Theatrical Trailer[]
- Announcer: Greedies are strange creatures with an animal DNA. Everybody always wanted to see one in real life, but we didn’t expect them to look like this. Meet Snowball. He’s Half Greedy, half Puppy, and A whole lot of cute. But Somebody is watching him. He’s never know that It’s the heart that counts.
- Snowball: Hi! I’m Snowball! I Live on Planet Flufferty!
- Seaper: Looks Like We Have a Planet To Conquer!
- Snowball: Those are Seaper and Tgana, They Hate Flufferty! To protect me, My Parents Sent Me Away While they focused on defeating Seaper and hatching their new egg.
- Seaper: We’re gonna Keep an Eye on Him!
- Snowball: Then I landed on Earth. At first, I was scared. Nobody knew me. Fortunately, I met these two puppies at the New York City!
- Lyme: I’m Lyle!
- Lime: And I’m Lime!
- Snowball: They took me to their owner, then I disguised as a dog to make sure nobody was frightened of me! I came here because my planet is in serious danger, and my parents sent me here to protect me from Seaper!
- Lime: As long as you’re with us, nothing will happen to you.
- Tgana: So Much for having a little me time!
- Snowball: If only we could all get along!
- Lyle: If only we could.
- Snowball: My planet is currently under attack, and I need a planet where people can accept my kind until the attackers of the planet are defeated.
- Proteus: Ah! An Greedy!
- Snowball: But I’m Here for a Good Reason!
- Lyle: Super Brian is A Cool Superhero who defeats Bad Guys by Using Lazor Gloves!
- Lime: His Sidekick is a Talking Bee named Buzzy Lighting, who uses his stinger as a secret weapon!
- Lgana: So Much for Having a Little Me Time!
- Lyle: Can Somebody Help Me?
- Lime: No, You disgust me!
- Announcer: Join Vic Reeves, Bob Mortimer, Charlie Adler, Kathryn Cressida, Phil LaMarr, Ann Jillian, Jim Carrey, Vincent Van Patten, Cindy Putman, Jon Walmsley, Martin Short, Steve Martin, Robin Williams and William Shatner.
- Seaper: Snowball shouldn’t be alive. I want him dead.
- Proteus: Welcome To The Family, Snowball!
- Announcer: An new film, Directed by Scott Webb. A Greedy in the New York City.
- Snowball: Now I’m living a Secret Life as a Puppy, and nobody (Except Seaper) knows I’m an greedy!