Welcone to Die, U.S.A. is an American animated web television series. The series has a spin off titled Heavy Metal America, featuring the notorious cult, Nightmare. In a wacky American town, a group of dysfunctional friends strive to cope with everyday life as they are thrown from one scenario to another. The series is inspired by Family Guy, Ugly Americans, Neighbors from Hell, Gary and His Demons, and Metalocalypse.Tagline
Welcome to Die: a town that is to die for.
Die, a town which is served as a gateway between heaven, earth, and hell, is inhabited by humans and a variety of supernatural and demonic creatures.
- I heard you have a roach infestation.
No, we just had a problem with overpopulation.
What's the difference?
The man rolled down the window and immediately jumped in fright at the reaper before him.
Death:It's okay, I'm not here for you. I'm here for someone named Carly. I was told she died here.
Uh, I don't know what you're talking about.
Death: Hey I was told specii- Hey, what were you doing in here, anyways?
Uh, nothing. Nothing sexually or anything.
Death:Wait, what's that over- Oh there's Carly. Wait a minute... Oh.. OH GOD! THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING! YOU'RE SICK!
I can't help myself! Dead bodies always turn me on, I swear!
Death:Okay, you know what? Keep it. (Walks away in disgust) I'm just gonna skip this damn job.
- And nine months later, you were born. And that's pretty much how I met your father.
Remember when I tied you to the bed and you were begging me to stop.
Oh, you were such a bad boy.
- Death (shouted)You fucking maniacs! Oh, now that's just fucking great! I have two deaths already and i'm gonna be late!
Life: Oh, trust me. I know what it feels.
Death:(in a seductive tone)Well...It seems like we're going to be here for a while. Wanna go to the back seat and...?
Life:(shouted)DEATH! FOR THE LAST TIME,NO!
Death:Come on, you had sex with me last weekend!
Life:I was drunk, okay! Now let it go already!
Life:Okay...how about seven minutes of pity sex in exchange of cleaning the house for a whole month?
Both Life and Death jumped
Life:Death, is that a spy camera on the ceiling?
Death:Well, my mom is always asking for proof that i'm not gay or some shit.
- (demonically)Your mother smokes pot in hell!
Well, Your mother sucked cock in hell, but you don't see me taking cheap shots at her!
That was a summer job! I mean I don't know what you're talking about!
Thanks for taking me to dinner, Floda.
Anything for my princess.
Hey, who's that in the picture?
Floda Reltih: Oh, that's my grandfather. Did you know that he had fought in World War ll?
noticing a Nazi brand on his arm. tensed and looked in shock.
Wait, was your grandfather a...?
Floda Reltih:(nervously) No, he wasn't.
Melissa:But, I thought he's...
My grandfather wasn't a Nazi!
Melissa:Are you sure because I could have sworn...
Suddenly, Floda started chanting in German and had made a Nazi salute.
Floda Reltih: (angrily shouted)BLICK HUNDIN! MEINE GRUBVATER NICHT EINE VERFLUCHT NAZI! (LOOK BITCH! MY GRANDFATHER WASN'T A FUCKING NAZI!)
- Kurt: Yes, can I help you?
Robber:Yes, this is a hold up! You open the cash register nice and slowly and don't try any funny stuff!
Death:Well, well, Kurt. You're right on time. Now to reap his soul before-
Kurt: Hey, I'm alive again!
Lilith- the princess of Hell and heir to the throne who speaks with a valley girl accent.
A She has the unique ability to drink as many alcoholic beverages as possible without dying from alcohol poisoning.
Natasha- Jeff' human wife. Her husband became a flesh eating zombie in an ill conceived attempt to stop a robbery. She and Kurt have a passionate and sexually charged marriage.
Kurt- A former convenient store clerk at a local 7-11 and Rachel's husband, who became a zombie after he had accidentally shot him during a robbery at his previous job. Du
Zika Gedeon- A crazed but troublesome who has a love for destruction and chaos.
A gothic wiccan who is a huge fan of the occult. She enjoys watching horror movies but finds gore overrated. In Heavy Metal America, it was revealed that she once had a one night stand with
Melissa- A Jewish girl. She had once dated a woman named Floda Reltih but immediately broke up with her after discovering that she is the granddaughter of a former German Nazi soldier. However, Floda only made things worse by repeatedly denying her Nazi heritage.
Lucifer- An archangel who was cast out of heaven due to him watching hardcore porn. According to him, "Heaven was taken No Nut November way too seriously".
Life- A supernatural being who takes the form of a beautiful young woman. She brings the souls to newborns when they are born. She is Death's long time girlfriend and roommate.
Death- A grim reaper figure who takes the form of a skeleton in a black cloak who rarely removes his hood. He is Life's long time boyfriend and roommate.
Satan- A high ranking demon and the king of hell. He is the father of Lilith and had claimed to be the biological father of Marilyn Mason.
An archangel and a member of Nightmare.
Eddie- Natasha and Kurt's half human/ half zombie preteen son. a passionate Satan worshipper and had visited hell several times.
Whispers In The Dark-
Ding Dong, I'm Not Dead-