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* qWelcome to Die, U.S.A. is an American adult animated web television series. The series has a spin off titled Heavy Metal America, featuring the notorious cult, Nightmare and a prequel What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages. In a a group of dysfunctional friends strive to cope with everyday life as they are thrown from one scenario to another. The series is inspired by Family Guy, Ugly Americans, Neighbors from Hell, Gary and His Demons, and Metalocalypse.

Tagline

Welcome to Die: a town that is to die for.

Quotes

Regan: (demonically) Your mother smokes pot in hell.

Crackers: Well, your mother sucks cocks in hell.

Chris MacNeil: That was a summer job. I mean, I don't know what you are talking about.

This is our son Eddie.

Eddie Pearlstein:I'm the result of a broken condom.

Summary

The series take place in an alternate world which is inhabited by humans and a variety of supernatural and demonic creatures.

Characters

Main Characters

Lilith- A demon who speaks with a valley girl accent.

Lucifer- Lilith's older brother

Barbara Pearlstein- Kurt's human wife. Her husband became a flesh eating zombie in an ill conceived attempt to stop a robbery. She once had a childhood fear of zombies because of her brother Johnny teases her mercilessly by chanting "They're coming to get you, Barbara". Her character is modeled and based on Barbara from The Night of the Living Dead.

Fido Pearlstein- A former convenient store clerk at a local 7-11 and Barbara's husband, who became a zombie after he had accidentally shot him during a robbery at his previous job. Like the other zombies, He has strong cravings for human flesh.

Raphael-An Archangel,who despite being an angel, secretly dislikes God.

Veronica StormBottom-The daughter of the Mayor of Die. She is the direct descendant of the former ruling family of Die.

Recurring Characters

Erin-A gothic wiccan who is a huge fan of the occult. She enjoys watching horror movies but finds gore overrated. In Heavy Metal America, it was revealed that she once had a one night stand with Gabriel. She had once dated a vampire named Edward but kills him in horror and disgust due to the fact that he "sparkles" in broad sunlight.

Melissa- A homosexual Jewish girl. She had once dated a woman named Floda Reltih but immediately broke up with her after discovering that she is the granddaughter of a former German Nazi soldier. She later enters a relationship with Erin.

Jesus Christ- the son of God and the prince of Heaven.

Johnny- Barbara's brother His character appears to be modeled after and based on Johnny from The Night of the Living Dead.

Ben Duane Jones- An African American He was later shot in the head and killed by two teenaged rednecks who had mistaken him for a zombie. His character is modeled after and based on Ben from The Night of the Living Dead.

Tateh Cuda-Martin's Lithuanian Catholic great uncle who is convinced that Martin is a vampire His character is modeled after and based on Tateh Cuda.

Christine- Martin's cousin and Tateh Cuda's daughter.

Rosemary Woodhouse- Satan's human wife and Damien's mother.

Mazu-A Chinese sea goddess and Uriel's ex girlfriend. Uriel broke up with her because she had an affair with SpongeBob SquarePants.

Damien-the half human/half demon son of Satan and Rosemary. He is the result of his mother getting drugged by a Satanic cult and forced to bear Satan's child. He is shown to be good friends with Eddie.

Regan- the cousin of Damien and the daughter of Pazuzu and Rosemary.

Chris MacNeil- the human mother of Regan who is a famous actress.

Pazuzu- Regan's demon father and husband. He is the younger brother of Satan

Daniel- A teenage wizard who is a parody of Harry Potter.

Rupert- who is a parody of Ron Weasley.

Emma- who is a parody of Hermione Granger.

An Archangel He initially believed humans and supernatural beings can't have children until he got Veronica pregnant by kissing, much to his shock and disappointment.

Life- A supernatural being who takes the form of a beautiful young woman. She brings the souls to newborns when they are born. She is Death's long time girlfriend and roommate.

Death- A grim reaper figure who takes the form of a skeleton in a black cloak who rarely removes his hood. He is Life's long time boyfriend and roommate. He is the older brother of Satan.

God- the ruler of Heaven

Satan- A high ranking demon and the ruler of hell. He is the father of Regan and Damien.

Brendon-The leader of nightmare.

Raya-A half satyr/half demon member of Nightmare and Brendon's girlfriend. She is affectionately nicknamed "Snipe" by Brendan. She gets turned on by Brendon's aggressiveness.

Gabriel-An archangel and a member of Nightmare.

Cotton- Cracker's older sister and Divine's best friend

Honey- A Filipino American member of Nightmare

Tommy- An elf member of Nightmare.

Crackers-A member of Nightmare who is a hippie and a female to male transgender. He was originally a girl who was only interested in male activities only for him to suffer physical and emotional abuse at the hands of his transphobic and sexist father. He has an unhealthy obsession with chickens.

Martin Romaro-A troubled member of Nightmare who believed himself to be a vampire. Without fangs or mystical powers, He viciously murders people in order to drink their blood. The reason for his actions was due to an alleged family curse that goes back for generations.

Cookie-A member of Nightmare and a local hippie. She often attempts to spread the message of peace, joy, and love only to get insulted and laughed at for being a hippie. However, she is shown to have an extremely bad temper when provoked. She is affectionately nicknamed "beautiful douchebag" by Crackers.

Divine/Babs- A criminal who is considered to be "the most filthiest person alive".

Eddie Pearlstein- Barbara and Fido's half human/ half zombie preteen son who is shown to be a passionate Satan worshipper and had visited hell several times. He had became emo at a young age after he walked in on his parents having sex.

Shaun

Jennifer Check- A succubus high school cheerleader who enjoys seducing, killing, and eating men for pleasure. She deeply cares about Anita

Anita "Neddy" Lesnicki- Jennifer's human best friend and later girlfriend. She is a kind but insecure girl who has to deal with being friends with a demon.

Chip- Anita's boyfriend who openly dislikes Jennifer. He had met his demise when Jennifer tore his neck open.

-Raya's satyr mother

Raya's demon father

Karen Cooper- The 11 year old daughter of Harry and Helen. She' was accidentally bitten by Eddie and later viciously killed her parents.

Harry Cooper-

Helen Cooper-

Tom Wayne-

Judy Ridley-

Danny-Cookie and Crackers' future son

Mink-Brendan and Raya's future daughter. Brendan is protective over her much to her annoyance.

Steve and George-Honey and Tommy's future identical twin sons who look like replicas of their father but has their mother's eye shape.

Vivian-Gabriel and Cotton's future daughter

Paul and Pat-Gabriel and Cotton's future twin sons

Antagonists

Sonia Rose- A mysterious woman who

Serena-

Thalia-

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-Welcome to Die, U.S.A. is an American adult animated web television series. The series has a spin off titled [[Heavy Metal America]], featuring the notorious cult, Nightmare and a prequel [[What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages]]. In a a group of dysfunctional friends strive to cope with everyday life as they are thrown from one scenario to another. The series is inspired by Family Guy, Ugly Americans, Neighbors from Hell, Gary and His Demons, and Metalocalypse.
+<nowiki>*</nowiki>  qWelcome to Die, U.S.A. is an American adult animated web television series. The series has a spin off titled [[Heavy Metal America]], featuring the notorious cult, Nightmare and a prequel [[What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages]]. In a a group of dysfunctional friends strive to cope with everyday life as they are thrown from one scenario to another. The series is inspired by Family Guy, Ugly Americans, Neighbors from Hell, Gary and His Demons, and Metalocalypse.
 '''Tagline'''
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 Crackers: Well, your mother sucks cocks in hell.
-Rosemary: That was a summer job. I mean, I don't know what you are talking about.
+Chris MacNeil: That was a summer job. I mean, I don't know what you are talking about.
+* This is our son Eddie.
-This is our son Eddie.
 Eddie Pearlstein:I'm the result of a broken condom.
@@ Line 33: / Line 32: @@
 '''Main Characters'''
 Lilith- A demon who speaks with a valley girl accent.
+Lucifer- Lilith's older brother
-Zika Gedeon-An amnesiac girl with an unknown past
-Barbara Pearlstein- Kurt's human wife. Her husband became a flesh eating zombie in an ill conceived attempt to stop a robbery.
+Barbara Pearlstein- Kurt's human wife. Her husband became a flesh eating zombie in an ill conceived attempt to stop a robbery. She once had a childhood fear of zombies because of her brother Johnny teases her mercilessly by chanting "They're coming to get you, Barbara". Her character is modeled and based on Barbara from The Night of the Living Dead.
-Kurt Pearlstein- A former convenient store clerk at a local 7-11 and Barbara's husband, who became a zombie after he had accidentally shot him during a robbery at his previous job. Like the other zombies, He has strong cravings for human flesh.
+Fido Pearlstein- A former convenient store clerk at a local 7-11 and Barbara's husband, who became a zombie after he had accidentally shot him during a robbery at his previous job. Like the other zombies, He has strong cravings for human flesh.
-Raphael-An Archangel ,who despite being an angel, dislikes God.
+Raphael-An Archangel,who despite being an angel, secretly dislikes God.
-Veronica StormBottom-The daughter of the Mayor of Die. She is the direct descendant of the ruling family of Die
+Veronica StormBottom-The daughter of the Mayor of Die. She is the direct descendant of the former ruling family of Die.
 '''Recurring Characters'''
@@ Line 49: / Line 48: @@
 Erin-A gothic wiccan who is a huge fan of the occult. She enjoys watching horror movies but finds gore overrated. In [[Heavy Metal America]], it was revealed that she once had a one night stand with Gabriel. She had once dated a vampire named Edward but kills him in horror and disgust due to the fact that he "sparkles" in broad sunlight.
-Melissa- A homosexual Jewish girl. She had once dated a woman named Floda Reltih but immediately broke up with her after discovering that she is the granddaughter of a former German Nazi soldier. She later enters a relationship with
+Melissa- A homosexual Jewish girl. She had once dated a woman named Floda Reltih but immediately broke up with her after discovering that she is the granddaughter of a former German Nazi soldier. She later enters a relationship with Erin.
 Jesus Christ- the son of God and the prince of Heaven.
-Johnny- Barbara's brother His character appears to be modeled and is based on Johnny from The Night of the Living Dead
+Johnny- Barbara's brother His character appears to be modeled after and based on Johnny from The Night of the Living Dead.
-Ben- An African American  He was later shot in the head and killed by two boys who had mistaken him for a zombie.
+Ben Duane Jones- An African American  He was later shot in the head and killed by two teenaged rednecks who had mistaken him for a zombie. His character is modeled after and based on Ben from The Night of the Living Dead.
+Tateh Cuda-Martin's Lithuanian Catholic great uncle who is convinced that Martin is a vampire His character is modeled after and based on Tateh Cuda.
-Megan-
-Martin's Catholic father.
+Christine- Martin's cousin and Tateh Cuda's daughter.
+Rosemary Woodhouse- Satan's human wife and Damien's mother.
-Lucifer- Lilith's brother, the son of Satan.
+Mazu-A Chinese sea goddess and Uriel's ex girlfriend. Uriel broke up with her because she had an affair with SpongeBob SquarePants.
-Rosemary- Lucifer's human wife and Damien and Regan's mother.
-Damien-the half human/half demon son of Lucifer and Rosemary. He is the result of his mother getting drugged by a Satanic cult and forced to bear Lucifer's child. He is shown to be good friends with Eddie.
+Damien-the half human/half demon son of Satan and Rosemary. He is the result of his mother getting drugged by a Satanic cult and forced to bear Satan's child. He is shown to be good friends with Eddie.
-Regan- the fraternal twin sister of Damien and the daughter of Lucifer and Rosemary. She is the result of her mother getting drugged by a Satanic cult and forced to bear Lucifer's child.
+Regan- the cousin of Damien and the daughter of Pazuzu and Rosemary.
+Chris MacNeil- the human mother of Regan who is a famous actress.
+Pazuzu- Regan's demon father and husband. He is the younger brother of Satan
 Daniel- A teenage wizard who is a parody of Harry Potter.
@@ Line 75: / Line 78: @@
 Emma- who is a parody of Hermione Granger.
-An Archangel He initially believed humans and supernatural beings can't have children until he got pregnant by kissing, much to his shock and disappointment.
+An Archangel He initially believed humans and supernatural beings can't have children until he got Veronica pregnant by kissing, much to his shock and disappointment.
 Life- A supernatural being who takes the form of a beautiful young woman. She brings the souls to newborns when they are born. She is Death's long time girlfriend and roommate.
-Death- A grim reaper figure who takes the form of a skeleton in a black cloak who rarely removes his hood. He is Life's long time boyfriend and roommate. He is Lilith and Lucifer's paternal uncle and the younger brother of Satan.
+Death- A grim reaper figure who takes the form of a skeleton in a black cloak who rarely removes his hood. He is Life's long time boyfriend and roommate. He is the older brother of Satan.
 God- the ruler of Heaven
-Satan- A high ranking demon and the ruler of hell. He is the father of Lilith and Lucifer and the grandfather of Damien and Regan.
+Satan- A high ranking demon and the ruler of hell. He is the father of Regan and Damien.
 Brendon-The leader of nightmare.
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 Gabriel-An archangel and a member of Nightmare.
-Cotton- Cracker's older sister
+Cotton- Cracker's older sister and Divine's best friend
 Honey- A Filipino American member of Nightmare
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 Tommy- An elf member of Nightmare.
-Crackers-A member of Nightmare who is a hippie and a female to male transgender. He was originally a girl who was only interested in male activities only for him to suffer physical and emotional abuse at the hands of his transphobic and sexist father.
+Crackers-A member of Nightmare who is a hippie and a female to male transgender. He was originally a girl who was only interested in male activities only for him to suffer physical and emotional abuse at the hands of his transphobic and sexist father. He has an unhealthy obsession with chickens.
-Martin Romaro-A troubled member of Nightmare who believed himself to be a vampire. Without fangs or mystical powers, He murders and sometimes sedates people in order to drink their blood. The reason for his actions was due to an alleged curse that
+Martin Romaro-A troubled member of Nightmare who believed himself to be a vampire. Without fangs or mystical powers, He viciously  murders people in order to drink their blood. The reason for his actions was due to an alleged family curse that goes back for generations.
 Cookie-A member of Nightmare and a local hippie. She often attempts to spread the message of peace, joy, and love only to get insulted and laughed at for being a hippie. However, she is shown to have an extremely bad temper when provoked. She is affectionately nicknamed "beautiful douchebag" by Crackers.
+Divine/Babs- A criminal who is considered to be "the most filthiest person alive".
-Eddie Pearlstein- Natasha and Kurt's half human/ half zombie preteen son who is shown to be a passionate Satan worshipper and had visited hell several times.
+Eddie Pearlstein- Barbara and Fido's half human/ half zombie preteen son who is shown to be a passionate Satan worshipper and had visited hell several times. He had became emo at a young age after he walked in on his parents having sex.
-Jennifer- A succubus high school cheerleader who enjoys seducing, killing, and eating men.
+Shaun
-Anita "Neddy" Lesnicki- Jennifer's human best friend and later love interest. She is a kind but insecure girl who has to deal with her best friend being a demon
+Jennifer Check- A succubus high school cheerleader who enjoys seducing, killing, and eating men for pleasure. She deeply cares about Anita
-Divine-Raya's satyr mother
+Anita "Neddy" Lesnicki- Jennifer's human best friend and later girlfriend. She is a kind but insecure girl who has to deal with being friends with a demon.
+Chip- Anita's boyfriend who openly dislikes Jennifer. He had met his demise when Jennifer tore his neck open.
+-Raya's satyr mother
+Raya's demon father
+Karen Cooper- The 11 year old daughter of Harry and Helen. She' was accidentally bitten by Eddie and later viciously killed her parents.
+Harry Cooper-
+Helen Cooper-
+Tom Wayne-
+Judy Ridley-
 Danny-Cookie and Crackers' future son
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 '''Antagonists'''
-Pazuzu-
 Sonia Rose- A mysterious woman who