Welcome to Die, U.S.A.

Welcome to Die, U.S.A. is an American adult animated web television series. The series has a spin off titled Nightmare America, featuring the notorious cult, Nightmare and a prequel What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages. In a group of dysfunctional friends strive to cope with everyday life as they are thrown from one scenario to another. The series is inspired by Family Guy, Ugly Americans, Hazbin Hotel, Neighbors from Hell, Gary and His Demons, and Metalocalypse.

Tagline

Welcome to Die, U.S.A.
Genre	Adult animation Black Comedy Horror Bizarro fiction Urban Fantasy
Created By	TBA
Directed By	TBA
Starring	TBA
Country of origin	United States
Original language	English
No. of seasons	TBA
No. of episodes	TBA

Welcome to Die: a town that is to die for.

Synopsis

Set in an alternate universe where humans and

Unaware that there are evil forces that could become the harbinger of the end of the world.

Quotes

• Regan: (demonically) Your mother smokes pot in hell.

Crackers: Well, your mother sucks cocks in hell.

Chris MacNeil: That was a summer job. I mean, I don't know what you are talking about.

• This is our son Eddie.

Eddie Pearlstein:I'm the result of a broken condom.

Summary

The series take place in an alternate world which is inhabited by humans and a variety of supernatural and demonic creatures.

Characters

Main Characters

Lilith- The princess of Hell who speaks with a valley girl accent. She is the daughter of Satan and the sister of both Lucifer and Damien. Cynical and grouchy, She generally has no interest in matters that is going on around her. She has a polygamous relationship with both Susanne and

Lucifer-The prince of Hell Lilith's older brother

Barbara Pearlstein- Eddie's human wife. Her husband became a flesh eating zombie in an ill conceived attempt to stop a robbery. She once had a childhood fear of zombies because of her brother Johnny teases her mercilessly by chanting "They're coming to get you, Barbara". Her character is modeled and based on Barbara from The Night of the Living Dead.

Eddie Pearlstein- A former convenient store clerk at a local 7-11 and Barbara's husband, who became a zombie after he had accidentally shot himself during a robbery at his previous job. Like the other zombies, He has strong cravings for human flesh.

Raphael-An Archangel who secretly dislikes God.

Veronica StormBottom-The daughter of the Mayor of Die. She is the direct descendant of the former ruling family of Die.

Rosemary Thorn (formerly Woodhouse)- Satan's human wife and Damien's mother. She was

Damien Thorn- Inspired by Damien Thorn from the 1976 horror film The Omen, Damien is the 12 (later 13) year old half human/half demon son of Satan and Rosemary and is the prince of Hell. He is the result of his mother getting drugged by a Satanic cult and forced to bear Satan's child. He is shown to be good friends with Eddie.

Regan- the cousin of Damien and the daughter of Pazuzu and Rosemary.

Chris MacNeil- the human mother of Regan who is a famous actress.

Susanne- A cyclops

Delia York-

Alexander York- Delia's embryonic younger twin brother

Pazuzu- Regan's demon father and Chris' husband. He is the younger brother of Satan

Recurring Characters

David Kessler-

Alex Price- David's human girlfriend.

Scott Howard- David's teenaged cousin

Erin-A gothic wiccan who is a huge fan of the occult. She enjoys watching horror movies but finds gore overrated. In Heavy Metal America, it was revealed that she once had a one night stand with Gabriel. She had once dated a vampire named Edward but kills him in horror and disgust because he "sparkles" in broad sunlight.

Melissa- A homosexual Jewish girl. She had once dated a woman named Floda Reltih but immediately broke up with her after discovering that she is the granddaughter of a former German Nazi soldier. She later enters a relationship with Erin.

Jesus Christ- the son of God and the prince of Heaven.

Johnny- Barbara's brother His character appears to be modeled after and based on Johnny from The Night of the Living Dead.

Ben Duane Jones- An African American He was later shot in the head and killed by two teenaged rednecks who had mistaken him for a zombie. His character is modeled after and based on Ben from The Night of the Living Dead.

Tateh Cuda-Martin's Lithuanian Catholic great uncle who is convinced that Martin is a vampire His character is modeled after and based on Tateh Cuda.

Christine- Martin's cousin and Tateh Cuda's daughter.

Mazu-A Chinese sea goddess and Uriel's ex girlfriend. Uriel broke up with her because she had an affair with SpongeBob SquarePants.

Daniel- A teenage wizard who is a parody of Harry Potter.

Rupert- who is a parody of Ron Weasley.

Emma- who is a parody of Hermione Granger.

An Archangel who initially believed humans and supernatural beings can't have children until he got Veronica pregnant by kissing, much to his shock and disappointment.

Life- A supernatural being who takes the form of a beautiful young woman. She brings the souls to newborns when they are born. She is Death's long time girlfriend and roommate.

Death- A grim reaper figure who takes the form of a skeleton in a black cloak who rarely removes his hood. He is Life's long time boyfriend and roommate. He is the older brother of Satan.

God- the ruler of Heaven

Satan-Damien's father and the ruler of hell.

Brendon-The leader of nightmare.

Raya-A half satyr/half demon member of Nightmare and Brendon's girlfriend. She is affectionately nicknamed "Snipe" by Brendan. She gets turned on by Brendon's aggressiveness.

Gabriel-An archangel and a member of Nightmare.

Cotton- Cracker's older sister and Divine's best friend

Honey- A Filipino American member of Nightmare

Tommy- An elf member of Nightmare.

Crackers-A member of Nightmare who is a hippie and a female to male transgender. He was originally a girl who was only interested in male activities only for him to suffer physical and emotional abuse at the hands of his transphobic and sexist father. He has an unhealthy obsession with chickens.

Martin Romaro-A troubled member of Nightmare who believed himself to be a vampire. Without fangs or mystical powers, He viciously murders people in order to drink their blood. The reason for his actions was due to an alleged family curse that goes back for generations.

Cookie-A member of Nightmare and a local hippie. She often attempts to spread the message of peace, joy, and love only to get insulted and laughed at for being a hippie. However, she is shown to have an extremely bad temper when provoked. She is affectionately nicknamed "beautiful douchebag" by Crackers.

Divine/Babs- A criminal who is considered to be "the most filthiest person alive".

Eddie Pearlstein- Barbara and Fido's half human/ half zombie preteen son who is shown to be a passionate Satan worshipper and had visited hell several times. He had became emo at a young age after he walked in on his parents having sex.

Malcolm-He began a relationship with Abigail

Abigail-Raya's satyr mother. She began a relationship with Malcolm

Shaun

Robert Thorn-Damien's maternal uncle

Damien's maternal aunt

Richard Thorn- Damien's maternal aunt

Mark Thorn- Damien's maternal cousin and Richard's son from a previous marriage.

Delia York

Jennifer Check- A half human half succubus high school cheerleader who enjoys seducing, killing, and eating men for pleasure. She deeply cares about Anita

Anita "Neddy" Lesnicki- Jennifer's human best friend and later girlfriend. She is a kind but insecure girl who has to deal with being friends with a demon.

Chip- Anita's boyfriend who openly dislikes Jennifer. He had met his demise when Jennifer tore his neck open.

-Raya's satyr mother

Raya's demon father who had relentlessly abused both Raya and her mother. Although, he seemed nicer in the present day.

Karen Cooper- The 11 year old daughter of Harry and Helen. She' was accidentally bitten by Eddie and later viciously killed her parents.

Harry Cooper-

Helen Cooper-

Tom Wayne- Judy's boyfriend

Judy Ridley- Tom's girlfriend

Antagonists

Ann Thorn- Damien's maternal step aunt and Mark's stepmother. Unbeknownst to her husband and family, she was a Satanist. but was killed by Damien in disgust.

Raya's demon father who had relentlessly abused Raya and Abigail, which caused his daughter to resent him greatly as an adult. he later became leagues with Serena.

Guy Woodhouse- Rosemary's ex husband

Sonia Rose- A mysterious woman who

Serena-

Thalia-