The Town Meeting

Mushu: [To Mulan as he hits the gong, Spoken] Town Meeting. Town Meeting tonight. [Repeeting] Get up, Mulan.

Mulan: [Spoken] Okey, Mushu. I'm coming. [Cartoon Run]

Mickey Mouse: [Spoken] Well, they're excited. They don't understand. A special kind of feelin' in Christmasland.

Li Shang: [In Frank West's voice, Spoken] Oh, well.

Audience: [All Talking At Once, Spoken] Mushu: [Spoken as he hits the gong] Listen, everyone.

Mickey Mouse: [Spoken] I wanna tell you all about... [Mamics Jack Sparrow] Christmas Town.

Jafar: [To Big Bad Wolf, Spoken] Hit it, Big Bad. [Big Bad Wolf Blows Like The Wind To Play The Song, Spoken]

Mushu: [Singing] There were objects so peculiar. [To Cri-Kee] They were not to be believed!

Oswald The Lucky Rabbit: [Singing] All around, things to tantalize my brain.

Audience: [Laughing]

Sora: [Singing] It's a world unlike anyting I've ever seen.

Mickey Mouse: [Singing] And as hard as I tried, I can't semm to describe like a most improbable dream.

Oswald The Lucky Rabbit: [Singing] But you must believe when I tell you this.

Captain Jack Sparrow: [Singing] It's as real as my skull and it DOES exist.

Minnie Mouse: [Spoken] Here, let me show you. [She pulls her dress to show everyone Minnie's Training Pants]

Audience: [Spoken] Ooh.

Quincy: [Spoken] I cannot believe it!

Mickey Mouse: [Singing] This is a thing called a present. The whole thing starts with a box.

Oswald The Lucky Rabbit: [In the background, Spoken] A box?

Barrel: [Spoken] Is it steel?

Lock: [Spoken] Are there locks?

Shock: [Spoken] Is it filled with a pox?

Shere Khun: [Spoken] A pox? How delightful. A pox.

Mickey Mouse: [Spoken] If you please.

Minnie Mouse: [Singing] Just a box with bright-colored paper, and a whole thing's topped with a bow. [Pulls bow]

Shenzi: [Spoken] A bow?

Scar: [In Gramps' From Cocoa Puffs Voice, Spoken] But, why?

Bunzie: [Spoken] How ugly.

Tigger and Pooh: [Spoken] What's in it? What's in it?

Mickey Mouse: [Spoken] That's the point of the thing.

Oswald The Lucky Rabbit: [Spoken] Not to know.

Eeyore: [Spoken] It's a bat.

June: [Spoken] Will it bend?

Oswald The Lucky Rabbit: [Points to Mickey Mouse, In A Man For The Rattatoie Trailer's voice Spoken] It's a rat.

Leo: [Spoken] Will it break?

Ariel: [Spoken] Prehaps it's the head that I found in the lake.

Mickey Mouse: [Spoken] Listen, now.

MCP: [Spoken] You don't understand.

Sark: [Singing] That's not the point of Christmasland.

Mushu: [Spoken] Now, pay attention.

Mickey Mouse: [Singing] We pick up an oversided sock and hang it like this on the wall.

Young Simba: [Spoken] Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?

Pumba: [Spoken] Let me see. Let me look.

Timon: [Spoken] Is it rotted and covered with gook?

Mickey Mouse: [Spoken] Um... Let me explain. [Singing] There's no foot inside. But there's candy.

Oswald The Lucky Rabibit: [Singing] Or sometimes it's filled with small toys.

Pain and Panic: [Spoken] Small toys?

Tod: [Spoken] Do they bite?

Young Simba: [Spoken] Do they snap?

Tod: [Spoken] Or explode in a sack?

Copper: [Spoken] Well, perhaps they just spring out, and scare girls and boys.

Rifiki: [Spoken] What a splendid idea. This Christmas sounds fun. I fully endorse it. [To Timoin] Let's try it at once.

Mickey Mouse: [Spoken, Angry, Shouts loudly] EVERYONE, PLEASE!

Oswald The Lucky Rabbit: [Spoken] Now, not so fast.

Sora: [Singing] There's something here that you don't quite grasp.

Leo: [Spoken] What do you think Mickey is making?

June: [Spoken] I don't know. But i can't wait to find out.

Annie: [Spoken] What could Mickey make this pink tape and the basket?

Quincy: [Spoken] I don't know.

Mickey Mouse: [Spoken, to the audience] Well, I may as well give them what they want.

Mushu: [Spoken] And the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last.

Mickey Mouse: [Spoken] For the ruler of this Christmasland.

Scar: [Spoken] Is a fearsome King with a deep mighty voice.

Mushu: [Spoken, To Cri-Kee] Least that's what I've come to understand, and I've slso heard it told.

Mickey Mouse: [Singing] That's he's something to behold [As he points his pants] like a lobster. HUGE and red.

Anthony, Greg, Murray, Jeff: [Singing] And sets out to slay with his rain gear on.

Mover Rich, Dave, Smitty, Scott: [Singing] Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms.

Iago: [Spoken] That's is, so I've heard it said

Knit Knot: [Singing] And on a dark cold night. Under full moonlight.

Zazu: [Singing] He flies into a fog, like a vulture in the sky.

Genie: [Mamics Freddy Krueger in his Costume, Singing] And they call him Sandy Claws. [Evil Laugh]

Audience: [Cheering]