Tommy Cooper being the man from the hit survival horror game, Dead Space released on Xbox 360, Playstation 3 and PC
Tommy Cooper (not the comedian) is a baldy bam who was born sometime in 2008. He was born in Scotland (Clydebank) and he wanks on Magic the Gathering Cards and has no life.[]
Noteworthy Ahievements
- Going bald more times than Mr Hopkins
- Dying his hair more times than a clown
- Breaking a Nintendo 2DS
- Playing the hit 2022 flash game Ardrossan Academy P.E Block and holding the world record speedrun time for unlocking himself.
- Being the number one hater of Sam Walton, by referring to him as "dicknips" and throwing him in the KFC deep fryer at the KFC branch in Rivergate Retail park, Irvine.
- Almost murdering my client Ethan Pascual by throwing him off the top of Canon Hill like an Easter egg, resulting in my client's skull being fractured in 29285828 places and having a long stay in Crosshouse Hoapital
- Having the world record for longest time spent in Brandon "Daeeveeman" 's house by staying overnight and being over from 7am to 12 pm everyday for 3 years {CITATION NEEDED}
- Being the only human to survive falling intoBa The Backrooms, and it is documented that he was able to escape by showing his lust for Jeremy Clarkson, and having his 0.3mm dong break through the ceiling using psychic powers and climbing his way out. It is rumoured the entities of The Backrooms was scared of his sheer lack of size, and died of feeling bad for him.
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His friends are jambo the forbidden one and brandonimo the absolute 2009 Renault modus
he also likes to wank off in Dacia Sanderos to pictures of Jeremy Clarkson in pink 2 piece swimsuits
His favourite pastime is camping in Jamaica and sleeping in bushes instead of a tent.
Wether or not Tommy cooper finds this page is as he would say, a 50/50 chance, either it happens or it doesn't
He also likes to jump on top the 11 and 12 stsgecoach buses because he's mentally deranged
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subscrib to mobo leegans or esle i will eat yuor dog...
This page was created by me, Ethan Pascual's lawyer as I am currently gathering evidence for a upcoming court case where I am SUING tommy cooper for the foul misdeed of looking in ethan Pascual's general direction for 0.000000001 nanoseconds, IF YOU ARE READING THIS TOMMY COOPER, I AM WATCHING AND I WILL SUE YOU UNTIL YOU HAVE TO SELL YOUR MAGIC CARDS TO PAY FOR THE COURT FEES