Episode 2: ClayFighter

That's the second episode of Elijah Eubank the Gaming Critic.

Released in February 4, 2014.

Script
(The ClayFighter Theme Song plays)

(The ClayFighter Theme Song ends)

Elijah Eubank: ClayFighter, a game on the SNES, it's 16-bit! (looks at the box) Look at the box, we have an fun house with a angry snowman, some yellow guy that streches, and some red muscular weirdo. We'll give it a go.

Here's the story. A meteor made entirely out of clay crash-lands on the grounds of a humble American circus. The goo from the interstellar object contaminates all of the circus' attractions, transforming them into bizarre caricatures of their former selves, with new superpowers. Huh, story of their lives.

Over here, you play as Bad Mr. Frosty, really, don't we have Frosty the Snowman? Is that what we have here? Also, we have the shape-shifting blob of clay named The Blob, say hello to a Elvis impersonator named Blue Suede Goo, a crazy-looking clown Bonker, who becomes a frowny one in 63 1/3 by the way, the obese opera singing Helga, the haunted Ickybod Clay, Taffy, a fighting piece of taffy, and Tiny, a diaper-clad wrestler. Who wants to play as a diaper-clad wrestler? What were they thinking? Guess not.

Here, the controls are clueless, the music is monotonous, the graphics are okay, and the special attacks were hilarious. (laughs, then stops) Man, I'm going crazy. I'm so crazy that is was similar to Double Dragon B Mode and that was on NES.

To be honest, sequels of this were made, ClayFighter 2: Judgement Day and ClayFighter 63 1/3 for the Nintendo 64, which had its own special edition exclusive to Blockbuster Video called the “Sculptor's Cut” with bonus fighters, for example, High Five!

That's my review for ClayFighter, enjoy!