Calvin and the Colonel: Bears Attacks!/Quotes

Dialogue:

 * Colonel Montgomery J. Klaxon: Good evening!
 * Susan Culpepper: GOOD EVENING!
 * Colonel Montgomery J. Klaxon: What have you got, then!
 * Susan Culpepper: Well there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
 * Maggie Belle Klaxon: Have you got anything without spam in it?
 * Susan Culpepper: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got MUCH spam in it.
 * Maggie Belel Klaxon: I don't want ANY spam.
 * Colonel Montgomery J. Klaxon: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?
 * Maggie Belel Klaxon: That's got spam in it!
 * Colonel Montgomery J. Klaxon: Not as much as spam, egg, sausage and spam.
 * Maggie Belel Klaxon: Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage, without the marmalade spam.
 * Susan Culpepper: Uuuuuuggggh!
 * Maggie Belle Klaxon: What d'you mean, uugggh! I don't like marmalade spam.
 * Pirates: (singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ... spam, spam, spam, spam ... lovely spam, wonderful spam ...
 * Susan Culpepper: Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the marmalade spam.
 * Maggie Belle Klaxon: WHY NOY?!
 * Susan Culpepper: No, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, marmalade, spam and sausage, would it?
 * Maggie Belle Klaxon: I DON'T LIKE MARMALADE SPAM!
 * Colonel Montgomery J. Klaxon: Never mind honey, that's all into the best.