Shamrock & Roll is an American 3D computer animated jukebox musical urban fantasy comedy film. join forces a group of leprechauns, to break a curse to was made upon the leprechauns.
Quotes
- Carly:Hey, lizard breath! Hiccup just called! He says he wants his dragon back!
- Saoirse:I'll save you!
grabbed a bucket and doused in water. She also got water on Queen Grimhilde.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! NOOOOO! MY MAKEUP IS MELTING! MELTING! OH WHAT A WORLD!
Queen Grimhilde then reveals to everyone her face. Her makeup was indeed running.
GAH!
Queen Grimhilde:LOOK WHAT YOU DID! NOW EVERYONE CAN SEE MY 40 SOMETHING YEAR OLD FACIAL BLEMISHES!
Saoirse:I didn't mean to! Really, i didn't! It's... just that he was on fire!
- Saoirse:What are you doing with her? I thought you liked me?!
Flashback
Rudy:And what is a beautiful human like you doing here in my cave?
Saoirse:I saw your scales and i kinda admired it.
Rudy:Well, i did worked on shedding it every once in a while.
Saoirse:Your scales are very pretty.
Rudy:Thank you. You're the very first to say that. I kinda admire you already. No one appreciates my looks. My name is Rudy.
Saoirse gulped and laughed nervously.
Rudy:You know, i can't take my eyes off of you. You're the most beautiful creature i have ever seen.
End of Flashback
Rudy gulped nervously and faced her.
Rudy:Baby face, there's nothing to worry about. It's just a little misunderstanding. You see-
Saoirse:But you're holding her! If you don't like me anymore, then i don't like you anymore!
- Carly:Hey guys, i decided to drop by.
Craig:My god, enough with the puns already! Who do you think you are? A 4Kids anime dub?
Wilson:4Kids?
Craig:4Kids Entertainment. It's where bad puns go to die.
Wilson:Oh, That makes since.
Craig:...NO! We are not going back! I don't care about Carly that much! In fact, i'm glad she's gone! She's nothing but trouble! Look guys, i son't care how long you are gonna stare at me liek that i am not going to ALRIGHT! YES! I LOVE HER, OKAAAY?! I LOVE HER STUPID PUNS AND HER SINGING AND HOW SHE ALMOST GETS ME KILLED ALL THE TIME AND I JUST LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER! Alright?! Is that what you wanna hear?! HUH?!
- Saorise:D...don't come in! I'm...peeing!
There was a shaort silence from behind the door.
...Oh goodness gracious, How rude of us. Please, take your time.
We're not listening! Just do your thing!
Why would you say that? Now you're gonna make her nervous!
I could kiss you right now!
I could throw up right now!
Oh! Sorry! So...um...could i?
...Throw up?
No! Kiss you!
Okay sure, Wilson let me borrow that lipstick!
OH MY GOD! I KNEW IT!
Just shut tup and kiss me, idiot!
Transcript
Hey lady, keep your voice down! I'm pretty sure this is a church.
It's Queen Grimhilde!
Er, yes, we all know that.
Well, i just thought i'd remind... if someone wasn't paying attention these past several years...
Wilson:Listen baby, ain't no mountain high
Ain't no valley low, ain't no river wide enough baby
Carly:If you need me call me no matter where you are
No matter how far
Wilson:Don't worry baby
Carly:Just call my name i'll be there in a hurry
You don't have to worry
Wilson and Carly:Cause baby there ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you baby
Wilson:Remember the day i set you free
I told you you could always count on me darling
From that day on, I made a vow
I'll be there when you want me
Some way, some how
Wilson and Carly:Cause baby there ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you baby
Wilson:Oh no darling
Carly:No wind, no rain
Or winters cold can stop me baby
Wilson: Na na baby
Carly:Cause you are my goal
Wilson:If you're ever in trouble
I'll be there on the double
Just send for me
Wilson and Carly:Oh baby, ha
Carly:My love is alive
Way down in my heart
Although we are miles apart
Wilson:If you ever need a helping hand
I'll be there on the double
Just as fast as i can
Don't you know that there
Ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you baby
Don'tcha know that there
Wilson and Carly:Ain't no mountain high enough
Ain;t no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
Ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
...And you two are singing.
Whew! Am i there yet?! Total head rush from being so high!
...That's cuz you're upside down.
Saoirse:What are you doing with her? I thought you liked me?!
Flashback
Rudy:And what is a beautiful human like you doing here in my cave?
Saoirse:I saw your scales and i kinda admired it.
Rudy:Well, i did worked on shedding it every once in a while.
Saoirse:Your scales are very pretty.
Rudy:Thank you. You're the very first to say that. I kinda admire you already. No one appreciates my looks. My name is Rudy.
Saoirse gulped and laughed nervously.
Rudy:You know, i can't take my eyes off of you. You're the most beautiful creature i have ever seen.
End of Flashback
Rudy gulped nervously and faced her.
Rudy:Baby face, there's nothing to worry about. It's just a little misunderstanding. You see-
Saoirse:But you're holding her! If you don't like me anymore, then i don't like you anymore!
Rudy quickly let go of Carly and walked to Saoirse's side. His treasures started to sparkle up the whole before his started singing.
Treasure-Bruno Mars
Give me all, give me all,
give me all attention baby
I got to tell you a little
something about yourself
Yoy're wonderful, flawless,
oh you're a sexy lady
But you walk around here like
you wanna be someone else
Rudy picked her up and do a waltz with her. Saoirse gets a little paler by the minute.
Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
I know that you don't know it,
but you're fine, so fine
(fine, so fine)
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
Oh girl i'm gonna show you
when you're mine, oh mine
(mine, oh mine)
Treasure, that is what you are
Honey, you're my golden star
I know you could make my wish come true
If you let me treasure you
If you let me treasure you
Oh ooooooh
Voice Cast
Saoirse, a 16 year old main protagonist who was chosen to restore music into the land and is the biological daughter of the prince and princess of the leprechauns.
Carly- Wilson's younger twin sister and best friend whose most of her dialogue consists of bad puns, much to the annoyance of Craig.
Wilson- Carly's older twin brother and best friend.
Craig- a young leprechaun. He's quite sarcastic and has some anger issues, especially when dealing with Carly and Wilson.
Queen Grimhilde, the main antagonist and Saoirse's biological maternal aunt.
Rudy-a giant treasure hoarding dragon.