Gloria: Hey! Richie left me a present by the door. It better not be an expensive gift!
Orange: I'm not expensive, I'm an orange! Hahahahaha!
Gloria: Well, what do you know? A talking fruit. Where did Richie Rich find a talking fruit?
Orange: Richie Rich? Are you a gold digger?
Gloria: No! I just like Richie, and I don't accept expensive gifts!
Orange: Hey, gold digger!
Gloria: I told you, I'm not a gold digger! I have a name, too! It's Gloria!
Orange: Why do you like Richie Rich so much?
Gloria: Because he's a very sweet and generous boy.
Orange: Wrong! Because he gets all the GLORIA!! Hahahahaha!!
Orange: Get it? GLORY-A?! Hahahahahaha!!
Gloria: Okay! That is not funny!!
Orange: Are you after his money?
Orange: He's really rich and you're after his money!!
Gloria: Excuse me, his being rich means nothing to me at all! I don't even let him give me expensive gifts either!!
Orange: You don't? Boring!!!
Gloria: No, it's not boring!!
Orange: Can you do this? Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya!!
Orange: Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya!!
Gloria: Stop it, you crazy fruit!! It's not funny!!
Gloria: You may not know it, buddy!! But I do not like it when someone makes fun if me!! So stop it!!
Orange: Hey, Gloria!
(A giant package has been dropped from the sky behind her.)
Gloria: What did Richie get me this time? I told him several times that I don't accept expensive presents!
(Gloria opens the package and sees tons of dynamite.)
Gloria: Alright! This is the worst present ever!!
Richie: Hi, Gloria!
Gloria: Richie!! Why did you send me tons of dynamite?!?
Richie: I didn't send you dynamite! Honest!
Orange: (Holding a stick of dynamite with a fuse) Don't worry! There's plenty for everyone! Here! (tosses a stick of dynamite to Richie)
(When Richie catches the stick, it explodes, only injuring him.)
Gloria: Richie!! No!!!
Gloria: Are you hurt?!
Richie: I'll be okay...
Orange: I guess that's RICH!! Hahahahahaha!!
Gloria: You jerk!! Why did you do that?!?
Pear: What's going on? (spots a pile of dynamite) Oh no! Orange, did you order a lot of TNT!
Orange: Well, I ordered them for that girl over there! Hahahahaha!!
Gloria: Wait a minute! You sent me these, not Richie?!
Orange: You said you don't like expensive gifts, so you only accept TNT!! Hahahahaha!!
Pear: Orange!! Why would she want TNT?!?
Gloria: Yeah!! That is the worst gift to give me, I should've known!! First, you made fun of me, then you brought me dynamite, and you nearly killed my boyfriend with those!! What's the matter with you?!? You're insane!!!!
Orange: No, I'm not. I'm an orange. Hahahahaha!!