Godzilla vs The cabin in the woods

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To start off, the 3 possibilities to godzilla to find The cabin in the woods

Possibiity No.1 :

The theory i call

The bridge theory
This theory is that according to that weird MLP FIM and godzilla fanfic, Godzilla gets thrown into a giant black hole and turns into ponies , but this theory may not be proved by 2 reasons , 1 , if godzilla and the other kaijus where thrown into a black hole , they would come out as 1.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 atoms , second : as whe all know , the black hole made the kaijus turn into stupid ponies , and imagine a godzilla human or a woman mothra turning into a animal how weird.

Anyways moving to the :

Primeval theory ( this one is for you RickRaptor101 )
As you fans of primeval know, there are these anomalies which can reach into medium sizes and into gigantic sizes , but to fit godzilla this anomaly would be 50 times bigger than the one the giganotosaurus entered , this anomaly would bring godzilla into the cabin in the woods universe which he would instantly burn the cabin in the woods down , killing Keith , Dave , Piper and Carla into nothing but dust.

the last theory :

The coma theory ( pretty cliche right )
This theory is that all kaijus became in Coma and dreamed to be in the cabin in the woods, but since its cliche , whe would not accept this theory.

Bonus theory, TCITW and Godzilla are in the same universe
If we regret all these theorys but simply say that Godzilla and TCITW are in the same universe, this would be far more easy than having the kaijus turning into atoms , humans , going through anomalies and getting in coma , imagine the scenario , Carla and Dave get lost in the forest and suddenly heard a lound bang and godzilla is right there , standing and roaring.

Changes
I want this battle to be based like in a Quiet Place like battle, the first changes are the kaiju sizes , mothra would have to be smaller , the size of a bug , Godzilla would have to be the size bigger than a spinosaurus but yet smaller than a sauropod , anguirus would have the size of an T-rex , Rodan size would be equal as that of Quetzalcoatlus , we also would have to change the hole Quiet place movie , the kaijus shall only attack if they are hungry , not by any sound ( sure if someone scream , godzilla would try to find the one who screamed and try to find him and hunt ) , also the characters in the movie are so damn religious , they cant give birth or sacrifice themselves without making a bible reference , also the Cabin in the woods wouldnt be that OP , it will have to change something , if someone calls someone like Rat or donkey , they would turn into animals , instead of making , you know , the thing your mommy and daddy did to make you. But if i want to stick with the the thing your mommy and daddy did to make you kinda of TF, im ok.

Scenario
The location is unknown, but if whe see , Carla and Dave where in Washington and Piper and Keith in michigan , i propose its Washington , so here is the main fauna :

White tailed deer, cougar ,black bear , wolf , lynx oreamnos americanus , Bigfoot and Sasquatch

The fauna which will appear in the Dinolandia anime :

Troodon, Rat , Crow , Rhinoceros , Blue short beaked macaw.

Final results
Godzilla will try to kill Piper, Carla , Keith and Dave one by one before they turn into animals.