The Allie Archives (2019)
R | 2h 31min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy | 8 November 2019 (USA)
When eight members of the Robot Hell on Earth Team go missing, Zachary Bortz sends the remaining members of the team to a warehouse to find them, but when they attack and the mission turns into a game of cat-and-mouse, they must find a way to escape before it's too late.
Director, Producers and Writer
Director and Writer: Miranda July
Producers: Jason Blum, Teddy Schwarzman, Seth MacFarlane, Rebel Wilson, Tom Rosenberg, Gary Lucchesi
Dakota Johnson, Peyton List, Landry Bender (see full cast below)
Robot Hell on Earth Team
Remaining Members (Protagonists)
Missing Members (Antagonists)
Cast overview, first billed only:
- Dakota Johnson-...-Carina, Meredith and Ainsley Bortz and Allie Indian
- Peyton List-...-Grace Bortz
- Landry Bender-...-Kaia Bortz
- Lauren Taylor-...-Lydia Bortz
- Ashley Olsen-...-Olivia Indian
- Rebel Wilson-...-Hailey Bortz
- Alicia Vikander-...-Leah Bortz
- Amy Poehler-...-Alexandra Bortz
- Alison Brie-...-Alexa Bortz
- Laura Marano-...-Lexia Bortz
- Amy Schumer-...-Abworker Bortz
- Regan Burns-...-Zachary Bortz
- Jamie Dornan-...-Tape 1
- John Oliver-...-Tape 2
- Brad Pitt-...-Tape 3
- Elizabeth Olsen-...-Tape 4
- Tom Holland-...-Tape 5 and Phone Guy
- Chris Evans-...-Radio Man
Written by Miranda July
Genres: Animation | Adventure | Comedy | Drama | Horror | Mystery | Thriller
Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)
Rated R for disturbing violent content, bloody images and terror including rape, strong sexuality/nudity and language | See all certifications >>
Parents Guide: View content advisory >>
8 November 2019 (USA, theatrical release)
11 February 2020 (USA, home release)
- Columbia Pictures (presents)
- Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM) (presents)
- Bron Creative (in association with)
- Blumhouse Productions (in association with)
- Black Bear Pictures (in association with)
- Fuzzy Door Productions (in association with)
- Camp Sugar Productions (in association with)
- Lakeshore Entertainment (in association with)
- Columbia Pictures
- Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM)
- Sony Pictures Home Entertainment (2020) (USA) (DVD)
- Sony Pictures Home Entertainment (2020) (USA) (Blu-Ray)
- The film uses the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer and Bron Creative logos from The Addams Family (2019).
Quotes (see full transcript on this page: The Allie Archives/Transcript)
[Zachary and the protagonists are out on the parking lot.]
Olivia Indian: Zach, can I ask you something?
Zachary Bortz: Go ahead.
Olivia Indian: I have a bad feeling about this f**king battle at all. What do we do?
Zachary Bortz: I don't know. Maybe perform our passives? Uh, come up with plan B before anything happens to us? Look, Liv, I understand you're nervous and overwhelmed with this mission, but you'll be fine, I promise.
[Hailey sees the antagonists come towards them]
Hailey Bortz: There they are! Hold it right there, bitches!
Allie Indian: You're too late, motherf**kers! Soon, we will steal every f**king box from the warehouse to make a junkyard collection of multiple stuff like tools and props, where everybody will try to buy that kind of s**t from us during our yard sale!
Zachary Bortz: Pfft! Please. I give you ladies one week before you come crawling back to the motel.
Allie Indian: Silence! Now it's your turn to feel the pain from our f**king warehouse-related weapons!
[Meredith summons in a car and throws it above the protagonists and Zachary]
Hailey Bortz: Shoot that big f**king car!
[Zachary shoots it]
Olivia Indian: One, two, Allie Indian's coming for you.
Carina Bortz: Three, four, lock your door.
Hailey Bortz: Five, six, she's a bitch.