On the Open Road (Cartoon Style)

Main Cast

 * Larry the Cucumber (LarryBoy: the Cartoon Adventures!) as Goofy Goof
 * Eric Needles (Sidekicks) as Max Goof

Mentioned Cast

 * Kitty Ko (Sidekicks) as Roxanne (cloud form, does not speak)

Lyrics

 * [Goofy whistles, intro]

Do ya long to shed your weary load? If your nerves are raw And your brain is fried, Just grab a friend and take a ride Together, upon the open road. C'mon, Eric! [laughs]"
 * Larry: "Do ya need a break from modern livin'?

All in all, I'd rather eat a toad!" That I'm about to hurl my guts, Directly upon the open road!"
 * Eric: "All in all, I'd rather have detention!
 * Larry: "Yuck!"
 * Eric: "And the old man drives like such a klutz,

'Cause now, we're on our way, Our trusty map will guide us straight and true." I will return someday, Though I may be in traction when I do...!"
 * Larry: "There's nothin' can upset me,
 * Eric: Kitty Ko, please don't forget me,


 * Larry: "Me and Eric relaxin' like the old days,"
 * Eric: "This is worse than dragon breath and acne!"
 * Larry: "In a buddy-buddy kind of mode."
 * Eric: "I'm so mad I think I may explode!"
 * Larry: "When I see that highway, I could cry!"
 * Eric: "Ya know, that's funny, so could I!"
 * Both: "Just bein' out on the open road!"

[Instrumental]

Is this the way to Nashville?" Or you'll be gettin' towed!" 'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five, The next time I seize the open road."
 * Female Country Singers: "Howdy, boys,
 * Tow Truck Driver: "Watch it, Mac!
 * Prisoner: "I'm in no hurry to arrive,

And it's Californ-eye-ay or bust!" From now on, I own the open road!"
 * Small Man: "Just a week of rest and relaxtion!"
 * Large Woman: "Yeah!"
 * Small Man: "And the odd romantic episode!"
 * Eric: "Very odd!"
 * Mickey Mouse: "Ha ha!
 * Old Lady: "Look out, you dirtbags, eat my dust!

My pipsqueak pioneer." And get me outta here, To Beverly Hills 9-0-2-1-0?":
 * Larry: "Just me and little Ericsie,
 * Nuns: "Their car ventures forever westward ho!"
 * Nuns and Larry: "Yeehaw!"
 * Eric: "Could someone call a taxi

Every day, another new adventure! Every mile, another new zip code! And the cares we had are gone for good..." I'm feelin' fancy-free... How wonderful to be...
 * Chorus and Goofy: "Oh...
 * Eric: "And I'd go with them if I could..."
 * Larry and Chorus: "I've got no strings on me...

On the open road!"