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Theatrical Trailer 1

  • Miss Kitty (singing): Hey, what you want, baby I got it, What you need, mmm, you know I got it!
  • Announcer: On July 2, From Holloway Pictures, The Powerslut Girls are back.
  • Professor Problesity: I can't hardly wait to see inside it!
  • Major of Tinsel Townsville: the last time they played anywhere, were charged with grand larceny, felonious motor vehicle assault, and DAMAGES, IN EXCESS OF $24,000,000 and YOU ARE ASKING ME IF I WANT TO JOIN THIS BAND?!
  • Professor Publicity: I could show you all the moves.
  • Claw: MY GOD, HELP US!
  • Professor Problesity: This is miss kitty and who the lead in the school classroom.
  • Claw (singing): I said a hey, hey, hey, yeah Come on everybody take a trip with me whoo!
  • Maja Jaja: Stop the music!
  • Announcer: Join Tara Reid, Brittany Murphy, Paris Hilton, Professor Publicity, Miss Kissy, Mayor of Tinsel Townsville, Miss Blanket, Princess Starbucks, Maja Jaja, Fluffy Dumpkins, Claw and many more.
  • Professor Problesity: Revenge is going to be so sweet!
  • Fluffy Dumpkins: I thought you guys were all in jail!
  • Announcer: Written by Captain Pugwash and Sid Phillips. Directed by Sid Phillips.

Theatrical Trailer 2

  • Announcer: Just when Professor Problesity thought he was all alone in the world.
  • Miss Blanket: WOULD YOU COULD YOU SNAP OUT OF ME!
  • Announcer: He found family.
  • Claw: Anyway, you guys hungry?
  • Betty: Sure!
  • Princess Starbucks: Everybody, Get back! Run!
  • Fluffy Dumpkins: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
  • Professor Problesity: I can't hardly wait to see inside it!
  • Miss Kissy: Maybe I should just try to forget about this.
  • Professor Problesity: This is miss kitty and who the lead in the school classroom.
  • Paris Hilton: Have you a marriage license?
  • Brittany Murphy: God, no, I'm not married!
  • Tara Reid: Not married? What do you say you and me go steady?
  • Maja Jaja: Stop the music!
  • Professor Problesity: LET'S HEIDI-HIGH!
  • Maja Jaja: Let's Go Go Go!
  • Announcer: Now, The Powerslut Girls are back!
  • Paris Hilton: These look like a woman's fingerprints. Could it be possible that the Maja Jaja is a.
  • Betty: Claw, this crap's annoying me.
  • Claw: Is he now?
  • Announcer: And the'yre bigger!
  • Maja Jaja: Let's roll!
  • Announcer: Badder!
  • Professor Problesity: Put on your seatbelt.
  • Announcer: and Blubber!
  • Fluffy Dumpkins: Hot damn that's quite a trick!
  • Announcer: Than ever before!
  • Maja Jaja: Get after it!
  • Announcer: They're tearing up the streets!
  • Princess Starbucks: Look out!
  • Announcer: Turning up the heat!
  • Mayor of Tinsel Townsville: Did you hear something!
  • Professor Problesity: Nope.
  • Announcer: And bringing down the house!
  • Professor Problesity: RUN OF YOUR BANNED FROM LIFE!
  • Maja Jaja: I GOTTA GO!
  • Fluffy Dumpkins: Don't I know you girls from somewhere!
  • Announcer: This summer!
  • Professor Problesity: I think you need a hug!
  • Announcer: From Holloway Pictures!
  • Major of Tinsel Townsville: This means war!
  • Maja Jaja: AL ROY!
  • Professor Problesity: That's because We're The Powerslut Girls!
  • Claw: Too much?
  • Betty: Nah.
  • Announcer: The Powerslut Girls Movie!
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