The Four Doctors/Transcript

• (This episode begins at Tardis 9)
• 9th Doctor: Rose, look at that.
• (They gaze at the Massive on the scanner.)
• Rose Tyler: Look at the size of that ship, Doctor.
• 9th Doctor: Yes, Rose. It is a big one.
• Rose Tyler: Are you sure we've come to the right place?
• 9th Doctor: Of course I am.
• Rose Tyler: I'll believe that when I see it.
• 9th Doctor: At the moment, we have other things to worry about. Look at this!
• Rose Tyler: What? (There is a round item embedded in the console.) Hey, I've not seen that before.
• 9th Doctor: Oh, you didn't know. It's a teleport control.
• Rose Tyler: What's it do?
• 9th Doctor: It gives the Time Lords dual control. Now then, I think we'll just dematerialise to avoid their detection beams, and slip in quietly.
• Rose Tyler: Er, I thought you said they were friendly.
• 9th Doctor: Friendly? I should think they'll be overwhelmingly so.
• Rose Tyler: Then why are we slipping in quietly?
• 9th Doctor: Rose, some of the most brilliant scientists in the universe have assembled here to work together in pure research. I don't want them to know that I've arrived.
• Rose Tyler: Why not?
• 9th Doctor: Think of the commotion! They'll all be scrambling around wanting my autograph. No, no, no, I just want a word with the Tallest. (The Doctor oils a lever.) Right then. (He pushes the lever with all its strength. It creaks ominously then jerks into place. The Tardis 9 shudders.) Splendid! We've hit conterminous time again. Follow me. (They head for the doors.) Wait.
• Rose Tyler: What? What?
• 9th Doctor: We'd better take the recall disk. (The Doctor takes an object from inside the new remote control.) And Rose? Don't go wandering off. Stay with me.
• Rose Tyler: Do I ever?
• 9th Doctor: It has been known. And, er, let me do the talking. (This time the Doctor opens the doors.) All you have to do is to stand in the background, and admire my--
• Both: Diplomatic skills.
• (The Tardis 9 has parked herself in the Massive. The Doctor and Rose Tyler come out.)
• 9th Doctor: We're here the Massive.
• Rose Tyler: Wow. There's the Irkens.
• 9th Doctor: Exactly, Rose. Did you hear sound?
• (The sound of a Tardis 9 in motion makes them turn around.)
• Rose Tyler: It's the Tardis!
• (The Tardis 9 dematerialises)
• (At Tardis 10)
• 10th Doctor: Donna, look at this.
• (They gaze at the Fleet of Retribution on the scanner.)
• Donna Noble: Look at the size of that fleet, Doctor.
• 10th Doctor: Yes, Donna. It is a big one.
• Donna Noble: Are you sure we've come to the right place?
• 10th Doctor: Of course I am! Look at this!
• Donna Noble: What? (There is a round item embedded in the console.) Hey, I've not seen that before.
• 10th Doctor: It's not been here before. It's a teleport control.
• Donna Noble: What's it do?
• 10th Doctor: It gives the Time Lords dual control.
• Donna Noble: What's it do?
• 10th Doctor: It gives the Time Lords dual control. Now then, I think we'll just dematerialise to avoid their detection beams, and slip in quietly.
• Donna Noble: Er, I thought you said they were friendly.
• 10th Doctor: Friendly? I should think they'll be overwhelmingly so.
• Donna Noble: Then why are we slipping in quietly?
• 10th Doctor: Donna, some of the most brilliant scientists in the universe have assembled here to work together in pure research. I don't want them to know that I've arrived.
• Donna Noble: Why not?
• 10th Doctor: Think of the commotion! They'll all be scrambling around wanting my autograph. No, no, no, I just want a word with N'tho 'Sraom and Usze 'Taham. (The Doctor oils a lever.) Right then. (He pushes the lever with all its strength. It creaks ominously then jerks into place. The Tardis 10 shudders.) Splendid! We've hit conterminous time again. Follow me. (They head for the doors.) Wait.
• Donna Noble: What? What?
• 10th Doctor: We'd better take the recall disk. (The Doctor takes an object from inside the new remote control.) And Donna? Don't go wandering off. Stay with me.
• Donna Noble: Do I ever?
• 10th Doctor: It has been known. And, er, let me do the talking. (This time the Doctor opens the doors.) All you have to do is to stand in the background, and admire my--
• Both: Diplomatic skills.
• (The Tardis 10 has parked herself in the Fleet of Retribution. The Doctor and Donna Noble come out.)
• 10th Doctor: We're here the Fleet of Retribution.
• Donna Noble: Wow. There's the Sangheilis.
• 10th Doctor: Exactly, Donna. Did you hear that sound?
• (The sound of a Tardis 10 in motion makes them turn around.)
• Donna Noble: It's the Tardis!
• (The Tardis 10 dematerialises)
• (At Tardis 11)
• 11th Doctor: Amy, Rory, look over there on the scanner.
• (They gaze at the Alfea College for Fairies on the scanner.)
• Amy Pond: Look at the size of that college, Doctor.
• 11th Doctor: Yes, Amy. It is a big one.
• Rory Williams: Are you sure we've come to the right place?
• 11th Doctor: Of course I am.
• Amy Pond: We'll believe that when we see it.
• 11th Doctor: That's right. Look at that.
• Rory Williams: What? (There is a round item embedded in the console.) Hey, We've not seen that before.
• 11th Doctor: It's a teleport control.
• Amy Pond: What's it do?
• 11th Doctor: It gives the Time Lords dual control. Now then, I think we'll just dematerialise to avoid their detection beams, and slip in quietly.
• Rory Williams: Er, we thought you said they were friendly.
• 11th Doctor: Friendly? I should think they'll be overwhelmingly so.
• Amy Pond: Then why are we slipping in quietly?
• 11th Doctor: Amy, some of the most brilliant scientists in the universe have assembled here to work together in pure research. I don't want them to know that I've arrived.
• Rory Williams: Why not?
• 11th Doctor: Think of the commotion! They'll all be scrambling around wanting my autograph. No, no, no, I just want a word with Faragonda. (The Doctor oils a lever.) Right then. (He pushes the lever with all its strength. It creaks ominously then jerks into place. The Tardis 11 shudders.) Splendid! We've hit conterminous time again. Follow me. (They head for the doors.) Wait.
• Rory Williams: What? What?
• 11th Doctor: We'd better take the recall disk. (The Doctor takes an object from inside the new remote control.) And Amy, Rory? Don't go wandering off. Stay with me.
• Amy Pond: Do we ever?
• 11th Doctor: It has been known. And, er, let me do the talking. (This time the Doctor opens the doors.) All you have to do is to stand in the background, and admire my--
• 11th Doctor, Amy Pond and Rory Williams: Diplomatic skills.
• (The Tardis 11 has parked herself in the Alfea College for Fairies. The Doctor, Amy Pond and Rory Williams come out.)
• 11th Doctor: We're here the Alfea College for Fairies.
• Rory Williams: Wow. There's the teachers and students.
• 11th Doctor: Exactly, Rory. Did you hear sound?
• (The sound of a Tardis 11 in motion makes them turn around.)
• Amy Pond: It's the Tardis!
• (The Tardis 11 dematerialises)
• (At Massive)
• Red (Tallest): We remember it very clearly, Doctor. You came to our inauguration, bearing fraternal greetings from Gallifrey.
• 9th Doctor: Yes, yes. That's a one.
• Purple (Tallest): Yes, we heard something about that. But you still act on their instructions.
• 9th Doctor: It's the price I pay for my freedom.
• Red (Tallest): Needless to say, we've had no support at all from your people.
• 9th Doctor: Oh, Tallest, you can't have expected help from the Time Lords. Their policy is one of strict neutrality.
• Purple (Tallest): Nonetheless.
• 9th Doctor: Don't chide me, Tallest. I'm simply a messenger. Officially, I'm here quite unofficially.
• Red (Tallest): You'll explain that paradox, we know.
• 9th Doctor: Yes.
• Purple (Tallest): And why have they sent you?
• 9th Doctor: Because they want me to see you.
• Red (Tallest): We see And how do the Time Lords equate that with a policy of complete neutrality?
• 9th Doctor: They don't have to. As I said, I have no official existence, so they can always deny sending me.
• Purple (Tallest): Oh, typical. Typical hypocrisy.
• (Invader Tenn arrives)
• Red (Tallest): Yes, Tenn.
• Invader Tenn: I wondered if your guests require refreshment, Tallest.
• Rose Tyler: Ah, well, er--
• 9th Doctor: Sure. We will have some refreshment.
• Purple (Tallest): Are you sure?
• 9th Doctor: Yes.
• Red (Tallest): Thank you, Tenn.
• Invader Tenn: Very good, Tallest.
• (Invader Tenn leaves)
• Purple (Tallest): Well, Doctor, what did you make of our chatelaine?
• 9th Doctor: Good. Was she an Irken?
• Red (Tallest): Yes. She was. We expected something more progressive from you. Don't you understand the tremendous implications of our work?
• 9th Doctor: Yes. It was. I have no doubt you could augment an earwig to the point where it understood nuclear physics, but it'd still be a very stupid thing to do!
• (At Fleet of Retribution)
• N'tho 'Sraom: We remember it very clearly, Doctor. You came to our inauguration, bearing fraternal greetings from Gallifrey.
• 10th Doctor: Yes, yes. That's a one.
• Usze 'Taham: Yes, we heard something about that. But you still act on their instructions.
• 10th Doctor: It's the price I pay for my freedom.
• N'tho 'Sraom: Needless to say, we've had no support at all from your people.
• 10th Doctor: Oh, N'tho, Usze, you can't have expected help from the Time Lords. Their policy is one of strict neutrality.
• Usze 'Tham: Nonetheless.
• 10th Doctor: Don't chide me, N'tho, Usze. I'm simply a messenger. Officially, I'm here quite unofficially.
• N'tho 'Sraom: You'll explain that paradox, we know.
• 10th Doctor: Yes.
• Usze 'Tham: And why have they sent you?
• 10th Doctor: We see And how do the Time Lords equate that with a policy of complete neutrality?
• N'tho 'Sraom: They don't have to. As I said, I have no official existence, so they can always deny sending me.
• 10th Doctor: They don't have to. As I said, I have no official existence, so they can always deny sending me.
• Usze 'Tham: Oh, typical. Typical hypocrisy. Well, Doctor, what did you make of our chatelaine?
• 10th Doctor: Good.
• N'tho 'Sraom: We expected something more progressive from you. Don't you understand the tremendous implications of our work?
• 10th Doctor: Yes. It was. I have no doubt you could augment an earwig to the point where it understood nuclear physics, but it'd still be a very stupid thing to do!
• (At Alfea College for Fairies)
• Faragonda: I remember it very clearly, Doctor. You came to our inauguration, bearing fraternal greetings from Gallifrey.
• 11th Doctor: Yes, yes. That's a one.
• Faragonda: Yes, I heard something about that. But you still act on their instructions.
• 11th Doctor: It's the price I pay for my freedom.
• Faragonda: Needless to say, I've had no support at all from your people.
• 11th Doctor: Oh, Faragonda, you can't have expected help from the Time Lords. Their policy is one of strict neutrality.
• Faragonda: Nonetheless.
• 11th Doctor: Don't chide me, Faragonda. I'm simply a messenger. Officially, I'm here quite unofficially.
• Faragonda: You'll explain that paradox, I know.
• 11th Doctor: Yes.
• Faragonda: And why have they sent you?
• 11th Doctor: Because they want me to see you.
• Faragonda: I see And how do the Time Lords equate that with a policy of complete neutrality?
• 11th Doctor: They don't have to. As I said, I have no official existence, so they can always deny sending me.
• Faragonda: Oh, typical. Typical hypocrisy.
• (Griselda arrives)
• Faragonda: Yes, Griselda.
• Griselda: I wondered if your guests require refreshment, Headmistress.
• Amy Pond: Ah, well, er--
• 11th Doctor: Sure. We will have some refreshment.
• Faragonda: Are you sure?
• 11th Doctor: Yes.
• Faragonda: Thank you, Griselda.
• Griselda: Very good, headmistress.
• (Griselda leaves)
• Faragonda: Well, Doctor, what did you make of our chatelaine?
• 11th Doctor: Good. Was she your assistant?
• Faragonda: Yes. She was. I expected something more progressive from you. Don't you understand the tremendous implications of my work?
• 11th Doctor: Yes. It was. I have no doubt you could augment an earwig to the point where it understood nuclear physics, but it'd still be a very stupid thing to do!
• (At the Park)
• Zim: You know, Doctor, it was the best to save the day.
• The Doctor: That's right, Zim. That's what we do.
• Nate: Say, Doctor. It was great. To stop the Empire all the time.
• The Doctor: Yep. Come along, gang. To the Tardis.
• Sonic: Let's go.
• (At Massive)
• Purple (Tallest): Even if we wanted to, Doctor, we have no authority to order to abandon their work.
• 9th Doctor: Of course you have. You sanction all the experiments on this station.
• Red (Tallest): And what reason would we give? That the Time Lords have expressed concern?
• 9th Doctor: Tallest, our monitors have already detected ripples of up to point four on the Bocher scale. Anything much higher would threaten the whole fabric of time!
• Purple (Tallest): Yes, you're right, Doctor. Aren't you being a little ingenuous, Doctor?
• 9th Doctor: What do you mean?
• Red (Tallest): Hasn't it occurred to you that the Time Lords have a vested interest in ensuring that others do not discover their secrets?
• 9th Doctor: Oh, I'm sure that's not the case.
• Purple (Tallest): We gather your own machine is no longer in the station. In the first place, we have no authority about it. And in the second place, the Time Lords have no right to make such a grossly unethical demand. We've never heard such unmitigated arrogance!
• 9th Doctor: And I've never heard such specious claptrap! Oh, don't you prate to me about ethics! The balance of the space-time continuum could be destroyed by those ham-fisted numbskulls.
• Red (Tallest): You're right, we didn't know.
• (Energy weapons are fired nearby.)
• Rose Tyler: What's that?
• 9th Doctor: I would have thought a Jacobite would recognise that sound.
• (Invader Larb runs in)
• Invader Larb: Tallest!
• (And is immediately killed by an energy beam. Smoke starts to pour in.)
• 9th Doctor: Rose, Tallest, run.
• Rose Tyler: What?
• 9th Doctor: Run, I say! Save yourself!
• (Rose Tyler and the Almighty Tallest leaves by another exit whilst the Doctor raises his hands to Zelok pointing a weapon at him.)
• (At At Fleet of Retribution)
• Usze 'Tham: Even if we wanted to, Doctor, we have no authority to order to abandon their work.
• 10th Doctor: Of course you have. You sanction all the experiments on this station.
• N'tho 'Sraom: And what reason would we give? That the Time Lords have expressed concern?
• 10th Doctor: N'tho, Usze, our monitors have already detected ripples of up to point four on the Bocher scale. Anything much higher would threaten the whole fabric of time!
• Usze 'Tham: Yes, you're right, Doctor. Aren't you being a little ingenuous, Doctor?
• 10th Doctor: What do you mean?
• N'tho 'Sraom: Hasn't it occurred to you that the Time Lords have a vested interest in ensuring that others do not discover their secrets?
• 10th Doctor: Oh, I'm sure that's not the case.
• Usze' Tham: We gather your own machine is no longer in the station. We didn't know that. In the first place, we have no authority about it. And in the second place, the Time Lords have no right to make such a grossly unethical demand. We've never heard such unmitigated arrogance!
• 10th Doctor: And I've never heard such specious claptrap! Oh, don't you prate to me about ethics! The balance of the space-time continuum could be destroyed by those ham-fisted numbskulls.
• N'tho 'Sraom: You're right, we didn't know.
• (Energy weapons are fired nearby.)
• Donna Noble: What's that?
• 10th Doctor: I would have thought a Jacobite would recognise that sound.
• (Sangheili Soldier runs in)
• Sangheili Soldier: N'tho, Usze!
• (And is immediately killed by an energy beam. Smoke starts to pour in.)
• 10th Doctor: Donna, N'tho, Usze, run.
• Donna Noble: What?
• 10th Doctor: Run, I say! Save yourself!
• (Donna Noble, N'tho 'Sraom and Usze 'Tham leaves by another exit whilst the Doctor raises his hands to Argan pointing a weapon at him.)
• (At Alfea College for Fairies)
• Faragonda: Even if I wanted to, Doctor, I have no authority to order to abandon their work.
• 11th Doctor: Of course you have. You sanction all the experiments on this station.
• Faragonda: And what reason would I give? That the Time Lords have expressed concern?
• 11th Doctor: Faragonda, our monitors have already detected ripples of up to point four on the Bocher scale. Anything much higher would threaten the whole fabric of time!
• Faragonda: Yes, you're right, Doctor. Aren't you being a little ingenuous, Doctor?
• 11th Doctor: What do you mean?
• Faragonda: Hasn't it occurred to you that the Time Lords have a vested interest in ensuring that others do not discover their secrets?
• 11th Doctor: Oh, I'm sure that's not the case.
• Faragonda: I gather your own machine is no longer in the station. I didn't know that. In the first place, we have no authority about it. And in the second place, the Time Lords have no right to make such a grossly unethical demand. I've never heard such unmitigated arrogance!
• 11th Doctor: And I've never heard such specious claptrap! Oh, don't you prate to me about ethics! The balance of the space-time continuum could be destroyed by those ham-fisted numbskulls.
• Faragonda: You're right, I didn't know.
• (Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla and Roxy arrives)
• Faragonda: Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy, what are you doing here?
• Bloom: We got a problem, Headmistress.
• Faragonda: What is it?
• (Energy weapons are fired nearby.)
• Amy Pond: What's that?
• 11th Doctor: I would have thought a Jacobite would recognise that sound.
• (Palladium runs in)
• Palladium: Headmistress!
• (And is immediately killed by an energy beam. Smoke starts to pour in.)
• 11th Doctor: Amy, Rory, Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy, Faragonda, run.
• Rory Williams: What?
• 11th Doctor: Run, I say! Save yourself!
• (Amy Pond, Rory Williams, Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy and Faragonda leaves by another exit whilst the Doctor raises his hands to Kallus pointing a weapon at him.)
• (At Tardis)
• (The current Doctor, Zim's Gang and Nate's Gang enters)
• The Doctor: Okay, we're here. I'll show you something.
• (The Doctor shows them a Book of Companions)
• The Doctor: I'll show you how many pages what I got.
• (The Doctor shows them a next page of companions is Wander and Sylvia)
• Wander: Hey, that's us. We're the companions.
• The Doctor: That's right, Wander. I have been travel with you and Sylvia to stop Lord Hater.
• Sylvia: Are there gonna be more page?
• The Doctor: Exactly. This re (A strange look comes over his face.) Generation. Regen...
• Nicole: Doctor?
• Clara Oswald: Doctor! What's wrong?
• (The Doctor curls up and starts coughing.)
• (At Empire Base)
• (The ninth, tenth and eleventh Doctors are suffering in a blue light.)
• Barranco: Excellent, now we got the 9th, 10th and 11th Doctors and turn them into a androgum.
• Shockeye: Yes, my lord. Er, have you decided on our destination?
• Barranco: Why?
• Shockeye: The meat looks so white and roundsomely layered on the bone, a sure sign of a tasty animal. The gratification of pleasure is the sole motive of action.
• Barranco: Sure. Why not.
• (At Tardis)
• (The Doctor struggles to sit up.)
• Darwin: Doctor, er, are you all right?
• The Doctor: Of course I'm not all right! What happened?
• Sonic: We think you fainted.
• The Doctor: I never faint. I remember now. I felt a weakness. I felt a weakness and then I, I was in another place.
• Carly (G1): Can we get you anything? Celery! That's what you need.
• The Doctor: Celery, yes. And the tensile strength of jelly babies! But I, I had a clarinet. Or was it a flute? Something you blew into.
• Daniel (G1): A recorder?
• The Doctor: Recorder? Yes, that's a one. That's what it was. Some kind of mind lock.
• Theo: Time slip?
• The Doctor: That's a one. The Doctor starts working through a very long collection of business cards.) Now, then. Massive. That's them!
• Skoodge: Who?
• The Doctor: Tallest! The Irken Empire has a hierarchal class structure, where shorter individuals are both figuratively and literally looked down upon. The tallest Irken born in a specific generation takes command of the Empire as "the Tallest", but since Red and Purple, the two current Tallest, are exactly the same height, they share equal (and high-supreme) power. Next is N'tho 'Sraom and Usze 'Taham at the Fleet of Retribution and Faragonda! the Headmistress of Alfea College for Fairies. Time to get help.
• (At Massive)
• (The Tardis parks herself in her previous spot. Time has passed.)
• Zim: You sure you gonna find the Tallest?
• The Doctor: Of course.
• (Zim's Gang and Nate's Gang finds Rose Tyler and the Almighty Tallest old blanket.)
• White: Doctor! Over here!
• The Doctor: What is it?
• Bashful: We, we don't know. Well, come and see!
• The Doctor: Now's let's see come out of this old blanket.
• (The Doctor rolls them over. The blanket falls away to reveal to be Rose Tyler and the Almighty Tallest)
• The Doctor: Rose?
• Clara Oswald: What?
• The Doctor: It's Rose. How did she get here? She should be with me.
• Clara Oswald: Well, she's not now, Doctor. Not anymore.
• The Doctor: No, that's right. But if he's here, where am I? I must have been here, Clara.
• Clara Oswald: You mean at some past time?
• (Rose Tyler and the Almighty Tallest wake up)
• Rose Tyler: You're not the Doctor I know.
• The Doctor: of course I am, Rose. I'm his incarnation.
• Rose Tyler: They killed the Doctor.
• The Doctor: She seems very sure of that.
• Clara Oswald: Is it possible?
• The Doctor: Of course not! I exist, therefore I am, and was. Oh, yes, I remember. That mind-slip in the Tardis.
• Bashful: You did say you were being put to death.
• The Doctor: So I did. I wonder if it could have been here?
• Clara Oswald: Don't ask me, I don't understand any of this!
• The Doctor: Neither do I. Not yet. Now Rose, why did you come here with the Doctor?
• Rose Tyler: To see the Tallest.
• The Doctor: And did you see them?
• Rose Tyler: Aye. They are talking about something.
• The Doctor: The Doctor and Tallest are talking about something? What about?
• Rose Tyler: The Time Lords.
• The Doctor: What happened then, Rose? Can you remember?
• Rose Tyler: Someone enter the Massive.
• The Doctor: Someone enter? What were they like, Rose? Can you tell me?
• Rose Tyler: They killed everyone. They killed the Doctor.
• The Doctor: I couldn't be killed never.
• Red (Tallest): Of course. You're not, Doctor.
• The Doctor: Listen Rose, Tallest, help us to rescue the 3 mes are ninth, tenth and eleventh.
• Purple (Tallest): Sure, Doctor. We're in.
• (Zim's Gang, Nate's Gang, Rose Tyler and the Almighty Tallest got on the Tardis and the Tardis dematerialises)
• (At Fleet of Retribution)
• (The Tardis parks herself in her previous spot. Time has passed.)
• The Doctor: Here we are the Fleet of Retribution. Look! (Points at Donna Noble, N'tho 'Sraom and Usze 'Taham) We should probably go over there.
• Donna Noble: You're not the Doctor and who those guys?
• The Doctor: It's a long story and No time to tell. We have to where the 10th incarnation is. Help us to find them.
• Donna Noble: We're in. Let's go.
• (Zim's Gang, Nate's Gang, Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Almighty Tallest, N'tho 'Sraom and Usze 'Taham got on the Tardis and the Tardis dematerialises)
• (At Alfea College for Fairies)
• The Doctor: We're here the Alfea College for Fairies.
• Thel: Doctor, look over there.
• The Doctor: What the heck am I looking at? (sees Amy Pond, Rory Williams, Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy and Faragonda) Amy, Rory!
• Amy Pond: You're not the Doctor?
• The Doctor: Of course I am, Amy. It's a long story. Listen, I don't think make it appear that I was dead.
• Rory Williams: Who?
• The Doctor: The Empire. They wanted to prevent any investigation into my disappearance, which means I must have been held captive somewhere.
• Donna Noble: So you don't think the Doctor's dead? I mean, our Doctors.
• The Doctor: No, I don't, Donna. And if I'm not dead in that form, it means my theory about the embolism is also wrong. Well, this begins to have all the hallmarks of a conspiracy.
• Amy Pond: What sort of conspiracy?
• Rory Williams: A plot.
• The Doctor: That's right, Rory. A plot to kidnap mes are three of me.
• Clara Oswald: So that's how you control the Tardis. Symbiosis.
• The Doctor: If the Empire ever get unlimited access to time travel, they'll be invincible. We must find out where they're holding me.
• Rose Tyler: How could we do that? They could be anywhere.
• The Doctor: I made contact with myselfs before during that mind-slip. I'll try telepathy. It's about our only chance. (The Doctor lies down on a bench.) Now, I shall seem to be unconscious for a while, but don't worry. And while my mind is out of my body, don't touch me. Don't come anywhere near me. Any kind of contact might sever the astral link and kill me.
• Nate: How long will you be?
• The Doctor: Hmm? Oh, seconds, hours, days. Who knows? There's no such thing as time on the astral plane.
• Donna Noble: We think your Doctor's worse than ours.
• (At Cellar)
• (Empire Members has set up a laboratory, and the ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor are lying on a operating couch.)
• Warden Eternal: How is he?
• Zelok: This will bring them round.
• (Zelok, Argan and Kallus uses a pressure hypo on the ninth, tenth and eleventh Doctor's arm. A bell tolls nearby.)
• 9th Doctor: Rose...
• 10th Doctor: Donna...
• 11th Doctor: Amy, Rory...
• (At Alfea College for Fairies)
• The Doctor: Rose! Donna! Amy! Rory!
• Rtas: Oh, come on, Doctor. Wake up!
• The Doctor: Where I am? Am where I?
• Clara Oswald: Doctor?
• The Doctor: Guys. Was I away very long?
• Amy Pond: Just minutes.
• The Doctor: Come on, there isn't a moment to lose.
• Rory Williams: Where are we going?
• The Doctor: Can't quite remember. Something to do with getting my hair cut. (The Doctor strides away, humming Rossini's The Barber of Seville.)
• (At Tardis)
• The Doctor: Most distinctive.
• Clara Oswald: You certainly specialise in arcane knowledge.
• The Doctor: Of course. Now we know the area where they're holding me. Now, it was in the distance. About three miles, I should judge. Oh, do try and use your brain, my girl. Small though it is the human brain can be quite effective when used properly. Now, this station was attacked ten or twelve days ago. It can only just have reached there. I am not crotchety. I'm just, well, concerned.
• Clara Oswald: What about?
• The Doctor: About myself, chiefly. I mean, them. Languishing in some dark dungeon at the mercy of the Empire.
• Clara Oswald: You can't be sure their's in a dungeon.
• The Doctor: There was an echo, an after resonance. When you've been locked in as many dungeons as I have, you wouldn't fail to recognise it. Well, are you ready?
• Rose Tyler: For what?
• The Doctor: Transference. (Zim's Gang, Nate's Gang, Almighty Tallest, N'Tho 'Sraom, Usze 'Taham, Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy and Faragonda grab hold of the console, ready for trouble.) Huh.
• (The Doctor operates controls, and Zim's Gang, Nate's Gang, Almighty Tallest, N'Tho 'Sraom, Usze 'Taham, Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy and Faragonda are the only one who remains standing after the jolt.)
• Donna Noble: Now our Doctors wouldna have done that.
• The Doctor: Your Doctors are an war-wearly wanderer, laid-back loner and baby-faced brainiac. Allowing himselfs to be captured by the Empire. If anything happens to myselfs as a result of it I will never forgive himselfs.
• (At Cellar)
• 9th Doctor: Oh. Good morning.
• 10th Doctor: Oh. Hello there.
• 11th Doctor: What's going on?
• Professor Barranco: Don't try to move yet, Doctors. You'll feel dizzy for a time.
• 9th Doctor: Empire. We remember now. The places. But we had someone with us. Rose.
• 10th Doctor: Donna.
• 11th Doctor: Amy, Rory. What have you done with Rose, Donna, Amy and Rory?
• Warden Eternal: Your companions will be long since dead, Doctors. The Empire take no prisoners.
• Zelok: Inflexible policy.
• 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor and 11th Doctor: No! No!
• Jul 'Mdama: Fasten the restraints.
• 9th Doctor: Rose!
• 10th Doctor: Donna!
• 11th Doctor: Amy! Rory!
• 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor and 11th Doctor: No!
• (Professor Barranco, Jul 'Mdama, Zelok, Argan, Kallus and Warden Eternal clamp the ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor to the operating couch.)
• 9th Doctor: Oh, poor old Rose, Donna, Amy and Rory.
• (At Empire's Base)
• (The Tardis materialises in the Empire's Base)
• The Doctor: We're the Empire's Base. We gonna find the three mes. Before it's too late.
• (At Cellar)
• (Empire brings in a man-sized capsule.)
• 10th Doctor: What have you got there?
• Professor Barranco: The Master's Tardis.
• 11th Doctor: What's it do?
• Professor Barranco: Well, at the moment, a comparatively advanced TARDIS, at least when compared with your model.
• 9th Doctor: Really?
• Professor Barranco: Yep.
• (Back with the gang)
• The Doctor: Wait here.
• Bloom: Where are you going?
• The Doctor: Just for a scout round.
• (The Doctor makes his way. No one spots him. Meanwhile, Shockeye has found some cookery books.)
• Kallus: What have you got there, Shockeye?
• Shockeye: A selection of recipes, Agent Kallus, used by these humans. It's most interesting.
• Kallus: It's wasn't. Do you understand it?
• Shockeye: Oh yes, indeed. These are Chinese and these are Spanish. The ingredients are unfamiliar, naturally, but the general principles are similar to our own methods. They cannot be quite as primitive as I'd believed. In many ways they resemble us. I found many of these books here. Now, there cannot be a creature on the planet that humans do not kill and eat. Many beasts are bred especially for table. They are force-fed to improve the flesh, and penned in small, confined quarters to fatten more rapidly. It's fascinating. Vats of boiling liquid. The strange thing, however, is that I can find no recipes for cooking the human animal.
• Kallus: There are races that do not eat their own kind.
• Shockeye: Oh, but a species that is at the top of the food chain is the sequence of who eats whom in a biological community (an ecosystem) to obtain nutrition.
• Kallus: Yes, indeed, Shockeye.
• (Back with the gang)
• (The Doctor walks up to them)
• Bloom: Did you find out anything?
• The Doctor: No, but the Empire are here. I can sense their presence.
• Zim: Don't ask. Just hope you don't meet one.
• The Doctor: What a stupid thing to do!
• Donna Noble: That's what the Doctors said.
• The Doctor: And I was right. Whatever it is much emotional capacity as, as a gumblejack.
• Stella: Well, what's the next move, Doctor?
• The Doctor: We have to find a way of getting into that cellar.
• (At Cellar)
• Professor Barranco: You have to be conscious while the neuron bombardment excites the brain cells. We will then be able to examine them. This injection will simply inhibit the motor centres. If you want this operation to succeed, Group Marshal, you will allow me to proceed as I decide and at the pace I consider appropriate. Count backwards from ten, Doctors.
• 9th Doctor: Certainly not.
• Professor Barranco: As you wish.
• 10th Doctor: Do you expect us to cooperate in our own murder? We're domni oik parl.
• (The ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor passes out. Kallus moves a device above the ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor's head which sends beams down over their skulls. They twitches. At a signal from Empire, he turns it off again.)
• Zelok: Let's take them upstairs.
• Professor Barranco: Great idea. Here, help us lift them into the wheelchair.
• (Zim's Gang, Nate's Gang, Almighty Tallest, N'Tho 'Sraom, Usze 'Taham, Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy, Faragonda, Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Amy Pond and Rory Williams run across in the background. They hide behind barrels as Shockeye and Dastari wheel the ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor away.)
• Rose Tyler: Are we not going after them?
• The Doctor: Let's have a good look round here, first.
• Rory Williams: But there's only all of them. We could easy--
• The Doctor: One of them's an Androgum, Rory. He could break us in half with one hand.
• (Back with the Empire)
• (The Empire push the ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor through the hallway.)
• (The twelfth Doctor is examining the Master's Tardis)
• The Doctor: Look.
• Amy Pond: What is it?
• The Doctor: The Master's Tardis.
• Rory Williams: A Tardis?
• The Doctor: Yeah.
• Donna Noble: Will it work?
• The Doctor: It will if I use it, or any other Time Lord, but not for anyone else.
• Happy: Why not?
• The Doctor: This machine has to be primed, by what we call the Rassilon Imprimatur, that's a kind of symbiotic print within the physiology of a Time Lord. Once that's been absorbed into the Briode Nebuliser you have a time machine that anyone can use. That, of course, was what they didn't understand. They simply copied the technology, without realising that old Rassilon had a second trick up his sleeve. Come on.
• (Zim's Gang, Nate's Gang, Almighty Tallest, N'Tho 'Sraom, Usze 'Taham, Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy, Faragonda, Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Amy Pond and Rory Williams runs away)
• (At Side Room)
• (Zim's Gang, Nate's Gang, Almighty Tallest, N'Tho 'Sraom, Usze 'Taham, Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy, Faragonda, Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Amy Pond and Rory Williams run across the base Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Amy Pond and Rory Williams spots the ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor tied to the wheelchairs)
• Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Amy Pond and Rory Williams: Doctor!
• 9th Doctor: Rose!
• 10th Doctor: Donna!
• 11th Doctor: Amy, Rory! There you are, Rose, Donna, Amy, Rory.
• (The four Doctors stare at each other for a few moments.)
• The Doctors: Snap!
• The Doctor: I've come a long way for you!
• 9th Doctor: Don't expect any thanks.
• (The door creaks.)
• Rose Tyler: I think someone's coming.
• (They wheel him into -)
• Donna Noble: Too late!
• The Doctor: Upstairs. Extemporise.
• (Zim's Gang, Nate's Gang, Almighty Tallest, N'Tho 'Sraom, Usze 'Taham, Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy, Faragonda, Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Amy Pond and Rory Williams run up the stairs. The ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor pretends to be asleep. Empire enters)
• Shockeye: Wake up, old Time Lords. The Empire Lords need you to turn you into a Androgum.
• Argan: We must move quickly.
• Kammy: The operation cannot be hurried, my lords.
• Professor Barranco: We're aware of that, but we have a contingency plan. It's been in our mind for some time.
• Kallus: What contingency plan?
• Bowser: We want you to turn this Time Lord into an Androgum. You could do that, we know.
• Kamek: Well, if we had the genetic material.
• Ridley: Take it from Shockeye.
• Sammy: Shockeye?
• King Pig: We want you to make a consort. Leave them the power of time travel, leave the symbiotic nuclei within them, but turn them into an Androgum by blood and by instinct. How long would that take?
• Cad Bane: Not long: two simple operations. The first to implant the genetic material, and then a second operation to stabilise their condition.
• (The ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor opens their eyes in horror. Fortunately, Empire are standing behind them and do not notice.)
• Asajj Ventress: Good. Then that is what we shall do.
• (At Cellar)
• 9th Doctor: No!
• 10th Doctor: You know what this precious pair have cooked up for you, Shockeye?
• Kallus: That's enough.
• 11th Doctor: No! We don't want to be turned into an Androgum!
• Professor Barranco: Shockeye, can you lie down on the operating table?
• Shockeye: Yes, my lord.
• (Shockeye lies on the operating table)
• (Shockeye, ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor are on operating tables linked by hefty coils of wire. The ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor has a muslin cover over him, but we can clearly see that he has already acquired the Androgum bushy red eyebrows.)
• Professor Barranco: Shockeye, you may come out now.
• (Shockeye breaks the restraints on his operating table.)
• (Shockeye pulls the cover off the ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor, eleventh Doctor who is awake and smiling.)
• 9th Doctor: Capercaillies in brandy sauce.
• Shockeye: What?
• 10th Doctor: With a stuffing of black pudding made of live pig's blood, herbs, and pepper. And the breasts of the birds should be slit and studded with truffles.
• Shockeye: You know the cuisine of this planet?
• 11th Doctor: Of course we do. We have eaten pressed duck at the Tour d'Argent. They are fed only on corn, fruit pulp and molasses. They're exquisite, Shockeye. Why are we thinking of food?
• Shockeye: Because you are now an Androgum. Can you lead us to one of these eating places to sample the local dishes?
• 9th Doctor: Of course we can, but you will need proper clothes.
• Shockeye: Proper clothes?
• 10th Doctor: Leather jacket, collar, a neck tie, at least.
• Shockeye: Oh, we now where there are clothes.
• (Back with the gang)
• Blue: What now? They've still got the Doctor.
• The Doctor: And they're turning him into an Androgum.
• Paz: How long will it take?
• The Doctor: I'm not sure.
• Clara Oswald: Doctor.
• (Empire, ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor are walking to the Master's Tardis are walking outside the outer wall, wearing top hats and tails.)
• 11th Doctor: Quail pate, We think, Shockeye, followed by a bisque de crevettes, hmm? We know an eating place.
• Professor Barranco: Yes. To the Tardis.
• The Doctor: Now where are they going?
• Studder: They look quite pally.
• (The Empire, ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor got on the Master's Tardis and the Master's Tardis dematerialises)
• The Doctor: Come on. Let's follow them.
• (Zim's Gang, Nate's Gang, Almighty Tallest, N'Tho 'Sraom, Usze 'Taham, Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy, Faragonda, Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Amy Pond and Rory Williams got on the Tardis and the Tardis dematerialises)
• (At Park)
• Shockeye: Tell us, on this planet, do they ever eat their own?
• 9th Doctor: We believe in the Far Indies it has been known, but we remember a dish, shepherd's pie.
• Shockeye: Shepherd's pie? A shepherd. Can't we walk quicker?
• (Zim's Gang, Nate's Gang, Almighty Tallest, N'Tho 'Sraom, Usze 'Taham, Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy, Faragonda, Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Amy Pond and Rory Williams are running to catch up.)
• (The lane runs alongside a tarmaced road.)
• 10th Doctor: Wait. There's a machine coming.
• (The ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor runs to flag down a small Ebro truck. Shockeye picks up a stout piece of tree branch. As the driver leans out of his cab to ask the ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor's motives, Shockeye hits him and he rolls away from the road.)
• Shockeye: Can you drive this machine?
• 11th Doctor: Of course we can. Get in, my lords. We shall be in Bistro en le Parc in five minutes!
• (Zim's Gang, Nate's Gang, Almighty Tallest, N'Tho 'Sraom, Usze 'Taham, Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy, Faragonda, Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Amy Pond and Rory Williams run up as the truck drives off.)
• Amy Pond: We can't believe that was our Doctors just standing there and letting a man get killed.
• The Doctor: Right now I'm afraid he's eighty percent Androgum. By the time the effect reaches me it will be close to a hundred percent.
• Layla: Reaches you?
• The Doctor: And it will, unless we can save them. I'm already beginning to feel changes.
• Rose Tyler: Eh? Well, come on, then.
• Roxy: Oh, look, we'll never find them here, Doctor.
• Techna: It's too big.
• The Doctor: Look! (The stolen truck is parked across the road. They run across and the Doctor touches the bonnet.) They can't be more than a minute ahead of us. This way, I think.
• Clara Oswald: How do you know?
• The Doctor: Clara, it is me we're following.
• Amy Pond: We still don't understand it.
• The Doctor: What?
• Rory Williams: Well, that you and the Doctor, well, our Doctors are the same person.
• The Doctor: Of course we're the same, but different. You only have to see how my sartorial taste has improved, for instance.
• Clara Oswald: But how can four of you be together at the same point in space and time?
• The Doctor: When you travel around as much as I do, it's almost inevitable that you'll run into yourself at some point. Come on.
• (Meanwhile, Empire, ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor have reached Bistro en le Parc)
• Shockeye: Personally I have never seen the necessity for starting a meal with a, what was your word?
• 9th Doctor: Hors d'oeuvres
• Shockeye: Quite unnecessary, in my opinion. Eight or nine main dishes are quite enough in my opinion.
• 10th Doctor: Well, on this planet it is the custom. All the greatest chefs agree, Carema, Brillat Savaran, the noble Escoffier, they all agree that one should begin with a light dish, something to bring relish to the appetite. Pate du foie gras de Strasburg on croute, for instance, or a serving of Beylon oysters. Even a, even a light salad with artichoke hearts and country ham will suffice. It gets the digestive juices flowing!
• Shockeye: How much further is this place?
• 11th Doctor: It's just round the next corner, if I remember rightly.
• (Zim's Gang, Nate's Gang, Almighty Tallest, N'Tho 'Sraom, Usze 'Taham, Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy, Faragonda, Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Amy Pond and Rory Williams are walking down the Bistro en le Parc)
• (At Bistro en le Parc)
• Waiter: Welcome to Bistro en le Parc. Oh, how delightful to have see gentlemen of the old school. May I enquire if you have a booking?
• Shockeye: Booking? I want food.
• Waiter: No reservation. Well, come this way. Fortunately, I have an excellent table for you.
• (Empire, ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor follow waiter through to their table.)
• Shockeye: Do you serve food here?
• Waiter: Most of the time, sir. Yes, I think I could venture to say that most of meat are certainly.
• (Back with the gang)
• Musa: No.
• The Doctor: No luck?
• Musa: No, just a load of tourists eating paella and chips.
• The Doctor: No, didn't look the kind of place. They'd have gone for somewhere more elaborate.
• Flora: What's wrong?
• The Doctor: Oh, there's a cat.
• Thel: What about it?
• The Doctor: Well, they say there's more than one way to cook a cat. Here, pussy, pussy, puss-puss! Here, little puss.
• (The cat flees.)
• Rtas: Doctor, what are you doing?
• The Doctor: They can make quite good eating. Small mammals are quite flavoursome when baked.
• Clara Oswald: What are you saying? I don't understand.
• The Doctor: I knew it would happen. I'm turning into an Androgum.
• Amy Pond: You can't!
• Rory Williams: You're not an Androgum. You're a Time Lord! Pull yourself together, Doctor.
• The Doctor: Yes. Yes, that's right. I'm a Time Lord.
• (The Doctor sticks his head in a nearby fountain)
• Donna Noble: Are you better now?
• The Doctor: Yes. Yes, yes, I'm all right. For the moment.
• (At Bistro en le Parc)
• Waiter: What on Earth have they had? Nobody can run up a bill for eighty one thousand, six hundred pesetas.
• Waitress: What? Let me see. They've had lobsters, clams, and squid, brains in white sauce, two whole suckling pigs, a ham with figs, eight steaks, and an entire family paella!
• Waiter: A whole paella?
• Waitress and Waiter: That's twelve servings.
• Waitress: They've just ordered a dozen breasts of pigeons, probably to help down the last of their dozen bottles of wine.
• Waiter: What a gargantuan repast. It's incredible. And they're still eating!
• Waitress: I think they should start paying now.
• Waiter: Yes. Well, leave it to me.
• (Waiter goes over to Empire, ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor's table. The ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor seems full, but Empire are still eating.)
• Waiter: I trust everything was to your satisfaction, gentlemen?
• Shockeye: Oh, tolerable, tolerable.
• Waiter: May I say what a pleasure it has been to see dedicated trenchermen enjoying their food. Unfortunately the reckoning is rather high.
• Shockeye: What is this?
• Waiter: Well, it's the amount you owe, sir.
• Shockeye: Do you understand this?
• 9th Doctor: He is asking for money.
• Shockeye: Money?
• 10th Doctor: Tokens of exchange.
• Shockeye: This is our tally?
• Waiter: Yes, sir.
• Shockeye: Ah. (Empire produces Cash) Here. Keep the change.
• Waiter: Thank you.
• Shockeye: You accept take out?
• Waiter: Sure.
• (Back with the gang)
• (Zim's Gang, Nate's Gang, Almighty Tallest, N'Tho 'Sraom, Usze 'Taham, Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy, Faragonda, Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Amy Pond and Rory Williams arrive at Bistro en le Parc)
• The Doctor: Bistro en le Parc.
• Donna Noble: Aye, I think that was the name. Mind you, there seems to be more places to eat in this town than you'd find fleas on a dog.
• The Doctor: Dog? Where?
• (At Bistro en le Parc)
• Professor Barranco: We got it.
• Shockeye: What about them?
• (The ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor are asleep, head on the tablecloth.)
• Professor Barranco: Leave them. They are full now. Shockeye?
• Shockeye: I'm on it.
• (Shockeye picks up a knife and puts it to Waiter's throat and Shockeye stabs Waiter. Anita screams, Oscar staggers to a chair while Waitress makes a telephone call. Zim's Gang, Nate's Gang, Almighty Tallest, N'Tho 'Sraom, Usze 'Taham, Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy, Faragonda, Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Amy Pond and Rory Williams runs in.)
• The Doctor: What happened?
• Nicole: He got killed by Shockeye.
• (Waiter dies)
• Rose Tyler: Doctor, just look at the Doctors. Their face.
• (The characteristics of an Androgum fade from the ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor. The Doctor sits them up.)
• The Doctor: Can you walk?
• 9th Doctor: Walk? Of course we can walk.
• The Doctor: Right. Come on. (The Doctor hauls them to his feet.) Come along with me, sirs.
• 10th Doctor: What is this?
• The Doctor: Anything that you may say--
• 11th Doctor: Who do we think you are?
• The Doctor: May be used in evidence against you.
• Darwin: We'd better go.
• (Zim's Gang, Nate's Gang, Almighty Tallest, N'Tho 'Sraom, Usze 'Taham, Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy, Faragonda, Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Amy Pond and Rory Williams leave)
• (At outside)
• The Doctor: Now you come along with me!
• 9th Doctor: How dare you!
• 10th Doctor: Let go of us!
• The Doctor: This way!
• 11th Doctor: No, this way.
• The Doctor: Now look, you got me into this mess.
• 9th Doctor: Oh, yeah?
• The Doctor: Yeah.
• 10th Doctor: Yeah?
• The Doctor: Yeah.
• 11th Doctor: Yeah?
• The Doctor: Yeah.
• Rose Tyler: Will you four please stop squabbling? We'll go this way.
• (The four doctors follow Zim's Gang, Nate's Gang, Almighty Tallest, N'Tho 'Sraom, Usze 'Taham, Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy, Faragonda, Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Amy Pond and Rory Williams)
• The Doctor: Wait.
• Clara Oswald: What?
• The Doctor: What about the Empire?
• 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor and 11th Doctor: Look.
• (The Empire got on the Master's Tardis and the Master's Tardis dematerialises)
• The Doctor: My word, that was easy.
• 9th Doctor: That will not be necessary.
• (The ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor holds up a small thin device. The twelfth Doctor makes a grab for it.)
• The Doctor: A Stattenheim remote control? Where did you get that? I've always wanted one of those.
• 10th Doctor: It's a long story.
• 11th Doctor: Some of us have earned these little privileges.
• (The ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor whistles and the Tardis 9, 10 and 11 materialises nearby. The Doctor opens the door.)
• 9th Doctor: Doctor, tell your companion, Clara for saying goodbye.
• The Doctor: Sure thing, Clara?
• Clara Oswald: Right. Goodbye, Rose, Donna, Amy, Rory.
• Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Amy Pond and Rory Williams: Goodbye, Clara.
• 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor and 11th Doctor: Goodbye, Zim's Gang, Nate's Gang, Almighty Tallest, N'Tho 'Sraom, Usze 'Taham, Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy, Faragonda.
• Zim's Gang, Nate's Gang, Almighty Tallest, N'Tho 'Sraom, Usze 'Taham, Bloom, Stella, Flora, Musa, Techna, Layla, Roxy, Faragonda: Goodbye, Doctors.
• 10th Doctor: Keep an eye on the old gentleman, will you?
• Donna Noble: Sure we will.
• (Roser Tyler enters the Tardis 9.)
• (Donna Noble enters the Tardis 10.)
• (Amy Pond and Rory Williams enters the Tardis 11.)
• 11th Doctor: Do try and keep out of our way in future and in past, there's a good fellow. The time continuum should be big enough for the four of us. Just.
• The Doctor: I won't. Do you know, I think I preferred you as an Androgums.
• 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor and 11th Doctor: Nope.
• (The ninth Doctor, tenth Doctor and eleventh Doctor enters the Tardis 9, 10 and 11. It dematerialises.)
• The Doctor: Of all the conceited ingrates! Do you know, he almost succeeded in concealing my natural charm.
• Clara Oswald: Was that your Tardis?
• The Doctor: Mmm.
• Clara Oswald: We don't understand. How can it be in four places at the same time?
• The Doctor: That's the whole point. It's not in four places at the same time. My Tardis is at least five minutes walk from here.
• Clara Oswald: Oh.
• Nate: You guys want to see a movie?
• All: Sure.
• [End of The Four Doctors]