The Six Doctors

Synopsis
The Doctor and her previous regenerative versions are abducted to an isolated area of his home planet as part of a renegade timelord's scheme.

Transcript

 * (This episode begins on an alien planet, a tall, dark tower rises from a desolate landscape. A susurration of voices fills the empty, torch-lit corridors. Meanwhile, on another planet, Turlough settles down by a ruin to sketch the peaceful rural landscape. Welcome to Plas Brondanw, Gwynedd)
 * (At Tardis)
 * (The Doctor runs a cloth over her shiny new console, all gleaming metal and sharp corners with inset control panels. Zim's Gang and Nate's Gang enters from the interior.)
 * Ashley: Finished?
 * The Doctor: Yes. Looks rather splendid, doesn't it?
 * Bill (Doctor Who): But will the Tardis work properly?
 * The Doctor: Of course, once everything's run in.
 * Zim: Didn't you repair anything?
 * The Doctor: Well, the Tardis is more than a machine, Zim. It's like a person. It needs coaxing, persuading, encouraging.
 * Nate: You mean it's just as unreliable.
 * The Doctor: You have little faith, Nate.
 * (The Doctor pulls the door lever, and they fail to open.)
 * Zack: Do you blame us?
 * The Doctor: Nope.
 * (A well aimed thump opens the doors.)
 * (At Eye of Orion)
 * (The Tardis is parked inside the ruins. Zim's Gang and Nate's Gang goes out through an archway)
 * Zack: It's marvelous here. I feel so calm and relaxed.
 * The Doctor: It's the high bombardment of positive ions.
 * Sylvia: It's like Earth after a thunderstorm.
 * The Doctor: Same cause and reason.
 * Vinny: It's beautiful.
 * The Doctor: For some, the Eye of Orion is the most tranquil place in the universe.
 * Zak: Can't we stay here?
 * The Doctor: Why not? For a while. We could do with a rest.
 * (Somewhere, The Empire turns a ball control by an illuminated pentagon with a model of the tower in the middle. An image of the Dark Tower appears on a screen, then we go to an enclosed garden where the War Doctor is taking a stroll. Suddenly he sees a conical object coming at him from the sky. The elderly gentleman tries to run, but it quickly sweeps him up. The gloved hand picks up a model of him and places it on one segment of the pentagon. The Thirteenth Doctor clutches his chest in sudden pain.)
 * The Doctor: Ah!
 * Stewie: Are you all right?
 * The Doctor: Just a twinge of cosmic angst.
 * Brian: Cosmic?
 * The Doctor: As if I'd lost something.
 * (At Powell Estate)
 * (We see 9th Doctor, Mickey Smith, Jackie Tyler and Rose Tyler outside)
 * Mickey Smith: Yes. Yeti, Cybermen. We've seen some times, Doctor.
 * 9th Doctor: And Omega. Don't forget Omega.
 * Mickey Smith: As if I could!
 * 9th Doctor: I really shouldn't be here at all. I'm not exactly breaking the laws of time, but I am bending them a little.
 * Rose Tyler: You never did bother much about rules, as I remember. What's the matter?
 * (The conical object is heading their way.)
 * Rose Tyler: What is it?
 * 9th Doctor: Rose, I think our past is catching up on us. Or maybe it's our future. Come on, run!
 * (They run for the trees.)
 * Jackie Tyler: Doctor, I'm too old for his sort of thing.
 * 9th Doctor: Where's it gone? We must get back to the Tardis before it's too late. Run!
 * (But the cone gets 9th Doctor, Mickey Smith, Jackie Tyler and Rose Tyler. The Empire places four figures in another section of the pentagon.)