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The Witch of the Plague is the fifth episode of HBO's original series, Grimwood.

Synopsis

Shia and Dean must save a girl who is accused of being a witch and being responsible of a deadly plague that is infecting the resident of Henwicj

Quotes Villager:Say it properly or maybe i should use your body as an apology.
 * Shia Grimwood: Excuse me.

Shia Grimwood:(mentally)This guy is really a pain in the ass.

Shia kneed the guy in the testicles, pulled out a baselard and stabbed the man in the shoulder and kicked him into the path of an incoming carriage which he then got trampled on. The rider of the horses who is leading the carriage didn't react because of the stomping of the horses muffled the cracks of bones and the screams of the man. Dean Reinhardt: You sound like as if it's different.
 * Shia Grimwood: Honestly, your way of life when it comes to the dead is frightening.

Shia Grimwood: It is. When we die, sometimes we were not put in the ground but we have a body burnt into ashes and place them inside a sealed urn so we don't have unnamed dead bodies littering the place.

Dean Reinhardt: You burn the bodies into ashes and place them inside a urn? Why the fucking hell do you do that?

Shia Grimwood: It's so other people who want to bury them have room. Besides it's a more efficient way to deal with rotting bodies.

Dean spits and keeps on walking.

Shia Grimwood:(mutters)It's peaceful... for now.

Transcript

Rose Broughton: Why did you employ me when my reputation is most dreadful?

Lord Broughton started to cry.

Lord Broughton: I employed you because you're my dear sweet child.

Rose throws herself at him in a sobbing fit.

Rose Broughton: Papa! Papa!

Dean Reinhardt: Shia?

Shia Grimwood: Yeah?

Dean Reinhardt: What's friend zoned?

Shia looks at him emotionless for 3 seconds before she burst out laughing. After 2 minutes, she calmed down.

Shia Grimwood: Friend zoned is when you have an interest either romantically or lustful to someone you know. But they only think of you as a friend, making any chance you want to have with them very impossible or in better terms, there is no way in hell that you and me will ever be in a bed together. Your amateur charm might work on other girls but no me.

Dean Reinhardt: Amateur?! I'll have you know i have had millions of women fall for me and were in my bed as well. You're missing out.

Shia Grimwood: Hmm, and how many of those women were whores?

Dean Reinhardt:(groans)Most of them.

Shia Grimwood: Exactly, you were paying them so of course they were in your bed.(pats Dean's cheek mockingly) Don't don't worry, you'll probably find a nice girl that can tolerate you.

Dean Reinhardt:(smirks)Who's the first?

Shia Grimwood: Me of course, but i'm your friend and friends have to tolerate each other all the time. It's in the friends hand book.

Dean Reinhardt:(seriously)There's a book about friends?

Shia looked at him with an amused look and burst out laughing and holding her sides.

Dean Reinhardt: Wait, did you make that up?

Shia Grimwood: It's a figure of speech. (laughs)

Dean rolls his eyes as he continues on but he couldn't help but lightly chuckle for falling for it.