Church Scene (Mulan and the God)

Church Scene is a scene in Disney's 2002 direct-to-video animated musical adventure film, Mulan and the God.

Transcript

Church Scene

Mushu: [We show St. Bart's Church from outside as Mushu's voice is heard.] The St. Bart's Church will come to order!

Luna the Moon: [Then the screen shows inside the building as Li Shang and the whole team enter the sanctuary, which most of the other congregation members (are the left side of the pew are Curious George, Aviva Corcovado, AJ Gadgets, Molly, Xavier Riddle and the right side of the pew are Luna the Moon, Katerina Kittycat, Mom Tiger, Big Bird, and Pinkalicious) were inside and were angry with Li Shang for what he have done.] Hey, you scratched my paint! I ought take a blowtorch to you, man!

Aviva: [Then the screen shows Li Shang as they sit on as our congregation members while getting pushed by Mulan into the sanctuary to the accused space while the team followed him.] You broke-a the road! You a very bald car!

Molly: Fascist!

AJ Gadgets: Commie!

Li Shang: [to Mushu] Officer, talk to me, babe. How long is this gonna take? I gotta get to California, pronto.

Mushu: Where's your lawyer?

Li Shang: [scoffs] I don't know. Tahiti maybe. He's got a timeshare there.

Mushu: When a defendant has no pastor, the court will assign one to him. [to the other residents] Hey! Anyone want to be his pastor? [All of the residents move back, except Mulan.]

Mulan: Shoot, I'll do it, Mushu!

[Mulan moves beside Li Shang and our heroes]

Mushu: All rise! Good morning, everyone! The Honorable Reverend Gilbert presiding.

Aviva: [Luna moves his body up from his tires] Show Off.

Pinkalicious: I'm slinking. I love Goop and Desperately Seeking Stanley.

Mushu: May Reverend Gilbert have mercy on your soul.

[The door bangs as Reverend Gilbert comes in, which the screen shows him from his side as he drives to his bench. Li Shang Gang gasps as they hears the door bang]

Reverend Gilbert: Alright, I wanna know who's responsible for wrecking my town, Mushu. I wanna his hood on a platter! I'm gonna put him in jail till he rots! No, check that. [Li Shang gulps. He gets on some ramps that move him up to the top of his bench] I'm gonna put him in jail till the jail rots on top of him, and then I'm gonna move him to a new jail and let that jail rot. I'm-- [notices Li Shang and the team, as Li Shang does a nervous grin] Throw him out of here, Mushu. I want him out of my courtroom. I want him out of our town! Case dismissed.

Li Shang: Yes!

Mulan: Boy, I'm purty good at this lawyerin' stuff.

Green Bean Lady: [Then the door opens as Green Bean Lady appears.] Sorry, I'm late, your honor!

Li Shang: [Li Shang and turn around to see her, which Li Shang Gang instantly falls in love with her.] [to himself Li Shang whispers] Holy porsche! She's gotta be from my attorney's office! [Green Bean Lady then drives into the courtroom as our heroes turn back to the front.] [to Green Bean Lady] Hey, thanks for coming, we're all set. He's letting me go.

Green Bean Lady: [stops, and turns to Li Shang] He's letting you go?

Li Shang: Yeah, your job's pretty easy today. All you have to do now is stand there and let me look at you. Listen, I'm gonna cut to the chase. Me, you, dinner. [reflects sunlight on his bolt sticker] Ka-chow! [The reflected sunlight shines on Green Bean Lady's eyes; Green Bean Lady's groans, grunts] I know, I get that reaction a lot. I create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand. [stops reflecting sunlight, revs his engine. Green Bean Lady groans] Oh, I'm sorry. Did I scare you?

Mulan: Well, a little bit, but I'll be alright?

Green Bean Lady: Okay, I'm gonna go talk to the judge.

Li Shang: Do what you gotta do, baby? Oh, but listen, be careful. Folks around here are not firing on all cylinders, if you know what I mean?

Mulan: [Then we see Mulan, who is trying to reflect sunlight on her wing mirror like what Li Shang did with his bolt sticker earlier.] Ka-chhhhhing! [Then the sunlight goes into his eyes.] [Mulan groans]

Green Bean Lady: [to Li Shang] I'll keep that in mind. [to Mulan] Hey, there, Mulan.

Mulan: Howdy, Green Bean Lady. [Then Li Shang's smile turn to frown.]

Li Shang: Hi, folks! [to the other Radiator Springs residents, drives to Reverend Gilbert]

Folks: Good morning, Sally!

Li Shang: [to Mulan] You know her?

Mulan: She's the town attorney and my fiancee.

Li Shang: What?

Mulan: [chuckling, smacks Li Shang with her hand] I'm just kidding, she just likes me for my body.

Green Bean Lady: Reverend Gilbert, you look great this morning! Did you do something different with your side view mirrors?

Reverend Gilbert: What do you want, Lady?

Green Bean Lady: [Green Bean Lady sighs] Come on, make this guy fix the road. The town needs this.

Reverend Gilbert: No. I know his type. Pastor. That's the last thing this town needs.

Green Bean Lady: Okay, I didn't want to have to do this, Doc. But you leave me no choice. [to the other citizens] Fellow citizens, you're all aware of our town's proud history.

Reverend Gilbert: [to himself] Here she goes again.

Green Bean Lady: Radiator Springs, the glorious jewel strung on the necklace of Route 66, the mother road! It is our job and our pleasure to take care of the travelers on our stretch of that road.

AJ Gadgets: [in voice] Travelers? What travelers?

Molly: [in voice] Ignore him.

Green Bean Lady: But how, I ask you, are we to care for those travelers if there is no road for them to drive on? [to Aviva] Aviva, what do you have at your store?

Aviva: Tires.

Green Bean Lady: And if no one can get to you?

Aviva: I won't sell any.... tires. I will lose everything! [cries]

Green Bean Lady: Mom Tiger, what do you have at your store?

Mom Tiger: I have gas. [Mulan and Big Bird laugh on a joke with gasoline and gas from farts]

Green Bean Lady: Okay, boys, stay with me. And what'll happen if no one can come to your station to buy gas?

Mom Tiger: I'll go outta business and, we'll have to leave town!

Green Bean Lady: And what's gonna happen to all of us if Mom Tiger leaves town and closes her station?

Folks: Without gas, we're done for!

Pinkalicious: What?

Green Bean Lady: So, don't you think the car responsible should fix our road?

Pinkalicious: The only guy strong enough to fix that road is Big Al!

Big Bird: Pinkalicious, the guy left, like, 15 years ago.

Pinkalicious: Then why are you bringing him up, you lemon?

Green Bean Lady: Oh, he can do it. He's got the horsepower. So, what do you want him to do?

Folks: Fix the road!

Green Bean Lady: Because we are a town worth fixing!

Folks: Yeah! [all cheering]

Reverend Gilbert: [honks his own horn, which represents banging a hammer] Go in peace! Seems like my mind has been changed for me.

Folks: Yeah!

Li Shang: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Molly: Nice ruling.

Li Shang: [groans to Reverend Lady] I am so not take you to dinner.

Green Bean Lady: [giggles] That's OK, Stickers. You can take Bessie.

Mulan: Oh, man, you got to work with Bessie, I'd give my left 2-Lug Nuts for something like that!

Li Shang: Bessie? Who's Bessie?

Church Epilogue Scene (TV Special Version)

Mushu: Well, we're inside St. Bart's Church. I'm taking these Delinquent Road Crew Gang to the sanctuary. So, let's get in! [Mushu takes Owen, Joni, Santiago and Leslie and enters the sanctuary and closes the door. Mushu's voice is heard.] Thank you! When you're done, let's go home later in just one hour. [before Glenrio Motel]

Mushu: [After Glenrio Motel, Mushu opens the door and brought with Deliquent Road Crew Gang] Alright! Church is dismissed. Let's go back home! [Mushu closes the door and went back home with the Delinquent Road Crew Gang]

Gallery

Li Shang at the interior of the basement at St. Bart's Church

Deliquent Road Crew Gang at the basement at St. Bart's Church at the Epilogue