Mickey, Donald and Goofy in The Three Musketeers, A Broadway Adventure

Cast
Speaking Voices:

Robby Robinson - Mickey Mouse

Website Greeter - Donald Duck

Richard Colletta - Goofy

Andrea Libman - Minnie Mouse

Tera Strong - Daisy Duck

Robert Englend - Pete

Charles Adler, Tom Kenny and Pat Cashman - The Beagle Boys (Bebop, Baggy and Bankjob)

Scene 3
(Background gose down to the Musketeer Jail as the music continues)

Pete: Now listin, you yardsticks. I am sick and tired of your screw ups. You guys are hopeless. I'll leave ya for 5 minutes, and I'm come back to the disater.

(Music Ends)

Pete: What are your names?

Goofy: Lightning McKing. Ka-Chow!

Donald: I'm a Smurf with the fire-boiled condition. (Smacks Donald's butt)

Mickey: Micheal Jorden at the SuperBowl. GOAL!

(Audience Laughing, Clapping)

Goofy: Oh, sorry. We're kiddin'.

Donald: Donald Duck.

Goofy: Name's Goofy.

Mickey: And I'm Mickey. Mickey Mouse. We're practice our teamwork so we can become great Musketeers.

Pete: Musketeers? HA! That's priceless.

Mickey: We can work really hard and proove ourselves, Cap'n Pete. Would you let us be Musketeers?

Pete: (Doing the Captain Jack Sparrow Voice) Hold on there, mates. Before you three get somthin' in the sport's right direction, let's go in the Genie Rule-Book. Savvy?

(Audience Laughing)

Pete: (Normal Voice) What's rule #1?

Donald: There's no wishing for more wishes.

Mickey: Gosh. That only works on this song from American Idol. It's called Pants On The Ground. (Giggles)

Goofy: (To Pete) Just don't do it, Captain. I don't have a power!

(Audience Laughing)

Pete: Great job. Now, what's rule #2?

Goofy: Like Dr. Phil, he says, I cannot make someone fall in love with you.

Mickey: He says, Juggle shredded cheese while I'm standing out of shamanic.

Donald: He also says, Try to put an egg back inside of a chicken.

Pete: Nicely done. (Doing the Batman Voice) Now, what's rule #3?

Mickey: I can't kill anybody.

(Mickey draws his sword and cut his ears off)

Goofy: Don't even ask.

Donald: Just like The Phantom Of The Opera, the phantom would say, ''Remember, I am not Oprah. You get a car, you get a car, you wanted a car!''.

(Audience Laughing, Clapping)

Pete: Good work. Ya know what's rule #4?

- Donald: What is it?

- Goofy: What's that?

- Mickey: (Put his ears back on) What?

Pete: (Doing the Ghostface Voice from Scream) I cannot make anyone rise to bring people back from the dead.

Mickey: If you had and iPhone, there's an app for that.

Goofy: I'm not taking to The Living Dead. I'm talking to Micheal Jackson Thriller.

Donald: Have you guys ever seen The Walking Dead?

- Mickey: Nope.

- Goofy: Not at all.

Donald: I didn't watch that show on AMC.

Mickey: Yeah. It's kinda scary.

Pete: There're three thing wrong with that. (To Donald) 1, you're a coward. (To Goofy) 2, you're a doofus. (To Mickey) And 3, you are just too small. Say, you are smaller then my last master. In fact, I'm getting bigger.

Mickey: Wait a minute. Time-out. Let me get this straight. I'm your master AND you given me 3 wishes?

Pete: Yep. But I didn't know who any of you wahoos as Musketeers for the last time in France! (Using a cigarette) Where would you like first? The boat or the cigarette? (Blowing with smoke on his mouth)

Mickey: (Sneezes, Sniffs)

Goofy: Gazundhite.

Mickey: Thanks, Goof. (Sniffs)

Donald: I like the boat to ride on.

Pete: (Take Mickey's Hat) So, you won't keep this, will ya? (Makes a ball and gives it to Mickey) Here, kid. Have a ball. Now, when you're in the forest, please don't be careless. Remember, only you can prevent wild fires. (Laughing, Exit stage right, door closes as Mickey, Donald and Goofy exit stage left)

Scene 15
(The Sad Music Version of Grim Grinning Ghosts from Disneyland Plays)

Mickey: (Sighs) (Singing with his violin with 27 notes) ''If you would like to join our jamboree, there's a simple rule that's compulsory. Mortals pay a token fee.''

- Pete: (Singing playing his 7 piano) ''Rest in peace. The haunting's free.''

- Choir: (Sadly) Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah.

(Door Closes)

- (Tuba Plays with 11 notes)

- Pete, The Beagles Boys: (Singing, To Mickey) ''So, hurry back. We would like your company.''

(Music Ends)

(Audience Clapping)

Pete: Let's go.

Bebop: There's no way I'm go in there.

Pete: What? (Pointing Mickey) A Family Guy like him?

(Audience Laughing)

- (Sad Music plays with 27 notes of Grim Grinning Ghosts playing the violin)

- Baggy: Well, he's dead out here, anyway.

Pete: If he comes back, we'll kill him.

Beagle Boys: YEAH!

(Music Continues with 7 notes of Grim Grinning Ghosts playing the piano)

Pete: (Calling out to Mickey) Hey, Mickey. You hear that?

- (Music Continues with 7 notes of Grim Grinning Ghosts playing the tuba)

- Pete: (Continue to call out) If you ever come back, WE'LL KILL YA!

(All laughing)

- (Music Continues, 11 notes of Grim Grinning Ghosts playing violin, piano and tuba)

- (Pete and The Beagle Boys exit stage right)

(Music Ends)

Mickey: (Sighs)

Scene 16
Mickey: What's that thing? What is that thing? Wait, wait, wait! Stop, stop! No, no! C'mon! (Calling out) Help! Help! Help! HELP!