Space-Time Police Sheriff Next Generation (Part 1)

Space-Time Police Sheriff Next Generation (Part 1) is the episode of The Extremely Regular Show.

Summary
Kal Hyugu/Shariban uncovers a spy from the Neo Madou organization. They must find the spy and stop a drug ring from shipping a pain suppressing narcotic called Hyper-M on Earth. But the New Space Sherrif must learn to trust his instincts and that not all is as it seems.

Transcript

 * (The following program is classified TV-PG-V. It contains Intense violence. Parental Guidance is recommended for young viewers.)
 * (This episode begins at Earth)
 * Gaban Type-G, Gaban, Shariban (Denby), Shander (Dail), Juspian, Spielvan, Diane Lady and Helena Lady: Toh! Ha!
 * (Gaban Type-G, Gaban, Shariban (Denby), Shander (Dail), Juspian, Spielvan, Diane Lady and Helena Lady punches Lizard Doubler)
 * Gaban Type-G: Give it up!
 * (Gaban Type-G, Gaban, Shariban (Denby), Shander (Dail), Juspian, Spielvan, Diane Lady and Helena Lady and Lizard Doubler are fighting each other)
 * Gaban Type-G & Gaban: Dimension Bomber!
 * (Gaban Type-G & Gaban punches Lizard Doubler)
 * Gaban Type-G & Gaban: Spiral Kick!
 * Shariban (Denby): Shariban Kick!
 * SHander (Dail): Shander Kick!
 * (Gaban Type-G, Gaban, Shariban (Denby) & Shander (Dail) punches Lizard Doubler)
 * Gaban Type-G & Gaban: Spiral Kick!
 * (Gaban Type-G, Gaban, Shariban (Denby) & Shander (Dail) kicks Lizard Doubler)
 * Gaban Type-G: Laser Blade!
 * Gaban: Laser Blade!
 * Shariban (Denby): Laser Blade!
 * Shander (Dail): Laser Blade!
 * Juspian: Laser Blade!
 * Spielvan: Laser Lance!
 * Diane Lady: Laser Pistol!
 * Helena Lady: Helena Cutter!
 * Lizard Doubler: I'll have to trust those blueprints...!
 * Gaban Type-G & Gaban: Gaban Double Dynamic!
 * Shariban (Denby): Shariban Clash!
 * Shander (Dail): Shander Blue Flash!
 * Juspian: Juspian Slash!
 * (Gaban Type-G, Gaban, Shariban (Denby), Shander (Dail), Juspian, Spielvan and Diane Lady slashes Lizard Doubler)
 * Lizard Doubler: Ahh! Don Horror forever...!
 * Gaban: They let us wear the fancy colors for a reason.
 * (Gash Jumon arrest Lizard Doubler)
 * Denby Igan: Why...?
 * Dail Sawa: Why are Makuu members causing trouble again?
 * Newscaster: The three major organized crime syndicates that the Space-Time Police has dismantled: Makuu, Madou, Fuuma; crimes that seem to be connected to these groups have begun on planets across the universe. Among those, the most have been from an organization claiming the title "Neo-Madou". Their chief executive, General Gyrer is under suspicion of manufacturing and distributing "Hyper-M", a controlled substance capable of turning ordinary humans into killing machines. Here we have a footage of General Gyrer that has uploaded to a video hosting website. Hyper-M amplifies muscular capacity in addition to being a powerful analgesic that eliminates sensations of pain. The downside being that use of the drug is fatal if an antidote is not administered shortly after.
 * Gencer: A bit of this... and you can turn an old fogey or little kid into a unkillable supersoldier! It's one hell of a drug. Hyper-M!
 * Horror Girl: (Laughing) General Gyrer is so bad! (Laughing)
 * (At Space)
 * (Dolgiran is flying back to Planet Bird)
 * Narrator: The Space-Time Police is a police organization whose headquarters is located on the Planet Bird deep in the universe. Under the supervision of Commander Gordon, they set out to eliminate various types of intergalactic crime by dispatching Space-Time Police Sheriffs throughout the entire universe.
 * Nick Gordon: Are Makuu and Madou remnants behind these incidents?
 * Gash Jumon: No, sir.
 * Renzo Ichijo: Something about it seems off...
 * Denby Igan: It all seems... superfical.
 * Dail Sawa: There's no uniting ideology, or greater will tying it all together...
 * Erina: Then... you believe they're copycat crimes?
 * Justus: Yes.
 * Yottoko Jo: We think it's likely these are copycat criminals imitating the well known crime syndicates.
 * Nick Gordon: That;s ridiculous... Copycat crimes occurring on this kind of scale, independently?
 * Diane: There has to be some kind of connection then.
 * Helena: We'll find out what.
 * (Sage Karasukumo arrives)
 * Gash Jumon: Sage!
 * Sage Karasukumo: Oh, guys...
 * Renzo Ichijo: Why are you in such a hurry for?
 * Sage Karasukumo: I've finally got a lead on someone I've been chasing down for a while. Let's knock some back soon. Kal can treat us.
 * Denby Igan: He's way too cheap, always trying to add up-
 * Sage Karsukumo; Yeah, usually, but he's gonna be getting the commander's award.
 * Dail Sawa: Kal?
 * Sage Karasukumo: Yeah. Don't wanna talk about it too loudly... BUT IT SEEMS HE'S IN A SECRET MISSION INVOLVING THE NEO-MADOU! See you.
 * (Sage Karasukumo raced away)
 * Justus: You're as loud as you are huge!
 * Yottko Jo: Kal's on a secret mission...?
 * (Grand Bith arrives)
 * Narrator: At that time, Space-Time Police Shariban, Kal Hyugu, was on his way to Earth, with Space Forensic Scientist Sissy. The Space-Time Police had received a tip that General Gyrer would be selling Hyper-M on Earth.
 * Kal Hyugu: Sissy, did you memorize the basics for Earth?
 * Sissy: Of course! And that includes where you got your name from. I've got this down, too!
 * Kal Hyugu: You don't need any pointless trivia. My estimates we won't have time to waste going out to eat.
 * Sissy: Y'know, the ladies hate guys who are all business nonstop!
 * Kal Hyugu: Our course is set. We're heading out.


 * Gamagon: (Babbling)
 * (Gamagon shoots Kal Hyugu and Kal Hyugu transform into Shariban)
 * Narrator: Space-Time Police Sheriff Shariban with the Red Shine deposits in only milliseconds. So let's rewatch the Sekisha process. The Grand Birth envelops them with--
 * Kal Hyugu: Red Shine!
 * (Kal Hyugu transform into Shariban)
 * Narrator: Solar Metal particles Shariban Red Shine-Electroplate.
 * Shariban: Space-Time Police Sheriff Shariban!
 * (Neo Madou Soldiers arrives)
 * Shariban: Laser Pistol!
 * (Shariban shoots Neo Madou Soldiers)

Trivia

 * It is revealed in this episode that Jeannie, Jimmy, Jeremy, Jenny, Wendy, Mike, Gary, Jane, Monica, Sonia, Ike, Jones, Joseph, Jonsey, Janice and Jessica promoted to Commander.