Crazy Dogs (2014 pilot)/Transcript

[A black screen is shown as the lens on the camera is on]

Max: '''Ok, is this thing on? Ok i think it is. Hello everyone and my name is Max. I am the main character of this show and you may know why.'''

Kim: '[appears off-screen] Uhhh, Max. I think the lens hasn't been removed yet.'

Max: Oooooooooooooooo- [cuts off to colorbars corrupting]

[cuts to Tucker walking in the street on-screen]

Tucker: '''Oh hey camera. Can i destroy you?'''

Cameraman: '[off-screen] ''Uh, no. This camera is important to me and i need it for educational purposes. So, no you can't and don't even try to even-'''

Tucker: '''I'm coming after you. [runs towards the camera as the cameraman takes his camera and runs away from Tucker, then the cameraman falls to the ground and Tucker eats the camera]'''

Cameraman: [screams loudly that the speaker on the camera becomes deaf] NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[The screen corrupts to black and red static and cuts to Domino and Bee in their cages]

Domino: '''Maybe we should get out of here. I can't take this crap anymore.'''

Bee: '[wakes up grumpily] ''Please shut up because i'm trying to sleep, ok? [goes back to sleep]'''

Domino: [sighs]

[The pilot ends]