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Saving Private Zeta is the episode of the second season of The Phoenix Defenders : The Next Generation.

Summary

The Phoenix Defenders must protect Zeta and Ro from Agent West and Agent Rush.

Quotes

  • Indira Cooper: AAAAAHHHHH! JULIE'S BEEN CLONED! WE WASTED GOVERNMENT MONEY!

Rosalie Rowen: I beg your pardon? I don't look a thing like her.

Hunter Jonas: Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

Richie Foley: Interesting... (walked up to Ro) She sorta looks like Julie.

Hunter Jonas: And i can sense an aura of some sort.

  • Agent Bennett: Did i tell you to fire, West?!

Agent West:I-I was just-

Agent Bennett: You don't fire unless i tell you to! You got that?

Script

Agent West:You just sit there, I'l do all the talking. I know how to talk my way out of a ticket.

Hi there West, Say, do your family know that you're driving without a license?

Agent West then quickly speeds off in the car.

WHAT THE HECK?! CALLING ALL UNITS! WE GOT OURSELVES A CARCHASE!

Agent Rush:I though you said you knew how to talk your way out of a ticket!

Agent West:I choked okay?!

Agent Rush:West! They're gaining on us! AND ZETA'S GETTING AWAY!

Agent West:I'll try to lose them in an alley!

Agent Rush:WEST, FORGET THE COPS! JUST FOCUS ON CAPTURING ZETA!

Agent West:Oh, okay then.

What the-OH MY GOD! HIT THE DECK!

To his horror of what he saw on the road, is a lone soda can. He and his partner then jumped out of the car. The can and the car made contact and nothing happened. Then seconds later, the car exploded.

CURSE YOU 7UP! CUUUUUURRRRRRSSSSSSEEEEEE YOOOUUUUUUU!

Ro Rowen: Good thing i had a seat belt on! THAT'S RIGHT KIDS! ALWAYS WEAR A SEAT BELT WHEN DRIVING IN A CAR AND KIDS UNDER TWELVE SHOULD ALWAYS SIT IN THE BACK SEAT!

Zeta: Ro, who are you talking to?

Ro Rowen: I don't know. But we gotta hide. Bennett's agents are coming!

Zeta: Wait! Ro, i lost my finger!

Ro Rowen: YOU WHAT?

Zeta: I lost my finger!

Ro Rowen:(shouted)ZEE, WE CAN COME BACK LATER BUT NOW WE GOTTA RUN!

Ro Rowen: I'm in a sewer.

Zeta: Yes.

Ro Rowen: I'm in a sewer!

Zeta: Yes.

Ro Rowen:(shouted)I'M IN A FREAKING SEWER!

Agent West:They're in a freaking sewer.

Agent Rush:Don't be ridiculous.

Ro Rowen: THIS IS DISGUSTING! I'm gonna need to go to a laundry mat and take a shower 15 times! And-

Zeta: Ro, be quiet. Bennett's agents are still close.

Ro Rowen: How do you know?

Zeta: I don't.

Ro Rowen: So then. Do you have a flashlight or something?

Zeta: No.

Ro Rowen: Nothing? No laser pointer? No gamma ray?

Zeta: No.

Ro Rowen:(shouted)YOU HAVE GUNS, LASERS, CHAINSAWS, HOLOGRAMS BUT NO FLASHLIGHTS?!

Zeta: I can see in the dark.

Ro Rowen:...That's great for you. BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?

Zeta: I can carry you.

Zeta: There are two ways, north and south. I think we should go north. I saw a ditch where the sewage came out

Ro Rowen: Hmph! Why can't you just open the manhole again?

Zeta: Bennett's agents might still be close.

Ro Rowen: They might not.

Zeta: We can't chance it.

Hunter Jonas: Since, you're from the future, maybe you can explain to us who you are.

Zeta: I'm Zeta or Z for short. I'm a synthoid designed to carry out covert assassinations on the behalf of the National Security Agency. When i discovered that one of my targets is innocent, i found out that i can no longer kill, which cause NSA to hunt me down.

Ro Rowen: I'm Ro or Rosalie. I'm a 15 year old orphan who joined Z in his quest to prove his innocence by helping him find his creator, Dr.Selig. We were minding our own business 'til a portal opens and suck us to the present day. Who are you guys anyway?

Hunter Jonas: I'm Hunter Jonas and this is my younger sister Julie Jonas.

Julie Jonas: Hi.

Ezekiel Sanders: Ezekiel Sanders.

Sheila Jelani: Sheila Jelani.

Trent McGuire: Trent McGuire.

Wendy Lee: Wendy Lee.

Richie Foley: Richie Foley

Lisa Sato: Lisa Sato

Vanessa Black: Vanessa Black.

Tanya Martinez: Tanya Martinez.

Maya Martinez: Maya Martinez.

Antonio Martinez: Antonio Martinez.

Indira Cooper: Indira Cooper.

Robby Gooden: Robby Gooden.

Sandra Rowan: Sandra Rowan.

Paul Rowan: Paul Rowan

Ro Rowan: ROWAN?!

Sandra Rowan: Yeah? So what?

Ro Rowen: Are you sure your last name is Rowan?!

Paul Rowan: Uh, yeah?!

Ro Rowan: That's my last name!

Sandra and Paul: Wait...WHAT?!

Ezekiel Sanders: Wait-so you three are like...related then?!

Robby Gooden: Wait a minute, Ro does look a lot like Julie except for the shorter hair, and she has the same last name as Paul and Sandra...which means that... Julie and Paul are her future parents and that would makes Hunter and Sandra her biological aunts.

Julie Jonas:And Rosalie is our maternal great-great-great-great-grandmother's name.

Wendy Lee: Wicked.

Zeta: I do see a resemblance, but not very much.

Indira Cooper: Hey Ro, do you have any kind of supernatural powers like levitating objects?

Ro Rowen: No.

Indira Cooper: Can you read minds?

Rosalie Rowen: No.

Indira Cooper: Teleport?

Ro Rowen: No.

Indira Cooper: Do you have any magical powers?

Ro Rowen: No. Why should i have magical powers? Geez, you're even more of an idiot than Agent West.

Richie Foley: But how can we be so certain that she's a future relative. I mean it might be confirmed but there's no guarantee that this is 100% true.

Ro Rowen: Smarty boy might be right but if that's the case then i might at least take a DNA scan.

Richie Foley:The left arm.

Ro stuck out her left arm and Zeta gave it a tiny prick with a needle that extended from his hand

Zeta: She's definitely related to you four.

Richie Foley: Confirmed it is then.

Ro Rowan: I guess that explains why Paul looked exactly like my older brother Casey.

(shouted)Did i tell you to fire, West?!

I-I was just-

(shouted)You don't fire unless i tell you to! You got that?

Lyn Kane: Whoa, talk about adrenaline rush. Thank you Bruce and Six. Thank you for making me take the training course on guns.

Future Julie Jonas: So Zeta, do you have a family? They must be worried sick.

Zeta: Oh, uh, i'd love to, but...i don't have a home...

Future Julie Jonas: Oh...

Zeta: I didn't have anybody until i met Ro...

Future Paul Rowen: Uh, maybe you could stay with us.

Zeta: It would be my pleasure.

Future Julie Jonas: Anyway, we'd better head back to our timeline, i can use my powers to take us back.

Richie Foley: You don't need to use your powers, (activate the portal) You can use the Stargate.

Future Paul Rowen: Well Ro, time to go home.

Ro Rowen: Wait, can me and z at least say our goodbyes to them.

Future Julie Jonas: I don't see why not.

Future Julie and Paul began to head back to the portal.

Ro Rowen: I'll miss you all.

Zeta:It's too bad we didn't get to know each other better.

Hunter Jonas: Don't worry about it, maybe one day we'll meet each other in the future.

Ro and Zeta: We'll be looking forward to it. they both walked into the closing Stargate.

Zeta:This is a tree.

Ro Rowen: I know what a tree is.

Zeta:Most trees have green leaves.

Ro Rowen: We still have trees.

Zeta:They take in carbon dioxide and turn it into oxygen.

Ro Rowen:...Say what now.

End Episode

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