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{{TV_Show|title1 = What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages|genre = Surreal Comedy |
{{TV_Show|title1 = What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages|genre = Surreal Comedy |
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Fantasy |
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Medieval Fantasy |
Medieval Fantasy |
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| − | Satire|cast = TBA|original_language = English|seasons = 1|episodes = TBA|original_network = Youtube|original_release = TBA}}What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages is an American animated |
+ | Satire|cast = TBA|original_language = English|seasons = 1|episodes = TBA|original_network = Youtube|original_release = TBA}}What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages is an American animated miniseries. It is a prequel to both [[Welcome to Die, U.S.A.]], and [[Nightmare America]]. The series centered on the misadventures of in the surreal but messed up version of the medieval times. |
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'''Premise''' |
'''Premise''' |
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| − | The setting takes place in the during the Middle Ages. It centers on a |
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| − | Timmy- a bard who enjoys playing his lyre and singing. |
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'''Quotes''' |
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| + | As he huffed from tenseness and fear, he then felt something dripping from his nose and wiped it off with his shirt sleeve. However, it turns out to be blood which gave Daniel a horrified expression on his face. |
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| − | * HELP! WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY RABID BUNNIES FROM HELL! |
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| − | * Your Highness, we've found a witch! May we have permission to burn her? |
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| + | Daniel: Oh crap! |
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| − | Wesley's Mother<nowiki>:</nowiki>I'm not a witch! i'm your wife, dumbass! |
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| + | Death: Bring out your dead! |
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| − | Wesley's Father:Oh yeah...I forgot about that. Sorry. |
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| − | <nowiki>:</nowiki>Wesley's Mother:Now like i said, i'm not a witch! |
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| − | But you look like one! |
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| − | <nowiki>:</nowiki>That's because they dressed me up like a halloween decoration! And this isn't my actual facial skin color! (wipes the makeup off her face) It's just makeup for fuck sake! |
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| + | Emma- Daniel's second friend and a witch who often uses her quick wit to help the group in many situations. |
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| − | WE BURN THEM! |
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| − | She had turned me into a toad! |
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| − | What?! I've been worse! |
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| − | No, you don't, You make her take the ice bucket challenge! Water makes witches melt. Therefore, if she melts, she is a witch. |
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| + | King StormButt-the king of Die and Penelope's father. |
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| − | MELT HER! |
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| + | Queen StormButt-the queen of Die and Penelope's mother. |
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| − | Hey, i have a better idea! Let's burn the witch instead! |
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| − | There are ways of telling she's a witch. |
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| − | There are? |
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| − | Do they hurt? Do they bleed? |
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| − | The villagers looked at each other in confusion before looking back at |
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| − | So, what made you so sure that this woman is a witch? |
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| − | Okay fine, we were bored and we had nothing else to do. So, we decided to come with an idea to execute some random person to relieve our boredom. |
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| − | So...You did all of this just because you were bored? (the villagers nodded their heads again)Well, do whatever floats your witch. |
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| − | And that folks is the American justice system in a nutshell. |
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| − | * Now everyone, let's sing the annual burning the witch song! |
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| − | Everyone began holding hands before singing Alicia Keys-Girl On Fire |
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| − | This girl is on fire |
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| − | This girl is on fire |
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| − | She's walking on fire |
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| − | * But you're using coconuts! Eh...were... |
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| − | So? We've ridden since the white flaky stuff covered the land! We've come from- |
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| − | Where'dya get the coconuts? I need to life stuff...coconuts would be good... |
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| − | We conquered them! |
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| − | Conquered them? But coconuts are tropical! |
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| − | * Did you know that a squirrel once bit my cousin in the toe. |
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| − | ...Yes? |
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| − | Shut up! |
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| − | Okay. |
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| − | * Most of us are gay! |
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| − | Talk about a reality check! |
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| − | Say that again? |
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| − | Thee must understandth, we art homosexuals. |
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| − | You're kidding. |
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| − | Oh come on, Seven males all living together without women interfering. |
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| − | * Would you just eat me already! I'm not a toothpick! |
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| − | * So what happened is that even the cutest of creatures can be deadly and bloodthirsty...I like this quest already! |
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| − | * Back, you furry harbingers of hell! I have...a carrot and i'm not afraid to use it! |
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| + | Serena- |
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| − | See guys...Problem solved. |
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| − | * It's already confirmed that i'm a natural born leader. |
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| − | You know what else has been confirmed. You're a natural born idiot. |
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| − | * Look Penelope. It all started with a woman gets under the man. The man opens the hole and puts his sausage between her hotdog bun then he suddenly squirts his mayo inside the bun. |
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| − | Penelope:No dad! Not that question! |
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| − | '''Attack of the Killer Bunnies''' |
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| − | * Penelope:No Dove. I'm gonna be queen of the whole fucking kingdom. (ran towards an open window and screams) YOU HEAR THAT ETHERIDGE?! AS SOON AS I BECOME QUEEN, I'M GONNA RULE YOUR ASS LIKE A PRO ON STEROIDS! |
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[[Category:Comedy TV series]] |
[[Category:Comedy TV series]] |
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[[Category:Animated series]] |
[[Category:Animated series]] |
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Revision as of 03:47, 23 July 2020
What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages is an American animated miniseries. It is a prequel to both Welcome to Die, U.S.A., and Nightmare America. The series centered on the misadventures of in the surreal but messed up version of the medieval times.
Tagline
What could possibly go wrong in the medieval times? Well...everything.
Premise
The setting takes place in the during the Middle Ages. It centers on a The show's humor often makes fun of itself as it rarely seems to take itself seriously.
Quotes
As he huffed from tenseness and fear, he then felt something dripping from his nose and wiped it off with his shirt sleeve. However, it turns out to be blood which gave Daniel a horrified expression on his face.
Daniel: Oh crap!
Death: Bring out your dead!
Characters
Daniel- a young warlock who is chosen to destroy
Rupert-Daniel's childhood friend and wizard
Emma- Daniel's second friend and a witch who often uses her quick wit to help the group in many situations.
Maurice-
Dove- Penelope's best friend and lady in waiting.
Penelope StormButt- the crown princess of Die. She is the direct ancestor of Veronica
King StormButt-the king of Die and Penelope's father.
Queen StormButt-the queen of Die and Penelope's mother.
William-a hobbit who speaks in shakespearean.
Gunter- a mute hobbit who is unable to talk due to his inability to utilize his tongue. He can only communicates with facial expressions, charades and sign language.
who suffers from OCD.
Jacques -Though he can understand English, he always speaks French with subtitles. He spoke English in a few episodes in order for everyone to understand him better.
Recurring Characters
Death-
Antagonists
Serena-