He eats

 The Legend of He eats 

He eats was born from the combined elements of salt, unbalence and wealth. The legend tells of the great He eats defeating many foes.

First name: Unknown

Second name: Unknown

Nickname: He eats

Age: Unknown

 Legends 

Legend of Yokaradye

One of the main story's of He eats originates in medieval Japan. He met with the Samurai Yokaradye and assassinated japanese clan leaders. However, He eats and yokaradye were defeated. In a bid to stop weebery for the last time, they converted themselves into 2 different nukes, and launches themselves onto 2 mainland cities of Japan. This effort failed, but He eats was rebuilt from the rubble and lives to this day.

The next famous legend of He eats was his victory over Bermuda, The Terrible lord of EDGE. After a hard and grueling battle, He eats saved the minorities he enslaved and defeated the Lord of edgyness by using E-girls to bait him out of hiding.