The Adventures of Alice Sicily

"Once again! And this time pronounce correctly, my dear."

"Yes Madam. You're bold, Father William-"

Old! The correct verse would be You're old, Father Wiliam."

"Oh, Mother Andrea, may I go and play?"

"Alice you must learn this, or they will not let you recite it for the crowd! You know what? Go off, and know you will be humiliated in front of all respectable people in town."

"Thank you very much, Mother Andrea."