Giant Armadillo Named Phil (from Chuck E. Cheese) (YouTube Puppet Version)

Cast

 * Lenny the Lizard (from fart1ize) as Chuck E. Cheese
 * Delilla Frog (from fart1ize) as Helen Henny
 * Slimey the Salamander (from Theboxofme) as Jasper T. Jowls
 * Ed (from The Bang and Bump Show) as Mr. Munch
 * Georgie (from Fuzzaboom) as Pasqually

Lyrics
Lenny the Lizard: Hey guys! I'm glad I found you! I've got a great idea for a new song!

Ed: Great, Lenny. Let's hear it!

Slimey the Salamander: Yeah! Lay it on us!

Lenny the Lizard: Well, I was thinking we could all sing a song about things in our lives that make us feel happy.

Slimey the Salamander: Sounds easy!

Delilla Frog: Yeah! This will be fun!

Georgie: Ooh! That-a sounds complicated!

Lenny the Lizard: Don't worry, Georgie! You'll do fine! Just think of anything in your life that makes you feel happy, and sing it out when it's your turn! Ok?

Georgie: Okay, Lenny. I'll try.

Lenny the Lizard: So many things can make you feel happy, and help to chase the blues away. Here are some things that make us feel happy, the things that really make our day.

Slimey the Salamander: Tennis Balls!

Ed: A big piece of pizza!

Delilla Frog: Video games!

Georgie: A giant armadillo named Phil!

Lenny the Lizard: A giant armadillo...

Georgie: Yep!

Lenny the Lizard: Named Phil...

Georgie: Uh Huh!

Lenny the Lizard: Ok, let's try again. How about this time we all come up with something that we like to do that makes us feel happy?

Ed: Ok, I can do that.

Slimey the Salamander: Sounds easy.

Georgie: Piece of cake, boss!

Lenny the Lizard: Right. So many things can make you feel happy, and I think of one or two. Here are some things that make us feel happy, the things we really like to do.

Slimey the Salamander: I like chasing trucks.

Ed: I love eating pizza!

Delilla Frog: Spending time with friends.

Georgie: I like to go rollerskating in the park with a giant armadillo named Phil.

Lenny the Lizard: Now, see, I still feel like someone here doesn't quite get it. Lemme make this easy. How about we all come up with something we actually did that makes us feel happy that we ACTUALLY DID TODAY? Like for real. So many things can you feel happy, I hope this time it goes ok. Here are some things that make us feel happy, some things we REALLY DID today.

Slimey the Salamander: I chased my tail.

Ed: I ate pizza.

Delilla Frog: I sang a happy song.

Georgie: I went outside with armadillo Phil and he sat on a house but the house was ok. So he picked up the house and he put it on his head and wore it like a hat till we both started laughing. Then the house got stuck so we ran to the store.

Lenny the Lizard: Wait wait wait! Stop! Georgie! I've had enough of this! I give up! I'm outta here!

Delilla Frog: Seriously, Georgie?

Ed: Sheesh! Come on, Georgie!

Slimey the Salamander: I told you guys! Georgie wouldn't be able to play this game. Nobody ever listens to Slimey.

Georgie: Hmm. I guess-a the song is over. Oh well! Come on Phil! Let's go make-a some pizzas!