Going to China Again!/Transcript

This is the transcript of the Kai Lan Gets Grounded episode Going to China Again!.

WARNING: Don't read this kids, it might become upset

The Script
(Episode opens as a shot of Kai Lan's house, then we fade to see Kai Lan doing her practice on attempting to go to china for another chance.)

Kai Lan: What's up b**ches, I'm Kai Lan and today I am getting a second chance to go to china because I am going to get the baby panda and beat the living hell out of it! (laughs evily)

(Ye-Ye enters Kai Lan's house.)

Ye-Ye: Kai Lan, what the hell are you doing?

Kai Lan: I'm going to china again!

Ye-Ye: (shocked) WHAT?! No!

Kai Lan: Ye-Ye, I wanna go to china again!!!

Ye-Ye: F**k no! You are not going to china for the second time and I mean it!!!

Kai Lan: (growling angrily) Go suck my d**k motherf**ker!!!

Ye-Ye: (enraged) KAI LAN, THAT IS ENOUGH!!!!! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO CHINA AGAIN AND THAT'S F**KING FINAL!!!!! GO TO YOUR DAMN ROOM OR ELSE YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!!!!!!

Kai Lan: F**K YOU YE-YE!!!!

Ye-Ye: AND STOP SAYING MEAN THINGS TO ME!!! Man she's an a**hole!

(Kai Lan is in her room crying.)

Kai Lan: (crying angrily) I DON'T GIVE A S**T WHAT YE-YE SAYS, I'M GOING TO CHINA AGAIN NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!