Veggie Guy

Veggie Guy is a VeggieTales parody of "Family Guy".

Main Cast

 * Larry the Cucumber as Peter Griffin
 * Madame Blueberry as Lois Griffin
 * Tom Grape as Chris Griffin
 * Rosie Grape as Meg Griffin
 * Junior Asparagus as Stewie Griffin
 * Bob the Tomato as Brian Griffin
 * Joe the Tomato as Vinny-the-Pooh

2011-2012 Lyrics

 * Larry: "(plays the tuba)"
 * Madame: "If you like to talk to idiots, If a bitch can make you smile!"
 * Tom, Rosie, Junior: "If you like to waltz with morons,"
 * Bob: "Up and down the jackass aisle! Have we gotta show for you?"
 * All: "Veggie Guy! Veggie Guy! Veggie Guy! Veg-gie Guy!"
 * Bob: "Hell, yeah! Bitches! Gotta be!"
 * All: "Veggie Guy! There's never ever ever ever ever ever been a show like Veggie Guy! It's time for Veggie GUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"
 * Larry: "(collapses)"
 * Kids: "(laughter)"

2013 Lyrics

 * Madame: "It's seems today, that's all you see is violence on movies and sex on TV."
 * Larry: "But where are those good ol' fashioned values"
 * Tom, Rosie, Junior, Bob: "on which used to rely?"
 * All: "Lucky there's a Veggie Guy!! Lucky there's a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us"
 * Junior: "laugh and cry!"
 * All: "HE'S! OUR! FAM!-ILY! GUY!!!!"