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The 2nd season of Mia Stories aired on June 16, 2017, and has been continuing since, with 39 episodes and TBA segments planned.

Episodes

No. Title Directed by Air Date
41a "Mia Goes Camp" Miriam Northrop June 16, 2017
Mrs. Forsyth takes her 5th period science class to a field trip to Woods Woods, where they'll camp and learn the ways of camping. Everyone also will be partnered up to share a tent with someone else. She tells them the story of Justin Barhoes, a lumberjack who was axed with a, well, ax, and haunts the Woods Woods, axing anyone who had nothing to with his death for undetermined reasons. During an attempt at sleeping at Woods Woods on the first night, Justin Barhoes tries to kill Ruby and Mia, but Edben tries to fight him off and takes off Barhoes' mask, which reveals Barhoes as a nerdy and forgettable kid, Ashton (Dipper). He's promptly arrested, and it's revealed he may have started the Justin Barhoes legend. When everyone goes back to sleep on their tents, however, a shadow of Justin Barhoes reveals he's real after all.
41b "Mia In Trouble" Lester Gomez June 16, 2017
Mia gets in trouble for not respecting Mrs. Forsyth's opinion on lesbian porn stars, so the principal makes her have detention in the detention center for 99 years. Mia decides to get revenge by dressing up as the principal, going to Mrs. Forsyth and blinding her, and reversing Mia's punishment since Mrs. Forsyth won't ever call out on her facade blind. However, Mia's principal's voice impersonation slips out as Mia ends up talking in her voice, and Mrs. Forsyth sends her back to the principal's office, where she's given an additional 99.5 years in detention.
41c "Billy Langley's New Friend" Grekk June 16, 2017
Ruby sets up a playdate between Billy Langley and a quiet, well-mannered kid named Jackotim (Dipper), whose mom she met. Jackotim is shown to be naive at being a normal kid, preferring vegetables over candy and unable to stack blocks. Eventually, Jackotim's revealed as a robot after he malfunctions.

Absent: Dipper as Mia, 3D83N as Edben

42a "The Mrs. Villarreal and Mila Team-Up" Ingrid Gibbons June 16, 2017
While in prison, Mrs. Villarreal and Mila team-up to kill Mia to get her once and for all. They attack her, but Edben fights them off in a really long fight scene. The police is called in, and so Mila gets 1,000,231+ years in prison while Mrs. Villarreal gets a life sentence "until her rotting corpse stinks the whole prison". In prison, both of them get raped and left for dead, together.
42b "John and the Poem" Ingrid Gibbons June 16, 2017
John recites a poem to Rosie about his love for her, though Rosie finds it too romantic and wishes that John would have simply told her that he loved her instead instead of reciting it, as she's a self-proclaimed "weaboo faggot".

Absent: Dipper as Mia

42c "Mia Visits the Doctor" Annie Oh June 16, 2017
Mia has to visit the doctor for her regular check-up, but almost gets sexually harassed by a doctor. After her check-up ends, she gets a 22-inch dildo as a "prize".

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

43a "Ruby and Eileen's Movie Night" Grekk June 16, 2017
Ruby, Eileen, and Billy Langley try to find a movie to watch for movie night, but when they stumble upon a porn film, Ruby breaks the TV with an asparagus.

Absent: Dipper as Mia

43b "Mia and Maleni Bond Over Bond" Diane Reed June 16, 2017
Mia and Maleni are forced to bond by their dad over Monopoly, TV shows, and getting locked up in their room and getting shocked by a shock bracelet if they act mean to each other. Eventually, they start getting along and share cookies together.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

43c "Momma Cumma's House Cleaning" Fenton Cole June 16, 2017
Two house cleaners, Brad and Chad (both voiced by Dipper), clean up the late Momma Cumma's house. At the end, after they believe they got a paycheck, it's revealed that it's an angry letter from their boss not lending them their paycheck since they were caught stealing Momma Cumma's lesbian porn magazines.

Absent: Dipper as Mia and Ruby, 3D83N as Edben
Note: This is the first episode to feature none of the three main characters, Mia, Edben, and Ruby.

44a "Mia and the Cookie Pet" Ingrid Gibbons June 18, 2017
When Mia's dad (Dipper) refuses to get her a pet dog due to her irresponsibility, Mia decides to practice being pet-responsible by having a "cookie pet", or "pet cookie", which she gives water to (it gets soggy), takes it out for a walk (uses a lesbian porn tape DVD as a "leash"), gets her cookie pet complimented by many people, and finds out it's obedient (even though it's obvious it's not sentient, so it can't do anything). When her dad realizes she practiced with a cookie pet, he decides to buy her a dog since she brought the cookie in one piece, albeit soggy.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

44b "Billy Langley's Birthday Cheeks" Kenneth Dumont June 18, 2017
Ruby learns from the adoption center in which she adopted Billy Langley that it's his 8th birthday, so she and Eileen decide to buy the items and prepare Billy Langley's birthday party. Ruby invites Mia and Edben and John and Rosie, who end up bringing gifts. Mia brings him something, Edben brings in a Paw PatrolTM set, John a copy of Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven", for Ruby to read to Billy Langley as a bedtime story (which she decides to use as something to stand on), and Rosie a copy of the Yo-kai Watch manga. Billy Langley likes all the gifts, but he wants another gift as well: the identity of his biological parents. He decides to go to the adoption center where he was adopted, and get the answer. One of the workers there easily goes to the computer and finds the identity of his parents: Annie and Timothy Atkins.
44c "Rosie Goes to AnimeCon" Poppy Livingston June 18, 2017
Rosie, dressed up as Victor from Yuri on Ice, brings John, Mia, and Edben to AnimeCon, and demands them to dress up as an anime character. So John dresses up as Goku, Mia as Sailor Moon, and Edben as Naruto Uzumaki. In the Anime Con, Rosie meets her ex-boyfriend, dressed up as Yuri and who claims to be a "famous anime creator", who wants to be with her, but John intervenes and afterwards, he, Mia, and Rosie decide to go to the panel where the Yuri on Ice creators are, leaving Edben comically alone.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

45a "Mia Starts a Cookie Band" Annie Oh June 18, 2017
Mia forces Edben, Ruby, and Rosie too start a "cookie band" together at 7 AM, with Edben having the bass guitar, Ruby the electronic keyboard, Rosie the drums, and Mia the singer. Mia sings a song called "Meaning of Life" (though the title is revealed in The CC APP), but thinks it's "horrible", and wants everyone to re-do it, so she sings a different version of the song, but the playing of instruments is terrible, so she wants another re-doing.
45b "Miss Kinky's Class" Grekk June 18, 2017
Mia and Edben go to Miss Kendall's class, or her legally changed named Miss Kinky, where she teaches them to play instruments, plays "the best songs of the century" (which are "Friday" by Rebecca Black, "Baby" by Justin Bieber, and "What Makes You Beautiful" by One Direction), and teaches kids to how to play with another instrument...the penis.
45c "Billy Langley's Bath Cheeks" Lester Gomez June 18, 2017
Billy Langley must get a bath taken and Eileen must help him get scrubbed, all while Billy Langley plays with "Mommy's favorite toy".

Absent: Dipper as Mia and 38D3N as Edben

46a "Mia's Cookie Fanfiction" Ursula Reynolds June 18, 2017
Mia reads Edben her cookie fanfiction in which she sticks a cookie up her...well, you know, the C word. She then reads another fanfic in which she does the same thing to another cookie. In the end, she really does stick a cookie up her vagina and eats it...with cum.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

46b "Mia and Maleni in: Getting Diego" Lester Gomez June 18, 2017
Mia and Maleni trick Diego into getting a Go Diego Go! season 2 DVD with a cookie in the place of a disc, and then show him the disc getting burned in the household's fireplace. Mia's dad realizes of the girly duo's sick "joke", and burns Mia's lesbian porn tapes and Maleni's How To Do Easy Ballet in 3 Steps in the same fireplace in retaliation.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

46c "Miss Kinky's Porn Tape: Part One" Jason Muto June 18, 2017
A kid named Sam (Dipper), who has the same Music period as Edben and Mia, finds one of Miss Kendall's porn tapes from when she used to be a former lesbian porn star, and watches it much to his later disgust. In the end, he reveals that he'll leak it to social media.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby
Note: Even though this episode clearly has "Part One" in its title, this is just a single episode with no planned 2-parter.

47a "A Mia and Her Dog" Ingrid Gibbons June 19, 2017
Since Mia has proved her responsibility in taking care of a pet since the episode Mia and the Cookie Pet, her dad buys her a dog from Rosie, who's revealed as a dog breeder. The dog is a poodle/Chihuahua mix, which Mia names "Cookie". Unfortunately, it adapts some of Mia's negative traits, like an obsession with cookies and watching lesbian porn. Mia's upset dad returns Cookie to Rosie, though Cookie acts hostile on Rosie, since she is now a stranger in its eyes. So Mr. Villarreal returns it to the Villarreal household, under the condition that Maleni must take care of it instead of Mia.
47b "Billy Langley's Parent Cheeks" Ingrid Gibbons June 19, 2017
Billy Langley's real parents visit him, though they are some strange individuals. Billy's mom, Annie, is easily agitated while his dad seems cold. Eventually, though, they reveal themselves as kidnappers who kidnap their own kid and name him Anderson. The police are called in and Annie and her husband are each given life sentences while Billy Langley goes back to his adopted yet more loving parents, Ruby and Eileen.
47c "John and the John" Poppy Livingston June 19, 2017
A new kid similar to John named Jón (Dipper; the o is pronounced fast) manages to fool Rosie into thinking he's the real John for a whole entire year. In the 7th grade, Rosie finds out about the phony when people keep calling "John" Jón, and realizes the kid she ostracized as "Jón" was actually John. She and the real John get back together and beat up Jón.
48a "Esmeralda and the (Vice) Principal's D-d-date!!! Kenneth Dumont June 19, 2017
When Esmeralda and her principal wife go to McDonalds for a date, they encounter a dirty, religious nut named Pete (Dipper) who hates gays like them. So the principal, who has a black belt in karate, challenges him to a fight that she wins. In a minor subplot, Mia and Edben go to Ruby's house and Edben must endure Billy Langley's constant affection for his mother.
48b "Mia in: Replacing Maleni" Grekk June 19, 2017
Mia must replace Maleni in the production of Ballet Ballet after she ends up twisting her ankle, but of course she has no idea on how to twirl and fails. She gives up in ballet but remembers the times she tried to prank her sister and bore witness to her ballet, and she manages to twirl gracefully for the rest of the production, making it a hit. Maleni's ballet instructor (Dipper) considers her joining Maleni's ballet "troop", but Mia declines, as she likes lesbian porn and cookies better.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

48c "Mia Uses Cookie In Everything" Annie Oh June 19, 2017
Mia decides to use cookies in everything! She eats chunks of cookies dipped in milk for breakfast and...this includes riding on a cookie-themed dildo as well.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

49a "Billy Langley's First Day of School Cheeks" Ursula Reynolds June 19, 2017
Billy Langley goes to preschool (even though he's 8 years old) and meets another kid (3D83N) like him.
49b "Esmeralda Cannot Get the Principal Out Of Her Mind" Poppy Livingston June 19, 2017
While having a...well..."intimate moment" with her principal wife, Esmeralda starts playing memories of the late principal in her head and mourns his loss, wishing he was back with her. She only gets convinced after the principal tells her that the late principal is "the past" and the (vice) principal's "the future", and how the present is "the future". Esmeralda accepts this, breaks a framed photo of the late principal, and reveals that she tested positive for a pregnancy test...which she took approximately 8 months ago.

Absent:' Dipper as Mia and Ruby and 3D83N as Edben
Note: This is the second episode which does not feature any of the three main characters.

49c "Diamond" Poppy Livingston June 19, 2017
After revealing herself as pregnant to her principal wife in the previous episode, Esmeralda Cannot Get the Principal Out Of Her Mind, Esmeralda gives birth to a baby girl which she names "Diamond Sapphire Ortiz". However, she and her wife face parenting issues.
50a "Soap Miapera" Kenneth Dumont June 20, 2017
A parody of a soap opera in which Diamond gets taken away by a kidnapper (3D83N) and Ruby must save her...in the most soap operatic way ever
50b "Mia Makes a Religion Out of Cookies" Lester Gomez June 20, 2017
Mia decides to make a religion, Cookieanity based on her lover for cookies, so she calls over Ruby and Maleni so all three can pray to the Almighty Cookie God. Edben ends up eating the ACG and Mia gets angry, so she burns the whole house with everyone inside so they can all "repay for their sins". Mia and her Cookieniaty's followers, however, leave the house as this is too crazy for them, so Mia is stuck inside the burning house, hoping a picture of the ACG will save her.
50c "John Doe" Bubba Guiana June 20, 2017
John gets a part-time job at Half Price BooksTM as a cashier so he can get $5 dollars from doing said job. However, he gets paranoid when Mia, Edben, Ruby, Rosie and a male cousin (Dipper) visit the bookstore in order to study for a Math test together, and believes that Rosie's male cousin may be making his next move to be with Rosie, and he gets angry at them. Rosie, angered as much as him, decides that they need to have a "time off" in their relationship, since he is clingy and obsessive and won't let her be with other males just trying to be friendly towards her. After the official time off, John gets fired for making everyone wait in line for the cashier, which is him.
51a "Billy Langley's Blocky Cheeks" Lorelai Mumford June 20, 2017
Billy Langley builds a "blocky house" from his toy blocks for Ruby, but Eileen knocks the blocky house over as he tries to get the remote control. Billy Langley's angry until Eileen promises to rebuild the blocky house with him. It is built, but Eileen yet again knocks it down and Billy Langley gets angry, declaring his mom the best.
51b "Mia and the Locker Share Scare" Grekk June 20, 2017
Oakwood makes a locker-share policy of sorts in which the pupils have to share lockers with another pupil. Mia has to share her locker with a whispering, weird girl named Amada Counterskeleton (Dipper), who never seems to actually go to classes and have any friends whatsoever. One day, she and Edben follow Amada, who strangely goes to the girls' bathroom instead of a class. In the bathroom, Mia and Edben bear witness to her suicide by hanging, yet she gets out of the stall in which she killed herself and seems fine, so Mia and Edben decide to go to the library and find newspapers detailing a girl's suicide by hanging in Oakwood. While researching in the library, Mia finds a newspaper detailing a girl's suicide by hanging in the Oakwood girls' bathroom, who just so happens to also be named Amada Counterskeleton. She hanged herself because no one shared her bizarre interest in nooses, so Mia decides to pretend to "hang herself", deducing that Amada will move on to the afterlife is she pretends to do so. The next day, she follows Amada to the bathroom and "hangs herself", tricking Amada into moving to the afterlife.
51c "Mia and Rosie Share A Love of Anime" Ingrid Gibbons June 20, 2017
Mia and Rosie share a love of anime and tell each other their favorite animes. Then they start kissing as soon as Edben gives his own opinion on his favorite anime, and he starts hunting them down in anger. At the end, however, it turns out to be a phony named Ebden (Dipper) who tried to kill our two lovers, and he's arrested. Then Edben accepts the love between Mia and Rosie, as long as Mia still loves him as well. Rosie gets a dildo and helps Mia rides on it as the episode ends.
52a "Get the London Look, Like Mi(m)a Villa(falsa)rreal" Grekk June 20, 2017
Mia gets to be in one of L'Oréal's "Get the London Look" commercials (even though they were originally named by Rommel London, and she hates them, but she wants to get money) but the female narrator (Dipper) keeps butchering Mia's full name by saying "Mima Villafalsa" or "Mita (???)", but finally she gets it right. Her commercial ends with her breasts and buttocks enlarged, though it later ends unedited. Mia then gets a $3, then a $3K dollar paycheck, though she rips it out since pedophiles are texting her saying how beautiful she was out of sadness.
52b "Informiarcials" Kenneth Dumont June 20, 2017
Informercials for products featuring Mia and Edben, such as a "Pornputer", which can only download pornography.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

52c "Billy Langley's Dinner Cheeks" Kenneth Dumont June 20, 2017
Mia and Edben are invited to Ruby's healthy dinner, where they chow down on Caesar salad as the main meal, gulp down "Diet Water" (a reference to this picture), have a side of mash potatoes with garbanzo beans, and have brownies with "spinach" (actually cannabis) as dessert. Everyone almost gets high on the brownies, except Edben, who calls a police officer who also gets high on weed. After the high's over, Ruby cannot recollect what she had previously done before her high, and believes that she has yet to pass down the brownies with "spinach" on them.
53 "Mia and the Meaning of Her Life" Ingrid Gibbons June 22, 2017
Mia realizes that her life is planned in a room found in the inside of her cookie packet, from her physical appearance to her personality, and that her life is told by a narrator (Dipper; breaking the fourth wall). She changes her personality and appearance as well, and the next day she is an innocent, well-behaved, and smart girl with big breasts and a big booty as well. Everything goes well until Mia realizes that she's under constant pressure and stress from trying to be her new, perfect self (including her dad, who wants her to do everything good and refers to her as his "perfect little daughter"), and decides to go back into the cookie packet in order to go back to normal, but due to the fact that she could only change her personality and physical appearance once, she ends up nonexistent with Edben. She manages to go back after writing her old physical look and personality in spit, and goes back to her normal self. Mr. Villarreal realizes this and refers to Maleni as her favorite.
54a "Mia in: Maleninapped" Lorelai Mumford June 22, 2017
A group of people who kidnap annoying sisters named AEAS (Association for the Elimination of All Sisters) kidnap Maleni and Mia and Edben must rescue her. They realize that the group tortures the annoying sisters by spanking them and slapping them. After all of them get beaten to the pulp, our three protagonists leave the association's "headquarters" (which is a small shack located in the woods) burnining.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

54b "Mr. Villarreal Falls in Sith Love" Jason Muto June 22, 2017
Mr. Villarreal falls in love with Mrs. Forsyth, who comes over to the Villarreal household for a date. She ends up falling in love with him, and they start having sex while watching a porn parody of Star Wars. However, the sex abruptly ends when Mr. Villarreal moans out "Valery", and Mrs. Forsyth gets angry and leaves him.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

54c "Billy Langley's Hateful Cheeks" Grekk June 22, 2017
Billy Langley goes from his loving, cute self, to his unloving, hateful self after he gets inspired by a foul-mouthed and mean kid from school (Dipper). He leaves his mom to go to this friend's house, where he meets his friend's tweaker dad (3D83N). In the house, Billy Langley and his friends get high on cocaine, which takes a dangerous turn quickly when his friend tries to kill him. Billy escapes him and goes back to his old roots as cute and loving.
55a "John and the Reconnection" Annie Oh June 22, 2017
John wants to reconnect with Rosie, much to her dismay. She reveals their relationship "time off" was actually a break-up, and has already moved on with a kid named Antonio (Dipper). John, however, manages to woo her into his arms after he gives her a special edition of her favorite, unnamed manga, of which only 30 copies are available. She then dumps Antonio immediately.
55b "Eileen's Hentai A-dick-tion" Ursula Reynolds June 22, 2017
Eileen's hentai addiction comes to light, and Ruby considers it disgusting and not something to show to Billy Langley, even though she herself has made Billy Langley fall in love with lesbian porn.
55c "The Villarrealshank Redemption" Poppy Livingston June 22, 2017
Mrs. Villarreal gets her life sentence shortened to 2 years due to good behavior. A fast forward to the future shows her release from prison.
56a "The Principal of Hell" Miriam Northrop June 22, 2017
A look at the deceased principal's entry into hell, where he's (kind of) guided by The Grim Reaper (3D83N) to Hellmart and McHellnalds (parodies of Walmart and McDonalds).

Absent: Dipper as Mia and Ruby and 3D83N as Edben
Note: This is the third episode that does not feature any of three main characters.

56b "Maleni Teaches Mia the Art of Ballet" Lester Gomez June 22, 2017
Maleni tries to teach Mia how to twirl like ballerinas, but it causes Mia's paralysis.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

56c "Mia and the Chore Whore" Anthony Gilligan June 22, 2017
Mia doesn't do her chores, so her dad throws everything at her to do, like washing dishes and clothes.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

57 "Hostile Hospital" Fitzpatrick Sinclair June 23, 2017
Mia wakes up in a hospital with no memory of how she got there. From what she can gather from the nurse, she was hospitalized after blacking out from getting hit by a cookie, which Maleni had thrown after getting mad at her. However, she realizes that the hospital goes by Hostile Hospital, and she gets creeped out even more when the nurse reveals to have unplugged her husband's life support machine and the doctor seems perverted. The doctor then tries to sedate Mia, but she manages to wake up talking slurred gibberish. Her hospital room then turns into a booby trap hell as an ax and knife try to stab her. She and Edben manage to escape the hospital safely with Mr. Villarreal, due to the fact that victims of the HH may leave safely with an adult or guardian. Mr. Villarreal reveals that Mia never got knocked out by a cookie thrown by Maleni, and actually got kidnapped by employees from the hospital.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

58a "Mia's Cookie Boyfriend" William Ebert June 23, 2017
Mia falls in love with a certain cookie. In fact, she loves it so much, she even sticks it up her...um...nether region, which makes it soggy, and she even wants to marry it! Mr. Villarreal, however, doesn't allow this. Then, Edben eats the cookie! Mia, however, easily comes up to terms with Edben being her boyfriend. Her dad ends up calling the mental asylum though, so they can take her there, much to her refusal.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

58b "Mia Goes to the Mental Asylum" Timothy Lane June 23, 2017
Continuing after the previous segment in which Mia had fallen in love with a cookie, Mia is sent to a mental asylum, where she meets people with certain mental disabilities, like an elderly woman with Alzheimer's. Knowing fully well that she's too mentally balanced to stay in said asylum, she and Edben manage to escape after she impersonates her dad who "gets her out of there". The escape proves successful, until they arrive at Mia's house and Mr. Villarreal grounds Mia for escaping. He also mentions that she is crazy.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

59a "Mia's Sculpting of Porning" Fatima Mataraci June 23, 2017
During Mia's art period, the students learn and are required to sculpt something up into a sculpture. So Mia makes a sculpture of Momma Cumma during her primetime, complete with big breasts, buttocks, and her hair perm. The art teacher (Dipper) disapproves of this and throws the Momma Cumma sculpture into the trash can, telling her to make a new one or risk getting a bad grade. Mia decides to get a good grade by sculpting the art teacher, but with big breasts and buttocks. The art teacher approves of this sculpture and gives her an A+ for the day. She also tells Mia that she has to see her after class, where she reveals to want sex from Mia by taking off her bra.
59b "A Touching Class" Lorelai Mumford June 23, 2017
Mia starts masturbating during a boring and mundane day in Math class, but the Math teacher (Dipper) doesn't approve and makes her have detention along with Edben, due to the fact that he was helping her get self-pleasure. Mia, however, doesn't care and, after the teacher leaves, masturbates in front of the entire class.
59c "Mia's Computer Ass" Fenton Cole June 23, 2017
Mia decides to search and watch porn during her computer period, when the computer teacher (Dipper) tells the class to search for stuff in their computers. She (sPoILer ALErt!) gets caught by the teacher, but the teacher finds herself mesmerized by the female buttocks, and wants to see more.
60a "The Principal's Many Deeds" Diane Reed June 24, 2017
The Grim Reaper gives the principal a chance to come back to Earth as a live, human being, under the condition that he must do 3 good deeds: 1) Cure a dying a kid, 2) Help the elderly and 3) Find a true love, but it's changed. After reluctantly doing all three, he comes back to Earth, much to the shock of everyone who accepted him dead. He demotes the (vice) principal back into, well, the vice principal and takes the position of principal once again.
60b "Mia Puts Her Cookie Dress On for School" Fatima Mataraci June 24, 2017
Mia's cookie dress at school causes a stir, since her private regions can be clearly shown. The principal calls her into his office and demands her to take the dress off and put on baggy clothes provided by the school. Mia then goes back to the front office to retrieve her cookie dress, but it has been eaten by the principal. After Mia leaves defeated, in baggy clothes and all, the principal ejaculates on the cookies used to make the cookie dress, which the vice principal unknowingly eats.
60c "Billy Langley's Brother Cheeks" Ingrid Gibbons June 24, 2017
Ruby feels like Billy Langley's a bit lonely, so she and Eileen go back to the adoption center where they adopted Billy Langley so they can adopt a brother for him. They want to settle on an optimistic and friendly kid (Dipper), but he is already being adopted by another set of parents, so Ruby and Eileen settle on a depressing kid (Dipper), which they adopt. Also, Edben tries to convince Billy Langley that it's wrong to look at lesbian porn and masturbate to it. Ruby and Eileen come home with the depressed kid, who Billy Langley immediately takes a liking to and so they both play and hang out together.
61a "The Principal and the Vice Principal" Kenneth Dumont June 24, 2017
The principal and his numerous yet failed attempts at wooing the vice principal, who already came out to him.

Absent: Dipper as Mia and Ruby and 3D83N as Edben
Note: This is the fourth episode not to feature any of the three main characters.

61b "Alexis From Texas" Annie Oh June 24, 2017
An annoying new girl named Alexis Finley (Dipper), whom John knows, is an immature and childish girl who snitches to the teachers about anoyone blurting out an expletive without hesitation and gags and rages about any couple showing affection towards each other. She manages to stay under her radar, despite her troubling around, until the principal makes her come to his front office, where he gives her detention due to her annoying, childish tendencies, but first tapes her hands, arms, and legs so she doesn't annoy anyone anymore.
61c "How To Cure Doug's Depression. It's That Easy!" Amy O'brien June 24, 2017
Ruby tries to cure her new son's (who's officially named Doug) depressive ways by taking him to the slides and buying him ice cream, though none of this cures it in any way. Doug blurts out his first laugh when he sees his mother's vagina, which he apparently finds funny-looking.

Absent: Dipper as Mia and 3D83N as Edben

62a "Baby Driver" Poppy Livingston June 25, 2017
In a segment referencing the movie Baby Driver, Eileen has to drive Ruby and her "babies", Billy Langley and Doug, to the grocery store, but his horrific driving skills come to light as he runs over a middle-aged woman (Dipper) and, barely, a class of preschool kids (all voiced by Dipper). Ruby decides to take over the wheel after these events. (In another reference to Baby Driver, Eileen refers to Ruby as "Darling", one of the movie's main characters.)

Absent: Dipper as Mia and 3D83N as Edben

62b "Mia and the Porn Rehab" Fitzpatrick Sinclair June 25, 2017
Mia's dad signs her up for a porn rehabilitation center program, wherein counselors help pornography-addicted kids rid their addictions through exercise, 3-course meals, and paperwork. When he drops off Mia there, Edben decides to go with her and pretends that he was a last-minute addition addicted to straight porn (or just regular porn). During the counselors' introductions, Mia meets Adalaine (Dipper). Adalaine is addicted to a really specific porn category: Midget Interracial Christmas porn. The main counselor (Dipper) introduces himself as Alexander, but he would like to be referred to as "Mr. Counselor". A pair of two other counselors are introduced as the only female counselor, Talandra and the quiet Tomatom (both voiced by Dipper). Mia is in the program for some unspecified days, and one particular day, as everyone goes to sleep, Mia goes to the bathroom, and passes Mr. Counselor's office. However, as she passes by, she heards moaning, and peeks into the peephole to realize that he's watching porn! As it turns out, he got the job as a porn rehab counselor in order to get porn suggestions from his students. Mia asks if she can borrow his washing machine for her blanket, and while he goes to the bathroom, she looks at his browser history and takes a picture of it to post on social media. The next day, the counselor asks for an emergency meeting in which he wants to know the culprit behind his hypocritical exposement. Talandra then catches a culprit on security cameras and plays the video. Mr. Counselor thinks he caught Adalaine as the culprit, and sends her to the "naughty room", in which she must do exercises. Mia, however, feels guilty, and admits she was the culprit. Before Mr. Counselor can send her to the naughty room, he's arrested. On the last day of the program, everyone celebrates with social interactions and food. Adalaine, having fallen in love with Mia, tries to kiss her, but she is rejected as Mia and Edben leave the porn rehab.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

63a "Doug Has No Friends" Grekk June 26, 2017
Ruby tries to get Doug a friend by inviting her mom friend over with her kid (Dipper), who is optimistic and has a positive view on the world. However, even Doug's negativity affects him, and he ends up breaking in tears. Mia tries to befriend him as well, but she gives up as he already blasphemizes. Ruby thinks that Doug's possibility of befriending a single person is fruitless, until Edben pretends to be nihilistic and uncaring as well, and he and Doug end up befriending.
63b "Mia and Her Big Sister" William Ebert June 26, 2017
Mr. Villarreal hires a 'Big Sister' to be a positive role model for Mia so she can stop having a lesbian porn and cookie addiction. Unfortunately, this 'Big Sister' (Dipper) is just as bad as Mia, and cusses at her to finish exercises and healthy recipes. And as if that wasn't bad enough, the 'Big Sister' is actually a stripper at a local strip club, which makes her even more of a bad than good role model. Mr. Villarreal hears of the 'Big Sister's' true intentions after he comes home from work, and immediately fires her. The stripper, however, gives him her phone number in the hopes of getting down. Edben rips it in pieces, though Mia's dad remembers and calls her.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

63c "May" Jason Muto June 26, 2017
Mr. Villarreal tells Mia the story of May (Dipper), who was Mia's older sister and the oldest child overall (if she was still alive that is). This story is re-enacted as May is born normal, though with eyes almost widely apart (and being mute until the age of 6, when she said "I can talk, Daddy") , and how she too, like Mia, grew up lesbian porn-addicted and cookie-addicted as well. However, on one particular day, she sneaks off to an adult shop (pretending that she was visting friends Raina and Tara) and, while there, an earthquake shakes up the whole entire town. The adult shop falls apart, and a ceiling plaster hits May on the head, killing her instantly. She is given a proper burial and funeral, and Mr. and Mrs. Villarreal regularly visited her grave and leave lesbian porn, magazine, and cookies in her memory.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

64a "Alexis and the Public Puberty" Fatima Mataraci June 26, 2017
Mrs. Forsyth splits the class, with boys staying in her classroom, and the girls in another, for each of them to see a puberty video regarding their gender. The immature and childish Alexis finds everything in the video disgusting, as usual.
64b "Mia Be Field Trippin'" Diane Reed June 26, 2017
Mrs. Forsyth takes the class to the science museum seen in Back to the Miature and Mia and Mia and Mia and Mio, where Mia and Edben decide to go to the year 20017, but Alexis unsuccessfully tries to follow them, only to get caught by security and tied in a pole. Our couple, meanwhile, travel to 20017, where the science museum has been turned into a JCPenney's/Macy's hybrid department store which goes by MCPenney's (MC pronounced as Macy). Their time machine gets destroyed, though it is rebuilt by the time machine's original owner (Dipper), who is now an elderly. They go to 2059, where they meet their middle-aged counterparts living together with kids, Medben and Eia (both voiced by Dipper). As they travel back to the present, Medben enters the time machine and our two protagonists must return their future kid to...the future, of course.
64c "Candid Camiara" Kenneth Dumont June 26, 2017
A parody of Candid Camera in which Mia pranks people. Pranks include urine in disguise as piss and helping an elderly cross the street...only to leave him there to get run over and ultimately dying.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

65 "The Flames of Love Sweepstakes Come at a Price" Annie Oh June 26, 2017
Mia, Edben, and Ruby win the Flames of Love Sweepstakes contest, in which contestants must take a hilarious picture of themselves binging the show. The prize is a trip to Mexico, where they can visit the set of the telenovela and interact with the cast and crew. While on set, they meet the actor who plays Alfonso, Humberto Vargas (Dipper). He invites them to their house, and they accept his offer. However, he reveals that his true intentions is to kill them for no apparent reason, and resorts to killing our three protagonists. Edben tries to wound him, though he seems invincible. Key work: seems. But his weakness is confirmed as Mia tells him, with the limited knowledge of Spanish that she has, that his show sucks, killing him on the spot.
66a "Talkity Talk Talk With Mia Villarreal" Lorelai Mumford June 27, 2017
In this parody of late night talk shows, Mia talks to guests like Mrs. Forsyth and the principal, has a musical guest in Dike the Kike (Dipper), an obvious lesbian performer, and has the guests play a game of "Guess the Cunt", which involves the licking of a vagina...guess whose? All of this and (not really) more in Talkity Talk Talk With Mia Villarreal!

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

66b "Mia and Ruby Go to Starbucks" Poppy Livingston June 27, 2017
Mia and Ruby dress up as "basic bitches" in order to go to Starbucks, though they reluctantly bring along Edben (key word: reluctantly. This is because Edben's apparently not "basic enough" to go to Starbucks). At Starbucks, the female cashier (Dipper) won't serve them since Edben isn't basic. The manager (Dipper) reveals that anyone, basic or not, will have their order taken, and fires the female cashier. Mia and Ruby, disatisfied since the manager is not basic, sneak out of Starbucks while Edben's ordering.
66c "Mia's Public Display of Humiliation" William Ebert June 27, 2017
Mia, Edben, and Ruby go to the public pool, where Mia encounters a bunch of awkward situations. They include, but not limited to: Mia encountering a lesbian pedophile (Dipper), getting peed on by a toddler (Dipper), and a perverted teenager (yet again Dipper) takes off her bathing suit, exposing her birthday suit.
67a "John and the Snacks" Lester Gomez June 27, 2017
In order to show his towards Rosie, John buys her any random snack from the cafeteria. However, she doesn't like any single snack, and reveals she wants John's...beef jerky (not the food). The Ghetto Lunch Lady gets them in trouble for obscene behavior, and they are kicked out. While the secretary arrives to take them to the principal's front office, John offers Rosie a Hot Cheeto, which she comically denies.

Absent: Dipper as Mia and Ruby

67b "Corpse Robbing for Dumb-Mias" (Part 1) Anthony Gilligan June 27, 2017
A distraught and grieving Mia steals Momma Cumma's corpse and attempts to, um...do something with it. Momma Cumma then comes to life thanks to the Grim Reaper and manages to attract Mr. Villarreal. After meeting each other for less than 24 hours, they profess their love for each other, but Momma Cumma has to go back to Hell since her time in Earth is up.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

67c "Momma Cumma x Mr. Villarreal" (Part 2) Bubba Guiana June 27, 2017
Continuing from the previous segment, Momma Cumma is given three deeds: (like those the principal did in The Principal's Many Deeds) 1) Visit dying kids, 2) Adopt a blind dog and 3) Rip out all the remaining lesbian porn magazines that she has. When the deeds have been done, she manages to go back to Earth alive and rejuvenated as a 35 year old. Mr.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

68a "Billy Langley's Mind World Cheeks" Ingrid Gibbons June 27, 2017
Billy Langley learns about what goes in Doug's mind when they both enter his black-and-white mind filled to the brim with depressive imagery, like rape and abandonment. Billy Langley realizes that Doug was abandoned and left malnourished by his drug-addicted parents before getting proper treatment by the adoption center in which he got adapted by Ruby and Eileen. After they come back to the present, Billy Langley feels more sympathy for Doug and invites him to build a "blocky house", which he actually agrees to. Ruby watches them from the doorway and is touched.

Absent: Dipper as Mia and 3D83N as Edben

68b "The World, But Upside Down" Timothy Lane June 27, 2017
Ruby shows progress in her weight after she starts exercising, but this causes the world to go..."upside down", as the title implies. For example, Mia gets fat, Ruby get skinny (of course), Edben is skinny as well, Billy Langley and Doug switch personalities, Eileen's also skinny, and Mrs. Villarreal is the one taking care of Mia while his dad is in jail.
68c "Maleni Is Basically Mia 2.0" Jason Muto June 27, 2017
Maleni ends up being like Mia after watching lesbian porn and eating a lot of cookies (though her former self always used to do that). At the end, when Mr. Villarreal and Momma Cumma head upstairs to have sex, Mia and Maleni decide to steal their dad's condom.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

69a "4th of You-Die" Poppy Livingston July 5, 2017
Mia ends up getting her face burned after fireworks explode in her face, at the beach, for the 4th of July. So to make it up for her not getting to see the fireworks show, her dad, Ashtyn, Edben, Ruby, and Maleni, make a fireworks show of their own which Mia can view in her hospital room window. Unfortunately, these make-up fireworks explode in her face as well.
69b "Mom-and-Daughter Affair" Pamela Atkins July 5, 2017
Mia's dad wonders what Ashtyn always does when he's gone, so one day he pretends to go off somewhere, they proceeds to spy on her from their bedroom window. He starts fuming when he sees Ashtyn and Mia, um..."getting it on", and storms off to confront both of them. It seems like he's angry that Ashtyn's cheating on him with his own daughter, but in the end, he's really angry because they won't let him "join in" on the fun.
70a "Things Get Villa-Real" Fatima Mataraci July 12, 2017
Mrs. Villarreal realizes that she might have been too hard on Mia after a talk with Mila about how she was never treated properly by her own mother and this caused her to turn to a life of crime, which ended in her current inprisoned situation. She then proceeds to draw a mural of Mia in memoriam before accepting rape with Mila.
70b "Billy Langley's Eileen's Parent's Cheeks" Bubba Guiana July 12, 2017
Billy Langley is forced to stay with Eileen's parents while he and Ruby go to school, since the usual caretakers, Mia and Edben, have to go to school as well. He quickly dislikes them, due in fact to their Afghanistani roots, and the fact that they show him a preschool show titled Little Bomb. Luckily, Ruby no longer makes him stay with her husband's parents after she, husband Eileen, and Mia and Edben catch Evelyn kissing Billy Langley's butt (literally!)
71a "Mutation Digestion" Diane Reed July 12, 2017
Everyone starts getting all sorts of unusual mutations as a result of the Ghetto Lunch Lady's tacos, so our three friends (and the Ghetto Lunch Lady; she a foe) try to crack the case, and catch the principal urinating on the tacos. As it turns out, his urine on the tacos caused those who digested said tacos to mutate.
71b "Mia Villarreal Vs. the Tabloids" Fenton Cole July 13, 2017
Mia loves reading tabloids, as she believes they're "factual". However, when a certain tabloids magazine, Newspaper Daily, reports on Mia's kiss with Ruby from the first ever segment, "Mia's Birthday", Mia and Edben track their headquarters down to the same town they live in. They find the headquarters, located in a trailer, and realize the people who write and edit the tabloids, a typical redneck, heavyset woman, a fat guy (both voiced by Dipper), and a skinny guy (3D83N). They manage to seize all copies of the edition Mia's in, and give all three involved a piece of their mind. When they go back home, Mia's grounded after her dad uncovers the infamous tabloid magazine, but first he has sex with Ashtyn.
72a "Momma Cumma Makes Mia Her 'Chore Whore'" Grekk July 13, 2017
Momma Cumma uses Mia's chores as an excuse to inspect her rear end while she picks up clothes and trash off the floor.
72b "My Wife Won't Let Me Join Her Twosome With Her Step-Daughter!" Poppy Livingston July 13, 2017
Mia, Edben, Mr. Villarreal and Ashtyn all appear on Dr. Phil after Mr. Villarreal complains on his website that his wife won't let him join in a twosome she has with Mia. Dr. Phil does not manage to solve the issue, as he's disgusted, however, and kicks them all out and scraps the episode featuring their appearance.
73a "John's Touch of the Violin" Kenneth Dumont July 13, 2017
John's orchestra concert goes awry when he drops his violin during a song.
73b "Wake Up In the Miarning" Amy O'brien July 13, 2017
An episode showcasing Mia's outrageous mornings, begininng with her using Momma Cumma's semen as "toothpaste" for brushing her teeth.
74a "Teachers' Lounge" Lorelai Mumford July 13, 2017
Since Ruby does not have any new pictures of Billy Langley on Instagram to show to Mia and Edben, the three of them decide to sneak in the teachers lounge and take a peek, only to find some...sexy stuff going on in there.
74b "Where In the World Is Mr. Villarreal's Asparagus?" Fenton Cole July 13, 2017
Mr. Villarreal is saddened after finding Momma Cumma getting fucked by Mia, so he does his sad routine of eating asparagus while crying to himself. But he cannot seem to find his asparagus? Who has it. He's on the case...as Sherleek Holmes! But it turns out Momma Cumma is using it as a substitute dildo to get fucked with. Mr. Villarreal does get a bite, however.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

75a "Mia and the Time Capsule" Grekk July 13, 2017
While they're playing basketball in the Villarreals' backyard, Mia and Edben find a time capsule pertaining to Valery. It contains Valery's diary, which explicitly details her sexual experiences, a packet of half-eaten cookies, and a drawing of Valery fucking someone.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

75b "The Great Porn Magazine Robbery" Ingrid Gibbons July 13, 2017
Mia, Ruby, and Edben sneak into the nearest adult shop to steal porn magazines, since Mia is broke and has read all the ones she had properly bought. They distract the cashier by putting porn on, and unsuccesfully get away with all of the available lesbian porn magazines, as a duo of police officers (Dipper and 3D83N) catch them in the act and are put in the county prison. Mr. Villarreal bails everyone except Edben, who awkwardly stays there, just...looking.
76a "Mia's Back-to-School Shopping Supreme" Pamela Atkins July 13, 2017
Mia goes to shop for her clothes...at Walmart. She buys a shitty shirt (literally!), pants from the brand Pimp Me Hard, and underwear...which turns out to be men's diapers from the brand DependTM. Afterwards, she wants to go to Goodwill to buy school supplies.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

76b "Guess That State!" William Ebert July 13, 2017
Mia realizes that her entire family (plus Edben) may move to another state (this was stated in previous episodes) after eavesdropping on her dad buying four plane tickets for the destination of an unnamed state. She desperately tries to catch the name of the state, to no avail. In the end, at night, before Mr. Villarreal and Ashtyn can have sexual intercourse, he reveals to her that he bought tickets to California, though originally he was to buy tickets to New Hampshire, but all tickets destined for Hampshire in August were sold out.
77a "Maleni Gets No Cookies" Grekk July 13, 2017
Maleni no longer can eat cookies after her teacher tells her that'll stunt her chances of becoming the best ballet dancer ever. She decides to eat baby carrots dipped in ranch as a substitute, but Mia ends up eating those, and so Maleni eats those in retaliation. She ends up getting in trouble in the end.
77b "Mr. Villarreal's Condom-Mission!" Fatima Mataraci July 13, 2017
Mr. Villarreal has an important mission: getting a pack of TrojanTM Extra-Small condoms for protecting during his and Ashtyn's screwing. He goes to CVS but embarrassingly has to ask the cashier (Dipper) for them. When he comes back home with the packets, he finds the pack empty! Then, it turns out that the cashier stole them since he had a date coming, revealing he too is not well-endowed.

Absent: Dipper as Mia and Ruby and 3D83N as Edben
Note: This is the fifth episode not featuring the three main characters.

78a "Mia's Bathroom Lock-In Emergency" Miriam Northrop July 13, 2017
Mia gets locked in the bathroom thanks to Maleni.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

78b "Diary of a Valery" Lester Gomez July 13, 2017
Mia and Edben read more of Valery's diary that she wrote when she was 10 years old. They read a sexual experience in which Valery moved into a new house and meet her new neighbors, the Warrens (all voiced by Dipper), and their daughter, Melinda (Dipper), who has the same age as her. Valery and Melinda proceed to fuck each other, and things get kinky as Valery is about to stuff a dead rat she found up Melinda's vagina, but our two friends don't finish that part for...obvious reasons.

Absent: Dipper as Ruby

79 "Mia's Friends From College" Kenneth Dumont July 14, 2017
On the season 2 finale, we take a look at all of the main and secondary characters during their college years. It starts with Mia partying during a, well, college party, and bumping into a guy she considers "hot". Unfortunately, though, she has not caught his name, so she confides in Ruby to tell her his name. It turns out to be Ashton, the nerdy kid with the nasally voice from intermediate school. Still, Mia falls in love with him, and even breaks up with Edben so she can be his "mommy". Meanwhile, a subplot involves John giving Rosie a rushed poem, which she considers sub-par in comparison to his other poems. She then realizes that John did write her a wonderful poem, which he ended up giving to some female classmate in his Creative Writing class. She breaks up with him, and also falls for Ashton. So she has a threesome with Ashton and Mia, while Edben and John are left single. However, Ashton's "player" status is revealed when the same girl who John gave Rosie's poem to tells Ashton she is his "mommy", and Mia and Rosie are left disgusted. Mia reconciles with Edben and are now girlfriend and boyfriend, wheras John and Rosie get back together, and John even gives her the poem he gave to the Creative Writing classmate of his by accident. Then he "pops the question", and she says she does. At the wedding, John and Rosie are officiated as a couple, and John then proceeds to recite a poem, much to Rosie's chagrin.
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