Blood Nation

Blood Nation is an American horror comedy miniseries.

Summary

The series around a group of friends who finds themselves in the crazy blood thirsty side of their supposedly normal town where is mostly inhabited by vampires but the local vampires aren't the only supernatural creatures lurking in the dark.

Characters

Aria Monet

Aria's twin older brother.

Episodes

In The Shadows

Quotes

• Evan:God, you suck!

looked at him with blood smeared all over his mouth and chin

Well duh, i suck! I'm a mother fucking vampire!

Evan:No, i mean you suck at it!

I am a vampire. We suck blood from people's necks, wrists, etc. OF COURSE I FUCKING SUCK! THAT'S HOW I STAY ALIVE!

Evan:Not that you dumbass! I know that we have to suck to stay alive! It's just that you really suck!

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!

Evan:Ha! Works every damn time.

If we don't stop the vampires from taking over the town, they will suck us dry.

has the perverted look on his face.

You see, i'm a vampire but i take shit from holy water and beating the living crap out of those Twilight bitches!

and that's not holy water, it's just regular water.

• I don't mind vampires that aren't generic, evil, mindless, killing machines. I don't even mind vampire with complex emotions, but sparkling vampires is where i draw the damn line!
• I don't want to die a virgin!

After the number of times you've sucked my cock like a popsicle, i'm not sure you are unqualified as a virgin anymore and, even if you are, nothing is going to get near my ass tonight.

IT ONLY TAKES YOU ONE SECOND TO GET UP, YOU WHORE! GET UP!