The Lives of the Unfortunate Towers/Quotes

Charlie McClain: (screams)YOU BASTARD! (shakes his fist at Benny) Max Grover: (screams)JESUS RUN
 * Denise Raskin: (yells)OH MY GOD,HE KILLED KENNY!
 * Theo Grover:Oh my God!WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

Sandy Raskin:(shouted)CRAP!

Max Grover:Women and children last!

Sandy and Theo ran out of the door while Max jumps out of a window

Duncan McBride:Heheh, what are you leaving so soon already? That's fucking hilarious!

Theo Grover: RUN RUN RUN! I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T DIE!

James McBride:Did you guys win?

Sandy Raskin:Yeah James we won, this is our victory lap!

Duncan continues to laugh derisively

Duncan McBride:You're killing me here! Haha ha! (coughs) Duncan McBride:What, i'm paralyzed from the waist down and you expect me to crawl my way there? Carry me, you dumb bitch! Charlie McClain: You know what they say, a good person is a dead person.
 * Alice Raskin: Wait ,aren't you coming?
 * Judy Judge:Why would someone a good man like him?!

Richard Beans:Nobody says that.

Charlie McClain:And nobody says that you could be a smart ass.