South Park (live-action film)/Transcript

This is the transcript for South Park.

Transcript
(we start with the logos of two things distributing the film. First is Swag Industries parodying the Columbia Pictures logo but with the statue of Liberty. Second is Bellevue East parodying Paramount Pictures logo. Then we start the film with Eric Cartman, 17 years old, walking to the bus stop and meeting his friends Kyle Brofvloski (16 years old), Stan Marsh (17 years old), and Kenny McCormick (19 years old))
 * Cartman: (waving) "Hey guys."
 * The Boys (except Cartman): (waving back) "Hey dude."