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| − | Blood Nation is an American horror comedy |
+ | Blood Nation is an American horror black comedy miniseries. |
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| + | The series takes place in circa 2000's, in a small town called Sunnyhaven. |
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| − | The series around a group of friends who finds out that their supposedly normal town of is mostly inhabited by vampires and other undead and supernatural beings such as zombies, werewolves and witches. |
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'''Characters''' |
'''Characters''' |
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| + | He is the grandson of Dracula. |
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| − | Aria Monet |
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| + | she is the great granddaughter of Van Helsing. |
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| + | 1.In The Shadows- |
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| + | 2.Bring Me To Life- |
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'''Quotes''' |
'''Quotes''' |
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| − | * Evan:God, you suck! |
+ | * Evan: God, you suck! |
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looked at him with blood smeared all over his mouth and chin |
looked at him with blood smeared all over his mouth and chin |
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Well duh, i suck! I'm a mother fucking vampire! |
Well duh, i suck! I'm a mother fucking vampire! |
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| + | Evan looked at with a disappointed look on his face. |
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I am a vampire. We suck blood from people's necks, wrists, etc. OF COURSE I FUCKING SUCK! THAT'S HOW I STAY ALIVE! |
I am a vampire. We suck blood from people's necks, wrists, etc. OF COURSE I FUCKING SUCK! THAT'S HOW I STAY ALIVE! |
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| + | Evan facepalmed |
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Evan:Not that you dumbass! I know that we have to suck to stay alive! It's just that you really suck! |
Evan:Not that you dumbass! I know that we have to suck to stay alive! It's just that you really suck! |
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| − | GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! |
+ | (screams)GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! |
Evan:Ha! Works every damn time. |
Evan:Ha! Works every damn time. |
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has the perverted look on his face. |
has the perverted look on his face. |
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| − | + | You see, i'm a vampire but i take shit from holy water and beating the living crap out of those Twilight bitches! |
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| + | and that's not holy water, it's just regular water. |
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* I don't mind vampires that aren't generic, evil, mindless, killing machines. I don't even mind vampire with complex emotions, but sparkling vampires is where i draw the damn line! |
* I don't mind vampires that aren't generic, evil, mindless, killing machines. I don't even mind vampire with complex emotions, but sparkling vampires is where i draw the damn line! |
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| + | * I don't want to die a virgin! |
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| + | After the number of times you've sucked my cock like a popsicle, i'm not sure you are unqualified as a virgin anymore and, even if you are, nothing is going to get near my ass tonight. |
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[[Category:Mini Series]] |
[[Category:Mini Series]] |
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[[Category:Rated TV-MA]] |
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[[Category:Horror]] |
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Revision as of 22:03, 5 February 2020
Blood Nation is an American horror black comedy miniseries.
Summary
The series takes place in circa 2000's, in a small town called Sunnyhaven.
Characters
He is the grandson of Dracula.
she is the great granddaughter of Van Helsing.
Episodes
1.In The Shadows-
2.Bring Me To Life-
Quotes
- Evan: God, you suck!
looked at him with blood smeared all over his mouth and chin
Well duh, i suck! I'm a mother fucking vampire!
Evan looked at with a disappointed look on his face.
Evan: No, i mean you suck at it!
I am a vampire. We suck blood from people's necks, wrists, etc. OF COURSE I FUCKING SUCK! THAT'S HOW I STAY ALIVE!
Evan facepalmed
Evan:Not that you dumbass! I know that we have to suck to stay alive! It's just that you really suck!
(screams)GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!
Evan:Ha! Works every damn time.
If we don't stop the vampires from taking over the town, they will suck us dry.
has the perverted look on his face.
You see, i'm a vampire but i take shit from holy water and beating the living crap out of those Twilight bitches!
and that's not holy water, it's just regular water.
- I don't mind vampires that aren't generic, evil, mindless, killing machines. I don't even mind vampire with complex emotions, but sparkling vampires is where i draw the damn line!
- I don't want to die a virgin!
After the number of times you've sucked my cock like a popsicle, i'm not sure you are unqualified as a virgin anymore and, even if you are, nothing is going to get near my ass tonight.