Chris Gets an Anal Probe

Peter Gets an Anal Probe is the first episode of the adult American animated sitcom series Family Guy. It first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on August 13, 1997. The episode introduces the Griffin family members Peter, Lois, Chris and Meg, who attempt to rescue their dog, Santa's Little Helper, from being kidnapped by aliens.

Plot
As Peter, Lois, Chris and Meg prepare to go out of their home for vacation, the family dog, Santa's Little Helper, tries to follow them. Peter tells Santa's Little Helper he cannot come with them. Chris tells the family about a dream he had the previous night about being abducted by aliens. The others try to convince him the events did happen and that the aliens are called "visitors", but Chris refuses to believe them. Chef, one of the family's neighbor, pulls up in his car and asks if the Griffins saw the alien spaceship the previous evening, inadvertently confirming Chris' "dream", and relays stories of alien anal probes (which throughout the episode Chris denies he experienced). After Chef leaves, the family finally drives away from Spooner Street, but watch as Santa's Little Helper is abducted. Kyle spends the rest of the episode attempting to rescue him.

At school, Chris begins farting fire, and Lois unsuccessfully tries to convince her boss, Mr. Garrison, to excuse her from work to find her dog. When Chef learns that the Griffins' dog was abducted and sees a machine emerge from Chris' anus, he helps Chris and Meg escape from school by pulling the fire alarm. Once outside, Chris reiterates that his abduction was only a dream, when suddenly he is hit by a beam, causing him to begin singing and dancing to I Love to Singa. Soon afterward, a spaceship appears. Peter throws a stone and the spaceship fires back, propelling Meg into the road. As she gets back up, she is trampled over by a herd of cows, but survives. A police car then runs Meg over and kills her.

Peter and Lois meet Wendy at Stark's Pond, where she suggests using the machine lodged inside Chris to contact the visitors. To lure them back, the children tie Chris to a tree and, the next time he farts, a massive satellite dish emerges from his anus. The alien spaceship arrives and Santa's Little Helper jumps to safety. In the meantime, the visitors communicate with the cows in the area, having found them to be the most intelligent species on the planet. Chris is again abducted by the aliens and returns home the following day with pinkeye.

Cast

 * Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin
 * Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin
 * Seth Green as Chris Griffin
 * Lacey Chambert as Meg Griffin
 * Isaac Hayes as Jerome "Chef" McElroy
 * Trey Parker as Mr. Herbert Garrison
 * Frank Welker as Santa's Little Helper (vocal effects)

Source

 * 1