12 & 13 Months, Years & Days of Romance

The Untold Story of Alex Fitzgerald and Tony Smith (formerly Alex and Tony and Tom and Jerry: First Class is an 2017 romantic comedy-drama film, starring Joey Bragg, Tyrel Jackson Williams, Terry Crews and Matthew Broderick reprising their roles as Tony Smith and Alex Fitzgerald.

Summary
The film takes place in 1976-1999 and 2000-2009, before Lisa was born and tells the story of Tony and Alex's life as frenemies when they were 19.

Main Cast

 * Joey Bragg as Alex Fitzgerald, one of the protagonist who is a former scientist
 * Evan Peters as Alex (20's)
 * Justin Long as Alex (30's)
 * Matthew Broderick as Current Alex
 * Tyrel Jackson Williams as Tony Smith, one of the main protagonist and the anti-hero of the film. He is a con artist
 * Michael B. Jordan as Tony (20's)
 * Chris Rock as Tony (30's)
 * Terry Crews as Current Tony
 * Audrey Whitby as Alyssa Mendes, a secret spy with ice powers and can sense someone's abilities. She is Alex's love interest
 * Emma Roberts as Alyssa (20's)
 * Roberts also plays Jennifer Coleman
 * Anna Camp as Jennifer Coleman
 * Jennifer Aniston as Older Jennifer
 * Rachel McAdams as Alyssa (30's)
 * Demi Moore as Current Alyssa
 * Dove Cameron as Maddie Fitzgerald, the main deuteragonist who is overprotective to Alex
 * Sara Paxton as Maddie (20's)
 * January Jones as Current Maddie (30's, 40's and 50's)
 * Sarah Gilman as Miranda Hicks, Alex's friend and a stripper at her 20's. She has the ability to fly with her wings and create fireballs. She is a parody of Angel Salvadore from X-Men: First Class
 * Zoë Kravitz as Miranda (20's)
 * Lacey Chabert as Miranda (30's)
 * Ally Sheedy as Current Miranda
 * Piper Curda as Helen Liu, a telepathic girl with Scarlet Witch-like powers. (19-29)
 * Zhang Ziyi as Helen (30's)
 * Lucy Liu as Current Helen
 * Ross Lynch as Dewey Hicks, Miranda's twin and Maddie's first love interest but he has feelings for Helen. He dies in 1991 when saving his pregnant wife, Helen from a pole, he gets impaled.
 * Andy Samberg as Dewey (30's)
 * Jim Carrey as Dewey (as a ghost)
 * Shailene Woodley as Aimee
 * Katherine Heigl as Aimee Fitzgerald
 * Ava Kolker, Ryan Newman and Debby Ryan as Young Stella
 * Alyson Hannigan as Stella
 * Marielle Jaffe as Mary Holmes
 * Jaclyn Smith as Older Mary
 * Peyton Clark as Andrew Van Pelt, Alex's frenemy turned true friend
 * Miles Teller as Andrew (20's)
 * Ian Somerhader as Andrew (30's)
 * Kevin Bacon as Older Andrew
 * Olivia Holt as Stefanie Andrews, Alex's former girlfriend turned friend and Andrew's love interest
 * Nikki Reed as Steffie (20's)
 * Oliva Wilde as Steffie (30's)
 * Kyra Sedgwick as Older Steffie

Supporting

 * Tim Robbins as Mayor Richard Carter
 * Adam West as Older Mayor Carter
 * Nikolaj Waldau-Coster as Charles Fitzgerald
 * Bryan Cranston as Older Charles
 * Kira Kosarin as Brenda Mendes, Alyssa's sister
 * Melissa Rauch as Older Brenda
 * Caitlin Carmichael as Nikki Van Pelt, Andrew's sister
 * Sarah Paulson as Older Nikki
 * George Clooney as Harry McKinley
 * Regis Philbin as Older Harry
 * Jennete McCurdy as Charlotte Jones, Alyssa'a roommate and friend
 * Lauren Holly as Older Charlotte
 * Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Mickey "Mickey Mouse" Jones, Charlotte's brother
 * Michael J. Fox as Older Mickey

Antagonists

 * William H. Macy as Principal Edgar Rooney, the secondary antagonist
 * Katherine Heigl as Linda Fitzgerald, the tertiary antagonist
 * Shailene Woodley as Jenna "Creepy Jenna" Thompson
 * Katherine Heigl as Jenna (30's)
 * Allison Janney as Jenna (50's)
 * Burt Ward as Uncle Wyatt, Alex's deceased uncle.
 * Eugene Simon as Peter, Alyssa's former boyfriend

Quotes

 * What are you laughing at, Denzel- Alex says to Tony in 1989
 * Bam! What- Alex's catchphrase

Trivia

 * It will be 157 mins. long. (181 mins. in Extended DVD version)
 * It will be released in November 15, 2017.
 * Rated PG-13 for some action violence, sexual content and language.
 * 12A certificate
 * The reason why Maddie is stuck at age 37 because of an incident, allusing The Age of Adalaine.
 * The Pitch: Addicted to Love and He's Just Not That Into You meets
 * This contains some mild mature content.

Soundtrack
Click the here

Cultural references

 * The dance scene is similar to Fifty Shades of Grey and Thinking Out Loud. The song Earned It is also from the OST of Fifty Shades of Grey.
 * The title of the film is a spoof of X-Men: First Class.
 * There is a parody of Family Guy episode, Grumpy Old Men and the video of Criminal by Fiona Apple when Alex wears a spaghetti strapped-shirt, wig, white skirt and boots and sings "Criminal" by Fiona Apple. It was a tribute for Cyndi Lauper.
 * Alyssa's voice is based on Lois Griffin.

Transcript
Click here for the script.

The Opening Scene

 * (Knock the door sound)
 * Teenage Alex (voice): Maddie?
 * (Serious music)
 * (Teenage Alex open the door open the door)
 * Teenage Alex (sound): Maddie?
 * (Water drop sound)
 * (Teenage Alex walk upstairs slowly)
 * (Alex pants)
 * Teenage Alex: Maddie? Maddie?
 * (Maddie scares Alex)
 * Teenage Alex: You scared me!
 * Teenage Maddie: I scared you because I'm making a prank.
 * Teenage Alex: Why you!
 * (Alex and Maddie fight)
 * Linda: What the hell is going on in here?
 * Both: We did it!
 * (Alex and Maddie point each other)
 * Linda: Alright and go back to your room right now!
 * (Alex and Maddie walk)
 * (Shows title logo)

Alyssa singing "Get Outta My Way"
What's the worst thing that could happen to you?
 * Brenda: Alyssa.
 * Alyssa: Yes?
 * Brenda: Go out there and be a perfect singer.
 * (Audience (including Alex) cheers)
 * Mayor: And now, here is Ms. Alyssa Mendes.
 * (Alyssa guitars)
 * Alyssa (singing):

Take a chance tonight and try something new.

You're getting boring.

You're all so boring, and I don't recognize the zombie you're turning 'to.

Don't worry cause tonight I got you.

You can take a seat, do what you normally do.

I'm about to let you see.

This is what'll happen if you ain't giving your girl what she needs.

Leave you, move on

To a perfect stranger

You talk I walk

Wanna feel the danger

See me with him and it's turnin' you on

Got me saying getting me back it'd be another song

Get outta my way

Got no more to say

He's takin' your place

Get outta my way

Way outta my way

Got no more to say

He's takin' your place

Get outta my way Now I got a taste I wanna explore.
 * (Piano pop beat playing)
 * Alyssa (whispers): What the hell?
 * Brenda: Nothing!
 * Alyssa: Forget it!

Ain't going to waste, no not anymore.

You're going hard now, to win my heart but.

So many times now, you've been comin' up short.

Don't worry cause tonight I got you.

You can take a seat do what you normally do.

I'm about to let you see.

This is what'll happen if you ain't giving your girl what she needs.

[Chorus]

Leave you, move on

To a perfect stranger

You talk I walk

Wanna feel the danger

See me with him and it's turnin' you on

Got me saying getting me back it'd be another song

Get outta my way
 * Tony: She really is a great singer and where are you going, Alex?
 * Alex: You really don't care.

Got no more to say

He's takin' your place

Get outta my way

Way outta my way

Got no more to say

He's takin' your place

Get outta my way

No I ain't going home cause I wanna stay, but I won't be alone no how no way.

Now I've showed you what I'm made of.

This is what'll happen if you ain't giving your girl what she needs.

[Chorus]

Leave you, move on

To a perfect stranger

You talk I walk

Wanna feel the danger

See me with him and it's turnin' you on

Got me saying getting me back it'd be another song

Get outta my way

Got no more to say

He's takin' your place

Get outta my way

Way outta my way

Got no more to say

He's takin' your place

Get outta my way

Alex and Alyssa wed

 * (Wedding song playing)
 * (Tony, Maddie, Stefanie and Andrew cry)
 * (Alyssa's mom cries and sneezes and Helen sneezes)
 * Priest: Alex, would you take this lawfully wedded girl to be your wife?
 * Alex: I do.
 * Priest: Alyssa, would you take this lawfully wedded man to be your husband?
 * Alyssa: I do.
 * Priest: If anyone objects..
 * Uncle Wyatt: I object because they plan to marry because she is pregnant!
 * (Everyone gasps)
 * Alyssa: Well, It's not true and it's a joke. And please throw him out.
 * Brenda: It was all a prank?
 * Alyssa: Uh-huh.
 * Brenda: Crap.
 * (Tony and Andrew carry Wyatt, then throws him, and groans and murmurs)
 * Priest: Sorry about that crazy guy incident and by the power vested in me by the state of Chicago, I know pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.
 * (Alex and Alyssa kiss)
 * (Alex and Alyssa run and crowds throw some flower petals)
 * (Alex and Alyssa goes into the car)
 * (Shows a sign on the back of the car, saying "Just Married" in the top and "To a Protestant Whore") on the bottom.

Who Wants Chowder scene
''[The vomiting stops for a bit, and the whole living room is covered in puke. Lois comes into the room with a cooking pot]''
 * Alex: Alright, you guys, I got eight crates of ipecac from Herbert, all on my tab. Now whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge. [Alex, Andrew, Tony, and Brendan drink the bottles] Okay, here we go. [pause] How's everybody doin'?
 * Andrew: Good. Good so far.
 * Tony: Alright, alright.
 * Brendan: Nothing yet.
 * Alex: Cool, cool. You know, I don't know if any of you guys have had that pie yet, but that's...that is some tasty stuff. That's from the bake sale that Lois—HULLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!
 * Tony: Ooh, one down, I know someone who won't be having an...BLEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
 * Brendan: I'm startin' to feel funny.
 * Andrew: Well, I feel fine, I guess I'm gonna...HUHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 * Brendan: Oh, boy! That means I win! I get to eat...HULEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 * Tony: LEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!!! Oh...Oh, God, why didn't anybody tell me—HULLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 * Alex: Oh, my God, my insides are on fir—LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!
 * Tony: No, please...no more...no more, ma....LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Brendan: Alex, I'm scared! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!
 * Andrew: Get the phone! Call nine-one-o—HULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH!!!
 * Alex: Alyssa! Alyssa, Alyssa, get in he...HULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!
 * Andrew: Okay. I think it's all gone. I think pthat...HULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!!!
 * Tony: I don't want it I don't want a not...HULLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!!
 * Andrew: Alex, I need you to hold my ears a...LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH!!!
 * Alex: LEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Andrew: BLEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 * Alyssa: Who wants chowder?
 * Alex, Brendan, Andrew and Tony: HUUULLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!!

Reception
First Class recieved mixed reviews. It holds a 98% "fresh" rating on Rotten Tomatoes.