What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages

What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages is an American animated web series The series centered on the misadventures of in the surreal version of the medieval times.

Premise

The setting takes place in the fictional kingdom of during the Middle Ages. It centers on

Characters

Maurice- m

Penelope

who speaks in shakespearean

Gunter- a mute hobbit who is unable to talk due to his inability to utilize his tongue. He can only communicates with facial expressions, charades and sign language.

Quotes

• Your Highness, we've found a witch! May we have permission to burn her?

:I'm not a witch, i'm your daughter!

Oh yeah...I forgot about that. Sorry.

:Now like i said, i'm not a witch!

But you look like one!

:That's because they dressed me up like a halloween decoration! And this isn't my actual facial skin color! (wipes the makeup off her face) It's just makeup!

WE BURN THEM!

She had turned me into a toad!

What?! I've been worse!

No, you don't, You make her take the ice bucket challenge! Water makes witches melt. Therefore, if she melts, she is a witch.

MELT HER!

Hey, i have a better idea! Let's burn the witch instead!

Now everyone, let's sing the annual burning the witch song!

Everyone began holding hands before singing Alicia Keys-Girl On Fire

This girl is on fire

This girl is on fire

She's walking on fire

• But you're using coconuts! Eh...were...

So? We've ridden since the white flaky stuff covered the land! We've come from-

Where'dya get the coconuts? I need to life stuff...coconuts would be good...

We conquered them!

Conquered them? But coconuts are tropical!