Kal's Soccer Spring Campaign! is episode of The Avenging Regular Show Show Unlimited.
Synopsis[]
Kal gets caught up in an alternate world where he leads Smart Team in the competition for soccer's All Heroes Cup.
Transcript[]
- (This episode begins with Kal and his team)
- Gwen Tennyson: Kal, look out!
- White Tiger: A soccer ball!
- Kal Hyugu: What?!
- (Soccer ball hits Kal Hyugu in the head)
- Kal Hyugu: Where am I...?
- Amanda Highborn: Are you okay, Kal?!
- Kal Hyugu: What are you guys doing?
- Janice: Huh?
- Sage Karsukumo: Hey, Amadeus Cho! You hit him on purpose!
- Iron Man: The soccer pitch is a battlefield. If you were up against my pro team, you'd have met with far worse!
- Kal Hyugu: Iron Man too...? What on earth?
- (Phil Coulson the Referee blows the whistle)
- Janice: Take it easy for a bit.
- Amadeus Cho/Iron Spider: Iron Man!
- Iron Man: Here I come!
- Sage Karsukumo: Sinter!
- (Sage Karasukumo transforms into Shander)
- Iron Man: Surge my forth, my Iron Kick!
- Shander: Blue Flash Spark! Ahh!
- Iron Man: We got it! We got it! We got it!
- Janice: I'm sorry, Kal...
- Kal Hyugu: I want an explanation first. What is the meaning of this?
- Iron Man: What a ludicrous display. You expect to complete in the All Heroes Cup like that?
- Kal Hyugu: Beat Heroes Cup?
- Sage Karasukumo: We don't need your pity!
- Harry Osborn/Iron Patriot: Face it, Iron Team's gonna win and there's nothing you can do to stop us.
- Amadeus Cho/Iron Spider: Just try and put up a fight next time.
- Sage Karasukumo: What was that?!
- Janice: Sage! Come on.
- Sage Karasukumo: Let's go, Kal.
- Kal Hyugu: Right. So this must be another world.
- DJ Saga: Are you fired up, New York? The Beat Heroes Cup draws ever closer, and the exhibition matches have been bringing the heat! Smart Team and Iron Team today in a match that ended... in a resounding 10-0 victory for Iron Team! Iron Man's shots always find the net! He's a force to be reckoned with!
- Shander: Blue Flash Spark! I can't stop it...!
- DJ Saga: (On TV) Smart Team is in real trouble! But's let's hope they can pull it around! I can't wait to see what the other matches have in store!
- Kal Hyugu: We need to talk.
- Gwen Tennyson, Sage Karasukumo, Janice, White Tiger, Amanda Highborn and Juliuo Wataru: You've lost your memories?!
- Kal Hyugu: Start with what we're doing here.
- 'Gwen Tennyson: But we...
- Kal Hyugu: Hearing it may jog my memory. So give me answers. Why are you all playing soccer?
- Sage Karasukumo: Why...?
- Janice: Well, duh!
- White Tiger: To win the Beat Heroes Cup and get the golden world cup!
- Kal Hyugu: The golden world... cup?
- Amanda Highborn: The golden world cup only goes to the last team left.
- Gwen Tennyson: If we want to survive, we're gotta play soccer!
- Janice: Can we win, though? At one point, we were at the top of the league...
- Sage Karasukumo: But we've been on a losing streak...
- Kal Hyugu: I see. Then let's go.
- White Tiger: Go where?
- Kal Hyugu: To train. We're going to win the Beat Heroes Cup.
- Sage Karasukumo: Bring it on!
- Kal Hyugu: Throw me the ball.
- Janice: Here it comes!
- Sage Karasukumo: Kal, are you, uh... okay, dude?
- Janice: Have you forgotten how to play soccer?
- Edinson Cavani: (Off-screen) Kal Hyugu!
- Janice: T-That's...!
- Kal Hyugu: Who's he?
- Janice: Paris Saint-Germain F.C.'s Edinson Cavani!
- Edinson Cavani: That was a lousy kick. Want me to show you how to shoot?
- Janice: Here it comes!
- Edinson Cavani: Step in like this, and hit it hard! Good, good.
- Janice: Here we go!
- (Kal Hyugu kicks it to the goal)
- Janice: Whoa, Kal! Nice shot!
- Lapius: Welcome to my world.
- Kal Hyugu: What? You were there when...
- Lapius: I see those inconvenient memories are still haunting you. That's no good.
- (Ladonna arrives)
- Kal Hyugu: Ladonna!
- (Kal Hyugu and Madonna are fighting each other)
- (Gwen Tennyson, Sage Karasukumo, Janice, White Tiger, Amanda Highborn, and Juliuo Wataru arrives)
- Sage Karasukumo: Ladonna!
- Kal Hyugu: Red Shine!
- (Kal Hyugu transforms into Shariban)
- Sage Karasukumo: Kal!
- Shariban: What's wrong, Sage, Juliuo? Transform and help me fight Ladonna!
- Sage Karasukumo: Who's Ladonna! Transform to fight?
- (Shariban and Ladonna are fighting each other)
- Shariban: Laser Blade! Shariban Clash!
- (Shariban slashes Ladonna)
- Ladonna: Ahh!
- (Ladonna is defeated)
- (Shariban transformed back to Kal Hyugu)
- Sage Karasukumo: Whoa, awesome. You can use these for stuff besides soccer?
- Kal Hyugu: So, there are no enemies in this world...
- Iron Man: Thank you! Thank you! Allow me to promise all my adoring fans... That Iron Team will be victorious in the Beat Heroes Cup! Thank you!
- (War Machine and Rescue arrives)
- War Machine: Iron Patriot!
- Iron Man: I-r-o-n! There you go! Thank you!
- Harry Osborn/Iron Patriot: Iron Man, we've got trouble!
- Iron Man: Hmmm?
- Harry Osborn/Iron Patriot: Look at this!
- DJ Saga: (On IPad) Smart Team's shooting up the ranks! And you won't believe why! It's down to their ace striker, Kal Hyugu!
- Smart Team: All right!
- Kal Hyugu: We will be victorious. I want to see this golden world cup for myself.
- DJ Saga: At last, the Beat Heroes Cup is getting underway! Smart Team's opponent for the first game is Iron Team! This is gonna be a good start! Get pumped up, p-p-p-p-people!
- Janice: I think we can pretty far, right?
- Sage Karasukumo: Pretty far? We're going all the way to the top! (To Kal) Right, Kal?
- Kal Hyugu: Of course.
- Janice: Kal, I'm really glad to have your strength on our side... But why did you decide to pick up soccer, anyway?
- Kal Hyugu: If I see someone strong, whether in soccer or dancing, I'll fight them. Just focus on the first match. We have a score to settle with Iron Team. Let's begin.
- Iron Man: Not so fast. We have a new face on the team.
- Sage Karasukumo: A new face? Who?
- (Ángel Di María arrives)
- Janice: Hey, it's Ángel Di María from Argentina national football team!
- Iron Man: In combat, one must stop at nothing secure victory. Do keep that in mind.
- Janice: What do we do?
- Edinson Cavani: (Off-screen) Kal!
- (Edinson Cavani arrives)
- Edinson Cavani: You need a hand?
- Janice: Whoa, Edinson Cavani!
- Edinson Cavani: Show me what I taught you, Kal.
- Kal Hyugu: Yeah.
- Iron Man: Let's begin! Go!
- Edinson Cavani: Kal!
- Kal Hyugu: Red Shine!
- (Kal Hyugu transforms into Shariban)
- Shariban: I'll turn this around!
- (Shariban kicks to the goal)
- (Phil Coulson Referee blows the whistle)
- Sage Karasukumo: All right! We did it!
- (Joanne Hanatronic arrives)
- Rescue: Wait, what? What?!
- Amadeous Cho/Iron Spider: What are you standing behind me for?
- Harry Osborn/Iron Patriot: Cho, do something!
- Amadeous Cho/Iron Spider: Get back! Iron Man!
- Ángel Di María: Edinson! Are you okay?
- Iron Man: Thank you! Bye now!
- Shariban: Get them out of here!
- Janice: Okay! Come on!
- Shariban: We're dealing with me now!
- (Shariban and Joanne Hanatronic are fighting each other)
- Shariban: Laser Blade! Shariban Clash!
- (Shariban slashes Joanne Hanatronic)
- Joanne Hanatronic: Ahh!
- (Joanne Hanatronic is defeated)
- (Shariban transformed back into Kal Hyugu)
- Kal Hyugu: You're the one who brought me to this world?
- Lapius: Yep.
- Kal Hyugu: What for?
- Lapius: To create this world I wish for.
- Kal Hyugu: Hmph. Whatever world I'm in, my path is the same. I will fight to prove my strength.
- Lapius: That's fine... But, I'm taking those inconvenient memories off your hands.
- Kal Hyugu: Ahh!
- (Kal Hyugu woke up in the real world)
- Kal Hyugu: I... was dreaming? That I was playing soccer? Oh well. It's all the same to me. But now, I'm even dreaming of the golden world cup...
- Gwen Tennyson: Come on, Kal. We gonna get back to our friends.
- Kal Hyugu: Right!
- [End of Kal's Soccer Spring Campaign!]