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Fighter Dive 2 is episode of The Avenging Regular Show Unlimited.

Synopsis

While on a errand, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, White Tiger and Power Man steal an luxury boat.

Transcript

  • (This episode begins at Avengers Tower)
  • Dan Zembrovski: Hey, Tallest, you got yourselves video chatting?
  • Red (Tallest): (On Computer) Why, yes we are, Dan. (To Purple [Tallest]) Do we ever video chat something at Planet Irk?
  • Purple (Tallest): (On Computer) Now, we didn't. We never video chat before.
  • Randy Cunningham: Don't worry, Tallest. We shipped a package for the Irkens.
  • Red (Tallest): (On Computer) Wow. We never had a package before.
  • (The Almighty Tallest opens the package it is revealed to be the Irken Sniper Suit, Battle Armor Irken and all New Irken Weapons)
  • Purple (Tallest): (On Computer) What the fifth is this?
  • Dan Zembrovski: This is the Irken Sniper Suit, Battle Armor Irken and all New Irken Weapons as new weapons for the Irkens.
  • Red (Tallest): Great idea, Dan. Love that idea. We will make the Irken Sniper Suit, Battle Armor Irken and all New Irken Weapons for the Irkens.
  • Purple (Tallest): Alright, then. Let's make the Irken Sniper Suit, Battle Armor Irken and all New Irken Weapons for the Irkens.
  • Red (Tallest): Yeah! Let's do it. (To Dan and Randy) Gotta go. We have new weapons to make.
  • (Red [Tallest] calls off)
  • Randy Cunningham: Good luck.
  • (White Tiger and Power Man arrives)
  • Power Man: Hey, Dan, Randy, we have work to do.
  • Randy Cunningham: Right, Luke.
  • Iron Man: Here.
  • Dan Zembrovski: Uh, what's this?
  • Captain America: A market list. The Market two clicks to the south, and I'm sending you four on a supply run. Oh. [Laughs] Don't even think about without at least one horned melon. Clear?
  • Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, White Tiger and Power Man: Clear.
  • Iron Man: How do you expect them to find honred melon on Market?
  • (At Market)
  • Dan Zembrovski: I got everything but the horned melons. Any luck?
  • Power Man: No. And We don't think they meant for us to have luck.
  • Randy Cunningham: Well, someone has to be selling those things. Here, take this. I'll go find one.
  • White Tiger: Seriously? You want us to carry your supplies?
  • Power Man: Yes!
  • Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, White Tiger and Power Man: Horned melons!
  • Dan Zembrovski: How much for the whole crate?
  • Manager: I'm sorry. They're already sold.
  • Randy Cunningham: Well, maybe we can buy one from--
  • Manager: From Aldrich Killian? [Laughs] Yeah, good luck.
  • White Tiger: Why are you smiling about?
  • Power Man: The obvious answer to our problem.
  • Dan Zembrovski: Right. So what's the plan.
  • Randy Cunningham: Maybe. Sure. Why not?
  • White Tiger: [Gasps] [Spits, Laughing] We should go.
  • Power Man: You go. We're getting what we came for.
  • Dan Zembrovski: Wait, guys-- [Groans]
  • Extremis Soldier: You there!
  • Randy Cunningham: We'll just put this back.
  • White Tiger: Run!
  • Aldrich Killian: Stop them!
  • Power Man: You made us lose the rest of the supplies! At least we're even.
  • Dan Zembrovski: Even? Please. We had the whole situation under control.
  • Randy Cunningham: [Groans] Come here!
  • Extremis Soldier: Where they go?
  • White Tiger: [Grunts]
  • Power Man: Whoa!
  • Extremis Soldier: Up there!
  • Dan Zembrovski: White Tiger!
  • White Tiger: Just keep going. I'll catch up to you.
  • Extremis Soldier: Split up!
  • Pilot: [Gasps]
  • White Tiger: Oh. Hey, you don't have any horned melons, do you?
  • Pilot: There is nowhere to hide.
  • Extremis Soldier: Hands up!
  • Pilot: [Whimpers]
  • White Tiger: Never actually dive one of these before. Whoa!
  • Extremis Soldier: Look out!
  • White Tiger: [Laughing] Ha, ha, ha! Too bad Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham and Power Man wasn't here to see that. Whoa! [Laughs] Whew. On the other hand--
  • Randy Cunningham: Great. Just what we need. White Tiger? White Tiger! Hey, White Tiger, let us in!
  • White Tiger: So now, I'd be saving your life, right?
  • Power Man: What? Yeah, sure. Yes! Whatever!
  • White Tiger: I let you in, we're even.
  • Dan Zembrovski: Fine!
  • White Tiger: You have to say it!
  • Randy Cunningham: All right, all right. We're even. Now let us in! [Shouts]
  • (Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham and Power Man hops to the luxury boat)
  • White Tiger: Don't crowd me. I'm diving here.
  • Power Man: You don't know how. Let us. Whoa!
  • White Tiger: Whoa!
  • Dan Zembrovski: Turn the boat!
  • White Tiger: Let go!
  • Randy Cunningham: Turn the boat!
  • White Tiger: I'm trying! [Grunts] I can't see a thing!
  • Power Man: Gain altitude.
  • White Tiger: I know.
  • Dan Zembrovski: White Tiger.
  • (At Avengers Tower)
  • Mordecai: oh, hey, Nate, what you been up to?
  • Nate: (On Computer) Great. What about you?
  • Mordecai: Not much. I sent a gift for you from New York.
  • Nate: (On Computer) What is it?
  • Mordecai: (On Computer) It's a present. It's on your bed.
  • (Nate sees a present on his bed)
  • Nate: (On Computer) You're right. It is. Let me see it. "To Nate, from Mordecai." (Opens a present revealed to be the Arm Sword, Arm Saber, Arm Shield, Lightsaber, Sonic Screwdriver, Sonic Lance, Sonic Blaster, Laser Screwdriver, X-Ray Glasses and Visor Sunglasses) What is it?
  • Mordecai: It's the Arm Sword, Arm Saber, Arm Shield, Lightsaber, Sonic Screwdriver, Sonic Lance, Sonic Blaster, Laser Screwdriver, X-Ray Glasses and Visor Sunglasses. It's all yours and I want it you to have it.
  • Nate: (On Computer) I say, that's damned decent of you.
  • Mordecai: Exactly. Say, Nate should you be with Zack and Ashley? They need you.
  • Nate: (On Computer) You're right. They need me. Thanks. Take care.
  • (Nate calls off)
  • Mordecai: Bye.
  • (Back with Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, White Tiger and Power Man)
  • White Tiger: [Grunting]
  • Randy Cunningham: We think we're too low.
  • White Tiger: How can you tell? Why don't you clean the window?
  • Power Man: We need to turn. Turn!
  • White Tiger: [Grunts] How did you know?
  • Power Man: Not sure. We just... knew.
  • White Tiger: [Chuckles] Good. That's-- That's good. [Sighs] Now get out there and clean the canopy.
  • (At Avengers Tower)
  • Iron Man: Have to admit, it's a lot more peaceful aboard with the kids gone.
  • Captain America: Yeah, but we're feeling a bit guilty about feeling sending them--
  • Iron Man: [Chuckles] On a wild horned melon chase?
  • White Tiger: White Tiger to Cap.
  • Captain America: Ah, right on cue. Go ahead, White Tiger.
  • White Tiger: Right. well, we've has a bit of a problem.
  • Captain America: I thought you might. Look, don't worry about the horned melons.
  • Dan Zembrovski: Yeah, horned melons. Uh, we found some. But we lost them. Then we found them again. But we smashed them.
  • White Tiger: Just cut to the chase, Dan.
  • Iron Man: Wait! What are we hearing? It sounds like--
  • Randy Cunningham: Yeah, about that. See, um-- well-- [quickly] We stole a luxury boat.
  • Iron Man: YOU WHAT?!
  • White Tiger: He's taking it better than we thought.
  • Iron Man: Get rid of it!
  • All: Do we have to?
  • Iron Man: [Sighs] At least tell us you dismantled the locater beacon.
  • White Tiger: [Laughs] Of course. We're not fools. (whispering to Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham and Power Man) [Quietly] Under there. The red wire. No, wait. The blue.
  • Power Man: Well, which one?
  • Iron Man: [annoyed] It's the red and the blue.
  • Dan Zembrovski: Right. Got it. W-We mean... got it a long time ago. You know, back when we first boarded. Right away. Immediately.
  • Captain America: Stealing a luxury boat attracts unwanted attention. Rendezvous at Shadow Site 2 Dive straight there. Do not stop.
  • White Tiger: On our way. White Tiger out.
  • Randy Cunningham: That went well.
  • White Tiger: Yeah.
  • Power Man: Do you know which way we're supposed to go?
  • White Tiger: No idea. Okay. Navigation system's on line. Course set for rendezvous point.
  • Dan Zembrovski: Wait. What's that? Looks like smoke.
  • White Tiger: Yeah.
  • Randy Cunningham: Only... We think We know where it's coming from. Go check it out. Please.
  • White Tiger: [Sighs] There's a convo of troop transports heading northwest.
  • Power Man: What's the worst that could happen?
  • White Tiger: Well, we both wind up dead.
  • Dan Zembrovski: Besides that.
  • White Tiger: Oh, boy. Here goes nothing. Attention, transports. This is Commander Horned melon.
  • Randy Cunningham: Horned melon? Seriously?
  • White Tiger: Shh. [Clears Throat] There's a report of intruder activity in your sector. Reduce speed.
  • Aldrich Killian: Acknowledged, Commander. Reduce speed.
  • White Tiger: You sure?
  • Power Man: Just get us in close. [Grunts]
  • Aldrich Killian: A luxury boat? This is Aldrich Killian. My men reported a stolen luxury boat.
  • White Tiger: That's not the luxury boat you're looking for. It's a totally different mobile. I sent it to, uh, seek out the heroes.
  • Aldrich Killian: Commander, repeat your operating number.
  • White Tiger: [Imitating static] Sorry. Didn't catch that. But maintain current position.
  • Aldrich Killian: All transports, resume speed. And man the cannon. You see that luxury boat again, take your shot.
  • (Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham and Power Man release the prisoners)
  • Pilot: Sir, someone's unlocked the prisoners.
  • Aldrich Killian: I want soldiers up top, now!
  • Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham and Power Man: Whoa.
  • Pilot: Sir, the prisoners are escaping.
  • Aldrich Killian: Open fire.
  • White Tiger: That gun turret's gonna be a problem. This boat has no shields.
  • Randy Cunningham: Working on it. Well, hello, stranger.
  • Extremis Soldier: Maintain fire. His shots won't penetrate your armor. What the Aaah!
  • Dan Zembrovski: Not bad.
  • Extremis Soldier: Gotcha.
  • Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham and Power Man: Whoa.
  • Extremis Soldier: Wait! You did all this for fruit?
  • Randy Cunningham: No! Okay, maybe a little. There's gotta be something useful in here. A wrench? A wrench! All for fruit! [Gasps] Not bad, ace.
  • White Tiger: Gotcha!
  • Power Man: Uh, how are you diving this thing?
  • White Tiger: [Grunting]
  • Dan Zembrovski: Thanks for the save. Guess we owe you now.
  • White Tiger: Let's just say we're eternally even. Oh. You collect these, right?
  • Randy Cunningham: Yeah. So, what do we do about the luxury boat? [Chuckling]
  • White Tiger: [Grunts]
  • Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, White Tiger and Power Man: [Chuckling]
  • Iron Man: Ah, they should have been here by now.
  • Captain America: Over there!
  • White Tiger: One fresh horned melon, as ordered.
  • Captain America: Thank you, kind ma'am.
  • White Tiger: Team effort.
  • Iron Man: Forget about the fruit. Where's the luxury boat?
  • White Tiger: [Sighs] We crashed it.
  • Power Man: On purpose. Uh, we didn't want it to fall back into Aldrich Killian's hand.
  • Iron Man: That's what we like to hear.
  • White Tiger: [Sighs, chuckles]
  • Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, White Tiger and Power Man: [Laughs]
  • White Tiger: [Grunts, laughing]
  • Captain America: At least they got rid of the luxruy boat.
  • Iron Man: [Inhales, exhales]
  • White Tiger: Uh. [Sighs]
  • [End of Fighter Dive 2]

Trivia

  • The Almighty Tallest are gonna make Irken Sniper Suit, Battle Armor Irken and all New Irken Weapons for the Irkens.

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