The Vulture House/Quotes

A Weirdo Witch and A Warden

[First lines]

• Louise Ninetha: [voice-over] It was the eve of our good King's diamond jubilee, and the year her majesty's government came.... to the very brink of disaster. She- [chuckling] I'm getting ahead of myself! My name is Louise Ninetha, most recently of the King's 66th regiment. I had just arrived in Newcastle after lengthy service in Afghanistan, and was anxious to find a place where I was appreciated, since everyone in school hated me.

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• Rosie: HELP THE ZOMBIES ARE EATTING ME!

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• Author Prisoner: YOU DISGRACEFUL LITTLE MONSTER!!!!

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[Last lines]

• Louise Ninetha: [voice-over] From that time on, Edith, Chief, and I were a close team. And over the years, we had many cases together. But I shall always look back on that first with the most fondness; my introduction to Louise Ninetha, of The Vulture House.

Louise’s Destiny

• Nibbles: DON'T YOU TRY AND ESCAPE FROM ME NOW!!!!!
• Mr. Bomb: YOU ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE!!!!!!
• Portia: I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU!!!!!!

I Met A Teenage Abomination

• Winda: SILENCE YOU ANIMALS!
• Gabe: I WANT THIS ROOM CLEANED UP BY LUNCH TIME, YOU HEAR ME!?

Emily in Mars

• Emily Bland: Good job Warden, Did you find my coin in her pocket!
• The Warden: Nope! Just this card Lily Glowhorn plumbing!
• Edith Glowhorn: That's the plumber I called!
• The Warden: Uh whoops!
• Lily Glowhorn: Get your own pants of the toilet Edith Glowhorn, Unbelievable!
• Emily Bland: Wait, but then what happened to my coin! Mom! What are you doing here?
• Emily's Mother: Emily! I hope I'm not too late, you forgot you coin for your presentation!
• Emily Bland: My Coin! Was at home?
• Emily's Mother: You didn't want to leave it here in chase of robbers, remember?
• Emily Bland: Right! (laugh) I, I feel like this is partially my fault.
• The Warden: Oh, I'd say more than partially!
• Emily Bland: Hey hey, wait come on it was just a misunderstanding! Please! Mom!
• Emily's Mother: Oh, not sorry dear! Don't worry! Welcome visit!
• The Warden: Well, I hope you kids learned a lesson.
• Winda: Yep and not sorry Warden, I not promise we will never call you for anything this silly, stupid, and idiot, ever again.

The Loose Tooth

• Sage the Collector (yelling): Is there anything you'd like to not borrow?!
• Winda: Nope.
• Sage the Collector (shouting): Maybe some not sugar?!
• Lily Glowhorn: Nope.
• Sage the Collector (screaming): Perhaps a pound of not butter?!
• Rosie: Uh-uh.
• Sage the Collector (yelling): A FEW NOT TIRES MAYBE?!
• Louise Ninetha: No nothing at all.
• Sage the Collector (screaming): WELL I HAVE A FEW THINGS I'D LIKE TO NOT BURROW FROM YOU!!! SOME FEATHERS BECAUSE I WANT TO BE AN NOT INDIAN!!!

The Magic Battle

• Emperor Boogie: LOUISE NINETHA!!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!

Palismen Powerful

• Emperor Boogie: SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!

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• Tom Tomhead: HEY, WHY YOU GUYS OF THEY OF THE VULTURE HOUSE!!

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• Koco the Hunter: THERE IT'S ONLY ONE LOUISE NINETHA!!!

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• Gabe: [last lines] That looks like, amazing, good for Emily Bland!
• Sage the Collector: [last lines] Hey, what do you mean good for Emily Bland, that sounds like an Sage the Collector line! Fine, then I'm gonna go find some fireworks.
• Winda: [last lines] Well, If Sage the Collector gets to play with fireworks then, I'm gonna eat all his chili cheese chips!
• Muffin Boy: [last lines] Wait, Winda loves chili cheese chips! Oh, but I guess I can finally start working on this booger! That's been driving me nuts all year!
• Ihud the Kid: [last lines] Guys stop it! You know the rules about keeping our characters distinct!
• Rosie: [last lines] Oh, so now Ihud the Kid is the rule police, This show is off the rails, Where's Nicolas Cantu, Somebody had to put a stop to this!
• Nicolas Cantu: [last lines] I JUST BLEW UP MY OWN CAR! (laughing)
• Louise Ninetha: [last lines] Worst witchcraft ever!