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Welcone to Die, U.S.A. is an American animated web television series. The series has a spin off titled [[Heavy Metal America]], featuring the notorious cult, Nightmare and a prequel [[What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages]]. In a wacky American town, a group of dysfunctional friends strive to cope with everyday life as they are thrown from one scenario to another. The series is inspired by Family Guy, Ugly Americans, Neighbors from Hell, Gary and His Demons, and Metalocalypse. The series deals with themes related to alcohol and drug use, death religion, Satanism, and the occult.
 
   
 
Welcome to Die, U.S.A. is an American adult animated web television series. The series has a spin off titled [[Heavy Metal America]], featuring the notorious cult, Nightmare and a prequel [[What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages]]. In a a group of dysfunctional friends strive to cope with everyday life as they are thrown from one scenario to another. The series is inspired by Family Guy, Ugly Americans, Neighbors from Hell, Gary and His Demons, and Metalocalypse.
'''Tagline''' {{TV_Show_Basic|title1 = Welcome to Die, USA|genre = Adult animation
 
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'''Tagline'''
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{{TV_Show_Basic|title1 = Welcome to Die, USA|genre = Adult animation
   
 
Black Comedy
 
Black Comedy
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Horror
 
Horror
   
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Bizarro fiction
Bizarro fiction|created_by = TBA|directed_by = TBA|starring = TBA|country_of_origin = United States|original_language = English|no_of_seasons = TBA|no_of_episodes = TBA}}Welcome to Die: a town that is to die for.
 
 
'''Summary'''
 
   
 
Urban Fantasy|created_by = TBA|directed_by = TBA|starring = TBA|country_of_origin = United States|original_language = English|no_of_seasons = TBA|no_of_episodes = TBA}}
Die, a town which is served as a gateway between heaven, earth, and hell, is inhabited by humans and a variety of supernatural and demonic creatures.
 
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Welcome to Die: a town that is to die for.
   
 
'''Quotes'''
 
'''Quotes'''
 
* Regan: (demonically) Your mother smokes pot in hell.
* I heard you have a roach infestation.
 
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Crackers: Well, your mother sucks cocks in hell.
   
 
Chris MacNeil: That was a summer job. I mean, I don't know what you are talking about.
No, we just had a problem with overpopulation.
 
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* This is our son Eddie.
   
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Eddie Pearlstein:I'm the result of a broken condom.
What's the difference?
 
* What?
 
   
 
'''Summary'''
The man rolled down the window and immediately jumped in fright at the reaper before him.
 
   
 
The series take place in an alternate world which is inhabited by humans and a variety of supernatural and demonic creatures.
Death:It's okay, I'm not here for you. I'm here for someone named Carly. I was told she died here.
 
   
 
'''Characters'''
Uh, I don't know what you're talking about.
 
   
 
'''Main Characters'''
Death: Hey I was told specii- Hey, what were you doing in here, anyways?
 
   
 
Lilith- A demon who speaks with a valley girl accent.
Uh, nothing. Nothing sexually or anything.
 
   
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Lucifer- Lilith's older brother
Death:Wait, what's that over- Oh there's Carly. Wait a minute... Oh.. OH GOD! THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING! YOU'RE SICK!
 
   
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Barbara Pearlstein- Kurt's human wife. Her husband became a flesh eating zombie in an ill conceived attempt to stop a robbery. She once had a childhood fear of zombie because of her brother Johnny teases her mercilessly by chanting "They're coming to get you, Barbara". Her character is modeled and based on Barbara from The Night of the Living Dead.
I can't help myself! Dead bodies always turn me on, I swear!
 
   
 
Fido Pearlstein- A former convenient store clerk at a local 7-11 and Barbara's husband, who became a zombie after he had accidentally shot him during a robbery at his previous job. Like the other zombies, He has strong cravings for human flesh.
Death:Okay, you know what? Keep it. (Walks away in disgust) I'm just gonna skip this damn job.
 
* And nine months later, you were born. And that's pretty much how I met your father.
 
   
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Raphael-An Archangel,who despite being an angel, dislikes God.
Remember when I tied you to the bed and you were begging me to stop.
 
   
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Veronica StormBottom-The daughter of the Mayor of Die. She is the direct descendant of the former ruling family of Die.
Chuckles
 
   
 
'''Recurring Characters'''
Oh, you were such a bad boy.
 
   
 
Erin-A gothic wiccan who is a huge fan of the occult. She enjoys watching horror movies but finds gore overrated. In [[Heavy Metal America]], it was revealed that she once had a one night stand with Gabriel. She had once dated a vampire named Edward but kills him in horror and disgust due to the fact that he "sparkles" in broad sunlight.
clearly traumatized, slowly pulls a gun to his mouth.
 
* Death (shouted)You fucking maniacs! Oh, now that's just fucking great! I have two deaths already and i'm gonna be late!
 
Life: Oh, trust me. I know what it feels.
 
   
 
Melissa- A homosexual Jewish girl. She had once dated a woman named Floda Reltih but immediately broke up with her after discovering that she is the granddaughter of a former German Nazi soldier. She later enters a relationship with Erin.
Death:(in a seductive tone)Well...It seems like we're going to be here for a while. Wanna go to the back seat and...?
 
   
 
Jesus Christ- the son of God and the prince of Heaven.
Life:(shouted)DEATH! FOR THE LAST TIME,NO!
 
   
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Johnny- Barbara's brother His character appears to be modeled after and based on Johnny from The Night of the Living Dead.
Death:Come on, you had sex with me last weekend!
 
   
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Ben- An African American He was later shot in the head and killed by two rednecks who had mistaken him for a zombie. His character is modeled after and based on Ben from The Night of the Living Dead.
Life:I was drunk, okay! Now let it go already!
 
   
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Tateh Cuda-Martin's Lithuanian Catholic great uncle who is convinced that Martin is a vampire His character is modeled after and based on Tateh Cuda.
Death: (screams)NO!
 
   
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Christine- Martin's cousin and Tateh Cuda's daughter.
Life:Okay...how about seven minutes of pity sex in exchange of cleaning the house for a whole month?
 
   
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Rosemary Woodhouse- Satan's human wife and Damien's mother.
Death:Deal!
 
   
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Mazu-A Chinese sea goddess and Uriel's ex girlfriend. Uriel broke up with her because she had an affair with SpongeBob SquarePants.
Both Life and Death jumped
 
   
 
Damien-the half human/half demon son of Satan and Rosemary. He is the result of his mother getting drugged by a Satanic cult and forced to bear Satan's child. He is shown to be good friends with Eddie.
Life:Death, is that a spy camera on the ceiling?
 
   
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Regan- the half cousin of Damien and the daughter of Pazuzu and Rosemary.
Death:Well, my mom is always asking for proof that i'm not gay or some shit.
 
* (demonically)Your mother smokes pot in hell!
 
Well, Your mother sucked cock in hell, but you don't see me taking cheap shots at her!
 
   
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Chris MacNeil-the half sister of Rosemary and the human mother of Regan who is a famous actress.
That was a summer job! I mean I don't know what you're talking about!
 
   
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Pazuzu- Regan's demon father and husband.
Thanks for taking me to dinner, Floda.
 
   
 
Daniel- A teenage wizard who is a parody of Harry Potter.
Anything for my princess.
 
   
 
Rupert- who is a parody of Ron Weasley.
Hey, who's that in the picture?
 
   
 
Emma- who is a parody of Hermione Granger.
Floda Reltih: Oh, that's my grandfather. Did you know that he had fought in World War ll?
 
   
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An Archangel He initially believed humans and supernatural beings can't have children until he got pregnant by kissing, much to his shock and disappointment.
noticing a Nazi brand on his arm. tensed and looked in shock.
 
   
 
Life- A supernatural being who takes the form of a beautiful young woman. She brings the souls to newborns when they are born. She is Death's long time girlfriend and roommate.
Wait, was your grandfather a...?
 
   
 
Death- A grim reaper figure who takes the form of a skeleton in a black cloak who rarely removes his hood. He is Life's long time boyfriend and roommate. He is Regan and Damien's paternal uncle and the younger brother of Satan.
Floda Reltih:(nervously) No, he wasn't.
 
   
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God- the ruler of Heaven
Melissa:But, I thought he's...
 
   
 
Satan- A high ranking demon and the ruler of hell. He is the father of Regan and Damien.
Floda Reltih:My grandfather wasn't a Nazi!
 
   
 
Brendon-The leader of nightmare.
Melissa:Are you sure because I could have sworn...
 
   
 
Raya-A half satyr/half demon member of Nightmare and Brendon's girlfriend. She is affectionately nicknamed "Snipe" by Brendan. She gets turned on by Brendon's aggressiveness.
Suddenly, Floda started chanting in German and had made a Nazi salute.
 
   
 
Gabriel-An archangel and a member of Nightmare.
Floda Reltih: (angrily shouted)BLICK HUNDIN! MEINE GRUBVATER NICHT EINE VERFLUCHT NAZI! (LOOK BITCH! MY GRANDFATHER WASN'T A FUCKING NAZI!)
 
* Kurt: Yes, can I help you?
 
Robber:Yes, this is a hold up! You open the cash register nice and slowly and don't try any funny stuff!
 
   
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Cotton- Cracker's older sister and Divine's best friend
Death:Well, well, Kurt. You're right on time. Now to reap his soul before-
 
   
 
Honey- A Filipino American member of Nightmare
Kurt: Hey, I'm alive again!
 
   
 
Tommy- An elf member of Nightmare.
Can't this day get any worse?!
 
   
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Crackers-A member of Nightmare who is a hippie and a female to male transgender. He was originally a girl who was only interested in male activities only for him to suffer physical and emotional abuse at the hands of his transphobic and sexist father. He has an unhealthy obsession with chickens.
Suddenly, a large portal had opened up in the sky. It was shaped perfectly like a triangle and the inside of the portal looked like a starry night sky. There was a light blue twinkle coming from
 
   
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Martin Romaro-A troubled member of Nightmare who believed himself to be a vampire. Without fangs or mystical powers, He viciously murders people in order to drink their blood. The reason for his actions was due to an alleged curse that goes back for generations.
WHAT'S UP BITCHES!
 
   
 
Cookie-A member of Nightmare and a local hippie. She often attempts to spread the message of peace, joy, and love only to get insulted and laughed at for being a hippie. However, she is shown to have an extremely bad temper when provoked. She is affectionately nicknamed "beautiful douchebag" by Crackers.
I really need to learn to shut my fucking mouth up.
 
   
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Divine/Babs- A criminal who is considered to be "the most filthiest person alive".
'''Characters'''
 
   
 
Eddie Pearlstein- Barbara and Fido's half human/ half zombie preteen son who is shown to be a passionate Satan worshipper and had visited hell several times.
'''Main Characters'''
 
   
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Shaun
Lilith- the princess of Hell who speaks with a valley girl accent.
 
   
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Jennifer Check- A succubus high school cheerleader who enjoys seducing, killing, and eating men for pleasure. She deeply cares about Anita
An amnesiac girl with an unknown past She has the unique ability to drink as many alcoholic beverages as possible without dying from alcohol poisoning.
 
   
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Anita "Neddy" Lesnicki- Jennifer's human best friend and later love interest. She is a kind but insecure girl who has to deal with her best friend being a demon.
Natasha Pearlstein- Jeff' human wife. Her husband became a flesh eating zombie in an ill conceived attempt to stop a robbery. She and Kurt have a passionate and sexually charged marriage.
 
   
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Chip- Anita's boyfriend who dislikes Jennifer. He had met his demise when Jennifer tore his neck open.
Kurt Pearlstein- A former convenient store clerk at a local 7-11 and Rachel's husband, who became a zombie after he had accidentally shot him during a robbery at his previous job. Du
 
   
 
Divine-Raya's satyr mother
Zika Gedeon- A crazed but troublesome who has a love for destruction and chaos.
 
   
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Danny-Cookie and Crackers' future son
'''Recurring Characters'''
 
   
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Mink-Brendan and Raya's future daughter. Brendan is protective over her much to her annoyance.
A gothic wiccan who is a huge fan of the occult. She enjoys watching horror movies but finds gore overrated. In [[Heavy Metal America]], it was revealed that she once had a one night stand with
 
   
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Steve and George-Honey and Tommy's future identical twin sons who look like replicas of their father but has their mother's eye shape.
Melissa- A Jewish girl. She had once dated a woman named Floda Reltih but immediately broke up with her after discovering that she is the granddaughter of a former German Nazi soldier. However, Floda only made things worse by repeatedly denying her Nazi heritage.
 
   
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Vivian-Gabriel and Cotton's future daughter
Lucifer- Lilith's brother, the son of Satan and the prince of Hell.
 
   
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Paul and Pat-Gabriel and Cotton's future twin sons
Rosemary- Lucifer's human wife. She had a sexually active past and was even a prostitute in hell.
 
   
 
'''Antagonists'''
Damien-the half human/half demon son of Lucifer and Rosemary. He is the result of his mother getting drugged by a Satanic cult and forced to bear Lucifer's child. He is shown to be good friends with Eddie.
 
   
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Pazuzu-
Regan-
 
   
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Sonia Rose- A mysterious woman who
Daniel- A teenage wizard who is a parody of Harry Potter.
 
 
Rupert- who is a parody of Ron Weasley.
 
 
Emma- who is a parody of Hermione Granger.
 
 
Life- A supernatural being who takes the form of a beautiful young woman. She brings the souls to newborns when they are born. She is Death's long time girlfriend and roommate.
 
 
Death- A grim reaper figure who takes the form of a skeleton in a black cloak who rarely removes his hood. He is Life's long time boyfriend and roommate. He is Lilith's paternal uncle and the younger brother of Satan.
 
 
Satan- A high ranking demon and the king of hell. He is the father of Lilith and had claimed to be the biological father of Marilyn Mason.
 
 
Brendon-The leader of nightmare.
 
 
Raya- half satyr/half demon member of Nightmare and Brendon's girlfriend. She gets turned on by Brendon's aggressiveness.
 
 
Gabriel-An archangel and a member of Nightmare.
 
 
Honey- A member of Nightmare
 
 
Tommy- An elf member of Nightmare.
 
 
A member of Nightmare and a local hippie. She often attempts to spread the message of peace, joy, and love only to get insulted for being a hippie.
 
 
Eddie Pearlstein- Natasha and Kurt's half human/ half zombie preteen son who is shown to be a passionate Satan worshipper and had visited hell several times.
 
 
Raya's satyr mother
 
 
'''Antagonists'''
 
   
 
Serena-
 
Serena-
   
Thalia-
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'''Episodes'''
 
 
Whispers In The Dark-
 
 
Ding Dong, I'm Not Dead-
 
 
Welcome To The Apocalypse, Bitches!
 
[[Category:Horror]]
 
 
[[Category:Horror Comedy]]
 
[[Category:Horror Comedy]]
 
[[Category:Black Comedy]]
 
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Revision as of 02:30, 28 May 2020

Welcome to Die, U.S.A. is an American adult animated web television series. The series has a spin off titled Heavy Metal America, featuring the notorious cult, Nightmare and a prequel What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages. In a a group of dysfunctional friends strive to cope with everyday life as they are thrown from one scenario to another. The series is inspired by Family Guy, Ugly Americans, Neighbors from Hell, Gary and His Demons, and Metalocalypse.

Tagline

Welcome to Die: a town that is to die for.

Quotes

  • Regan: (demonically) Your mother smokes pot in hell.

Crackers: Well, your mother sucks cocks in hell.

Chris MacNeil: That was a summer job. I mean, I don't know what you are talking about.

  • This is our son Eddie.

Eddie Pearlstein:I'm the result of a broken condom.

Summary

The series take place in an alternate world which is inhabited by humans and a variety of supernatural and demonic creatures.

Characters

Main Characters

Lilith- A demon who speaks with a valley girl accent.

Lucifer- Lilith's older brother

Barbara Pearlstein- Kurt's human wife. Her husband became a flesh eating zombie in an ill conceived attempt to stop a robbery. She once had a childhood fear of zombie because of her brother Johnny teases her mercilessly by chanting "They're coming to get you, Barbara". Her character is modeled and based on Barbara from The Night of the Living Dead.

Fido Pearlstein- A former convenient store clerk at a local 7-11 and Barbara's husband, who became a zombie after he had accidentally shot him during a robbery at his previous job. Like the other zombies, He has strong cravings for human flesh.

Raphael-An Archangel,who despite being an angel, dislikes God.

Veronica StormBottom-The daughter of the Mayor of Die. She is the direct descendant of the former ruling family of Die.

Recurring Characters

Erin-A gothic wiccan who is a huge fan of the occult. She enjoys watching horror movies but finds gore overrated. In Heavy Metal America, it was revealed that she once had a one night stand with Gabriel. She had once dated a vampire named Edward but kills him in horror and disgust due to the fact that he "sparkles" in broad sunlight.

Melissa- A homosexual Jewish girl. She had once dated a woman named Floda Reltih but immediately broke up with her after discovering that she is the granddaughter of a former German Nazi soldier. She later enters a relationship with Erin.

Jesus Christ- the son of God and the prince of Heaven.

Johnny- Barbara's brother His character appears to be modeled after and based on Johnny from The Night of the Living Dead.

Ben- An African American He was later shot in the head and killed by two rednecks who had mistaken him for a zombie. His character is modeled after and based on Ben from The Night of the Living Dead.

Tateh Cuda-Martin's Lithuanian Catholic great uncle who is convinced that Martin is a vampire His character is modeled after and based on Tateh Cuda.

Christine- Martin's cousin and Tateh Cuda's daughter.

Rosemary Woodhouse- Satan's human wife and Damien's mother.

Mazu-A Chinese sea goddess and Uriel's ex girlfriend. Uriel broke up with her because she had an affair with SpongeBob SquarePants.

Damien-the half human/half demon son of Satan and Rosemary. He is the result of his mother getting drugged by a Satanic cult and forced to bear Satan's child. He is shown to be good friends with Eddie.

Regan- the half cousin of Damien and the daughter of Pazuzu and Rosemary.

Chris MacNeil-the half sister of Rosemary and the human mother of Regan who is a famous actress.

Pazuzu- Regan's demon father and husband.

Daniel- A teenage wizard who is a parody of Harry Potter.

Rupert- who is a parody of Ron Weasley.

Emma- who is a parody of Hermione Granger.

An Archangel He initially believed humans and supernatural beings can't have children until he got pregnant by kissing, much to his shock and disappointment.

Life- A supernatural being who takes the form of a beautiful young woman. She brings the souls to newborns when they are born. She is Death's long time girlfriend and roommate.

Death- A grim reaper figure who takes the form of a skeleton in a black cloak who rarely removes his hood. He is Life's long time boyfriend and roommate. He is Regan and Damien's paternal uncle and the younger brother of Satan.

God- the ruler of Heaven

Satan- A high ranking demon and the ruler of hell. He is the father of Regan and Damien.

Brendon-The leader of nightmare.

Raya-A half satyr/half demon member of Nightmare and Brendon's girlfriend. She is affectionately nicknamed "Snipe" by Brendan. She gets turned on by Brendon's aggressiveness.

Gabriel-An archangel and a member of Nightmare.

Cotton- Cracker's older sister and Divine's best friend

Honey- A Filipino American member of Nightmare

Tommy- An elf member of Nightmare.

Crackers-A member of Nightmare who is a hippie and a female to male transgender. He was originally a girl who was only interested in male activities only for him to suffer physical and emotional abuse at the hands of his transphobic and sexist father. He has an unhealthy obsession with chickens.

Martin Romaro-A troubled member of Nightmare who believed himself to be a vampire. Without fangs or mystical powers, He viciously murders people in order to drink their blood. The reason for his actions was due to an alleged curse that goes back for generations.

Cookie-A member of Nightmare and a local hippie. She often attempts to spread the message of peace, joy, and love only to get insulted and laughed at for being a hippie. However, she is shown to have an extremely bad temper when provoked. She is affectionately nicknamed "beautiful douchebag" by Crackers.

Divine/Babs- A criminal who is considered to be "the most filthiest person alive".

Eddie Pearlstein- Barbara and Fido's half human/ half zombie preteen son who is shown to be a passionate Satan worshipper and had visited hell several times.

Shaun

Jennifer Check- A succubus high school cheerleader who enjoys seducing, killing, and eating men for pleasure. She deeply cares about Anita

Anita "Neddy" Lesnicki- Jennifer's human best friend and later love interest. She is a kind but insecure girl who has to deal with her best friend being a demon.

Chip- Anita's boyfriend who dislikes Jennifer. He had met his demise when Jennifer tore his neck open.

Divine-Raya's satyr mother

Danny-Cookie and Crackers' future son

Mink-Brendan and Raya's future daughter. Brendan is protective over her much to her annoyance.

Steve and George-Honey and Tommy's future identical twin sons who look like replicas of their father but has their mother's eye shape.

Vivian-Gabriel and Cotton's future daughter

Paul and Pat-Gabriel and Cotton's future twin sons

Antagonists

Pazuzu-

Sonia Rose- A mysterious woman who

Serena-

Thalia-