Halloween Spooktacular/Transcript

Fade in to Misery Inc

wipe to stage

Jimmy, Beezy, Heloise, and Cerbee sit down

wipe backstage

Lucious: knock em' in pain out there

Samy: Why am i trying to make them laugh

Lucious smacks self in face

Lucious: Because I found out that laughing too hard can cause pain

Samy: Ok

Return to stage

Samy runs onstage

Samy: But I tell awful jokes

Cerbee barks

Lucious: Remember, i zapped you with the comdeianizing Ray

Samy: Oh

{silence}

Beezy: why don't we get him started

Jimmy: K

Cerbee barks

Jimmy: SO, Samy, how ya feeling

Samy: like i've been shwartzed in the yale

Jimmy, Beezy, Heloise, and Cerbee start laughing

Samy: you really thought that was funny?

Heloise: strangely: yes

Jimmy, Beezy, Heloise, and Cerbee are still laughing

Beezy: stop it, i think i might bust a gut

Samy: The Comdeinaizing Ray WOrks

Lucious: I agree, they should be feeling pain any minute now

Samy: yes, they should

Samy walks toward edge of stage

Lucious: watch the banana peel

Samy: the what?

Samy slips on banana peel

Samy falls on stage

Lucious starts laughing

Jimmy, Beezy, Heloise, and Cerbee laugh harder

Jimmy, Beezy, Heloise, and cerbee (still laughing) fall on the floor

Heloise: this is so funny, i think i might break a rib

crack

Heloise grunts in pain

Lucious: it's working

Beezy: So funny

snap

Beezy: rats, i busted a gut

Beezy: I warned you

Jimmy, Beezy, Heloise, and Cerbee are still laughing

Lucious: It works, they're in pain

snap

Jimmy: i think i just ruptured my spleen

burst

Samy: it worked

Lucious: I know, i must remember to congratulae myself later

Strange shadow casts on Lucious

Lucious looks up

Lucious scrunches eyebrows

Lucious: Not a word

Fade to black

CRASH

END