Bite Me is a 2017 Supernatural Thriller Dark Comedy Action Drama film written by Chris Columbus.


  • Norton Sedaris and Harrison and Callum finds a way to use the code for the Morse code and then they go in and finds a group of zombies and then kills them and then locks the shop going through the house to go in. In the house Norton and Harrison and Callum goes to work for a organized time and then a group of zombies arrive and then Norton kills them and leaves them for dead and finds it to use and recounts it. In the deli Norton talks to Kye Forlane to remember it's the right or the wrong and then Norton chooses the right to use it as a accountant.
  • Norton and Harrison are finding Callum to apply the use of association to get it right with it and then uses it to buy something to find Kye and every other thing to find a zombie Joshua Ferntree and then Norton kills Joshua Ferntree and the Zombies. At the part Norton and Harrison and Callum and Kye and Gemma uses it correctly to remember the compound idea and then they have it in mind and leaves and then finds Kye to remember seniority. Norton and Harrison and Callum and Kye and Gemma get in the car and then they find it what's there and then drives to the auto shop. At the auto shop Norton and Harrison are using it from Harrison of the Past and they use it. Norton tells Callum a secret of the take to use and then they have it and then corrects it on a piece of paper.

At the diner Norton and Harrison watches over the zombies and then kills them and leaves them for dead and then exits the diner and gets in the car and then drives out of the diner where Mahalia is watching and then she watches over Norton to drive. On the road of traffic Norton has Mahalia watching over him telling him keep driving until your out of the tearfic


  • Matthew Broderick as Norton Sedaris
  • Samuel L. Jackson as Harrison Hardrock
  • Jonathen Brandis as Callum Recauffe
  • Evangeline Lilly as Kye Forlane
  • Claire Danes as Gemma Stone
  • Morena Baccarin as Mahalia Roberts
  • Shalim Ortiz as Diego Lancaster
  • Kate Hudson as Angela Pamela-Greedis
  • Rosario Dawson as Meaghan Fairview
  • Chad Michael Murray as Jules Recauffe
  • Jason Momoa as Dread Ryder
  • Nate Parker as Tre Mevanett
  • Anthony Mackie as Joshua Ferntree
  • Chris Pratt as Masked Melvin
  • Jesse Spencer as Owen Calling
  • Jeremy Irons as David Ryder
  • Steven Tyler as Uncle Walt Ryder
  • Jim Carter as Uncle Chambers Ryder
  • Kathy Bates as Aunt Katelyn Ryder


  1. Rivers of Bablyon- Boney M
  2. Blister In The Sun- Violent Femmes
  3. Vasoline- Stone Temple Pilots
  4. Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)- Offspring
  5. You Get What You Give- New Radicals
  6. Save Tonight- Eagley Eye Cherry
  7. Are You Jimmy Ray?- Jimmy Ray
  8. Wishing I Was There- Natalie Imbruglia
  9. Sonnet- The Verve
  10. Brick- Ben Folds Five
  11. Push It- Garbage
  12. Frozen- Madonna
  13. Everybody- Backstreet Boys
  14. Gettin Jiggy With It- Will Smith
  15. I Think I'm Paranoid- Garbage
  16. Ray of Light- Madonna
  17. Truly Madly Deeply- Savage Garden
  18. The Way- Fasball
  19. Torn- Natalie Imbruglia
  20. You're Still The One- Shania Twain
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