Welcone to Die, U.S.A. is an American animated web television series. The series has a spin off titled Heavy Metal America, featuring the notorious cult, Nightmare.
Tagline Welcome to Die: a town that is to die for.
Summary
Die, a town which is served as a gateway between heaven, earth, and hell, is inhabited by humans and a variety of supernatural and demonic creatures.
Quotes
- I heard you have a roach infestation.
No, we just had a problem with overpopulation.
What's the difference?
- What?
The man rolled down the window and immediately jumped in fright at the reaper before him.
Death:It's okay, I'm not here for you. I'm here for someone named Carly. I was told she died here.
Uh, I don't know what you're talking about.
Death: Hey I was told specii- Hey, what were you doing in here, anyways?
Uh, nothing. Nothing sexually or anything.
Death:Wait, what's that over- Oh there's Carly. Wait a minute... Oh.. OH GOD! THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING! YOU'RE SICK!
I can't help myself! Dead bodies always turn me on, I swear!
Death:Okay, you know what? Keep it. (Walks away in disgust) I'm just gonna skip this damn job.
- And nine months later, you were born. And that's pretty much how I met your father.
Remember when I tied you to the bed and you were begging me to stop.
Chuckles
Oh, you were such a bad boy.
- Death (shouted)You fucking maniacs! Oh, now that's just fucking great! I have two deaths already and i'm gonna be late!
Life:I know what it feels. I forget about that day that succubus would give birth and well now it's a bit awkward when we see each other.
Death:(in a seductive tone)Well...It seems like we're going to be here for a while. Wanna go to the back seat and...?
Life:(shouted)DEATH! FOR THE LAST TIME,NO!
Death:Come on, you had sex with me last weekend!
Life:I was drunk, okay! Now let it go already!
Death: (screams)NO!
Life:Okay...how about seven minutes of pity sex in exchange of cleaning the house for a whole month?
Death:Deal!
Both Life and Death jumped
Life:Death, is that a spy camera on the ceiling?
Death:Well, my mom is always asking for proof that i'm not gay or some shit.
- (demonically)Your mother smokes pot in hell!
Well, Your mother sucked cock in hell, but you don't see me taking cheap shots at her!
That was a summer job! I mean I don't know what you're talking about!
Thanks for taking me to dinner, Floda.
Anything for my princess.
Hey, who's that in the picture?
Floda Reltih: Oh, that's my grandfather. Did you know that he had fought in World War ll?
noticing a Nazi brand on his arm. tensed and looked in shock.
Wait, was your grandfather a...?
Floda Reltih:(nervously) No, he wasn't.
But, I thought he's...
My grandfather wasn't a Nazi!
Are you sure because I could have sworn...
Suddenly, Floda started chanting in German and had made a Nazi salute.
Floda Reltih: (angrily shouted)BLICK HUNDIN! MEINE GRUBVATER NICHT EINE VERFLUCHT NAZI! (LOOK BITCH! MY GRANDFATHER WASN'T A FUCKING NAZI!)
Characters
Main Characters
Lilith- the princess of Hell and heir to the throne who speaks with a valley girl accent.
A She has the unique ability to drink as many alcoholic beverages as possible without dying from alcohol poisoning.
Recurring Characters
A goth girl who is a huge fan of the occult. She enjoys watching horror movies but finds gore overrated.
A of Austrian-Jewish descent. She had once dated a woman named Floda Reltih but immediately broke up with him after discovering that she is the granddaughter of a former German Nazi soldier. However, Floda only made things worse by repeatedly denying her Nazi heritage.
Life- A supernatural being who takes the form of a beautiful young woman. She brings the souls to newborns when they are born. She is Death's long time girlfriend and roommate.
Death- A grim reaper figure who takes the form of a skeleton in a black cloak who rarely removes his hood. He is Life's long time boyfriend and roommate.
Satan- A high ranking demon and the king of hell. He is the father of Lilith and had claimed to be the biological father of Marilyn Mason.
A fallen angel and a member of Nightmare who was kicked out of heaven. The main reason of him being kicked out of heaven was because of him watching porn, which was banned in Heaven for an obvious reason, it resulted in committing suicide. According to him, "Heaven was taken No Nut November way too seriously."
Honey-
Eddie- son from a previous relationship who currently lives with him. He had shown to be a Satan worshipper.
Episodes
Whispers In The Dark-
Ding Dong, I'm Not Dead-