Silly Songs with Bob: Endangered Love

Silly Songs with Bob: Endangered Love is the Silly Song from BFFTales: King Bob and the Ducky and is sung by Bob the Cucumber.

Lyrics
Pooh: Buccaneer Shrek, the lever!

Number 10! Endangered Love

Narrator: We join Bob as he follows the tragic saga of Soyen Chen in the day time drama, Endangered Love.

Bob: Soyen Chen.

Backup Singers: Chen, Chen.

Bob: You are the one for me.

Backup Singers: One for me, one for me.

Bob: Sent from up above.

Backup Singers: Up above, up above.

Bob: You are the one I love.

Backup Singers: Soyen Chen, oh Soyen Chen.

Dexter: Please don't worry Soyen Chen. You're a nice schoolgirl. You've been so good to me. But I must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all, and you can't come because you don't speak French. Au revoir!

Soyen Chen: But if you leave, Dexter. Who will take me to the ball? Who's going to take me to the ball, Dexter? I have a new dress and shoes, and original lipstick! Who will take me to the ball?

Bob: (Jumps off couch) I'll take you to the ball, Soyen Chen!

Soyen Chen: Please don't go.

Dexter: I must.

Soyen Chen: Don't go.

Dexter: I must.

Soyen Chen: Don't.

Dexter: Must!

Soyen Chen: Don't, don't!

Dexter: Must, must!

Bob: Soyen Chen.

Backup Singers: Chen, Chen.

Bob: You are the one for me.

Backup Singers: One for me, one for me.

Bob: Sent from up above.

Backup Singers: Schoolgirl from heaven.

Bob: You are the one I love.

(Bob dances the tango with his stuffed Soyen Chen)

Bob: Soyen Chen.

Backup Singers: Chen, Chen.

Bob: I'll be your mon ami.

Backup Singers: Mon ami, mon ami.

Bob: I'll take you to the ball.

Backup Singers: To the ball, to the ball.

Bob: I hope you're not too tall.

Backup Singers: You might have trouble dancing.

Soyen Chen: Dexter, I've learned French.

Dexter: You have?

Soyen Chen: Mais oui, je suis schoolgirl. See?

Dexter: Oui, oui, mon amie. I always knew you could. I really hoped you would. Now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?

Soyen Chen: Yes. But first, Dexter. Will you take me to the ball? Oh, Dexter. Will you take me to the ball?

Dexter: I can't dance.

Soyen Chen: You can't?

Dexter: No.

Soyen Chen: I must go!

Dexter: Please don't go.

Soyen Chen: I must.

Dexter: Don't go.

Soyen Chen: I must.

Dexter: Don't.

Soyen Chen: Must!

Dexter: Don't, don't!

Soyen Chen: Must, must!

Bob: Soyen Chen.

Backup Singers: Chen, Chen.

Bob: You are the one-

(Bob is interrupted by Taran opening the door.)

Taran: Bob, what are you doing?

Bob: Just, watching a little TV, Taran.

Taran: Well, maybe you should read a book.

Bob: Yeah. Okay.

Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Bob. Tune in next time to hear Dexter say:

Dexter: Soyen Chen! I’ve learned to dance!

Soyen Chen: Oh, Dexter.