The Muppets Sing Amarillo

Lyrics
Kermit the Frog: When the day is dawning

On a Texas Sunday morning

How I long to be there

With Marie who's waiting for me there

Fozzie Bear: Every lonely city

Where I hang my hat

Ain't as half as pretty as where my baby's at

Gonzo: Is this the way to Amarillo

Every night I've been huggin' my pillow

Dreaming dreams of Amarillo

And sweet Marie who waits for me

Show me the way to Amarillo

I've been weeping like a willow

Crying over Amarillo

And sweet Marie who waits for me

Kermit the Frog: Sha la la lala lalala

Sha la la lala lalala

Sha la la lala lalala

And Marie who waits for me

Rizzo the Rat: There's a church bell ringing

With a song of joy that it's singing

Pepe the King Prawn: For the sweet Maria and the prawn who's coming to see her, h'okay

Rowlf the Dog: Just beyond the highway, there's an open plain

Sam the Eagle: And it keeps me going through the wind and rain

Dr. Teeth: Is this the way to Amarillo

Every night I've been huggin' my pillow

Floyd Pepper: Dreaming dreams of Amarillo

And sweet Marie who waits for me

Scooter: Show me the way to Amarillo

I've been weeping like a willow

Crying over Amarillo

And sweet Marie who waits for me

The Swedish Chef: (sings this part in mock Swedish)

Beaker: Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep

Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep

Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: And Marie who waits for me

Waldorf: Do you know the way to Amarillo?

Statler: No, but I wish I did.

Waldorf: Why's that?

Statler: It would give us some time away from watching this show!

Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!