Scary Movie 6 (stylized as Scary MoVIe) is a 2014 American Comedy film and the sixth instalment in the Scary
Scary Movie 6
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|Directed by||Malcolm D. Lee|
|Produced by||David Zucker
|Written by||Pat Proft
|Music by||James L. Venable|
|Cinematography||Steven Douglas Smith|
|Editing by||Sam Seig|
|Studio||Brad Grey Pictures|
|Distributed by||Dimension Films|
|Running time||86 minutes|
It was distributed by Dimension Films, a division of The Weinstein Company. The film is written by returning Scary Movie 3 and 4 conceptual writer Craig Mazin, David Zucker & Pat Proft and directed by the previous instalment's director Malcolm D. Lee starring Anna Faris, Craig Bierko, Ashley Tisdale, Regina Hall, Simon Rex, Charlie Sheen, Erica Ash, Missi Pyle, Anthony Anderson, Kevin Hart, Jaimie King, Fred Willard, Christine Baranski, Rachel Dratch, Ada-Nicole Sanger, Molly Shannon, Gracie Whitton and Betty White.
The film features the return of Cindy Campbell and Brenda Meeks who served as main characters in all the previous instalments apart from the previous fifth instalment, Mahalik and CJ the crazed duo of the third and fourth instalments who were absent from the fifth previous instalment and Tom Ryan of the fourth instalment who didn't return for the fifth instalment.
Also returning are Jody Sanders, Kendra Brooks and Cathy Sanders who served as three central protagonists of the previous instalment.
Simon Rex and Charlie Sheen of the past few instalments return however Rex portrays not only his previously changed character of Dan Sanders of the fifth instalment but also George Logan and Sheen as farmer Tom Logan.
The film likes it predecessors lampoons popular horror films of the moment, with this instalment taking aim at Christophe Gans acclaimed 2006 film adaption of the universally famous Konami survival horror game Silent Hill, Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard's critically acclaimed 2012 twisted referential send up horror film The Cabin In The Woods (which had been indirectly referenced in the previous Scary Movie), James Wan's 2013 hit haunted house horror film The Conjuring, The Michael Bay produced cult box office hit 2013 Horror Thriller The Purge as well as the Brad Pitt starring blockbuster Action Zombie Horror film World War Z.
The film also does a send up of a collection of other recent big horror films and ones of the past, Action and Comedy films such as Kick-Ass and Mean Girls, television shows such as Dance Moms and pop culture icons such as Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, Adele, Calvin Harris, Youtube icon Chris Crocker, regurlarly spoofed Britney Spears, The infamous Slender application antagonist Slenderman and the series Toddlers In Tiaras.
The film is slated for theatrical release on January 12th, 2014.
The film is dedicated to famous comedian Leslie Nielsen who served
Four people come through a facility, a shady mechanic named Antonio (Jamie Campbell-Bower), a mail order Latina thieving bride Sera (Alexa Vega), A hulking homosexual, drama queen security guard Benji BJ (JBL), an elderley woman Jan Van Der Dyke (Betty White) donning I Love Satan Shirt and a sleazy mentally handicapped pervert businessman Vincent Sinner (Andy Samberg).
The group get into a facility elevator despite an alarm going off and the intercome sounding one of the creatures with the guise of an elderley woman has escaped confinement and several guards running towards the elevator pointing at her and shouting out to the others to get out.
The others ignore them and take the intercom message as a joke as they suddenly come to a halt as the elevator ascends.
Then are patched through Dan Truman-Capote (Aziz Ansari) head of the facility's security they end up in a argument with him and after experiencing bizarre blackouts which result in bizarre occurences (Vincent seizing Sera's bumcheeks, Benji letting out a girly scream and dropping all matter of bizarre of gay sex tools, Jan munching on Sera's back and Antonio stashing his tools down his pants) Jan reveals herself as Satan and the one so clearly mentioned on the intercom as an escaped facility monster.
She then proceeds to jump into mid air and slow-mo kick away Antonio and Sera leaving a girly screaming Benji and dribbling Vincent.
Vincent is killed as she conjures a glass shard from breaking the mirror and goes to stab the screaming Benji due to his irritating screaming but instead floats to Vincent and hacks into the side of his neck.
As Jan turns she has Benji approach with a high pitched girly scream and then leap into the air and kick her in the face spiralling her back into a conveniantely left noose which strings her up and apparently hangs her.
She then rips off the noose pulls forth a collection of weapons which have expired and then finally grunting in a sigh backhands Benji which twists his head around and which begins to spin around and around making Jan and the others dizzy.
Antonio then ends up in an argument with Sera as suddenly after the facility's drugs are pumped into the elevator they come to believe each other are the killer and it is revealed the facility's chem department vented the wrong alteration drugs which were meant to make Devil Jan believe she was just a bizarre old woman which is how they got her into her containement cell in the first place.
So in a twisted turn as the last power glitch occurs Antonio stabs Sera in the throat a spoon he produces from his pocket and then as Devil Jan advances he picks her up and drops to the ground delivering a cartoonish beating before the elevator cracks open at Devil Jan's control.
The facility then see Antonio spanking Devil Jan who is calling out for help and they then discharge tranquilisers at them both.
The title then appears before heading off to the new settled in home of Jody and Dan Sanders.
The two are awakened at night as their grunting daughter Lily and crying baby Aidan alerts that the eldest Cathy has left the house and is seen doing a series of bizarre sleepwalking charades.
Jody eventually breaks through by banging Cathy over the head with a pipe and the following day she awakens at a tree as Dan inside patches through to the facilty from the beginning whom he coincidentally is working for.
Jody sees Cathy's drawings of the town "Silent Hell" and a dark haired little girl with masked people and zombies before coming across a final stick figure drawing of Jody and Dan engaged in intercourse which Cathy says she saw them doing in the kitchen last night before she went to sleep.
Quickly reverting subject Jody changes onto the issue of sleepwalking and acrobatics and everything else she has been doing in her sleep as well as mentioning a town called Silent Hell which she also drawn pictures of.
Jody tells her she is going to take her on a trip to Silent Hell and figure out what the hell is going on.
As the story continues on Jody ends up in an accident along with a butch, lesbian police officer Sibel and the two begin searching for a missing Cathy who has vanished from Jody's sedan following the accident.
Ironically Cathy is right behind the two all the time simply gagged by Daria Gobblespie a hobo woman of the town.
Jody and Sibel find themselves entrapped in the town and soon comes a called upon Dan who comes to Silent Hell and makes his way to a cabin in the woods where he sets up surveillance from him and Jody's former home before taking a lift down to the facility.
There he and several others under the leadership of the demanding deep phone voiced director are orchestrating a ritual sacrifice of four people and the suffering of a fifth whilst they must fill out allocated roles: The Hoe, The Toolbag, The Dumba**, The Smart A**** and the Tease.
- Anna Faris as Cindy Campbell
- Craig Bierko as Tom Ryan
- Ashley Tisdale as Jody Sanders
- Regina Hall as Brenda Meeks
- Simon Rex as Dan Sanders/ George Logan
- Erica Ash as Kendra Brooks
- Gracie Whitton as Cathy Sanders/ Cathy Gobblespie / Dark Fellatio
- Anthony Anderson as Mahalik
- Kevin Hart as CJ
- Charlie Sheen as Tom Logan
- Nicole Parker as Sibel Bernard
- Gregg Sulkin as Cort Vonnegut/The Tool
- Eleanor Tomlinson as Darna Poke/The Tease
- Taylor Lautner as Holden Commodore/The Smart A**
- Catherine Corcoran as Jonesy Louse/The Hoe
- Logan Miller as Melvin Marco/The Dumba**
- Ryan Fraley as Brad Pitts
- Darrell Hammond as Polite Polly
- Kristen Schaal as Polly's wife
- Ken Jeong as Asian Purger Lil Jim
- Terry Crews as Slave Purger Humphrey
- Jaimie King as Wendy Ling-Ling
- Fred Willard as Robert Gobblespie
- Christine Baranski as Daria Gobblespie
- Jurgen Prochnow as Dr. Kingsley Shoesy
- Molly Shannon as Isabella Crazy Robes
- Rachel Dratch as Anal
- Ada-Nicole Sanger as Darlene Gobblespie
- Aziz Ansari as Dan-Truman Capote
- Martin Starr as The Intern Who Won't Shut Up
- Flavor Flave as Himself
- Jamie Campbell-Bower as Antonio
- Alexa Vega as Sera
- JBL as Benji BJ
- Andy Samberg as Vincent Sinner
- Betty White as Jan Van Der Dyke/ Satan
- Danika Swarovski as Nicki Mivag
- Jeremy Frost as Justin Beaver
- Melissa McCarthy as Adele
- Chevy Chase as The Harbinger/ Creepy Mort
- Caroline Aaron as Abby Lee Muncher
- Chris Elliot as Billy Goat Gruff
- Amaury Nolasco as Crouching Tiger
- Anthony Rogers as Himself
- Carmen Electra as Allison
- Silent Hill (2006)- Main Parody, Monsters such as Pyramid Head, The Scarabs, Church-Goers, Dark Alessa and assortment of twisted, demonic entities are released during the purge and are featured on the whiteboard under 'Konami.' The Quiet Valley (a direct knock-off of the Silent Hill location of the film) is where the cabin in the woods resides.
- The Cabin In The Woods (2012)- Main Parody
- The Conjuring (2013)- Main Parody, Quiet Valley's history ties in with the wrong people being accused of witchcraft and burnt at the stake, whilst the real evil witch eludes capture and accidentally hangs herself, The Cabin in Quiet Valley which houses Jody and the group happened to be her home and her renegade facility monster spirit harasses the group and threatens the 2015 ritual.
- The Purge (2013)- Main Parody, Futon masked purgers serve alongside the Slenderman character as a family of facility monsters released by Jody and the group to eliminate them for the 2015 North American Ritual, they also skip along brandishing machetes and have a well groomed representative making 'demands' with an alpha male.
- World War Z (2013)- Main Parody
- Devil (2010)- Opening Parody, 'Suss Old Thieving B*tch' monster which completes the 2014 North American facility ritual escapes during the purge and wreaks havoc
- Django Unchained (2012)- Brenda's flashback romance, Two monsters released during the purge and featured on the facility whiteboard are 'German Tooth Fairy' and 'Oscar Nominee' which are a knock off of Christoph Waltz and Leonardo DiCaprio's characters from the film.
- Resident Evil (2002)- Film's protagonist parodied as Allison a former Hoe intended sacrifice for yet another glitched North American Ancient Ones sacrificial ritual is along with Those Zombies from Resident Evil trapped as monsters in the facility's stable, she is released during the other, other purge where the facilities' stables are all discharged, she aids Dan, Jody, Darna and Melvin against the Director Cindy Campbell, Isabella Crazy Robes and Security Brenda Meeks.
- Drag Me To Hell (2009)- Gypsies released during the purge and featured on the whiteboard match up with Mrs. Ganush and her family from Sam Raimi's hit horror film including their Spanish insult utterings upon being shamed.
- Argo (2012)- 'Awful Actor' Monster unleashed during the purge
- Gravity (2013)- 'Astronauts' released during the purge, Sandra Bullock and George Clooney's characters also serve as the basis for the Demolition Department of the facility
- You're Next (2011)- Minor Parody, 'Animals Wearing Human Masks' released during the purge.'
- Dance Moms (T.V 2011 -)- Minor Parody
- Toddlers in Tiaras (T.V Series 2009 -)- Seen on one of the facility monitors
- Hostel (2005)- Minor Parody
- Hostel Part II (2007)- Minor Parody
- The Exorcism Of Emily Rose (2006)- Minor Parody
- The Hunger Games (2012)- The 2012 ritual glitch
- Slender: The Eight Pages (2012)- Titular Antagonist a part of 'the spastic mask wearing weirdos + Blair Witch Pasty Cousin'
- Wrath Of The Titans (2012)- A Kronos rises at the end as the 'Ancient One.'
- Vacancy (2009)- 'Army Paint Snuffers' released during the purge brandishing cameras, also the discovery of the ventilation camera scene is parodied.
- It (1990)- The Tim Curry 'Pennywise' character is released during the purge
- The Strangers (2008)- Minor Parody, The Purgers released upon Jody and the group stalk them in the same manner as the strangers had done in the hit 2008 horror film, however proceeding to slip up and almost announce their presence due to clumsiness.
- The Walking Dead (T.V 2010-)