Pilot (A Not-So-Ordinary Family)/Transcript

Act I
It's a normal day in The Smith Family Household and the siblings might be having their day, yet in the living room. Chris was reading a book, Amy was sitting on the couch watching TV and Courtney was drawing a picture.

Courtney: Okay, so I made a stick figure family and I think the smaller one in the dress with the straight hair is me. [points to the smaller stick figure]

Amy: [points to the taller stick figure with the dress and the curly hair] And I don't think the taller one was me.

Courtney: See, that's you!

Amy: Oh.

Chris: [puts the book down] You have a nice notebook over here. [tries to touch it]

Courtney: [grabs Chris' hand] What are you say-oh, thank you very much!

Dave: Courtney, put your brother's hand down.

Courtney: Okay.

Dave: Your mother will be here in a minute.

Amy: It's fine, I really know that everyone in Hot Springs should get a new mother.

Dave: Amy, you know we live in Hot Springs.

Chris: Dad, just one more minute until I will continute reading this book!

Courtney: This is getting insane, right now.

Dave: It's not insane, Hot Springs was different here.