Elmo the King (from Basil Hears a Noise) (YouTube Puppet Version)

Cast

 * Boley (from Fuzzaboom) as Basil
 * Slimey the Salamander (from Theboxofme) as Elmo
 * Ronald Bee (from Theboxofme) as Tailor
 * Shawn the Saxophonist (from fart1ize) as Trumpeter
 * Caveman and Preston the Pig (from fart1ize) as Two-Headed Monster
 * The Bug Quartet (from Theboxofme) as Honkers
 * Zeppo, Lockjaw, Byte, Rebar, Shovel and Leeway (from ZeppoThePuppetMan) as Anything Muppets
 * Gremlins (from fart1ize) as Sheep
 * Bang and Bump (from The Bang and Bump Show) as Chip and Dip
 * Green Monster and Purple Monster (from kermit3001) as AM Monsters
 * Vince the Wolf (from The Gluvets) as Wolf
 * Morty Crow (from fart1ize), Dimitri Robin (from Theboxofme) and Kiwi Bird (from Theboxofme) as Birds
 * Woofred (from Theboxofme) as Dog
 * Bjorn the Bear (from fart1ize) as Bear
 * Sam the Ham (from Sam the Ham), Pigwood (from Sam the Ham) and Horatio the Pig (from Theboxofme) as Pigs
 * The Beaver (from kermit3001) as Fred the Wonder Horse
 * Sassy Cat (from fart1ize) as Cow
 * Norman the Newt (from fart1ize) as Turtle

Lyrics
Slimey the Salamander: Wait, wait. Yoo-hoo. Pardon me. Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo. Excuse me. Will everybody be quiet? King Slimey hears a noise.

Eli Hatchington: Well, thank goodness, it's only a little shepherd.

Slimey the Salamander: Oh, shepherd not very scary. Hey, hey, hey. Shepherd even look brave.

Boley: Wait. But excuse me, but where are we and who are you?

Slimey the Salamander: Ahem. We are the creatures of the forest.

Ronald Bee: Yeah, and are we ever glad to see you.

Boley: You are?

Milo: Strange things have been happening.

Eli Hatchington: Yes, someone keeps playing tricks on us.

Boley: Tricks? What kind of tricks?

Eli Hatchington: Hey, Slimey. You just tell him what happened.

Slimey the Salamander: Okay. Ahem. Oh, Slimey's my name and Slimey the King and the kingdom should be a magnificent thing Slimey has splendid gown and a mace I'll fill it with elegance, style and grace But also today, Slimey wearing a frown as King Slimey slept, Last night someone crept into Slimey's chambers and sat on the crown.

Everyone: As King Slimey slept, last night someone crept, into Slimey's chambers and sat on the crown.

Ronald Bee: Good day. I'm the tailor and I make the clothes. And not long ago, some bad trouble arose. Oh, I've been making trousers for all the townsfolk. When somebody sewed up the legs for a joke. But it isn't funny. It makes me see red. For to my dismay, they just fit one way. And how would you like to wear pants on your head?

Everyone: For to his dismay, they just fit one way, and how would you like to wear pants on your head?

Shawn the Saxophonist: Oh, I'm Shawn the Saxophonist. Music's my thing. I'll blow this and people make way for the king. It's a very good job if you're musically fit being King Slimey's accompaniment. But now what I do makes me sad and forlorn because just yesterday when I was away. Somebody did something bad to my horn.

Everyone: Because just yesterday when he was away, somebody did something bad to his horn.

Slimey the Salamander: Oh, there used to be laughter and happiness here. But now in the kingdom, our specialties fear. It's just that we never know what to expect.

Bang and Bump : If you call us scaredy monsters, you'll be correct.

Slimey the Salamander: If you think we like this, you're as wrong as can be, Things very tough, And if that's not enough, This morning, this paper was pinned to that tree.

Everyone: Things very tough, and if that's not enough, this morning, this paper was pinned to that tree.

Eli Hatchington: Some helpful tips for planning your move.

Ronald Bee: And on top of all this, our bravest knight, Sir Lyle, is nowhere to be found.

Boley: But that isn't very nice of someone to play tricks on you. What are you going to do?

Slimey the Salamander: Well, Madame Signifier can you answer you any question. Hilda can tell us who's playing tricks. Oh, someone has to go to the Madame Signifier.

Boley: But who?

Slimey the Salamander: Oh yeah. That's right.

(everyone laughing)

Boley: Oh, now just a minute. I'm just a good-hearted little shepherd, not a brave-hearted little shepherd. Sorry.

Slimey the Salamander: Oh, no. Here we go again.

Ronald Bee: Hey. I know. I can give you a disguise. Yes. I can disguise you as a wandering minstrel, a musician. Yeah, here. There. Now that will keep you safe.

Boley: But why would that keep me safe?

Ronald Bee: Well, the only other outfit I have is for a rat catcher.

Boley: Oh, well, I sure don't wanna be a rat catcher.

Slimey the Salamander: Oh, well, good luck then.

Everyone: Goodbye, good luck, goodbye. Goodbye.

Slimey the Salamander: Good luck finding Madame Signifier.