Call of Mario

Scene I: Opening Credits

 * Children audience: Call of Mario! [Choir singing a Super Smash Bros. Brawl theme in English]

Scene II: Hitler's Bunker Hallway

 * Hitler: Have you got Stalin on the cellphone? I want to speak with him.
 * Nazi German general #1: Yes, sir, but I got a bad feeling about this. Sir, I really do not think he will listen to you. He said to me "That you have lost the war and there is no way out.". He also said "You should surrender now.".
 * Hitler: I would not surrender.
 * Nazi German butler: Sir, you better talk to Stalin.
 * Hitler: Fine, give me the cellphone. [Hitler gets a cellphone.] Hello. I want to end the war with you.

Scene III: Stalin's Bunker Telephone Room

 * Stalin: Hello. [Stalin scream] Dr. Hitler? Ah-ha! Now, the war will end if you are defeated. You should surrender now.

Scene IV: Hitler's Bunker Living Room

 * Hitler: [Sitting on a couch] I will not just give up and surrender. [Hitler turns on a HDTV]
 * Newsreel announcer: ...become the Soviet Anthem.
 * Hitler: Stupid channel. [Hitler changes a channel]
 * Buffer: Mr. James William "Jimmy" Buffett! [Crowd cheer]
 * Hitler: Too louder. [Hitler changes another channel and reveals the Mario characters in Strikers uniform facing the rising sun in Mt. Everest]
 * Paul Robeson & Keynote Orchestra & Choir: ...our eyes saw the freedom above. [Camera zooms out to a telescope and Stalin leads in an observatory] And Stalin our leader...
 * Hitler: Ahh... [Hitler turns on a lightbulb] I got it! Hey, how do you do? [Hitler punches a lightbulb] I kill Stalin. Osama! Osama?

Flashback

 * Obama: Die, Osama, die! [Navy Seals shoot at Osama]

Flashback End

 * Hitler: [Hitler sigh] Oh, well...back to work. [Hitler calls his phone again] Hello again?

Scene V: Stalin's Bunker Telephone Room

 * Stalin: You have little choice. My great allied army has you surrounded. There is no escape, Hitler.

Scene VI: Hitler's Bunker Waiting Room

 * Hitler: I know that is why I want to end the war.
 * Strikers Charged Luigi: Oi, what gives? Keep calling.
 * Hitler: [Hitler sneers] Let us face it, Strikers Charged Luigi. I want to end the war, you are hired.
 * Strikers Charged Luigi: Yes, sir.
 * Henry: al-Qadeans died with over 25000 by assassinations? Oh no! Hitler, why? What are we going to do?
 * Orville: Oh, do not worry, I am on your side, Henry. We will help rescue those dead al-Qadeans.
 * Hitler: Well, okay. [Hitler calls his phone again] Hello again and again?

Scene VII: Stalin's Bunker Telephone Room

 * Stalin: I will only accept your surrender. You will pay dearly for betraying me, you stupid fool. You terminated the Molotov--Ribbentrop Pact. You thought it would be easy to defeat my forces but now, you are the one facing defeat.

Scene VIII: Hitler's Bunker Wardrobe Room

 * Offscreen Stalin: I have something to tell you. You suck.
 * Hitler: I offered you the opportunity to end this war. You turned that opportunity down. I will be laughing when my forces have you surrounded in your bunker, you stupid fool. [Hitler presses Hitler's cellphone's End Call button]
 * Strikers Charged Buttercup: Unbelivable.
 * Hitler: Darn Stalin. I offered him the opportunity to end the war. He wants me to surrender just because his forces have me surrounded.

Scene IX: Hitler's Bunker Kitchen

 * Neville: Sir, perhaps I am reading an atlas but you should consider surrendering.
 * Lydia: We do not stand a chance; this war is lost no matter what you do now.
 * Chauncey: Get back here!

Scene X: Hitler's Bunker Office

 * Hitler: Piss off.

Scene XI: White House Family Theater

 * Obama: Look, guys! Look! [Obama rolls a film]

Scene I: Soviet Union Concert Hall

 * Conducter: Sing our Soviet Union anthem.
 * Offscreen Mario: Whoo! [A conducter conducts all choir and band members]

Scene II: Kiev Town Square

 * Paul Robeson: United forever in friendship and labor,

Scene III: Berlin

 * Paul Robeson: Our mighty republics will ever endure. [A mushroom cloud noise]

Scene IV: Calendar

 * Paul Robeson: The great Soviet Union will live through the ages. [Stalin removing year pages]

Scene V: Nazi German fortress

 * Paul Robeson: The dream of people their fortress secured. [An explosion explodes a Nazism German fortress]

Scene VI: Abandoned German U-boat

 * Paul Robeson: [An U-boat sinking] Long live our Soviet Motherland,

Scene VII: Russia w/ God's hand

 * Paul Robeson: ...built by the people's mighty hand.

Scene VIII: Train

 * Paul Robeson: Long live our peoples,

Scene XI: Mob

 * Paul Robeson: ...united and free. [Soviet Mob fights Nazi troops]

Scene X: Berlin Bridge

 * Paul Robeson: [A bridge collasping and bombed] Strong in our friendship tried by...

Scene XI: Tabuu's Residence

 * Paul Robeson: [Tabuu shoots a gun at a Soviet soldier] ...fire.

Scene XII: Nazi German abandoned battleship

 * Paul Robeson: [A Soviet soldier rasing a flag and throws the Nazi flag to the sea and Jaws eat a flag] Long may our crimson flag inspire,

Scene XIII: Sun in telescope

 * Paul Robeson: Shining in glory for all men to see.

Scene XIV: Storm in Moscow

 * All: Through days dark and stormy...

Scene XV: Lenin's march

 * All: [All Allied soldiers march] ...where Great Lenin led us...

Scene XVI: Mt. Everest

 * All: [All Mario characters wearing Strikers uniform facing the rising sun] ...our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above...

Scene XVII: March in Berlin

 * All: [All Allied soldiers march and Stalin lead] ...and Stalin our Leader with faith in the People,

Scene XVIII: Assassination of Hitler's parents

 * All: [Soviet soldiers shoots Hitler's parents] Inspired us to build up the land that we love.

Scene XIX: Victory Parade

 * Keynote Choir & Orchestra & band members: Long live our Soviet motherland, built by the people's mighty hand. Long live our people, united and free. Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire, shining in glory to all men to see.

Scene XX: Nazi Germany surrender

 * Paul Robeson: We fought for the future, destroyed the invader, and brought to our homeland the Laurels of Fame. Our glory will live in the memory of nations and all generations will honor her name.

Scene XXI: Allied victory ceremony

 * Paul Robeson: Long live our Soviet motherland, built by the people's mighty hand. Long live our people, united and free. Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire, shining in glory to all men to see.
 * Keynote Choir & Orchestra & band members: We fought for the future, destroyed the invader, and brought to our homeland the Laurels of Fame. Our glory will live the memory of nations and all generations will honor her name.
 * All: Long live our Soviet motherland, built by the people's mighty hand. Long live our people, united and free. Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire, shining in glory to all men to see!

Scene XII: White House Family Theater

 * Mario: Yay!
 * Obama: Do you like this song?
 * Luigi: Yes.
 * Obama: [Obama sigh]

Scene XIII: Octopad Living Room

 * Captain Barnacles: Gosh darn A-- [An Axis submarine shoots a torpedo at the Octopad. Alarm] Oh no!
 * Peso's son: Octonauts, sound the Octoalert! [Barnacles presses]
 * Captain Barnacles: That is it?
 * Peso's son: Octonauts, to the launch bay!
 * Captain Barnacles: Sir, yes, sir!

Scene XIV: Fanfictionton Mansion Mario's Bedroom

 * Mario: [Mario snoring. Mario gets up. Mario opens a door]

Scene XV: Fanfictionton Mansion Second Floor Balcony

 * Mario: [Mario gazing the rising sun. Mario leaves a balcony]

Scene XVI: Fanfictionton Mansion Mario's Bedroom

 * Mario: [Mario find a note. He reads a card's letter. He clears throat] Gone shopping. I will pick your family up to a study from school at breakfast and then I will come home to get things ready for your birthday party. Do not work too hard. I love you. Ah, yes.

Scene XVII: Fanfictionton Mansion Second Floor Hallway

 * Mario: Hello? I would better take a shower and get dressed up before I go downstairs.

Scene XVIII: Fanfictionton Mansion Second Floor Water Closet

 * Mario: No.

Scene XIX: Fanfictionton Mansion Second Floor Hallway

 * Mario: I have to try another room.

Scene XX: Fanfictionton Mansion Twins' Bedroom

 * Mario: No.

Scene XXI: Fanfictionton Mansion Second Floor Bathroom

 * Mario: [Mario unwears his boxer shorts. Mario looks at a shower beside a bathtub. Mario pulls a hot and cold mix switch. Two looooong minutes later, Mario turns off a shower. Mario wipes with his towel. Mario wears his boxer shorts. Mario gets to a sink and shaves his shaved mustache and get a mustache regrower to grow his mustache again] It is time to brush this sucker! [Mario brushes his teeth and gets his toothpaste] Yes.

Scene XXII: Fanfictionton Mansion Second Floor Hallway

 * Mario: I have to go to a closet.

Scene XXIII: Fanfictionton Mansion Second Floor Closet

 * Mario: [Mario gets his red cap] Got my cap. [Mario opens a closet]

Scene XXVI: Fanfictionton Mansion Second Floor Hallway

 * Luigi: Hurry up, bro. [Mario reveals his black watch, blue overalls, red shirt, brown work shoes, red cap and white gloves]
 * Mario: I am here, bro.
 * Luigi: Come on, bro. Let us see a Smash Wedding portrait.
 * Mario: Aye, aye, bro.

Scene XXV: Fanfictionton Mansion Mario's Bedroom

 * Mario: [Looking a Mario-Peach wedding portrait] Oh...that is my wife... [Mario puts back to a cabient] Yesh. Keep going.

Scene XXVI: Fanfictionton Mansion Second Floor Hallway

 * Offscreen Toadsworth: Sir, we got a...oh. Good luck, gentlemen. I think I drop something important in the toilet.l

Scene XXVII: Fanfictionton Mansion Living Room

 * Luigi: You know, Mario. Look at this portrait.
 * Mario: That is strange. It is a painting of Ms. Petunia...
 * Luigi: So? Let us-a go!
 * Mario: Roger that! Where is Peach and Daisy?
 * Luigi: So? I have got some time before all our friends, our housemates, our wives, our parents and our kids get back. We better get some work done. [Luigi gets a remote control car controller. They play a RC controller. Two looooong and boring minutes later, Luigi drops a controller. Luigi turns on the Star-Spangled Banner instrumental song] Happy birthday, Mario!
 * Mario: Thanks, Luigi.
 * Luigi: You are welcome.
 * Mario: Nice day outside! Maybe I could squeeze in a little garden time? Let us go to a study.

Scene XXVIII: Fanfictionton Mansion Study

 * Mario: Oh, yes. [Mario sitting on an office chair] Let us-a go draw! [Mario draws. A little later...it reveals a floor plan of all floors] A floor plan? Ah, yes. The plans are coming along nicely...should be finished by monday. [Mario gets up on an office chair]

Scene XXIX: Fanfictionton Mansion Living Room

 * Mario: [Mario getting a book from a bookshelf] Hmmmm...Octonauts Bombing scene...ah-ha! Portrait Ghosts march scene. But first... [Mario putting a book to a bookshelf]