Bear in the Big Blue House: Bear's Problems

Transcript

 * Narrator: You may know different kinds of bears from grizzly bears to polar bears. And you may even know a bunch of cartoon bears, like Yogi, Baloo, Care Bears, The Berenstain Bears, and Winnie the Pooh. But one bear is Playhouse Disney's favorite named Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House. Today, we get to see Bear's baddest day of all. Enjoy the show.
 * (The doorbell on Bear's door rings. Bear opens the door.)
 * Bear: Oh hi! It's so good to see you! Welcome to the Big Blue House! Come on in!
 * (Bear follows us into his big blue house. Just then, Bear smells something.)
 * Bear: Wait a minute. (sniffs) What's that smell? (sniffs) Hmm? (sniffs camera) (gasp) It's you! (sniff) Hey, you smell like you've been rolling around in beautiful smelling daffodils. I know that Ojo likes daffodils a lot. I am going to talk to Tutter upstairs about Pip and Pop's obsession for clams. Follow me.
 * (As Bear was walking up the stairs, he loses his balance and stumbles over.)
 * Bear: Woah! Gyaaaaaaah! (falls) (grunts as he gets up) That really hurt. (takes breath) Okay. I'll try again.
 * (Bear finally walks all the way up the stairs into the bedroom. Tutter crawls out from under the blanket.)
 * Tutter: Oh! Hi, Bear. What do you want to tell me?
 * Bear: Tutter, why do Pip and Pop like clams a lot?
 * Tutter: Gee, I forgot, Bear. Maybe Pip and Pop know. (loudly) PIP! POP! COME UP HERE!
 * Bear: (sounding annoyed) Thank you, Tutter.
 * Pip and Pop: You rang, Tutter?
 * Tutter: Bear wants to know why you like clams a whole, whole, whole, WHOLE lot.
 * Pip: Duuuh! We are otters!
 * Pop: Yeah, we were born to like clams.
 * Pip: Like a cat was born to drink milk from a tin.
 * Bear: Gee, that's nice. (ears perk up)
 * (Bear, Pip, Pop, and Tutter turn around when they heard a noise from the bathroom.)
 * Bear: Pip, Pop, you enjoy your clams. I'll check what's going on in the bathroom.
 * Treelo: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Yipee!
 * Bear: Gee. Treelo is having fun in there.
 * (As Bear is about to open the door, Treelo runs out and blocks the door.)
 * Bear: Treelo, what are you doing?
 * Treelo: Oh, (laughs) nothing.
 * Bear: That didn't sound like nothing in there. (spots bit of toilet paper sticking out of door) What's that?
 * Treelo: OH! (pushes toilet paper back in bathroom with foot) Bear must've been seeing things.
 * Bear: (suspicious) Uh-huh. (pushes Treelo out of way)
 * (Bear opens the bathroom door. He gasps because toilet paper was strewn all over the bathroom.)
 * Bear: (angrily) TREELO!!!
 * Treelo: B-B-B-Bear?!?
 * Bear: (sternly) Did you do this?
 * Treelo: (nervously stammering) Um... um... um... um... Yes.
 * Bear: (picks up and shakes Treelo angrily) THAT BATHROOM COST A STUPID $1,000! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
 * Treelo: Bear! Treelo bored!
 * Bear: Be quiet! (throws Treelo away) (slips on toilet paper) (growls angrily) This is dumb. I paid a good thousand dollars and this had to happen. (sigh) Ah well. I need to explain to the viewers the topic of the day. (comes downstairs) Hmm... let's see. I need to know what topic has to do with bad stuff happening to me. Hmm... falling downstairs.... finding strewn toilet paper in bathroom....
 * (Bear keeps thinking for one whole hour and six minutes. Bear was sitting on the couch still thinking.)
 * Bear: Let me see, this probably had something to do with my day... (snaps) OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! (scratches carpet) I CAN'T THINK OF THE TOPIC! RAAARGH! (punches big hole through wall) (eats cushion) (pounds the stairs) (rolls around in ball in kitchen) AAAAAAAH! (sobbing)
 * Pip: What's wrong with you, Bear?
 * Pop: Yeah, what?
 * Bear: You know that every show has to have a topic like Shapes and Music? Well I'm trying to think of a topic for today and I JUST CAN'T THINK OF IT! (bangs head on fridge)
 * Pip: Well, I know that today's topic is Trouble since you have problems today.
 * Bear: Oh thank you Pip and Pop! (hugs them too hard) (puts Pip and Pop down)
 * Pop: You're welcome, Bear. And now it's time to visit our chiropractor.