The Lion King: DJMutt's Timeline

It took me FOREVER to translate all these names into Zulu and I pray that this is the end of the Lion King timeline when I get to Kovu and Kiara's kids

First reign
Umbusi was the first king of the Pridelands, of which he established. He had three daughter and three sons, the youngest one being Ufile. Ufile committed suicide at 20 lion-years old (in a forest like Logan Paul) leaving the second son to become the king.

Lots of tedious generations later
Mohatu and his pointless wife come to the Pridelands and become King and Queen. Mohatu is to be considered the greatest of the Pridelands kings, as he... well... I don't know what he did, but he did what a heroic leader did. Mohatu and his wife had a daughter, Uru.

Uru grew up able to roam free away from her home, and there she met Ahadi, who soon became her husband. Ahadi and Uru had two sons; Mufasa and Taka (aka Scar). Mufasa and Taka spent their childhood being the best friends ever ever ever. However their promise for being friends forever ended when Ahadi announced Mufasa being the new king.

Taka tried to make sure Mufasa screwed up being king so he could take the spot. Uru found out what he was doing, and she was furious. She gashed a cut around Taka's right eye, and renamed him to Scar. It wasn't long before everyone started calling him Scar, and Taka accepted the name.

Now to the most eventful generation
Mufasa and his wife Sarabi had a son named Simba. Sarabi's sisters also had their own kids; Naanda had Chumvi, Diku had Kula and Tojo, Dwala had Tama. Sarabi's cousins Sarafina had Nala (wait that means Simba and Nala are an incest couple) and Tehreru had Malka (oh boy, incest galore).

Simba grew up with his cousins and loved to put them in danger; his best friend Nala especially. Who knew that like 12 years later he would start fucking with her. Imagine two kids doing that. But dammit, you know the drill, Scar kills Mufasa, Simba flees, and the Pridelands becomes the Soviet Union. What happened to the kids? They were ordered to flee to the nearest kingdom without fascism.

12 animal years later (the Soviet Union lasted for 69 years though...), the hyenas are whining that there's no food, water or gossip magazines, and this is torture. Scar attempted to rape Nala (a very sexist decision if you ask me) and so she ran away, giving Scar the middle finger.

Nala finds Simba (stupidest plot point I've ever had to put in my plot points) and they start fucking with each other. Simba's friends Timon and Pumbaa tried to kill Nala (which is worse than RAPING her) but they fail like they always do. Wait... if the Soviet Union lasted for 69 years... it makes total sense why Simba and Nala would make whoopee.

the Simba generation
Remember when I said Simba and Nala became fuckmates? Well, they didn't fuck hard enough the first time. The second time they made whoopee, they successfully had a baby boy named Kopa.

Kopa was forced to be sent to hunt for an okapi herd, and that's when Kiara was born. Chumvi and Kula had a son named Kovu, whom they sent to Zira of the Outlands.

and now there ain't enough time to finish