Narrator: Every large city offers a wealth of opportunities for a good private detective. The requirements for such a job are quite simple. Item number one, he need office space! Item number two, a client a classic, a client a classy dame with a problem.
Remy Rat: How you doing, ma'am!
Gina the Girl: I'm looking for a Al.
Remy Rat: That's nothing you divides, Oh boy, one hundred macaroons!
Narrator: Item number three, He needs a working agreement with homicide.
Remy Rat: That's look a phone book, Let me see now, Al, well how?
Ralph Tube: Now you listening up! You leave this Al case to the police. Don't you understand that!
Remy Rat: Yes sir! Right away sir!
Narrator: A last but not least, a shady or suspicious character.
Remy Rat: What in the devil place it's going on!
Crayon Man: HEY SHAMUS! Trust me you heat it! No, stupid, your rod! Your gat! Your gun! What a smart pick knows how to handle a cheap hood! Eyeball, you know too much about how Al! private eye knows how to dish it out!
Remy Rat: All right, I will!
Narrator: And how had a ding it. Ever alert he follows every lead.
Ralph Tube: I told you drop the case eyeball!
Remy Rat: Uhh, how you know was me!
Narrator: If happens to that little rat, I'll never forgive myself.
Remy Rat: Excuse me, You know Al.
Crayon Man: Uh, Right here.
Remy Rat: I'll give you a dollar.
Crayon Man: I'll hear you now, this one's on the house, Did you say Al!
Remy Rat: I know that face, I'm think?
Crayon Man: WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?!
Remy Rat: If Looks like I'm gettin' to the bottom of this case.
Ralph Tube: YOU'RE TOO LATE! Don't you know how many WET are in your BOTTOM SEA!!
Remy Rat: Get over it. You had your Police stalk me, and they you DON'T cut off my head. I am not going out with you.
Ralph Tube: If you don't accept, them I have no choice but then, I told you to let the police handle this Al case.
Narrator: Obviously not! Flattery will get you nowhere with the Al. If you can't fool me again.
Remy Rat: What the matter Crayon Man, Have you ever seen everything like it before? I GOPHER YOU!!!
Tasmanian Tiger: NOW GET OUTTA HERE! AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'RE READY!
Narrator: A Smart operator always keeps in close contact with the police.
Ralph Tube: How many times to have to told you, TO LEAVE THIS CASE ALONE EYEBALL?!
Remy Rat: I'll, say now!
Crayon Man: What is it, I'm busy!
Ralph Tube: I'll tell you what! You leave this Al case to the police.
Narrator: A check it out the underworld makes quickly offices. He was just about enough, ready for his return journey, when.
Remy Rat: I GOPHER YOU!!!
Narrator: If never happened.
Remy Rat: FOLLOW THAT CAR!
Ralph Tube: YEAH, FOLLOW THAT CAR!
Gina the Girl: FOLLOW THAT CAR!
Remy Rat: STOP THEM GINA! STOP THEM!
Crayon Man: AH-HA!
Remy Rat: (screams)
Ralph Tube: (screams)
Remy Rat: Oh my gosh, It's you!
Crayon Man: I don't think so!
Remy Rat: Hide it HERE GINA, everybody's under control!
Gina the Girl: (screams)
Crayon Man: WHAT THE HECK!
Remy Rat: OH NO, LOOK OUT!
Crayon Man: Why, you little! I'll teach you to laughing with matters! at something that's funny!