LMBW the TV Show Episode 29: All That and a Bag of Chips, Bro!

Brick, Cake, Liam, Han, Rep, Mad, Chi, and Cays were all hanging out at Brick's house in 1995. Brick, Cake, and Liam were watching football and drinking a beer, when Mad walked up and asked why Brick didn't have to drag his "Gestapo" down to some gang's hood "dressed up" like a cop and "protect" the people of the Internet. Brick asked why Mad wasn't paying up if he wanted such service. Many an "Oh snap!" or "He got ya there!" or "Kill em, Brick!" came from the mouths of the other people at Brick's house. Mad shut up. Just then, Brick got a call about a group of hipsters downtown driving a green Mini Cooper.

Liam: Hipsters are illegal?

Brick: When God created hipsters, He was scraping the bottom of the human barrel. Hipsters are the essence of terror and evil.

Liam: Whatever, dude.

Brick gave Han a kiss and all the guys all got into the van. There were no seats in the back, so Mad, Rep, and Liam had to either sit down on the wheel well or hang onto Brick's or Cake's seats. Brick drove around for a while looking for the hipsters. Suddenly, Brick saw a green Mini going the other direction, blaring Foster the People from the radio.

Brick: That's them, alright.

Mad: How do you know it's not some other group of people driving a Cooper?

Brick: Cause only hipsters wear lensless 3D movie glasses, drive Mini Coopers, and listen to Pumped Up Kicks.

Brick immediately turned on his siren and light and turned the van around in a very sloppy and sharp U-turn to chase the hipsters. Everyone who was in the back of the van fell back onto each other. The van backfired twice and the hipsters pulled over, fearing they had guns and they were warning shots. Rep told Brick he should get that fixed, and Brick said to him that it's bound to happen when you're eratically driving a 50 year old van. Brick got out and slowly walked to the car.

Brick: You know why I stopped you?

Hipster: Was I speeding?

Brick: In this thing? Yeah, right. I puleld you over because you're a hipster.

Hipster: Excuse me?

Brick: Outta the car, asshole!

Brick dragged the hipster out the window. The other guys got the rest of them.

That's it for them, guys. Good work. They all got back in the van and drove away, leaving the hipsters to be picked up by some more MCP vehicles.