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Narrator: What are you doing up so late? You gotta be rested for the next circus trip to Georgia. I’m just waiting for my precious baby to come! I know you’ve been waiting for that baby since last month, but everything takes patience. We’ve been trying to keep you from being worried since Day 1, and you still feel this way!
Mrs. Jumber: (Sighs)
Scene 2[]
(Animals Hop On Train Cars)
(The Other Elephants get on the Train)
Mrs. Jumber: Come On, Little Baby!
(Elephant Madeline touches Jumber’s Back and They Both get in)
The Bingmaster: All Aboard!
(Train Leaves)
(Mr. Pelican, with A Baby Elephant carried in his Beak, strainfully flies to a cloud)
Mr. Pelican: You’re a Heavy Load! If The Storks delivered you, they would of done it flawlessly! Now, The Map says that you’re supposed to be delivered to Mrs. Jumber at that circus train! And I think it’s right here! Mrs. Jumber! Mrs. Jumber! Mrs. Jumber!
(Lion Roars)
Mr. Pelican: Oh Mrs. Jumber!
Elephant Gloria: Yoo-hoo!
Elephant Pearl: This Way Pelican!
Elephant Cathy: Just Down this Train Car!
Mr. Pelican: Well Look at That! Now Who is The One who is Mrs. Jumber!
Elephants: Not Us! Her!
(Mrs. Jumber Nervous, but also excited Walks towards Mr. Pelican)
Mr. Pelican: Sign Here and Open Your Bundle of Joy!
Mrs. Jumber: Thanks Sir!
Mr. Pelican: Now You’re gonna open what you’ve been waiting for, while I use this camera to take a precious picture of it!
(Mrs. Jumber opens the sack)
Elephants: Aww!
Elephant Gloria: He’s So Cute!
(Mr. Pelican takes a Picture)
Mr. Pelican: So, What are you gonna name this little cutie?
Mrs. Jumber: Well, I haven’t decided yet.
Mr. Pelican: OK, I might as well be on my way!
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Mrs. Jumber: Now, to decide a name for you.
Elephant Madeline: You’re so adorable, I could just hug you all day!
(Dumber Sneezes)
(Elephants Gasp)
Elephant Madeline: It Can’t Be!
Elephant Pearl: That is Scientifically Inaccurate!
Elephant Cathy: Just look at those E.A.R.S!
Elephant Gloria: Ears?
(Elephants Laugh)
Mrs. Jumber: (Gets Stuck on the L Sound) Leave Me Alone!
Elephant Cathy: Whatever.
Mrs. Jumber: Dumber, that was so brave of you to do that! Ignore what they say, I’m going to love you no matter what!
Scene 4[]
(The Next Day, The Elephants hop off the train from the long journey)
(Dumber falls on his ears)
Elephant Gloria: Hey Look! Dumber’s got next day grogginess!
(Elephants Laugh)
Mrs. Jumber: (Sighs) Bullies These Days! They don’t know that I’m innocent! (Sits like He hasn’t got a clue)