Fighter Dive 2 is episode of The Avenging Regular Show Unlimited.
Synopsis[]
While on a errand, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, White Tiger and Power Man steal an luxury boat.
Transcript[]
- (This episode begins at Avengers Tower)
- Dan Zembrovski: Hey, Tallest, you got yourselves video chatting?
- Red (Tallest): (On Computer) Why, yes we are, Dan. (To Purple [Tallest]) Do we ever video chat something at Planet Irk?
- Purple (Tallest): (On Computer) Now, we didn't. We never video chat before.
- Randy Cunningham: Don't worry, Tallest. We shipped a package for the Irkens.
- Red (Tallest): (On Computer) Wow. We never had a package before.
- (The Almighty Tallest opens the package it is revealed to be the Irken Sniper Suit, Battle Armor Irken and all New Irken Weapons)
- Purple (Tallest): (On Computer) What the fifth is this?
- Dan Zembrovski: This is the Irken Sniper Suit, Battle Armor Irken and all New Irken Weapons as new weapons for the Irkens.
- Red (Tallest): Great idea, Dan. Love that idea. We will make the Irken Sniper Suit, Battle Armor Irken and all New Irken Weapons for the Irkens.
- Purple (Tallest): Alright, then. Let's make the Irken Sniper Suit, Battle Armor Irken and all New Irken Weapons for the Irkens.
- Red (Tallest): Yeah! Let's do it. (To Dan and Randy) Gotta go. We have new weapons to make.
- (Red [Tallest] calls off)
- Randy Cunningham: Good luck.
- (White Tiger and Power Man arrives)
- Power Man: Hey, Dan, Randy, we have work to do.
- Randy Cunningham: Right, Luke.
- Iron Man: Here.
- Dan Zembrovski: Uh, what's this?
- Captain America: A market list. The Market two clicks to the south, and I'm sending you four on a supply run. Oh. [Laughs] Don't even think about without at least one horned melon. Clear?
- Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, White Tiger and Power Man: Clear.
- Iron Man: How do you expect them to find honred melon on Market?
- (At Market)
- Dan Zembrovski: I got everything but the horned melons. Any luck?
- Power Man: No. And We don't think they meant for us to have luck.
- Randy Cunningham: Well, someone has to be selling those things. Here, take this. I'll go find one.
- White Tiger: Seriously? You want us to carry your supplies?
- Power Man: Yes!
- Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, White Tiger and Power Man: Horned melons!
- Dan Zembrovski: How much for the whole crate?
- Manager: I'm sorry. They're already sold.
- Randy Cunningham: Well, maybe we can buy one from--
- Manager: From Aldrich Killian? [Laughs] Yeah, good luck.
- White Tiger: Why are you smiling about?
- Power Man: The obvious answer to our problem.
- Dan Zembrovski: Right. So what's the plan.
- Randy Cunningham: Maybe. Sure. Why not?
- White Tiger: [Gasps] [Spits, Laughing] We should go.
- Power Man: You go. We're getting what we came for.
- Dan Zembrovski: Wait, guys-- [Groans]
- Extremis Soldier: You there!
- Randy Cunningham: We'll just put this back.
- White Tiger: Run!
- Aldrich Killian: Stop them!
- Power Man: You made us lose the rest of the supplies! At least we're even.
- Dan Zembrovski: Even? Please. We had the whole situation under control.
- Randy Cunningham: [Groans] Come here!
- Extremis Soldier: Where they go?
- White Tiger: [Grunts]
- Power Man: Whoa!
- Extremis Soldier: Up there!
- Dan Zembrovski: White Tiger!
- White Tiger: Just keep going. I'll catch up to you.
- Extremis Soldier: Split up!
- Pilot: [Gasps]
- White Tiger: Oh. Hey, you don't have any horned melons, do you?
- Pilot: There is nowhere to hide.
- Extremis Soldier: Hands up!
- Pilot: [Whimpers]
- White Tiger: Never actually dive one of these before. Whoa!
- Extremis Soldier: Look out!
- White Tiger: [Laughing] Ha, ha, ha! Too bad Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham and Power Man wasn't here to see that. Whoa! [Laughs] Whew. On the other hand--
- Randy Cunningham: Great. Just what we need. White Tiger? White Tiger! Hey, White Tiger, let us in!
- White Tiger: So now, I'd be saving your life, right?
- Power Man: What? Yeah, sure. Yes! Whatever!
- White Tiger: I let you in, we're even.
- Dan Zembrovski: Fine!
- White Tiger: You have to say it!
- Randy Cunningham: All right, all right. We're even. Now let us in! [Shouts]
- (Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham and Power Man hops to the luxury boat)
- White Tiger: Don't crowd me. I'm diving here.
- Power Man: You don't know how. Let us. Whoa!
- White Tiger: Whoa!
- Dan Zembrovski: Turn the boat!
- White Tiger: Let go!
- Randy Cunningham: Turn the boat!
- White Tiger: I'm trying! [Grunts] I can't see a thing!
- Power Man: Gain altitude.
- White Tiger: I know.
- Dan Zembrovski: White Tiger.
- (At Avengers Tower)
- Mordecai: oh, hey, Nate, what you been up to?
- Nate: (On Computer) Great. What about you?
- Mordecai: Not much. I sent a gift for you from New York.
- Nate: (On Computer) What is it?
- Mordecai: (On Computer) It's a present. It's on your bed.
- (Nate sees a present on his bed)
- Nate: (On Computer) You're right. It is. Let me see it. "To Nate, from Mordecai." (Opens a present revealed to be the Arm Sword, Arm Saber, Arm Shield, Lightsaber, Sonic Screwdriver, Sonic Lance, Sonic Blaster, Laser Screwdriver, X-Ray Glasses and Visor Sunglasses) What is it?
- Mordecai: It's the Arm Sword, Arm Saber, Arm Shield, Lightsaber, Sonic Screwdriver, Sonic Lance, Sonic Blaster, Laser Screwdriver, X-Ray Glasses and Visor Sunglasses. It's all yours and I want it you to have it.
- Nate: (On Computer) I say, that's damned decent of you.
- Mordecai: Exactly. Say, Nate should you be with Zack and Ashley? They need you.
- Nate: (On Computer) You're right. They need me. Thanks. Take care.
- (Nate calls off)
- Mordecai: Bye.
- (Back with Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, White Tiger and Power Man)
- White Tiger: [Grunting]
- Randy Cunningham: We think we're too low.
- White Tiger: How can you tell? Why don't you clean the window?
- Power Man: We need to turn. Turn!
- White Tiger: [Grunts] How did you know?
- Power Man: Not sure. We just... knew.
- White Tiger: [Chuckles] Good. That's-- That's good. [Sighs] Now get out there and clean the canopy.
- (At Avengers Tower)
- Iron Man: Have to admit, it's a lot more peaceful aboard with the kids gone.
- Captain America: Yeah, but we're feeling a bit guilty about feeling sending them--
- Iron Man: [Chuckles] On a wild horned melon chase?
- White Tiger: White Tiger to Cap.
- Captain America: Ah, right on cue. Go ahead, White Tiger.
- White Tiger: Right. well, we've has a bit of a problem.
- Captain America: I thought you might. Look, don't worry about the horned melons.
- Dan Zembrovski: Yeah, horned melons. Uh, we found some. But we lost them. Then we found them again. But we smashed them.
- White Tiger: Just cut to the chase, Dan.
- Iron Man: Wait! What are we hearing? It sounds like--
- Randy Cunningham: Yeah, about that. See, um-- well-- [quickly] We stole a luxury boat.
- Iron Man: YOU WHAT?!
- White Tiger: He's taking it better than we thought.
- Iron Man: Get rid of it!
- All: Do we have to?
- Iron Man: [Sighs] At least tell us you dismantled the locater beacon.
- White Tiger: [Laughs] Of course. We're not fools. (whispering to Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham and Power Man) [Quietly] Under there. The red wire. No, wait. The blue.
- Power Man: Well, which one?
- Iron Man: [annoyed] It's the red and the blue.
- Dan Zembrovski: Right. Got it. W-We mean... got it a long time ago. You know, back when we first boarded. Right away. Immediately.
- Captain America: Stealing a luxury boat attracts unwanted attention. Rendezvous at Shadow Site 2 Dive straight there. Do not stop.
- White Tiger: On our way. White Tiger out.
- Randy Cunningham: That went well.
- White Tiger: Yeah.
- Power Man: Do you know which way we're supposed to go?
- White Tiger: No idea. Okay. Navigation system's on line. Course set for rendezvous point.
- Dan Zembrovski: Wait. What's that? Looks like smoke.
- White Tiger: Yeah.
- Randy Cunningham: Only... We think We know where it's coming from. Go check it out. Please.
- White Tiger: [Sighs] There's a convo of troop transports heading northwest.
- Power Man: What's the worst that could happen?
- White Tiger: Well, we both wind up dead.
- Dan Zembrovski: Besides that.
- White Tiger: Oh, boy. Here goes nothing. Attention, transports. This is Commander Horned melon.
- Randy Cunningham: Horned melon? Seriously?
- White Tiger: Shh. [Clears Throat] There's a report of intruder activity in your sector. Reduce speed.
- Aldrich Killian: Acknowledged, Commander. Reduce speed.
- White Tiger: You sure?
- Power Man: Just get us in close. [Grunts]
- Aldrich Killian: A luxury boat? This is Aldrich Killian. My men reported a stolen luxury boat.
- White Tiger: That's not the luxury boat you're looking for. It's a totally different mobile. I sent it to, uh, seek out the heroes.
- Aldrich Killian: Commander, repeat your operating number.
- White Tiger: [Imitating static] Sorry. Didn't catch that. But maintain current position.
- Aldrich Killian: All transports, resume speed. And man the cannon. You see that luxury boat again, take your shot.
- (Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham and Power Man release the prisoners)
- Pilot: Sir, someone's unlocked the prisoners.
- Aldrich Killian: I want soldiers up top, now!
- Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham and Power Man: Whoa.
- Pilot: Sir, the prisoners are escaping.
- Aldrich Killian: Open fire.
- White Tiger: That gun turret's gonna be a problem. This boat has no shields.
- Randy Cunningham: Working on it. Well, hello, stranger.
- Extremis Soldier: Maintain fire. His shots won't penetrate your armor. What the Aaah!
- Dan Zembrovski: Not bad.
- Extremis Soldier: Gotcha.
- Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham and Power Man: Whoa.
- Extremis Soldier: Wait! You did all this for fruit?
- Randy Cunningham: No! Okay, maybe a little. There's gotta be something useful in here. A wrench? A wrench! All for fruit! [Gasps] Not bad, ace.
- White Tiger: Gotcha!
- Power Man: Uh, how are you diving this thing?
- White Tiger: [Grunting]
- Dan Zembrovski: Thanks for the save. Guess we owe you now.
- White Tiger: Let's just say we're eternally even. Oh. You collect these, right?
- Randy Cunningham: Yeah. So, what do we do about the luxury boat? [Chuckling]
- White Tiger: [Grunts]
- Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, White Tiger and Power Man: [Chuckling]
- Iron Man: Ah, they should have been here by now.
- Captain America: Over there!
- White Tiger: One fresh horned melon, as ordered.
- Captain America: Thank you, kind ma'am.
- White Tiger: Team effort.
- Iron Man: Forget about the fruit. Where's the luxury boat?
- White Tiger: [Sighs] We crashed it.
- Power Man: On purpose. Uh, we didn't want it to fall back into Aldrich Killian's hand.
- Iron Man: That's what we like to hear.
- White Tiger: [Sighs, chuckles]
- Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, White Tiger and Power Man: [Laughs]
- White Tiger: [Grunts, laughing]
- Captain America: At least they got rid of the luxruy boat.
- Iron Man: [Inhales, exhales]
- White Tiger: Uh. [Sighs]
- [End of Fighter Dive 2]
Trivia[]
- The Almighty Tallest are gonna make Irken Sniper Suit, Battle Armor Irken and all New Irken Weapons for the Irkens.