Newbie Song

Somebody once told me the MK Wiki is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the users list

He was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb

In the shape of an "L" on his forehead

Well, the newbies start coming and they don't stop coming

Fed to the strangeness and They hit the ground running

Didn't make sense not to come for fun

Your brain gets confused but your head gets uncomfortable

So much to do, so much to see

So what's wrong with taking the MK Wiki?

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't act

[Chorus:]

Hey, now, you're an MK Wiki user get your game on, go join

Hey, now, you're a MK Wiki user get the chat on get respected

And all that favoritism is gold

Only authority stars break the norm

It's a strange place and they say it gets stranger

You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get join

But the MK Wiki users beg to differ

Judging by the hole in the whole wiki

The chat we chat is getting pretty strange

The users's are getting insane so you might as well leave

My experience is on fire. How about yours?

That's the way I like it and I'll never get bother to talk.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could if why i'm a fag?

I need to get myself away from this place

I said yep, what a concept

I could use a little leaving myself

And we could all use a little change

Well, the newbies start coming and they don't stop coming

Fed to the weird and They hit the ground running

Didn't make sense not to come for fun

Your brain gets confused but your head gets uncomfortable

So much to run so much to leave

So what's wrong with taking the MK Wiki

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't act.

[Chorus]

And all that favoritism is gold

Only authority star break the norm