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The third and last season of Mia Stories aired from July 15, 2017, to July 29, 2017 (in the span of two complete weeks), for a total of 25 episodes and 43 segments in total. This brings the entire show to a total of 104 episodes.

Episodes

This is the first season in which each episode will equal 2 segments instead of 3 segments like from season 1 to midway through season 2.

No. Title Directed by Air Date
80a "Mia and the Stripper Bus" Lorelai Mumford July 15, 2017
Edben and Mia enter their school bus-but wait, it's actually a stripper bus that drives strippers to the local gentleman's club or something, since it's illegal to "pick them up". Edben and Mia then must find a way to escape the stripper bus and, when they do, only Edben catches the school bus and leaves Mia to walk to school by herself. When she's asked for an excuse on being late, Mia says that she went on a stripper bus by accident, much to Mrs. Forsyth's disbelief.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

80b "The Budget Cut Cutting" Donald Fairbanks July 15, 2017
When the principal realizes that it'll be too expensive to pay the Ghetto Lunch Lady or Mrs. Forsyth, he just fires both of them and takes their positions. Unbeknownst to him, however, both the Ghetto Lunch Lady and Mrs. Forsyth have teamed up to get revenge on the principal.
81 "Billy Langley's Salvation Cheeks" Pamela Atkins July 15, 2017
Billy Langley and Doug go back to Doug's mind world and must take care of a baby Doug in order to finally cheer Doug's depression forever. Unfortunately, Doug stops as he doubts that Billy Langley can stay in his mind for a long time, since it would "depress" him. They go back to Doug's mind world, and Doug finds 13 OreoTM cookies laying around his mind world. He collects them and eats them as well. He doesn't feel like he's less depressed, until the baby version of himself spits milk in his and Billy Langley's face, and they find themselves back in the real world. Doug realizes he is now more happier and optimistic, and he no longer sounds sad as well.

Absent: Dipper as Mia and 3D83N as Edben

82a "Genie in a Cookie Packet" Lester Gomez July 15, 2017
Mia finds a genie (Dipper) in her cookie packet, who turns out to be the ghost of a 45-year old former child laborer who died in a cookie factory. He lets her grant three wishes, but the last one, which is that everyone likes cookies (so that she can eat all the cookies she can please). Unfortunately, she regrets this as she quickly gets tired of consuming cookies, so she tries to find a solution in order to reverse her last wish. She eats the genie up, which reverses everything back to normal, with the exception of Mr. Villarreal knowing about Mia's last wish coming true.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

82b "Billy Langley's Sister Cheeks" Donald Fairbanks July 15, 2017
Ruby yet again adopts another kid, this time female, whose name is Annie (Dipper). Annie, however, is set on seducing Billy Langley and Doug, especially Billy Langley. On her first night, she gets caught by Ruby kissing a sleeping Billy Langley, and is sent back to the adoption center.
83 "John and the Poet" Ingrid Gibbons July 15, 2017
An aspiring poet by the name of John Lopez (Dipper) coincidentally arrives mistakenly at Oakwood's after-school Poet Club thinking it was the real deal. He hears John, who's part of the club, reading his latest poem, "When The Tree Falls Down". He loves it, and tells John if he can "borrow" his poem. He then goes to the local newspaper, The Eagle, and manages to get "his" poem published to critical success. He wins award for "The Best Poem of College Station", all while the pre-teen John Lopez, the real author, gets no recognition. Rosie inquires him on this, and tells him if there were any CCTVs available in the room where the Poet Club was being held at that day. It's realized that there were, and they manage to prove this to The Eagle, ruin aspiring writer John Lopez's career and reputation, and get John to win "The Best Poem of College Station".
84a "Fapping 101 From a Clueless Dad" Ingrid Gibbons July 15, 2017
After seeing that Mia doesn't masturbate correctly, Mr. Villarreal wrongly teaches her how to do it properly.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

84b "Mia No Wiping!" Grekk July 15, 2017
Mia tries to find anything to wipe her mess which she provoked after, um...masturbating. Really.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby and 3D83N as Edben

85a "Rosie's Notebook" Kenneth Dumont July 17, 2017
Since John always show her his poems, Rosie shows John her drawings in the style of anime. Unfortunately, she has drawn some hentai drawings as well. One of them involves John with his long "member" (yep.), and John tries to show her how big his "member" really is, with leads our couple to be kicked out of the cafeteria. John thinks this finally gives him the opportunity to show Rosie his "member".
85b "Mia and the Bad Hair Day" Anthony Gilligan July 17, 2017
Mia calls Edben and Ruby over so she can see their opinions on the many different hairstyles so she can choose one. Despite none of her two friends agreeing on it, Mia decides to try on the beehive hairstyle. Unfortunately, it's so realistic, it attracts a swarm of bees that end up residing in her hairdo. The three of them manage to shoo them away, but not before they sting an angry Mr. Villarreal.
86a "Diary of a Valery 2: Diary of a Kinky Kid" Poppy Livingston July 17, 2017
Mia and Edben take another peek at 10-year old Valery's diary, reading an excerpt. This excerpt details Valery's first use of a dildo. It all starts when she fakes sick so she can stay at home alone. She sneaks into her parents' room and steals her mom's dildo from the drawers. She learns how to use it, and ends up having an orgasm. The cat comes in, and Mia thinks she knows what happens next, closing the diary in disgust. But Edben persuades her to reluctantly continue. She resumes when the cat comes in and licks Valery's cum off the bed, then proceeds to leave. After Mia and Edben finish reading that sexual experience, her dad comes in and almost catches her reading Valery's diary, but Mia thinks fast and says it's lesbian porn, which her dad believes.
86b "Billy Langley's Vegetable Cheeks" Amy O'brien July 17, 2017
Billy Langley does not want to eat his salad during dinner, but his mom, Ruby, tries to convince him that it's healthy for him. He actually manages to be persuaded into eating it, though it is quickly revealed that he used a "chocolate spray" to spray chocolate on the salad. That would explain why he found it delicious. Billy is now forced to eat the salad without any cursed "chocolate spray", but he refuses until he's told that if he eats salad, he'll get "chocolate asparagus ice cream".

Absent: Dipper as Mia and 3D83N as Edben

87a "8 Complex Rules For Kissing My Kid" Fatima Mataraci July 17, 2017
After trying to get her to do so, Doug finally gets Ruby to invite his girlfriend, Adrienne (Dipper), and her mom (Dipper) as well for dinner. Adrienne and Doug really like each other, but Adrienne is unable to kiss properly, so Doug tries to teach her. She still cannot seem to get the hang of it, however.
87b "2 Kids With 2 Kids" Miriam Northrop July 17, 2017
A documentary crew films Ruby and Eileen, two preteens who already have two kids of their own, albeit adopted.

Absent: Dipper as Mia and 3D83N as Edben

88a "Aren't You The New Black?" Donald Fairbanks July 17, 2017
A new black inmate (Dipper) is sentenced to the College Station Town Prison and quickly tries to have sex with Mrs. Villarreal. Mila throws her into the cell wall and fucks Mrs. Villarreal instead. Afterwards, Mrs. Villarreal reminisces about how she misses and Mia and hopes to right wrong she had with her, before resuming getting fucked by Mila.

Absent: Dipper as Mia and Ruby and 3D83N as Edben
Note: This is the sixth episode not to feature any of the three main characters.
Note #2: The segment title's a reference to Orange Is the New Black.

88b "Mrs. Forsyth Causes a Fart Fire" Annie Oh July 17, 2017
Mrs. Forsyth ends up casing a fire after she "cuts the cheese". The police and even the fire department intervene and try to stop the fire. Meanwhile, Mrs. Forsyth is taken to the police station for questioning, since she was near the fire and may have caused it. After realizing that she started the fire by letting it out, the police officer questioning her lets her go, disgusted. Afterwards, the fire is taken care of, and Mrs. Forsyth can continue to teach. Unfortunately, she starts a rain in the classroom by peeing.
89 "Mia's Lesbian Porn Watch: Origins" Kenneth Dumont July 24, 2017
Mia tells Edben about how she first got on the habit of watching excessive lesbian pornography, her first sexual experience, and [oh god, why?] the first time she ever used a dildo.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

90 "Mia's the Man" Patricia Tambor July 24, 2017
Mia decides to embrace her masculine side by dressing up as a guy and falsely identifying herself as Milo Villagrande, a new student, at Oakwood. Unfortunately, she gets caught and gets in trouble.
91a "A Look Into Mia's Future" Fitzpatrick Sinclair July 24, 2017
While at the town fair, Mia asks for a prediction of her future from a psychic (Dipper) simply calling herself, "The Great Psychic". The psychic forewarns Mia that her future looks "uncertain", and that she'll suffer bad luck. Later on in her household, Mia gets grounded by her dad, therefore proving the psychic's predictions to truth.
91b "Diary of a Valery 3: Shower" Fatima Mataraci July 24, 2017
Mia and Edben read more of Valery's diary, this time reading an excerpt on the time she caught her own mother taking a shower and seeing her in the buff. At the end, both of them finish reading the excerpt and head downstairs for lunch. Mr. Villarreal enters Mia's room and takes Valery's diary with him.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

92a "Mia's Got Talent" Grekk July 24, 2017
After discovering Mia's wonderful singing-humming talent, Mr. Villarreal signs her up for a talent show of sorts hosted by a talent search agency. Mia is booed off during her presentation of singing-humming, and a girl who reads her One Direction fan fiction on Wattpad wins and goes to the Nationals talent show. Mia, angry, beats her up, and is subsequently the winner, though by now Mia no longer cares.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

92b "Scavenging the Asparagus Hunt" Poppy Livingston July 24, 2017
In celebration of World Asparagus Day, Mr. Villarreal hides asparagus all over College Station and makes Mia and her classmates to find them. Sort of like a scavenger hunt. Edben gets the most asparagus, and his prize ends up being...asparagus soup.
93a "The Principal Meets the Principal of AMCMS" Amy O'brien July 24, 2017
The principal of Oakwood meets the female principal of AMCMS (Dipper), whom he's immediately attracted to. His crush on her gets in the way of business, and he accidentally accepts a merge between Oakwood and AMCMS.

Absent: Dipper as Mia and Ruby and 3D83N as Edben
Note: This is the seventh episode not featuring any of the three main characters.

93b "John and the Tuesday Night Family Bonding Time" Lorelai Mumford July 24, 2017
Edben goes to John's house for a study date, but their plans go to the shredder as it is John's "Tuesday Night Family Bonding Time". This time, the whole family will watch TV...you known, as a family. When Edben tries to leave, John's hyperactive and crazy mother with a caffeine pill addiction refuses to let him go. John tries to do the same, but gets beaten with a belt. John's mother ends up OD'ing on caffeine pills, however, and is arrested. John's father lets him do this homework afterwards.

Absent: Dipper as Mia and Ruby

94a "Fightin' the Prison: Prison Yard" Ingrid Gibbons July 24, 2017
Mrs. Villarreal plans to beat up a Italian female prisoner (Dipper) after they meet and end up hating each other. However, she is unable to throw punches and feels like she will never beat her up, until Mila gives her a "Kiss of Believe". The next day, Mrs. Villarreal gets beaten up to a pulp by said Italian female prisoner, until she and Mila start giving her each a "Kiss of Believe", which weakens her. As it turns out, Mila's "Kiss of Believe" to Mrs. Villarreal was a hint on how to weaken the Italian female prisoner, but Mrs. Villarreal did not get the memo.

Absent: Dipper as Mia and Ruby and 3D83N as Edben
Note: This is the eight episode not to feature any of the three main characters.

94b "Mia's a Good Role Model" Wendy Conroy July 24, 2017
Mia thinks she has found her career as a model after a photographer promises her a bright future as one. But as it turns out, she's being sold into human sex trafficking. The photographer's plans are foiled after they're found out and beaten up.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

95a "That's Hot" Annie Oh July 24, 2017
While on a hot summer day, Edben tries to resolve that by installing a lot of air conditioners in Mia's household. Unfortunately, Mia and her dad find the place a lot colder instead.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

95b "A̶s̶p̶a̶r̶a̶g̶u̶s̶ Tomato Soup" Miriam Northrop July 24, 2017
Mia refuses to eat tomato soup after Mr. Villarreal runs out of asparagus to make asparagus soup. Everytime Mr. Villarreal adds salt or lime to it in order to make her eat it, she keeps spitting the soup in his face. Then, he puts chocolate chips in, and she ends up eating ten bowls of chocolate chip tomato soup. She feels full and throws up on her dad instead of spitting. Even with this happening, she demands more chocolate chip tomato soup.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

96a "Mia's Changing Body" Grekk July 28, 2017
Puberty hits Mia hard, causing her to grow a "bush" on her...you know where, and, in addition, having a period. Afterwards, she ends up having stomach cramps, which turn Mia into a grouchy and pushy little bitch.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

96b "Billy Langley's Attached Cheeks" Donald Fairbanks July 28, 2017
Billy Langley becomes attracted to Mia as he stays over with her and Edben at the Villarreal household. He only wants to eat stuff Mia handled and not Edben's. And he really wants to hang out with her. When he and Mia go upstairs to play hide-and-seek, he reveals his feelings towards Mia, and tells her how he wants to marry her and have babies with her. Edben catches them red-handed and tries to deal with Billy Langley, but he knocks them out, and they find themselves tied up. Billy Langley reveals himself in a tuxedo, telling Mia she is wearing a wedding dress and is marrying him. Mia plays along and "marries" him, though she tells him the wedding isn't legally official, so technically Billy Langley's isn't her husband. Ruby then comes to pick up Billy Langley.
97a "John and the Rose" Pamela Atkins July 28, 2017
A rose which John gave to Rosie flies away and lands on Eileen, the principal, and Mrs. Forsyth, before ultimately landing on Edben, who Mia thinks gave it to her.
97b "Squ-ear Dance" Lester Gomez July 28, 2017
John ends up with a clingy and lovelorn obese girl named "Fat Lily" (Dipper) as his square dance partner, who tries to kiss him and cuts off his ear. He ends up with Rosie while "Fat Lily" ends up being paired with the creepy gym teacher (Dipper), who gives off pedophile vibes.
98a "Directed by Mia Villarreal" Anthony Gilligan July 28, 2017
Mia, Edben, Ruby, Eileen, John, and Rosie, show their short film as part of a project by Mrs. Forsyth, titled Mia: What Do You Actually Know About Her? (Not A Whole Lot, That's For Sure), detailing secrets that no one apart from her close friends know about Mia. Everyone in the group gets a good grade, except for an absent John and Rosie, who are revealed as absent because they are seeing said short film in Rosie's household.
98b "Nature Sucks" William Ebert July 28, 2017
While on a camping trip, Mia goes on about how wonderful nature can be, except that she may have wished she would have taken that back, as she gets bitten by ants in her face and a snake in the roof of her mouth. Afterwards, she stumbles upon a Girl Scouts tropp who reveal to be lesbians, and Mia leaves to go with her friends at their campsite.
99a "Rosie Changes" Dipper July 28, 2017
Rosie gets pressured by her mom to study more and read less manga and see less anime. This changes Rosie from a weaboo into a studious intellect who loves math and Jackson. After John comes into her household and wins an argument against her mom, Rosie takes a step back and becomes a weaboo.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

99b "Mystery of the Lost Vibrator" Fatima Mataraci July 28, 2017
Mia shows off her hard-boiled side after her vibrator goes missing. She interrogates everyone in the Villarreal household in case they know anything about its whereabouts, to no avail. The last person she questions is Maleni, who says she does not have it. However, a surprise twist is revealed as Maleni's shown to have said vibrator. The episode ends as she's about to, um..."use it".

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

100 "Apologies From Mia" Kenneth Dumont July 29, 2017
Mia decides to make amends with anyone she has ever wronged before herself and her family move to Los Angeles. This includes Ruby, Eileen, Rosie, John, Billy Langley, the principal, and Mrs. Forsyth. She has one last person she must make amends with: her own mother.
101a "Bring Your Lesbian Daughter to Work Day" Poppy Livingston July 29, 2017
Mr. Villarreal brings Mia to his office for "Bring Your Lesbian Daughter to Work Day", where she meets one of her father's coworker's daughter (Dipper). They spice things up by getting kinky with the office supplies while having sex. Mr. Villarreal catches them, but is unfazed.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

101b "Diary of a Valery 4: The Last Fucking Entry" Calvin MacKenzie July 29, 2017
Mia and Edben read the last entry of Valery's diary, which details how she hopes her "future daughter" won't be a complete slut like her.
102a "Billy Langley's Elementary Cheeks" Dipper July 29, 2017
Billy Langley is set to graduate from Pre-K, but since he is well over 3 years old, he has to graduate from the 3rd grade. So Ruby goes to Gap to buy him a fancy suit and pants, along with shoes. However, when Billy Langley graduates from the third grade, he refuses graduating in the third grade and wants to graduate from Pre-K, since that's where his friends are from and he doesn't want to graduate with third-grade strangers. Billy Langley gets his wishes granted and graduates from Pre-K alongside his Pre-K friends.
102b "Caught Whore-Handed" Dipper July 29, 2017
Maleni is caught riding Mia's dildo, the one she was looking for in Mystery of the Lost Vibrator. She admits that she is tired of being perfect and smart, and that she sometimes need to act like a slut. Her dad lets her continue riding on the dildo, but she gets fucked so hard that she flies out of her window. Mia sees this but refuses to help her, saying she's "all alone" on this one

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

103-104 "The Way to LA: A Mia Stories Series Finale" Various July 29, 2017
Mia and her family leaves College Station and head over to LA on a plane, but unbeknownst to all of them, Mrs. Villarreal has escaped from prison to join them.
Note: Series finale.
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