Nightmare America is an American animated series and spin off of Welcome to Die, U.S.A.
Woman, burn down his chart. His sorry white ass is threw.
Sir, I think it would be best if you would just come with me.
Nurse where are you taking me?
To the morgue.
But i'm not dead.
Well, we're not there yet.
The series focuses on the notorious cult of metalheads known as "Nightmare".Like its predecessor, it portrayed dark and macabre content, including such subjects as violence and death.
Raya- A half satyr/half demon girlfriend of Brendan. She is affectionately nicknamed Snipe by Brendan
Honey- A Filipino-American
Crackers- A hippie who is a female to male transgender.
Cotton- Crackers older sister. She is shown to practice voyeurism several times as she had often watches people having sex ,especially Crackers and Cookie, for her own sexual satisfaction.
Cookie Marbles- A local hippie who often attempts to spread the message of peace, joy, and love only to get insulted and laughed at for being a hippie. She had sex with Cotton at the age of 14
Martin Romero- A troubled man who believed himself to be a vampire. Without fangs or mystical powers, He murders and sometimes sedates people in order to drink their blood. The reasons for his actions was due to an alleged curse that
Tommy- An elf
Gabriel- An archangel
Abbie Santini- Martin's love interest
Tateh Cuda- Martin's Lithuanian Catholic great uncle who treats Martin like an Old World vampire.
Christine- Martin's cousin and Tateh's daughter.
Arthur- Christine's boyfriend.
Edie- Babs' mentally ill mother.
Channing- The Marbles' manservant.
- Eddie: Braaaaaaains!
Eddie then started gnawing on Barbara's shoulder
Um, Barbara? Your husband is gnawing on your shoulder.
Barbara:Oh, he's just horny. (Eddie bit Barbara's shoulder hard causing blood to spill out) OH MY GOD! YES! RIGHT THERE!
- Cookie Marbles: Mom, What am I going to do now?
Connie Marbles: Well, you can eat shit for all I care. You see, there are two types of people in this world. My type of people and assholes. It's very obvious what kind of category you fit in to.
Cookie Marbles:If that's how you feel, then(flips off Connie with both of her hands) you can shove this up your ass!
- What do you want?
Serena:Your blood! Attack my pretties! Kill! Kill!
The screen zooms in to reveal a horde of giant snails begin to crawl towards
Serena:(laughs menacingly) MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
The screen zooms out to reveal tiny snails moving slowly towards as Serena smiles deviously, waiting for the snails to kill her. After about a minute or so, gets bored and walks away from Serena and the snails.
Serena: (shouted) Hey! Hey! Get back here and feel the wrath of my snails, damn it!
- :Could you tell me a bedtime story?
There once was a boy who died. The End.
- Abbi Santini: You ready to go on our date, Edward?
Edward Cullen: Yes, but there's something I should let you know. I'm a vampire. But don't freak out, because I don't drink human blood. I can survive off of cattle blood.
Abbi Santini: That's understandable. Humans eat meat, but don't necessarily eat humans.
Edward Cullen: Also, I'm not a mindless killing machine. I'm kind of a conflicted tortures soul so I hope you don't mind if I talk about my feelings.
Abbi Santini: Not at all, but don't you think you need to take an umbrella with you? Sunlight kills vampires.
Edward Cullen: No, sunlight just makes me sparkle like a diamond. (steps outside and began to sparkle)
Abbi then screams, pulls out a stake from her boot and stabs Edward in the heart. He then dies and turns into dust.
Abbi Santini: Ugh! Sparkling vampires... (ran away)
Abbi Santini: I don't mind vampires that are or aren't generic, evil, mindless, killing machines. I don't even mind vampires with complex emotions, but sparkling vampires is where I draw the damn line!
- YOU SHOT MY PENIS OFF YOU LITTLE BITCH!
- Cotton: Uh, Crackers
Cotton: Is it okay if a head disappears and red stuff is gushing out?
Crackers: I don't know. Why?
- Martin Romero:I'm hungry.
Abbi Santini:I'M NOT A CHEESEBURGER!
Martin Romero:Of course not. You smell way better than a cheeseburger.
Abbi Santini:Even though I'm flattered by the compliment, I STILL DON'T WANT TO BE SOMEONE'S LUNCH!
Martin Romero:Just a little bite.
Martin Romero:How about a tiny nibble? It'll barely hurt!
Abbi Santini:No nibbles!
Martin Romero:Please don't make me beg!
Abbi Santini: Do you want me to put a stake through your heart!
Cotton: Nom! Nom! Nom!
Abbi Santini:Oh for fuck's sake, not you too!
- Brendan:Cotton, What did I tell you about being a smartass!
Cotton: My ass ain't smart and you know it!
When do we get a bathroom break?
I'm afraid we don't have any toilets in hell. If you'd read your bible, you would've seen it was "Damnation without relief". So if you didn't go before you came here, I'm afraid you're not going to enjoy yourself very much here. But then, I believe that's the idea.
- You better hold on to your asses because this is gonna be one hell of a ride.