SpongeBob SquarePants: SpongeBob Ruins Earth Day (transcript)


 * (The Bikini Bottomites are seen recycling on the streets.)
 * Perch Perkins: Hi, Perch Perkins here reporting live on the streets of Bikini Bottom. Tomorrow is Earth Day and everyone here is busy recycling paper, (Archie recycles a newspaper) plastic, (Nancy Suzy Fish recycles a plastic bottle) glass, (Harold recycles a jar) and tin. (Nat Peterson recycles a tin can) Yes, everyone is happy about recycling. I'm Perch Perkins and I like recycling too!
 * (The camera zooms into SpongeBob's house. Cuts to a pile of crumpled paper. Gary carries it with his shell. He puts the crumpled paper in the recycling bin that SpongeBob was holding.)
 * SpongeBob: Good boy, Gary! Now let's recycle those empty cans over there!
 * (Cuts to a pile of tin cans. Gary brings them over to SpongeBob and puts it in the recycling bin.)
 * SpongeBob: That's a good boy, Gary!
 * (Cuts to Squidward with a vacuum-like machine. The machine sucks up the recycling on his lawn. It blows out the recycling into the recycling bin.)
 * Squidward: Ah. This recycling is easy when you've got one of these.
 * (Cuts to Patrick in his rock. Patrick is finishing a carton of Kelp Milk.)
 * Patrick: Ahh, that was good Kelp Milk! (gets out of his rock) Time to recycle it!
 * (Patrick throws the carton in his recycling bin and goes back inside. The camera zooms out, revealing that the pile of recyling in the bin is huge. SpongeBob is walking outside carrying his recycling bin outside whistling.)
 * SpongeBob: (breathes in air) Ahhh! I love Earth Day!
 * (SpongeBob gasps when he sees the huge pile in Patrick's recycling bin. He runs over to his rock and knocks on it.)
 * SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick!
 * (Patrick's rock opens.)
 * Patrick: You rang?
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, you can't put too much of your recycling in the recycling bin! You have to take it to the recycling center!
 * Patrick: Oh.
 * SpongeBob: (picks up a phone) (to manager of the recycling center) Hello. Take Patrick's recycling to your recycling center. Yes, your recycling center! Bye!
 * (A recycling truck appears. A grabber comes out of the truck, picks up the recycling and puts it in the truck. The truck drives off.)