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Scene 1: Nick and Judy's New Parents Life/Cheetah Attacks/A Terrible Fate/Tails Egg[]
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[The camera fades into a shot of the deep forest. Anything could be out there.]
Nick Wilde: Wow.
Judy Hopps: Mm...
Nick Wilde: Wow.
Judy Hopps: Mm-hmm...
[A pair of fox, Nick and his mate Judy, look out from their tranquil tree home on the Great Oak Tree. It rests on the cliff face of the drop-off, where the shallow water falls steeply to the deep. Light dances over everything as it sways with the rhythm of the undercurrent.]
Nick Wilde: Wow.
Judy Hopps: Yes, Nick. No, I see it. It's... beautiful.
Nick Wilde: So, Carrots, when you said you wanBright Mac an nature view, you didn't think you were gonna get the whole nature view, did you? Huh? [runs out of the tree, before breathing deeply.] Oh, yeah. A fox can breathe out here! Did your man deliver? Or did he deliver?
[Judy rolls her eyes and smiles.]
Judy Hopps: My man delivered.
Nick Wilde: And it wasn't so easy.
Judy Hopps: Because a lot of other animal had their eyes on this place...
Nick Wilde: You better believe they did! Every single one of them.
Judy Hopps: Mm-hmm. You did good. And the neighborhood is awesome.
[Judy steers Nick's focus back to the grass, where their neighbors, an array of multi-colored marine life, happily go about their business amidst the exotic foliage that blankets the grass. Nick soaks it in and turns to Judy, who seems concerned.]
Nick Wilde: So you do like it, don't you?
Judy Hopps: No, no, no. I do. I do. I really do like it. [Leads him out to the edge.] But Nick, I know that the drop-off is desirable with the great schools and the amazing view and all that. But do we really need so much space?
Nick Wilde: Judy, honey, these are our kids we're talking about. They deserve the best. Look, look, look... [Swims into the tree, before acting it out.] They'll wake up, poke their little heads out and they see a dragon passing right by their bedroom window!
Judy Hopps: Shhh... You're gonna wake the kids.
Nick Wilde: Oh right. Right.
(Nick follows Judy down to a small grotto in the rock below. They peek in at a bed of animal eggs nestled within the rock. The nuclei of the eggs quiver at random)
Judy Hopps: Aw, look. They're dreaming.
[Nick and Judy, soon to be parents, lovingly observe their babies from the entrance of the grotto.]
Judy Hopps: We still have to name them.
Nick Wilde: You want to name all of them, right now? All right, we'll name, uh, this half Nick Jr., and then this half Judy Jr. Okay, we're done. [Walks out of the grotto.]
Judy Hopps: (ignores Nick) I like Tails.
[Upon hearing what Judy just said, Nick then walks back to the grotto.]
Nick Wilde: Tails? Well, we’ll name one Tails, but I’d like most of them to be Nick Jr.
Judy Hopps: Just think, in a couple of days, we’re going to be parents.
Nick Wilde: Yeah... but what if they don't like me?
[Judy, having heard this before, leaves the grotto and walks back to the tree. Nick also leaves the grotto.]
Judy Hopps: Nick...
Nick Wilde: No, really.
Judy Hopps: There's over four-hundred eggs. Odds are one of them is bound to like you.
[Judy goes inside the tree, before settling on the tree floor. She turns to find Nick staring at her through the leafs.]
Judy Hopps: What?
Nick Wilde: You remember how we met?
Judy Hopps: Well, I try not to.
Nick Wilde: Well, I remember.
[Nick chases Judy around the inside of the tree, threatening to kiss her.]
Nick Wilde: Excuse me, miss, can you check and see if there's a hook in my lip?
Judy Hopps: [laughing] No, no! Get away! Nick!
Nick Wilde: Well, you gotta look a little closer because it's wiggling.
Judy Hopps: Get away! Get away!
[Judy manages to run outside of the tree, but Nick is right behind.]
Nick Wilde: There he is! Cutie's here!
[Nick pokes out of the tree and is startled to notice some rather unusual activity going on from outside the tree. As a matter of fact, there seemed to be little activity at all. The whole neighborhood seemed eerily empty, except for one last animal finding shelter in one of the bits of Judy, as if some strange force was coming after them.]
Nick Wilde: Where did everybody go?
[Upon turning around, Nick notices a motionless Judy, as well as a hungry cheetah. It is floating in the mirk, staring the two animals down. Nick tries to whisper without moving.]
Nick Wilde: Carrots. Get inside the house, Carrots.
[Nick catches Judy glancing down at the eggs in the grotto]
Nick Wilde: No. No, Judy. Don't. They'll be fine. Just get inside. You. Right now.
[Ignoring Nick's order to hide, Judy runs down to the grotto to protect her eggs, as the cheetah charges against her.]
Nick Wilde: No!
[Nick runs down and attempts to save Judy, but instead collides with the cheetah ― its jaws snap ― he dodges and slams into it again ― the cheetah's tail smacks him hard against the rock wall. Nick falls limp into the tree as the camera quickly fades into darkness.]
[The camera fades in on the tree leafs, swaying gently with the current. Nick regains consciousness and quickly gets up.]
Nick Wilde: Judy!
[Nick runs from the tree and scans the darkness, only to see nothing. He looks down and moves cautiously towards the moonlight grotto.]
Nick Wilde: Judy?
[Nick looks inside the grotto, only to discover that it is empty. He then walks out of the grotto, looking for Judy, because he realizes that Judy isn't there.]
Nick Wilde: Judy?
[Nick then begins to realize the shocking truth: Judy and their eggs... are gone.]
Nick Wilde: No... no...
[Nick runs aimlessly. All alone. Stunned. When he looks down, and notices a single animal egg lying exposed on the sand, quivering on a ledge below the grotto. Nick gasps and swims towards the egg.]
Nick Wilde: There, there, there. It's okay, daddy's here. Daddy's got you.
[Nick gently cradles the egg in his fins and turns it over. The other side of the egg is revealed to be scarred, but intact.]
Nick Wilde: I promise, I will never let anything happen to you... Tails.
Scene 2: The First Day of School[]
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[The camera cuts to a shot of the full moon from underneath the sky surface as the opening credits play. Camera dissolves to the bright morning sun replacing the moon as we pull back inside the tree home. Title: Finding Tails.]
[A little fox named Tails pops into the frame.]
Tails: First day of school! First day of school! Wake up! Wake up! C'mon, first day of school!
[Tails then jumps on top of Nick, who is asleep on the tree floor.]
Nick Wilde: [asleep] I don't want to go to school ― five more minutes.
Tails: Not you, Dad, me! Get up! Get up!
[Tails is so excited he swims across the tree, just as Nick slowly begins to wake up to see Tails swimming across the tree.]
Tails: It's time for school!
Nick Wilde: All right, I’m up.
Tails: It's time for school! Time for school! Time for school! Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! [Tails loses control and tumbles out of the tree.] Whoa!
Nick Wilde: Tails!
[Nick bursts out of the tree to find Tails stuck, face first, in a hole.]
Tails: [muffled; still excited] First day of school!
Nick Wilde: Tails, don't move! Don't move! You'll never get out of there yourself. I'll do it.
[In an anxious fervor, Nick pops Tails out of the hole, rushes him back inside, and frantically checks him all over.]
Nick Wilde: All right, where's the break? You feel a break?
Tails: [calmly] No.
Nick Wilde: Sometimes you can't tell because fluid is rushing to the area. Now, any rushing fluids?
Tails: No.
Nick Wilde: Are you woozy?
Tails: No.
Nick Wilde: How many stripes do I have?
Tails: I'm fine.
Nick Wilde: Answer the stripe question!
Tails: Three.
Nick Wilde: No! See, something’s wrong with you. I have one... [checks himself to see whether he has three stripes or not, and calms down upon noticing that he has three stripes] two, three? That's all I have? Oh, you're okay. How's the lucky fin?
[Tails then shows Nick his right pectoral fin, noticeably smaller than his other fin. Whenever he is swimming, Tails has to flap it twice as fast, like a hummingbird, in order to stay balanced.]
Tails: Lucky.
Nick Wilde: Let's see.
[Tails awkwardly slaps his dad five with the withered fin.]
Nick Wilde: Are you sure you wanna go to school this year? Because there is no problem if you don't. You can wait five or ― six years.
Tails: Come on, Dad. It's time for school!
Nick Wilde: Ah-ah-ah! Forgot to brush.
Tails: Oh.
Nick Wilde: Do you want this tree to sting you?
Tails: [looks at it] Yes.
Nick Wilde: Brush.
[Tails gives a brief perfunctory graze against the leafs.]
Tails: Okay, I'm done!
Nick Wilde: Uh, you missed a spot!
Tails: Where?
Nick Wilde: There.
[Nick begins to tickle Tails.]
Nick Wilde: [continued] And right there. And here and here!
[Nick pokes his head out of the tree, tentatively. Tails does the same. This tree is a new home, resting in the center of an isolaBright Mac cul-de-sac deep inside the reef, nice and safe.]
Nick Wilde: Alright. We're excited. First day of school. Here we go. We're ready to learn, to get some knowledge. Now, what's the one thing we have to remember about the natures?
Tails: It's not safe.
Nick Wilde: That's my boy. So... first we check to see that the coast is clear... we go out...
[Nick ventures out halfway, before pulling right back into the tree. He then proceeds to repeat this routine ad nauseum.]
Nick Wilde: [continued] ...and back in. And then we go out... and back in. And then one more time, out... and back in. And sometimes, if you want to do it four times ―
Tails: Dad...
Nick Wilde: Alright, come on, boy.
[Impatient, Tails heads out. Nick dotes his son's progress as they swim through the Judy.]
Tails: Dad, maybe while I'm at school, I'll see a lion!
Nick Wilde: I highly doubt that.
Tails: Have you ever met a lion?
Nick Wilde: No, and I don't plan to.
Tails: How old are riders?
Nick Wilde: Riders? I ― I don't know...
Tails: Sandy Plankton from next door... he said that riders, they live to be about a hundred years old!
Nick Wilde: Well, you know what, if I ever meet a rider, I'll ask him. After I'm done talking to the lion, okay? [grabs onto Tails] Whoa, whoa! Hold on. Wait to cross.
[Nick pulls Tails back from an intersection of streaming animal. A red crossing guard animal stops the traffic, and allows them to cross over.]
Nick Wilde: Hold my paw, hold my paw.
Tails: Dad, you're not gonna freak out like you did at the petting zoo, are you?
Nick Wilde: Hey, that snail was about to charge.
[The two foxes travel to a large patch of grass ― the schoolyard. Chaos reigns as children of many marine species run around playing while their relaxed parents talk and laugh in large groups. Nick nervously holds tight to Tails.]
Nick Wilde: [continued] Hmm, I wonder where we're supposed to go?
[Nick and Tails swim by a large animal, allowing all of her kids to come out.]
Kids: Bye, Mom!
Large Mom: I'll pick you up after school.
[The camera cuts to two bratty animals children playing keep-away.]
Young Kitten: Come on, you guys. Stop it. Give it back.
[Nick tentatively weaves through the crowds, still holding tight onto Tails.]
Nick Wilde: Come on, we'll try over there.
[Nick and Tails walk towards a trio of laughing fathers, consisting of the dalmatian Pongo, the cat Danny, and the earth pony Bright Mac.]
Nick Wilde: Excuse me, is this where we meet his teacher?
Pongo: Well, look who's out of the tree.
Nick Wilde: Yes. Shocking, I know.
Pongo: Niko, right?
Nick Wilde: Nick.
Pongo: Pongo.
Bright Mac: Bright Mac.
Danny: Danny. [upon realizing that Nick is a fox] Hey! You're a fox. You're funny, right? Hey, tell us a joke.
Nick Wilde: Well, actually that's a common misconception. Fox are no funnier than any other animals.
Danny: Aw, c'mon, clowny.
Bright Mac: Yeah, do somethin' funny.
Pongo: Yeah!
Nick Wilde: Well, alright, I-- I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see, and he walks up to a sea-- well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
[As Nick butchers the joke, the three fathers' eager expressions slowly deflate.]
Nick Wilde: [continued] Well, actually the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place and then the sea cucumber-- well, they... I'm mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber, none of them were walking, so forget that I said that--
Pongo: [angry] Patch! Get out of Mr. Tentacles' yard, now!
[Nearby, a trio of children, consisting of the dalmatian Patch, the cat Gumball, and the earth pony Apple Bloom, laugh as they jump up and down on the sand. They scream in surprise as Mr. Tentacles, a turquoise colored octopus with purple suction cups at the end of his tentacles. The trio then hides behind Mr. Tentacles's blind side as he searches in vain.]
Squidward Tentacles: All right, you kids! Where'd you go? Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
Tails: [whispers excitedly to Nick] Dad, can I go play too? Can I?
Nick Wilde: I would feel better if you'd go play over on the leaf beds.
[Cut to a shot of the leaf beds, where baby animal bounce with their mothers close by. One falls over, wails loudly. Tails looks at his dad: "You've got to be kidding."]
Nick Wilde: [continued] That's where I would play.
[Gumball, Patch, and Apple Bloom crowd around Tails.]
Apple Bloom: What's wrong with his tail?
Gumball: He looks funny!
[Not Gumball, but Patch is smacked by his father.]
Patch: Ow! Hey, what did I do? What did I do?
Pongo: [stern] Be nice. It's his first time at school.
Nick Wilde: He was born with it, kids. We call it his lucky fin.
Tails: Dad...
Apple Bloom: See this hoof? It's actually shorter than all of my other hooves, but you can't really tell. [begins twirling] Especially when I twirl them like this.
Patch: I'm H2O-intolerant. [sneezes]
Gumball: I'm obnoxious!
[Distant singing stops the kids, who wheel around to see a mammoth sailing into the schoolyard.]
Mr. Manny: Oh, let's name the zones, the zones, the zones! Let's name the zones of the open sea!
Kids: Mr. Manny!
Patch: Come on, Tails!
[As the trio heads off, Nick holds Tails back.]
Nick Wilde: Whoa. You better stay with me.
[Not just Apple Bloom, Patch, and Gumball, but the other kids excluding Tails rush over to Mr. Manny.]
Mr. Manny: There's epilagic, mesopolagic, bathyal, abyssalpelagic, and all the rest are too deep for you and me to see!
[Mr. Manny then lands right on top of the waiting children.]
Mr. Manny: [mock concern] Huh. I wonder where my class has gone.
Kids: We’re under here!
Mr. Manny: Oh, there you are! Climb aboard, explorers. [singing] Knowledge exploring is, oh, so lyrical, when you think thoughts that are empirical.
Tails: Dad, you can go now.
Mr. Manny: Well, hello. Who is this?
Tails: I’m Tails.
Mr. Manny: Well, Tails, all new explorers must answer a science question.
Tails: OK.
Mr. Manny: You live in what kind of home?
Tails: In an anemo-none. A nemenem-menome-nememen-nenemone.
Mr. Manny: OK, OK, don’t hurt yourself. Welcome aboard, explorers!
Nick Wilde: Just so you know, he’s got a little tail. I find if he’s having trouble flying, let him take a break, 10, 15 minutes.
Tails: Dad, it’s time for you to go now.
Mr. Manny: Don’t worry. We’re gonna stay together as a group. OK, class, optical orbits up front. And remember, we keep our supraesophogeal ganglion to ourselves, that means you, Ronno.
Ronno: Oh, man!
Nick Wilde: Bye, Tails!
Tails: Bye, Dad!
Nick Wilde: Bye, son! Be safe.
Pongo: Hey, you’re doing pretty well for a first timer.
Nick Wilde: Well, you can’t hold onto them forever, can you?
Danny: I had a tough time when my oldest went out at the drop-off.
Nick Wilde: They just gotta grow up... The drop-off?! They’re going to the drop-off?! What are you, insane? Why don’t we fry them up now and serve them with chips?
Pongo: Hey, Niko, calm down.
Nick Wilde: Don’t tell me to be calm, pony boy!
Pongo: "Pony boy"?
Danny: You know, for a fox, he really isn't that funny.
Bright Mac: Pity.
Scene 3: Field Trip/The Drop-Off/Argument/Tails Gets Captured[]
Mr. Manny: [singing] Oh, let’s name the species, the species, the species. Let’s name the species that live in the sea. There’s porifera, coelenterata, hydrozoa, scyphozoa, anthozoa, ctenophora, bryozoas, three! Gastropoda, arthropoda, echinoderma, and some fish like you and me. Come on, sing with me. Just the girls this time. Seaweed is cool. Seaweed is fun. It makes it’s food with the rays of the sun…
Mr. Manny: OK, the drop off. All right, kids, feel free to explore but stay close. [gasps] Stromalitic cyanobacteria! Gather. An entire ecosystem contained in one infinitesimal speck. There are as many protein pairs contained in this…
Gumball: Come on, let’s go.
Mr. Manny: Come on, sing with me! [singing] There’s porifera, coelentera, hydrozoa, scyphozoa, anthozoa, ctenophora, bryozoas, three!
Tails: Hey guys, wait up! Whoa.
Gumball: Cool. Saved your life!
Apple Bloom: Awww, you guys made me ink.
[both laughing]
Tails: What’s that?
[They look over and see a truck nestled in the road.]
Gumball: I know what that is. Sandy Plankton saw one. He called, he said it was called a "butt".
Apple Bloom: Wow. That’s a pretty big "butt".
[Patch walks to the road.]
Patch: Oh, look at me. I’m gonna go touch the "butt". [laughter] Oh, yeah? Let’s see you get closer.
Apple Bloom: OK. Beat that.
Gumball: Come on, Tails. How far can you go?
Tails: Oh, um... my dad says it’s not safe.
Nick Wilde: Tails, no!
Tails: Dad?
Nick Wilde: You were about to walk into the road!
Tails: No, I wasn’t go out, but Dad...
Nick Wilde: It was a good thing I was here. If I hadn’t showed up, I don’t know...
Apple Bloom: Sir, he wasn’t gonna go!
Gumball: Yeah, he was too afraid!
Tails: No, I wasn’t!
Nick Wilde: This does not concern you, kids! And you’re lucky I don’t tell your parents you were out there! You know you can’t walk well!
Tails: I can walk fine, Dad, OK?
Nick Wilde: No, it’s not OK. You shouldn’t be anywhere near here. OK, I was right. You know what? You’ll start school in a year or two. [starts to take Tails away]
Tails: [jerks out of his grasp] No, Dad! Just because you’re scared of the nature--
Nick Wilde: Clearly, you’re not ready. And you’re not coming back until you are. You think you can do these things but you just can’t, Tails!
Tails: I hate you.
(Nick is shocked and visibly hurt at what his son just said)
Mr. Manny: [singing] 🎵There’s... 🎵 [speaking] nothing to see. Gather, over there. Excuse me, is there anything I can do? I am a scientist, sir. Is there any problem?
Nick Wilde: I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to interrupt things. He isn’t a good swimmer and I just think it’s a little too soon for him to be out here unsupervised.
Mr. Manny: Well, I can assure you, he’s quite safe with me.
Nick Wilde: Look, I’m sure he is. But you have a large class and he can get lost from sight if you’re not looking. I’m not saying you’re not looking...
[As he talk, one of the fish saw something off screen.]
Ruby: Oh, my gosh! Tails’ walking out to forest!
(Tails swims out to touch the "butt." Nick, Mr. Manny, Patch, Apple Bloom and Gumball notice this.)
Nick Wilde: Tails! What do you think you’re doing?
(Tails looks up at the "butt")
Nick Wilde: You’re gonna get stuck out there and I’ll have to get you before another fish does! Get back here!
(Tails swims up to the "butt")
Nick Wilde: I said get back here, now! Stop!
(Tails stops and turns around to Nick, upset)
Nick Wilde: You take one more move, mister...
(Tails raises up his fin)
Nick Wilde: D— Don’t you dare! If you put one fin on that truck-- Are you listening to me? Don’t touch the tru--
(Tails touches the "butt")
Nick Wilde: (gasps) Tails!
Gumball: (whispers to his friends) He touched the "butt"!
Nick Wilde: You just paddle your little tail back here, Tails! That’s right! You are in big trouble, young man! Do you hear me? Big...
(a man appears behind Tails)
Nick Wilde: Big...
Apple Bloom: Agh!
(Tails turns around and sees the man behind him and screams)
Tails: Ahhhhh! Daddy, help me!
Nick Wilde: I’m coming, Tails! (tries to save Tails but another man appears)
Apple Bloom: Ah!
Mr. Manny: Get under me, kids!
Tails: Oh, no, no! Dad! Daddy!
(the driver’s camera flashes him)
Nick Wilde: Oh! Tails! Tails! Tails! Tails, no! Tails! Tails, Tails! No! No! (he gets pushed away by the bubbles) Ahhhhhhhh! (as the bubbles clear, Nick notices the truck moving away, and swims off to it) Tails! Tails!
Tails: [whimpering]
Diver Man: Whoa, hold on!
Scene 4: Nick meets Tinker Bell/Lion and Hyenas[]
Nick Wilde: [panting] Oh, no. No. No, it's gone. It's gone. No, no, it can't be gone! No, no! (Nick runs up to the surface to shout for Tails) Tails! Tails? Tails! No! Tails! Tails! No! No, please, no! No, no! (He runs back into the forest, and asks everybody) Has anybody seen a truck? Please! A white truck! They took my son! My son! Help me, please!
Tinker Bell: Look out!
(Nick and Tinker Bell bump into each other. Nick gets hit right into a rock)
Tinker Bell: Sorry! I didn't see you. Sir, are you okay? There, there. It’s all right.
Nick Wilde: He’s gone.
Tinker Bell: It’ll be okay.
Nick Wilde: No, no. They took him away. I have to find the truck.
Tinker Bell: A truck? Hey, I’ve seen a truck.
Nick Wilde: You have?
Tinker Bell: It passed by not too long ago.
Nick Wilde: A white one?
Tinker Bell: Hi. I’m Tinker Bell.
Nick Wilde: Where?! Which way?!
Tinker Bell: It went, this way! And it went this way! Follow me!
Nick Wilde: Thank you! Thank you, so much!
Tinker Bell: No problem.
Nick Wilde: Hey! Wait!
Tinker Bell: Will you quit it?
Nick Wilde: What?
Tinker Bell: I’m trying to fly here. What, nature ain’t big enough for you? You got a problem, buddy? Huh? Huh? Do ya? Do ya? Do ya? You want a piece of me? Yeah, I’m scared now. What!
Nick Wilde: Wait a minute...
Tinker Bell: Stop following me, okay?
Nick Wilde: What are talking about? You’re showing me which way the truck went!
Tinker Bell: A truck? Hey, I’ve seen a truck. It passed by not too long ago. It went this way, it went this way. Follow me!
Nick Wilde: Wait a minute! What is going on? You already told me which way the truck was going!
Tinker Bell: I did? Oh, no.
Nick Wilde: If this is some kind of practical joke, it’s not funny! And I know funny... I’m a fox!
Tinker Bell: No, it’s not. I know it’s not. I’m so sorry. See, I suffer from short-term memory loss.
Nick Wilde: Short-term memory loss. I don’t believe this!
Tinker Bell: No, it’s true. I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family. Or at least I think it does. Where are they? … Can I help you?
Nick Wilde: Something’s wrong with you, really. You’re wasting my time. I have to find my son. [Gasps]
Scar: Hello.
Tinker Bell: Well, hi!
Scar: Name’s Scar. It’s all right, I understand. Why trust a lion, right? [laughing] So, what’s a couple of bites like you doing out so late?
Nick Wilde: Nothing. We’re not doing anything. We’re not even out.
Scar: Great! Then how’d you morsels like to come to a little get-together I’m having?
Tinker Bell: You mean like a party?
Scar: Yeah, right a party! What do you say?
Tinker Bell: I love parties! That like sounds fun!
Nick Wilde: Parties are fun, and it’s tempting but can't because...
Scar: Come on, I insist.
Nick Wilde: OK, that’s all that matters.
Tinker Bell: Hey, look. Balloons! It is a party!
Scar: [chuckling] Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn’t want one of them to pop.
Scar: Kamari! Banzai!
Banzai: There you are, Scar, finally.
Scar: We got company.
Banzai: It’s about time, mate.
Kamari: We’ve already gone through all the snacks and I’m still starving.
Banzai: We almost had a feeding frenzy.
Kamari: Come on, let’s get this over with.
Scar: Right, then. The meeting has officially come to order. Let us all say the pledge..
All: I am a nice lion, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Animals are friends, not food.
Banzai: Except stinking dolphins.
Kamari: Dolphins. Yeah. They think they’re so cute. "Look at me. I’m a flipping little dolphin. Let me flip for you. Ain’t I something?"
Scar: Right, then. Today’s meeting is step five. Bring a Animal Friend. Now, do you all have your friends?
Banzai: Got mine.
Tinker Bell: Hey there!
Scar: How about you, Kamari?
Kamari: Well, I seem to have misplaced my friend.
Scar: That’s all right, Kamari. I had a feeling this would be a difficult step, you can help yourself to one of my friends.
Kamari: Thanks, mate. A little Kamari for Kamari, eh?
Scar: I’ll start the testimonies. Hello, my name is Scar.
Both: Hello, Scar.
Scar: It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.
Kamari: You’re an inspiration to all of us.
Banzai: Amen.
Nick Wilde: [grunts]
Scar: Right, then. Who’s next?
Tinker Bell: Pick me! Pick me!
Scar: Yes, the little Sheila down the front.
Tinker Bell: Whoo!
Scar: Come on up here.
Tinker Bell: Hi. I’m Tinker Bell.
Scar, Banzai and Kamari: Hello, Tinker Bell.
Tinker Bell: And... Well, I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a fish.
Kamari: Hey, that’s incredible.
Scar: Good on ‘ya, mate!
Tinker Bell: I’m glad I got that off my chest.
Scar: All right, anyone else? Hello, how ‘bout you, mate? What’s your problem?
Nick Wilde: Me? I don’t have a problem.
Scar: OK!
Scar, Banzai and Kamari Denial.
Scar: Just start with your name.
Nick Wilde: OK. Hello. My name is Nicholas Wilde. I’m a fox.
Kamari: A fox? Really?
Scar: Go on. Tell us a joke.
Kamari: I love jokes!
Nick Wilde: Well, I actually I do know one that’s pretty good. There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally, they don’t talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber…
[Nick's spot the mask dangling from the shipwreck]
Tails: Daddy!
Nick Wilde: Tails!
Kamari: Tails! [laughs] I don’t get it.
Scar: For a fox, he’s not that funny.
Nick Wilde: No, he’s my son. He was taken by these divers.
Tinker Bell: Oh, my. You poor fish.
Kamari: Humans. Think they own everything.
Banzai: Probably American.
Scar: [tearfully] Now there is a father looking for his little boy.
Nick Wilde: Ugh! What do these markings mean?
Scar: [crying] I never knew my father!
Kamari: Come here.
Banzai: Group hug.
Kamari: We’re all mates here.
Nick Wilde: I can’t read human.
Tinker Bell: Well, then we gotta find a animal who can read this. Look, hyenas! Guys!
Nick Wilde: No, Tink! Cut it out!
Tinker Bell: That’s mine! Give it to me! Ow!
Nick Wilde: I’m sorry. Are you OK! I'm so sorry.
Tinker Bell: You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding?
Scar: Tinker Bell, are you okay... [sniffs] Oh! That’s good.
Banzai and Kamari: Intervention!
Scar: Just a bite.
Banzai: You hold it together, mate!
Kamari: Remember, Scar, fish are friends, not food!
Scar: Food!
Nick Wilde: Tinker Bell, look out!
Scar: I’m having animals tonight!
Kamari: Remember the steps, mate!
Scar: Just one bite! G’day.
Nick Wilde: There’s no way out! There’s got to be a way to escape!
Tinker Bell: Who is it?
Nick Wilde: Tinker Bell, help me find a way out!
Tinker Bell: Sorry, you’ll have to come back later. We’re trying to escape.
Nick Wilde: OK. There’s gotta be a way out!
Tinker Bell: Look, here’s something! "Es-cap-e." I wonder what that means. It’s funny, it’s spelled just like the word "escape."
Nick Wilde: Let’s go.
Scar: Here’s Scar!
Nick Wilde: Wait a minute. You can read?
Tinker Bell: I can read? That’s right!
Nick Wilde: Well, then here. Read this now.
Banzai: He really doesn’t mean it. He never even knew his father.
Kamari: Don’t fall off the wagon!
Nick Wilde: Oh, no. It’s blocked!
Banzai: No, Scar! Focus!
Kamari: Sorry about Scar, mate.
Banzai: He’s really a nice guy.
Nick Wilde: I need to get that mask.
Tinker Bell: You want that mask? OK.
Nick Wilde: No, no, no, no! Quick. Grab the mask! Grab it!
Banzai: Oh, no.
Kamari: Scar?
Scar: What? (Gasps) Run away! Run away!
Tinker Bell: Oh. Is the party over?
[KaBoom!]
Turtle: Nice.
Scene 5: Tails meets the Cage Gang[]
Tails: Dad? Daddy?
Dr. Hans: Elsa? Prep for his anterior crown, would you, please? And I’m going to need a few cotton rolls. OK.
Dr. Hans: Hello, little fella.
(Tails screams and hides in a barrel)
Dr. Hans: [chuckling] Beauty, isn’t he? I found that guy struggling for life out on the reef and I saved him. So, has that Novocaine kicked in yet?
Blu: Bubbles! [muttering] My bubbles.
Jailbreak: He likes bubbles.
Tails: No! [breathing healiy]
Tom: Bonjour.
Tails: Aagghh!
B.O.B.: Slow down, little fella. There’s nothing to worry about.
Twilight Sparkle: He’s scared to death.
Tails: I want a go home. Do you know where my dad is?
Jailbreak: Honey, your dad’s probably back at the pet store.
Tails: Pet store?
B.O.B.: Yeah. Like I’m from Hotel Transylvania.
Fear: Riley's Mind.
Blu: Minnesota.
Twilight Sparkle: Canterlot.
Rainbow Dash: Cloudsdale.
Jailbreak: Textopolis.
Fear: So, which one is it?
Tails: I’m from the forest.
Fear: Ah, the forest. forest! Aagghh! He hasn’t been decontaminated yet. Flint! Clean him!
Flint Lockwood: Oui?
Fear: Forest!
Flint Lockwood: La nature. Bon. Voila. He is clean.
Blu: Wow. The big green. What’s it like?
Tails: Big and green?
Blu: I knew it.
Twilight Sparkle: Kid, if there’s anything you need, just ask your auntie Twilight, that’s me. Or if I’m not around, you can always talk to my friend Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Hi, how are you?
Twilight Sparkle: Don’t listen to anything my friend says, she’s nuts!
Jailbreak: We got a live one!
Fear: Yes!
B.O.B.: Boy, oh, boy!
Twilight Sparkle: What do we got?
Jailbreak: Root canal. And by the looks of those X-rays. It’s not gonna be pretty.
Patient: Aagghh!
B.O.B.: Rubber dam and clamp installed?
Jailbreak: Yep.
Fear: What did he use to open?
Jailbreak: Gator-Glidden drill. He seems to be favoring that one lately.
Patient: [mumbling; I can stay all day-] Ah! Ahhhhh!
Jailbreak: Now, he’s doing the Schilder technique.
B.O.B.: He’s using a Hedstrom file.
Fear: That’s not a Hedstrom file. That’s a K-Flex.
B.O.B.: It’s got a teardrop cross-section. Clearly a Hedstrom.
Fear: No, K-Flex.
B.O.B.: Hedstrom! There I go. A little help over here?
Twilight Sparkle: I’ll go deflate him.
Dr. Hans: All right, go ahead and rinse.
Fear: Ugh! The human mouth is a disgusting place.
Jailbreak: Hey, Aladar.
Aladar: What did I miss? Am I late?
Jailbreak: Root canal, and it’s a doozy.
Aladar: Root canal. What did he use to open?
Jailbreak: Gator-Glidden drill.
Aladar: He seems to be favoring that one. Hope he doesn’t get surplus sealer at the portal terminus. Hello. Who’s this?
Twilight Sparkle: New guy.
Fear: The dentist took him off the forest.
Aladar An outie. From my neck of the woods? Sorry if I ever took a snap at you. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat.
Dr. Hans: No, no! They’re aren't your animals. They’re my animals. Come on! Go on. Shoo! The picture broke. This here’s Darla. She’s my niece. She’s going to be eight next week. Hey, little fella. Say hello to your new mummy. She’ll be here Friday to pick you up. You’re her present. Shh! It’s our little secret. Well, Mr. Abbott, while that sets up I’m going to see a man about a wallaby.
B.O.B.: Uh-oh! Darla.
Tails: What? What’s wrong with her?
Fear: She wouldn’t stop shaking the bag.
Blu: Poor Oswald.
Twilight Sparkle: He was her present last year.
B.O.B.: Hitched a ride on the porcelain express.
Jailbreak: She’s a animal killer.
Tails: I can’t go with that girl. I have to get back to my dad. Aah! Daddy, help me!
Fear: He’s stuck!
Bagheera: Nobody touch him! Nobody touch him.
Tails: [grunting] Can you help me?
Bagheera: No. You got yourself in there, you can get yourself out.
Jailbreak: Bagheera...
Bagheera: I just wanna see him do it, okay? Calm down. Alternate wiggling your tail.
Tails: I can’t. I have a bad tail.
Bagheera: Never stopped me. Just think about what you need to do.
Tails: [straining]
B.O.B.: Come on.
Bagheera: Perfect.
Fear: You did it!
Twilight Sparkle: Good squirming!
Jailbreak: Wow. From the forest. Just like you, Bagheera.
Bagheera: Yeah.
Jailbreak: [chuckles] I’ve seen that look before. What are you thinking about?
Bagheera: I’m thinking, tonight, we give the kid a proper reception.
B.O.B.: So kid, you got a name or what?
Tails: Tails. I’m Tails.
Scene 6: The Abyss/Tinker Bell’s Song “Just Keep Walking“/Tiger Attacks[]
Nick Wilde: Tails. Tails.
Tinker Bell: Are you gonna eat that? [snoring] ...Careful with that hammer.
Nick Wilde: No, no! What does it say? Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell: Sea monkey has my money…
Nick Wilde: Wake up! Get up! Come on! Come on!
Tinker Bell: Yes, I’m a natural green…
Nick Wilde: Get up!
Tinker Bell: Look out! Lions eat animal!
Tinker Bell: [coughing] Wow. Dusty.
Nick Wilde: The mask! Where’s the mask? No! Not the mask! Get it! Get the mask! [panting]
Tinker Bell: [humming] Whoo-hoo! Just keeps going on, doesn’t it? Echo! Echo! Hey, what are you doing?
Nick Wilde: It’s gone. I’ve lost the mask.
Tinker Bell: What, did you drop it?
Nick Wilde: You dropped it! That was my only chance of finding my son, and now it’s gone.
Tinker Bell: Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down, you know what you gotta do?
Nick Wilde: I don’t want to know what I gotta do.
Tinker Bell: [singing] Just keep walking. What do we do? We walk.
Nick Wilde: Tinker Bell, no singing.
Tinker Bell: I love to walk! When you want to walk...
Nick Wilde: See, I’m going to get stuck now with that song now it’s in my head!
Tinker Bell: Sorry.
Nick Wilde: Tink, do you see anything?
Tinker Bell: Something’s got me!
Nick Wilde: That was me. I’m sorry.
Tinker Bell: Who's that?
Nick Wilde: Who could it be? It’s me.
Tinker Bell: Are... are you my conscience?
Nick Wilde: Yeah. I’m your conscience. We haven’t spoken for a while. How are you?
Tinker Bell: Can’t complain.
Nick Wilde: Good. Now, Tink. I want you to tell me..do you see anything?
Tinker Bell: I see... I see a light.
Nick Wilde: A light?
Tinker Bell: Yeah. Over there. Hey, conscience. Am I dead?
Nick Wilde: No, I see it too. What is it?
Tinker Bell: It’s so pretty.
Nick Wilde: Hi, I’m feeling happy. Which is a big deal for me.
Tinker Bell: I want to touch it. Oh!
Nick Wilde: Hey, come back. Come on back here.
Tinker Bell: [singing] I’m gonna get you. I’m gonna get you. I’m gonna walk with you.
Nick Wilde: I’m gonna get you. I’m gonna be your best friend good feeling’s gone.
(the light reveals that it's actually from an tiger. Nick and Tinker Bell scream and swam away from it, the tiger is still chasing them)
Nick Wilde: I can’t see! I don’t know where I’m going! The mask!
Tinker Bell: What mask? OK, I can’t see a thing.
Nick Wilde: Oh, gee!
Tinker Bell: Hey, look! A mask!
Nick Wilde: Read it!
(the tiger chases Nick)
Tinker Bell: I’m sorry, but if you could just bring it a little closer, I kind of need the light. That’s great, keep it right there.
Nick Wilde: Just read it!
Tinker Bell: OK, OK. Mr. Bossy. H’. OK, ‘H. Wes... H. Wester? H not Wester. The first line’s ‘H. Westergaard’!
Nick Wilde: H. Westergaard doesn’t make any sense!
Tinker Bell: OK. Second line. ‘30’.
Nick Wilde: Don’t eat me!
(the tiger struggles with Nick, then accidentally eats him. The light goes out.]
Tinker Bell: Light, please. The second line’s ‘30 Central Park’!
Nick Wilde: That’s great! Speed read! Take a guess! No pressure! No problem! There’s a lot of pressure! Pressure! Take a guess now with pressure!
Tinker Bell: ‘New York’. It’s ‘New York’!
Nick Wilde: Duck! [pants] I’m dead, I’m dead, I’m dead, I’m dead, I’m dead, I died, I’m dead. Whoo-hoo! [singing] We did it! Oh, yeah! No eating here tonight, whoo!
Both: Eating here tonight!
Nick Wilde: Tinker Bell.
Tinker Bell: No, eating here tonight. You on a diet.
Nick Wilde: Tinker Bell! What did the mask say?
Tinker Bell: "H. Westergaard, 30 Central Park, New York". [gasps] I remember what it said! I usually forget things, but I remembered it this time!
Nick Wilde: Wait! Where is that?
Tinker Bell: I don’t know. But who cares? I remembered!
Nick Wilde: H. Westergaard, 30 Central Park, New York. I remembered it again!
Scene 7: Tails' Initiation[]
Flint Lockwood: Psst. [whispers] Tails. Tails.
Tails: Huh?
Flint Lockwood: Suivez-nous. Follow us.
Bagheera: State your name.
Tails: Tails.
Bagheera: Brother B.O.B., proceed.
B.O.B.: Tails! Newcomer of gold and white, you have been called forth to the summit of Mount Wannahockaloogie to join with us in the fraternal bonds of cage-hood.
Tails: Huh?
Jailbreak: We want you in our club, kid.
Tails: Really?
B.O.B.: If you are able to swim through... The Ring of Fire! Turn on the Ring of Fire! The Ring of Fire, you said you could do it the Ring of Fire.
Blu: Bubbles! Bubbles! Let me...
Jailbreak: Isn’t there another way? He’s just a boy!
Bagheera: From this moment on, you will now be known as Sharkbait.
All: Sharkbait! Ooh-ha-ha!
Bagheera: Welcome, brother Sharkbait!
All: Sharkbait!
Bagheera: Enough with the Sharkbait.
Fear: Sharkbait!
Bagheera: OK, Sharkbait’s one of us now, agreed?
All: Agreed!
Bagheera: We can’t send him off to his death. Darla’s coming in 5 days, so what are we gonna do? I’ll tell you what we’re gonna do: we’re gonna get him outta here. We’re gonna help him escape.
Tails: Escape? Really?
Bagheera: We’re all gonna escape!
Fear: Bagheera, please, not another one of your escape plans.
Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, but they, they just, they never work.
B.O.B.: Yeah. Why should this be any different?
Bagheera: 'Cause we’ve got him.
Tails: Me?
Bagheera: You see that filter?
Tails: Yeah?
Bagheera: You’re the only one who can get in and out of that thing. What we need you to do is take a pebble inside and jam the gears. You do that and this Cage’s gonna get filthier and filthier by the minute. Pretty soon, the dentist’ll have to clean the Cage himself. And when he does, he’ll take us out of the Cage, put us in the individual baggies, then we roll ourselves down the counter, out of the window, off the awning, into the bushes, across the street and into the harbor! It’s foolproof! Who’s with me?
B.O.B.: I...
Flint Lockwood: I...
Twilight Sparkle: I...
Blu: I...
Fear: I think your nuts. No offense kid, but, you’re not the best swimmer.
Bagheera: He’s fine, he can do this. So Sharkbait, what do you think?
Tails: Let’s do it.
Scene 8: Directions/Squrriels/Bees[]
Tinker Bell: I’m going to H. Westergaard, 30 Central Park, New York. Where are you going? I’m going to H. Westergaard, 30 Central Park, New York. If you’re asking where I’m going. I’ll tell you that’s where I’m going. It’s H. Westergaard, 30 Central Park, New York. Where? I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you. H. Westergaard, 30 Central Park…
Nick Wilde: Excuse me. Hi. Do you know how to get to hello? Wait! Can you tell me... Hey! Hold it! Wait a minute! I’m trying to talk to you. OK, fellas, come back here. Please, one quick question. I need to and they’re gone again. [sighing]
Tinker Bell: H. Westergaard, 30 Central Park, New York. Why do I have to tell you over and over again? I’ll tell you again. I don’t get tired of it...
Nick Wilde: OK, all right. Here’s the thing. You know, I just, think it’s best if I just, if I just, carry on from here by myself.
Tinker Bell: OK.
Nick Wilde: You know, alone. Without, well, I mean, not without you. I mean, it’s just that I don’t want you, with me.
Tinker Bell: Huh?
Nick Wilde: I don’t want a hurt your feelings..
Tinker Bell: You want me to leave?
Nick Wilde: Well, I mean not. Yes. Yeah. It’s just that you know I just can’t afford anymore delays and you’re one of those fish that cause delays. And sometimes it’s a good thing. There’s a whole group of aniimals. They’re delay animal.
Tinker Bell: You mean... You mean, you don’t like me?
Nick Wilde: No, of course I like you. It’s because I like you I don’t want a be with you. It’s a complicated emotion. Don’t cry. I like you.
Squirrel Leader: Hey, you! Lady, is this guy bothering you?
Tinker Bell: I don’t remember. Were you?
Nick Wilde: No. We’re just, we’re... hey, do you guys know how I can get to...
Squirrel Leader: Look, pal. We’re talking to the lady, not you. Hey, you like impressions? OK. Just like in rehearsals, gentlemen. So, what are we? Take a guess.
Tinker Bell: I’ve seen one of those.
Squirrel Leader: I’m an animal with a nose like a hose.
Tinker Bell: Wait, wait...
Nick Wilde: It’s an elephant.
Squirrel Leader: Hey, clown boy! Let the lady guess. Where’s the butter?
Tinker Bell: It’s on the tip of my tongue.
Nick Wilde: [coughs] Turkey. What?
Squirrel Leader: Saw that. Lots of spots, lives in the jungle.
Tinker Bell: Cheetah!
Squirrel Leader: Close enough. [singing] It’s a Dragon of a tale, I’ll tell you lad, a Dragon of a tale.
Tinker Bell: They’re good.
Nick Wilde: Will somebody please give me directions?
Squirrel Leader: [mockingly] Will somebody please give me directions?
Tinker Bell: [laughing]
Nick Wilde: I’m serious.
Squirrel Leader: Blah-blah-blah! Me-me-blah! Blah-blah-blah-blah-me-me-me!
Nick Wilde: Thank you.
Tinker Bell: Oh, dear. Hey, come back! What’s the matter?
Nick Wilde: What’s the matter? While they’re doing their silly little impressions, I am miles from home, with a animals that can’t even remember her own name.
Tinker Bell: Boy, bet that’s frustrating.
Nick Wilde: Meanwhile my son is out there.
Tinker Bell: You’re son Miles? Right. Got it.
Nick Wilde: Tails! But it doesn’t matter, ‘cause no animals in this entire forest is gonna help me.
Tinker Bell: Well, I’m helping you. Wait right here. Hey, guys.
Squirrel Leader: What, is he bothering you again?
Tinker Bell: No, he’s a good guy. Go easy on him, he’s lost his son, Tod. Any of you heard of H. Westergaard, 30 Central Park, New York?
Squirrel Leader: New York? Sure. Why, Ted here’s got relatives in New York. Don’t you, Whirly?
Whirly Squirrel: Sure do.
Tinker Bell: They know New York! You wouldn’t know how to get there, would you?
Squirrel Leader: What you wanna do is follow the EAC, that’s the East American Current. Big current, can’t miss it, it’s in.. that direction. And then you gotta follow that for about, I don’t know, what do you guys think? About three leagues? And that little baby’s gonna put you right past New York.
All: Ta-da!
Nick Wilde: Great! That’s great! Tinker Bell, you did it!
Tinker Bell: Oh, please. I’m just your little helper. Helping along, that’s me.
Nick Wilde: Well, listen fellas, thank you.
Squirrel Leader: Don’t mention it. And, loosen up. OK, buddy?
Tinker Bell: You guys. You really nailed him. Bye.
Squirrel Leader: Ma’am, one more thing.
Tinker Bell: Yes.
Squirrel Leader: When you come to this trench, swim through it, not over it.
Tinker Bell: Trench, through it, not over it. I’ll remember. Hey, wait up, partner. Hold on. Wait! Wait-wait! I got, I gotta tell you something. Whoa. Nice trench. Hello! [echoing] OK, let’s go.
Nick Wilde: Bad trench. Come on, we’re gonna walk over this trench..
Tinker Bell: Partner. Little red flag going up. Something telling me we should swim through it, not over it.
Nick Wilde: Are you even looking at this thing? It’s got death written all over it.
Tinker Bell: I’m sorry, but I really, think we should walk through.
Nick Wilde: And I’m really done talking about this. Over we go.
Tinker Bell: Come on, trust me on this.
Nick Wilde: Trust you?
Tinker Bell: Yes, trust. It’s what friends do.
Nick Wilde: Look! Something shiny!
Tinker Bell: Where?
Nick Wilde: It just swam over the Come on, we’ll follow it.
Tinker Bell: OK. Boy, sure is clear up here.
Nick Wilde: Exactly. And look at that, there’s the current. We should be there in no time.
Tinker Bell: Hey, little guy.
Nick Wilde: You wanted to go through the trench.
Tinker Bell: I shall call him Buzzy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Buzzy. Come here, little Buzzy. [Baby talking] Ow.
Nick Wilde: Tinker Bell! That’s a bee!
Tinker Bell: Bad Buzzy!
Nick Wilde: Shoo! Get away! Come here, let me see.
Tinker Bell: Don’t touch it!
Nick Wilde: I’m not gonna touch it. I just want a look.
Tinker Bell: How come it didn't sting you?
Nick Wilde: It did. It’s just that, hold still. I live in this tree and I’m used to these kind of stings. Come here. It doesn’t look bad, you’re gonna be fine. But now we know, don’t we? That we don’t want a touch these again. Let’s be thankful this time it was just a little one. Don’t move! This is bad, Tinker Bell.
Tinker Bell: Watch this! Boing! Boing!
Nick Wilde: Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell: You can’t catch me!
Nick Wilde: Tinker Bell! Don’t bounce on the tops! They will not sting you! The tops don’t sting you, that’s it!
Tinker Bell: Two in a row, beat that.
Nick Wilde: Tinker Bell! All right, listen to me. I have an idea, a game.
Tinker Bell: A game?
Nick Wilde: A game. Yes.
Tinker Bell: I love games! Pick me!
Nick Wilde: All right, here’s the game. Whoever can hop the fastest out of these bees, wins.
Tinker Bell: OK!
Nick Wilde: Rules! You can’t touch the bees, only the tops.
Tinker Bell: Something about bees, got it. On your mark, get set, go!
Nick Wilde: Wait! Wait! Not something about them, it’s all about them! Wait! Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell: Gotta go faster if you want a win!
Nick Wilde: Tink!
Tinker Bell: Boing! Boing!
Nick Wilde: Wait a minute, Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell: Whee!
Nick Wilde: So, we’re cheating death now. That’s what we’re doing. We’re having fun at the same time. I can do this, just be careful.
Tinker Bell: Careful I don’t make you cry when I win!
Nick Wilde: I don’t think so!
Tinker Bell: Give it up, old man. You can’t fight evolution, I was built for speed.
Nick Wilde: The question is, Tinker Bell, are you hungry?
Tinker Bell: Hungry?
Nick Wilde: Yeah. Cause you’re about to eat my bubbles! Duck to the left! Right there! The fox is the winner! We did it! We’re gonna... Tink? Oh, no. Tink! Tink! Tink! Tinker Bell! Aah!
Tinker Bell: [weakly] Am I disqualified?
Nick Wilde: No, you’re doing fine! You’re, you’re actually winning! But you gotta stay awake. Where does H. Westergaard live?
Tinker Bell: H. Westergaard... 30 Central Park... New York…
Nick Wilde: That’s it! Stay awake! Stay awake! Stay awake! Stay... awake!
Tinker Bell: H. Westergaard...
Nick Wilde: [weakly] Awake...
Tinker Bell: 30 Central Park... New York.
Nick Wilde: Awake... wake up... Tails…
Scene 9: Filter attempt fail[]
Bagheera: You miss your Dad, don’t you, Sharkbait?
Tails: Yeah.
Bagheera: Well, you’re lucky to have someone out there who’s looking for you.
Tails: He’s not looking for me. He’s scared of the forest.
Bagheera: Jailbreak, any movement?
Jailbreak: He’s had at least four cups of coffee, it’s gotta be soon.
Bagheera: Keep on him. My first escape, landed on dental tools. I was aimin’ for the toilet.
Tails: Toilet?
Bagheera: All drains lead to the forest, kid.
Tails: Wow. How many times have you tried to get out?
Bagheera: I’ve lost count. Fish aren’t meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to ‘ya.
Blu: [giggles] Bubbles!
Jailbreak: Potty break, potty break! He just grabbed the Reader’s Digest! We have 4.2 minutes.
Bagheera: That’s your cue, Sharkbait.
B.O.B.: You can do it, kid.
Bagheera: You gotta be quick. Once you get in, you Run down to the bottom of the chamber and I’ll talk you through the rest.
Tails: OK.
Bagheera: Go on, it’ll be a piece of kelp.
Tails: [takes a deep breath]
Bagheera: Nicely done! Can you hear me?
Tails: Yeah.
Bagheera: Here comes the pebble. Now, do you see a small opening?
Tails: Uh-huh.
Bagheera: OK, inside it you’ll see a rotating fan. Very carefully, wedge that pebble into the fan to stop it turning. Careful, Sharkbait.
Tails: I can’t do it!
Jailbreak: Bagheera, this isn’t a good idea.
Bagheera: He’ll be fine. Try again.
Tails: OK!
Bagheera: That’s it, Sharkbait. Nice and steady.
Tails: I got it! I got it!
B.O.B.: He did it!
Bagheera: That’s great, kid! Now, swim up the tube and out.
Tails: Oh, no! Bagheera!
Bagheera: Sharkbait!
B.O.B.: Oh,my gosh!
Bagheera: Get him out of there!
Blu: Help him!
Fear: What do we do!? What do we do!?
Jailbreak: Oh, no!
Bagheera: Stay calm, kid! Just don’t panic!
Tails: Help me!
Bagheera: Sharkbait! Grab hold of this!
Tails: No! No!
Bagheera: Feed me more!
Fear: That’s it!
Bagheera: Come on, Sharkbait! Grab it!
Tails: [grunts] I got it!
Bagheera: Pull!
[all panting]
Jailbreak: Bagheera, don’t make him go back in there.
Bagheera: No. We’re done.
Scene 10: Nick meets Aladdin/Nick's story[]
Aladdin: Dude. Focus, dude. Dude. He lives! Hey, dude!
Nick Wilde: [groaning] What happened?
Aladdin: Oh, saw the whole thing, dude. First you were like, ‘whoa’! And then we were all like, ‘whoa’! And then you were like, ‘whoa’.
Nick Wilde: What are you talking about?
Aladdin: You, fox. Taking on the honey. You got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome.
Nick Wilde: Oh, my stomach. [moans]
Aladdin: Oh, man. No hurling on the carpet, dude, just waxed it.
Nick Wilde: So, Mr. Rider…
Aladdin: Dude. Mr. Rider is my father. Name’s Aladdin.
Nick Wilde: Aladdin? Really? OK, Aladdin, listen I need to get to the East American Current. EAC?
Aladdin: [chuckles] Dude, you’re riding it, dude! Check it out! OK, grab carpet, dude!
Nick Wilde: Grab what. [screaming]
Aladdin: Ha! ha! Righteous! Righteous! Yeah!
Nick Wilde: Stop!
Aladdin: So, what brings you on this fine day to the EAC?
Nick Wilde: Well, Tinker Bell and I need to get to New York. [gasps] Tink! Is she all right!?
Aladdin: Little Blue. She is sub-level, dude.
Nick Wilde: Tink, Tink! Tink! Oh, Tinker Bell. I’m so sorry. This is all my fault.
Tinker Bell: 29, 30! Ready or not, here I come! There you are! Catch me if you can! [laughing]
Aziz: Whoa!
Nick Wilde: Oh, my goodness!
Aladdin: Kill the motor, dude. Let us see what Aziz does flying solo.
Aziz: Whoa! That was so cool! Hey Dad, did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?
Aladdin: You so totally rock, Aziz! So give me some hand, noggin.
Aladdin and Aziz: Dude
Aladdin: Intro. Jellyman, Offspring. Offspring, Jellyman.
Aziz: Jellies? Sweet.
Aladdin: Totally.
Nick Wilde: Well, apparently, I must’ve done something you all likes dude.
Aziz: You rock, dude.
Aladdin: Curl away, my son. It’s awesome, Jellyman. Little dudes are just eggs, leave ‘em on the beach to hatch, then coo-coo-ca-choo, they find their way back to the big ‘ol blue.
Nick Wilde: All by themselves?
Aladdin: Yeah.
Nick Wilde: But, dude. How do you know when they’re ready?
Aladdin: Well, you never really know. But when they’ll know, you’ll know, you know?
[laughter]
Tinker Bell: Hey! Look, everybody!
Aziz: I know that dude. It’s the Jellyman.
Tinker Bell: Well, go on, jump on him.
Rider Kids: Turtle pile!
Nick Wilde: Wait, kids.
Rider Kid 1: Are you funny?
Rider Kid #2: Where’s your shell?
Nick Wilde: Hold on, I need to breath...
Rider Kid #3: Are you running away?
Rider Kid #4: Did you really cross the bee forest?
Rider Kid #5: Did they sting you?
Nick Wilde: One at a time!
Rider Kid #6: Mr. Fox, did you died?
Tinker Bell: Sorry. I was a little vague on the details.
Aziz: So where are you going?
Nick Wilde: Well, you see my son was taken. My son was taken away from me.
All: [kids gasping]
Tinker Bell: No way.
Aziz: What happened?
Nick Wilde: No, kids. I don’t want a talk about it.
Kids: Come on. Please?
Aziz: Please?
Nick Wilde: Well, OK. I live on this forest, a long long way from here.
Tinker Bell: Oh, boy. This is gonna be good, I can tell.
Nick Wilde: And my son, Tails, see he was mad at me. Maybe he wouldn’t have done it if I hadn’t been so tough on him, I don’t know. Anyway, he walk out in the road to this truck and when he was out there, these hunters appeared and I tried to stop them but the truck was too fast. So we walk out in the forest to follow them…
Hogarth Hughes: They couldn’t stop them. And then Tails’ dad, he walks out to the forest and they bump into..
Scooby-Doo: ...one ferocious lion and two hyenas! He scares away the lion by blowing them up!
Mickey Mouse: Gosh, that’s amazing!
Scooby-Doo: And then dives thousands of...
Balto: ...feet straight down into the dark. It’s like wicked dark down there, you can‘t see a thing. How’s it going, Brian? And the only thing that they can see down there..
Mordecai: ...is the light from this big horrible creature with razor sharp teeth. Nice parry, dude. And then he has to blast his way…
Mumble: So, these two little characters have been... Searching the forest for days. On the East American Current.
Pam Mallard: Which means that he may be on his way here right now. That should put them in Statue of..
Toucan Sam: ...Liberty in a matter of days. I mean, it sounds like this guy’s gonna stop at..
Zazu: ...nothing until he finds his son. I sure hope he makes it.
Scuttle: That’s one dedicated father if you ask me.
Scene 11: Tails Succeeds/The Good News/Filter Again[]
Velociraptors: Mine! Mine! Mine!
Aladar: Would you just shut up! You’re rats with wings!
Nash: ..bloke’s been looking for his boy Tails.
Aladar: Tails?
Nash: He was taken off the forest by hunters and this..
Aladar: There, take it! You happy!
Velociraptors: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Aladar: Say that again! You said something about Tails. What was it?
Velociraptors: Mine! Mine! Mine!
Kat: [growls] [karate yells]
Velociraptor: Mine!
Rex: Last I heard, he’s heading towards the harbor.
Aladar: Brilliant!
Tails: [sighs]
Twilight Sparkle: Is he doing OK?
Fear: I don’t know, but whatever you do, don’t mention D-A-R..
Tails: It’s OK, I know who you’re talking about. Bagheera? Bagheera?
Bagheera: Hey, Sharkbait.
Tails: I’m sorry I couldn’t stop the...
Bagheera: No, I’m the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that nature. I was willing to put you in harm’s way to get there. Nothing should be worth that. I’m sorry I couldn’t get you back to your father, kid.
Aladar: All right! Hey, hey!
Dr. Hans: What the?!?! Well, that’s 1 way to pull a tooth. [laughs] Darn kids. Well, good thing I pulled the right one, prime minister?
Aladar: Psst!
Jailbreak: Aladar. You just missed an extraction.
Aladar: Has he loosened the periodontal ligament yet.. What I’m talking about!? Tails! Where’s Tails? I gotta speak with him.
Tails: What? What is it?
Aladar: Your dad’s been fighting the entire nature looking for you.
Tails: My father? Really?
Bagheera: Really?
Aladar: Oh, yeah. He’s travelled hundreds of miles. He’s been battling lion, hyenas and bees and all sorts of...
Tails: Lion? That can’t be him.
Aladar: Are you sure? What was his name? Some sort of sportfish or something: tuna, uh, trout...
Tails: Nick?
Aladar: That’s it! The little fox from the forest.
Tails: It’s my dad! He took on a lion!
Aladar: I heard he took on 2 hyenas.
All: Three!?!
Bagheera: Two hyenas?
B.O.B.: That’s got it be 4,800 teeth!
Aladar: You see, kid, after you were taken by hunter Dan over there, your dad followed the truck you were on like a maniac.
Tails: Really?
Aladar: He’s swimming and he’s swimming and he’s giving it all he’s got and then one gigantic lion capture him and he blows them up! And then dives thousands of feet and gets chased by a monster with huge teeth! He ties this demon to a rock and what does he get for a reward? He gets to battle an entire bees forest! And now he’s riding with a bunch of riders on the East American Current and the word is he’s headed this way right now, to New York!
B.O.B.: Wow!
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, what a good daddy!
Bagheera: He was looking for you after all, Sharkbait.
Fear: He’s swimming to the filter!
Bagheera: Sharkbait!
B.O.B.: Not again!
Bagheera: Sharkbait!
Twilight Sparkle: No!
Fear: You’ve got your whole life ahead of you!
B.O.B.: Oh, no!
Bagheera: We’ll help you, kid!
B.O.B.: Gotta get him out!
Twilight Sparkle: Give me that thing! Get him out of there!
Fear: Come on, kid! Grab the end!
[jam gears]
Twilight Sparkle: Sharkbait!
B.O.B.: Sharkbait! Are you OK?
Fear: No!
Bagheera: Can you hear me, Sharkbait? Tails! Can you hear me?!
[Tails appears]
Tails: Yeah, I can hear you.
[Everyone turned around and saw Tails was okay.]
Bagheera: Sharkbait, you did it!
Fear: Sharkbait, you’re covered with germs! Aah!
Bagheera: That took guts, kid. All right, gang. We have less than 48 hours before Darla gets here. This Cage’ll get plenty dirty in that time but we have to help it along any way we can. Fint, Tom and Jerry!
Jerry: Oui!
Bagheera: No cleaning.
Tom: We shall resist.
Bagheera: Everybody else, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts. We’re gonna make this Cage so filthy, the dentist’ll have to clean it. Good work.
[Tails chuckles]
Scene 12: Ramp Off/Tinker Bell Speaks Dragon[]
Aladdin: All right, we’re here, dudes! Get ready! Your exit’s coming up, man!
Nick Wilde: Where!? I don’t see it!
Tinker Bell: Right there! I see it! I see it!
Nick Wilde: You mean the swirling vortex of terror!?
Aladdin: That’s it, dude!
Nick Wilde: Of course it is.
Aladdin: OK, first: find your exit buddy! Do you have your exit buddy?
Tinker Bell: Yes!
Aladdin: OK, Aziz here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique!
Aziz: Good afternoon, we’re gonna have a great jump today! OK, crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall! There’s a screaming bottom turn, so watch out! Remember: rip it, roll it and punch it!
Nick Wilde: It’s like he’s trying to speak to me, I know it! You know, you’re really cute! But I don’t know what you’re saying! Say the first thing again!
Aladdin: OK, Jellyman! Go, go, go!
Tinker Bell: Whoo!
Nick Wilde: That was fun! I actually enjoyed that!
Tinker Bell: Hey, look! Riders!
Aladdin: Most excellent! Now, turn your fishy tails ‘round and swim straight on through to New York! No worries, man!
Nick Wilde: No worries! Thank you, dude Aladdin!
Kids: Bye! Bye, Jellyman!
Aladdin: You tell your little dude I said ‘hi’, OK?
Aziz: See you later, dudes!
Tinker Bell: Bye, everyone!
Nick Wilde: Tails, would’ve loved this. Aladdin, I forgot! How old are you?
Aladdin: 150, dude! And still young! Rock on!
Nick Wilde: 28. 28, I gotta remember that.
Tinker Bell: Whoa. We going in there?
Nick Wilde: Yep.
Tinker Bell: H. Westergaard, 30 Central Park, New York?
Nick Wilde: Yep. We’re gonna just walk straight.
Tinker Bell: [singing] Just keep walking, Just keep walking. [humming]
Nick Wilde: Tink? Boy, this is taking a while.
Tinker Bell: How about we play a game?
Nick Wilde: OK.
Tinker Bell: OK I’m thinking of something, orange. And it’s small...
Nick Wilde: It’s me.
Tinker Bell: Right. OK, gold, and small...
Nick Wilde: It’s me.
Tinker Bell: All righty, Mr. Smarty Pants. Orange and small, and fur...
Nick Wilde: Me. And the next one’s just a guess: me.
Tinker Bell: OK, that’s just scary.
Nick Wilde: Wait, I have definitely seen this floating speck before. That means we’ve passed it before and that means we’re going in circles and that means we’re not going straight We gotta get to the surface, come on! Let’s figure it out up there. Let’s go! Follow me! What?
Tinker Bell: Hey! Relax. Take a deep breath. [both inhaling and exhaling] Now, let’s ask somebody for directions.
Nick Wilde: Fine. Who do you wanna ask, the speck? There’s nobody here!
Tinker Bell: Well, there has to be someone. It’s the nature, silly, we’re not the only two in here. Let’s see…OK, no one there. Nope. Nada. There’s somebody. Hey! Excuse me.
Nick Wilde: Tinker Bell! OK, now it’s my turn. I’m thinking of something dark and mysterious. It’s a animal we don’t know. And if we ask it directions, it could ingest us and spit out our bones!
Tinker Bell: What is it with men and asking for directions?
Nick Wilde: Look, I don’t wanna play the gender card right now. You wanna play a card? Let’s play the ‘Let’s Not Die’ card.
Tinker Bell: You want a get outta here, don’t you?
Nick Wilde: Of course, I do. But, Tinker Bell you don't fully understand. [sighs] All right.
Tinker Bell: Well then, how are we gonna do that unless we give it a shot and hope for the best? Come on, trust me on this. Excuse me! Little fella? Hello. Don’t be rude, say ‘hi’.
Nick Wilde: Hello.
Tinker Bell: His son Skye..
Nick Wilde: Tails.
Tinker Bell: .. was taken to,
Nick Wilde: New York.
Tinker Bell: New York. Yes. And it’s really, important that we get there as fast as we can. So can you help us out? Come on, little fella. Come on.
Nick Wilde: Tinker Bell, I’m a little fella. I don’t think that’s a little fella.
[Dragon Roars]
Tinker Bell: Oh, I’m a big fella. In the Dragon... okay, Maybe he only speaks dragon. [imitating the sound a dragon makes] MwOOooo! WwwwEEEE... nEEeeeedd tOOooo FINNND hiIIiiss SOOOOOOONNNNN...!
Nick Wilde: Tinker Bell? What are you doing? What are you doing?! Are you sure you speak dragon?
Tinker Bell: CaaaAAAaaN yoooOOOOu... mMm...giIIIVe uuuus dirRECtiooons?
Nick Wilde: Tinker Bell! Heaven knows what you're saying! See, he’s flying away.
Tinker Bell: CoooOOOOOOme bAAAAAAAack!!
Nick Wilde: He’s not coming back. You offended him.
Tinker Bell: Maybe a different dialect. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAA..!
Nick Wilde: Tinker Bell. Tinker Bell, this is not dragon. You're speaking like..upset stomach.
Tinker Bell: Maybe I should try humpback.
Nick Wilde: No, don’t try humpback.
Tinker Bell: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO! WAAAAAAAAAOOOOOO!
Nick Wilde: Okay, you actually sound sick.
Tinker Bell: Maybe louder, huh? RAAAH!!! RAAAAH!!!!!!
Nick Wilde: Don’t do that!
Tinker Bell: Too much orca. Didn’t it sound a little orca-ish?
Nick Wilde: It doesn't sound orca! It sounds like nothing I've ever heard!
Tinker Bell: MOOOO! ..MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Nick Wilde: It’s just as well, he might be hungry.
Tinker Bell: Don’t worry. dragons don’t eat fox, they eat rabbit.
Rabbit: Run away!
Tinker Bell: Look. Rabbit.
Nick Wilde: Move, Tink! Move!
(Nick and Tinker Bell now get trapped inside the Dragon's mouth)
Scene 13: Grass Filthy Cage[]
Bagheera: Look at that. Would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. And it’s all thanks to you, kid. You made it possible. (Tails chuckles) Tom, I said no cleaning!
Tom: I am ashamed.
Jailbreak: Hey look. Scum angel.
Fear: [whimpering] Aah!
Blu: Bubbles! I love the bubbles! [coughing]
Jailbreak: 9:00, and cue dentist.
Dr. Hans: Hello, Elsa. Sorry, I’m late.
Jailbreak: OK. Here we go.
Dr. Hans: Little Davey Reynolds.
Jailbreak: Walks to the counter, drops the keys..
Fear: B.O.B., that’s disgusting!
B.O.B.: Tastes pretty good to me. [burps]
Fear: Ew! Don’t you people realize we are swimming in our own--
Jailbreak: Shh! Here he comes.
Dr. Hans: What the?
(the animals hide)
Dr. Hans: Crikey, what a state. Oh. Elsa, what’s my earliest appointment tomorrow?
Elsa: 10:00, love.
Dr. Hans: Leave it open, would you? I gotta clean the fish Cage before Darla gets here.
Bagheera: [laughs] Did you hear that, Sharkbait?
Tails: Yay! He’s gonna clean the cage! He’s gonna clean the cage! We’re gonna be clean!
Bagheera: Are you ready to see your dad, kid?
Tails: Uh-huh.
Bagheera: Of course you are. You know, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s out there in the statue of liberty waiting for you right now.
Tails: Yeah.
Scene 14: Inside the Dragon/Arriving at Statue of Liberty[]
Nick Wilde: [yelling and shouting]
Tinker Bell: [Tinker Bell laughing] Whoo! Here comes a big one! Come on, you gotta try this!
Nick Wilde: Would you... just... stop it?!
Tinker Bell: Why? What’s wrong?
Nick Wilde: We’re in a Dragon! Don’t you get it?
Tinker Bell: A Dragon?
Nick Wilde: A Dragon! ‘Cause you had to ask for help! And now we’re stuck here!
Tinker Bell: A Dragon. You know I speak Dragon.
Nick Wilde: No, you’re insane! You can’t speak Dragon! I have to get out! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old sea Riders are.
Tinker Bell: [whooping] Hey. You OK? There, there. It’s all right. It’ll be OK.
Nick Wilde: No, it won’t.
Tinker Bell: Sure it will, you’ll see.
Nick Wilde: No. I promised him I’d never let anything happen to him.
Tinker Bell: Huh. That’s a funny thing to promise.
Nick Wilde: What?
Tinker Bell: Well, you can’t never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him... Not much fun for little Harpo.
(the Dragon stops. Nick and Tinker Bell noticed that)
Nick Wilde: What’s going on?
Tinker Bell: Don’t know. I’ll ask him. [moos] WWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAYTTT’SSSS GGGGGGGOOOOOOIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG OOOOOOONNNNN…
Nick Wilde: Tink. Tink... Tink?
Tinker Bell: What's going on?
[Dragon roars]
Tinker Bell: I think he says we’ve stopped.
Nick Wilde: Of course, we’ve stopped. Just stop trying to speak Dragon, you’re gonna make things worse. What is that noise?
[Dragon growling]
Nick Wilde: Oh, no. Look what you did. The water’s going down! It’s going down!
Tinker Bell: Really? You sure about that?
Nick Wilde: Look, it’s already half-empty!
Tinker Bell: Hmm. I’d say it’s half full.
Nick Wilde: Stop that! It’s half-empty!
(the Dragon roars)
Tinker Bell: OK, that one was a little tougher. He either said we should go to the back of the throat or he wants a root beer float.
Nick Wilde: Of course he wants us to go there! That’s eating us! How do I taste, Moby? Huh? Do I taste good? You tell him I’m not interested in being lunch!
Tinker Bell: OK. He...
Nick Wilde: Stop talking to him!
(the Dragon's tongue goes up, making Nick and Tinker Bell fall, they grab the taste buds)
Nick Wilde: What is going on?!
Tinker Bell: I’ll check! What..
Nick Wilde: No! No more Dragon! You can’t speak Dragon!
Tinker Bell: Yes, I can!
Nick Wilde: No, you can’t! You think you could do these things but you can’t Tails!
[roaring and whistling]
Tinker Bell: OK.
(Tinker Bell let us go)
Nick Wilde: Tinker Bell, no!
(Nick grabs Tinker Bell)
Tinker Bell: He says it’s time to let go! Everything’s gonna be all right!
Nick Wilde: How do you know?! How do you know something bad isn’t gonna happen?!
Tinker Bell: I don’t!
Both: [Tinker Bell and Nick yelling]
Nick Wilde: [laughs] We’re alive!
Tinker Bell: Look! New York. New York! New York! New York again!
Nick Wilde: You were right, Tinker Bell! We made it! We’re gonna find my son! Thank you, sir.
Tinker Bell: Wow. I wish I could speak Dragon.
Nick Wilde: OK. All we gotta do is find the truck that took him.
Tinker Bell: Right!
Nick Wilde: Come on, Tinker Bell. We can do this!
Scene 15: Aqua Scum/Darla[]
Jailbreak: [yawns] Morning. It’s morning, everyone! Today’s the day! The sun is shining, the cage is clean and we are getting out of... [gasps] The cage is clean. [Zoom out on the sparking clean Cage] THE CAGE IS CLEEEEAN!!!
Twilight Sparkle: But how?
Bagheera: Boss must’ve installed it last night while we were sleeping.
Tails: [worried] What’re we gonna do?
Bagheera: What’s it say, Jailbreak?
Jailbreak: The NatureScum 2000 is an all-purpose, self-cleaning… maintenance free salt water purifier… that is guaranteed to even extend the life of your animals.
B.O.B.: [inflates] Stop it!
Jailbreak: The NatureScum is programmed to scan your Cage environment every five minutes.
Fear: Scan? What does that mean?
[The machine scans the Cage.]
NatureScum: Temperature, 82 degrees. P-H balance normal.
All: Ooh.
Jailbreak: Nice.
Fear: Curse you, Naturescum!
B.O.B.: That’s it for the escape plan. It’s ruined!
Tails: Then what’re we gonna do about--
[He didn't finish before the door opened.]
All: Darla!
Bagheera: Stay down, kid!
[Bagheera hides Tails. As the Cage Gang looked, they saw that it was just a woman with her son.]
B.O.B.: False alarm.
[Everyone sighed, relieved]
Fear: My nerves can’t take much more of this.
B.O.B.: What are we gonna do when that little brat gets here?
Bagheera: I’m thinking, I’m thinking.
Tails: Bagheera! Help me! Help me!
Bagheera: Tails! Hold on, I’m coming! Run down! Come on, kid! Run down!
B.O.B.: Everybody jump in!
Twilight Sparkle: Run down!
Bagheera: That’s it!
Dr. Hans: What the?
All: Yay!
Bagheera: Good work!
[But then, a plastric bag grabbed Tails and pulled him out of the Cage.]
Tails: Bagheera!
Bagheera: Tails!
B.O.B.: Sharkbait!
Bagheera: Roll, kid! Lean! Lean! Go to the window.
[Tails pushed the plastic bag to the window but Dr. Hans picks up the bag and places him on the tray to prevent the little animal to escape.]
Dr. Hans: Whoops. That would’ve been a nasty fall.
Tails: Bagheera! Don’t let me go belly up!
Bagheera: Just calm down, Tails. You won’t go belly up, I promise. You’re gonna be okay.
All: Darla!
Scene 16: Aladar helps Nick and Tinker Bell/Velociraptors Chase[]
Tinker Bell: All right, do any of these trucks look familiar to you?
Nick Wilde: No, but the truck has to be here somewhere! Come on, Tinker Bell. We’re gonna find it.
Tinker Bell: I’m totally excited. [yawns] Are you excited?
Nick Wilde: Tinker Bell, wake up. Come on.
Tinker Bell: Lizard!
Nick Wilde: That’s not a lizard. It’s a dinosaur! No! I didn’t come this far to be breakfast!
Rex: Hey, Aladar. Would you look at that?
Aladar: [wakes up] What?
Rex: Sun’s barely up and already Spike’s had more than he can handle.
Aladar: Yeah. Reckon somebody oughta help the poor guy.
Dinosaurs: Yeah, right.
Aladar: Well, don’t everybody fly off at once.
[Aladar flew to the dock to check on the choking dinosaur.]
Aladar: All right, Spike, what is it? Animal got your tongue?
[The dinosaur opens up his mouth the reveal the screaming fish]
Aladar: Love a duck!
Nick Wilde: I gotta find my son Tails!
Aladar: Tails? Hey, he’s that fox! Y’know the one we were talking about! The one that’s been fighting the whole nature! Hey, I know where your son...[He looked up and saw the two characters flopping away] Wait! Come back! Stop!
Nick Wilde: Keep going! He’s crazy!
Aladar: I got something to tell you!
Velociraptor: Mine.
Aladar: OK. Don’t make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth if you want to live.
Nick Wilde: Hop in your mouth? And how does that make me live?
Velociraptor: Mine?
Aladar: Because I can take you to your son.
Nick Wilde: Yeah, right.
Aladar: No. I know your son. He’s gold, he’s got a two tails..
Nick Wilde: THAT'S TAILS!!!
[The Velociraptors started to attack.]
Velociraptors: Mine! Mine! Mine!
Aladar: Fasten your seatbelts!
Velociraptors: Mine! Mine! Mine!
Tinker Bell: Whoo-hoo!
Aladar: Everybody hold on!
Velociraptors: Mine! Mine! Mine!
Scene 17: Darla Dimple/Tails Plays Dead[]
[character yells]
Blu: Too loud for me!
Darla Dimple: [singing] Twinkle, twinkle little star!
Jailbreak: Find a happy place. Find a happy place! Find a happy place!
Elsa: Darla, you’re uncle will see you now.
Dr. Hans: All right, let’s see those pearly whites.
Darla Dimple: [roars] I’m a piranha. They’re in the Amazon.
Dr. Hans: And a piranha’s a fish, just like your present.
Darla Dimple: [giggling] I get a fishy! Fishy!
[As soon as the dentist picks up the plastic bag, he saw Tails belly up.]
Dr. Hans: Oh, no. Poor little guy.
B.O.B.: He’s dead.
Bagheera: Sharkbait!
Darla Dimple: Yay! Fishy, fishy, fishy!
Dr. Hans: Must’ve left your present in the car, sweetie. I’ll go and get it.
[Tails opened one eye and winked at the Character Gang. Everyone was surprised.]
Bagheera: [overjoyed] He’s still alive!
Jailbreak: He’s not dead!
B.O.B.: What’s happening? Why is he playing dead?
Bagheera: He’s gonna get flushed down the toilet! He’s gonna get outta here!
B.O.B.: He’s gonna get flushed!
Fear: What a smart little guy!
Bagheera: Oh no, not the trash can
Blu: Tails! No!
[Aladar arrives with Nick and Tinker Bell in his head]
Aladar: Hey. Hey, I found his dad!
Nick Wilde: Where’s Tails! Where is he!?
B.O.B.: Dentist! Dentist!
Bagheera: He’s over there!
Nick Wilde: What’s a "dentist? What is that? Aladar, get in there!
Aladar: I can’t go in there.
Nick Wilde: Oh, yes you can. Charge!
Darla Dimple: [screaming]
Dr. Hans: What the…? Darla, sweetie, look out! Steady. Hold still! Easy! Hold still! It's all right. Nobody’s going to hurt you!
[Nick looked and saw Tails floating upside down. He thought that his son was dead.]
Nick Wilde: Tails.
Tinker Bell: Oh, my goodness.
Dr. Hans: Gotcha! Keep down.
Nick Wilde: Tails!
Tails: [stops pretending to be dead] Daddy?
Dr. Hans: Out with ya. And stay out!
Tails: Daddy!
[Darla picks Tails' bag. Tails plays dead again.]
Darla Dimple: Foxy? Foxy! Wake up! Wake up!
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, no!
Bagheera: Quick! To the top of Mt. Wannahockaloogie!
Darla Dimple: Why are you sleeping!?
Jailbreak: Hurry!
Bagheera: B.O.B.! Ring of Fire!
Darla Dimple: Foxy! [yelling]
Dr. Hans: Crikey? All the animals have gone mad! [grunts]
Darla Dimple: [Darla shouts] Get it out!
Fear: Smack her in the head!
B.O.B.: Go, Bagheera!
Darla Dimple: Cat in my hair!
Tails: Bagheera.
Bagheera: Sharkbait. Tell your dad, I said hi.
Tails: Aah!
Bagheera: Go get him.
Dr. Hans: [groans]
B.O.B.: He did it!
Blu: I’m so happy!
Fear: Is he gonna be OK, Bagheera?
Bagheera: Don’t worry. All drains lead to the nature.
Darla Dimple:: Foxy!
Scene 18: Nick leaves/Tails meets Tinker Bell[]
Tails: [screaming] Daddy! [whimpers]
Aladar: I’m... I’m so sorry. Truly, I am.
Tinker Bell: Hey...
Nick Wilde: Tinker Bell. If it wasn’t for you, I never even would have made it here. So, thank you.
Tinker Bell: Hey, wait a minute. Wait! Where are you going?
Nick Wilde: It’s over, Tink. We were too late. Tails’s gone and I’m going home now.
Tinker Bell: No. No, you can’t! Stop! Please don’t go away. Please? No one’s ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave, if you leave…I just, I remember things better with you. I do. Look, H. Westergaard, 30..! Ugh! I remember it, I do. It’s there, I know it is because when I look at you, I can feel it. And, I look at you and… I’m home. Please. I don’t want them to go away. I don’t want to forget.
Nick Wilde: I’m sorry, Tinker Bell, but I do.
Monty: Manna from heavens!
Whiskers: Sweet nectar of life!
Both: Hey!
Monty: This is our spot!
Whiskers: Go on! Get outta here!
Both: Hey!
Monty: Yeah, that’s it fella! Just keep on walking, you got that!
Whiskers: Too right, mate! I got a live one here!
Tails: Have you seen my Dad?
Whiskers: Gotcha! Come back here!
Monty: You let him go!
Tails: Dad! Dad! Dad! Excuse me. Are you all right?
Tinker Bell: No! I don’t know where I am! I don’t know what’s going on, I think I lost somebody but I can’t remember.
Tails: It’s OK. I’m looking for someone too. We can look together.
Tinker Bell: [sniffles] I’m Tinker Bell.
Tails: I’m Tails.
Tinker Bell: Tails? That’s a nice name.
Tails: Dad!
Tinker Bell: Dad!
Tails: Dad!
Tinker Bell: Dad! Wait a minute, is it your dad or my dad?
Tails: My dad.
Tinker Bell: Got it. Dad!
Tails: Where are we, anyway?
Tinker Bell: Dad! Dad! Oh. Syl-shi New York. (gasps) (voice echoing) "H. Westergaard, 30 Central Park, New York." (yells) Tails! It's you! You're Tails!
(Tinker Bell grabs Tails by the cheeks and spins him around with dancing, hugging and kissing him)
Tails: [Muffled] Yes, yes, I’m Tails! [Garbled]
Tinker Bell: Oh! You’re Tails! You were dead! I saw you! And then I, here you are! I found you! You’re not dead! And your father! Your father!
Tails: My father!? You know my father!? Where is he!?
Tinker Bell: This way! He went this way! Quick!
Both: Hey!
Tinker Bell: Hey! Have you seen an orange fish swim by? It looks just like him!
Tails: But bigger!
Kat: Yeah, I saw 'em, Fairy! But I’m not telling you where he went. And there’s no way you’re gonna make me!
(Tinker Bell get angry furious at Kat. She puts Kat out in the surface, the Velociraptors notice)
Velociraptors: Mine.
Kat: [yells] All right! I’ll talk! I’ll talk! He went to the animal grounds! [shrieks]
Scene 19: Character Net[]
Grouchy Smurf: Hey! Look out!
Nick Wilde: Sorry. Just trying to get home.
Tails: Dad! Dad!
Nick Wilde: Tails?
Tails: Daddy!
Nick Wilde: Tails?
Tails: Dad!
Tinker Bell: Tails' alive!
Nick Wilde: Tinker Bell? Tails!
Tails: Daddy!
Nick Wilde: Tails! I'm coming, Tails!
Tails: Dad!
Nick Wilde: Tails!
Nick Wilde: Oh, thank goodness! It's all right, son. It's gonna be OK.
Bruton: Turn around! You’re going the wrong way!
Tinker Bell: (yells) Look out!
Nick Wilde: Move!
Tinker Bell: Help!
Nick Wilde: Tink!
Tails: Come on! Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell: Help! Get us out! (yells)
Nick Wilde: No, no, no! No, Tink!
Tails: Dad, I know what to do!
Nick Wilde: Tails, no!
Tails: We have to tell all the animal to run down together!
Nick Wilde: Get out of there now!
Tails: I know this will work!
Nick Wilde: No, I am not gonna lose you again!
Tails: Dad, there’s no time! It’s the only way we can save Tinker Bell! I can do this!
Nick Wilde: You’re right. I know you can.
Tails: Lucky tail!
Nick Wilde: Now go! Hurry!
Tails: Tell all of the animal to run down!
Nick Wilde: Well? You heard my son! Come on!
Tails: Tinker Bell! We have to tell everybody to...
Nick Wilde: Run down together! Do you understand what I’m saying to you? Run down!
Tinker Bell: Everybody Run down!
Tails: Come on! You have to Run down!
Tinker Bell: Run down, OK?
Nick Wilde: Down! Run down! Run down! Run down! Don’t give up! Keep walking! Just keep walking! That's it!
Tails: It’s working!
All: Keep running!
Nick Wilde: Just Keep running! Keep running!
Tails: Come on, Dad!
Nick Wilde: You’re doing great, son!
Tails: That’s my dad!
Nick Wilde: Come on! Let’s get to the bottom! Keep running!
Tinker Bell: [singing] Just keep running, Just keep running.
Nick Wilde: Almost there! Keep running!
All: Keep running! Keep running! [cheering]
Nick Wilde: Tinker Bell, where’s Tails?!
Tinker Bell: There!
Nick Wilde: Oh, no. Tails!
Tails: [moaning]
Nick Wilde: Tails? Tails? It’s OK. Daddy’s here, daddy’s got you.
Tails: [coughs] Daddy?
Nick Wilde: Oh, thank goodness.
Tails: Dad, I don’t hate you.
Nick Wilde: Oh, no, no, no. I’m so sorry, Tails. Hey, guess what?
Tails: What?
Nick Wilde: Riders? I met one! And he was a 28 years old.
Tails: 28?
Nick Wilde: Yep.
Tails: ‘Cause Sandy Plankton said they only live to be a 100.
Nick Wilde: Sandy Plankton? Do you think I would cross the entire nature and not know as much as Sandy Plankton! He was a 28! Not 100! Who is this Sandy Plankton who knows everything wrong?
Scene 20: Ending[]
Nick Wilde: Time for school! Get up! Let’s go! Go! I’m gonna win!
Tails: No, you’re not! I did it!
Nick Wilde: My own son beats me!
Mr. Manny: Climb aboard, explorers!
Nick Wilde: So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says: With fronds like these, who needs trees?
(Pongo, Bright Mac and Danny laugh at this)
Mr. Manny: Well, hello, Tails! Who’s this?
Tails: Exchange student.
Aziz: I’m from the EAC, dude!
Mr. Manny: Sweet.
Both: Totally.
Pongo: But seriously, Niko, did you really do all the things you say you did?
Scar: Pardon me.
All: [all gasping]
Scar: Hello. Don’t be alarmed.
Banzai: We just wanna make sure that our newest member got home safe.
Tinker Bell: Thanks, guys.
Scar: Well, see you next week
Kamari: Keep up with the program, Tinker Bell.
Banzai: Remember: animals are friends.
Tinker Bell: Not food! Bye!
Mr. Manny: Hold on! Here we go! Next stop, knowledge!
Nick Wilde: Bye, son! Have fun!
Tails: Bye, Dad! Oh! Oh, Mr. Manny! Wait. I forgot something. Love you, Dad.
Nick Wilde: I love you too, son.
Tails: Uh, Dad, you can let go now.
Nick Wilde: Sorry! Now, go have an adventure!
Aziz: Goodbye! See you later, dudes!
Tinker Bell: Bye, Shippo!
Nick Wilde: Tails.
Tinker Bell: Tails! Bye, Tails!
Tails: See you after school, Tinker Bell! Bye, Dad!
Nick Wilde: Bye, son.
The End
Dr. Hans: Elsa?
Elsa: Uh-huh?
Dr. Hans: I don’t understand it. Here this thing has a lifetime guarantee and it breaks! I had to clean the Cage myself, take all the animals out, put ‘em in bags and... Where’d the animals go? [car horns honking]
Bagheera: Come on, Jailbreak!
Twilight Sparkle: Hurry!
Bagheera: You can do it!
B.O.B.: Yeah, that’s it! You can do it!
Fear: Just a little further!
Jailbreak: That’s the shortest red light I’ve ever seen!
B.O.B.: Come on, Jailbreak!
All: [cheering] [all laughing] We did it!
Bagheera: Yes!
B.O.B.: Now what?
[Beyond the Sea by Robbie Williams playing]