Harold for Hire: Freddy Fazbear's Pizza

Plot
Harold Slikk gets a job at Five Nights at Freddys.

Transcript

 * (Harold is seen on a bench)


 * Harold: My God...My God...my life sucks ass, if only I find a job that ks so possibly good!


 * (Harold sees a poster of Freddy Fazbear's pizza as it saids "Tired ofbeing jobless then be a security guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza)


 * Harold''': Yes, Freddy's Pizzeria is the perfect job.


 * (Subtitle: 12:00 AM)


 * Harold: Damn, its a bit a weird ass day for myself to be a guard.


 * (Phone rings)


 * Phone Guy: Uh, hello hello, if you are hearing this than, chances are, you made a very poor career choice. You see, you just need to watch the cameras before these monsters would beat the hell out of here. (Hungs up)


 * Harold: What the hell!? What the cocking cock is he talking about!? Screw this, he is just a sack of dumbshit, or he is bullfuck. Whatever, I'll just explore around the room.


 * (Harold is seen at the Party room)


 * Harold: Damn, this place is creepy, the more creepier than this is these animatronics, I mean, why the hell would Freddy, the purple ass rabbit, and that fatfuck baby chick in thestage!? (Sighs) Damn, they are so creepy. (Goes to the Kitchen) Huh, nothing than something gonna go wrong. (Sees the blood and gasp) BUT EXCEPT FOR THE BLOOD!!!!! Who the hell would just commit a crime!? I gotta get back! Oh my Jesus! (Runs back to the office) Oh my Christ I think I witnessed the damn murder! I should be able to call the police. (Used the phone to call somebody, but the phone didn't work) Damnit, the Phone must've died. (Puts up the phone)


 * (Scene switches to the cameras)


 * Harold: (Sees the Party room cam) Nothing strange here! (Sees the Pirates cove cam) What the hell? Ks there an animatronic in there!? Screw this, I need to get some work to do! (Seez the party room cam) Still nothing in there. (Sees the bathroom to see Chica) Ahhh! What the fuck!? What is that chick doing!? Why is he using a bathroom!? Did he want to put his ass down!?


 * (More coming soon)