[The pilot begins as it fades in and the 1995 logo "Wear Some Pants" is shown zooming in and covering the screen, then the logo gets pixelated and it cuts to Veler's house]
Veler: [happily] Hey Lopey, open your door please.
Lopey [angrily] I'm getting dressed. So why not wait until i come out, damnit.
Veler: [sighs] Oh well then. [goes to his room and lays on his bed]
Veler: Oh hi. Didn't see you there. My name is Veler.
Lopey: Alright, i'm done. So what now?
Veler: About time man. Anyways, look there. [Veler points at the camera and Lopey notices]
Lopey: Oh. Hello. I think you must be outside this TV. Let me go check and see-
Veler: [Veler grabs Lopey] No, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. You cannot go outside the TV because mom told us so.
Lopey: [rolls eyes] Ok fine.
Veler: Anyway, we also have a special guest here who is part of my family. Meet, Theresa.
Theresa: [appears] Hello. I think we must be able to see- [Theresa's smartphone rings]
Theresa: Oh hello Erica. [laughs] Yeah, were meeting everyone and i'm just about to get to the fun part to just take a look inside the-
Veler: [angrily yells at Theresa] OK THAT'S IT! [grabs remote and points it at camera]
Theresa, Lopey and Erica: NOOOOOOO!
[Veler turns off the TV with static glitchiness playing as the pilot episode ends]