Travis Touchdown (No More Heroes: Assassins)

Travis Touchdown AKA The Crownless King is the main protagonist of ''No More Heroes: Assassins. ''He is a 30 years old American assassin and sterotypical otaku. His motel room decorated with professional wrestling and anime collectibles living in near poverty in the motel "NO MORE HEROES" of Santa Destroy, California accompanied by his kitten Jeane. He has an interest in lucha libre and Japanese pro wrestling icons as well as a moe driven anime series called Pure White Lover Bizarre Jelly; his apartment is filled with such mentioned merchandise.

Quotes

 * "This isn't a battle anymore, it's a motherfucking war."
 * "I don't know who you are or what ya want, Sir Henry. Where ya manners? That was my kill ya naughty boy."
 * "You're the one leaving, in a body bag."
 * "It's called fashionably late, fuck face."
 * "When you see your bro in hell, tell him his still a douche!"
 * "Spare me the mystic crap, I came here to fight."
 * "Live for it!"
 * "It's game time!"
 * "Fuck head!"
 * "You're going to fight me with all your hoes?"
 * "Pain in my ass, why aren't you dead yet?"
 * "Downward fuckingdog!"
 * "Aw, shit! All news to me! I'm gonna need shock treatment to get over this one!"
 * "Strawberry on the shortcake!"
 * "Will you shut up? I just need to make something clear, I'm not gonna kill you because of Henry, I'm gonna kill you because your big metal ass is in my way!"
 * "Just sit back Sylvia, and watch the hell I'm gonna raise!"
 * "Mr. Sir Henry Motherfucker!...he just jetted! Fucking pussy!"
 * "Glory to the soviet union."
 * "100%."
 * "Catchy as hell."
 * "See that? Now that was a battle! Look at this blood! We humans are alive, even if we are assassins! It doesn't matter if it's a video game, movie, drama, anime, manga! We're alive! People shed blood and die. This isn't a game! You can't just selfishly use death as your tool! This is Alice's blood! I bet you already forgot she existed! The same way you've already forgotten me! And that's why I'm tearing down the UAA!"
 * "Fuck that! I want to be a hero by my own standards."