Snake's Codec Messages about Scott Pilgrim characters (Unleashed)

Scott Pilgrim
Snake: Who is that? Otacon: You don't know? That's Scott Pilgrim. Snake: Is it an unwritten rule that everyone here has to have a lame name? Otacon: I don't think you should be saying that so loud. Snake: Why? Otacon: I heard that he has a flaming sword that can turn people into coins with one blow. I also heard that he has a devastating 64-hit combo that can hurt you a lot, and really quickly, too. Snake: That's not very promising. Otacon: Well, don't be scared of him! He can probably sense fear!

Ramona Flowers
Snake: Whoa, that's some flashy hair. Mei Ling: I heard she colors her hair every week and a half. Snake: Really? That sounds fickle and impulsive. Mei Ling: Yes, but I wouldn't say that to her face. Ramona Flowers has some battle scars and she is very pretty to boot. Snake: Kind of like you, Mei Ling? Mei Ling: (giggles) I'm being hit on by Solid Snake again? Well, I also wouldn't hit her in front of Scott Pilgrim. As far as I know, they're dating. Snake: So now everyone that has a lame name is dating?

Gideon
Snake: What a geek. Colonel: Snake, you're in trouble now. Snake: How? Colonel: Some people think Gideon is just a record dealer, but he is a crafty swordsman as well. He is one of the Seven Deadly Exes of Ramona Flowers. Snake: No wonder she dumped him. He actually has a pretty interesting name. Colonel: Watch out for his pixel bullets and double swords. He killed the great Scott Pilgrim until he came back to life. Snake: Anything else? Colonel: I also heard that when Scott Pilgrim and Knives Chau doubled up on him, they barely beat him. He also takes a lot of time to defeat once you've got him. Snake: Whatever you say, Colonel.

(Knives coming soon)