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Heavy Metal America is an American animated series and spin off of Welcome to Die, U.S.A.

Woman, burn down his chart. His sorry white ass is threw.

Sir, I think it would be best if you would just come with me.

Nurse where are you taking me?

To the morgue.

But i'm not dead.

Well, we're not there yet.

Synopsis

focuses on the notorious cult of metalheads known as "Nightmare".Like its predecessor, it portrayed dark and macabre content, including such subjects as violence and death

Characters

Main Characters

Brendan-

Raya- A half satyr/half demon girlfriend of Brendan. She is affectionately nicknamed Snipe by Brendan

Honey- A Filipino-American

Crackers- A hippie who is a female to male transgender.

Cotton- Crackers older sister

Cookie- A local hippie who often attempts to spread the message of peace, joy, and love only to get insulted and laughed at for being a hippie.

Martin Romero- A troubled man who believed himself to be a vampire. Without fangs or mystical powers, He murders and sometimes sedates people in order to drink their blood. The reasons for his actions was due to an alleged curse that

Tommy- An elf

Gabriel- An archangek

Recurring Characters

John-Cotton and Crackers' who is verbally abusive towards Crackers due to him being transgender.

Abbie Santini- Martin's love interest

Tateh Cuda- Martin's Lithuanian Catholic great uncle who treats Martin like an Old World vampire.

Christine- Martin's cousin

Arthur- Christine's boyfriend.

Quotes

What am I doing to do now?

Well, you can eat shit for all I care. You see, there are two types of people in this fucked up world. My type of people and jackasses. It's very obvious what kind of category you fit in to.

If that's how you feel, then(flips off with both of her hands) you can shove this up your ass!

  • What do you want?

Serena:Your blood! Attack my pretties! Kill! Kill!

The screen zooms in to reveal a horde of giant snails begin to crawl towards

(shrieked) EEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Serena:(laughs menacingly) MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

The screen zooms out to reveal tiny snails moving slowly towards as Serena smiles deviously, waiting for the snails to kill her. After about a minute or so, gets bored and walks away from Serena and the snails.

Serena: (shouted) Hey! Hey! Get back here and feel the wrath of my snails, damn it!

  •  :Could you tell me a bedtime story?

There once was a boy who died. The End.

...Really?

  • You ready to go on our date, Edward?

Edward Cullens:Yes, but there's something I should let you know. I'm a vampire. But don't freak out, because I don't drink human blood. I can survive off of cattle blood.

That's understandable. Humans eat meat, but don't necessarily eat humans.

Edward Cullen:Also, I'm not a mindless killing machine. I'm kind of a conflicted tortures soul so I hope you don't mind if I talk about my feelings.

Not at all, but don't you think you need to take an umbrella with you? Sunlight kills vampires.

Edward Cullens:No, sunlight just makes me sparkle like a diamond. (steps outside and began to sparkle)

then screams, pulls out a stake from her boot and stabs Edward in the heart. He then dies and turns into dust.

Ugh! Sparkling vampires... (ran away)

I don't mind vampires that are or aren't generic, evil, mindless, killing machines. I don't even mind vampires with complex emotions, but sparkling vampires is where I draw the damn line!

  • YOU SHOT MY PENIS OFF YOU LITTLE BITCH!
  • Uh, Big bro.

Yeah Serena.

Is it okay if a head disappears and red arid is gushing out?

I don't know. Why?

Uh...no reason.

  • Martin Romero:I'm hungry.

Abbi Santini:I'M NOT A CHEESEBURGER!

Martin Romero:Of course not. You smell way better than a cheeseburger.

Abbi Santini:Even though I'm flattered by the compliment, I STILL DON'T WANT TO BE SOMEONE'S LUNCH!

Martin Romero:Please.

Abbi Santini:No.

Martin Romero:Please.

Abbi Santini:No.

Martin Romero:Just a little bite.

Abbi Santini:No.

Martin Romero:How about a tiny nibble? It'll barely hurt!

Abbi Santini:No nibbles!

Martin Romero:Please don't make me beg!

Abbi Santini:Do you want me to put a stake through your heart!

Nom! Nom! Nom!

Abbi Santini:Oh for fuck's sake, not you too!

  • Zika, What did I tell you about being a smartass!

My ass isn't smart and you know it!

  • You better hold on to your asses because this is gonna be one hell of a ride.

Characters

Episodes

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