Swag Dead (reactions)

This is how Brandon and everyone else reacts to his adventures in the Swag Dead series.

Prologue
(on Earth 1 at Brandon and Marcus' apartment/building, Brandon is sleeping on the couch in the living room while Judette rubs his head on her lap and cooes at his cuteness. However, she sees a mysterious box and Brandon wakes up to see it but then a flashing light knocks them out. In the movie theater room, they wake up on a couch) (then they see Marcus and everyone else in the world are also waking up) (they shrug but then they see Percy Jackson not even being tired at all. When everyone else wakes up, they look suspiciously at him and he raises his hands in defense) (they nod but they see Artemis looking nervous about being here and got more nervous because Percy and Apollo saw her and they were mad at her) (they are still upset, which catches everyone's attention) (she then got on her knees and hugged Percy's legs while giving him the puppy eyes) (however, Percy sighs in annoyance) (Apollo and their friends raise their hands, making Artemis pout) (Artemis happily obliges and snuggles into him. However, they growl when their least favorite people arrive and have been resurrected. Annabeth looked happy to see Percy) (the nice people laugh at this while Orion glares in offense and Annabeth frowns in sadness. Zeus defends Percy for once) (her half-sisters agreed with that sarcastic remark about favoritism. Zeus sighs and sits down while Annabeth is still jealous and sits down with Luke Castellan while they are being given hateful glares from Percy and the nice people for killing Sally and Paul so Annabeth could have Percy as her puppy while Pete Jackson hates them for kidnapping him. Annabeth saw Pete and smiled) (Annabeth would've said more but she got some glares from Zeus and Poiseidon to leave Pete alone and everyone is mad at her for cheating on him while Camp Half-Blood feel guilty for hurting Percy and not comforting him. She sits back down but then smirks as a idea forms in her head. She plans to kill Artemis, make Percy her puppy, and have Pete as her son by traveling back in time and make sure Pete is her son. She also plans to marry Pete to have him all to herself. However, Percy and the nice people saw the smirk and not to mention, Percy can read her mind. They decide to keep an eye on her. God appears) (when everyone sees the cover and are shocked that Brandon's the main character. Hercules scoffs in jealousy and voices this out) (Brandon looks sad while the nice people glare at Hercules but the mean people agree. However, Hela was even angered by this. Don't get her wrong, she's evil and would just use Brandon but she did start liking him and has sympathy for him because he is being mistreated. Percy was the most enraged and decided to stand up to Hercules) (the nice people cheer for Percy and he sits down while Artemis sits down on his lap and snuggles up to him for defending one of her favorite heroes. Brandon smiles at this and Percy returns it, those two are so getting along. Then they see the movie playing)
 * Brandon: (concerned) "Judette, where are we?"
 * Judette: (also concerned) "It's the movie theater room. (they try to get up but are too tired) Oh great, we're too tired to get up. (she then snuggles onto Brandon) At least we're on a couch."
 * Marcus: (waking up) "Tell me about it. (he then looks around) What're we doing here?"
 * Percy: (defending himself) "Wasn't me. I was just doing some mortal things and then I was approached by God. (Zeus glared in disgust and scoffed but didn't say anything because people were glaring and he's already in hot waters for trying to kill Kratos) He teleported me here and said to sit down. He told me my wives and other innocent people were here but didn't say anything else. So I might be in charge in here."
 * Artemis: (nervous) "Hi Percy and hi little bro."
 * Percy: (explaining) "I've been getting pranked by the hunters and they started making dangerous ones. When I was confronted by her, I told her everything but she said I shouldn't be a wimp and just suck up or stop being like Orion. She even said that maybe she should settle for a divorce and that I'm like Apollo, who she called a man-w. (they gasp at that and glare at her, making her nervous) I was sheading tears in shock and she acted like she wanted to apologize but I yelled at her and said she is just like Annabeth. I also called her out for abusing Apollo and that she needs to treat him very better. I punished her by ordering her to be her child form until she is fully redeemed. (then he looks sternly at her) Arty, where's your child form?"
 * Artemis: (begging) "Please, don't make me be a child."
 * Percy: (annoyed) "Who has the number for my attorney?"
 * Artemis: (pouting) "Fine. (then she turns into her twelve-year-old form and crosses her arms) I hate being punished."
 * Percy: (annoyed) "Well you should've thought about that before picking on me and Apollo. (then he softens) Come sit on my lap."
 * Annabeth: (happy) "Hey seaweed brain. You missed me?"
 * Percy: (scoffs) "I would miss you when Orion stops being a h**n dog."
 * Zeus: (stern) "Leave them alone, Athena spawn. I may not get along with him or the others but he's married to my favorite daughter and I will not have you steal him from her. I already messed up with my son Kratos, I'm not gonna mess up with Artemis."
 * Thaila: (sarcastically) "Gee thanks dad."
 * Annabeth: (smiling) "Hey Pete, how's my little boy doing?"
 * Pete: (annoyed) "Stop calling me your little boy. I'm the little boy of Percy and Arty."
 * Annabeth: (frowning) "Hey show respect for your godmother."
 * Pete: (angry) "I will not show respect for you and you haven't been my godmother since the day you cheated on my dad like the hooker you are and then took me to Camp Half-Blood against my will."
 * Annabeth: (upset) "1, I'm the daughter of Athena and I can screw whoever I want. And 2, you didn't have a choice."
 * Pete: (upset) "Just leave me alone."
 * God: (smiling) "Hello everyone, sorry for that and for inviting the bad guys. (the nice people forgive him but the mean people glare at him and Zeus is disgusted by his presence) I have a couple of movies and they say "Swag Dead.""
 * Hercules: (jealous) "He's nothing more than a pawn and a weapon. He would never be a hero because he whines about everything."
 * Percy: (enraged) "You're one to talk, you worthless ungrateful b*****d. (he then takes out Riptide) You see this sword? This belonged to Zoe Nightshade but then you stole it from her after you manipulated her. She betrayed her family for you in order to help you with your labors but instead you took the credit for yourself and abandoned her. (Zoe felt guilt at what she did but she still glared at Hercules in hatred. Atlas and his family glared at him for turning their daughter/sister into a man hater) Not to mention, you tried to kill your younger half-brother Kratos on your own accords to claim the God of War throne for yourself. (Kratos glares at Hercules in disgust for actually trying to kill him) Also, you were one of the boys who made out with Annab***h. (Hebe looked heartbroken and glared at her now ex-husband for his betrayal) I've had about enough of you. I can't believe me and my mom almost idolized you. You're no hero. You're a cowardly bully."

Swag Dead (2011)
(it starts with the Swag Industries Logo and it has the statue of liberty parodying the Columbia Pictures Logo, making Brandon (reaction) and Marcus (reaction) high-five. Then we hear a narration from Percy (movie)) (then we switch to an 11-year-old Brandon (movie) walking out of his house, making the nice girls (reaction) fangirl over him and the nice guys (reaction) say "awe" at him but the mean people (reaction) roll their eyes at this. However, Artemis (reaction) was the most happiest) (she gives the puppy eyes and starts pouting but Percy (reaction) shakes his head) (she cheers and Brandon (reaction) gets pats on the back from his friends (reaction))
 * Percy ((movie) voice): (narrating) "Hello folks. My name is Percy Jackson and this is the story of my champion."
 * Artemis (reaction): (happy) "He's the most cutest boy I've ever seen alongside Percy and Pete. I want to go back in time and make him a male hunter. (then she starts begging towards Percy) Can I? Pretty please?"
 * Percy (reaction): (sighing) "No my little huntress. However, he can be your champion as well."