Silly Songs with Kent™

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And now it's time for Silly Songs with Kent, the part of the show where Kent and his friends come out and sing a silly song.

1. Hello (Sung by Kent, ft. Doan and Utah)
(Scene shows Kent sitting in the Papa's Pastaria dining room)
 * (Singing)
 * Kent: Hello, it's Kent
 * Kent: I was wondering if after all these hours you'd like to answer
 * Kent: My call
 * Kent: So you can deliver my pasta
 * Kent: I ain't done much eating
 * (Speaking)
 * Kent: All I ate today is a slice of cake....
 * (Singing)
 * Kent: Hello, can you hear me?
 * Kent: I'm in the dining room trying to contact you
 * Kent: A few hours ago
 * Kent: I placed my order and you've never answered
 * Doan: There's such a distance between us....
 * Kent: And a million customers.......
 * Kent: HELLO FROM THE DINING ROOM!
 * Kent: I MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMES!
 * Kent: TO TELL YOU
 * Kent: I WANT MY PASTA!
 * (Speaking)
 * Doan: Geez... geez... okay. Utah, we've got a crazy customer in the building!
 * (Singing)
 * Kent: But when I call you
 * Kent: You always refuse
 * Kent: To give me my pasta
 * Kent: At least I can say that I've tried
 * Kent: To tell you you're being stupid
 * Kent: But it doesn't matter. You clearly really hate me
 * (Speaking)
 * Doan: Shut up.
 * (Singing)
 * Kent: Hello, how are you?
 * Kent: It's typical of you to not give me my pasta. Damn you
 * Kent: I hope that you get
 * Kent: Bad service at the Bakeria where you go 24/7
 * (Speaking)
 * Doan: No I don't !
 * Kent: Yes you do.... I work there!
 * (Singing)
 * Kent: And it's no secret that I'm
 * Kent: Getting p!$$ed off
 * Kent: HELLO FROM THE DINING ROOM!
 * Kent: I MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMES!
 * Kent: TO TELL YOU
 * Kent: I WANT MY PASTA!
 * (Speaking)
 * Utah: Here's your pasta, Kent. We're sorry for the delay.
 * Kent: You better be!

2. Hotline Bling (Sung by Chuck and Kent, ft. Hank, Whiff, Big Pauly and Steven)

 * (Singing)
 * Chuck: You used to call me on my-
 * Kent: You used to, you used to. Yeah!
 * Chuck: You used call me on my cell phone
 * Kent: Late night when you need pizza
 * Chuck & Kent: Call me on my cell phone!
 * Kent: Late night when you need pizza
 * Chuck: And I know when there's pizza here
 * Kent: That can only mean one thing
 * Chuck: Ever since I left Tastyville
 * Kent: You keep eating all the pizzas!
 * (Speaking)
 * (Camera spins around to reveal Hank, Whiff, Big Pauly & Steven)
 * Hank: Nope.... I like to get my morning breakfast at the Pancakeria...
 * Whiff: Pizzas are delicious, but I mostly go to the Bakeria, not the Pizzeria.....
 * Steven: No!
 * Big Pauly: (giggles)
 * Kent: (pokes Big Pauly with stick) Chuck, I think Pauly's been eating all of the pizzas....
 * (Singing)
 * Chuck: Everybody knows you feel left out
 * Kent: Mate you got Papa down, you got him stressed out
 * Chuck: 'Cause ever since I left Tastyville
 * Chuck, Kent, Hank, Whiff & Steven: You kept eating all the pizza!
 * Kent: Slices of pizza on your apartment floor
 * Chuck: Eating like we've never seen before
 * Kent: You used to call me on my cellphone
 * Kent: Late night when you need pizza
 * Chuck & Kent: Call me on my cell phone!
 * Kent: Late night when you need pizza
 * Chuck: And I know when there's pizza here
 * Kent: That can only mean one thing
 * Chuck: Ever since I left Tastyville
 * Kent: You keep eating all the pizzas!
 * Chuck: Ever since I left Tastyville you, you, you
 * Kent: Pauly, you and me we just don't get along
 * Kent: You make me feel like I did you wrong
 * Kent: Going places where you don't belong
 * Kent: Ever since I left Tastyville,
 * Kent: You, you got exactly what you asked for
 * Kent: Running out of pages in your passport
 * Kent: Hanging with some chefs I've never seen before
 * Chuck: You used to call me on my cellphone
 * Kent: Late night when you need pizza
 * Chuck & Kent: Call me on my cell phone!
 * Kent: Late night when you need pizza
 * Chuck: And I know when there's pizza here
 * Kent: That can only mean one thing

3. Closer (Sung by Kent and Whiff, ft. Perri)

 * Kent: Hey
 * Whiff: I was doing just fine before you ate me
 * Whiff: I run too much and that's an issue
 * Whiff: But I'm okay
 * Whiff: Hey
 * Kent: Tell that Doan it was nice to meet him
 * Kent: But I hope I never see him again
 * Whiff: I know it breaks your glass
 * Whiff: Got an axe and then I smashed it up
 * Kent: Why'd you do that?
 * Whiff: Now you're looking rekt in your kitchen
 * Whiff: And I can't stop
 * Whiff: No I can't stop
 * Kent: So Perri go and sit in the back seat of your Rover
 * Kent: Cause' I really can't stand you
 * Whiff: Get a tattoo on your arm
 * Kent: And then drink some of that beer
 * Whiff: That Kent threw up
 * Kent: When I was drunk one night
 * Whiff: He ain't ever getting drunk
 * Kent: I ain't ever getting drunk
 * Whiff & Kent: We ain't ever getting drunk!
 * Perri: You
 * Perri: Look as crap as the day I met you
 * Perri: I forgot just why I loved you
 * Perri: I was insane
 * Perri: Stay
 * Perri: And play the Romano's song
 * Perri: That we burnt the CD of, okay
 * Whiff: I know it breaks your glass
 * Whiff: Got an axe and then I smashed it up
 * Kent: Why'd you do that?
 * Whiff: Now you're looking rekt in your kitchen
 * Whiff: And I can't stop
 * Whiff: No I can't stop
 * Kent: So Perri go and sit in the back seat of your Rover
 * Kent: Cause' I really can't stand you
 * Whiff: Get a tattoo on your arm
 * Kent: And then drink some of that beer
 * Whiff: That Kent threw up
 * Kent: When I was drunk one night
 * Whiff: He ain't ever getting drunk
 * Kent: I ain't ever getting drunk
 * Whiff & Kent: We ain't ever getting drunk!
 * Kent: So Perri go and sit in the back seat of your Rover
 * Kent: Cause' I really can't stand you
 * Whiff: Get a tattoo on your arm
 * Kent: And then drink some of that beer
 * Whiff: That Kent threw up
 * Kent: When I was drunk one night
 * Whiff: He ain't ever getting drunk (no I ain't ever getting drunk)
 * Kent: I ain't ever getting drunk (no he ain't never getting drunk)
 * Whiff: He ain't ever getting drunk (no I ain't ever getting drunk)
 * Kent: I ain't ever getting drunk
 * Whiff & Kent: No we ain't ever getting drunk!

4. 24K Magic (Sung by Kent & Allan)

 * Kent: Tonight
 * Allan: We just want to get you pizza
 * Kent: Shred the cheese in the shredder
 * Allan: Let's cook this pizza damn right
 * Kent & Allan: Papa, put yo' pizzas up to the air
 * Allan: Whiff, what you trying to do?
 * Kent & Allan: 24 big fat pizzas in the oven
 * Kent: Crust to sauce, oh yeah!
 * Allan: Come on, it's pizza (it's pizza)
 * Allan: Pizza (pizza)
 * Kent: Guess who's back again?
 * Allan: It's Radley Madish (it da Radley)
 * Kent: It's Radley Madish (it da Radley)
 * Kent: I bet he sees as soon as he walks in
 * Allan: Cooking the drill (yeah)
 * Kent: On the grill (yeah)
 * Kent: My finest creation (yeah, yeah)
 * Allan: Don't bite it you might hurt ya'self
 * Kent: Known to make even Pauly hate food
 * Kent & Allan: Oh damn
 * Kent: Roy's a pizza chef with some cheese in his pocket (oh yeah)
 * Allan: So many customers around him and they ordering the special (oh yeah)
 * Kent: Why he mad, fix his shop it ain't my fault he need some milk (oh yeah)
 * Allan: Papa only, come on
 * Kent: Whiff, what you trying to do?
 * Kent & Allan: 24 big fat pizzas in the oven
 * Kent: Crust to sauce, oh yeah!
 * Kent: Second verse for the fat guys (fat guys) cool chefs (cool chefs)
 * Kent: Dumb guys and ya creepy damn friends (haha)
 * Kent: Can I get (c'mon) a nice pie (nice pie)
 * Kent: I gotta show them how I get in Club Kent
 * Kent: First, buy a ticket (ticket), and then lick it (lick it)
 * Kent: Spend your money like it ain't matter
 * Kent: We too cool
 * Kent: Gotta blame it on dem Vines
 * Kent: C'mon mate they ain't ready for me
 * Kent: Roy's a pizza chef with some cheese in his pocket (oh yeah)
 * Allan: So many customers around him and they ordering the special (oh yeah)
 * Kent: Why he mad, fix his shop it ain't my fault he need some milk (oh yeah)
 * Allan: Papa only, come on
 * Kent: Whiff, what you trying to do?
 * Kent & Allan: 24 big fat pizzas in the oven
 * Kent: Crust to sauce, oh yeah!
 * Kent: Whiff, what you trying to do?
 * Kent & Allan: 24 big fat pizzas in the oven
 * Kent: Crust to sauce, oh yeah!

5. We Don't Talk Anymore (Sung by Kent)

 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: But I hate chocolate
 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: Pizza is so cool!
 * Kent: Oh, I hate chocolate....
 * Kent: Oh hi there mate, my name is Kent
 * Kent: And I love to dab
 * Kent: I wish I would've known you were here
 * Kent: Cause even after all this time I still wonder
 * Kent: Why he need some milk
 * Kent: But I don't need milk, I need Coke
 * Kent: Don't wanna know
 * Kent: Why the chocolate's at the store
 * Kent: Where I go every day
 * Kent: In my Ferrari
 * Kent: It is stupid
 * Kent: If I became the president
 * Kent: I would ban all of you
 * Kent: From eating chocolate
 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: But I hate chocolate
 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: Pizza is so cool!
 * Kent: Oh, I hate chocolate....
 * Kent: I just hope you're not eating chocolate
 * Kent: On your brand new leather couch
 * Kent: That you got from IKEA
 * Kent: But somedays I think
 * Kent: That I should make some food
 * Kent: The last time I made it it was crap
 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: But I hate chocolate
 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: Pizza is so cool!
 * Kent: Oh, I hate chocolate....
 * Kent: Don't wanna know
 * Kent: Why the chocolate's at the store
 * Kent: Where I go every day
 * Kent: In my Ferrari
 * Kent: It is stupid
 * Kent: If I became the president
 * Kent: I would ban all of you
 * Kent: From eating chocolate
 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: But I hate chocolate
 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: Pizza is so cool!
 * Kent: Oh, I hate chocolate....
 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: But I hate chocolate
 * Kent: I don't hate pizza
 * Kent: Pizza is so cool!
 * Kent: Oh, I hate chocolate....

6. Starboy (Sung by Kent and Rudy)

 * Kent: Trying to get you a good pizza
 * Rudy: Bakeria cleaner than your shoes, ah
 * Kent: Breaking in the Sushiria
 * Rudy: Trying to find a good guitar
 * Kent: People vandalising my damn car
 * Rudy: What the heck, haha
 * Kent: Burning down that old bar
 * Rudy: But what happened to your car?
 * Kent: House so full, need another kid
 * Kent: Filling up that place, I just might skid
 * Kent: Cleaning the food off the gold table
 * Kent: But the new baby I have to cradle
 * Kent: I found out Elle was my sister
 * Kent: And secretly I really really missed her
 * Kent: But one day Perri was watching the X Factor
 * Kent: And then Whiff went and kissed her
 * Allan: Look what Whiff's done!
 * Kent: He's a big damn idiot
 * Allan: Look what Whiff's done!
 * Kent: He's a big damn idiot