Blood Nation is an American horror black comedy miniseries.
The series takes place in circa 2000's, in a small town called Sunnyhaven.
He is the grandson of Dracula.
she is the great granddaughter of Van Helsing.
1.In The Shadows-
2.Bring Me To Life-
- Evan: God, you suck!
looked at him with blood smeared all over his mouth and chin
Well duh, i suck! I'm a mother fucking vampire!
Evan looked at with a disappointed look on his face.
Evan: No, i mean you suck at it!
I am a vampire. We suck blood from people's necks, wrists, etc. OF COURSE I FUCKING SUCK! THAT'S HOW I STAY ALIVE!
Evan:Not that you dumbass! I know that we have to suck to stay alive! It's just that you really suck!
(screams)GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!
Evan:Ha! Works every damn time.
If we don't stop the vampires from taking over the town, they will suck us dry.
has the perverted look on his face.
You see, i'm a vampire but i take shit from holy water and beating the living crap out of those Twilight bitches!
and that's not holy water, it's just regular water.
- I don't mind vampires that aren't generic, evil, mindless, killing machines. I don't even mind vampire with complex emotions, but sparkling vampires is where i draw the damn line!
- I don't want to die a virgin!
After the number of times you've sucked my cock like a popsicle, i'm not sure you are unqualified as a virgin anymore and, even if you are, nothing is going to get near my ass tonight.