Fruity as a Nutcake

Dr. Leonard McCoy went to the Quasar Bar and Grill. There, he tried to hire a starship so that he could return to the Genesis Planet. But the alien said "Genesis Planet forbidden!" The Federation security guard then came along and told Dr. McCoy that he couldn't go back to Genesis because it was off-limits. McCoy tried to use the Vulcan nerve pinch on the guard, but he was unsuccessful. Dr. McCoy was arrested and carted off to the Federation funny farm. Admiral James T. Kirk came to visit McCoy and pleasantly said "Poor friend! He's fruity as a nutcake!"