of the world!
Darrell Cartrip: Look at that!
Bob Cutlass: And we don't even know who won!
(The officials are then shown watching replays of the finish at different angles.)
Security Officer 1: That's very close to call.
Security Officer 2: Can we play that again?
(Meanwhile, one of the security officers, named Richard Clayton Kensington, notices someone watching them with a camera.)
Richard Clayton Kensington: Hey you, no cameras! You get outta here right now!
(The screen shows from a reporter's camera filming Kori Turbowitz with McQueen and his pit crew as the Rust-eze pitties change his tires while the team watch from a distance.)
Kori Turbowitz: We're here in Victory Lane, awaiting the race results. McQueen, that was quite a risky move, not taking tires.
Not Chuck: Tell me about it!
Kori Turbowitz: Are you sorry you didn't have a crew chief out there?
Not Chuck: Ha!
Lightning McQueen: (chuckles) Oh, Kori. There's a lot more to racing than just winning. I mean, taking the race by a full lap... Where's the entertainment in that?
Not Chuck: Ha!
Lightning McQueen: No, no. I wanted to give the folks a little sizzle.
Not Chuck: Sizzle? You're asking me?
Lightning McQueen: Am I sorry I didn't have a crew chief? No. I'm not. Cause I'm a one man show.
Not Chuck: What? Oh, yeah, right.
Kori Turbowitz: (to the TV audience) That was a very confident Lightning McQueen. Coming to you live from Victory Lane, I'm Kori Turbowitz.
(Kori then drives away, while the reporter tries to get McQueen's bolt sticker on the TV screen. Not Chuck was blocking the view while changing one of McQueen's tires.)
Reporter: Hey! Get outta the shot.
Lightning McQueen: Yo, Chuck. Chuck, what are you doing? You're blockin' the camera! Everyone wants to see the bolt.
Not Chuck: What?! Are ya crazy?!
Lightning McQueen: Now, back away. Will ya?
Not Chuck: (groans and slams his air wrench towards the ground) That's it! That does it! We had enough of this serious business! (to his pit crew friends) Come on, guys. Let's GET OUTTA HERE!!!!
(The Rust-eze pitties then leave.)
Lightning McQueen: (as one of the pitties drops his side onto the ground) Ow! Whoa, team! Where are you going?
Not Chuck: We quit, Mr. One-Man Show!
Lightning McQueen: Oh, OK, you guys leave. That's fine. (chuckles) How will I ever find anyone else who knows how to fill me up with gas?
(The crowd then laughs.)
Lightning McQueen: Adios, Chuck!
Not Chuck: And my name is Not Chuck!
Lightning McQueen: (scoffs) Oh, whatever.
(Chick and his crew emerge from the crowd)
Chick Hicks: Hey, Lightning! Yo, McQueen! That was some pretty darn nice racing out there. BY ME! (laughs) Welcome to the Chick Era baby! The Piston Cup? It's mine, dude. It's mine... (to his crew) Hey, fellas, how do you I'd look in Dinoco blue? Dinoco blue! (laughs again)
Lightning McQueen: It's in your dreams, Thunder.
Chick Hicks: Yeah, right. Thunder? What's he talkin' about, "Thunder"?
Lightning McQueen: You know, 'cause thunder always comes after lightning. (poses to the crowd) Ka-ping! Ka-pow!
Chick Hicks: (to his pitties) Who just knew about the thunder thing?
HTB Pitty: I didn't hear about it.
HTB Pitty 2: Me neither.
(The crowd then tries to take pictures of McQueen posing his flashing bolt sticker to them.)
Photographer 1: Give us the bolt, McQueen!
Photographer 2: That's right.
Photographer 3: Right in the lens.
Houser Boon: Show us the bolt!
Photographer 4: Show me the bolt, baby!
Photographer 5: Smile, McQueen!
Photographer 6: Show me the bolt, McQueen!
Photographer 7: That's it!
Lightning McQueen: Ka-chow! Ka-ping! Ka-pow!
(Meanwhile, at the Dinoco Tent)
Tex Dinoco: Oh-ee, son! That was one close finish. I heard that you sure made Dinoco proud. Thank you, King.
The King: Well, Tex, you've been good to me all these years. It's the least I could do.
Lynda Weathers: Whatever happens, you're a winner to me, you old daddy rabbit.
The King: Thanks, dear. It wouldn't be nothing without you.
(Lightning is still being photographed when Mia and Tia push their way through to him. Then Mia and Tia come up, screaming for McQueen.)
Mia: I'm Mia.
Tia: I'm Tia.
Mia and Tia: We're, like, your biggest fans! Ka-chow! (they flash McQueen with their headlights)
Lightning McQueen: I love being me, girls.
(Then two police officers come up to move Mia and Tia away.)
Police: OK, girls, that's it!
Mia and Tia: We love you, Lightning!
(McQueen chuckles and blows a kiss to Mia and Tia. Then The King comes up.)
The King: Hey, buddy. You're one gutsy racer.
Lightning McQueen: Oh, hey, Mr. The King.
The King: And you got more talent in one lug nut than a lot of cars has got in their whole body.
Lightning McQueen: Really? Oh, that...
The King: But you're stupid.
Lightning McQueen: Excuse me?
The King: This ain't a one-man deal, kid. You need to wise up and get yourself a good crew chief and a good team. You ain't gonna win unless you got good folks behind you, (his voice dwindles as McQueen looks towards the Dinoco stage) and you let them do their job, like they should. Like I tell the boys at the shop...
Lightning McQueen: (to himself) A good team. Yeah...
(Electronic music plays as McQueen daydreams of being sponsored by Dinoco. It shows him with a trophy and two Dinoco Girls beside him, with one of the girls kissing him on the cheek. Then it shows his paint being changed to blue, removing his decals and replacing the Rust-eze logo with Dinoco's. It shows the text saying, "The new face of Dinoco" and changing the text "The King" to a logo of McQueen with the text "Lightning McQueen". It then shows McQueen posing in a studio.)
Lightning McQueen: Ka-chow! Ka-pow!
(Then it shows McQueen on the covers of some magazines, and then it shows him with Mia and Tia in Dinoco paint on a red carpet being surrounded by a cheering crowd. Then it shows the text "Lightning McQueen is Lightning Storm". It shows some people being attacked by some giant robots with bodies shaped like spark plugs. One person, who gets zapped by a robot's laser, does the Wilhelm scream as he turns to dust. McQueen is flying in the air, and shoots missiles at the robots. Then the screen shows McQueen with Mia and Tia around the crowd from on the red carpet, which McQueen signs his tire marks on the Walk of Fame. Then it shows him inside a building near the Hollywood Sign, which he is between Mia and Tia painted gold.)
Mia: Oh, Lightning!
(Both Mia and Tia repeatedly kiss McQueen on the sides. Then his daydream ends as the screen shows the present day.)
The King: If you figure that out, you're just going to be OK.
Lightning McQueen: Oh, (clears his throat) yeah, that... That is spectacular advice. Thank you, Mr. The King.
(Just then, a fanfare is then heard.)
Lightning McQueen: Oh!
Bob Cutlass: Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in Piston Cup history...
Lightning McQueen: (revving his engine) A rookie has won the Piston Cup. (He then drives through the wallpaper of the stage to the front.) Yes!
Bob Cutlass: …we have a three-way tie.
(McQueen was shocked at this. The crowd then cheers and flashes their cameras as confetti shoots out. Then The King and Chick come onto the stage.)
Chick Hicks: (chuckles) Hey, McQueen, that must be really embarrassing. But I wouldn't worry about it. Because I didn't do it! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Bob Cutlass: Piston Cup officials have determined that a tiebreaker race between the three leaders will be held in California in one week.
(The crowd continues taking pictures of the three leaders.)
Chick Hicks: Well, thank you! Thanks to all of you out there! Thank you! (whispers to McQueen) Hey, rook, first one to California gets Dinoco all to himself. (shouts to the crowd) Ah! No, not me! No, you rock, and you know that!
Lightning McQueen: What? (groans) OK, Chick... bring it on.
(Then the screen shows fireworks exploding in the sky as a blimp named Al Oft watches from above.)
Al Oft: Oh, yeah! Whoo!
Lightning McQueen: [Then it shows McQueen and the whole of in the trailer parking as he heads to his trailer's parking space. Some pities are seen catching some tires being thrown by unseen people, including a Tank Coat pitty named Jerry Drivechain, mimicking Chick] First one to California gets Dinoco all to himself. Oh, one of these days we'll see who gets there first, Chick. I'll show you. [They then come to McQueen's trailer's parking space, but the trailer isn't there.] Huh?
Mack: Hey, kid! Congrats on the tie.
Lightning McQueen: (groans) I don't want to talk about it, Mack. You're always on me, so... we need to have a serious talk.
Mack: OK... then what is it?
Lightning McQueen: So... What'd you do with my trailer?
Mack: I parked it at your sponsor's tent.
Lightning McQueen: WHAT?!
Mack: You got to make your personal appearance if you're free.
Lightning McQueen: No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!
Mack: Oh yes, kid. Are you sure want to do it?
Lightning McQueen: (sighs) Fine, I guess.
[The screen then shows a commercial on a TV screen inside the Rust-eze tent, on TV] Yes, yes, yes! Lightning McQueen here. And I use Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment, new rear end formula! Nothing soothes rusty bumper like Rust-ezzzzzeeee. [A picture of a Rust-eze container moves across the rear bumper of a rusty car named Jonathan Wrenchworths. As the container moves across, the bumper shines. Text appears saying "Actual results may take up to 36 weeks."] Wow! Look at that shine! Use Rust-eze and you too can look like me! Ka-chow!
Rusty: [The commercial ends, and the screen zooms out to show the rusty cars in the Rust-eze tent. On the stage was the founder brothers Rusty and Dusty Rust-eze laughing] I met this car from Swampscott. He was so rusty he didn't even cast a shadow. [laughs]
Dusty: You could see his dirty undercarriage. [The crowd laughs, the screen zooms out to show McQueen and Mack outside the tent entrance which has two McQueen cardboard cut-outs. McQueen was hiding behind one of them]
Lightning McQueen: [sighs in disgust] I hate rusty cars! This is not good for my image!
Mack: [to McQueen] They did give you your big break. Besides, it's in your contract you know?
Lightning McQueen: [to Mack] Oh, will you stop please? Just go get hooked up.
Mack: Alright, I'll meet you after the personal appearance.
Lightning McQueen: Hmm... [notices a McQueen cardboard cut-out that he can use to enter the tent.] Time to make my personal appearance.
Dusty: Winter is a grand old time.
Rusty: Of this there are no ifs or buts. [While Dusty and Rusty were talking, McQueen is hiding behind cardboard cut-outs as they enter the tent]
Dusty: But remember, all that salt and grime...
Rusty: Can rust your bolts and freeze your...
Dusty: [Then the cardboard cut-outs tilt over, exposed McQueen to the rusty cars] Hey, look! There he is! [The rusty cars in the crowd then turn towards McQueen] Our almost champ! Victory ran to your rear end in here, kid.
Rusty car 1: Lightning McQueen, you are wicked fast!
Rusty car 2: That race was a pisser!
Rusty car 3: You were booking, McQueen!
Lightning McQueen: Give me a little room, guys.
Fred: You're my hero, Mr. McQueen!
Lightning McQueen: Yes, I know! [laughs as he reads Fred's name on his license plate] Fred, Fred, thank you!
Fred: He knows my name! HE KNOWS MY NAME!
[his front bumper falls off, Dusty and Rusty laughs]
Dusty: Looking good, Freddie! [McQueen's and then get on the stage.]
Rusty: Thanks to you, Lightning, we had a banner year!
Dusty: We might clear enough to buy you some headlights.
Rusty: Are you saying he doesn't have headlights?
Dusty: That's what I'm telling ya. It's just stickers!
Lightning McQueen: Well, you know, race cars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit.
Rusty: Yeah, well, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights! [crowd laughs]
Lightning McQueen: [Does forced sarcastic laughter] This is ridiculous.
Both: Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you... Lightning McQueen!
[A spotlight shines on McQueen as the rusty cars remain silent with crickets chirping.]
Fan: Free bird!
Lightning McQueen: You know, the Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment team ran a great race today. And remember, with a little Rust-eze... [McQueen whispering to himself] Well, and an insane amount of luck, [normal voice] you too can look like me... Ka-chow.
Rusty: [The rusty cars cheering as McQueen and the whole of go into Mack's trailer] Hey, kid.
Dusty: We love ya. And we're looking forward to another great year. Just like this year! [One of the brothers laughs as McQueen poses himself with a smile as the trailer door closes to show a picture of the same pose]
Lightning McQueen: Not on your life. (to Mack on the radio) Mack, let's just hit the road.
Mack: OK, kid! [drives off] Here we go!
Rusty: Bye kid! Oh, and whatever you do: Don't drive like my brother!
Dusty: Oh yeah, don't drive like my brother!
(W.I.P)
Lightning McQueen: [Then it shows. The whole song then completely ends as in the evening, that same day, in the trailer it shows McQueen being massaged by brushes as the phone rings.] Oh... Oh, I needed this... [presses a button to respond to the phone call, which makes the brushes go into the roof of the trailer] Hello?
Harv: Is this Lightning McQueen, the world's fastest racing machine?
Lightning McQueen: Is this Harv, the world's greatest agent?
Harv: And it is such an honor to be your agent, and it almost hurts to take 10% of your winnings and merchandising and ancillary rights in perpetuity anyway. What a race! Huh, champ?! I did-- I didn't see it, but I heard you were great.
Lightning McQueen: [pressing buttons to change TV channels showing the finish of the previous race] Um... Thanks, Harv.
Harv: Listen here, they're giving you 20 tickets for the tiebreaker thing in Cali. I'll pass 'em on to your friends. You shoot me the names. You let Harv rock it for you, alright, baby?
Lightning McQueen: Right! Of course, I will pass them onto my friends! Yes, there's, um... [looks toward, who all just shook their heads at him to tell him to not say anything about them at all]
Harv: [to McQueen] Okay, I get it, Mr. Popular, so many friends you can't even narrow it down, hey, when you get to town, you better make time for your best friend, you gotta break bread with your mishpocheh here.
Lightning McQueen: Yeah, yeah, that would be great! We should totally...
Harv: Okay, I gotta jump, kid. L-Let me know how it goes. I'm out.
[The call ends as the dial tone hums. Lightning McQueen sighs and slumps, then some melodic beeping and wheels squeaking are heard as he sees a slow-moving minivan out the window.]
Lightning McQueen: What?! A minivan?! [on radio] Oh, come on, Mack, you're in the slow lane, this is Lightning McQueen you're hauling here!
Mack: (yawns) I'm just going to stop off for a quick breather at Top Down Truck Stop there, kid. Old Mack needs a rest. [starts to go onto the entrance to the Top Down Truckstop where the minivan is going]
Lightning McQueen: Absolutely not. We're driving straight to all night till we get to California, we agreed to it!
Mack: Wait... (gets worried) We're going to drive start all night? Now that's a silly question. May I remind you, federal DOT regulations state that this is going to take me all night to-
Lightning McQueen: Come on, I need to get there before Chick Hicks does so I can hang out with Dinoco.
Mack: [sighs as he sees some sleeping trucks] All those sleeping trucks! [on radio] Hey, kid, I don't know if I can make it.
Lightning McQueen: Oh, sure you can, Mack. Look, it'll be easy, I'll stay up with you!
Mack: [to McQueen] Really? We're going to stay up all night?
Lightning McQueen: Yes! Yes we are! We're going to stay up all night long.
(W.I.P)
Lightning McQueen: Oh... Mack. Where are you? (to himself) Think, McQueen? Now... where would he go to California?... (notices) Wait a minute! He went to the Interstate! (moving backwards) Don't worry, Mack! I'm coming for you! (After that, he moves backwards to drive left forgetting that he was actually on the right road to the Interstate before driving onto the wrong road.)
(The screen moves to show that he is actually on Route 66, then it shows an aerial view of him driving along. He then drives past a billboard where Sheriff was, with his roaring engine waking him up.)
Sheriff: (gasps as he wakes up) W-W-what in tarnation was that?! (looks to see that McQueen sped past him as he snarls angrily) You don't speed in my town. Not on the road. [chases after McQueen with his siren wailing] Stop in the name of the law!
Lightning McQueen: [notices Sheriff] Oh, no. It's the police... Oh, wait a minute! Maybe he can help me! For sure I... [Suddenly, Sheriff is heard backfiring. McQueen thought that Sheriff was shooting at him.] He's shooting at me! Why is he shooting at me?
Sheriff: [backfiring] I haven't gone this fast in years. [Sheriff grunts as he backfires again] I'm gonna blow a gasket or somethin'.
Lightning McQueen: Serpentine, serpentine, serpentine!
Sheriff: [noticing McQueen doing serpentine] What in the blue blazes? Crazy hot-rodder! [he continues chasing McQueen as his siren continues wailing.] Get back here you import punk!
[The scene then shows the ghost town Radiator Springs, with the song My Heart Would Know by Hank Williams playing. It shows a montage of the different characters. Some bugs are heard buzzing as they get attracted by the lights of Flo's V8 Cafe. Guido tries to keep a tire upright on top of another tire lying flat on the ground, which a sign being blown by the breeze keeps tilting it.]
Luigi: (sighs) Guido, we haven't gotten a single customer in several years.
[Then it shows the statue of Stanley, which Red the fire truck is seen watering flowers around the statue. Lizzie is seen sleeping outside her curio shop. Ramone, Flo, Sarge and Fillmore are seen at Flo's V8 Cafe as Fillmore was watching the intersection traffic light, which its amber light is blinking.]
Filmore: I'm telling you, man, every third blink is slower.
Ramone: Man... this sure is boring ain't it Flo?
Flo: Sure is. (sighs in boredom) We've ain't got a customer in forever.
Sarge: The sixties weren't good to you, were they?
[Then they hear backfiring noises as the music stops.]
Sarge: Hmm... did you hear that?
Filmore: I don't know, dude. It like... came from over there.
Ramone: Uh... was that Sherrif's backfire?
[The scene then goes to McQueen still being chased by Sheriff as he sees Radiator Springs in the distance.]
Lightning McQueen: What? That's not the Interstate at all! [Suddenly, Sheriff backfires again. He screams and McQueen's as he hits some traffic cones] Ow, ow, ow, ow! [McQueen then drives off the road and comes across a giant cone. He screams and goes out of control, McQueen tires screeching, then drives away across the road. He comes up towards a fence.] Oh, no, no, no, no! [He hits the fence, getting it caught on him.] Ow! That hurts so much! [McQueen's then heading towards a sign. He screams and McQueen then drive to the left, heading for Flo's V8 Cafe.]
Sarge: Huh? I wonder where it came from?
Filmore: I don't know, but... I'm not the only one seeing this, right?
Ramone: Dudes... what is that?
[McQueen then appears, driving out of control and knocking over some cans while Flo is gasping.]
Flo: Whoa! (takes cover) What did I just see?
Sarge: Incoming speedster!
Filmore: Whoa, man!
Sarge: Oh no! [Sarge, Fillmore and Ramone drive out of the way. The fence hits Ramone's body. Guido hides behind the sign.]
Ramone: Hey, watch it! And you better not scratch my paint!
Lightning McQueen: Sorry!!! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Luigi: Mamma mia! My tires!
[He then drives along the main road towards, with tires all over his body. McQueen grunts as he spits out a tire in his mouth, Red gasps and drives into the building, McQueen's continues driving along the road, spotting Stanley's statue.]
Lightning McQueen: (screams) IT'S A STATUE!!!!!
[he then drives around the statue, while hitting Red's flowers. Red gasps at his flowers being hit, the fence gets caught on Stanley's statue. McQueen then notices]
Lightning McQueen: AAAAH! HELP!!! GET BACK!!!
[McQueen tries to move backwards to get away from the statue. His tires squealing, and the cables vibrating as the statue starts to come off. Finally, the statue goes up into the air. McQueen's stops moving, glad that the statue was gone.]
Lightning McQueen: (sighs in relief) That was a close one. At least the statue didn't get me.
[Suddenly, the statue lands in front of him on the road. He screams.]
Lightning McQueen: I gotta get out of here! NOW!!!
[He turns around and drives away, while pulling Stanley's statue. The pole beneath the base was destroying the road. He screams and Flo, Ramone, Fillmore and Sarge watch as McQueen screams goes past them.]
Flo, Ramone, Fillmore and Sarge: Huh?
Sarge: Oh no!
Filmore: Uh oh...
Ramone: Not cool, Man.
Flo: (mutters) This is not going to end well....
[The statue continues damaging the road before finally going up a ramp beside the road. The ramp splits in half as the statue lands on some telephone wires. He grunting as he struggles to move, McQueen's then lose his grip, and the force pulls his back.]
Lightning McQueen: (as he gets pulled back) OW! MY BACK!!!
[He ends up hanging from the telephone wires as Stanley's statue flies through the air.]
Sarge: Well, there he goes.
Filmore: Fly away, Stanley, be free! [Red gasps as the statue comes towards him, and drives back into the courthouse, the statue lands back in its place, and the water resumes shooting out. Red then looks with shock. The music resumes as Sheriff drives slowly to McQueen who is still hanging from the telephone wires. Sheriff panting heavily.]
Sheriff: Boy, you're in a heap of trouble. [McQueen sighs and closes his eyes and passed out.] You're under arrest, son.
Kori Turbowitz: [The next day, we see photographers at the Los Angeles International Speedway watching Mack arrive.] We're live at the Los Angeles International Speedway as the first competitor, Lightning McQueen, is arriving at the track.
Cameramen: [The photographers are heard talking as they surround Mack.] Is it true he's gonna pose for Car girl? Lightning, what's your strategy? [Mack's trailer door opens, with no one inside it. The all gasping and take pictures with their cameras]
Mack: (confused and worried) What? Did I just forget to wipe my mud flaps again? (realizes McQueen is gone) Oh no, McQueen! He's gone! (smiles to the photographers nervously) Uh... If anyone needs me... I'll just be... (whispers) across the country.
[The screen then shows different news reporters reporting about McQueen's disappearance, and Mack then notices that he is missing.]
News: McQueen's driver arrived in California, but McQueen was missing. Race car Lightning McQueen was reported missing. He scheduled to race an unprecedented... [while the screen shows photographers interviewing Dusty and Rusty Rust-eze] Sponsor stated they have no idea where he is.
[Chuki speaks in Japanese about McQueen's disappearance.]
Junior: I just hope Lightning's okay, I sure hate to see anything bad happen to him.
Jay Limo: I don't know what's harder to five, Lightning green or a crew chief who'll work for him!
Sven: [German accent] Lightning McQueen must be found at all costs!
Chuck Manifold: They're all asking the same question: Where is McQueen?
(W.I.P)
Sheriff: [presses the button to open the gate] Well, quit your yapping and tow this delinquent road hazard to traffic court.
Tow Mater: [Mater whispering to McQueen] Well, we'll talk later, Mater. [chuckles as he gets behind McQueen] "Later, Mater." That's funny! [McQueen screams. He uses his tow hook to grab McQueen's undercarriage]
Lightning McQueen: Ah! (turns to Mater) Watch it!
Sheriff: [Then the screen skips to show the Radiator Springs Courthouse & Fire Department from outside as Sheriff's voice is heard.] OK everyone listen up! [then the screen shows the inside of the building] The Radiator Springs Traffic Court will come to order!
Ramone: [the other Radiator Springs residents were inside and were angry with McQueen for what he has done.] Hey, you scratched my paint! I ought take a blowtorch to you, man!
Luigi: [Then the screen shows McQueen as he moves his tire up while getting pushed by Mater into the courtroom to the accused space while the team followed him.] You broke-a the road! You are such a very bad car!
Fillmore: Fascist!
Sarge: Commie!
Lightning McQueen: [to Sheriff] Officer, talk to me, babe. How long is this gonna take? I gotta get to California, pronto.
Sheriff: Where's your lawyer?
Lightning McQueen: [scoffs] I don't know. Tahiti maybe. He's got a timeshare there.
Sheriff: When a defendant has no lawyer, the court will assign one to him. [to the other residents] Hey! Does anyone want to be his lawyer? [All of the residents move back, except Mater.]
Tow Mater: Shoot, I'll do it, Sheriff!
[Mater moves beside McQueen]
Sheriff: All rise! The Honorable Doc Hudson presiding.
Luigi: [Ramone moves his body up from his tires as he scoffs] What a showoff.
Sheriff: May Doc have mercy on your soul.
(W.I.P)
[The next morning, we hear an off-screen rooster crowing and we see the United States flag moving up to the top of a pole as a reveille plays. The screen then changes shot to the ground to show Sarge, who had raised the flag up.]
Sarge: [salutes with his antenna. Then Sarge's bugle reveille gets angry and interrupted by Jimi Hendrix's rendition of "The Star-Strangled Banner" being put on by Fillmore.] FILMORE!!! Will you please turn that disrespectful junk off?!
Filmore: Easy there. But you gotta respect the classics, man. It's Hendrix!
[Then the screen shows inside McQueen's cone, where he is still sleeping. McQueen groans, then breathes rapidly and mutters. Fast-paced electronic music plays as McQueen mutters, which it is shown that McQueen was dreaming of competing in the final race with The King and Chick, only that it was actually the Motor Speedway of the South circuit, not the Los Angeles International Speedway. Suddenly, Frank appears on the track, driving behind the three racers. Frank roaring and Chick screaming. All three racers get shocked at seeing Frank. The King drives off the track and Chick gets shredded by Frank's shredders. Then McQueen slides off the track. Frank crosses the finish line as the camera zooms in on Dexter Hoover's checkered flag and shows Frank on stage with his Piston Cup trophy, Tex and the Dinoco Girls. Two of the Dinoco Girls, who are on trophy models with discs on top, kiss Frank on his cheeks. Frank yelled loudly. Then the screen shows McQueen being surrounded by tractors, which one of them licks him. Tractor bellowing. Then the screen shows back in the present, where McQueen wakes up from his dream.]
Lightning McQueen: OH NO! [gasping] [Then an alarm beeps as a model car pops in and out of a miniature cone alarm clock.] What a nightmare! Wait... I gotta get outta here! [rushes outside the cone] I gotta go tell Doc about this! [and heads toward Doc Hudson's building as he bursts the doors open] Hey, have you seen the Sheriff? [The screen shows inside Doc Hudson's building as McQueen and come in, notices Sheriff's rear, as Sheriff is on a ramp up in the air] Oh! Oh, my gosh. Oh! [faces Doc Hudson] What have you done to the Sherrif?
Doc Hudson: [The screen turns around as it shows that Doc Hudson was sorting something on Sheriff's undercarriage. Doc turns around] Hey, what are you doing?!
Sheriff: You wanna get a good peak, City Boy?
Lightning McQueen: [Stutters] I, a... a... I just need my daily gas ration from the Sheriff and I need him to get Bessie for me.
Doc Hudson: [angrily] Wait for him at Flo's! Now get out of here!
Lightning McQueen: I’ve been trying to get out of here for three days! [McQueen then leaves the building.]
Sheriff: Hope you enjoyed the show. [McQueen grunts in anger as he kicks a can, which goes into a garage in the side of Doc Hudson's building, and we hear the sounds of objects falling down. McQueen and the team stop moving as they hear this. McQueen groans. Then the screen shows inside the garage as McQueen opens the doors, and he and the whole of enter. McQueen notices all of the boxes on the floor beside him]
Lightning McQueen: [Chuckling] Whoa ho, Doc. Time to clean out the garage, buddy, come on. [Then our heroes notice something near the window. They turn towards it, and it turns out to be a Piston Cup trophy. They look up to see that the text on the bottom says, "Hudson Hornet, Champion, 1951".] What? He has a Piston Cup? [Then they look to see another Piston Cup trophy behind a few boxes. They push the boxes aside, and see a third trophy as well along with four old racing tires with red hubcaps.] Oh, my gosh. Three Piston Cups? [They look at the text on the two trophies, which say that Doc was the champion of 1952 and 1953. Then they look to see a newspaper beside saying "Third Piston Cup Win! Hudson Hornet champion for all time" and showing a picture of Doc with the racing number 51 and the text "Fabulous Hudson Hornet" and a few other decals.]
(W.I.P)
["Behind the Clouds" plays as the screen shows the other residents, except Ramone and Sally, at Flo's V8 Cafe.]
Filmore: You know Sarge, some automotive yoga could really lower your RPM's, man.
Sarge: Oh, why don't you take a car wash, hippie.
Flo: Yeah, look at my husband, y'all. WHOO! That's your color!
[Ramone shows up while Flo is talking, having yellow paint and a bit of purple and his orange and yellow flame on his sides.]
Ramone: Yellow, baby. [chuckles]
Flo: Mm! You sure are smokin' hot!
Sheriff: Now where is he? [he notices McQueen and come towards them] There he is!
Lightning McQueen: Oh my gosh, guys! You'll never believe this!Did you know Doc is a famous race-car?!
Folks: What? (they all laugh except for Sherrif)
Sheriff: Doc? Our Doc?
Sarge: Not Doc Hudson.
[The screen shows inside Doc Hudson's garage as he then grumpily watches the conversation outside.]
Lightning McQueen: No no no no no, it's true! He's a real racing legend. He's The Fabulous Hudson Hornet!
Flo: Fabulous? I never seen Doc drive more than 20 miles an hour. I mean, have you ever seen him race?
Lightning McQueen: No, but I wish I could have of... They say he was amazing, he wins three Piston Cups!
Tow Mater: [spits out on his drink] POOOHHH!!! He did what in his cup?!
Sheriff: I think the heat's starting to get to the boy!
Lizzie: Well, I'll say! Look how red he is! [McQueen frowns]
Ramone: Yeah, I think he needs a new coat of poly, man.
Tow Mater: Are you sick, buddy?
Sheriff: You are looking a little peaked.
Ramone: Yeah, he needs a new coat of poly for sure!
[Then the screen shows Sally pressing a foot pedal attached to one of the fuel dispensers, causing the pump to go into McQueen's fuel door and pump fuel into him. The gas bell rings as the screen shows the fuel dispenser with the gallons of fuel and total sale.]
Sheriff: Hey-Hey! What are you doing?!
Sally Carrera: It's okay, Sheriff. You can trust me, right?
Sheriff: I trust you, all right. It's him I'm worried about.
Sally Carrera: Mm... I trust him. [to McQueen] Come on, let's take a drive.
Lightning McQueen: A drive?
Sally Carrera: Yeah, a drive. Don't you big city race cars ever just take a drive?
Lightning McQueen: Uh, No. No, I don't.
[The gas pump then stops and vibrates once. Sally then drives onto the road towards the courthouse, and McQueen moves himself to make the gas pump move back into its place. As McQueen drives onto the road, he turns towards the other side of the road and smiles as the screen shows the distance. Then Sheriff, thinking that McQueen is planning to escape, turns on his emergency lighting.]
Sally Carrera: Hey, Stickers! Do you comin' or what?
Flo: [Sally and the whole of then fly and chuff the other way out of town toward the courthouse. McQueen then turns around and follows them.] Mm-hm! [to Sheriff] And you thought he was gonna run. [Sheriff turns off his emergency lighting.]
Ramone: Hey, can you believe it, man? He actually thought Doc was a famous racecar! [Laughing] That's so too much! [We then see Doc inside his garage looking outside the window, now feeling sad.]
Lightning McQueen: [The screen shows McQueen and the whole of catching up with Sally after they go past Radiator Cap Mountain, to Sally] Okay, you got me out here. Where are we going?
Sally Carrera: I don't know. [Then McQueen revs his engine and moves a bit ahead of Sally, then Sally revs hers and moves a bit ahead. McQueen does the same thing, then Sally races off.]
Lightning McQueen: WHOA! Yes!
(W.I.P)
Tow Mater: (gasps) Here she comes!
Lightning McQueen: Okay, places, everybody. Hurry! Act natural.
Folks: [Red whistles as Sally arrives] Hi, Sally!
Sally Carrera: All right, what's going on?
Tow Mater: Ladies and gentle cars, please welcome the brand new: Lightning McQueen!
[Everyone moves out of the way as McQueen appears in his new paint job, revving his engine.]
Lightning McQueen: [posing] POW! What do you think? Radiator Springs looks pretty good on me.
Sally Carrera: [giggles] I'll say. [purrs as McQueen continues revving his engine] Ka-chow. You're gonna fit right in in California. Oh, my goodness, it looks like you've helped everybody in town.
Lightning McQueen: Yeah, everybody except one.
[Sally is shown with a happy look.]
Lightning McQueen: Hey, is it getting dark out?
Lizzie: Wh...What!? Wha--What'd he say?
Lightning McQueen: Let me say that again. Is it getting dark out?!
Lizzie: Now, what was I supposed to do after that?
[Red then presses a button on the radio, making Lizzie jump. The Chords' "Sh-Boom" is heard as the buildings' lights turn on. Ramone's House of Body Art is shown with its lights turning on. Luigi, Guido and Flo are shown at their buildings, looking glad as the lights turn on.]
Sally Carrera: [Gasping] They fixed their neon.
[The lights on Radiator Springs Curios turn on, then the ones at Fillmore's Taste-In, as Fillmore drives out, looking glad.]
Filmore: Oh, wow. This so cool, man
[Then the screen shows the lights on Sarge's Surplus Hut. It then shows Ramone and Flo at the crossroad.]
Flo: Low and slow?
Ramone: Oh, yeah, baby! [chuckles as they take a cruise along the main road to the Courthouse. Flo laughs and shrieks. McQueen to Sally]
Lightning McQueen: Just like in its heyday, right?
Sally Carrera: [exhales] It's even better than I pictured it. Thank you.
[The screen then shows different shots as the other townsfolk and the engines are shown cruising and the rest of are shown dancing on the sidewalks. Ramone chuckles as he lifts his bodywork up and presses his rear end on the tarmac, creating sparks. Noticing what Ramone did, Mater then presses his whole bodywork on the tarmac, creating a lot of sparks.]
Lightning McQueen: Shall we cruise?
Lizzie: [appearing out of nowhere] Oh, thank you, dear. I'd love to! [pulls McQueen away]
Lightning McQueen: No no no!
Sally Carrera: Lizzie!
Lizzie: [to McQueen as they drive along] I remember when Stanley first asked me to take a drive with him.
Tow Mater: [to Mater] Hey, "Miss Sally." May I have this cruise?
Sally Carrera: Of course, Mater.
Sheriff: [stopping them] A-A-Ah!
[The screen then shows that the traffic lights at the crossroad are now showing all the lights, as they change to red for Sally, Mater and a line of tractors then drive across, mooing.]
Lizzie: ...and again and I said, "no," and he asked me again, and I said, "no..." [Sally giggles as she notices McQueen stepping sideways while with Lizzie] ...but, oh, he was a persistent little burger for a two-cylinder... [continues driving, while McQueen stops and turns around] ...finally I said, "alright, one little drive..." [McQueen looks to see the other townsfolk still cruising. Suddenly, Mater grabs him with his tow hook.]
Lightning McQueen: OH!
Tow Mater: [laughs, "Dah ha ha ha ha ha!" tows him to Sally, and lets go]
Lightning McQueen: Hey!
Sally Carrera: Thanks, Mater.
Tow Mater: Good evening, you two! [McQueen and Sally then look at each other. Lizzie standing next to Stanley's statue]
Lizzie: Oh, Stanley, I wish you could see this. [McQueen and Sally then touch each other's front. Flo noticing something]
Flo: Is that what I think it is?
Sally Carrera: Oh, I don't know, Flo. I haven't had a chance to find out. [both her and McQueen close their eyes] But I am going to find out. Hello.
Flo: Not that! That!
Sally Carrera: [Everyone then looks into the distance to see lots of headlights approaching. Sally gasping] Are there those customers?
Flo: Customers, everybody! And a lot of them! You know what to do, just like we rehearsed!
Tow Mater: [Suddenly, a blue light shines on McQueen. A townsfolk gasp] It's the Ghost-Light!
Kathy Copter: [shown to be shining the light] We have found McQueen! We have found McQueen!
Cameramen: [It is then shown that the people who have arrived are actually the press, coming towards McQueen and surrounding him, flashing their cameras.] McQueen, over here, kid!
Lightning McQueen: Oh, wait...... Excuse me.
Cameramen: Is it true you've been in rehab?! Did you have a nervous breakdown, McQueen?!
Lightning McQueen: I'm sorry, what?
Cameramen: McQueen's wearing whitewalls! Are the tires you wearing are turning balding?!
Sally Carrera: Stickers, McQueen!
Cameramen: [to Mater] Was Lightning McQueen your prisoner?!
Tow Mater: Shoot, no, we're best buds! I ain't bragging or nothing, but I was in charge of hunting him down if he tried to escape.
Lightning McQueen: Sally, Sally!
Kori Turbowitz: McQueen, will you still race for the Piston Cup?!
Sally Carrera: Stickers?!
Lightning McQueen: Sally!
Cameramen: Come on, give us some bolt! [Suddenly, a horn honks, and the press clear the way for Mack.]
Mack: YOU'RE HERE! Thank the manufacturer, you're alive!
Lightning McQueen: Mack?!
Mack: [Mack turning around] You're here! I can't believe it! [Sally then watches as she notices the picture on the side of Mack's trailer. Mack chuckles to McQueen] You are a sight for sore headlights! I'm so sorry I lost you, boss. I'll make it up to you...
Lightning McQueen: Mack, I can't believe you're here!
Harv: Is that the world's fastest racing machine?
Lightning McQueen: Is that "Harv"?
Mack: Yeah, he's in the back. [splits from his trailer, and McQueen turns around to the trailer door]
Houser Boon: Show us the bolt, McQueen!
Mack: [drives towards the press, and angrily] GET BACK, YOU OIL-THIRSTY PARASITES!!! I'M WARNING YOU!!!
Houser Boon: Hey, where's the old McQueen?!
Mack: Um... Actually, this is my good side here. I don't respond negatively, and I don't snap nor get angry, mad, grumpy and selfish. I only respond positively. I don't have a bad side at all. Just my good and loyal side. [drives to a spot between McQueen and the press]
Cameramen: Show us the bolt!
Lightning McQueen: Harv! Harv!
Cameramen: Give us the bolt!
Lightning McQueen: [The trailer door then opens, showing no one in the trailer.] Harv?
Cameramen: Come on!
Harv: [on the phone, as it pops out] Kid, I'm over here!
Lightning McQueen: How you doing, buddy?
Harv: My star client disappears off the face of the earth! How do you think I'm doing?!
Lightning McQueen: Harv, I can explain...
Harv: I'm doing great! You're everywhere, baby, radio, TV, the papers! You can't buy this kind of publicity! What do you need me for?! That's just a figure of speech by the way you signed a contract. Where are you?! I can't even find you on my GPS.
Lightning McQueen: I'm in this little town called Radiator Springs. You know Route 66? It's still here!
Harv: Yeah, that's great, kid. Playtime is over, pal. While the world's been trying to find you, Dinoco has had no one to woo. Who are they gonna woo?
Lightning McQueen: [whispering and bitterly] Chick...
Harv: Bingo, in fact, check out what's on the plasma right now.
[The TV in McQueen's trailer then shows some photographers with Chick, who now has a thundercloud, lightning bolt and "C" between his tire and front, and is seen with Mia and Tia, who have green paint and "C" merchandise.]
Cameramen: [on TV] Show us the thunder!
Chick: [on TV] You want thunder? You want thunder?! [reflects sunlight on the "C" insignia] Ka-chicka, ka-chicka! Ka-chicka! [laughing]
Lightning McQueen: Hey, that's my bit!
Harv: You've gotta get to Cali, pronto! Just get out of Radiation Stinks now, or Dinoco is history, you hear me?
Lightning McQueen: [noticing Sally beside the trailer] Just give me a second here, Harv. [drives to Sally]
Harv: No, no, wait, where are you going?! Get in the trailer, baby! Kid, you wa... You want a bigger trailer?!
Lightning McQueen: Sally, I want you to, look, I wish--[sighs]
Sally Carrera: [sadly] Thank you. Thanks for everything.
Lightning McQueen: [sighs and laughs] It just a road.
Sally Carrera: [sadly] No. It was much more than that. [The screen shows McQueen with tears in his eyes. Mack comes to McQueen]
Mack: Hey, kid! We gotta go! Harv's going CRAZY! He's gonna have me fired if I don't get you in the truck this instant!
Lightning McQueen: [sadly] Mack, just hold it for...
Mack: (sadly) But, kid...
Sally Carrera: [sadly] You should go.
Lightning McQueen: [sadly] I know, but...
Sally Carrera: [sadly] Good luck in California. I hope you find what you're looking for. [drives away]
Cameramen: McQueen, come on!
Lightning McQueen: [tries to follow Sally] Sally! [gets surrounded by the press]
Cameramen: [angrily] Show us the bolt, McQueen! The bolt! Hey, Lightning, show us the bolt! Where's the old McQueen?! [The press make indistinct talk as McQueen is forced into the trailer, with Mack getting hooked up.]
Mack: (sighs sadly) Sorry, pal... guess it's time we have to move on.
Harv: Come on, kid, get in the trailer. That's it. That's right, kid, let's go! You're a big shining star. You're a superstar. You don't belong there, anyway.
Lightning McQueen: [As Harv is talking, McQueen takes one last look at the town and the whole of before the trailer door starts to close.] Whoa Wait Whoa Whoa Wait Wait! [The door closes, and Mack starts his engine as he gets going as other photographers are with Luigi, Guido and Red]
Cameramen: Hey, guys! McQueen's leaving in the truck! [The press then leave, following Mack and talking indistinctly. Kori then notices Doc near Ramone's House of Body Art, and comes to him.]
Kori Turbowitz: Hey, are you Doc Hudson?
Doc Hudson: Yeah.
Kori Turbowitz: Thanks for the call. [drives away]
Sally Carrera: [The screen then zooms out to show Sally and the whole.] You called them?
Doc Hudson: It's best for everyone, Sally.
Sally Carrera: Best for everyone, or best for you? [drives away, Doc is shown frowning, and Sally comes onto the main road to watch Mack and the press drive away with McQueen. The other townsfolk and the whole of are seen behind her, watching as well. Doc then joins them.]
Tow Mater: [sadly], I didn't get to say goodbye to him.
[Sally then drives to the Cozy Cone Motel and turns the light on the sign off.]
Sherrif: I'm calling it, gentlemen. It's time for bed.
Ramone: Let's go, dudes.
[The rest of the townsfolk, except Doc, go back to their buildings and turn off all of the neon lighting. As Doc is left alone at the crossroad and notices the traffic light buzzing and blinking its amber light once again and then realizes he made a mistake thinking that he was going to California to watch McQueen.]
Doc Hudson: (sadly) Oh... what have I done? (he is suddenly struck with an idea) Wait a minute... I know how to make things right! I got to get Sally!
(The screen shows Doc Hudson driving to Cozy Cone Motel to tell Sally.)
Doc Hudson: Sally! Wake up! I have an idea!
Sally: (groggily) What do you want, Doc?
Doc Hudson: We wake up everyone in the town and call a meeting.
Sally: Really? That would be a bad idea.
Doc Hudson: No... it would be a good idea. Trust me, Sally. We can get everyone together so I can invite all of us to go to California.
Sally: OK Doc... If you say so.
Doc Hudson: Well, come on. We got work to do.
(Meanwhile, in Traffic Court the whole townsfolk (Luigi, Guido, Filmore, Sarge, Ramone, Flo, Red, Lizzie, Sherrif and Sally) are gathered to hear Doc Hudson's apology.)
Doc Hudson: Order in the court, everyone... I'm terribly sorry because I've been... keeping something from you all for too long. And I've been letying that get in the way of my relationships with all of you. You all know me as Doc Hudson—the car who runs this town, the one who knows everything about fixing cars. But there’s something you don’t know about me... something I’ve kept buried for years.
Lizzie: What?
Doc Hudson: I used to race. I used to be someone who was in the spotlight. I was a champion. But something happened. Something that made me crash many years ago. I didn’t want to look at racing the same way anymore. I’ve been thinking a lot lately, and I’ve made up my mind. I’m going to California. I’m going to watch McQueen race. I’ve been too far removed from the sport, but maybe it’s time I found my place again... by seeing him, in action. Maybe we should head out there. He's still a rookie. He needs us.
Flo: What does that mean?
Doc Hudson: It means... we're going on a field trip. Which means... I am inviting all of you! Now who's with me?!
Mater, Sally, Sheriff, Luigi, Guido, Sarge, Fillmore, Red, Ramone, Flo and Lizzie: Yes! (cheering)
[The screen shows the next morning, showing the townsfolk prepared for the road trip.]
Doc Hudson: Alright, this going to be a very long road trip. So what we need to do is stay together.
Sally: OK, everyone. Me, Red and Lizzie are staying behind to watch the race on TV. Now go get em' guys!
Lizzie: Have fun, dears.
Red: (sobs)
[Doc Hudson, Ramone, Flo, Luigi, Guido, Sarge, Filmore and Sherrif start to leave Radiator Springs as "You Might Think" by "The Cars" plays over the montage of their travels. Later, the screen shows the townsfolk stopping at a gas station. The screen then resumes the townsfolk progressing on their journey. Then the screen shows a hill and goes over it to show the Los Angeles International Speedway. Bob and Darrell are heard talking as Al Oft flies over, along with the spectators coming into the circuit.]
Bob Cutlass: Hello, race fans, and welcome to what has become, quite simply, the biggest event in the history of racing. A three-way battle for the Piston Cup!
Darrell Cartrip: Bob, there's a crowd of nearly 200,000 cars here at the Los Angeles International Speedway. Tickets to this race are hotter than a black leather seat on a hot summer day!
Bob Cutlass: The King, Chick Hicks and Lightning McQueen in a 200-lap, winner-takes-all, tiebreaker race. [Then the screen fades to a different shit and moves to Darrell and Bob, who are in front of a couple of spectators, along with Todd the Pizza Planet truck and Elvis.]
Darrell Cartrip: And Bob, you know I got a lotta miles on me but let me tell you somethin' buddy. I never thought I'd see anything like this. Whoo! Man, this is so exciting! [The screen then shows several closed signs on different buildings as Bob is talking, such as a person turning a sign from "Open" to "Closed", the sign for the East Honkers Shopping Mall saying "Closed for race", and Emery ville's sign showing a label saying "Closed for the race", and at the end of Bob's line, the screen shows some trucks and drivers watching the race on TV.]
Bob Cutlass: In fact, the country has almost shut down, to watch what many experts are calling the race of the century.
[The King's pit crew have finished putting a new set of tires on him, when Junior appears.]
Junior: Hey, King! Good luck in your last race. You've sure been an inspiration to me.
The King: Thanks, Junior. Appreciate it.
Lynda Weathers: Hey, be careful out there, okay?
The King: Yeah, man. [Then the screen shows Chick with the press again, with Mia and Tia behind him.]
Mia: Oh! He's so hot!
Tia: I know, right?
Chick: [while the photographers are talking] Oh, yeah. You wanna know the forecast? I'll give you the forecast. A 100 percent chance of THUNDER! [the press takes pictures as he poses] Ka-chicka! Ka-chicka! Say it with me! [the press joins in] Ka-chicka-chicka-chicka!
[Meanwhile, a security officer named Marco Axelbender notices Fred while checking all of the spectators with another security officer.]
Security: [to Fred] Hey, you! No admittance without a garage pass.
Fred: Oh, it's okay. Lightning McQueen knows me!
Andretti: [coming up with Patty] Hey, Marco, it's a beautiful day for a race, isn't it?
Security: Absolutely, Mr. Andretti.
Andretti: [Fred chuckles] And good morning to you uh [looks at Fred's license plate] Fred.
Fred: Mario Andretti he knows my name! [to Marco] You gotta let me in now!
Security: Sorry, pal.
[The screen then moves and zooms in on Mack's trailer as the press surround it. McQueen's voice is heard.]
Lightning McQueen: Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed.
[The screen goes black.]
Lightning McQueen: I am speed.
[The screen then shows the same shot of race cars whizzes past as shown at the very beginning of the film, before going back to black.]
Lightning McQueen: There is victory. 1 winner and 2 losers.
[The screen then shows the same shot of McQueen engine revving and racing from when he was preparing while inside Mack's trailer at the very beginning of the film.]
Lightning McQueen: I am speed, I am speed, I am speed, speed...
[The sound of birds singing is then heard as the screen then shows the view of Radiator Springs from Wheel Well, before changing to show Mater, Sheriff, Luigi, Guido, Sarge, Fillmore, Red, Ramone, Flo and Lizzie while in the town, then it changes to show the whole of smiling while at the camera just then, Mack knocks on the trailer's door.]
Mack: Hey, Lightning, you ready?
Lightning McQueen: [gasps] Y-yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm uh... I'm ready. [McQueen then opens the door and comes out, noticing the press chattering indistinctly and taking pictures of him. The screen then shows an aerial view of the circuit, before coming back to the ground to show McQueen driving to Mack, who is wearing a headset.] Mack, thanks for being my pit crew today.
Mack: Ahh. Don't worry about it, kid. It's the least I could do. After all, "Gas Can" is my middle name.
Lightning McQueen: It is?
Mack: Ahh, not really.
Lightning McQueen: Oh... OK. No big deal.
Mack: Yeah... I mean, it's time for you to get out there and show Chick and the King how it's done.
[The Alpha numeros are then shown driving along the track, forming the words "Piston Cup" as the crowd cheers. Then the Convoy Brothers are shown shouting as the camera pans past them, showing a caravan drinking Dinoco Light, and Syd VanDerKamper sitting in an inflatable pool surrounded by little palm trees, Dinoco cans and plastic flamingos. Barney Stormin is then shown completing his skywriting of "Piston Cup", and then hears Marco, Stu Bop and another jet heading towards him.]
Small Airplane: Uh-oh!
[Small airplane and flies out of the way. The jets then fly through the skywriting and over the circuit, where the crowd is cheering and laughing upon seeing them. Coriander Wide track giggles upon seeing them, wearing a Marco toy on her antenna. Two of the jets then fly away in different directions, as the screen then shows Mater, Sheriff, Luigi, Guido, Sarge, Fillmore, Ramone and Flo at Lighting Mcqueen's pit crew area]
Doc Hudson: Alright, now listen... we have to be ready to be Lighting's pit crew. (turns to Sarge) Sarge, you need to take command!
Sarge: Sir yes sir! (to Flo) Flo, you put the oil stand over here.
Flo: Already on it!
Sarge: (turns to Luigi and Guido) Luigi and Gudio, you set up the tires and put the tools together!
Luigi: Perfecto!
Guido: Pit stop!
Doc Hudson: Ramone, you try snazzing up this pit. We need to show off our car star.
Ramone: If you say so, man. (notices McQueen is somewhere) But... where is McQueen?
Doc Hudson: I better go get him. (to Mater) Come on, Mater.
[The screen then shows Artie and another announcer looking at the different cameras.]
TV Crew: Nelson! Zoom in. Ready, 16? Take 16. [One of the TV cameras then changes to show McQueen on the track with Chick and the King, as they warm up while behind Charlie Checker. While Bob and Darrell are talking, the cameramen aim their cameras at McQueen.]
Bob Cutlass: And there he is, Lightning McQueen! Missing all week, and then he turns up in the middle of nowhere! In a little town called Radiator Springs.
Darrell Cartrip: Wearing whitewall tires, of all things. [McQueen grunts and as Chick's "C" sticker shines sunlight over his eyes]
Chick: Ka-chicka, Ka-chicka, Ka-chicka! [laughs] Hey, where you been, McQueen? I've been kinda lonely. Nobody to hang out with. I mean, except the Dinoco folks. Oh, and the twins. Of course. You know the twins, the ones that used to be your fans, but now they're my fans. Anyway, listen to what the twins think...
[But then McQueen daydreams of when he sees Sally driving along the bridge beside the waterfall in then of and the rest of offering to teach him about the ways of friendship at the on. Just then, a green flag is waved as the screen then shows Dexter Hoover waving it to start the race. The King and Chick get on their way, but McQueen was not ready.]
Lightning McQueen: [Gasps] AAH! Shoot! [gets on his way]
Darrell Cartrip: Boogity, boogity, boogity, boys! Let's go racing!
[The screen shows the three race cars racing, as McQueen is a couple of seconds behind and catching up. Then the screen shows so many cars around, where Mater and Doc spot the empty trailer]
Tow Mater: There he is! Over there- (notices McQueen is missing) Wait a minute... where is he?
Doc Hudson: I'm not sure... Mater. You go find him.
Tow Mater: Yes, Doc!
[The crowd is seen cheering, as the camera moves to show Lynda and Tex cheering on for the King.]
Lynda Weathers: Come on, you can do it!
Tex: Come on, keep making us proud, boy!
[Then afterward, the screen shows Mater searching for McQueen on his own.]
Mater: Buddy! Buddy? (notices the Rusteze-tent) Dad-gum!
(W.I.P)
Bob Cutlass: Fifty laps down, and The King is still holding a slim lead.
Darrell Cartrip: [as McQueen gets beside Chick] Hey, McQueen's got a run on him! He's looking to the inside! [But then, Chick goes right in front of McQueen, causing him to brake.] Oh, Chick slammed the door on him!
Bob Cutlass: Chick's not making it easy on him today.
Darrell Cartrip: Oh, man, he lost so much momentum, and now he's gonna have to chase him back down!
[The screen changes to McQueen's point of view as he sees the King and Chick ahead. The screen then changes as McQueen daydreams again, showing him following Sally and the whole of driving, chuffing and flying through the woods, as soft music is heard along with birds singing. But when Sally splashes through the puddle, McQueen then notices he is heading straight towards the barrier, and collides with it, causing him to turn away and spin off the track, with his brakes squealing.]
Lightning McQueen: AH!!!
Bob Cutlass: OH!!! McQueen spins out in the infield!
[Mia and Tia gasp along with the crowd. McQueen then comes to a stop on the infield.]
Chick: [chuckles] Just me and the old man, fellas. McQueen just doesn't have it today.
[Chick Hicks' Pit Crew all laugh. McQueen groans and drives back onto the track]
Mack: [through the radio] Hey, kid, you all alright?
Lightning McQueen: [sadly], I don't know, Mack. I... I don't think I'm-
Doc Hudson: [through the radio] I didn't come all this way to see you quit.
[McQueen then looks to see Doc, the rest of the whole of and most of the Radiator Springs residents in his pit. Ramone has had a new paint job, being red with McQueen's bolt and the are shown wearing cheerleader outfits and holding pom-poms, while Doc has his original racing paint job and tires and a headset, which and also had to contact with McQueen on his radio.]
Lightning McQueen: Uh… Doc? (notices the Radiator Springs residents) Wait… guys? Is that you?
Doc Hudson: I mean... we came to help out.
The Townsfolk: [everyone cheers]
Lightning McQueen: Guys, you're here! I can't believe this!
Doc Hudson: I knew that you needed a crew chief, but I didn't know it was this bad.
Lightning McQueen: I thought you said you'd never come back.
Doc Hudson: Well, I really didn't have a choice. Mater didn't get to say goodbye.
Tow Mater: Goodbye!!! Okay, I'm good.
Lightning McQueen: [chuckles] I agree.
Doc Hudson: [McQueen then comes to the pits, as Mater holds a sign, which says "Radiator Springs Racing Team" along with the Radiator Springs' logo on it. Fillmore and Sarge refuel McQueen, to McQueen] Alright, if you can drive as good as you fix a road, then you can win this race with your eyes shut.
Lightning McQueen: Of course, Doc!
Doc Hudson: Why thank you. Now, get back out there and go get ‘em! [McQueen then drives back out through the pit lane.] Alright hot snot, we are back in business! Guido! Luigi! You're going' up against the professional pit crews' boys, you're going to have to be fast as possible.
Luigi: They will not know what bit them!
Doc Hudson: [to McQueen] Kid, [through the radio] you can beat these guys. Find a groove that works for you and get that lap back!
[McQueen then goes faster, going around the bends and catching up. Then the Dinoco pit crew notice Doc in his look, murmuring as they see him.]
Chick's Crew: Is that? Oh, wow. That's him!
TV Crew: Is that--? That's the Hudson Hornet! Bob, Darrell, the Hudson Hornet's back!
Bob Cutlass: Darrell, it appears McQueen has got himself a pit crew. And look who he has for a crew chief! [All of the cameramen turn their cameras to show Doc, and the crowd then notices him.]
Fans: Whoa! Look, man. It's the Hudson Hornet!
Biggest fan: Whoa!
Fans: Well, dip me in axle grease and call me Slick! It surely is!
Biggest fan: [A whistle is heard, and the crowd then cheers. The screen then shows a TV at Flo's V8 Cafe showing Doc, as Sally, Red and Lizzie are watching the race on TV back in Radiator Springs.]
Bob Cutlass: Wow, this is history in the making. Nobody has seen the racing legend in over fifty years!
Lizzie: [noticing Doc on the TV, not realizing it is him] Hey, Doc! Come look at this fellow on the radio! He looks just like you!
(W.I.P)
Lightning McQueen: [to Sally] He's my best friend. What're you gonna do?
Sally Carrera: So, Stickers. Last one to Flo's buys?
Lightning McQueen: I don't know. Why don't we just take a drive?
Sally Carrera: Hmm, nah. [quickly drives away]
Lightning McQueen: Yeah! [revs his engine] Ka-Chow!!! [follows Sally and as they race each other, while John Mayer's version of "Route 66" plays, with Mater yelling while riding in Rotor.]
Tow Mater: YEEEEEEHHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
[The screen then shows as the map is shown, with Radiator Springs' location added back on, as the end credits begin. Then it shows some of the traffic on the Interstate 40 driving to Radiator Springs, and a recreation of the flashback, with a couple of differences such as having the current Radiator Springs logo on the sign, Mia and Tia in their "Lightning McQueen" paint jobs working as waitresses at Flo's V8 Cafe, and Mater being enthusiastic instead of towing a car to the cafe.]
Filmore: You know, man? It's great to have customers again?
Sarge: It sure is, Filmore.
[Then Fred is shown on the crossroad, jumping around and showing stickers from Lizzie saying the names of Kingman, Barstow and San Bernadino at the same time as the names are mentioned in the lyrics of the "Route 66" song, before he then stops, with his front bumper falling off. Next, it shows Sheriff sleeping next to the billboard, when Boost, Wingo, DJ and Snot Rod speed past, causing Sheriff to chase after them with his siren on. It then skips to when Sheriff presses the button to close the impound gate, as it shows the Delinquent Road Hazards in the impound with parking boots on. Snot Rod sniffs and sneezes. The camera then shows the Glenrio Motel being changed to the Racing Museum, as Mater, guide Junior, the King and Lynda inside.]
Tow Mater: All right, everybody please keep together now. We is now entering the Doc Hudson wing of the museum. [shows them the part that mentions Doc having 27 wins in 1952]
Junior: Whoa. Unbelievable. That many wins in a single season.
The King: He sure is the real deal, Junior. The Hudson Hornet was my inspiration.
Lynda Weathers: [to Mater] Excuse me, son. Is Doc Hudson here today?
Tow Mater: Sorry, Mrs. The King, I think Doc went out for a drive or something.
[The camera then moves over Willy's Butte as it shows McQueen racing with Doc.]
Lightning McQueen: Whoo-ooh!
Doc Hudson: Yeah!
Lightning McQueen: Whoo-hoo!
Doc Hudson: Well, you sure ain't no dirt boy.
Lightning McQueen: Not today, old man. I know all your tricks.
Doc Hudson: Ye-YEAH! [turns towards the cliff, McQueen stops and looks down the edge]
Lightning McQueen: Doc! Doc!
Doc Hudson: [jumping back to the ground level McQueen is on] Whoo-ah! Not all my tricks, rookie!
[Then the camera shows a close-up of Bessie blowing a large bubble of tar, which then bursts and causes tar to land on the Delinquent Road Hazards, who all grumble as they are paving the other road going to the crossroad. Then the screen shows McQueen and Sally reopening the Wheel Well Motel, which everyone, including Mater, Luigi, Michael Schumacher, Costanzo, Lizzie, Ramone, Flo, Fillmore, Sheriff, Sarge, the whole of and several visitors, all cheer. Then the screen shows a sign saying, "Sarge's SUV Boot camp", before showing Sarge training T.J. Hummer, Charlie Cargo, Frank "Pinky" Pinkerton and Murphy.]
Sarge: Attention, students! It's time to kiss the pavement goodbye, gentlemen. When I'm finished with you, you'll have mud in places you didn't know you had!
TJ Hummer: Yo, I've never been off-road!
Sarge: [drives towards him] Well, that's gonna change right now TJ Hummer! About face! [Charlie Cargo, Murphy and Frank Pinkerton quickly turn around the other way, while T.J. steps slowly around.] Drop and give me 20 miles! [Charlie, Frank Pinkerton and Murphy then drive off the road onto the dirt, while T.J. is still stepping around slowly.] Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go!
TJ Hummer: [driving on the dirt] Aw man, now I got dirt in my rims!