User blog:RandomUser24/Josh VS Bangerz (Dan VS. Parody)



Josh goes to Pandora and checks all of his playlist and listens to Stars Dance by Selena Gomez on CouyZ Radio 6 instead of FU by Miley Cyrus on CouyZ Radio 3 but suddenly, his sister's best friend Sarah comes to his house and sees him listen to Selena Gomez. She changes the Pandora Station to CouyZ Radio 3 then Josh rages.

Josh: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERZ!"

Josh calls Spyro to help him on his situation to stop Miley Cyrus from releasing Bangerz.

Spyro: "How are we going to do this?"

Josh: "Easy, we make a tunnel to Miley Cyrus' house so we steal her microphone."

Spyro: "That's theifrey."

Josh: "That's not a word, LETS GO!"

Josh and Spyro begin making a tunnel to Miley Cyrus's house. Two hours later, they get hungry.

Josh: "Who's hungry? We're hungry! Let's go to Ronald's!"

Spyro: "You mean McDonald's. Demi Lovato made the same mistake before when she sings in her music video for La La Land."

Josh: "La La Land sucks booty! Let's make three holes now! Hole to McDonald's, hole to Burger King and hole to Miley Cyrus's house!"

Spyro: "OK, ACCEPTED!"

After lunch and dinner, they make it to Miley Cyrus's house then they see Miley Cyrus watching Mike the Knight on Nick Junior.

Spyro: "That's a bit gay."

Josh: "I agree with you but HIDE, JERKFACE! SHE CAN HEAR US!"

Miley Cyrus: "Is there some nerdy guy with a humanoid talking lizard who is the color of beyond girlyness?!"

Josh and Spyro: "We're just characters, idiotic kissface!"

Miley Cyrus: "What are you doing here?! Coming into my house alone with a humanoid girl-colored lizard who freakishly has wings?!"

Spyro: "I'm a dragon you doofback!"

Then Vanellope Von Schweetz walks in Miley's streets and hears Spyro calling Miley a doofback.

Vanellope: "Pffffffffthahahahhahahahahaha! You got me, pixie hater!"

Spyro: "Josh, what is this black licorice chibi woman doing here?"

Josh: "Pixie hater?! It's just Miley Cyrus's hair which made you call him pixie hater!"

Vanellope: "Are you some funny-looking nerd with this crocodile unicorn?"

Spyro: "Hey!"

Josh: "He's a dragon for god's sake! I'm Josh, his name is not Pixie Hater, he's Spyro."

Vanellope: "And wut's that wingless pixie supposed to be? And what does Spyro do, spy something?"

Josh: "One, that is not a pixie. That's Miley Cyrus. And two, absolutely not! Spyro only breathes fire, charges with his horns and flies! You know nothing about dragons, do you? Because you're dumb!"

Vanellope: "Hey, I know least about dragons! That doesn't mean I'm dumb, poop brain!"

Josh: "Poop brain? Are you friggin' Barney the Dinosaur?!"

Vanellope: "I'm not Barney! I'm Vanellope Bun Sweets!"

Josh: "Wow, you are STILL dumb! Your middle name is not bun and your last name is not sweets. According to Wreck-It Ralph Wiki, your name is Vanellope Von Schweetz. Now if you excuse me...."

Pill Burr comes and digs a tunnel to Miley Cyrus's singing room and steals her microphone for the trio.

Josh: "Josh, Spyro, Vanellope, let's go!"

Josh, Spyro and Vanellope go with Pill Burr using the Drill Mobile from the Drill Mobile Battle Pack.

Miley Cyrus: "What's that buzzing noise?!"

Miley checks the singing room.

Miley: "NEEEEEEEEEEEEERD GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY!"

The next day, Pandora never airs songs from the Bangerz album and Josh listens to CouyZ Radio 3 on the Pandora website. The end.