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{{TV_Show|title1 = What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages|genre = Surreal Comedy
 
{{TV_Show|title1 = What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages|genre = Surreal Comedy
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Black Comedy
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Fantasy
 
Fantasy
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Medieval Fantasy
 
Medieval Fantasy
   
Satire|cast = TBA|original_language = English|seasons = 1|episodes = TBA|original_network = Youtube|original_release = TBA}}What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages is an American animated web miniseries. The series centered on the misadventures of a wizard and companions as they sets out on a treacherous journey to in the surreal version of the medieval times.
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Satire|cast = TBA|original_language = English|seasons = 1|episodes = TBA|original_network = Youtube|original_release = TBA}}What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages is an American animated miniseries. It is a prequel to both [[Welcome to Die, U.S.A.]], and [[Nightmare America]]. The series centered on the misadventures of in the surreal but messed up version of the medieval times.
   
 
'''Tagline'''
 
'''Tagline'''
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'''Premise'''
 
'''Premise'''
   
The setting takes place in the during the Middle Ages. It centers on a group of young travelers The show's humor often makes fun of itself as it rarely seems to take itself seriously.
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The setting takes place in the during the Middle Ages. It centers on a The show's humor often makes fun of itself as it rarely seems to take itself seriously.
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'''Quotes'''
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As he huffed from tenseness and fear, he then felt something dripping from his nose and wiped it off with his shirt sleeve. However, it turns out to be blood which gave Daniel a horrified expression on his face.
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Daniel: Oh crap!
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Death: Bring out your dead!
   
 
'''Characters'''
 
'''Characters'''
   
Ron- a young warlock
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Daniel- a young warlock who is chosen to destroy
   
Wesley-Ron's childhood friend and wizard
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Rupert-Daniel's childhood friend and wizard
   
Emma- Ron's second friend and a withc.
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Emma- Daniel's second friend and a witch who often uses her quick wit to help the group in many situations.
   
 
Maurice-
 
Maurice-
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Dove- Penelope's best friend and lady in waiting.
 
Dove- Penelope's best friend and lady in waiting.
   
Penelope StormButt- the crown princess of Etheridge.
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Penelope StormButt- the crown princess of Die. She is the direct ancestor of Veronica
   
King StormButt-the king of Etheridge and Penelope's father.
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King StormButt-the king of Die and Penelope's father.
   
Queen StormButt-the queen of Etheridge and Penelope's mother.
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Queen StormButt-the queen of Die and Penelope's mother.
   
 
William-a hobbit who speaks in shakespearean.
 
William-a hobbit who speaks in shakespearean.
   
 
Gunter- a mute hobbit who is unable to talk due to his inability to utilize his tongue. He can only communicates with facial expressions, charades and sign language.
 
Gunter- a mute hobbit who is unable to talk due to his inability to utilize his tongue. He can only communicates with facial expressions, charades and sign language.
 
Timmy- a bard who enjoys playing his lyre and singing.
 
   
 
who suffers from OCD.
 
who suffers from OCD.
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Jacques -Though he can understand English, he always speaks French with subtitles. He spoke English in a few episodes in order for everyone to understand him better.
 
Jacques -Though he can understand English, he always speaks French with subtitles. He spoke English in a few episodes in order for everyone to understand him better.
   
'''Episodes'''
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'''Recurring Characters'''
 
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'''Quotes'''
 
 
* HELP! WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY BUNNIES FROM HELL!
 
* Your Highness, we've found a witch! May we have permission to burn her?
 
 
Emma:<nowiki>:</nowiki>I'm not a witch!
 
 
But you look like one!
 
 
Emma:<nowiki>:</nowiki>That's because they dressed me up like a halloween decoration! And this isn't my actual facial skin color! (wipes the makeup off her face) It's just makeup for fuck sake!
 
 
WE BURN THEM!
 
 
She had turned me into a toad!
 
 
What?! I've been worse!
 
 
Now...what do you do with witches?
 
 
BURN THEM!
 
 
No, you don't, You make her take the ice bucket challenge! Water makes witches melt. Therefore, if she melts, she is a witch.
 
 
MELT HER!
 
 
Hey, i have a better idea! Let's burn the witch instead!
 
 
There are ways of telling she's a witch.
 
 
There are?
 
 
Do they hurt? Do they bleed?
 
 
The villagers looked at each other in confusion before looking back at the royal advisor.
 
 
So, what made you so sure that this woman is a witch?
 
 
Okay fine, we were bored and we had nothing else to do. So, we decided to come with an idea to execute some random person to relieve our boredom.
 
 
King StormButt:So...You did all of this just because you were bored? (the villagers nodded their heads again)Well, do whatever floats your witch.
 
 
Queen StormButt:And that folks is the American justice system in a nutshell.
 
* Now everyone, let's sing the annual burning the witch song!
 
 
Everyone began holding hands before singing Alicia Keys-Girl On Fire
 
 
This girl is on fire
 
 
This girl is on fire
 
 
She's walking on fire
 
 
Wesley: Well, whatever the chances are, it's a good thing we got out, otherwise we wouldn't be able to get Emma back and who knows what that mob is going to do to her.
 
 
They're going to burn her.
 
 
How the hell do you know that?
 
 
That's what they do with witches around these parts.
 
 
How the hell do you know that?
 
 
Thatts what they are going to do to that witch over there.
 
 
THAT'S EMMA!
 
 
Like hell it's her! Emma didn't wear a fake nose.
 
 
Oh...well fuck i guess you're right, must be someone else.
 
 
RON! WESLEY!
 
 
Wesley:See, told you it was her.
 
 
Emma takes off the fake witch nose.
 
 
(Emma: shouted)SOMEONE! ANYONE! PLEASE COME AND SAVE THE BITCH WHO IS ABOUT TO GET HER ASS SMOKED!
 
* But you're using coconuts! Eh...were...
 
 
So? We've ridden since the white flaky stuff covered the land! We've come from-
 
 
Where'dya get the coconuts? I need to life stuff...coconuts would be good...
 
 
We conquered them!
 
 
Conquered them? But coconuts are tropical!
 
* Most of us are gay!
 
Talk about a reality check!
 
 
Say that again?
 
 
Thee must understandth, we art homosexuals.
 
 
You're kidding.
 
 
Oh come on, Seven males all living together without women interfering.
 
* Would you just eat me already! I'm not a toothpick!
 
 
* So what happened is that even the cutest of creatures can be deadly and bloodthirsty...I like this quest already!
 
'''Beyond the Forest of Death'''
 
* Emma:Back, you furry harbingers of hell! I have...a carrot and i'm not afraid to use it!
 
 
Emma:See guys...Problem solved.
 
 
...Did you know that a squirrel once bit my cousin in the toe.
 
 
Wesley.
 
   
Yes?
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Death-
   
Shut up.
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'''Antagonists'''
   
...Okay.
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Serena-
* It's already confirmed that i'm a natural born leader.
 
You know what else has been confirmed. You're a natural born idiot.
 
* Look Penelope. It all started with a woman gets under the man. The man opens the hole and puts his sausage between her hotdog bun then he suddenly squirts his mayo inside the bun.
 
Penelope:No dad! Not that question!
 
   
* Penelope:No Dove. I'm gonna be queen of the whole fucking kingdom. (ran towards an open window and screams) YOU HEAR THAT ETHERIDGE?! AS SOON AS I BECOME QUEEN, I'M GONNA RULE YOUR ASS LIKE A PRO ON STEROIDS!
 
 
[[Category:Comedy TV series]]
 
[[Category:Comedy TV series]]
 
[[Category:Animated series]]
 
[[Category:Animated series]]

Latest revision as of 03:47, July 23, 2020

What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages is an American animated miniseries. It is a prequel to both Welcome to Die, U.S.A., and Nightmare America. The series centered on the misadventures of in the surreal but messed up version of the medieval times.

Tagline

What could possibly go wrong in the medieval times? Well...everything.

Premise

The setting takes place in the during the Middle Ages. It centers on a The show's humor often makes fun of itself as it rarely seems to take itself seriously.

Quotes

As he huffed from tenseness and fear, he then felt something dripping from his nose and wiped it off with his shirt sleeve. However, it turns out to be blood which gave Daniel a horrified expression on his face.

Daniel: Oh crap!

Death: Bring out your dead!

Characters

Daniel- a young warlock who is chosen to destroy

Rupert-Daniel's childhood friend and wizard

Emma- Daniel's second friend and a witch who often uses her quick wit to help the group in many situations.

Maurice-

Dove- Penelope's best friend and lady in waiting.

Penelope StormButt- the crown princess of Die. She is the direct ancestor of Veronica

King StormButt-the king of Die and Penelope's father.

Queen StormButt-the queen of Die and Penelope's mother.

William-a hobbit who speaks in shakespearean.

Gunter- a mute hobbit who is unable to talk due to his inability to utilize his tongue. He can only communicates with facial expressions, charades and sign language.

who suffers from OCD.

Jacques -Though he can understand English, he always speaks French with subtitles. He spoke English in a few episodes in order for everyone to understand him better.

Recurring Characters

Death-

Antagonists

Serena-

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