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{{TV_Show|title1 = What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages|genre = Surreal Comedy
 
{{TV_Show|title1 = What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages|genre = Surreal Comedy
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Black Comedy
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Fantasy
 
Fantasy
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Medieval Fantasy
 
Medieval Fantasy
   
Satire|cast = TBA|original_language = English|seasons = 1|episodes = TBA|original_network = Youtube|original_release = TBA}}What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages is an American animated web miniseries. The series centered on the misadventures o a wizard and companions sets out on a treacherous journey to in the surreal version of the medieval times.
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Satire|cast = TBA|original_language = English|seasons = 1|episodes = TBA|original_network = Youtube|original_release = TBA}}What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages is an American animated web miniseries. It is a prequel to both [[Welcome to Die, U.S.A.]], and [[Heavy Metal America]]. The series centered on the misadventures of in the surreal but messed up version of the medieval times. The series is a prequel to [[Welcome to Die, U.S.A.]]
   
 
'''Tagline'''
 
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'''Premise'''
 
'''Premise'''
   
The setting takes place in the during the Middle Ages. It centers on a group of young travelers The show's humor often makes fun of itself as it rarely seems to take itself seriously.
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The setting takes place in the during the Middle Ages. It centers on a The show's humor often makes fun of itself as it rarely seems to take itself seriously.
 
'''Characters'''
 
 
Ron-
 
 
Wesley-Ron's childhood friend.
 
 
Maurice- a young wizard who accompanies Ron
 
 
Dove- Penelope's best friend and lady in waiting.
 
 
Penelope StormButt- the crown princess of Etheridge.
 
 
a hobbit who speaks in shakespearean.
 
 
Gunter- a mute hobbit who is unable to talk due to his inability to utilize his tongue. He can only communicates with facial expressions, charades and sign language.
 
 
Timmy- a bard who enjoys playing his lyre and singing.
 
 
who suffers from OCD.
 
 
Jacques -Though he can understand English, he always speaks French with subtitles. He spoke English in a few episodes in order for everyone to understand him better.
 
 
'''Episodes'''
 
 
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'''Quotes'''
 
'''Quotes'''
   
* HELP! WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY BUNNIES FROM HELL!
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As he huffed from tenseness and fear, he then felt something dripping from his nose and wiped it off with his shirt sleeve. However, it turns out to be blood which gave Daniel a horrified expression on his face
* Your Highness, we've found a witch! May we have permission to burn her?
 
   
Wesley's Mother<nowiki>:</nowiki>I'm not a witch! i'm your wife, dumbass!
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Oh crap!
   
Wesley's Father:Oh yeah...I forgot about that. Sorry.
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'''Characters'''
   
<nowiki>:</nowiki>Wesley's Mother:Now like i said, i'm not a witch!
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Daniel- a young warlock who is chosen to destroy
   
But you look like one!
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Rupert-Daniel's childhood friend and wizard
   
<nowiki>:</nowiki>That's because they dressed me up like a halloween decoration! And this isn't my actual facial skin color! (wipes the makeup off her face) It's just makeup for fuck sake!
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Emma- Daniel's second friend and a witch who often uses her quick wit to help the group in many situations.
   
WE BURN THEM!
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Maurice-
   
She had turned me into a toad!
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Dove- Penelope's best friend and lady in waiting.
   
What?! I've been worse!
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Penelope StormButt- the crown princess of Die. She is the direct ancestor of
   
No, you don't, You make her take the ice bucket challenge! Water makes witches melt. Therefore, if she melts, she is a witch.
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King StormButt-the king of Die and Penelope's father.
   
MELT HER!
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Queen StormButt-the queen of Die and Penelope's mother.
   
Hey, i have a better idea! Let's burn the witch instead!
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William-a hobbit who speaks in shakespearean.
   
There are ways of telling she's a witch.
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Gunter- a mute hobbit who is unable to talk due to his inability to utilize his tongue. He can only communicates with facial expressions, charades and sign language.
   
There are?
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who suffers from OCD.
   
Do they hurt? Do they bleed?
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Jacques -Though he can understand English, he always speaks French with subtitles. He spoke English in a few episodes in order for everyone to understand him better.
 
The villagers looked at each other in confusion before looking back at
 
 
So, what made you so sure that this woman is a witch?
 
 
Okay fine, we were bored and we had nothing else to do. So, we decided to come with an idea to execute some random person to relieve our boredom.
 
 
So...You did all of this just because you were bored? (the villagers nodded their heads again)Well, do whatever floats your witch.
 
 
And that folks is the American justice system in a nutshell.
 
* Now everyone, let's sing the annual burning the witch song!
 
 
Everyone began holding hands before singing Alicia Keys-Girl On Fire
 
 
This girl is on fire
 
 
This girl is on fire
 
 
She's walking on fire
 
* But you're using coconuts! Eh...were...
 
 
So? We've ridden since the white flaky stuff covered the land! We've come from-
 
 
Where'dya get the coconuts? I need to life stuff...coconuts would be good...
 
 
We conquered them!
 
 
Conquered them? But coconuts are tropical!
 
* Did you know that a squirrel once bit my cousin in the toe.
 
...Yes?
 
 
Shut up!
 
 
Okay.
 
* Most of us are gay!
 
Talk about a reality check!
 
 
Say that again?
 
 
Thee must understandth, we art homosexuals.
 
 
You're kidding.
 
 
Oh come on, Seven males all living together without women interfering.
 
* Would you just eat me already! I'm not a toothpick!
 
 
* So what happened is that even the cutest of creatures can be deadly and bloodthirsty...I like this quest already!
 
   
* Back, you furry harbingers of hell! I have...a carrot and i'm not afraid to use it!
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'''Recurring Characters'''
   
See guys...Problem solved.
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Death-
* It's already confirmed that i'm a natural born leader.
 
You know what else has been confirmed. You're a natural born idiot.
 
* Look Penelope. It all started with a woman gets under the man. The man opens the hole and puts his sausage between her hotdog bun then he suddenly squirts his mayo inside the bun.
 
Penelope:No dad! Not that question!
 
   
'''Attack of the Killer Bunnies'''
 
* Penelope:No Dove. I'm gonna be queen of the whole fucking kingdom. (ran towards an open window and screams) YOU HEAR THAT ETHERIDGE?! AS SOON AS I BECOME QUEEN, I'M GONNA RULE YOUR ASS LIKE A PRO ON STEROIDS!
 
 
[[Category:Comedy TV series]]
 
[[Category:Comedy TV series]]
 
[[Category:Animated series]]
 
[[Category:Animated series]]

Revision as of 17:48, May 7, 2020

What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages is an American animated web miniseries. It is a prequel to both Welcome to Die, U.S.A., and Heavy Metal America. The series centered on the misadventures of in the surreal but messed up version of the medieval times. The series is a prequel to Welcome to Die, U.S.A.

Tagline

What could possibly go wrong in the medieval times? Well...everything.

Premise

The setting takes place in the during the Middle Ages. It centers on a The show's humor often makes fun of itself as it rarely seems to take itself seriously.

Quotes

As he huffed from tenseness and fear, he then felt something dripping from his nose and wiped it off with his shirt sleeve. However, it turns out to be blood which gave Daniel a horrified expression on his face

Oh crap!

Characters

Daniel- a young warlock who is chosen to destroy

Rupert-Daniel's childhood friend and wizard

Emma- Daniel's second friend and a witch who often uses her quick wit to help the group in many situations.

Maurice-

Dove- Penelope's best friend and lady in waiting.

Penelope StormButt- the crown princess of Die. She is the direct ancestor of

King StormButt-the king of Die and Penelope's father.

Queen StormButt-the queen of Die and Penelope's mother.

William-a hobbit who speaks in shakespearean.

Gunter- a mute hobbit who is unable to talk due to his inability to utilize his tongue. He can only communicates with facial expressions, charades and sign language.

who suffers from OCD.

Jacques -Though he can understand English, he always speaks French with subtitles. He spoke English in a few episodes in order for everyone to understand him better.

Recurring Characters

Death-

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