Pire

A pire is a social omnivorous species of shrew native throughout Eurasia and North America. The shrew is found living with other pires in large colonies in a manner similar to ants, termites, and naked mole rats. It is named after the human pirates for its behavior, stealing baby or toddlers of other shrew species, most notably, keenshrews, keeping these other shrew species as slaves for making more holes for other pires to live in and/or forcing non-pire shrews to find fruits/vegetables, and raised to give pires milk and/or even killing other non-pire shrews for meat. The pires are naturally found in rainforests, swamps, forests, grasslands, and even scrublands, but is also able to adapt to life in the cities and suburbs, where they are viewed as pests, not due to diseases or viruses (since pires don't carry them and are safe to touch and eat raw), but due to stealing food, either by themselves or by using slave shrews (that aren't pires). The conservation efforts of pires is Least Concern as they reproduce faster and more frequently than rats, making pires among the most reproductive of any living mammal, allowing them to adapt fast enough for them to flourish in human settlements.