Jason Xander DAVE FRANCO
Mick Satan TARON EGERTON
Blake Calvin EVAN PETERS
Lewis Marekani SHAMEIK MOORE
Michelle Kenner NAOMI SCOTT
Walker Mitchell ALAN TUDYK
Aiden Marekani NEIL deGRASSE TYSON
Hank ‘Xander’ Davis VIN DIESEL
Richard Kenner LOUIS C.K.
Fridge Xander CHANNING TATUM
Theresa Xander TIA CARRERE
Jeremy Zion DANNY DEVITO
Bryce Calvin MARK GATISS
Ava Kenner TIG NOTARO
Kal Marekani JAMIE FOXX
Augusta Marekani OCTAVIA SPENCER
Claue Satan EDWARD NORTON
Carla Satan LAUREN GRAHAM
Gemma Ikari JAMIE CHUNG
Chapa JAMAL DUFF