Kung Fu Fighting (by Carl Douglas) (YouTube Puppet Version)

Cast

 * Dr. Clark Lewis (from fart1ize) as Carl Douglas

Lyrics
Dr. Clark Lewis: Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah

[Chorus:] Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting Those kids were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing

There were funky China men from funky Chinatown They were chopping them up They were chopping them down It's an ancient Chinese art And everybody knew their part From a feinting, to a slip And a kickin' from the hip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on We took the bow and made a stand Started swaying with the hand A sudden motion made me skip Now we're into a brand new trip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But they did it with expert timing

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-ha Keep on, keep on, keep on Sure enough

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those kids were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening Make sure you have expert timing Kung Fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning...