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Part 1: Opening Credits

  • (Fade to the city of New York, New York is shown in all its majesty with sound effects, as the opening credits being to roll and opening theme music plays. It pans down into the bustling Times Square as the title appears. It then shifts to a street corner where a box of kittens are being sold to small children.)
  • Boy: Let me have one, please.
  • (One of the kittens is a young tabby kitten named Paul, who is trying hard to be accepted by any of the kids surrounding by the box.)
  • Paul: [Meowing]
  • Girl: [Giggles]
  • [People Chattering]
  • [Meows]
  • [Whimpers]
  • [Meows]
  • [Growling]
  • [Growling Continues, Barking]
  • [Thunderclap]

Part 2: Paul

  • (Shift to: Next day)
  • Man #1: Forty seconds.
  • Man #2: All right. Here we go.
  • [Truck Engine Starts]
  • [Car Horns Honking, Sirens Wailing]
  • [People Chattering]
  • [Rap]
  • Man on radio: (sings) You see the feet walkin' down the street in the fast line, Walkin' on the street Where they goin', Just makin' a move tryin' to survive, Find a way or not to stay alive, Cool cat in a cruel world, knows good from bad, his mind is in a swirl, Got to look out and open your eyes, If you're in a jam, You got to realize, You're in the fast line
  • Chorus on radio: Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
  • Man on radio: In the fast line.
  • Chorus on radio: Wait, wait, wait.
  • Woman: Hi. Sorry I'm late.
  • Man: That's all right.
  • Mother: Come on, sweetheart, we're late. You can play with the kitty some other time, honey. Come on.
  • [Tires Screeching, Horn Honking]
  • [Man Humming]
  • Larry: Hey, 'scusa me.
  • Larry: [Meows]
  • Larry: Don't ya see I'm pushin' somethin' here? Thank you.
  • Paul: [Gasps]
  • [Larry Singing In Italian]
  • [Continues Singing]
  • Larry: Hey, come on, folks! Step right up! Get your hot dogs!
  • [Sniffing]
  • Larry: The best hot dogs in New Yo-ork!
  • [Singing]
  • Larry: That's a Spicy Meatball! Hey, it's a beautiful day, eh? Come on, folks! Step right up! [Whistling]
  • [Sniffing]
  • Larry: (to Paul) Hey. Go on. Get outta here. Shoo! Get outta here. Go on, kitty. Get your sausages. All right, let's go, folks. Step right up. I got the hottest dogs in the Big Apple!

Part 3: Paul Meets Wallace

  • Wallace: Hmm. Psst. Psst. [Kissing] Hiya.
  • Female Cocker Spaniel: [Gasps] Hmph!
  • Wallace: Ooh. La-de-da...
  • Larry: Hey! Hey, get off of me! What's the matter with you? I said get outta here.
  • Wallace: Well, well. Looks like Louie's got a visitor. Could be time for the Dodge to turn this into a total "cat-astrophe."
  • Larry: Hey! Get off me! Hey! Get outta here. Go on! Shoo!
  • Wallace: Ooh, you sure picked the wrong guy to get hot dogs from, kid.
  • Paul: Get away from me!
  • Wallace: Whoa! Chill out, man. I don't eat cats. It's too much fur. I've been watching you, and I think you're in serious need of some professional guidance. Now, what do ya say we team up and change old Larry's mind... about sharing those hot dogs?
  • Larry: I'm not goin' back there again.
  • Wallace: Hey. It'd be a snap, kid. I'm an expert at these things. All you gotta do is learn some moves.
  • Paul: Moves?
  • Wallace: You know. Tempo. Ooo-cha-ba. A rhythm. This city's got a beat. You gotta hook into it. And once you got the beat, you can do anything.
  • Paul: I can?
  • Wallace: Absitively posolutely. The man you see before you is affectionately known as "Old Larry." A well-known enemy of the four-legged world. Our mission, cat, is to liberate those all-beef Kosher Franks, and hightail it outta here. Startin' to feel that rhythm?
  • Paul: Well, uh... (A Jackhammer pounds the pavement.) Yeah! Yeah! I do feel it! When are we gonna get those hot dogs?
  • Wallace: Right... here. Right... now. [Barking]
  • Paul: [Yelping]
  • Larry: Hey! Dog! [Gasps] Hey! Get outta here! Hey!
  • Wallace: [Giggling]
  • Larry: Hey! Hey. Get outta there! Come on, that's hilarious!
  • [Paul Screeching]
  • Larry: [Screaming] I'll get you! [Groans] Get outta here!
  • [Wallace Humming]
  • Paul: [Gasps]
  • Wallace: Hey, you really got that rhythm, kid.
  • Paul: Uh... yeah? We were good, huh? So when are we gonna eat?
  • Wallace: We?
  • Paul: Yeah. I'm starvin'.
  • Wallace: Listen, kid. I hate to break it to ya, but the dynamic duo is now the dynamic uno.
  • Paul: What do ya mean?
  • Wallace: What I mean is, our partnership is herewith dissolved.
  • Paul: But, wait! Wait. You're not being fair!
  • Wallace: Fares are for tourists, kid. Consider it a free lesson in street savoir faire... from New York's coolest quadruped. Check ya later.
  • Paul: Hey, wait! I helped you get those! Half of those are mine!

Part 4: What Should I Do About It?

  • Wallace: Ya want 'em? Come and get 'em. [Howls]
  • Wallace: Uh-huh. But I'm warnin' ya, kid. (begins singing) One minute, I’m in the Cafe! Then I’m down in East Street!
  • Man: (spoken) What the... Hey!
  • Wallace (singing): At the Mexican Store, Ole! Then I hop from car to car! Singing Hoooooooh! I’m a Street Dog with a Golden Heart! Saying Hoooooooh! But I don’t have control over that! What Should I Do About It? Don’t Really Care! You’re just mad cause you’re not trending, cause I got the road flare! What Should I Do About It? Don’t Really Care! You’re just mad cause you’re not trending, cause I got the road flare! The upbeat city rhythm, keeps me on my toes, it’s great to be alive, while singing this jive! What Should I Do About It? Don’t Really Care! You’re just mad cause you’re not trending, cause I got the road flare! What Should I Do About It? Don’t Really Care! You’re just mad cause you’re not trending, cause I got the road flare!
  • Girl Dogs (spoken): Every Day’s Good! Every Day’s Great!
  • Wallace (spoken): When things go well if you’re brave for you! (continues singing) What Should I Do About It? Don’t Really Care! You’re just mad cause you’re not trending, cause I got the road flare! Woo-hoo, Said ooo-ooo, woo-hoo-oo!
  • Paul: Whoa!
  • [Dogs Barking]
  • Wallace: Woo-hoo, hoo-hoo-oo [Blubbering]
  • Female Driver: [Screams]
  • Wallace: Woo-ooo, woo-hoo-oo! Woo-hoo, woo-ooo-oo!
  • Man: Come on. Where you goin'? No! No!
  • Wallace and Chorus: Woo-hoo, woo-hoo-oo! Woo-hoo, woo-ooo-oo!
  • [Horns Honking]
  • [Howling]
  • Wallace and Chorus: Woo-hoo, woo-hoo-oo! Woo-hoo, woo-hoo-oo!
  • [Howling]
  • Wallace and Chorus: Woo-hoo, wooo-hoo-oo! Woo-hoo, Woo-hoo-oo!

Part 5 Ted, Sally, Ernest and Frank

  • (The camera pans diagonally right from the city streets to the city harbor by the Brooklyn Bridge, where the camera zooms in on a condemned area of the harbor. Seagulls caw and ships honk their horns, as the camera lowers down past the piers and shifts to a shot of an old houseboat connected by a suspended gangplank. The camera cuts to the interior of the houseboat, as we see four other dogs; two of them asleep in their makeshift dog houses, a bulldog watching TV, and a chihuahua named Ted dancing to Woodpecker in Space on the radio. He picks up an old, ragged wallet in his teeth and brings it to the loot box.)
  • Ernest: [Snoring as Ted bounces on his nose) Huh?
  • (Ted drops the wallet into the loot box.)
  • Frank: (annoyed, to Ted) Ted! Stop that racket! I'm trying to watch this show. (Ted glares at him.)
  • Macbeth actor: There would have been time for such a word! Oh, tomorrow, tomorrow and tomorrow creeps...
  • Frank: [Mouthing Words] In this petty pace from day to day and all... our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death.
  • Ted: Hey, Frankie, whatcha watchin'? Hey, does he get the girl? I mean, what happens?
  • Frank: Shut up, you little rodent.
  • Ted: Hey, man, this stuff is boring, man. Come on, let's watch some boxing. I wanna see some action [Laughing] Hey, Frankie, ¿Que paso? You're getting slow, man. [Laughs]
  • Frank: My name is Frank. Not Fred. Not Felix Not Francis. Frank.
  • Ted: No kidding, man? Hey, so what did you bring in today, "Frahn-cees"?
  • Frank: It's none of your business, you intrusive little pipsqueak.
  • Einstein: Look what I got.
  • Frank: (sarcastically) Oh, good show, Ernest.. Now, all we need is the court and the net.
  • Erenst: (taking it into consideration) You think this place is big enough?
  • Ted: Hey, come on. What we need is some good quality stuff, man. Check it out.
  • Frank: Oh, shredded leather.
  • Ted: Shredded wha... What you talkin' about, man? That's a primo wallet, man.
  • Frank: Rubbish, you mean.
  • Ted: All right, that does it, Frankie, man! You insulted my pride! That means death!
  • Frank: Behold. The runt of the litter.
  • Sally: Cut it out, you two.
  • Ted: Frankie! Frankie! Arf!
  • Sally: Faggot's not gonna be too happy about this. So, Frank, you got the food, right?
  • Frank: Well, no. I...
  • Sally: Ooh, Frankie.
  • Ted: Frankie!
  • Ernest: Frankie!
  • Sally: It was your turn to get the food today!
  • Ted: It's newspaper burritos again!
  • Wallace: Hey. Whoa. Whoa. Cool it, Wallace fans. I'd like to introduce you to... your dinner. Hot dogs a la carte.
  • Ted: Hot dogs! All right, Wallace, man!
  • Frank: You remain our preeminent benefactor.
  • Ernest: Yeah. And you're okay too.
  • Sally: So, how'd you do it this time, Wallace baby?
  • Wallace: Let me tell you, Sally. It was tough. Only I could have done it.
  • Ted: Did you have to fight, man? Did you fight? How many were there?
  • Wallace: Picture the city: Eighth and Broadway. The crowds hustling, the traffic roaring, the hot dogs are sizzling.
  • Ernest: I love a story with food in it.
  • Wallace: Enter Wallace, one bad puppy. Not just out for himself, but community minded. But he's not the only one out there. Enter the opposition.
  • Sally: [Sighs]
  • Wallace: A greedy, ugly, psychotic monster...
  • Ted: [Gulps]
  • Wallace: With razor-sharp claws, dripping fangs, and nine lives, all of them hungry. He comes at me, eyes burning. I knew my time had come. Suddenly...
  • Paul: [Screeches]
  • Ted: Gang war! Gang war! Watch out! Here comes a gang war!
  • Frank: Take cover!

Part 6: Roger and Duncan

  • Paul: [Grunting]
  • Sally: Well, what is it?
  • Ted: Hey, man, check it out. [Sniffing] Ay, it's a alien!
  • Sally: Cool it, guys. It's just a cat.
  • Ted: OH MY GOD!
  • Frank: Felis domesticus!
  • Sally: How'd you find this place, cat?
  • Paul: I... I... I followed this dog.
  • Ted: HOW COULD YOU LOSE YOUR OWN KITTY, YOU LET HIM DOWN AND YOU LET ME DOWN!
  • Sally: Shut up, Ted!
  • Frank: Why would a cat follow a dog?
  • Ernest: Yeah?
  • Paul: I-I just wanted some of the sausages I helped him get.
  • Ted: ARE YOU STILL LISTENING!! COME ON, LET'S EAT HIM!! HOW COULD YOU NOT DO YOUR CHORES WHEN I SPECIFICALLY ASKED AND WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT!!!
  • Paul: I-I saw him come down. (spots Wallace on the arm chair) Hey! That's... Hey, that's him! O-Over there.
  • All: Hmm? (They all see Wallace watching a baseball game on TV.)
  • Wallace: (noticing Paul) Hey, kitty. What took you so long?
  • Sally: Relax, kid. (She winks her eye at Paul, as Ted, Frank, and Ernest laugh at him.)
  • Ted: Hey, Wallace, razor-sharp claws?
  • Frank: Dripping fangs?
  • Sally: I kind of like those burning eyes.
  • Wallace: Hey, keep it down, guys. The game's on.
  • Ted: Oh, boy, Wallace! Top dog has to get help from a cat! [Giggling]
  • Wallace: Hey, Ted, cool it, man.
  • Ted: Come on. Let's see this big, bad kitty fight in action.
  • Wallace: Hey, Ted, look!
  • (Ted turns his head, allowing Wallace to tackle him, as the two dogs bump into Frank.)
  • Ernest: Hang on, buddy! I'm coming! [He lands right on his friends.]
  • Sally: (disgusted) Oh, what a bunch of overgrown... Oof! (getting hit by Ted and gets angry) All right. That's it. (She leaps into the fray, and all five dogs continue to fight playfully. Paul is frightened by this and hides in the loot box. The fighting continues until they hear the voice of their master.)
  • Faggot: All right, knock it off! (Camera pans right to Faggot) Enough! What's the matter with you guys? (The dogs stop fighting.) Don't you understand? Strikes will be here any minute. [Whimpers] (The camera zooms in a box of dog treats that Faggot has in his hand.) And I don't have... (Wallace, Sally, Ted, Frank, and Ernest charge for their master.) No, no, no, no, no!
  • (The dogs tackle Faggot to the ground, the box of dog treats flying into the air and spilling dog biscuits on the floor. All the dogs paw Faggot with love.)
  • Faggot: [Laughing] No, no. Stop it. No. No. No licking. (Ernest licks Faggot.) What a joke! All right, settle down. (Before the happy reunion can continue, a car horn is heard honking loudly, meaning only one thing.) Strikes!
  • (Strikes' pair of dobermans, Roger and Duncan, take the gangplank leading to Faggot's houseboat.)
  • Faggot: All right, all right. I'm coming! [Whimpering] I'll be right there. You guys, listen: Don't let me down! What do you got? Let's see what you got. (Ted hands Faggot the old wallet from the loot box.) It's worthless! What have you done? Oh, how are we ever going to pay Strikes off with a... a pussycat? (He holds Paul, as he hears the door being pounded open. Roger and Duncan emerge, growling.) Oh. [Nervous Chuckling] Look who's here, kids. Company, nice doggies. (Faggot brings his hand to pet Roscoe, who attempts to chomp Faggot's hand off but misses.) Holy shit! I was just on my way out. If you please. (He leaves to check in with Strikes, leaving his pets at the mercies of Roger and Duncan, chuckling wickedly.)
  • Roger: You guys... miss us?

Part 7: Faggot and Strikes (Part 1)

  • (Cut to: the Docks)
  • Faggot: [Stammering] Mr. Strikes. I, uh... (The camera moves around Strikes' impressive Cadillac, with a hood ornament of his two dobermans and the headlights that turn off with a set of visors.) He's gonna kill me. (The door window slides, as Sykes looks at Faggot offscreen.) Hello. Oh, lovely evening. I was just saying this to your two lovely, purebred Dobermans.
  • Strikes: (brings his hand out) The money, Faggot.
  • Faggot: (hands him the loot) Actually, I've got something much better than money. Some luxury items that should make a considerable dent in my debt to you. (takes interest in the wax treatment on his boss' car) Oh, my! You waxed your car, didn't you? Did they use the buffer on it, because I can see myself.
  • Strikes: (disappointed) Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I don't want your garbage, Faggot! (dumps Faggot's loot into the harbor below)
  • Faggot: (desperate) Oh, please, Strikes! Oh, please. Oh, please.
  • Strikes: (dumps his ash tray on Faggot's shoes) I don't think you grasp... the severity of the situation.
  • Faggot: Oh, no! Oh, no, (grabs onto a rear view mirror) I did grasp it. This is how I grasp. Look. (The mirror breaks off and falls into the harbor.) Holy shit! Accident! Accident! Ooh-hoo-hoo!
  • Strikes: (grabs Faggot into his car window, angrily) Mr. Faggot!
  • Faggot: Sorry.
  • Strikes: Now, I lent you money and I don't see it. Do you know what happens when I don't see my money, Faggot? (He breathes cigar smoke into Faggot's face, causing Faggot to wheeze.) People get hurt. People like you get hurt.
  • Faggot: [Gasps]
  • Strikes: (uses a window button to choke Faggot) Do I make myself... CLEAR?!
  • Faggot: (wheezing) Clear! Perfectly clear!

Part 8: Roger and Duncan Attack Paul/Faggot and Strikes (Part 2)

  • (Cut to: Faggot's houseboat, interior)
  • Roger: Ya know, Sally, I can't figure out why you'd rather hang around a dump like this when you could be living uptown with a class act like myself. (brings his chin to Sally's face)
  • (While Roger flirts with Sally, Duncan is able sniff out Paul's scent.)
  • Frank: Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in a single sentence?
  • Ted: [Laughing] Hey, Frank, get down, brother! (Ted high-fives Frank.) You bad, man.
  • Roger: (threatening) Hey, you got something to say to me, fat ass boy?
  • Frank: [Stammering]
  • Ted: (enraged) Come on, you guys don't scare me! (Ernest holds him back on his tail.) I'll kill you both! Come on, let me at 'em! [Growling]
  • Duncan: (continues sniffing)
  • Roger: (chuckles) Go ahead. Let him go.
  • Ernest: Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
  • Roger: (threatening) Like you, old damn man?!
  • Wallace: (eased) Hey, Roger. Roger, is this us losing our sense of humour?
  • Roger: Nah. I ain't lost my sense of humor! [He destroys the Company's TV set with his feet. Paul opens and closes his eyes in fear.] See? I find that funny. [Chuckles]
  • (Cut to: NYC Docks)
  • Faggot: Oh, please. [Crying] Please. Oh, please!
  • Strikes: (warning Faggot) Three sunrises. Three sunsets. Three days, Faggot.
  • Faggot: Three sunrises. Three sunsets. Three days. Three, three, three. (multiples 3 by 3 with his fingers) That's nine. Nine?
  • Strikes: (correcting) No, Faggot. Three.
  • Faggot: Three?! Oh, you mean, just three days? Oh, my goodness! [Sobbing] Oh, I'm having a bad day!
  • [Strikes blares his horn, sending a panicked Faggot falling into the Hudson river with a splash.]
  • (Cut to: Faggot's houseboat, interior, where Roger listens to his boss' car horn.)
  • Duncan: Hey, hey, Roger! (pulls Paul out on a newspaper strip) Look what I found.
  • Roger: Forget it, Duncan. We gotta go.
  • Duncan: (ignoring Roger) I like cats. I like to eat 'em.
  • (Paul slashes Duncan on the nose with his claws.)
  • Duncan: (growls in pain)
  • (Roger rushes to his friend's aid and corners Paul with Duncan, both dobermans growling. Wallace leaps in to defend his new friend.)
  • Roger: (growling) Get out of my way, Wallace!
  • Duncan: (firm) That's enough, Roger. (gets backed up by Ted, Sally, Frank, and Ernest)
  • (As Roger and Duncan glare at them viciously, they hear the sound of Strikes blowing his car horn.)
  • Sally: Run along, Roger. Your master's calling.
  • (Roger recognizes that Sally's right, as he hears the car horn continuing to blare on.)
  • Roger: Come on, Duncan. (Both Dobermans leave the houseboat.) We ain't finished, Wallace. You guys are gonna pay for this, starting with that cat. I'll be back and before banana splits hits into a ground.
  • Ted: Oh, yeah? You guys don't scare me! Come on and say it to my face! Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! (Both Dobermans exit through the door.) Yeah, those creeps'll think twice before hassling us, man. [Chuckles]
  • Wallace: (to Paul) All right, kid. What'd I tell you guys? OI' Wally can really pick 'em, huh?

Part 9: Paul Meets Faggot

  • (A soaking wet Fagin comes back inside the houseboat, shutting the door behind him.)
  • Faggot: (depressed) Ooh, three days. [Whimpers and then sighs] How am I ever gonna come up with all that money? (He whimpers as the Company looks at him with worried looks on their faces.) What's the use? I'll never get out from under that maniac. [Sighs] My days are numbered..and the number is three. It's hopeless. (Ernest hands Faggot a dog biscuit with his teeth. Faggot slowly chews on the biscuit and swallows it.) Thanks, guys. [Laughing] That reminds me. I saw Duncan's nose. Who did that? (looks at Paul) You? You. [Laughing] That took a lot of guts.
  • Paul: [Purring]
  • Faggot: (cont.) We've never had a cat in the gang before. We can use all the help we can get. [Groaning, Faggot stretches his arms and cracking neck.] Ahhh. All right. It's time for the beddy byes. We've got a big day tomorrow. (Ernest hands Faggot a chapter book.)
  • Dogs: [Whining]
  • Faggot: Aww, no. [Changes his mind, chuckling] Oh, all right. But, just one chapter to me. (flips through the pages) Umm, let's see. [Muttering] Here we are. Here we are. Chapter seven. [Clears Throat] "Dluto stopped and he rolled in a field of wildflowers. The dandelions tickled his nose... 'til he laughed out loud. [Heavy Panting] And then, something caught his eye. It was Boggy the rabbit. Dluto jumped to his feet... and ran toward Boggy, barking loudly." [Weakly] Woof. Woof. Well, you try it sometime.
  • Frank: [Clears Throat] Ruff! R-Ruff!
  • Faggot: Well, that's because you're a dog. "Dluto knew that Boggy would run and that he could chase him over the field. But Dluto would never catch him or hurt him... because Dluto was not that kind of a dog." [Falls asleep, snoring]

Part 10: Bedtime

  • Paul: [Purring next to Wallace]
  • (The camera pans up from the houseboat to the New York skyline, where night changes into the next morning. Cut to: New York City streets, where Faggot is driving through the city on his motor scooter with the Company and Paul on board.)

Part 11: The Streets

  • Faggot: This is the big one. We've got two days to do or die. [Honking] Dodger, you keep an eye on the new kid. (Dodger gives Oliver a noogie.) Show him the ropes. I don't wanna put any undue pressure on you, but... as you march off to do your duty, I want you to keep one thing in mind: [Crash] Dead men do not buy dog food! So, big smiles and get out there... and fetch!
  • (Faggot speeds off to do some pickpocketing work, leaving his pets in the dust.)
  • Wallace: If Mr Strikes don't see some cold, hard cash soon, we are Doberman chow. Come on. (He leads the gang to Columbus Avenue.) We'll start on Columbus Avenue.
  • Paul: What kind of work do we do anyway?
  • Ted: Investment banking, man. [Grunts] Didn't you read about us in the Wall Street Journal?
  • Ted: Really?
  • Frank: Yes. Captains of Industry.
  • Paul: Gosh! Can I be one too?
  • Wallace: Hey. When you got your pals, you got all ya need.
  • Paull: Okay, Wally.
  • Sally: (to Paul) We gotta clean you up, child, and give you some on-the-job training.

Part 12: Town of Gold

  • Sally (singing): Oh Yeah! Now Listen Up, You’ve got A Lot to Learn! And if you don’t Learn, You Don’t Live!
  • Paul: [Yelps]
  • Sally (singing): But If You’re Smart and Always Use Your Head! You will feel the city flow within! Just walk and take a look around! There’s lots in store in town! If you always know to walk the walk! And if you always know to talk the talk! Then you belong, in the town of gold! If you want to be where the action is! And if you want to be where rules don’t exist! Then you belong in the town of gold!
  • Sally (singing): Every boulevard is a miracle mile, You'll take the town and you'll take it with style, If you play it brave and bold, These are town of gold, To live from week to week, You need technique, So you practice everyday, The only rule is, Thou shalt not get caught, Get what you can and then get away, Remember all the places you can hide, Remember we are always on your side, You're gonna see how the best survive, We make an art out of staying alive.
  • Street Dog: [Growling]
  • Company: [Growling]
  • Sally (singing): If you do just as you're told!
  • Street Dog [Yelping]
  • Sally: (singing) These are town of gold!
  • Paul: [Yapping]
  • All: [Laughing]
  • Sally (singing): Every boulevard is a miracle mile, You'll take the town and you'll take it with style, If you play it brave and bold, These are town of gold! When you've got talent, everything is free, Watch how we do things, ooh, I guarantee, You're gonna see how the best survive, We make an art out of staying alive, If you do just as you're told, These are town of gold! Every boulevard is a miracle mile, You'll take the town and you'll take it with style, If you play it brave and bold, These are town of gold!
  • [All Grunting]

Part 13: Limousine Sabotage/Penny

  • Wallace: Hello? What have we here?
  • Ted: All right! A chauffeur shuffle!
  • Wallace: Listen up. Ernest, gimme a fender bender at two lights.
  • Ernest: Yeah.
  • Wallace: Ted. You're in charge of electronics. (Ted jumps up and down.) Sally and I'll work the crowd. Frank...
  • Frank: I know. My public awaits.
  • Paul: Hey, but what about me? What do I do?
  • Wallace: You help Ted.
  • Ted: (happily) All right! Come on, gato. Uncle Ted will show you how it's done.
  • Wallace: Ready? Go!
  • (The Company splits up to put the plan in action.)
  • (Cut to: interior of limo)
  • Penny Patterson: Walter, listen to this. (reads scrapbook) After a little sightseeing, we left Japan by car for the con, confer...
  • Waltham: (helping her) Conference, Miss Patterson.
  • Penny Patterson: "Conference ...in Greece on Wednesday." (becomes saddened as she continues reading) "Waxworks it's the latest about me, How to birthday card are Paris it's going to be, There's a going to be Rome on Friday." (becomes saddened as she continues reading) "Penny, I'm afraid your father and I won't be able to make it."
  • Waltham: Is there anything wrong, Penny? Are your parents all right?
  • Penny Patterson: They're staying longer.
  • Waltham: (promising Penny) Oh, don't worry Miss Patterson. I-I'm sure they'll be home for your christmas.
  • Penny Patterson: No. Not yet.
  • Waltham: [Sighs]
  • (Out on the street, Einstein runs into traffic and slams his head on the limo door.)
  • Penny Patterson: (startled) What was that?
  • Waltham: I, I don't know. But, but now, don't be alarmed. [honks horn by mistake ] I'll be right back.
  • Ernest: (dizzily) Run, Dluto Go find Boggy.
  • (Ernest leaves, and Frank takes his place in front of the limo's grill. He clears his throat and starts playing dead with his tongue sticking out.)
  • Waltham: (worried) Why me? Today of all days.
  • Ted: (fascinated) Hey, check it out, man. Beep, beep. [Chuckles] Hey, forget Faggot, man. Let's take this baby to Atlantic City.
  • Waltham: What have I done? Poor thing.
  • Woman: You oughta be ashamed of yourself!
  • Waltham: I'm sure he's just fine.
  • Man: Harming that poor...
  • Waltham: Probably just a little stunned. Run along, little fellow. Go on, now. Shoo.
  • Frank: [Moaning]
  • Paul: Hey, Ted. What can I do?
  • Ted: Well, uh... Why don't you be a lookout, man. Yeah, that's it. Be a lookout.
  • Paul: Okay. What is a lookout?
  • Ted: Aye! Look, just look out the window. Make sure it's still daylight, okay? [Grunting]
  • [The window slides down, about to reveal Penny.]
  • Paul: (nervous) Hey. Hey, Ted. Ted, there's somethin' back there.
  • Ted: (ignoring Paul) Hey, stop hasslin' me, man. I only got one more wire, okay? [Grunting]
  • Paul: But... B-But... [He steps on the ignition, electrocuting Ted.]
  • Ted: [Screaming]
  • (The car lights flash repeatedly, and the windshield wipers glide against the windshield, surprising the crowd and Winston.)
  • Waltham: (confused) What the hell it's going on here?
  • (Ted ricochets out of the limo and into a set of trashcans. The electricity shocking Ted travels up a streetlight and shocks its bulb, which falls out of its socket and lands on Ernest's head, shattering in pieces. Ernest regains consciousness.)
  • Wallace: (to the Company) Let's get outta here! (They run off, followed by Frank, who stops playing dead, licks Waltham's face, and runs off to rejoin the group.)
  • (Cut to: Driver's seat)
  • Penny Patterson: (meeting Paul) Oh, you poor kitty. Here. Let me help you. (She untangles Paul from the wires.)
  • Waltham: [Panting] Penny... are you all right?
  • Sally: Where's the kid?
  • Ted: [Coughing] He must still be in the car, man!
  • (The limo drives off.)
  • Sally: (worried) Oh, that poor little kid.
  • Wallace: (disappointed) You were supposed to keep an eye on him, Ted!
  • Ted: [Coughing] Yeah. Well, it's hard to watch anything... (coughs) when you're getting barbecued, man.
  • Sally: What are we gonna do, Wally?
  • Wallace: (to Ted) Ted, come with me. (to the rest) The rest of you... Get back to Faggot.
  • (Wallace and Ted chase after the limo by hopping across various cars, Meanwhile, Penny and Waltham have arrived back at their house for the day. Penny brings Paul inside with her.)
  • Waltham: Now, really, Jenny. We can't just take in a stray off the street.
  • (Wallace and Ted make it to the front steps, but Wallace holds Ted back to avoid being caught.)
  • Penny Patterson: But look at the poor thing, Waltham, he's half starved.
  • Waltham: [Grunting] Ah. I know you're growing attached to the little fellow, but do try to understand. Your parents left me responsible for you. (He takes off his sport coat.)
  • Penny Patterson: They won't mind. Really. (to Paul) That was one of Juliet's poodle. Huh? He must've captured you, and somehow you got away, right? Don't worry. I'll protect you. I'll do my best to keep us both from harm, I'll stand by you all the way.
  • Waltham: Juliet is not going to like this.
  • (Cut to: Juliet's room: darkened interior)
  • Waltham: Rise and shine, Juliet. (flicks a switch) Your public awaits.

Part 14: Today is Going to Be Great

  • (A curtain rises around a pillar, decorated with poodle statues and a staircase that leads to Juliet's revolving bed.)
  • Juliet: [Yawning]
  • (Juliet gets out of bed in her bed robe and crawls down the stairs to her bedroom mirror, which lights up automatically. She gasps at the bangs in her eyes and the curlers in her hair.)
  • Juliet: (sings) Girl, we've got work to do.
  • (She dabs her paw in eyeshadow paint and puts it on her left eyelid.)
  • Juliet (singing): Pass me the paint and glue. Today is Going to Be Great.
  • (She shakes her hair which throws off the curlers and retracts in its groomed formation with a pink bow on her head.)
  • Juliet (singing): But... it's... me. When one knows the world is watching, One does what one must.
  • (Juliet dabs her ears in powder and pats the powder around her head, to which the powder turns into a heart-shaped cloud, followed by smaller ones, as Juliet massages her blue fur coating like a woman's pair of breasts.)
  • Juliet (singing): Some minor adjustments, darling, Not for my vanity, but for humanity, (Juliet walks away from the mirror and poses in front of the fireplace.) Each little step a pose, See how the breeding shows, (Ugh!) (One of her trophies is then shown, as Juliet does another pose.) Sometimes it's too much for even me! (She then flops on her pillow surrounded by pictures of her fans, two of them being Professor Carrot from Captain Hulett The Movie and Elvis Fudd from Mooney Tunes, and a large massive portrait of herself hanging on the wall.) But when all the world says "Yes", Then, who am I to say "no"? (Juliet kisses one of the pictures and throws it away.) Don't ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl, No, girl, ya need a pro! (She struts and then bounces off her pillow, sliding behind a curtain, and shows off her face. A flock of bluebirds flutter around the window that Juliet bursts open.) Not a flea or a flaw! Take a peek at that paw! (The birds make a formation around her head and break away individually.) La-de-da-da Perfection becomes me, ne c'est pas? (The birds fly to her closet, bringing her a leopard-skin dress, a pink scarf, and a green spring hat, while Juliet goes behind a scrim.) Unrivalled, unruffled, I'm beauty unleashed! Yeah! (She shows off from behind the scrim, while the birds literally drop their beaks and go heart-throbbed over Juliet.) Jaws drop, Hearts stop, So classic and classy, We're not talkin' Lassie! (The birds then fly to the curtains and pull them up, and Juliet busts out in her dress. Her pink scarf unfurls with the wind.) And... Aaaahh! (Her aria attracts a squirrel, a dog who has chased a cat up a tree, and the rest of the neighborhood dogs to her backyard.) Aaaahh! Oooooh! Oooooh!
  • Dogs: [Howling]
  • (One of the birds grabs a flower for Juliet, and another grabs the squirrel's tail as a shawl. The squirrel then grabs his tail and motions for the bird to back off.)
  • [Juliet Barking]
  • (A small dog climbs on a pyramid of dogs and looks at Juliet.)
  • Juliet (singing): Though many covet my bone and bowl, They're barkin' up the wrong tree! (Juliet struts along the balcony, as a flower comes loose.) You pretty pups all over the city, (The small dog jumps off the first dog on the pyramid, catches the loose flower in his teeth, and lands back on the backyard, knocking over the pyramid.)
  • Juliet (singing): I have your hearts, and you have my pity,
  • (Juliet leaps back inside her bedroom and in front of the door, followed by the birds.)
  • Juliet (singing): Pretty is nice, but still it's just pretty!
  • (Juliet and the birds back up single file, as Juliet heads down the stairs.)
  • Juliet (singing): It's going to be, Like me!
  • (The birds catch up with her and do a kick-line formation, as Juliet side-steps down the stairs. The camera pulls away from the group and focuses on the foyer and glass chandelier, until it zooms in on Juliet's face, as the birds fly off.)
  • Juliet: Yeah!

Part 15: Juliet and Paul

  • (Cut to: Kitchen, where Paul gets a drop of cookie batter on his nose.)
  • Penny: (cooking a treat for Paul) Wait 'til you taste this. It's a secret recipe I just invented.
  • [Dishes are then clattering, as the phone rings, catching Waltham's attention]
  • Waltham: What on earth... (He notices the mess Penny has made and Penny setting a handful of bowls on the counter.) My goodness! Penny! Don't you think a tin of kitty chow would have sufficed?
  • Penny: Nonsense. He'll love this.
  • Waltham: Now, young lady, I really think we should've waited until your parents... [steps on an egg, cracking it and gritting his teeth] Ew! [Phone Ringing] Oh, bother! (Winston leaves to answer the phone.)
  • Penny: (putting on a French accent) And for ze kitty, the house specialty, [Phone Ringing] Oeufs a la Penny avec Cocoa Krispies.
  • Penny: Mmm.
  • Waltham: (offscreen) Penny, it's your parents!
  • Penny: Yeah! Wait 'til I tell 'em!
  • Waltham: (to Jenny's father on the phone) Oh, yes, sir. I do assure you everything is absolutely hunky... (notices Juliet walking up) Juliet, I wouldn't go in there if I were you. (to Mr. Patterson) Uh, everything's fine here.
  • Penny: They're gonna be so excited.
  • Waltham: Here she is now.
  • Juliet: [Gasps] [Whispers] Cat. What is the meaning of this?! Bark, bark! Waltham! Bark, bark, bark! [Seething] I guess I'll have to handle this myself. (brings her head to meet Paul) Hello.
  • Paul: Hello.
  • Juliet:: I, um, hope you won't think me rude, but do you happen to know... out of whose bowl you're eating?
  • Paul: Yours?
  • Juliet: Oooh. Aren't you a clever kitty? And do you have any idea whose home this is?
  • Paul: I... thought it was Penny's.
  • Penny: Well, it may be Penny's house, but everything from the doorknobs down is mine, so tell me what it is.
  • Paul: Who, what me?
  • Juliet: That's right. That's right, my kittys. Just relax and enjoy yourselves. And. SHUT UP!!!
  • Penny: Oh Juliet, Did you see that with Paul. Isn't he cute? I've got great news. Mom and Dad just said I could keep him. I'm sure you two are gonna be the best of friends.
  • Juliet: [chuckling wickedly]
  • (Shift to: Pawn shop, exterior, where Wallace and Ted catch up with Frank, Ernest, and Sally.)

Part 16: Wallace's Plan

  • Man On TV: Now for $200...
  • Sally: Where's the kid?
  • Wallace: We tailed him all the way up the Park. [Panting] We never had a chance.
  • Ted: You should see this place, man. There's gotta be, maybe... two hundred people livin' there.
  • Sally: You guys, we can't let the kid take the heat for us.
  • Ted: Yeah, man. If we don't get him, they're gonna torture that kid.
  • Frank: What in Heaven's name are we waiting for?
  • Ernest: But what about Faggot?
  • (Pan to window of Pawn shop, where Faggot is showing off an old pocket watch to the store owner. It falls apart, causing Faggot to grin with embarrassment.)
  • Frank: Alas, our beleaguered benefactor bearing the brunt of our futile endeavours.
  • Ted: Gimme a break! Speak English, Frankie!
  • Frank: (escalating anger) Francis, Francis, (snaps) Francis!
  • Wallace: (steps in between the two) Cool it! (Ted blows a raspberry in front of Ernest. Wallace glares at Ted, who minds his own business.) Now we got work to do. First, we'll spring the kid. Then, we'll take care of the old man. All right?
  • Ted: Yeah! That's right, man! He's family! He's blood!
  • Frank: Here, here!
  • Wallace: Okay, troops. Let's get this show on the road. Our mission begins at daybreak. Ernest, go up to the door. Frank, you're our...
  • (Shift to: Living room at Penny's house)

Part 17: Human Company

  • (Penny gets ready to practice her piano techniques, as she places a set of music notes on the music stand. Paul jumps on the piano.)
  • Penny: [Giggles]
  • Waltham: (wisely, offscreen) Oh, Penny, I don't hear any practicing.
  • Penny: All right, Mister Walter. (to Paul) I gotta practice now, kitty. [Playing "Human Company"]
  • Paul: [Hits a Discordant Note]
  • Penny: Oh, you wanna practice too! (sings) You and me together, Will be forever, you'll see. We two can be human company. You and me, yes, together we two...
  • Juliet: Hmph!
  • Penny: (sings) Together. That's you. Forever with me. We'll always be human company. You and me, yes, together we'll be.
  • [The camera pans up as we hear birds twittering from a tree.]
  • [Penny, Waltham and Paul are now exploring Central Park. First, Paul and Penny take a rowboat ride on the park's lake. Next, Penny taps a stick on the fence, causing an elderly couple to look at her. Penny stops what she's doing and curtsies to the couple with respect. Paul bows to the couple likewise, causing the couple to smile and leave. Next, Penny and Paul get free ice cream cones and have them at a water fountain, while Waltham manages to read a comic book and eat his own ice cream cone at the same time. Next, Penny and Paul take a carriage ride throughout the park. Paul leaps to catch a bird feather on the driver's top hat, but he taps the top hat by mistake and rushes back to his owner, with the driver smiling at them. Soon, Penny and Paul are at a jewelry store, where Paul gets a collar and license, a food cup, and his true name. He leaps onto Penny, licking her face. The camera then shifts to the NYC skyline at night and pans down to Penny's bedroom.]
  • Penny: (sings) You and me together, will be forever, you'll see. We'll always be human company. You and me, I'll be waiting for you. (speaks) Good night, Paul.
  • (The camera cuts to Waltham, tearing up and who lovingly turns off the light and shuts the door.)
  • (Fade to: Black. Cut to: Penny's house. Exterior. Morning, where a school bus is parked outside Penny's house.)

Part 18: Wallace and the Others Rescue Paul (Part 1)

  • Penny: (leaving for school) Bye, Walter! Goodbye, Paul! (She hops on the school bus.)
  • Girl: Hi, Penny. Sit over here.
  • (As soon as the bus leaves, the Company peeks out of the bushes.)
  • Wallace: All right, listen up. We checked it out. All we gotta do is...
  • [They hear Waltham pounding a rolling pin in his hands.]
  • Ted: (worried) Oh, man! He's dead beat now!
  • Frank: (determined) I'll handle that ruffian.
  • Waltham: (watching live wrestling on TV) Body slam! Body slam! Oh, come on, you idiot! Hit him! Hit him! (hears the doorbell) Oh, bother.
  • (Ernest presses his nose on the doorbell.)
  • Wallace: Ernie, get outta there!
  • Ernest: Huh? (He then hides for cover from Waltham, who opens the door.)
  • Waltham: Huh? Yes? Who is it? (He sees Frank laying on the doorstep and playing dead from yesterday.)
  • Frank: [Moaning]
  • Waltham: Oh, my god. (He notices it's Frank from yesterday as Frank licks his face.) You! (Frank tugs on Waltham's apron.) I'll show you, son of a bitch (As he chases Frank down the sidewalk, the rest of the Company hustles inside the house.) Come back here! Stop! Thief! (The door closes behind them.) What... [The door opens, allowing Frank inside, and then closes again. Waltham scratches his head in confusion.]
  • (Cut to: Penny's house. Foyer)
  • Ted: (interested) ¡Miralo this place! Check it out!
  • Frank: [gasps, noticing the wall paintings] Chagall. Matisse. These are all masterpieces. (wags his tail)
  • Sally: (interested) Huh, this place looks pretty nice. I mean, how bad off could it be here?
  • Ted: [sniffing a cigar] Hey, man, if this is torture, chain me to the wall.
  • Wallace: Ted! (Waltham rattles the door handle.) We're here for the kid, remember? Now, let's get him and go.
  • (As Wallace and the gang sniff around for Paul's scent, Georgette is sitting upstairs in her bedroom.)
  • Juliet: (mimicking Penny) I love you, Paul. Play with Juliet. (fuming) I'd like to play with him, all right! (puts on her perfume) That little fur ball! Oooh. (She notices Wallace standing next to her and screams.) Who are you?! What do you want?! Waltham! (She barks for Winston's attention, as the mirror rocks back and forth under her weight.)
  • Wallace: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down. (The mirror crashes on the floor.)
  • (At the same time, Winston crawls through the window leading to the kitchen.)
  • Waltham: [Grunting] Oooh!
  • (He lands on the counter, knocking over pots and pans, and sees the Company's footprints all over the kitchen floor.)
  • Juliet: (pleading) Don't come any closer! I knew this would happen one day.
  • Wallace: (reassuring Juliet) You're barkin' up the wrong tree. It's not you I'm after.

Part 19: Wallace and the Others Rescue Paul (Part 2)

  • Juliet: (calms down) It's not? It's not?! Well, why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? (shows Wallace her ribbon and trophy collection) Fifty-six blue ribbons. Fourteen regional trophies. (shouts in Wallace's face) Six-time national champion!
  • Wallace: Ooh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys?
  • (Sally, Ted, Frank, and Ernest then arrive.)
  • Ted: Very impressed. [Panting]
  • Juliet: Oh!
  • Ted: [Kissing] Allow me to introduce myself: I am Irven Andrew John Fitzpatrick Derek Ted.
  • Juliet: GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU LITTLE BUG-EYED CREEP! Waltham!
  • Ted: [Sighs]
  • Sally: (looking at a picture of one of Juliet's fans) Excuse me, uh, sister. Who's T-Rex?
  • Juliet: None of your business! (Frank is eating Juliet's bon bons on her bed, when Juliet angrily glares at him.) And you, tubby, off the bed!
  • Ernest: [Sniffing]
  • Juliet: Get away from there, you...
  • Ernest: [Sneezes]
  • Juliet: (losing patience) All right! That does it! You yo-yos clear out, and I mean now! Waltham! Bark! Bark!
  • Wallace: Relax, chump. We'll leave as soon as we get our cat.
  • Juliet: If you think I'm intimidated by a bunch of flea-bitten, dog-pound rejects... (stops) Your cat? [Giggles] How stupid of me. You must be the friends he keeps talking about.Yes.
  • Waltham: (offscreen) Juliet. (He heads to her room, armed with a rolling pin.) Something's not quite right here.
  • (He opens the door to see Juliet leaning up from her bed and grinning like nothing's happened. Unknown to Waltham, Sally and Wallace act as poodle statues, while Frank and Ernest are hiding under the covers. Winston, confused, leaves the room and shuts the door, which Ted is hanging from by his headband.)
  • Wallace: (after Winston leaves) Woah! What do you think you're doing?
  • Georgette: Shh. Quick. Before he comes back. Follow me.
  • (Cut to: Penny's Bedroom. Paul is sleeping on her bed like an angel.)
  • Sally: (having a change of heart) Look at him, Wallace. I mean, let's just forget the whole thing.
  • Juliet: (hastily) No, no, you can't do that! You don't understand. The poor dear's so traumatized.
  • Waltham: Juliet?
  • Juliet: Huh? What? (She uses her teeth and flings Paul into a pillowcase which is held in place by Frank and Ernest.)
  • Waltham: What is going on here?
  • Juliet: (to the company) Now, get going. Hurry. Use the fire escape.
  • (The Company flees the bedroom with Paul in their paws.)
  • Paul: [Muffled Shouts]
  • [Frank Grunting]
  • Ted: (turns to Juliet) There's no time for long goodbyes, but, uh, here's something to remember me by, baby. (Wallace stops and looks at the window above. Ted is then heard kissing Juliet, who smacks out of retaliation. Ted yelps and falls down the steps, groaning.] Ooo, I think she likes me, man! (sings, following Wallace's lead back to the docks) Ooh, I could've danced all night! I could've danced all night.

Part 20: What Should I Do About It? Reprise

  • Wallace (singing): What Should We Do About It?
  • Juliet: Go on, Get going!
  • Wallace (singing): We don’t care!
  • Juliet: Hurry up!
  • Wallace (singing): If we keep you up at night!
  • Wallace and Sally (singing): Cause our lights are always on, what should we do about it?
  • Frank (singing): Do we even look like we care! Cause we’re free roaming street dogs! We do what we want!
  • Ted (singing): What should we do about it? Cause we don’t care!
  • Ernest (singing): Cause this is the generation when we do what we want! Ooh!
  • Sally (singing): Uhh-uhh-uhh-umm!
  • Ted (singing): Whoo-hoo-hoo!
  • Wallace: (singing): The upbeat city rhythm, keeps us on our toes, everywhere we go!
  • All (singing): We always go with the flow! What should we do about it! Cause we don’t care! We will keep you at night, and force us to join our parade! What should we do about it! Cause we don’t care! We will shine our lights, cause we have the road flare!
  • Wallace (singing): Woo-hoo, Said ooo-ooo, woo-hoo-oo!
  • Larry: OHHH! (storming away) GIVE ME A BIG... FAT... (turning around) BREAK!
  • Wallace (singing): Woo-hoo, hoo-hoo-oo!

Part 21: Faggot's Plan

  • (Cut to: Faggot's houseboat. Late afternoon)
  • Frank: You were very good.
  • Paul: What?
  • Frank: Nice job, Wallace.
  • Paul: Hey, wait. What's goin' on, you guys?
  • Wallace: Just the rescue of the century. You should've seen Frankie handle that butler.
  • Paul: (confused) Rescue?
  • Frank: [Howling] I was rather good, wasn't I?
  • Wallace: And how about Ted and Miss Six-Time National Champion?
  • Paul: Hey, hey, but, wait. I-I-I don't understand you guys.
  • Sally: You okay, kid?
  • Paul: Yeah, I'm fine.
  • Ted: Hey, sure he is! He's back with his Uncle Ted!
  • Paul: I was happy there. Why did you guys take me away?
  • Ernest: (kindly) We rescued you, kitty. We, we brought you home.
  • Paul: (sadly) But... Well, I, I have another home now. And someone who loves me.
  • Wallace: What do you mean, kid? You're in the gang.
  • Paul: But, but...
  • Wallace: The gang means family. We risked a lot to get you outta there.
  • Paul: Look, I'm sorry, but all I ever wanted was...
  • Wallace: (upset) What? This place is not good enough for you any more? Don't wanna mix with the riffraff? You're remember him of course.
  • Paul (trying to get him and the Company to understand) No, no. I like you. I mean, I like... I like every one of you, but... But there was a little girl... I just wanna go back.
  • Sally: [sighs, knowing that Paul is right] We never should've took him, Wallace.
  • Paul: Wallace, please...
  • Wallace: (angry) You wanna leave? Fine! There's the door.
  • Ernest: But, he just got here.
  • Wallace: (cont.) Go on. No one's stoppin' ya.
  • Ted: (nervous) Hey, uh, Wallace, man, uh, lighten up.
  • Wallace: (snaps) You lighten up! If he doesn't like it, let him go.
  • (Paul sadly takes one last look at the company and at Wallace, who refuses to see him leave. Then, Paul climbs up the stairs until Faggot comes in.)
  • Faggot: (picks up Paul) OH NO, NO, NO! YOU FOOLS! MISSION FAILS! [moans & yawns] [He picks up Paul, whimpering, and his name tag keeps rattling.] What's this this?! (looks at Paul's name tag) So that's where you've been! Looks like you're doing all right for yourself, Mister Paul. Your owner probably spends more money on catnip... than we do on food in a month. He's probably worried sick about you. All alone in that big house with only his money to comfort him. Only his millions and millions of dollars. [They quickly move to the Faggot is using the computer in their rooom. He browses, bored until he sees something] Dude, there's a special announcement are coming right out. It's. Super-Maroon.
  • [Ted quickly zips to Faggot's side. They look at each other, and scream with joy]
  • All: YEEAAAHHHH!
  • Faggot: THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD!
  • [They dance, and go wild. Faggot runs up his bedside table, and repeatedly falls down]
  • Ted: DUDE! Good so much game, can't words say!
  • Ernest: [Taps keyboard with butt]
  • Frank: [Licks computer monitor]
  • Faggot: DUDE! THE GAME! The game, dude!
  • [Frank and Ernest hug]
  • Faggot: The game!
  • Ted: When it comes out, you and me buddy. We're gonna buy this game, and play it till we're purple.
  • Faggot: Let's check if there's any more info.
  • [They quickly move to the computer, and Faggot loads the screen]
  • Ted: There's nothing.
  • Faggot; Hit refresh.
  • Ted: Still nothing.
  • Faggot: Hit it again. [giggling, realizing something big] That's it! We're saved! [Laughing] Oh-ho-ho. What a plan! Ah, yes! Uh, paper! Paper! Whoo, it's so great. [Faggot fetches a piece of paper and a pencil and goes to the ironing board to write down the note, grunting.] Dear, Mister Rich... Aah. Mister Very Rich... [chortling, the ironing board lowering to the floor.]

Part 22: Paul's Missing

  • Children: Bye, Penny!
  • (the school bus rides off)
  • Penny: Paul! Paul? Paul!
  • (Georgette is watching TV and snacking on Bon-Bons in the living room.)
  • Aerobics Instructor: Feel it. That's it. Very good.
  • Penny: Paul! Paul!
  • Aerobics Instructor: (cont.) Two, four, five, six, seven, eight. Oh, you love it!
  • Penny: (looking under a bed) Paul, I'm home. That's funny. (to Juliet) Juliet, help me find Paul. Paul! Paul!
  • Juliet: (watches Penny look for Paul) Oh, where could he be?
  • Penny: Paul?
  • Juliet: He's not here.
  • Penny: Where is he? Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. (sees a letter in the mail slot) Hmm. (reads it) "Dear Mister Very Rich Cat-owner Person. I've heard good things about you and require your private detective services. And I can pay handsomely first.
  • (Juliet pretends to look for Paul by getting rid of his food cup.)
  • Juliet: [Humming] Whoops!
  • Penny: (continues reading) And if you don't bring the money, you'll never see your cat again." Oh, no. Juliet, something terrible has happened. They've kidnapped Paul.
  • Juliet: [snickering]
  • Penny: (thinking Juliet is crying) Oh, Juliet, you loved him too. Don't worry. We're going to get him back.
  • Juliet: [Gasps]

Part 23: Roger and Duncan Attack Wallace

  • (Cut to: Strikes' Warehouse. Evening)
  • Faggot: (rehearsing) This is an airtight plan, Strikes. Sweet and simple. I ransom the kitty, and you get paid in full tomorrow. I'll even toss in a little extra for your patience. [Guffawing] Whaddya say? It's my final offer. Take it or leave it. [Presses the buzzer]
  • Strikes' Voice: Yeah, who is it?
  • Faggot: Oh...
  • [He catches Faggot's sight on the camera]
  • Strikes: (over intercom) Faggot, it's you! Why didn't you say so?
  • Faggot: [Nervous Chuckling] Oh! Good question. But listen... if you're busy, we can drop by some other time.
  • Strikes: (over intercom) Don't be silly. Just push the door. (The door buzzes, prompting Faggot to pull on it as he grunt.) I said, push!
  • Faggot: Ooh! (He is sent flying through the door as it opens. Faggot and Wallace board an elevator that takes them down to the lower floor. At the same time, Strikes is on the phone with an unformentioned henchman of his.)
  • Strikes: (on the phone) What do you mean? You start with the knuckles. (The door opens, as Faggot and Wallace walk in.) Ahh, Faggot. Do come in. I'll be right with you. (He resumes speaking on the phone, as Paul, hidden in his pocket, looks at the office. Roger and Duncan stand between their master's desk.) Yeah. No, you don't kill 'im yet. Huh? (Faggot sees a model of Strikes' Cadillac and plays with it.) Yeah. And then, what's-what's the last thing you do? You put on the cement shoes. (laughing raspy) Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's right. (Faggot breaks off the rear view mirror of the model and struggles to put it back on.) Come on. Hey, don't worry about it. [The rear view mirror clinks on the floor, as Strikes hangs up the phone, and Faggot stares at him.] So, Faggot. Did we bring something green and wrinkly to make me happy? (leaning back)
  • Faggot: (stuttering) Strikes, I've got an airtight k-kitty... plan... plan! It's sweet and simple... the plan.
  • Strikes: (impatiently) Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
  • Faggot: Let's just take this from the top.
  • [Roger and Duncan growl at him.]
  • Strikes: (impatiently) What... What am I gonna do with you, Faggot?
  • Faggot: I've got this kitty, you see...
  • Strikes: Faggot...
  • Faggot: [Stammering]
  • Strikes: You don't got the money. [Snaps]
  • (Roger and Duncan attack Faggot.)
  • Faggot: Oh, no! Oh, no!
  • Roger and Duncan: [Snarling]
  • Faggot: Oh... No, no, no! (Wallace leaps in to save Faggot and attacks Roger and Duncan, but he takes several hits and blows from the two Dobermans.) Stop! Please, Strikes, please! (Strikes only tinkers around with his model ship, ignoring him.) Strikes, I'm getting your money tonight! It's coming tonight! Please. It's from a rich cat... I mean, a cat from a rich family's paying... Ow! (The fighting continues.) They're coming tonight with the money I owe you, uh, to get the cat back!
  • Strikes: [Snaps]
  • Wallace: [Whimpers]
  • [Strikes Grunts]
  • Strikes: Hey, I think there's hope for you yet.
  • Faggot: Oh-ho!
  • Strikes: I'm proud of ya, Faggot. (looks at Paul's name tag) Yeah, you're startin' to think big. You've got 99 hours. (Faggot observes Wallace's wounds and glares at Strikes, hurt.) And, Faggot? [Lighter Clicking] This is your last chance. [Clicks] (The scene fades out.)

Part 24: Strikes Kidnaps Penny

  • (Cut to: section of NYC docks. Penny and Juliet wander aimlessly through the area.)
  • Penny: (reading directions) "Turn left... right when you get to the big propeller." Oh, Juliet, I can't read this. It says... No, that... No, that's not right. It's left. (helplessly) Oh, Juliet, where are we?
  • Juliet: [Wheezing, exhaustedly]
  • [Insect Buzzing]
  • Penny: I think we're lost.
  • Juliet: [Yelping]
  • Penny: Stick close, Juliet. It's creepy down here.
  • [Foghorn Blowing]
  • [The camera pans diagonally downward right from Penny and Juliet to Faggot and his dogs waiting for Penny to show up.]
  • Faggot: He's late. I drew a perfectly good map. (checks his watches) Well, there was a few smudges on it, okay. I went outside the line with the green crayon... but not that much.
  • (Wallace limps his way to rejoin with the gang.)
  • Sally: (sadly) Oh, Wallace.
  • Faggot: A child could read that map.
  • Wallace: Hey, Sally, they never laid a paw on me.
  • Faggot: Ooh, wait. What if he comes, and he's huge and mean?
  • Penny: Excuse me, sir.
  • Faggot: [Yelping] It's the F.B.I.! I didn't do it! I didn't do it! I was framed! Oh-ho-ho! Whaa... [Groans & wheezes before noticing it's Penny] Listen, little girl, this is a tough neighborhood. You'd better go home.
  • Ted: [Kissing Sounds]
  • Juliet: Ugh!
  • Penny: I can't. I'm lost.
  • Faggot: Aw, gee. Lost. Well, I'd help you, but I'm kind of busy right now. What're you doin' down here anyway?
  • Penny: I came to find my kitty.
  • Faggot: (shocked) Your kitty?
  • Penny: Somebody stole 'im.
  • Faggot: But-But, uh, are you sure? Maybe you made a m-m-mistake.
  • (Strikes and his Dobermans are watching from their limousine nearby.)
  • Penny: No. No, somebody stole him and sent me this note.
  • Roger and Duncan: [Growling Lowly]
  • Strikes: [Exhales] Easy, boys.
  • Penny: (cont.) See? Now I'm lost. Look, I even brought this to get him back. [She shows her piggy bank to Faggot, the coins rattling inside.]
  • Faggot: Oh-ho-ho-ho-hoo! You brought a piggy bank.
  • Penny: That's all I have.
  • Faggot: (disappointed) That's awful.
  • Penny: I know, and what kind of a person would steal a poor, little kitty is?
  • Faggot: But I... I mean, maybe he... maybe he was up against the wall; at the end of his rope.
  • Juliet: All right.
  • Faggot: (singing) Aberdeen, in the wind! And the field potato.
  • Frank: What's he doing?
  • Ernest: I think he's singing.
  • Ted: I know singing, that's not singing.
  • [Faggot starts singing too loud and the rest of the gang cover their ears]
  • Faggot: Ahhhhhhhh!
  • Wallace: Yeah, I heard an animal once do that, but then they rolled him over, he was dead.
  • Penny: [Sobbing]
  • Faggot: He must have been a poor, desperate man.
  • Penny: (desperate) It's still wrong! I'm so scared. I don't know what to do. [gasps] I don't know what to do.
  • Faggot: (groaning) Neither do I!
  • (Penny breaks down in tears, as Faggot walks to a darkened area of the dock to think it over, his left foot being wrapped around an anchor rope and his right foot stuck in a bucket. He takes another look at Penny, while Juliet feels remorseful for giving Paul back to the Company out of selfishness. Faggot looks at Paul, who climbs on his shoulder to look at Penny, but is held back by Faggot. Paul stares at Faggot with sadness. Faggot, groaning and caressing his forehead and neck while peeling off his hat. Penny and Juliet start to leave, until Faggot comes up with an idea of pretending to find Paul in order to impress Penny. First, he tosses Paul in a box.)
  • Paul: [Meows]
  • Faggot: [Gasp] Hey! Guess what. (Penny looks at him.) I found a little, lost kitten. [Chuckling] I don't know; take a look. Maybe he's yours. (gives Paul back to Penny)
  • Penny: (overjoyed) Paul! Paul! Oh, my Paul!
  • (Faggot smiles at the happy reunion, until he hears Strikes' car starting.)
  • Faggot: [Gasps] Strikes. (Strikes' limo charges forward.) Strikes! I was gonna... Yaaah! (gets tangled in the anchor rope as the bucket lands on his head) Hey! Hey, wait! What're you doing?
  • Penny: Let go! [Shrieks]
  • (Paul gets tossed out the window.)
  • Faggot: No! No, wait! You can't do this!
  • [Wallace Barks]
  • Strikes: (chokes Faggot with the bucket) Keep your mouth shut. Consider our account closed.
  • Faggot: Stop! Stop! Time out! (yells indistinctly)
  • (The Company catches up to Paul.)
  • Paul: What happened?
  • Wallace: You okay, kid?
  • Paul: Penny... He took Penny!
  • Wallace: Don't worry. We'll get her back.
  • Paul: You... You will?
  • Wallace: Hey. "Absitively," kid.
  • Ted: Come on, man, let's go! Come on! Let's get 'im, man!
  • Wallace: All right... let's get this party started!
  • [All Barking and rushing for Strikes' warehouse]
  • Faggot: Wait! Come back! Stay. Sit. Wa-Wait! [Engine Cranking, Sputtering] Come back!

Part 25: The Rescue (Part 1)

  • Ted: Oh, man. It don't look good.
  • Frank: It's all locked up, Wallace.
  • Wallace: All right. There's gotta be some way in. Yeah. Frank.
  • (Cut to: Strikes' office, interior)
  • Penny: [Whimpering]
  • Strikes: Now, don't cry, princess. They only eat when I tell them to. [Chuckles]
  • (Cut to: Strikes' Warehouse, exterior side)
  • Wallace: Frank, you all set? Alright!
  • Frank: Farewell, Dulcinea.
  • All: Frank!
  • Frank: Peasants.
  • Wallace: Maestro? (Ted performs a drum roll on a trash can lid using his tail.] Ready, kid?
  • Paul: Yeah!
  • Wallace: Go!
  • (Wallace gives a salute and does a cannonball on one end of the plank, catapulting Paul right inside the building.)
  • Paul: Oof!
  • Strikes: (hears the glass shattering) Roger. Duncan.
  • Roger & Duncan: [Both Snarling]
  • (Paul looks for a way in, until he hears the Dobermans coming their way.)
  • Roger & Duncan: [Growling]
  • (Paul gasps and finds a good hiding place to get away from them.)
  • Duncan: [Sniffing, Growling]
  • Roger: Come on, Duncan.
  • (As soon as the coast is clear, Paul finds a bottom window and opens it to let to the Company and Juliet in.)
  • Ted: (reminding the guys) Hey, hey, hey! There is a lady present.
  • Juliet: (impressed) Well, it's nice to see that one of you has some manners.
  • Ted: (lovestruck) After you, my little croissant.
  • Frank: (deadpan) Good grief.
  • (Cut to: Strikes' warehouse, interior, where Paul, the Company, and Juliet are looking for Jenny on a flight of stairs.)
  • Wallace: [Whispering] And remember, quiet.
  • [Juliet Yelps]
  • Roger & Duncan: [Both Snarling]
  • Juliet: Oh! I broke a nail.
  • Frank: Oh, balderdash.
  • Ted: (angered) What'd you call my woman, man?
  • Wallace: Freeze!
  • [Security Camera Whirring]
  • Wallace: Yo, Ted.
  • Ted: Right. I'll check it out.
  • [Electrical Crackling]
  • Ted: (getting electrocuted) Uuhrr!
  • (Cut to: Strikes' office, security monitors. One of the monitors focusing on the gang blacks out.)
  • Strikes: [Chuckling] Yeah. Oh, that's funny, Mr Waltham. But I don't think you really appreciate the situation. Somebody could get hurt. Just get the old man on the phone and tell him it's about his daughter... Penny.
  • (Penny sees Paul and the gang on the TV screen and feels relieved.)
  • Wallace: OK, listen up. Ted, Francis, I want you... [Fades To Whisper]

Part 26: The Rescue (Part 2)

  • Duncan: [Sniffs] You smell that?
  • Roger: [Sniffs] Yeah. Heh-heh! It's party time. [Growls]
  • [Knocking]
  • Strikes: What in the hell?! (sees a burger guy at the door) Didn't order any burger. (cocks handgun)
  • (Ted, Frank, and Ernest are actually posing as the burger man to distract Strikes.)
  • Ted: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
  • Strikes: (impatiently) Where are those dogs?
  • Paul: [Meowing]
  • Penny: Oh, Paul! I thought I'd never see you again.
  • [Ted, Frank Shouting]
  • Roger & Duncan: [Snarling, Chuckling]
  • Frank: (nervously) Ahem... Good evening gentlemen.
  • Roger: What's the occasion? Come to rescue your little friend?
  • Duncan: Say goodbye, Francis.
  • Juliet: Oh, boys! (drops a tarpaulin cover on Roger & Duncan) Whoopsy-daisy!
  • Ted: (raising his paw) All right! What a woman!
  • (All four dogs make it back to Strikes' office.)
  • Wallace: Frank, you keep an eye on the monitors. Sally, over here.
  • (Sally gnaws on the ropes binding Penny.)
  • Roger & Duncan: [Grunting]
  • Strikes: (annoyed) What is this, a slumber party? Get goin', ya stupid mutts!
  • Wallace: Frank, is the coast clear? Frank!
  • (A distracted Frank is watching a live ballet performance on one of the monitors, until Wallace changes the channel to focus on Strikes and his dogs.)
  • Frank: Goodness!
  • Sally: What're we gonna do, Wally?
  • Wallace: Yo, Ted, hot-wire.
  • Ted: Hey, no way, Wallace, man. I've been barbecued too many times, man.
  • Juliet: (encouraging Ted) Good luck, Andrew.
  • Ted: Huh?
  • Juliet: I'll be waiting. (blinks her eyes)
  • Ted: (singing) Hiya Easy Square! And actor's life for me! [Scatting]
  • [Handle Jiggling]
  • Strikes: What is this? [Knocking] All right, girlie. Open the door. [Crackling] Come on, now, girlie. I'm warnin' ya.
  • [Glass Crashing]
  • Wallace: Come on, Ted.
  • Ted: [looks down] Ohh...!
  • Wallace: COME ON! HURRY UP!
  • Ted: If that Hays Office would only let me, I'd give him the electricity all right. [whistles]
  • Strikes: You just... Back up. Duncan. (angered) Come on!
  • (Roger & Duncan break into the office, but they are unable to catch the Company, Juliet, Penny, and Paul, thanks to Ted working the ceiling crane.)
  • Roger & Duncan: [Barking]
  • Strikes: Come on!
  • [Ted Screaming]
  • (Strikes grabs a fire axe and drives the blade into the wires, stopping the ceiling crane)
  • Wallace: [standing ontop of a cliff, trying to get ready to jump off] I can do this, I can do this... I have to trick myself. [points at something behind him] Boy, look at that [looks at where he's pointing] What?
  • (falls off the cliff and throwing the others off from their lift and onto a conveyor slide.)
  • All: [Shouting, Barking]
  • (They all take the conveyor slide down to the first floor, where the bad guys are waiting for them.)
  • Bill Strikes: [Chuckling] I guess we could use a family entertainment. Looks like you did something right for once, Princess.

Part 27: Chase

  • [Horn Honking]
  • Faggot: Ow-oh-oh-ow! Uh! Come on! Come on, come on! Let's go!
  • [Barking]
  • Strikes: (raging)
  • Ernest: (screaming)
  • Ted: There ain’t nothin’ to it! I’ll give him a nudge... (cackling) And shove him in the bitch! [Laughing, Gasps] [Bark]
  • Faggot: Aaah!
  • [Faggot Muttering, Yelping]
  • Faggot: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
  • Juiet: [Screaming] Whoo!
  • Faggot: Yow! Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
  • [Screeching, Grinding]
  • [Barking]
  • [Barking Continues]
  • Penny: [Shrieks]
  • Strikes: Yaagh!
  • Paul: Uuh!
  • Roger & Duncan: [Both Growling]
  • Roger: [Yelping]
  • [Crackling]
  • [Crackling]
  • Duncan: [Yelping]
  • Penny: Mr. Faggot! Mr. Faggot, help me!
  • Ted: All right! Check it out! Heh! [Imitating Rewing Engine]
  • Faggot: Go up there!
  • Penny: But it's train coming...
  • Faggot: I've got an idea!
  • Penny: [Shrieking]
  • Faggot: Uuh!
  • Strikes: [Roaring]
  • Penny: No!
  • Faggot: Huh?!
  • Juliet: If you keep driving, you'll kill us all.
  • Ted: Well that's where you're wrong, because some of us are already dead. Ha-ha!
  • Penny: Faggot!
  • Faggot: Come on!
  • Strikes: (screaming)
  • Faggot: There! [Penny Grunts] Ugh! [Pained voice] You could have tried to land on the mattress. [Normal voice] Wait a minute. Where's Penny?
  • Penny: HELP!! [He's precariously balancing herself on a ladder over the mouth of the cruncher]
  • Faggot: Girl! You can do it!
  • Penny: Aaah! Aah! Aah! I can't do this!
  • Faggot: Penny, you have to get up!
  • Penny: I-I--I-I can't!
  • Faggot: Come on, girl! You can do it!
  • Penny: I'm coming, Faggot! Don't let me down! [Runs towards Faggot]
  • Faggot: No, I won't! Jump!
  • [Penny inches forward, then finally jumps toward Faggot as the ladder falls away, in slow motion. Paul passes out. Faggot catches his girl into his chest, and they hug tightly as they begin crying]
  • Penny: Please stop crying, Faggot. You'll always be my hero.
  • Faggot: It's not that. It's just you're digging your claws into my nipples!
  • [Paul recovers then sobs]
  • Faggot: Why are you crying, buddy?
  • Paul: Because I love hugs!
  • Fagot: Then Come here! [Penny and they all crying triumphantly] Come on! We've gotta hide! No matter what happens, stay down!
  • Penny: Faggot, no! What are you doing?
  • Faggot: Uh Strikes!
  • Strikes: You think it's over?
  • Faggot: No, no, no. No, I-I can explain.
  • Strikes: All your little stunt did was buy them time!
  • Faggot: No, please! Please, Strikes!
  • Strikes: I'll get you are stupid man and be back next easter, but you won't!
  • Ted: Oh, no, I'm too late.
  • Wallace [singing]: If she leave him now, She take away the biggest part of him.
  • All [singing]: Don't, baby, please, don't go.
  • Paul: Please, guys.
  • Strikes: Well, what's this? Another one of your little silly tricks?
  • Paul: Yup.
  • Strikes: Are there a bunch of little girls in this one too? Hi little feather.
  • Ted: Wait! Don't hurt him!
  • [Faggot starts singing too loud and the rest of the gang cover their ears]
  • Faggot: Ahhhhhhhh!
  • Strikes: (Screams) No! No! No, no, no, no! No! Aah! [Screaming, Strikes off his balance into the river] No! Oh, no! Oh, no! No, no, no! [Strikes scream falling into the river with a splash, Cut to black.]

Part 28: Penny's Christmas Party

  • [Horns Honking]
  • [Dogs Barking]
  • [Howling]
  • [Faggot Laughing]
  • [Barking]
  • Waltham: This is what I get for dreaming of a white Christmas.
  • Penny: (Ernest barks.) Okay, Ernest, but not the whole thing.
  • [Last Christmas On Boom Box]
  • Ted: You got it now, baby! Yeah, left foot, right foot. All right! Check it out! There you go. Relax, hey.
  • Juliet: [Chuckles] Ted, you dance divinely.
  • [Faggot and Waltham are playing Super Maroon against each other]
  • Faggot: He's cheating!
  • Waltham: Body slam!
  • [Ringing]
  • Faggot: Come on, hit him again.
  • Waltham: Murder him! Twist his arm!
  • Faggot: Whoa!
  • Waltham: Patterson residence. [gasps] Holy shit, you bastard, Mr. Patterson!
  • Faggot: Body slam him now!
  • Waltham: Shh-shh-shh! (shushing Faggot) My goodness. You're back tomorrow night? Oh, she'll be so surprised to see you. (hangs up) Y-Yes, goodbye, sir.
  • Faggot: All right. Get 'im! Get 'im!
  • Waltham: Hit him! Come on! Murder him! Get him!
  • Faggot: All right, you got 'im! Pick him up! Hold 'im there!
  • Waltham: Ta-da! I believe that's a ten spot, old sport, you bastard.
  • Faggot: Hey, let's go. We got a schedule to keep. Come on, let's go. Hey, Waltham! Let's get this show packed up! We got paying customers hatching!
  • Waltham: Holy shit indeed!
  • Faggot: You sure you can't come on family fun tour with us?
  • Paul: Sorry. My place is here.
  • Penny: Good answer.
  • Faggot: Oh, well. Your loss. One minute, insects!
  • Waltham: Now, Miss Patterson, have we forgotten anything?
  • Penny: Oh, yeah. Thanks, everyone. The presents were great.
  • Juliet: Andrew, darling, could I see you for a moment... privately?
  • Ted: Privately? [Sniffs] Ooo!
  • Penny: Bye, Mr Faggot, and thank you.
  • Faggot: Oh, bye-bye, Penny.
  • Juliet: Coming, Andrew?
  • Ted: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! You guys beat it. Uh, my baby and I, we gotta talk.
  • Juliet: You know, you're not so bad for a bug-eyed little creep. With a little grooming...
  • Ted: Grooming? Uh... [Nervous Chuckle]
  • Juliet: That's it! We'll start with a bath.
  • Ted: Bath?
  • Faggot: Now, where is that cheque-book? Oh, look at the time. Well, heh-heh, we better be goin'.
  • Wallace: What?!

Part 29: Ending

  • Faggot: Frank, Sally, Ted, vamonos! The streets are calling! Come on, boys! [Chuckles] It's time for us to go.
  • [Engine Backfires]
  • Ernest: Bye-bye.
  • Frank: Oh, Paul, we shall meet again.
  • Sally: Hey, see ya 'round, kid.
  • Paul: Goodbye, you guys.
  • Faggot: (crying) All right. Now it's gettin' mushy. (angry) We're outta here! Hy-aah!
  • [Engine Backfires]
  • [Screeching]
  • [Barking In Distance]
  • Wallace: Listen, kid, ahh, you just want to hang out or anything...
  • Ted: Aiee-hee! Hey, Wallace, man! Do you see her anywhere?
  • Wallace: Hey, whoa!
  • Ted: Man! I can't keep this woman off me! Man, I gotta get away from that chick...
  • Juliet: Andrew! Andrew!
  • Ted: [Gasps] Uh, goodbye, Paul. Hey, you guys, wait for me, man! Hey, wait up!
  • [Horn Honking]
  • Juliet: Andrew, you come back here this minute!
  • Wallace: Hey, whoa, kid. Do you think you can handle the champ?
  • Paul: Sure.
  • Wallace: Hey! You're okay... for a cat. We'll keep a spot open for ya in the gang... vice president, uptown chapter. Later, kid. (leaves the Patterson residence)
  • Penny: Bye-bye! Bye!
  • Waltham: What a delightful scoundrel.
  • Ted: Does this mean Paul's a lost kitty.
  • Wallace: No, I think this is the start of a beautiful partnership.
  • (Cut to Penny snuzzling her nose with Paul, Penny and Paul hug, The camera zooms outward as Penny's house, Fade as the camera zooms outward as New York City. Cut to Black, and fades to the credits.)

Part 30: End Credits/Don't Let Go of Me

  • (The closing credits being to roll and ending song plays)
  • Randy Edelman: Please stay around me, I can make you smile, Stay around a while, Late in the night we touch, And I'm so free, Don't let go of me, Arms tied around my waist, I must confess, You I must possess, Thoughts I can't hide, Close by you I must be, Don't let go of me, We're caught wrapped in a warm embrace, Feelings I can't erase, Can't you hear me callin'?, I'm fallin', Lost sensing the coolin' chill, Pullin' you closer still, Can't you hear me callin'?, Now, I know I'm fallin', Sway, feel the dance floor, Movin' like the sea, Gently rockin' me, Hold, bodies pressin' close, So tenderly, Don't let go of me!
  • (continute closing credits and instrumental are playing)
  • Randy Edelman: We turn 'round and around you glow, Makin' the movement flow, Can't you hear me callin'?, I'm fallin', You takin' me by the hand, Dancin' in Wonderland, Can't you hear me callin'?, Now, I know I'm fallin', And now love looks down to see, If I suppress, Tears I can't express, Late in the night we touch, And I'm so free, Don't let go of me, Don't let go of me!
  • (Fade to Naughty Dog 1988-1989 Logo with Don't Let Go of Me ending plays, Fade to black and continues ending plays)
  • (Fade to Beauty and the Beast Animation Studios 1980-2004 Logo with Don't Let Go of Me ending plays, Fade to black and continues ending plays)
  • (Cut to the 1978 Michael Shires Pictures logo appears with Don't Let Go of Me ending plays, Fade to black and continues ending plays)
  • (Fade to 1975 Pentagon Pictures Distribution Logo appears with Don't Let Go of Me ending plays, Fade to black and continues ending plays)
  • (Black Background with Don't Let Go of Me ending plays, fade out to ending song plays and silent.)
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