Nintendo Survivor (ParaGoomba348) Roleplay

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Episode 1. Never doin' this again... (Part 1)
Tabuu: Welcome to Nintendo Survivor, a game show involving 64 striving contestants, action, humor, romance, one winner, and me. We have 64 people coming to you today, the ones with the best audition videos made it in, so apologies to those who almost made it in but didn't quite make it. Here comes our first contestant, Mario!

Mario: It's a-me, Mario! I'm-a happy to be-a here!

Tabuu: That's great, Mario. Go stand over there.


 * Mario stood over at the dock*

Tabuu: Our next camper is Donkey Kong!

Donkey Kong: It's really cool to be here, you know.

Tabuu: Nice positive attitude, DK! (Under his breath) He's gonna need it. (Normal) Go stand right there, Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong: Okay. *Donkey Kong stood right next to Mario*

Tabuu: Campers 3-5 are Kirby, Meta Knight, and King Dedede!

Kirby: It's so awesome to be here! They have food, fun, and lots o' stuff!

Meta Knight: It is an honor being here, Tabuu.

Tabuu: Thank you.

King Dedede: Go Team King Dedede!

Meta Knight: I'm not on Team King Dedede.

Kirby: Why not?

Meta Knight: I don't want to.

King Dedede: Shut up and do your work.

Meta Knight: Not with you in charge!

Mario: Calm down, all of you!

Kirby: They need to.

Tabuu: Okay, Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede, all of you go stand over there.


 * Kirby, Meta Knight, and King Dedede stood next to Mario and Donkey Kong*

Tabuu: Contestants 6 and 7 are Count Bleck and Dimentio!

Count Bleck: Okay, Dimentio. Remember, if I don't win, you HAVE to win or else you face strict punishment.

Dimentio: Like what?

Count Bleck: Like not flirting with Mimi. You know she doesn't like you, right?

Dimentio: Who cares? She's a pretty girl.

Count Bleck: Ah, Dimentio, what an odd jester you are.

Tabuu: Bleck, Dimentio, go stand there.


 * Count Bleck and Dimentio stood next to Mario, Donkey Kong, Kirby, Meta Knight, and King Dedede*

Tabuu: Camper number 8 is Princess Peach!

Peach: Hello, Mario!


 * Mario took off his hat*

Mario: Hello, Princess! *Mario knelt down and kissed Peach's hand*

Peach: *Giggle* I'm glad to see you, Mario.

Tabuu: Okay, Peach, go stand there.


 * Peach stood next to Mario, Donkey Kong, Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede, Count Bleck, and Dimentio*

Peach: Count Bleck and Dimentio?! What are you guys doing here?! Why are you here?!

Count Bleck: Why not?

Dimentio: He told me to come along with him.

Count Bleck: Ssh!

Tabuu: Camper 9 is Fox McCloud!

Fox: Hey guys. Nice day, isn't it?


 * Fox looks around*

Fox: Hey! This isn't a summer camp! This is a mess!

Tabuu: I know. I lied in the brochure.

Fox: This is awful!

Tabuu: Go stand there.


 * Fox stood next to Mario, Donkey Kong, Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede, Count Bleck, Dimentio, and Peach angrily*

Donkey Kong: You know, Fox. You don't have to act like this.

Fox: *sigh* Fine.

Tabuu: Campers 10-17 are The Squeak Squad:  Daroach, Spinni, Storo, Doc, Squeaker Red, Squeaker Blue, Squeaker Yellow, and Squeaker Green!

Daroach: Everyone remember your goal?

Spinni: To hone our skills?

Storo: To pound Kirby?

Doc: To increase our intellect?

Squeaker Red: To have a good time?

Squeaker Yellow: To pull pranks?

Squeaker Green: To throw bombs?

Squeaker Blue: To throw BIGGER bombs?

Daroach: Wrong, all of you. The correct answer was, to win!

Spinni: Oh.

Storo: Me not understand.

Doc: I get it. But it will increase our intellect.

Squeaker Red: No!

Squeaker Yellow: I was wrong!

Squeaker Green: Punishment time!

Squeaker Blue: Let's just  go to our rooms.


 * The Squeakers began to break down and cry*

Daroach: ...*sigh* You WILL have punishments if you act like this.

Tabuu: You eight, go stand next to everyone else.


 * The Squeak Squad stood next to Mario, Donkey Kong, Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede, Count Bleck, Dimentio, Peach, and Fox*

Tabuu: Camper number 18 is Mimi!

Dimentio: Mimi's here?! You never told me, Count!

Count Bleck: I didn't want any flirtatious fighting on the way here, so I brought Mimi separate.

Dimentio: Is O'Chunks here?

Count Bleck: ...No, I didn't want PAINFUL fighting.

Mimi: Hi Count Bleck! Hi Dimentio! *Sexy voice* Hi Count Bleck! *lowers eyes*

Dimentio: You said Count Bleck twice.

Mimi: I LIKE Count Bleck!

Count Bleck: ...Okay.

Dimentio: Ever thought of liking me?

Mimi: NEVER!! I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT!!!! WHY?

Dimentio: I thought we could-

Mimi: FORGET IT!!!

Tabuu: To avoid fights, Mimi, stand over there.


 * Mimi stood next to Mario, Donkey Kong, Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede, Count Bleck, Dimentio, Peach, Fox, Daroach, Spinni, Storo, Doc, Squeaker Red, Squeaker Blue, Squeaker Green, and Squeaker Yellow*

Tabuu: Campers 19-22 are Ness, Paula Polestar, Jeff Andonuts, and Prince Poo, or the Chosen Four!

Ness: We're... we're here, aren't we?

Jeff: Are you stupid?

Paula: Jeff, he's not stupid. He's just excited about being here.

Poo: *sniffs air* This doesn't smell like a place I'd be excited about going to...

Ness: I'm glad about competing with everyone else! I KNOW this place is a piece of junk!

Paula: No need to blow up, Ness...

Tabuu: Okay, you four, go stand next to everyone else.


 * The Chosen Four stood next to Mario, Donkey Kong, Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede, Count Bleck, Dimentio, Peach, Fox, Daroach, Spinni, Storo, Doc, Squeaker Red, Squeaker Blue, Squeaker Green, Squeaker Yellow, and Mimi*

Tabuu: Okay, now campers number 23-25 are Falco Lombardi, Peppy Hare, and Krystal!

Falco: I'm glad being here. Hey Fox! Don't be chicken, gimme a hug, bro!

Fox: Okay. *Fox gave Falco a big bear-hug*

Peppy: DO A BARREL ROLL!

Krystal: Peppy, do you ever stop?

Peppy: DO A BARREL ROLL!

Krystal: STOP ALREADY!

Peppy: DO A BARREL ROLL!

Tabuu: Okay, stand next to everyone else.


 * Falco, Peppy, and Krystal stood next to Mario, Donkey Kong, Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede, Count Bleck, Dimentio, Peach, Fox, Daroach, Spinni, Storo, Doc, Squeaker Red, Squeaker Blue, Squeaker Green, Squeaker Yellow, Mimi, Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo*

Tabuu: Captain Falcon is camper 26!

Captain Falcon: Show me your moves! I'm a speed racer, fast and furious, through the fire and the flames I carry on!

Tabuu: Cool. Why don't you stand next to everyone else?


 * Captain Falcon stood next to everyone else*

Tabuu: Campers 27-29 are Luigi, Yoshi, and Wario!

Luigi: Luigi time!

Yoshi: I love fruit!

Wario: Wa-ha! Wario will win!

Captain Falcon: Not if I win first.

Count Bleck: Or me.

Dimentio: Or me.

Tabuu: Okay, settle down guys.

Luigi: Mario!

Mario: Luigi! Yoshi! Wario!


 * Luigi, Yoshi, and Wario stood next to everyone else*

(More coming soon)