Swag Dead (reactions)

This is how Brandon and everyone else reacts to his adventures in the Swag Dead series.

Prologue

(on Earth 1 at Brandon and Marcus' apartment/building, 20-year-old Brandon is sleeping on the couch in the living room while Judette rubs his head on her lap and cooes at his cuteness. However, she sees a mysterious box and Brandon wakes up to see it but then a flashing light knocks them out. In the movie theater room, they wake up on a couch)

• Brandon: (concerned) "Judette, where are we?"
• Judette: (also concerned) "It's the movie theater room. (they try to get up but are too tired) Oh great, we're too tired to get up. (she then snuggles onto Brandon) At least we're on a couch."

(then they see Marcus and everyone else in the world are also waking up)

• Marcus: (waking up) "Tell me about it. (he then looks around) What're we doing here?"

(they shrug but then they see Percy Jackson not even being tired at all. When everyone else wakes up, they look suspiciously at him and he raises his hands in defense)

• Percy: (defending himself) "Wasn't me. I was just doing some mortal things and then I was approached by God. (Zeus glared in disgust and scoffed but didn't say anything because people were glaring and he's already in hot waters for trying to kill Kratos) He teleported me here and said to sit down. He told me my wives and other innocent people were here but didn't say anything else. So I might be in charge in here."

(they nod but they see Artemis looking nervous about being here and got more nervous because Percy and Apollo saw her and they were mad at her)

• Artemis: (nervous) "Hi Percy and hi little bro."

(they are still upset, which catches everyone's attention)

• Percy: (explaining) "I've been getting pranked by the hunters and they started making dangerous ones. When I was confronted by her, I told her everything but she said I shouldn't be a wimp and just suck up or to start being like Orion. She even said that maybe she should settle for a divorce and that I'm like Apollo, who she called a man-w. (they gasp at that and glare at her, making her nervous) I was sheading tears in shock and she acted like she wanted to apologize but I yelled at her and said she is just like Annabeth. I also called her out for abusing Apollo and that she needs to treat him very better. I punished her by ordering her to be her child form until she is fully redeemed. Then I showed them my memories and told them they are just like the people who betrayed me. Their youngest member Tracey was crying and wanted me to stay but I sadly said sorry and left them while taking my son with me. I haven't seen them since but Thalia was always there for Pete. (they shed tears at this story and the hunters are ashamed by their actions. Then he looks sternly at her) Arty, where's your child form?"

(she then got on her knees and hugged Percy's legs while giving him the puppy eyes)

• Artemis: (begging) "Please, don't make me be a child."

(however, Percy sighs in annoyance)

• Percy: (annoyed) "Who has the number for my attorney?"

(Apollo and their friends raise their hands, making Artemis pout)

• Artemis: (pouting) "Fine. (then she turns into her twelve-year-old form and crosses her arms) I hate being punished."
• Percy: (annoyed) "Well you should've thought about that before picking on me and Apollo. (then he softens) Come sit on my lap."

(Artemis happily obliges and snuggles into him. However, everyone gets surprised when she picks up Pete and hugs him)

• Artemis: (crying) "Pete. Believe it or not, I love you. I'm sorry that I hurt you. You are a true prince of the Hunt."
• Pete: (sighing) "Don't worry, mom. I don't hate you but I just feared you."

(he hugs her back and the nice people smile at the family reunion while Pete let's go and sits on Thalia's lap to snuggle into her, much to her happiness. Percy and Artemis smirk at each other while the nice people also got the idea of shipping together and Aphrodite plans to help out. However, they growl when their least favorite people arrive and have been resurrected. Percy, Artemis, and Apollo were mad that Percy's traitorous rival (Lucas), two timing ex-girlfriend (Annabeth), jerk cousin (Hercules), and r****t former brother (Orion) were here. Poseidon was happy that his favorite son Orion was here but Marcus, Markeva, Tyson, Theseus, and Triton were disgusted by their former brother and wants Percy to kill him again. Annabeth looked happy to see Percy)

• Annabeth: (happy) "Hey seaweed brain. You missed me?"
• Percy: (scoffs) "I would miss you when Orion stops being a h**n dog."

(the nice people laugh at this while Orion glares in offense and Annabeth frowns in sadness. Zeus defends Percy for once)

• Zeus: (stern) "Leave them alone, Athena spawn. I may not get along with him or the others but he's married to my favorite daughter and I will not have you steal him from her. I already messed up with my son Kratos, I'm not gonna mess up with Artemis."
• Thaila: (sarcastically) "Gee thanks dad."

(her half-sisters agreed with that sarcastic remark about favoritism. Zeus sighs and sits down while Annabeth is still jealous and sits down with Luke Castellan while they are being given hateful glares from Percy and the nice people for killing Sally and Paul so Annabeth could have Percy as her puppy while Pete Jackson hates them for kidnapping him. Annabeth saw Pete and smiled)

• Annabeth: (smiling) "Hey Seaweed Moon, how's my little boy doing?"
• Pete: (annoyed) "Stop calling me Seaweed Moon or your little boy. I'm the little boy of Percy and Arty. Also, I don't want anything to do with that pathetic excuse of a sea king."

(Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and their friends nodded in agreement while Poseidon looked heartbroken by his grandson's words)

• Annabeth: (frowning) "Hey show respect for your godmother."
• Pete: (angry) "I will not show respect for you and you haven't been my godmother since the day you cheated on my dad like the hooker you are and then took me to Camp Half-Blood against my will."
• Annabeth: (upset) "1, I'm the daughter of Athena and I can screw whoever I want. And 2, you didn't have a choice."
• Pete: (upset) "Just leave me alone."

(Annabeth would've said more but she got some glares from Zeus and the Gods (except Poseidon who didn't really care and Athena who was annoyed by the kid) to leave Pete alone and everyone is mad at her for cheating on Percy while Camp Half-Blood feel guilty for hurting Percy and not comforting him. She sits back down but then smirks as a evil idea forms in her head. She plans to kill Artemis, make Percy her puppy, and have Pete as her son by traveling back in time and make sure Pete is her son. She also plans to marry Pete to have him all to herself. However, Percy and the nice people saw the smirk and not to mention, Percy can read her mind. Percy tells them everything and they are disgusted by her while Thalia hugs Pete and keeps him safe. God appears)

• God: (smiling) "Hello everyone, sorry for that and for inviting the bad guys. (the nice people forgive him and bow to him but the mean people glare at him and Zeus is disgusted by his presence) I have a couple of movies and they say "Swag Dead.""

(when everyone sees the cover and are shocked that Brandon's the main character. Hercules scoffs in jealousy and voices this out)

• Hercules: (jealous) "He's nothing more than a pawn and a weapon. He would never be a hero because he whines about everything."

(Brandon looks sad and the nice people glare at Hercules while Zeus and Perseus I were annoyed by that remark and deny being related to that jerk but the mean people agree. Percy was the most enraged and decided to stand up to Hercules)

• Percy: (enraged) "You're one to talk, you worthless ungrateful b*****d. (he then takes out Riptide) You see this sword? This belonged to Zoe Nightshade but then you stole it from her after you manipulated her. She betrayed her family for you in order to help you with your labors but instead you took the credit for yourself and abandoned her. (Zoe felt guilt at what she did to her family but she still glared at Hercules in hatred. Atlas and his family glared at him for turning their daughter/sister into a man hater) Not to mention, you tried to kill your younger half-brother Kratos on your own accords to claim the God of War throne for yourself. (Kratos glares at Hercules in disgust for actually trying to kill him) Also, you were one of the boys who made out with Annab***h. (Hebe looked heartbroken and glared at her ex-husband for his betrayal) I've had about enough of you. I can't believe me and my mom almost idolized you. You're no hero. You're a cowardly bully."

(the nice people cheer for Percy and he sits down while Artemis sits down on his lap and snuggles up to him for defending one of her favorite heroes. Brandon smiles at this and Percy returns it, those two are so getting along. Hercules glares at Percy and plans revenge but then evily thinks of going back in time and making sure those two heroes were never born. However, Percy knows what he's planning and mentally warns everybody. Then they see the movie playing)

Swag Dead (2011)

(it starts with the Swag Industries Logo and it has the statue of liberty parodying the Columbia Pictures Logo, making Brandon (reaction) and Marcus (reaction) high-five. Then we hear a narration from Percy (movie))

• Percy ((movie) voice): (narrating) "Hello folks. My name is Percy Jackson and this is the story of my champion."

(then we switch to an 11-year-old Brandon (movie) walking out of his house, making the nice girls (reaction) fangirl over him and the nice guys (reaction) say "awe" at him but the mean people (reaction) roll their eyes at this. However, Artemis (reaction) was the most happiest)

• Artemis (reaction): (happy) "He's the most cutest boy I've ever seen alongside Percy and Pete. I want to go back in time and make him a male hunter. (then she starts begging towards Percy) Can I? Pretty please?"

(she gives the puppy eyes and starts pouting but Percy (reaction) shakes his head)

• Percy (reaction): (sighing) "No my little huntress. (she pouts) However, he can be your champion as well."

(she cheers and Brandon (reaction) gets pats on the back from his friends (reaction) for being accepted and the Hunt (reaction) cheer. Brandon (movie) then runs and starts speeding towards Bellevue East. He then skis down a railing and jumps up in the air with angel wings coming out of his back before landing on the ground, causing a tidal air wave. This causes the nice boys (reaction) cheer for that entrance and Aphrodite (reaction) hugs him but the mean people (reaction) scoff in disgust only to get shut up by Clarisse (reaction)'s new spear that Percy (reaction) gave her as a gift. Venus (reaction) was excited by what happened and couldn't wait to have Brandon (reaction) but Percy (reaction) read her mind and plans to save his champion. The crowd (movie) sees this and clap for him while he smiles at them and makes a peace sign)

• Brandon (movie): (smiling) "Hello."

(the nice crowd (movie) wave back and the Aphrodite girls (movie) smile and wave, making him smile and he hugged them)

• Drew (movie): (smiling) "How're you doing, sweetheart?"
• Brandon (movie): (happy) "I'm doing fine, Drew. How's Pete and Thalia?"
• Drew (movie): (smirking) "Oh they're doing fine alright. Uncle Zeus arranged them to be married."

(Brandon (movie) starts laughing while the girls (movie) giggle. Everyone (reaction) smirk and laugh at a blushing Pete (reaction) and Talia (reaction))

• Percy (reaction): (smirking) "They have my blessing."
• Artemis (reaction): (agreeing) "Mine too."

(this makes them blush more and glare at a smirking Drew (reaction). Annabeth (reaction) frowns at this and decides that after Artemis (reaction) dies, Talia (reaction)'s next but once again, Percy (reaction) read her mind and warn the others, causing Pete (reaction) to hug Talia (reaction) even more and this makes her smile at him so she hugs back. Judette (reaction) was curious about something)

• Judette (reaction): (curious) "Hey Brandon, when are you-" (she is cut off when a nervous Brandon (reaction) summons some silver duct tape and puts it on her mouth while tying her hands with it. Then she pouts at Brandon (reaction)) 'Really? (however, she cuddles into Brandon (reaction) and smiles) You're so lucky that I like it when you do this. However, you're a baka but you're my baka.'

(she snuggles into him as he smiles and hugs her while their friends are happy by this and Artemis (reaction) smiled at the couple because they reminded her of her and Percy (reaction). Diana (reaction) sighs sadly at this and still wishes to have dated him sooner. Facilier (reaction) notices her sadness and hugs her. She smiles at him and cuddles with him, much to his happiness. Brandon (movie) then frowns)

• Brandon (movie): (frowning) "When you see Diana, tell her that I can't love her because I just got out of a relationship."

(she sadly nodded. However, a Penn State car sped in front of him and he moved out of the way while the girls (movie) searched him for injuries and glared at the driver. The nice people (reaction) were angry)

• Ralph (reaction): (angry) "What the f**k?! That guy could've hurt Brandon!"

(the Christians (reaction) didn't even scold him for the language and agreed that was an unsafe thing to do. The driver was Wyatt Habberson (movie), who just laughed at the child)

• Wyatt (movie): (laughing) "What the f**k's up, Brand Don?"

(he then drives away laughing while Drew (movie) was angry and Brandon (movie) rolled his eyes. The nice people (reaction) glare at a smirking Wyatt (reaction) but the mean people (reaction) laugh and high five the bully. However, Ralph (reaction) was the most angriest)

• Ralph (reaction): (angry) "I don't care if you died or not, never pulled that stupid stunt again or else you're hearing from my f**king lawyers, Do. You. Under. STAND?! (Wyatt (reaction) rolled his eyes but nodded. Ralph (reaction) looked at Brandon (reaction)) How long has he been doing this?"
• Aimee (reaction): (worried) "Please be honest with us, Brandon."
• Brandon (reaction): (nervous) "Ever since I attended this school."

(this got them to be angry. Judette (reaction) and the nice girls (reaction) look at him)

• Judette (reaction): (sternly) "Why didn't you tell them about this?"
• Brandon (reaction): (angry) "The vice principal knew about it."

(this caused them to glare at a nervous Vice Principal Skinner (reaction). However, Abby (movie) sees him and hugs him)

• Abby (movie): (smiling) "Hey Brandon, how are you?"
• Brandon (movie): (happy) "I'm doing just fine."

(then they salute a statue of Percy Jackson (movie) with a plague on it. It talks about him as a famous hero of every town and world. Everyone (reaction) congrats Percy (reaction) for this but Perseus I (reaction) was still shocked)

• Perseus I (reaction): (shocked) "I still can't believe you're named after me."
• Percy (reaction): (explaining) "Because you had a good ending. After hearing stories or watching movies about you, I'm glad to be your name sake."

(Perseus I (reaction) smiled and was glad to have him around. However, Brandon (movie) looks sad and Abby (movie) notices)

• Abby (movie): (worried) "I know you wanted to be one of us heroes. However, you just need to go to Camp Half-Blood. During the summer, I'll find you and take you there. Your friends will be there."

(Brandon (movie) sighs at this but smiles)

• Brandon (movie): (smiling) "I promise to go there."

(Abby (movie) smiles while the Aphrodite girls (movie) cheer. The nice people (reaction) cheer at this but the mean people (reaction) scoff in disbelief, making them glare)

• Percy (reaction): (glaring) "I'll have you know that Brandon keeps his promises."

(the nice people (reaction) agree. Even the Roman Gods (reaction) agreed, much to their surprise)

• Jupiter (reaction): (explaining) "He once promised to get revenge on us for killing innocent mortals and guess what. He did get revenge."

(his siblings nodded in agreement)

• Pete (reaction): (agreeing) "H**l, he's not kidding."
• Artemis (reaction): (stern) "Pete, language."
• Pete (reaction): (smiling) "Mom, my language is English."

(Talia (reaction) giggles at this and hugs him for that while everyone (reaction) snicker at this and Artemis (reaction) rolls her eyes at her son's smarta** comeback. Once inside Class A, Mr. Severin (movie) is teaching the class)

• Mr. Severin (movie): (teaching) "Hello students, welcome to Bellevue East High School. To Class A. My name is Mr. Severin the substitute teacher and today we're talking about the female sex organ. Sometimes called a v******a and it's primary function. Who here can tell me what that primary function is?"

(Teriah (movie) raises her hand and makes a funny answer)

• Teriah (movie): (smiling) "For pleasing c**k."

(they look at her and she smiles at a blushing Brandon (movie), much to her boyfriend Jack (movie)'s amusement. Artemis (reaction) frowns at Teriah (reaction), who shrugged. They payed attention back to Mr. Severin (movie), who frowned at the answer)

• Mr. Severin (movie): (frowning) "Alright, that's a good one. That's one function but it's not the primary function. Anybody else?"

(Abby (movie) raises her hand and she smiles)

• Abby (movie): (smiling) "It nice place to keep your fingers warm."

(Brandon (movie) chuckles. Aphrodite (reaction) smiles at Abby (reaction), who winks. Mr. Severin (movie) once again frowns at this)

• Mr. Severin (movie): (frowning) "Okay, that's better but not quite the answer I was looking for. Anyone else?"

(Destiny (movie) raises her hand and smiles)

• Destiny (movie): (smiling) "To receive sperm and deliver a baby."

(Athena (reaction) and Annabeth (reaction) smile at Destiny (reaction) but she angrily ignores them, due to Brandon (reaction) telling her what they did to Percy (reaction). Mr. Severin (movie) smiles at her)

• Mr. Severin (movie): (smiling) "Okay, very good Destiny. Okay, yeah."

(Randal (movie) smiles at her and hugs her, much to her delight. Kopelean (movie) smirks)

• Kopelean (movie): (smirking) "Holy s**t, my half-blood cousins are s***s."

(everyone (both movie and reaction) frown at him)

• Mr. Severin (movie): (frowning) "What did you say, Mr. Nuzum?"

(he pulls out a megaphone and answers)

• Kopelean (movie): (smirking) "I said my half-blood cousins are s***s, Mr. Quint."

(the girls (movie) glare at him. Kopelean (reaction) sheepishly smiles)

• Kopelean (reaction): (sheepishly smiling) "Sorry girls, my bad."

(Mr. Severin (movie) shakes his head)

• Mr. Severin (movie): (serious) "Alright, listen up. I want guys and gals to pair up and begin discussing this. Now, I gotta use the faculty bathroom because for dinner at Jazz, I had a Jambalaya. Someone put laxative and too much spice in it and now it's hurting my stomach. Also, getting sick in here is bad. So get in your groups and start your discussions until I return, okay? Okay."

(he then holds his stomach and leaves the classroom. Brandon (movie), Marcus (movie), and Howie (movie) are laughing)

• Howie ((movie) talking in his language): (laughing) 'Holy s**t you guys. Mr. Severin is most likely s**ting his pants.'

(Marcus (movie) translates that and then they all start laughing. The scene changes to Brandon (movie) sitting with Judette (movie))

• Brandon (movie): (smiling) "Thanks for partnering up with me Judette."
• Judette (movie): (also smiling) "Yeah, of course Brandon. (she then pinches his cheek) You're just so adorable."

(then she stops as he blushes)

• Brandon (movie): (blushing) "Nice Olympian dress."
• Judette (movie): (smiling) "Aw, thanks cutie. Hey, I go to Camp Half-Blood. Wanna spend time with me while we're there? (he nods) Good. You're the most sweetest and adorable kid I've ever met."

(Brandon (movie) blushes and puts his head on her shoulder, much to her happiness. All the girls (reaction) on all sides can't help but find this adorable. However, her older brother Terrence (movie) glares at this)

• Terrence (movie): (glaring) "What the f**k is going on?"

(they look scared)

• Brandon (movie): (nervous) "It's my fault sir. I was making her happy."
• Terrence (movie): (sarcastically) "Well, thanks for your honesty. (then he slaps Brandon (movie), attracting everyone (movie)'s attention) Stay the f**k away from my sister or I'll f**king kill you. (he then grabs Judette (movie) by the arm and drags her out of the classroom) You don't ever talk to that little s**t again, do you understand me? (then he hits her) Do you?"

(however, she spits in his face)

• Judette (movie): (angry) "F**k you."
• Terrence (movie): (enraged) "DON'T F**KING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! MOM WANTS TO TEACH YOU A LESSON FOR BEING A DIRTY LITTLE S**T! BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYING TO F**K THAT LITTLE S**T! WELL GUESS WHAT, I'M GOING TO F**KING KILL HIM AND THEN I'M GONNA SELL YOU TO DALLAS POPPINIO! MAYBE BRUTE FORCE CAN GET YOU TO BE GRATEFUL FOR ME KEEPING YOU AWAY FROM THAT MUDBLOOD! HE'S A FREAK AND A B*****D JUST LIKE YOU! DON'T BE ANYTHING LIKE YOUR W***E FOR A MOTHER!"

(the whole hall heard that and glared at him. All the good people (reaction) glare at this while Zeus (reaction) was p****d off about what that b*****d said about his wife)

• Marcus (reaction): (angry) "That son of a b***h better not hurt them, eh."

(the others (reaction) agree. However, Brandon (movie) comes out of the classroom and glares at him)

• Brandon (movie): (angry) "Leave her alone, you creep."

(however, Terrence (movie) grabs Brandon (movie)'s arm and bends it behind the back, attending to break it. Judette (movie) tries to stop it)

• Judette (movie): (worried) "Terrence, leave him alone. Stop it."

(however, Terrence (movie) kicks her)

• Terrence (movie): (yelling) SHUT YOUR F**KING MOUTH!"

(he then laughs when she cries. Brandon (movie) gets angry, balls up his fist, and when Terrence (movie) turns, knocks the creep out with one punch. Everyone (both movie and reaction) cheers for him and Judette (movie) smiles at him. Brandon (movie) calms down and looks at her with a worried look)

• Brandon (movie): (worried) "Are you okay?"

(she nods happily, stands up, hugs him, and then kisses him, which he returns. The Hunt (reaction) clap for him for defending a lady, making him blush)

• Brandon (reaction): (blushing) "Oh come on, anyone could've done that."

(everyone (reaction) was shocked, he doesn't like attention)

Introductions

(during the introductions, Brandon starts)

• Brandon: (introduction) "I'm Brandon Keffer-Robalik. Savior of Bellevue NE, Swordsman of the Swag Three, Champion of Percy Jackson, Master of Joseph and Jacob Keffer, Son of Zeus, Slayer of the Neo-Demons, Secondary CEO of Swag Industries, and boyfriend of Judette "Padme" Rugg and Frah." (the nice guys greet him in a friendly way and he gets hugs and kisses from Judette and Frah while Zeus smiles at his Greek Son and Percy Jackson along with his family are happy to see him but the mean people are disgusted by him)
• Raven: (introduction) "I'm Raven. Brandon's spiritual companion." (Brandon hugs him while the others are shocked that Brandon has a spiritual companion)
• Marcus: (introduction) "I'm Marcus Amua-Sekyi. Leader of the Swag Three, Son of Poseidon, boyfriend of Kayley Fram, Slayer of Chronos, and CEO of Swag Industries." (the nice people clap for him and Neptune smiles at his biological son but the mean people fake vomit and Poseidon doesn't care, earning him glares from Brandon, Judette, Marcus, Howie, Percy, Artemis, Pete, Thalia, and the nice people)
• Howie: (introduction in his own alien language) 'I'm Howard Van Delp. Muscle of Swag Three, Son of Hades, and Head of Swag Industries security.' (Theseus translates what Howie said and Hades greets him but Pluto doesn't give a care about him)
• Judette: (introduction) "I am Judette "Padme" Rugg. Daughter of Hera and girlfriend of Brandon Keffer-Robalik." (they hold hands and snuggle with each other as the nice people say awe and Hera smiles at such loyalty but the mean people fake gag at this while Caitlyn and Venus were jealous. Diana cried at this and is still saddened that Brandon already has a love interest but Venus saw this and decides to have a talk with her, feeling guilt at causing the relationship to stop just because of selfish desires. April and Katlyn were both sad and happy: sad that Brandon moved on but happy that he found someone to love)
• Percy: (introduction) "I'm Percy Jackson, a.k.a. Perseus II. Savior of Olympus, Guardian of the Hunt, Hero of Camp Half-Blood, Praetor of Camp Jupiter, Warrior of Asgard, Son of Chaos and Sally Jackson, Nephew of Zeus, Adopted son of Hestia, Namesake of Perseus I, Prince of the Universe, husband of Artemis, and father of Pete Jackson." (all nice people cheer for him and his family hug him while Zeus and Perseus I just smile at him but the mean people just scowl at him)

Sitting arrangements

• Nice people: Comfortable couches.
• Neutral people: Theater chairs.
• Bad people: Uncomfortable bench.