Changes: Ralph: A Memoir of a Better Era/Quotes

Latest revision as of 04:15, 17 December 2020

Teen Mr. Willow: Hi, Mr. Sneer.
Young Cyril: (trips and falls in the lake) Whoa! (looks up at Teen Mr. Willow) Oh, hi, Mr. Willow!

WWII Radio Announcer: We interrupt this broadcast for a special report. Pearl Harbor is under attack.
Young Adult Gertie: Oh, no!

Teen Launchpad: Rocky! Where have you been?

Teen Launchpad: (puts down the plate of a peanut butter sandwich) Dinner is served, Rocky!

(Teen Launchpad winks at Rocky and leaves; Rocky winks back and then eats peanut butter sandwiches)

(At bedtime, Birdie and Ripcord McQuack tuck Teen Launchpad into bed)

Birdie McQuack: Good night, dear. (kisses Teen Launchpad) Sweet dreams.
Teen Launchpad: Good night, Mom.
Ripcord McQuack: (hugging Teen Launchpad) Good night, son.
Teen Launchpad: Good night, Dad.

(Adult Rocky Raccoon jumps on the bed. Teen Launchpad pets him)

Teen Launchpad: Good night, Rocky.
Adult Rocky Raccoon: (chitters)

(Birdie turns off the light; she and Ripcord McQuack leaves the bedroom; Teen Launchpad and Adult Rocky Raccoon fall asleep)

(Young Bert and Young Cedric fishing on the Evergreen Lake)

Young Bert: This is fun, isn't it, Cedric?
Young Cedric: Oh yes, it is.

(Aunt Gertie drives her motorcycle, Bessie, up to meet Ralph)

Young Ralph: Huh? Aunt Gertie? Uh... can you please take me to school?

(Aunt Gertie points her motorcycle, Bessie)

Aunt Gertie: Get in the motorcycle, now.

(Young Ralph gets in the motorcycle; Aunt Gertie starts the engine and they're off)

Miss Primrose: Good morning, class.
Students: Good morning, Miss Primrose.
Miss Primrose: Does anybody want to play hide and seek?
Students: Yes, Miss Primrose.
Miss Primrose: Okay. You hide somewhere else, I'll close my eyes and count to ten. And then I'll look somewhere to find you. Okay?
Students: Okay, Miss Primrose.

(The students hide somewhere else while Miss Primrose covers her eyes and counts to ten)

Miss Primrose: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. (opens her eyes) Hmm. Now, where could they be?

(Miss Primrose looks everywhere in the classroom)

Young Bert: Here's an apple, Miss Primrose.
Miss Primrose: Oh, thank you, Bert!

Little Bentley: I'm home, Daddy! (jumps out of the bus and hugs George)

(Little Bentley opens the present reveals his new computer)

Little Bentley: Wow! Look at that! A new computer!
Bentley's computer: Happy birthday, son!
Little Bentley: This is great! (hugs Nicole and George) Thanks, Mommy. Thanks, Daddy.
Nicole and George Raccoon: You're welcome, son.

(Uncle Cockatoo looks through the window and sniffs sadly)

Swift the Fox: (growls)
Teen Ralph: N-n-n-nice foxy.

Suey-Ellen Pig: Come on, foxy boy. Let's go home.
Swift the Fox: (whimpers)

(Suey-Ellen and Swift leave to go to the Pigs' house)

Teen Ralph: (pants) Whew! That... was... close.

(The McQuack family sadly standing by the tombstone of Rocky Raccoon at the Evergreen Graveyard)

Launchpad McQuack: (sadly) Oh, Rocky... I love you. (places the flower down behind the tombstone)
Loopey McQuack: (sadly) Mom, wasn't he... dead?
Birdie McQuack: Don't worry. (pats Launchpad and Loopey McQuack on their shoulders) Why don't you two get another pet instead?
Launchpad McQuack: Maybe an albatross?
Loopey McQuack: Yeah! That's a good idea!

Gosalyn Mallard: (singing) Cheater, cheater, look at that cheater! (laughs)
Honey Cockatoo: Oh, shut up!

(Honey Cockatoo arrives at the house of the Cockatoo family's house)

Honey Cockatoo: Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad! Hi, Uncle!
Father Cockatoo: (on the phone) My son's here. I must talk you to later. Okay, bye. (hangs up the phone)
Honey Cockatoo: Is the raccoon here? Can I take care of him? Where is it?
Father Cockatoo: It's under the table, son.
Mother Cockatoo: Just open the present.

(Honey sees the present under the table, picks it up, and places it on the floor. Honey opens the present and then sees Ralph Raccoon who looks quite sad and had lost his parents, his uncle, and his scarf. Honey picks up Ralph Raccoon)

Honey Cockatoo: What's this?
Mother Cockatoo: It's the raccoon you wanted.
Honey Cockatoo: Oh... yeah... but... where are his parents?
Father Cockatoo: His parents were dead.
Honey Cockatoo: And what about his uncle?
Mother Cockatoo: He's dead, too.
Honey Cockatoo: And his white scarf?
Uncle Cockatoo: Suey-Ellen's fox just ripped it.
Honey Cockatoo: (sadly) Oh... guess I have a little something bigger in mind.
Father Cockatoo: Don't worry, son. Why don't you feed him to make him feel better?
Honey Cockatoo: Yeah, sure... thanks uncle.

(Honey feeds Ralph Raccoon a bottle of milk)

Honey Cockatoo: This is my best present ever!
Father Cockatoo: Well, what do you call him?
Honey Cockatoo: I'm going to call him Ralph.
Mother Cockatoo: That's a good name.

Luna: Says who?
Ralph Raccoon: Says I, you little fish!

Pastor (unseen): Melissa, do you take Ralph to be your lawful wedded husband?
Melissa Raccoon: I do.
Pastor (unseen): Ralph, do you take Melissa to be your lawful wedded wife?
Ralph Raccoon: I do.
Pastor (unseen): I pronounce this couple, husband and wife.

(Ralph and Melissa kiss each other; the congregation applauds)

(Ralph comes forward to Melissa and bows)

Ralph Raccoon: Will you be my honor to dance with me, Melissa?
Melissa Raccoon: Oh, I would love to, Ralph!

(Melissa curtsies; she and Ralph starts dancing a waltz)

Dirk Dassie: Aw, what a pretty bird you are!

(Dirk Dassie tickles his pet red bird whose chirping with laughter)

Honey Cockatoo: Ahem! Excuse me?
Dirk Dassie: Oh! Hello! What can I do for you?
Honey Cockatoo: Can I please have this collar... (gives a collar to Dirk Dassie) ...and this pet bowl for Ralph? (gives a pet bowl to Dirk Dassie)
Dirk Dassie: (looks at the supplies and thinks) Hmm...

(we cut to outside Evergreen Pet Store; the Cockatoo family exits the Evergreen Pet Store)

Honey Cockatoo: Wow! That's the most beautiful raccoon collar and the pet bowl I ever saw in my life!

(Honey tries to wrap the collar around Ralph's neck, but he can't)

Honey Cockatoo: I can't do it! Mom, can you please help me?
Mother Cockatoo: Sure, I can help you out.

(Honey gives Mother Cockatoo a collar and she wraps it around Ralph's neck)

Mother Cockatoo: There.

Honey Cockatoo: (lying on his bed) Who am I, Ralph? I'm only just a kid.

(an owl hooting sound is heard)

Honey Cockatoo: Did you hear that, Ralph?

(Ralph Raccoon nods)

Honey Cockatoo: Could be an owl.

(Ralph Raccoon looks at Poe de Spell who is sleeping on the front porch)

Ralph Raccoon: (angrily) What are you looking at?

(Poe de Spell opens his eyes, yawns, smacks his lips, and looks at Ralph who is getting angry)

Ralph Raccoon: (angrily) I said, what are you looking at?
Poe de Spell: (caws)
Ralph Raccoon: (angrily) Get outta here! Fly away, I say! Fly away!! (waves his arms while snarling at Poe de Spell who flies away and caws; Ralph crosses his arms and sighs angrily) Man! I have nothing to do.

Ralph Raccoon (voiceover): I get to be a captain of the boat... a pilot who flies a plane... a train conductor... a superhero who saves the day... a firefighter... a police officer... a trolley conductor... or a...
Honey Cockatoo (voiceover): Hey, Ralph! Are you asleep or something?

(Honey Cockatoo hums a tune as he scoops some dog food out of the bag with a plastic scooper and pours some dog food in the large dog bowl)

Father Cockatoo: (offscreen; calling) Son! It's time for dinner!
Honey Cockatoo: Coming, Dad! (runs off to the dining room)

(Fido comes up to the dog bowl of dog food and smells it; we cut to Honey Cockatoo sitting down on the chair in the dining room)

Honey Cockatoo: Mom? Dad? Uncle? Did you know that the Pilgrims were having their first Thanksgiving feast in Plymouth, Massachusetts?
Father Cockatoo: Yes. As a matter of fact, I do, son.
Mother Cockatoo: (unseen): Me too.
Uncle Cockatoo: And me three.
Honey Cockatoo: So what happened?
Mother Cockatoo (unseen): Well, in the year 1621, the pilgrims held their first Thanksgiving feast.
Uncle Cockatoo: They invited the great Indian chief Massasoit who brought 90 of his brave Indians and a great abundance of food.
Honey Cockatoo: But then, who were the honored guests?
Father Cockatoo: Well, son, Governor William Bradford and Captain Miles Standish were honored guests. Elder William Brewster, who was a minister, said a prayer that went something like this: ...uh, son? Could you please hold my hand?

(Honey Cockatoo hold Father Cockatoo's hand; Father Cockatoo holds Mother Cockatoo's hand; Mother Cockatoo holds Uncle Cockatoo's hand; they all bow down their heads and close their eyes)

Father Cockatoo: "We thank God for our homes and our food and our safety in a new land. We thank God for the opportunity to create a new world for freedom and justice." Amen.
Mother Cockatoo (unseen), Uncle Cockatoo and Honey Cockatoo: Amen.

(The Cockatoo family begins to eat their Thanksgiving dinner)

Honey Cockatoo: Uh, Dad? What about Cyril and the Pigs?
Father Cockatoo: Well, they're having a Thanksgiving dinner, too, son.
Honey Cockatoo: Oh yeah.

Cyril Sneer: Bless us, O Lord, and these, Thy gifts, which we are about to receive from Thy bounty. Through Christ, our Lord. Amen.
Cedric Sneer: Amen.
Sid Leech: Amen.

(Cyril Sneer and Sid Leech start eating their Thanksgiving dinner except for Cedric)

Cedric Sneer: Uh, Pop? Can I feed Snag?
Cyril Sneer: Help yourself, son.

(Cedric gets out of the chair and picks up the steak with a fork, walks up to Snag and puts down steak on Snag's pet bowl; Snag licks his lips and then eats some steak)

(Suey-Ellen Pig cuts up pieces of turkey and puts in Swift's pet bowl as she hums a tune)

Suey-Ellen Pig: Come here, foxy boy! Dinner's ready!

(Swift the Fox opens his eyes, gets up, smells the turkey, walks up to Suey-Ellen Pig and whimpers)

Suey-Ellen Pig: Not now, foxy boy. You have to wait for dinner.

Pig One: Mom?
Suey-Ellen Pig: Yes, Lloyd?
Pig One: Can I play tricks on that fox kid with a drumstick?
Suey-Ellen Pig: Hmm... (looks at Foxy #1 who's sleeping and then at Pig One) Very well. You can try.
Pig One: Oh, all right. If I have to... (gets out of the chair and walks up to Foxy #1) Foxy! Oh, Foxy! (Vic wakes up and runs up to Pig One) I'm gonna teach you some tricks when I can give you... (holds up the drumstick) ...this!
Foxy #1: (pants)
Pig One: Do you want it? Huh? Do you want it?
Foxy #1: (barks; pants)
Pig One: Okay now, sit.

(Foxy #1 sits)

Pig One: Lie down.

(Foxy #1 lies down)

Pig One: Roll over.

(Foxy #1 rolls over)

Pig One: Now catch this!

(Pig One throws a drumstick; Foxy #1 jumps up and catches the drumstick in his mouth)

Pig One: (comes up to Foxy #1 and pets him) Good boy!
Suey-Ellen Pig: Lloyd! Back to dinner!
Pig One: I'm coming, Mom! I'm coming!

(Honey Cockatoo gives Ralph a new red scarf)

Honey Cockatoo: Here's your present, Ralph. It's your new red scarf!
Father Cockatoo: (shakes his finger) Ah-ah-ah, not yet, my son. It's only a few days until Christmas.
Honey Cockatoo: Oh, all right, Dad.

Pastor (unseen): And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed. And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria. And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city. And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; because he was of the house and lineage of David. To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child. And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered. And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.
Honey Cockatoo: Mom? Dad? What happened to Bert, Ralph, and Melissa?
Mother Cockatoo (unseen): Shh!
Father Cockatoo: (whispers) Be quiet, son. The pastor is still speaking.
Honey Cockatoo: (whispers) Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Dad.
Pastor (unseen): And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

Mother Cockatoo (unseen): There. That wasn't too bad, was it?
Honey Cockatoo: No. But, Dad, what happened to Bert, Ralph, and Melissa?
Father Cockatoo: Well, son, they have to find the perfect tree.

Gosalyn Mallard: Well, I'll teach you a lesson, mad 'coon!

Drake Mallard: Now you need to practice some piano before you go straight up to bed.
Gosalyn Mallard: All right, Daddy, all right.

(Gosalyn puts down the plate of sandwich)

Gosalyn Mallard: Here, kitty. You're getting hungry. (pets Furrball) I gotta practice now, kitty.

(Gosalyn walks away; Furrball licks his lips ready to eat his sandwich; we cut to Gosalyn Mallard starts playing the second movement of Piano Sonata No. 8 in C minor, Op. 13 "Pathetique" by Ludwig van Beethoven on the piano)

Ralph Raccoon: Melissa!
Melissa Raccoon: (gasps)
Ralph Raccoon: I have it! It's a Valentine's Day card for you!
Melissa Raccoon: For me? Oh, thank you, Ralph! (kisses Ralph's cheek)

Honey Cockatoo: Ralph! I've got a present for you. (whips out a new white scarf) Happy Valentine's Day! (gives it to Ralph) Go ahead. Try it on.

Honey Cockatoo: Aha! I found an Easter egg! And another one, and another one, and another one...

(Melissa and Bert look out the window at the Gearloose family and Ralph finding Easter eggs)

Melissa Raccoon: (to Bert) I hope they're finding Easter eggs, soon.

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Changes: Ralph: A Memoir of a Better Era/Quotes

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+*Teen Mr. Willow: Hi, Mr. Sneer.
-*WWII Radio Announcer: We interrupt this broadcast for a news bulletin. Pearl Harbor is under attack.
+*Young Cyril: (trips and falls in the lake) Whoa! (looks up at Teen Mr. Willow) Oh, hi, Mr. Willow!
-*Young Adult Gertie: Oh, no!
 <hr width="75%"/>
+*WWII Radio Announcer: We interrupt this broadcast for a special report. Pearl Harbor is under attack.
-*Young Adult Rocky: I can't control this thing!
+*Young Adult Gertie: Oh, no!
 <hr width="75%"/>
-*Pig Soldier: (sees the plane coming towards the pig soldiers) Look out!
+*Teen Launchpad: Rocky! Where have you been?
-<hr width="75%"/>
-*Young Adult Gertie: You're my hero, Rocky!
 <hr width="75%"/>
+*Teen Launchpad: (puts down the plate of a peanut butter sandwich) Dinner is served, Rocky!
-*Young Adult Rocky: Goodbye, Gertie, my love. And you too, our beloved sweet little baby. (tickles Young Adult Gertie's baby raccoon kit) Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle!
+(Teen Launchpad winks at Rocky and leaves; Rocky winks back and then eats peanut butter sandwiches)<hr width="75%"/>(At bedtime, Birdie and Ripcord McQuack tuck Teen Launchpad into bed)
-(Young Adult Gertie's baby raccoon kit laughs)
-<hr width="75%"/>
-*Young Cyril: Oh, hi, Mr. Willow!
-<hr width="75%"/>
-*Teen Launchpad: Rocky, where have you been?
-<hr width="75%"/>(At dinnertime, Teen Launchpad gets some peanut butter and slices of bread out of the cupboard. Teen Launchpad spreads the peanut butter on slices of bread puts the pieces of bread together, and puts them in a pet bowl)
-*Birdie McQuack (offscreen): Honey! It's time for dinner!
-*Teen Launchpad: I'll be right there, Mom!
-(Teen Launchpad puts down the pet bowl of peanut butter sandwiches)
-*Teen Launchpad: (puts his arms on his hips) Dinner is served.
-(Teen Launchpad walks away; Rocky Raccoon licks his lips and eats some peanut butter sandwiches)
-<hr width="75%"/>
-*Geegaw Hackwrench: Psst. Over here.
-<hr width="75%"/>(At bedtime, Birdie and Ripcord McQuack tuck Teen Launchpad into bed)
 * Birdie McQuack: Good night, dear. (kisses Teen Launchpad) Sweet dreams.
 * Teen Launchpad: Good night, Mom.
 * Ripcord McQuack: (hugging Teen Launchpad) Good night, son.
 * Teen Launchpad: Good night, Dad.
-(Rocky jumps on the bed. Teen Launchpad pets him)
+(Adult Rocky Raccoon jumps on the bed. Teen Launchpad pets him)
 * Teen Launchpad: Good night, Rocky.
-* Rocky Raccoon: (chitters)
+* Adult Rocky Raccoon: (chitters)
-(Birdie turns off the light; she and Ripcord McQuack leaves the bedroom; Teen Launchpad and Rocky Raccoon fall asleep)
+(Birdie turns off the light; she and Ripcord McQuack leaves the bedroom; Teen Launchpad and Adult Rocky Raccoon fall asleep)
 <hr width="75%"/>(Young Bert and Young Cedric fishing on the Evergreen Lake)
@@ Line 45: / Line 27: @@
 * Young Cedric: Oh yes, it is.
-<hr width="75%"/>
+<hr width="75%"/>(Aunt Gertie drives her motorcycle, Bessie, up to meet Ralph)
-*Young Bert: I can't go anywhere without my pet lizard, Mom!
-*Beth Raccoon (unseen): That's okay, Bert. You can keep him.
+* Young Ralph: Huh? Aunt Gertie? Uh... can you please take me to school?
-<hr width="75%"/>(George Raccoon, Baby Bentley, and Young Lisa Raccoon laughing)
-* Young Lisa Raccoon: Great story, Daddy!
+(Aunt Gertie points her motorcycle, Bessie)
-<hr width="75%"/>
+*Aunt Gertie: Get in the motorcycle, now.
-* Nicole Raccoon: (laughs) Oh, my sweet little son!
-* Baby Bentley: (laughs)
+(Young Ralph gets in the motorcycle; Aunt Gertie starts the engine and they're off)
-<hr width="75%"/>
-*Gyro Gearloose: (sadly) Goodbye, Schaeffer. We'll miss you.
-*Newton Gearloose: Where is he going to, uncle?
-*Gyro Gearloose: I think he's going to the house of Chief Forest Ranger Dan.
-*Newton Gearloose: We're going to need a new dog instead.
 <hr width="75%"/>
+* Miss Primrose: Good morning, class.
-* Swift the Fox: (growls)
+* Students: Good morning, Miss Primrose.
-* Young Ralph: Uh... heh-heh. Nice foxy, nice foxy.
+*Miss Primrose: Does anybody want to play hide and seek?
+*Students: Yes, Miss Primrose.
+*Miss Primrose: Okay. You hide somewhere else, I'll close my eyes and count to ten. And then I'll look somewhere to find you. Okay?
+* Students: Okay, Miss Primrose.
+(The students hide somewhere else while Miss Primrose covers her eyes and counts to ten)
+* Miss Primrose: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. (opens her eyes) Hmm. Now, where could they be?
+(Miss Primrose looks everywhere in the classroom)<hr width="75%"/>
+* Young Bert: Here's an apple, Miss Primrose.
+* Miss Primrose: Oh, thank you, Bert!
 <hr width="75%"/>
+* Little Bentley: I'm home, Daddy! (jumps out of the bus and hugs George)
+<hr width="75%"/>(Little Bentley opens the present reveals his new computer)
+* Little Bentley: Wow! Look at that! A new computer!
+* Bentley's computer: Happy birthday, son!
+* Little Bentley: This is great! (hugs Nicole and George) Thanks, Mommy. Thanks, Daddy.
+* Nicole and George Raccoon: You're welcome, son.
+(Uncle Cockatoo looks through the window and sniffs sadly)
+<hr width="75%" />
+*Swift the Fox: (growls)
+*Teen Ralph: N-n-n-nice foxy.
+<hr width="75%" />
 *Suey-Ellen Pig: Come on, foxy boy. Let's go home.
-*Swift the Fox: (whining)
+*Swift the Fox: (whimpers)
 (Suey-Ellen and Swift leave to go to the Pigs' house)
-*Young Ralph: (pants) Whew! That... was... close.
+*Teen Ralph: (pants) Whew! That... was... close.
-<hr width="75%"/>
-*Gosalyn Mallard: (singing) Cheater, cheater, look at that cheater! (laughs)
-*Newton Gearloose: Oh, shut up!
-<hr width="75%"/>(Newton Gearloose arrives at the Gearloose family household)
+<hr width="75%" />(The McQuack family sadly standing by the tombstone of Rocky Raccoon at the Evergreen Graveyard)
-* Newton Gearloose: I'm home, uncle!
-* Gyro Gearloose: My nephew's here. I must talk you to later. Okay, bye. (hangs up the phone)
-* Newton Gearloose: Is the raccoon here? Can I take care of him? Where is it?
-* Gyro Gearloose: It's under the table, nephew. Happy birthday.
-* Newton Gearloose: Oh, uncle, but it's not my birthday.
-* Gyro Gearloose: Just open the present.
-(Newton sees the present under the table, picks it up, and places it on the floor. Newton opens the present and then sees the sad-looking Ralph who had lost his parents, his uncle, and his scarf. Newton picks up the sad-looking Ralph.)
-* Newton Gearloose: What's this?
-* Gyro Gearloose: It's the raccoon you wanted.
-* Newton Gearloose: Oh... yeah... but... where are his parents?
-* Gyro Gearloose: His parents were dead.
-* Newton Gearloose: And what about his uncle?
-* Gyro Gearloose: He's dead, too.
-* Newton Gearloose: And his white scarf?
-* Gyro Gearloose: The fox just ripped it.
-* Newton Gearloose: (gasps) That's terrible!
-* Gyro Gearloose: Don't worry. Why don't you feed him to make him feel better?
-* Newton Gearloose: Yeah, sure...
-<hr width="75%"/>(The McQuack family sadly standing by the tombstone of Rocky Raccoon at the Evergreen Graveyard)
 *Launchpad McQuack: (sadly) Oh, Rocky... I love you. (places the flower down behind the tombstone)
-*Loopey McQuack: (sadly) Oh, Mom, wasn't he... dead?
+*Loopey McQuack: (sadly) Mom, wasn't he... dead?
-*Birdie McQuack: Don't worry. (pats Launchpad and Loopey McQuack on their shoulders) Everything's going to be alright.
+*Birdie McQuack: Don't worry. (pats Launchpad and Loopey McQuack on their shoulders) Why don't you two get another pet instead?
-*Launchpad and Loopey McQuack: Yeah, Mom.
+*Launchpad McQuack: Maybe an albatross?
+*Loopey McQuack: Yeah! That's a good idea!
-*Ripcord McQuack: Well, I think maybe we should just go home. Let's go.
-*Launchpad and Loopey McQuack: Okay, Dad.
-(The McQuack family leaves the cemetery)
-<hr width="75%"/>(Newton feeds Young Ralph a bottle of milk)
+<hr width="75%" />
-* Newton Gearloose: This is my best present ever, uncle!
-* Gyro Gearloose: Well, what do you call him?
-* Newton Gearloose: I'm going to call him Ralph.
+*Gosalyn Mallard: (singing) Cheater, cheater, look at that cheater! (laughs)
-<hr width="75%"/>
+*Honey Cockatoo: Oh, shut up!
-* Gyro Gearloose: (looking through a magnifying glass) Hmm... very interesting.
-<hr width="75%"/>(Aunt Gertie drives her motorcycle, Bessie, up to meet Ralph)
+<hr width="75%" />(Honey Cockatoo arrives at the house of the Cockatoo family's house)
-* Young Ralph: Who are you?
-* Aunt Gertie: I am Gertie.
-* Young Ralph: Can you please take me to school?
-(Aunt Gertie points her motorcycle, Bessie)
-*Aunt Gertie: Get in.
-(Young Ralph gets in the motorcycle; Aunt Gertie starts the engine; and they're off)
+* Honey Cockatoo: Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad! Hi, Uncle!
-<hr width="75%"/>
+* Father Cockatoo: (on the phone) My son's here. I must talk you to later. Okay, bye. (hangs up the phone)
-* Miss Primrose: Good morning, class.
+* Honey Cockatoo: Is the raccoon here? Can I take care of him? Where is it?
-* Students: Good morning, Miss Primrose.
+* Father Cockatoo: It's under the table, son.
+* Mother Cockatoo: Just open the present.
+(Honey sees the present under the table, picks it up, and places it on the floor. Honey opens the present and then sees Ralph Raccoon who looks quite sad and had lost his parents, his uncle, and his scarf. Honey picks up Ralph Raccoon)
-<hr width="75%"/>
-* Young Bert: Here's an apple, Miss Primrose.
-* Miss Primrose: Oh, thank you, Bert!
+* Honey Cockatoo: What's this?
-<hr width="75%"/>
+* Mother Cockatoo: It's the raccoon you wanted.
-* Little Bentley: I'm home, Daddy! (jumps out of the bus and hugs George)
+* Honey Cockatoo: Oh... yeah... but... where are his parents?
+* Father Cockatoo: His parents were dead.
+* Honey Cockatoo: And what about his uncle?
+* Mother Cockatoo: He's dead, too.
+* Honey Cockatoo: And his white scarf?
+* Uncle Cockatoo: Suey-Ellen's fox just ripped it.
+* Honey Cockatoo: (sadly) Oh... guess I have a little something bigger in mind.
+* Father Cockatoo: Don't worry, son. Why don't you feed him to make him feel better?
+* Honey Cockatoo: Yeah, sure... thanks uncle.
-<hr width="75%"/>
+<hr width="75%" />(Honey feeds Ralph Raccoon a bottle of milk)
-* Little Bentley: Wow! Look at that! A new computer!
+* Honey Cockatoo: This is my best present ever!
-* Bentley's computer: Happy birthday, son!
+* Father Cockatoo: Well, what do you call him?
-* Little Bentley: This is great! (hugs Nicole and George) Thanks, Mommy. Thanks, Daddy.
+* Honey Cockatoo: I'm going to call him Ralph.
-* Nicole and George Raccoon: You're welcome, son.
+* Mother Cockatoo: That's a good name.
-(Gyro Gearloose looks through the window and sniffs sadly)
+<hr width="75%" />
+*Luna: Says who?
+*Ralph Raccoon: Says I, you little fish!
 <hr width="75%"/>
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 *Ralph Raccoon: I do.
 *Pastor (unseen): I pronounce this couple, husband and wife.
-(Ralph and Melissa kiss each other; the congregation applauds)
+(Ralph and Melissa kiss each other; the congregation applauds)<hr width="75%"/>(Ralph comes forward to Melissa and bows)
+* Ralph Raccoon: Will you be my honor to dance with me, Melissa?
-*Aunt Gertie: That's my nephew! (laughs)
-*Bert Raccoon: That's also my friend!
+* Melissa Raccoon: Oh, I would love to, Ralph!
-*Evergreener (offscreen): Shhh!
-*Bert Raccoon: (whispers) Oops! And Melissa too.
-<hr width="75%"/>(Ralph comes forward to Melissa and bows)
-* Ralph Raccoon: Will you be my honor to dance, Melissa?
-* Melissa Raccoon: Oh, I'd love to, Ralph!
 (Melissa curtsies; she and Ralph starts dancing a waltz)
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+*Dirk Dassie: Aw, what a pretty bird you are!
-*Newton Gearloose: Excuse me, sir. Can I please have this collar... (gives a collar to Dirk Dassie) ...and this pet bowl for Ralph... (gives a pet bowl to Dirk Dassie) ...so I can take care of him?
+(Dirk Dassie tickles his pet red bird whose chirping with laughter)
+* Honey Cockatoo: Ahem! Excuse me?
+* Dirk Dassie: Oh! Hello! What can I do for you?
+* Honey Cockatoo: Can I please have this collar... (gives a collar to Dirk Dassie) ...and this pet bowl for Ralph? (gives a pet bowl to Dirk Dassie)
 *Dirk Dassie: (looks at the supplies and thinks) Hmm...
-(we cut to outside Evergreen Pet Store; Gyro and Newton Gearloose exits the Evergreen Pet Store)
+(we cut to outside Evergreen Pet Store; the Cockatoo family exits the Evergreen Pet Store)
-* Newton Gearloose: Wow! That's the most beautiful raccoon collar I ever saw in my life! And this pet bowl?
+*Honey Cockatoo: Wow! That's the most beautiful raccoon collar and the pet bowl I ever saw in my life!
-<hr width="75%"/>(Newton tries to wrap the collar around Ralph's neck, but he can't)
+<hr width="75%"/>(Honey tries to wrap the collar around Ralph's neck, but he can't)
-*Newton Gearloose: I can't do it! Uncle, can you please help me?
+*Honey Cockatoo: I can't do it! Mom, can you please help me?
-*Gyro Gearloose: Sure, I can help you out.
+*Mother Cockatoo: Sure, I can help you out.
-(Newton gives Gyro a collar and he wraps it around Ralph's neck)
+(Honey gives Mother Cockatoo a collar and she wraps it around Ralph's neck)
-*Gyro Gearloose: This collar is a nice fit!
+*Mother Cockatoo: There.
-*Newton Gearloose: (hugs Gyro) Thanks, uncle!
-*Gyro Gearloose: You're welcome, nephew.
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-*Newton Gearloose: (lying on his bed) Who am I, Ralph? I'm only just a kid. And a cockatoo.
+*Honey Cockatoo: (lying on his bed) Who am I, Ralph? I'm only just a kid.
 <hr width="75%"/>(an owl hooting sound is heard)
-* Newton Gearloose: Did you hear that, Ralph?
+*Honey Cockatoo: Did you hear that, Ralph?
 (Ralph Raccoon nods)
-* Newton Gearloose: Could be an owl.
+*Honey Cockatoo: Could be an owl.
+<hr width="75%"/>(Ralph Raccoon looks at Poe de Spell who is sleeping on the front porch)
-<hr width="75%"/>
-* Gyro Gearloose: (opens the bedroom door) Good morning, nephew! Good morning, 'coon! Rise and shine! It's milking time! Breakfast is ready! (closes the bedroom door and runs down the stairs)
-* Newton Gearloose: (wakes up) Oh boy, oh boy, another perfect day! (puts on his glasses and his propeller hat; comes up to Ralph who is sleeping on the bed and taps him) Come on, Ralphie-boy! Let's have some breakfast!
-<hr width="75%"/>(Ralph's stomach growls)
-* Ralph Raccoon: (gasps) Oh, no! My stomach clock just went off! It's suppertime, and... (picks up his empty pet bowl) ...and someone has forgotten to feed me! (sighs) What am I going to do?
-(Newton Gearloose knocks the door and opens it)
-* Newton Gearloose: Don't worry, Ralph. I'll feed you as soon as you get inside when it's time to say grace.
-* Mrs. Gearloose (offscreen): (calling) Honey! Dinner's almost ready!
-* Newton Gearloose: Coming, Mom! (closes the door)
-*Ralph Raccoon: (growls angrily; kicks his empty pet bowl) Hiyah! (crosses his arms; sighs angrily) ''Now'' what am I going to do? (sits down on the steps) I'm going to be starved to death.
-(Ralph Raccoon looks at Poe de Spell who is sleeping on the front porch)
 *Ralph Raccoon: (angrily) What are you looking at?
 (Poe de Spell opens his eyes, yawns, smacks his lips, and looks at Ralph who is getting angry)
 *Ralph Raccoon: (angrily) I said, what are you looking at?
 *Poe de Spell: (caws)
-*Ralph Raccoon: (angrily) Get outta here! Fly away! And don't come back! I said get outta here!! (waves his arms while snarling at Poe de Spell who flies away and caws; Ralph crosses his arms and sighs angrily) Man! I have nothing to do.
+*Ralph Raccoon: (angrily) Get outta here! Fly away, I say! Fly away!! (waves his arms while snarling at Poe de Spell who flies away and caws; Ralph crosses his arms and sighs angrily) Man! I have nothing to do.
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-*Ralph Raccoon (voiceover): I get to be a captain of the boat... a train conductor... a pilot who flies a plane... a superhero who saves the day... a firefighter... a police officer... a trolley conductor... or a...
+*Ralph Raccoon (voiceover): I get to be a captain of the boat... a pilot who flies a plane... a train conductor... a superhero who saves the day... a firefighter... a police officer... a trolley conductor... or a...
-*Newton Gearloose (voiceover): Hey, Ralph! Are you asleep or something?
+*Honey Cockatoo (voiceover): Hey, Ralph! Are you asleep or something?
+<hr width="75%"/>(Honey Cockatoo hums a tune as he scoops some dog food out of the bag with a plastic scooper and pours some dog food in the large dog bowl)
-<hr width="75%"/>
+* Father Cockatoo: (offscreen; calling) Son! It's time for dinner!
-*Newton Gearloose: (puts Ralph in the high chair) There you go. (pats Ralph) You stay right here, okay? (Ralph chitters) I'll feed my dog as soon as the feast starts.
+* Honey Cockatoo: Coming, Dad! (runs off to the dining room)
-<hr width="75%"/>(Newton Gearloose hums a tune as he scoops some dog food out of the bag with a plastic scooper and pours some dog food in the large dog bowl)
+(Fido comes up to the dog bowl of dog food and smells it; we cut to Honey Cockatoo sitting down on the chair in the dining room)
+*Honey Cockatoo: Mom? Dad? Uncle? Did you know that the Pilgrims were having their first Thanksgiving feast in Plymouth, Massachusetts?
-* Mr. Gearloose: (offscreen; calling) Son! Time for dinner!
+*Father Cockatoo: Yes. As a matter of fact, I do, son.
-* Newton Gearloose: Coming, Dad! (runs off to the dining room)
+*Mother Cockatoo: (unseen): Me too.
-(Fido walks up to the dog bowl of dog food and smells it; we cut to Newton Gearloose sitting down on the chair in the dining room)
+*Uncle Cockatoo: And me three.
-* Newton Gearloose: Dad? Did you know that the Pilgrims were having their first Thanksgiving feast in Plymouth, Massachusetts?
+*Honey Cockatoo: So what happened?
-*Mr. Gearloose: Yes. As a matter of fact, I do, son. How about you, honey?
+*Mother Cockatoo (unseen): Well, in the year 1621, the pilgrims held their first Thanksgiving feast.
-*Mrs. Gearloose (unseen): Of course I do, dear.
+*Uncle Cockatoo: They invited the great Indian chief Massasoit who brought 90 of his brave Indians and a great abundance of food.
-*Gyro Gearloose: And I do too.
+*Honey Cockatoo: But then, who were the honored guests?
-*Newton Gearloose: So what happened?
+*Father Cockatoo: Well, son, Governor William Bradford and Captain Miles Standish were honored guests. Elder William Brewster, who was a minister, said a prayer that went something like this: ...uh, son? Could you please hold my hand?
-*Mr. Gearloose: Well, in the year 1621, the pilgrims held their first Thanksgiving feast. They invited the great Indian chief Massasoit who brought 90 of his brave Indians and a great abundance of food.
+(Honey Cockatoo hold Father Cockatoo's hand; Father Cockatoo holds Mother Cockatoo's hand; Mother Cockatoo holds Uncle Cockatoo's hand; they all bow down their heads and close their eyes)
-*Newton Gearloose: But then, who were the honored guests?
+*Father Cockatoo: "We thank God for our homes and our food and our safety in a new land. We thank God for the opportunity to create a new world for freedom and justice." Amen.
-*Mr. Gearloose: Governor William Bradford and Captain Miles Standish were honored guests. Elder William Brewster, who was a minister, said a prayer that went something like this: ...uh, son? Could you please hold my hand?
+*Mother Cockatoo (unseen), Uncle Cockatoo and Honey Cockatoo: Amen.
-(Newton holds Mr. Gearloose's hand; Mr. Gearloose holds Mrs. Gearloose's hand; Mrs. Gearloose holds Gyro's hand; they all bow their heads and close their eyes)
+(The Cockatoo family begins to eat their Thanksgiving dinner)
-*Mr. Gearloose: "We thank God for our homes and our food and our safety in a new land. We thank God for the opportunity to create a new world for freedom and justice."
+*Honey Cockatoo: Uh, Dad? What about Cyril and the Pigs?
-*Mr. Gearloose, Mrs. Gearloose, Newton Gearloose, Gyro Gearloose: Amen.
-(Mr. and Mrs. Gearloose, and Gyro Gearloose begins to eat their Thanksgiving dinner; except for Newton Gearloose)
+*Father Cockatoo: Well, they're having a Thanksgiving dinner, too, son.
+*Honey Cockatoo: Oh yeah.
-*Gyro Gearloose: (notices his nephew) What's wrong?
-*Newton Gearloose: Uh, Dad? But what happened to Cyril and the Pigs?
-*Mr. Gearloose: Well, they're having a Thanksgiving dinner, too, son.
-*Newton Gearloose: Oh yeah.
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 *Sid Leech: Amen.
 (Cyril Sneer and Sid Leech start eating their Thanksgiving dinner except for Cedric)
-*Cedric Sneer: Uh, Pop? Can I feed Snag? He looks kinda hungry.
+*Cedric Sneer: Uh, Pop? Can I feed Snag?
+*Cyril Sneer: Help yourself, son.
-(Snag's stomach growls)
-*Cyril Sneer: Heh-heh-heh! He's getting hungrier than ever! But yes, son, you can feed him some steak.
+(Cedric gets out of the chair and picks up the steak with a fork, walks up to Snag and puts down steak on Snag's pet bowl; Snag licks his lips and then eats some steak)
-*Cedric Sneer: Great!
-(Cedric gets out of the chair and picks up the steak with a fork)
-*Cedric Sneer: (walks up to Snag and puts down steak on Snag's pet bowl) Here you are, Snag.
-(Snag licks his lips and then eats some steak)
 <hr width="75%"/>(Suey-Ellen Pig cuts up pieces of turkey and puts in Swift's pet bowl as she hums a tune)
 * Suey-Ellen Pig: Come here, foxy boy! Dinner's ready!
-(Swift the Fox opens his eyes, gets up, smells the turkey, and walks up to Suey-Ellen Pig)
+(Swift the Fox opens his eyes, gets up, smells the turkey, walks up to Suey-Ellen Pig and whimpers)
 * Suey-Ellen Pig: Not now, foxy boy. You have to wait for dinner.
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 * Pig One: Mom?
 * Suey-Ellen Pig: Yes, Lloyd?
-* Pig One: Can I play tricks on that foxy boy with a drumstick?
+* Pig One: Can I play tricks on that fox kid with a drumstick?
-* Suey-Ellen Pig: Hmm... (looks at Vic who's sleeping and then at Pig One) Very well.
+* Suey-Ellen Pig: Hmm... (looks at Foxy #1 who's sleeping and then at Pig One) Very well. You can try.
-* Pig One: Oh, all right. If I have to... (gets out of the chair and walks up to Vic) Foxy boy! Oh, foxy boy! I'm gonna teach you some tricks when I can give you... (holds up the turkey drumstick) ...this!
+* Pig One: Oh, all right. If I have to... (gets out of the chair and walks up to Foxy #1) Foxy! Oh, Foxy! (Vic wakes up and runs up to Pig One) I'm gonna teach you some tricks when I can give you... (holds up the drumstick) ...this!
-*Vic: (pants)
+*Foxy #1: (pants)
 *Pig One: Do you want it? Huh? Do you want it?
-*Vic: (barks; pants)
+*Foxy #1: (barks; pants)
 * Pig One: Okay now, sit.
-(Vic sits)
+(Foxy #1 sits)
 * Pig One: Lie down.
-(Vic lies down)
+(Foxy #1 lies down)
 * Pig One: Roll over.
-(Vic rolls over)
+(Foxy #1 rolls over)
 * Pig One: Now catch this!
-(Pig Three throws a turkey drumstick; Vic catches the turkey drumstick and puts down on Vic's pet bowl)
-* Pig One: (comes up to Vic and pets him) Good boy!
+(Pig One throws a drumstick; Foxy #1 jumps up and catches the drumstick in his mouth)
+* Pig One: (comes up to Foxy #1 and pets him) Good boy!
-(Vic licks Pig One's face)
-* Pig One: (laughs) Okay, okay, I got that!
 * Suey-Ellen Pig: Lloyd! Back to dinner!
-*Pig One: Coming, Mom! I'm coming! (to Vic) Now, foxy boy, you stay here.
+*Pig One: I'm coming, Mom! I'm coming!
-<hr width="75%"/>(Newton Gearloose gives Ralph a new red scarf)
+<hr width="75%"/>(Honey Cockatoo gives Ralph a new red scarf)
-*Newton Gearloose: Here's your present, Ralph. It's your new red scarf!
+*Honey Cockatoo: Here's your present, Ralph. It's your new red scarf!
-*Gyro Gearloose: (shakes his finger) Ah ah ah, not yet, my nephew. We have to wait until Christmas Day.
+*Father Cockatoo: (shakes his finger) Ah-ah-ah, not yet, my son. It's only a few days until Christmas.
-*Newton Gearloose: Oh, all right, uncle.
+*Honey Cockatoo: Oh, all right, Dad.
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 *Pastor (unseen): And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed. And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria. And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city. And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; because he was of the house and lineage of David. To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child. And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered. And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.
-*Newton Gearloose: Mom? Dad? What happened to Bert, Ralph, and Melissa?
+*Honey Cockatoo: Mom? Dad? What happened to Bert, Ralph, and Melissa?
-*Mrs. Gearloose (unseen): Shh!
+*Mother Cockatoo (unseen): Shh!
-*Mr. Gearloose: (whispers) Be quiet, son. The pastor is still speaking.
+*Father Cockatoo: (whispers) Be quiet, son. The pastor is still speaking.
-*Newton Gearloose: (whispers) Oh. Sorry.
+*Honey Cockatoo: (whispers) Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Dad.
 *Pastor (unseen): And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.
 <hr width="75%"/>
-*Mrs. Gearloose (unseen): There. That wasn't too bad, was it?
+*Mother Cockatoo (unseen): There. That wasn't too bad, was it?
-*Newton Gearloose: No. But, what happened to Bert, Ralph, and Melissa?
+*Honey Cockatoo: No. But, Dad, what happened to Bert, Ralph, and Melissa?
-*Mr. Gearloose: Well, son, they had to find the perfect tree.
+*Father Cockatoo: Well, son, they have to find the perfect tree.
-<hr width="75%"/>(Ralph makes a pawstand to look through the window of Gearloose's household)
-*Ralph Raccoon: I wonder what the family are up to this time?
-(Inside the Gearloose household, Mr. Gearloose, Mrs. Gearloose (who is unseen), Gyro Gearloose, and Newton Gearloose are giving and opening presents)
-*Newton Gearloose: (opens the present) Oh boy! My new tools!
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-* Gosalyn Mallard: I'll teach you a lesson, mad 'coon!
+* Gosalyn Mallard: Well, I'll teach you a lesson, mad 'coon!
 <hr width="75%"/>
-* Drake Mallard: Now you need to practice some piano, before...
+* Drake Mallard: Now you need to practice some piano before you go straight up to bed.
 * Gosalyn Mallard: All right, Daddy, all right.
 (Gosalyn puts down the plate of sandwich)
 * Gosalyn Mallard: Here, kitty. You're getting hungry. (pets Furrball) I gotta practice now, kitty.
-(Gosalyn walks away; Furrball licks his lips ready to eat his sandwich; cuts to Gosalyn Mallard starts playing the second movement of Piano Sonata No. 8 in C minor, Op. 13 "Pathetique" by Ludwig van Beethoven on the piano)
+(Gosalyn walks away; Furrball licks his lips ready to eat his sandwich; we cut to Gosalyn Mallard starts playing the second movement of Piano Sonata No. 8 in C minor, Op. 13 "Pathetique" by Ludwig van Beethoven on the piano)
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+*Honey Cockatoo: Ralph! I've got a present for you. (whips out a new white scarf) Happy Valentine's Day! (gives it to Ralph) Go ahead. Try it on.
-* Newton Gearloose: Aha! I found an Easter egg!
+<hr width="75%"/>
+*Honey Cockatoo: Aha! I found an Easter egg! And another one, and another one, and another one...
+(Melissa and Bert look out the window at the Gearloose family and Ralph finding Easter eggs)
+*Melissa Raccoon: (to Bert) I hope they're finding Easter eggs, soon.
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