Star Guardians Unite! The Movie/Transcript

Hunter Jonas: I'd wish dad would be alive to see what i've become.

Trixie Jonas: I know he saw it,Hunter and me too, right at the moment when you were born...

Flashback

A small scene where Trixie gave birth to Hunter,in just one moment, she saw the shining light around her.

Flashback End

Agent Six: Trixie, there's something i've been meaning to ask you.

Trixie Jonas: What is it?

Agent Six: Trixie, you're ... an amazing woman. You're so important to me and you are the one for me...and as long as we are together, i can never worry about anything ever again.You're all i think about, and i would die for you. I will always take care of you, and i will forever protect you and i want you to know that no matter what happens in this life, nothing...and i mean nothing, wil make me love you any less than i do.

Trixie Jonas: What are you trying to say?

Agent Six: I'm trying to say is... (got onto one knee and pulled out a small box and open it to reveal a ring) Trixie Jonas, will you marry me?

Trixie Jonas: I...Yes, I will marry you. (kissed Six passionately)

Hunter and Julie faints

Indira Cooper/StoneSun:Not that it's important, but i'm out of juice.( tapped on her soda can) Yup...Bone dry...

5 weeks later, a wedding is taking place at a local church. Trixie is in the bride's dressing room, Candance is trying her best to convince Trixie to not marry Six.

Candance Jonas: Trixie, you can't go through with this again by marrying another commoner.

Trixie Jonas: My mind's made up. Six and i are getting married whether you like it or not. I'm tired you telling me who i want to marry or not! It's my choice to marry a commoner not yours! He's going to marry me, love me and help me raise my daughters after Manny died, so i don't want to hear anymore excuses from you, do you hear me?!

Candance looks around the room and sees a chair. She picks it up and raises it...

Trixie Jonas: Don't even think about it.

Candance Jonas: It was worth a shot. (left the room)

Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. Hunter and Julie stepped in, who is all dressed up.

Hunter Jonas: Is it alright if we come in?

Trixie Jonas: You may.

Hunter Jonas: Mom...i know that me and Julie can't stop you from getting married, But i want you to know this; We love you and i only want the best for you.

Julie Jonas: If you want to marry Six, you can.

Trixie Jonas: Thank you, girls. (hugs them)

Hunter and Julie: We love you mom.

Trixie Jonas: I love you too, sweeties.

Meanwhile Outside, the wedding began. The Wedding March began to play, announcing the bride's arrival. Ben Tennyson escorted Trixie down the aisle. She was wearing a traditional wedding dress, but it was also untraditional at the same time. It was dyed.

Zak Saturday:Wow, it's like a rainbow got sick and threw up on her dress.

Drew Saturday: Zak! That's mean! (began to snicker a little) Heh...A rainbow throwing up on a dress...How silly.

She finally makes her way up the aisle where Six and Hunter are waiting. Uniting then in holy matrimony will be none other than...Mayor of Goldmoor, Mayor Spoons!

The Priest: Sir, the mayor can't legally marry people.

Mayor Spoons: According to the town charter, I CAN! And it's not because i write a different thing in the town charter every week! Anyway, We are gathered here today, to join together Six and Trixie Jonas in holy matrimony. Do you Trixie take Six to be your lawful wedding husband?

Trixie Jonas: I do.

Mayor Spoons: And do you Six take Trixie to be your lawful wedding wife?

Agent Six:I do.

Mayor Spoons: And if anyone has any objections to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Steve Sato: Um, has it ever occurred to anyone that somebody has to pay for this wedding?

Agent Six: Oh crap, i haven't thought of that.

Trixie Jonas: (shouted)NOT IT!(ran away)

Agent Six: (shouted)NOT IT!(ran away)

Bruce Wayne: (shouted)NOT IT!(ran away)

Hunter Jonas: (shouted)NOT IT!(ran away)

Rex Salazar:(shouted)NOT IT!(ran away)

Kevin Levin: (shouted)NOT IT!(ran away)

Donovan Jelani: (shouted)NOT IT!(ran away)

White Knight: (shouted)NOT IT!(ran away)

Everybody else: (shouted)NOT IT!(ran away)

Indira Cooper: (shouted)NOT-Oh crap... (he was alone in the chapel with Mayor Spoons) You wanna split the bill?

Mayor Spoons: You can't split a bill! A ted maybe, but not a bill.

Indra Cooper:I guess you're right.

Mayor Spoons: You know, if somebody's getting married, you would have to pay for this. Just any two people...if you catch my drift.

Indira then runs out of the chapel.

Mayor Spoons: (shouted) Come back! I meant Worf and B'Elanna Torres of Star Trek fame! Torres should've met and married Worf, not Tom Paris dammit! Besides, Worf is a much coller name! Paris is just a city in France for god's sake! It sounds so stupid! It's not fair!

End Movie