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Fayble is an upcoming American-Canadian 3D computer animated fantasy adventure comedy film. It stars the voices of Debby Ryan, Katy Perry, Jamie Chung, Garrett Clayton, Seth Green, Yuri Lowenthal, Patrick Warburton, Kevin McDonald, Dave Foley, Jason Segel, Tobey Maguire, Fran Drescher, Coco Jones, Taylor Swift and Jane Lynch.

Taglines: From the creator of Star Guardians Unite!

The fairy tales you people known and loved is about to get faybled!

Prepare to get faybled!

Summary

Jace Bellewaters, a 16 year old girl who got hit by a car and gets magically transported into the land of Fairy Tales, where . When an evil force was released into the realm, Jace teams up with several fairy tale characters to fight the evil queen to save the land.

Cast

Debby Ryan as Jace Bellewaters, the main protagonist of the film.

Katy Perry as Goldilocks, the titular character from the tale 'Goldilocks and the Three Bears'.

Jamie Chung as Snow White Charming, the titular character from the tale 'Snow White'.

Garrett Clayton as Jack Spriggins, the titular character from the tale 'Jack and the Beanstalk' .

Seth Green as Prince Atticus Charming

Patrick Warburton as Prince Aron Charming

Yuri Lowenthal as Prince Justin Charming

Kevin McDonald as Prince Gerald Charming

Dave Foley as Prince Elrond Charming

Bill Hader as Prince Cameron Charming

Jason Segel as Prince Kent

Taylor Swift as Cinderella, the titular character from the tale "Cinderella". Unlike the original Cinderella, she is somewhat uninterested in marrying Prince Charming.

Tobey Maguire as Prince Charming, the prince from the "Cinderella" story.

Fran Drescher as

Jane Lynch as Queen Grimhilde, the main antagonist from the "Snow White" story and the main antagonist of the film. She is feared by everyone and threatens to erase their story if they don't do what she says.

Coco Jonas as Red Riding Hood, the titular character from the tale 'Little Red Riding Hood' and is Jack's love interest.

Cuba Gooding Jr. as The Magic Mirror

Ice Cube as The Big, Bad Wolf

Whoopi Goldberg as Red Riding Hood's Grandmother

Kate Higgins as Adriana, one of Cinderella's stepsisters from the "Cinderella" story.

Kath Soucie as Linda, one of Cinderella's stepsisters from the "Cinderella" story.

Grey Griffin as Dorienne, Cinderella's stepmother from the "Cinderella" story.

Lex Lang

Quotes

• Prince Elrond Charming:Cuz, will you please stop looking at us like that.

Prince Charming: Where's the rest of you?

• Who is it?

Your granddaughter.

Which one?

The one in the red hood.

Oh! Come in!

(yells)Get out of here! (climbs out of bed and grabbed a broom) Shoo! Shoo!

Woman, do i look like a fly to you?

• Prince Charming: Did i ever tell you that i've got a thing for brunettes?

Prince Atticus, Prince Aron and Jack ruffles their hair with a confused look

Snow White:Brunettes are for girls, idiots.

Prince Atticus, Prince Aron and Jack:Oh okay. I-I...that was embarrassing.

• Jace Bellewaters:What are you?

Prince Cameron Charming:We're Elves.

Jace Bellewaters:You're not elves. Elves aren't three feet tall, they're usually closer to seven. The only short elves i've heard of only work for Father Christmas, but they wouldn't survive here, it's much too warm.

Prince Gerald Charming:Maybe we took off our coats, eh? Never thought of that, did ye?

Prince Atticus:Yeah, lay it off, Ger. She knows we ain't no Elf punks. (turned to Jace, looking very apologetically) Sorry, about my younger brother's behavior.

• Cinderella:What's your whole name?

Prince Charming: Boy-Ar-Dee

• Hello, dearie.

Ma'am, I don't mean to be rude but why are you in my home?

I'm your fairy godmother, my dear. Now, it is time for you to be beautiful. so that you may go to the ball and have the Prince fall in love with you.

Why would i want that?

So that you may marry the Prince and live happily ever after.

Cinderella stood up and walked up to the woman. She grabbed the wand and hit the fairy on the head with it.

Cinderella:Now listen here, for i will only say this once. I will make my own way in life and if the Prince decides to love me, it will be as a result of who i am, not because i'm beautiful. I find your beliefs to be sexist and quite offensive. I apologize for my rudeness, but i think you should leave.

Fairy Godmother:Fine then. disappeared

She switched the Tv off in disgust and went to bed.

• What?

Cinderella:I'm sorry, but i find that extremely amusing. i mean, he says that he loves woman, yet he can't even know what she looks like, if he has to determine who she is by her shoe size! How much of an idiot can he be? He should go on Idiots of : The Game Show.

You're just jealous!

Cinderella:Of whom? His girlfriend? I don't think so I pity her. I only hope they've got some deodorant for that shoe after everyone tried it on...

• Prince Charming:Will you marry me?

Cinderella:No!

Prince Charming:Why not?

Cinderella:Think about it, Do i look like that girl you danced with on Saturday night?

Prince Charming:But... the shoe fits you. That means we're getting married.

• Jace, Since you are from reality... you might break this fairytale. Reality and fantasy don't mix.

• Prince Charming: (shouted) WE ARE A TEAM! WE NEED TO STAND BY EACH OTHER AND FIGHT OUR HARDEST AND TOUGHEST! WE MIGHT BE WEAK BUT TOGETHER, WE ARE A TEAM! TEAM FAIRYTALE!

• Why does she call me by that stupid name? My name is Ella not Cinderella, geez.

Dorienne: What on earth did you do with these potato slices?These potato slices are charred and there aren't enough of them.

Cinderella:Wait, there aren't enough? I used the rest of the potatoes I put them in the oven so they weren't touching each other, exactly like you said They stayed in the oven for twenty minutes, just like you ordered

Dorienne: You're supposed to make twice this many, that's why they're burnt.

Cinderella:What do you want me to do about it?

Dorienne: Well, it's a bit late for you to make more. But next time, there's no excuse.

Cinderella:I figured as much.

Dorienne: What was that, Cindy?

Cinderella:Yes, ma'am.

• Linda:Ugh, don't you ever take a shower?

Cinderella:Yeah, whenever you freaks let me.

Dorienne:What did you just say?

Cinderella:I said i can only take a shower when you freaks let me.

Dorienne:That's what i thought. (slaps her across the face)

Cinderella:(rubs her red, swollen cheek)Jeez, sorry.

• We saw him in the street!

He was from the Charming Family, wasn't he!

The carriage had the crest!

What did he say?

As the sisters played tug of war on the envelope, Cinderella watched in mild amusement.

Cinderella:Just open it, already!

Both of the sisters sneered.

Adriana:Why should you care?

Cinderella:It is addressed to the residents of every kingdom in this land.

Both of the sisters laughed harshly.

Linda:Well you don't count. What could he possibly want with a scrawny girl like you? Well, perhaps you could shine his shoes.

As Adriana barked with laughter, Linda finally opened it up, slipping a beautiful piece of parchment out. Both girls read it silently, taking quite some time to do so and Cinderella watched their faces light up as the seconds passed.

Adriana/Linda:( excitedly shouted in unison)A BALL! We've been invited to a ball! The prince's twenty-first birthday! HE'S LOOKING FOR A WIFE!

• Jack Spriggins: Debonair, suave, intelligent, romantic, gentile, chivalrous and gallant. What have you to say for that?

Prince Charming:It's true. Did you know i can also boil water faster than any man alive? And that i have no trouble distinguishing between black and navy blue?

Jack Spriggins: Are you a victim of chronic depression?

Prince Charming:Yes, i would have to agree with that.

Jack Spriggins: Can you tell me why you agree?

Prince Charming:Because i fell so stressed out lately. Everyone has these demands. I fought 38 dragons in the past month and rescued 43 princesses, all with no zits or perspiration. I just can't deal with this anymore!(bursts into sobs and covers his face with both of his hands)

Jack Spriggins: Why can't you sweat?

Prince Charming:Because the ladies don't like it and i have to be perfect.

Jack Spriggins:No one has to be perfect...

Prince Charming:I do! I'm Prince Charming!

Jack Spriggins: Let's work with the dragon issue first. How many did you say?

Prince Charming:Thirty eight, in the last month.

• Prince Charming:I had a nervous breakdown.

Jack Spriggins: Would you like to tell me about it?

Prince Charming:I don't think you want to hear.

Jack Spriggins: Of course i want to hear, I'm your childhood buddy!

Prince Charming:It involves a hedgehog and a gallon of Hawaiian Punch.

Jack Spriggins: Well, What about the ladies? How go things in that department?

Prince Charming:Horrible! As soon as i rescue one from her tower and another who needs to be kissed, it's a nightmare! I can't take it anymore! And they all want to marry me! Every last one of them begs me to stay and marry them! I'm only one man!

Jack Spriggins: And i suppose that rescuing princesses is part of your job as well?

Prince Charming:Sadly yes.

Jack Spriggins: Out of curiosity, do you get to kiss them after you've saved them from the fiery pits of doom?

Prince Charming:Oh yes, it's one of the pecks. lowers his voice I'm actually quite good.

Jack Spriggins: I'll take your word for it. Well, i have a little homework assignment for you. I want you to take the week off. Don't fight any dragons, don't rescue princesses. The only thing i want you to do is chill and scope out women.

Prince Charming:Scope out women?

Jack Spriggins: Yes, i want you to find a woman you like and woo her. Wine and dine, send flowers, the whole she-bang. Just one though. I don't want you taxing yourself.

Prince Charming:Ok.

Red Riding Hood:Is it going to be like this from now on?

Jack Spriggins: I hope not, although he did have a very tight butt.

• Goldilocks: And they have a mirror!

Snow White:WAIT! How the heck did they know where we are? Unless the mirror has a GPS system on it?

Scene fades to flashback of how they find them.

The Magic Mirror:Turn right.

This way men! (turns right)

The Magic Mirror:You are at your destination.

No we're not! This stupid thing must be broken This thing could only show half of the way How is this so magical if-

The Magic Mirror:Look in the distance, stupid. looks up and sees the in the distance) Why? You need directions to go straight? Idiot.

Flashback fades off.

• Adriana: How do i look?

Linda:You look wonderful.

Cinderella:(dryly)Yes and all you need now for the perfect ice cream sundae look is to have a little umbrella sticking out of your head.

Adriana: No one asked you, Cindy.

Script

Prince Justin Charming:Oh snap! Gerald's gonna go down on her!

Suddenly, Jace began to wake up to see the dwarves staring at her then she began to scream.The dwarves screamed. Jace screamed. The dwarves screamed. Jace screamed. The seven dwarves finally looked at one another.

Prince Atticus Charming:Did you bring her?

Prince Kent Charming:Did you?

Prince Aron Charming:Wasn't me!

Prince Cameron Charming:Where did she come from?

Prince Elrond Charming:Did she follow us?

Prince Gerald began to do his victory dance

Jace Bellewaters: Um... what is he doing?

Prince Justin Charming:Oh, he's just excited because it was the first time that someone is in his bed.

Jace Bellewaters: What are you?

Prince Cameron:We're Elves.

Jace Bellewaters:You're not elves. Elves aren't three feet tall, they're usually closer to seven. The only short elves i've heard of only work for Father Christmas, but they wouldn't survive here, it's much too warm.

Prince Gerald Charming:Maybe we took off our coats, eh? Never thought of that, did ye?

Prince Atticus Charming:Hey, lay it off, Ger. She knows we ain't no Elf punks. (turned to Jace, looking very apologetically) Sorry, about my younger brother's behavior.

Queen Grimhilde: I've had enough of this! (however nothing happened. She tried again, but nothing still happens) Oh screw it.

Queen Grimhilde pulls out a lighter from her dress and sets Pinocchio on fire. She then cackles as Pinocchio screams.

Pinocchio:(shouted)AAAAAHHHH! WHY? WHY WAS I TURNED INTO A TALKING PUPPET THAT IS MADE OUT OF WOOD BUT WITH NO STRINGS ATTRACTED TO ME?!

Jack Spriggins: (shouted)Don't worry! I'll save you!

:(screams)DO NOT THROW THAT FREAKING AXE! THAT NEVER SOLVES ANYTHING!

Jack Spriggins: Aw man.

Jace Bellewaters: I'll save you! (grabbed a bucket and doused Pinocchio in water. She also got water on Queen Grimhilde)

Queen Grimhilde:(screams in horror as she clutched onto her face)AAAAAAAAAHHHH! NOOOOO! MY MAKEUP IS MELTING!! MELTING!! OH WHAT A WORLD!

Queen Grimhilde then reveals to everyone her face. Her makeup was indeed running.

Everyone: (gasps in terror) GAH!

Queen Grimhilde: (shouted)LOOK WHAT YOU DID! NOW EVERYONE CAN SEE MY 40 SOMETHING YEAR OLD FACIAL BLEMISHES!

Jace Bellewaters:I didn't mean to! Really i didn't! It's...it's just that he was on fire!

Queen Grimhilde: That's it! No more games! I'm gonna finish you off once and for all!

Trivia

A Witch's Fairytale is inspired by Shrek, Bratz Kidz Fairy Tales, Hoodwinked! and Happily N'ever After.