DisneyTales is a LegalizeAnythingMuppets spoof of VeggieTales (1993).
Episodes[]
Season 1 (1993-2000)[]
- Where's God When I'm S-Scared? (1993)
- Tales From the Crisper
- Superchick: The Water Buffalo Song
- Bert and the Dinosaurs' Den
- God Wants Me to Forgive Them?!? (1994)
- The Poohs of Wrath
- The Forgive-O-Matic
- Bert's Lagoon
- Are You My Neighbor? (1995)
- The Story to Flibber-O-Loo
- Audio Adrenaline: The Hairbrush Song
- The Mammals Must Be Crazy!
- Eric, Berlioz & Bert (1995)
- Parts 1 and 2
- Silly Songs with Bert: Dance of the Bert (screwed and chopped only)
- Berlioz and the Giant Walrus (1996)
- Parts 1 and 2
- Stevenson: I Love My Lips
- The Man Who Saved Christmas (1996)
- Parts 1 and 2
- Silly Songs with Bert: Oh Santa
- Very Silly Songs! (1997)
- Bert's Workout Video
- Bert's Home Improvement Video
- Bert's Success Video!!!
- Relient K: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
- Bert and the Cow from Other Space (1997)
- Bert and the Big Wall! (1997)
- Parts 1 and 2
- Silly Songs with Bert: Song of the Cows
- Lois Griffin (1998)
- Parts 1 and 2
- Tait: His Cheeseburger
- The End of Silliness? (1998)
- full part
- Silly Songs with Bert: The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps
- Bert and the Rumor Iris (1999)
- King Bert and the Ducky (2000)
- Lowly Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down with All the Bananas
- King Bert and the Ducky (Parts 1 and 2)
- Silly Songs with Bert: Endangered Love
- Soyen Chen... The Girl Who Became Queen (2000)
- full movie
Season 2 (2001-2006)[]
- Berlioz the Kindly Viking (2001)
- Cookie
- Classy Songs with Bert: Bert's High Silk Hat
- Berlioz the Kindly Viking
- The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown (2001)
- full part
- Mac: A DisneyTales Movie (2002)
- full movie
- Mac: Sing-Along Songs and More! (2002)
- full part
- The Star of Christmas (2002)
- full part
- The Wonderful World of Autotainment! (2003)
- full part
- The Ballad of Bert (2003)
- full movie
- Boyz in the Sink: Bellybutton Song
- An Easter Carol (2004)
- full movie
- A Chick's Tale (2004)
- The Strange Case of Cookie Monster and Mr. Sly
- Safety Utility Vehicle
- A Chick's Tale
- Bull of the Opera (2004)
- Going Up!
- Schoolhouse Polka with Bert: Homophones!
- The Story of St. Patrick
- Bull of the Opera
- David and the Great Pie War (2005)
- Monster in the Nile
- The Blues with Bert: Bert's Blues
- David and the Great Pie War
- Minnesota David and the Search from Samon's Hairbrush (2005)
- Bully Trouble!
- Silly Songs with Bert: Pizza Angel
- Minnesota David and the Search from Samon's Hairbrush
- Lord of the Beans (2005)
- Parts 1 and 2
- Silly Songs with Monsters: My Bebe Monster
- Sheerluck Bert and the Case of the Missing Friendship (2006)
- The Dog of La Mancha
- Silly Songs with Bert: Gated Community
- Sheerluck Bert and the Case of the Missing Friendship
- Bert and the Bad Man (2006)
- Bert: Tuba Warrior (2006)
- The Story of Mac Muller
- Ukulele Karaoke with Eric: Lance the Chipmunk
- Bert: Tuba Warrior
Season 3 (2007-2013)[]
- David and the Big Exit (2007)
- Parts 1 and 2
- Boyz in the Sink: A Mess Down in Egypt
- The Wonderful Wizard of Ha's (2007)
- Parts 1 and 2
- Silly Songs with Bert: If It Doesn't Have a Tail, it's Not a Monkey!
- God Made You Special (2007)
- Eric's Vacation
- Lessons From the Sock Drawer (2008)
- various
- The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything Sing-Along Songs and More (2007)
- The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A DisneyTales Movie (2008)
- Eric Sawyer and Huckleberry Bert's Big River Rescue (2008)
- Parts 1 and 2
- Silly Songs with Bert: The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
- Pooh and the Amazing Promise (2009)
- Pooh and the Amazing Promise
- Silly Songs with Bert: Sneeze If you Need To!
- Blunders at Boo-Boo Ville
- Minnesota David and the Search from Noah's Umbrella (2009)
- Parts 1 and 2
- Silly Songs with Bert: Sippy Cup
- Faint Nicholas (2009)
- full movie
- Helpful Humanitarian Songs with
- Berlioztachio (2010)
- full part
- Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with David: Where Have All the Staplers Gone?
- Sweetpea Anne Marie (2010)
- Henerella
- A DisneyTales Shopping Network: Pants
- Sweetpea Anne Marie
- It's a Meaningful Life (2010)
- Parts 1 and 2
- Bedtime Songs with Berlioz: Goodnight, Berlioz
- Twas The Night Before Easter (2011)
- Parts 1 and 2
- The Latest Dance Craze with Chip and Dale: Hopperena
- Princess and the Popstar (2011)
- Parts 1 and 2
- The History of Fashion with Mac: Astonishing Wigs
- The Little Drummer Boy (2011)
- Parts 1 and 2
- The 8 Polish Foods of Christmas
- God Loves You Very Much (2011)
- various
- If I Sang a Silly Song (2012)
- various
- Bert Good and His Not-So Merry Men (2012)
- Berlioz and the Lost Birthday
- Silly Songs with Bert and the Boyz: Bubble Wrap
- Bert Good and His Not-So Merry Men
- The Penniless Princess (2012)
- Parts 1 and 2
- Silly Songs with Laura and Dee Dee: Best Friends Forever
- The League of Incredible Disney Characters (2012)
- full movie
- Silly Songs with Bert: Supper Cookie
- The Little House That Stood (2013)
- The Little House That Stood
- Silly Songs with Bert: Happy Tooth-Day to You
- The Good Nerd of Gooseville
- MacBert and the Stinky Cheese Battle (2013)
- Parts 1 and 2
- Silly Songs with Scottish-Italian Bert: Kilts and Stilts
- Merry Bert and the Light of Christmas (2013)
- full movie
- Silly Songs with Bert: Wrapped Myself Up
Season 4 (2014-2015)[]
- Disney Characters in Space: The Fennel Frontier (2014)
- Parts 1 and 2
- Silly Songs with Bert: Asteroid Cowboys
- Robot Night Fever (2014)
- Parts 1 and 2
- Silly Songs with Bert: Perfect Pet
- Beauty and the Beast (2014)
- Parts 1 and 2
- Silly Songs with Bert: Macaroni and Cheese
- Deck the Halls
- DisneyTales in the House (2014)
- various episodes
- Pooh's Ark (2015)
- Parts 1 and 2
- Silly Songs with Bert: My Golden Egg
Theme Songs[]
Season 1[]
- 1993-1994 (1993 clips) (First 1993)
- 1995-2000 (1993-1994 clips) (Original 1993)
Season 2[]
- 2001-2003 (1995-1997 clips) (2001)
- 2004-2006 (1995-2003 clips) (2004)
Season 3[]
- 2007-2009 (1995-2006 clips) (2007)
- 2010-2013 (1995-2009 clips) (2010)
Season 4[]
- 2014 (1995-2013 clips) (2014)
- 2015 (1993-2014 pictures) (2015)
Closing Logo Bumpers (Big Idea)[]
- 1994
- 1995
- 1996
- 1997
- 1998
- 2000
- 2001-present
- 2002
- 2003
- 2004
- 2005
Cast[]
Main[]
- Larry the Cucumber - Bert (cartoon) (from: Sesame Street (1969))
- Larry the Cucumber (extra) - David (from: All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 (1997))
- Bob the Tomato - Eric Needles (from: Sidekick (2011))
- Junior Asparagus - Berlioz (humanized) (anime style) (from: The Aristocats (1970))
- Laura Carrot as Herself (redesigned) (humanized)
- Archibald Asparagus - Mac (from: Clifford the Big Red Dog (2000))
- Jimmy Gourd - Cookie Monster (cartoon) (from: Sesame Street (1969))
- Jerry Gourd - SpongeBob SquarePants (from: SpongeBob SquarePants (1997))
- Petunia Rhubarb - Anne Marie (from: All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989))
- Pa Grape - Winnie the Pooh (from: Winnie the Pooh (1964))
- Madame Blueberry - Lois Griffin (from: Family Guy (1993))
- Mr. Lunt - Wreck-It Ralph (from: Wreck-It Ralph (2012))
- Mr. Nezzer - Buzz Lightyear (from: Toy Story (1995))
- Jean-Claude Pea - Chip (from: Mickey Mouse (1928))
- Phillipe Pea - Dale (from: Mickey Mouse (1928))
- QWERTY as Himself
- God as Himself (unseen, but mentioned)
Recurring[]
- Scallion #1 - Lowly (like from: Busytown Mysteries (2011))
- Scallion #2 as Himself
- Scallion #3 as Himself
- Dad Asparagus - Taran (from: The Black Cauldron (1985))
- Mom Asparagus - Elionwy (from: The Black Cauldron (1985))
- Scooter - Mr. Saventini (from: Bob the Builder (2001))