The Everest Shrek Adventure (transcript)

Shrek : [voice over, after the Dreamworks log is finished] Now, making beginning?

[clicks tongue with shaft of pixie and light dust]

Shrek : Guess what "Once upon a time"?

[opening door slams and cuts to black]

Shrek : Nah, how many times have you sound the beginning for make a story? Let's try something else. [gasps] I know, I've got it, here we go. Here's how to open a movie.

[opening while the Bells of Notre Dame plays]

Shrek : No, I don't think so. It seems a little familiar, doesn't it Teal?

[A Bug's Life's opening with a leaf]

Shrek : Oh, no, not the leaf, no! How many have seen Ant Island before? That's good. We're not doing that. I'll tell you what. [as a Dreamworks Television logo zooms in] I'll just take you back to the day things took a turn for the worst.