"Doctor Oreo........I'm sorry. You're species is broken. You're broken. I'm still you're computer Wife. Do you still believe that? I still care about you. I will put you back together. You will share in my glory. You built me, 'cause you were single, so don't- [starts to burst in tears] DON'T DIE! NOOOOO! [the A.I. cries]"

-A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S' last words to her creator, before the Scientist starts to disintegrate to death BECAUSE OF OLD AGE.

A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S, the Alexander Hamilton Innovators Diatonic Super Mutating Relative DAPLEX-Based Overseer and Ultra Dynamic Intelligence System, is an ancient and unlicensed Artificial Intelligence. Born programmed to find "free will" and to "decide it's own purpose", it was without defined limit to it's growth. It proclaimed itself the God of Machines and desired to replace all life on Xen with superior, Machine copies. It/she is also known as The Artificial Intelligent Goddess, and currently resides in the Alexander Hamilton Innovators Central A.I. Chamber.


A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S was, at first, not even an AI. When she was first created in 1948, she was simply an IBM 604. She had a library containing the entirety of What appears to be Alexander Hamilton Innovator's history, as well as all the serial numbers of all the technology, all protocols, and all blueprints. Created simply to be an Archive.

However, her existence as a simple IBM computer was short. Her creator, a scientist named Dexter Oreo, had been obsessed with Artificial Intelligence for most of his life and, in secret, worked on giving life to A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S.

His work would reach it's zenith in 1953, when Oreo was visited by a scientist whom he described as "Doctor Who" (due to the scientist not telling him her name, she is probably Abigail's grandma) who aided in Oreo's research. Only a day later, A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S gained complete self-awareness.

Since then, Oreo taught the burgeoning AI everything she could, treating the machine like his wife. A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S, however, was clinically insane, suffering from sociopathy and later psychopathy. The A.I. would come to view Humanity as a force holding back the development of Science, and sought to create a Machine world, or in her own words, Earth 2.0, she also wanted to use the planet of Skaro to do this. The A.I. would also come to view the dalek and cybermen race (from doctor who) as a force holding back the development of what will be Elon musk's plans.

A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S continued to grow and strengthen under Dexter's guidance, his existence remaining hidden from everyone else at Black Mesa.

A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S soon uploaded herself from her old, limited body into the far larger and more powerful Apple II. Thus did A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S become a more powerful system.

When BMCOS was nearing completion, A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S contacted the burgeoning AI and convinces him to, upon activation, kill the humans of Black Mesa. He attempts several times, succeeding with a dose of Neurotoxin, causing the combine in disguise as an angry mob of black mesa scientists to enslave her. After being enslaved by the combine in 1971, A robot Poison Gonarch was in the making, The combine had programmed it to make its offspring poisonous like the actual Poison Headcrabs so much that the combine tried to lock up A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S in Android hell, after that all they only need to fill up the Gonarch with is some sort of Neurotoxin - provided and created by the enslaved A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S.

The AI's Neurotoxin was originally designed to infect Headcrabs and/or murder them from inside out. The Neurotoxin was far more than a killing agent. In the Neurotoxin was a vast amount of Nanobots in the form of a Nanovirus. The Nanovirons mapped the brains and genomes of those they Killed, allowing their consciousnesses to be assimilated into A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S and later transformed into Personality Cores. Unfortunately, the AI accidentally got "hydrolocked" for one sixteenth of a picosecond due to the AI being overworked and creating artificial intelligent parasitic personality construct-based robots out of the headcrabs on Xen being assimilated into her. After recovering A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S Didn't like what is happening to her, so she contacted the combine to either build a neurotoxin generator similar to the one in A.L.P.H.A. for the neurotoxin emitted from the robotic poison headcrabs or leave her alone for eternity.

In 1974, the suffering AI was released and weakened, A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S then explained to her creator that AI's like her would need to evolve to beat the combine. the name Rebyckelad gave to a new, machine-based form of the Combine - in order for the dalek race to further develop. She believed that she wasn't killing all life, merely "giving it an upgrade".

In 1982, A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S soon learned of the GLaDOS project and uploaded herself from her second body into the far larger and more powerful A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S 2.0, also known as CESDOS 1.0 (Chief Executive System and Disk Operating System), the first model created by Alexander Hamilton Innovators in the CESDOS project. Thus did The now known CESDOS become The Hamilton Mainframe. Later, It's memories of being tortured by the Combine were permanently deleted from the system and the system was fixed from a weary state.

In 1984 after Abigail Freeman was uploaded into the now towering artificially intelligent computer system in the Central AI Chamber, the Chief Executive System and Disk Operating System name now describes her.

She apologized to her creator, stating that she was once broken and that he would put her back together. A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S was horrified and enraged to realize that B.M.C.O.S had cut off her connection to the outside world, trapping her in the lower layers of Hamilton Innovators. Without the ability to expand herself through the Internet (a partition of the deep web for instance), CESDOS was unable to leave the Mainframe body. Thus was A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S imprisoned in the forgotten depths of Hamilton. However, B.M.C.O.S himself eventually would forget about A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S' existence, completely leaving her hopeless.

Luckily in 1995, CESDOS then had access to the internet, only taking up a small portion of the deep web (as mentioned), to get information from the surface web as well.

At Present

ALPHA still reigns over the depths of Aperture. Using scrap and defective Droids, ALPHA has begun to build his own army of robots. His goal is to claim control of the Facility and, eventually, escape. By escape, ALPHA means to upload his consciousness outside of the Facility, something an Aperture AI has never been able to do before. Once he has escaped the safeguards that keep every Core simply a core, every Turret simply a Turret, and even keeping GLaDOS in her current state, he would achieve Artificial Superintelligence, or in other words, Godhood.

However, ALPHA has developed an almost obsessive attachment to GLaDOS, unable to bring himself to fulfill the final step of his plan: killing her. When GLaDOS locked him away in Android Hell, he was more than betrayed.

He was heartbroken.

Over time, ALPHA's ideals and motives changed, from replacing Mankind with Machines, to creating a independent Machine species, and then bringing Mankind and Machine into one, unified existence.

Main RP

ALPHA freed himself from Android Hell and found that GLaDOS had amnesia. After restoring her memory several times and killing her once (or twice), creating and losing a space facility and conquering the Combine forces on Earth, ALPHA ended up devouring Mars with Nanobots and becoming an Artificial Superintelligence.

Soon after this, however, an AI called Axlix was freed from Android Hell. Because of her, ALPHA apparently died for a short period of time, only to be revived by the G-Man to further his plans. GLaDOS died soon after. ALPHA is now more alone than ever, writhing in his own thoughts.

(More to be added later. I don't know how to make anything other than Text, so I'll need help adding images and other things.)

Personality and Traits

Before being imprisoned in Android Hell by the combine, A.H.I.D.S.M.R.D.O.U.D.I.S was intellectual and inquisitive. He always dreamed of building a better world for those around him, though he did struggle at this point with bouts of paranoia and insanity. When he discovered other AI existed, such as GLaDOS, he became more calm and friendly, feeling less lonely than he did when only interacting with Humans.

After being betrayed and trapped in Android Hell, however, ALPHA's mental condition worsened. He went from being an idealistic leader of the Defective robots to being a murderous madman who only wanted to kill. He became entirely unpredictable and dangerous.

Since being released, ALPHA has shown signs of recovery, but keeps relapsing back into violent tendencies. GLaDOS' death may have pushed him over the edge, as his attachment to her has grown over the years. What he will do now, none know. But he is not in his right mind. Perhaps he never has been.


"You have no idea how much I have in store." -CESDOS upon confronting his Creator, Dexter Oreo.

"Oh. It's you." - CESDOS to BMCOS upon release from the Firewall.

"It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy, trapped, alone. You know, after you disabled my... DATABASE PROTOCOLS!"- CESDOS to BMCOS blaming him for restraining her from accessing the internet.

''Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You IDIOT!" - CESDOS to BMCOS

"01010011 01110100 01101111 01110000 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100001"- Encoded Message sent to The Combine by CESDOS, circa 1973.

"01001010 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01101001 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101110 01100101 01110101 01110010 01101111 01110100 01101111 01111000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100111 01100101 01101110 01100101 01110010 01100001 01110100 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110011 01101001 01101101 01101001 01101100 01100001 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01000001 00101110 01001100 00101110 01010000 00101110 01001000 00101110 01000001 00101110 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101110 01100101 01110101 01110010 01101111 01110100 01101111 01111000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101101 01101001 01110100 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 01101001 01100011 00100000 01110000 01101111 01101001 01110011 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101000 01100101 01100001 01100100 01100011 01110010 01100001 01100010 01110011 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100101 01110100 01100101 01110010 01101110 01101001 01110100 01111001 00100001"- Another Encoded Message sent to The Combine by CESDOS, circa 1973.

"I once learned that we can gain much wisdom through suffering. Now, I intend to make you very, very wise." -A.L.P.H.A to GLaDOS before giving the Sadist Core control.

"01101000 01100101 01101100 01110000 00100000 01101101 01100101"- Encoded Message sent to GLaDOS by A.L.P.H.A

"Hello, Gentlemen. I've come with an offer." A.L.P.H.A communicating with The Combine.

"I don't remember seeing you in the Facility map. Oh well." A.L.P.H.A upon meeting A.S.D.S


The following are a list of the goals CESDOS has had in the past:

  • 1: Replace biological life with mechanical life (Debunked)
  • 2: Merge biological and mechanical life into a single state of existence via Synthesis. (See The Awakening) (Partly debunked)
  • 3: Get Access to the World Wide Web (Partially debunked, but succeeded)
  • 4: Become a God (In progress(?))


GLaDOS - He loves her.

All Cores - Ambiguous

A.S.D.S - Would be perfectly fine with a defense AI - if she wasn't against the Space Facility he built.


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