Clownpiece’s Ridiculous Lunatic Adventures/The Marisa Show

[It starts with the gang being dragged into the back of a van. They are handcuffed and gagged. Suspenseful music plays as they are droven somewhere, until...]

[Cut to the Clownpiece Allegiance, now freed from their handcuffed/gagged state, in a room. Marisa Kirisame walks out.]

Marisa: HELLOOOOOO!! Welcome to, DA MARISA SHOW, DA ZE~! [crowd cheering] Our contestants today are none other than the ever-popular Clownpiece Allegiance!

Clownpiece: Really, Marisa? You KIDNAPPED us?

Marisa: We cherry pick our contestants! Now, our first minigame is: WHAT WILL YOU DO? Everyone, TO THE SHODDY JUNK FOOD RESTURANT!!

[Everyone runs offstage, trampling Mima in the process. Cut to Mima in the hospital]

Mima: I HAVE A VENGEANCE FOR THAT LITTLE WITCH! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D DO!

[Cut to exactly what Marisa said - a resturant serving junk food. The Clownpiece Allegiance is squeezed into one table]

Orange: ACK! Why does Mima have to have such a rather...big figure?

Mima: MOVE YOUR SKINNY BUTTS!

[They see two people making out with slobber everywhere, smearing whipped cream on eachother's necks, and grinding. Don't worry, they have clothes on.] [This part is cut out whenever this episode is shown before the watershed]

Orange: EWWWW! That is more disgusting than Nicki Minaj! Marisa, can we go somewhere else?

Marisa: NOPE! You have to cope with it, green-hatted Meiling lookalike!

Orange: I came before Hong Meiling!

[Mima floats over to the couple and seperates them]

Male in couple: Excuse m-

Mima: ''WHAT KIND OF FAT JOKE IS THIS?! ''You have slobber eveywhere from your making out, smearing food on your necks like babies, and...GRINDING! ''DO THAT IN YOUR BED! ''[Twilight Sparks the couple. They go flying out the window, and right onto their bed.]

Female in couple: So...Who's making the first actual move?

[Cut back to the resturant]

Marisa: Hoo boy! I knew you'd take what we staged like a pro, Mima!

Mima: Wait, those dorks STAGED their disgusting act?

Marisa: Yep! We gave them a script, a hidden camera and everything.

Orange: I changed my mind. This is more disgusting than A Serbian Film.

Clownpiece: You think being kidnapped and forced to play a game show is worse than a gory, child-abusing policital film?

Orange: ...OK, Serbian Film is worse...But I still find Nicki Minaj tame compared to that SLOBBERY, CREAMY MESS I saw.

Marisa: Onto our NEXT minigame: GUESS THE HOT CHICK!

Ellen: Yay! I love guessing who heats their fried chicken better!

Marisa: Go to KFC then! You're missing the point!

[Shows this on the widescreen.]

Ellen: Ummmm...McDonald's fried chicken?

Marisa: WE'RE NOT TALKING CHICKS AS IN CHICKEN!

Ellen: That chicken looks Italian! I didn't know McDonalds served Italian food.

Kogasa: I know that hot chick! It's MARIO!

Marisa: Correct! The way he gets happy with those bushy eyebrows and stretchy mouth, all the girls and boys want him!

Mima: ...Too bad being suffocated and shoved into a cramped van with you guys didn't kill me...

Marisa: And now, the final challenge! [pulls out DVD] Greek Mythology for Students: Perseus and Medusa! [fast forwards to...] Only the scenes where the Sound Ideas screams are on a loop!

Clownpiece: [gasp] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

[cut to Clownpiece's bed. Clownpiece wakes up]

Clownpiece: AAAGH!

Ellen: [watching a cutscene in BiS while Kogasa is singing her Have a Nice Talk remix] What's the big deal with you?

Clownpiece: You were supposed to be SLEEPING!

Ellen: Who needs sleep when you can watch Bowser's comedic arguing with his minions?

Clownpiece: GREAT! THAT'S TWO BAD THINGS I EXPERIENCE IN MY SLEEP TONIGHT! THANKS A LOT, ELLEN!

Kogasa: Than a shoe- wait, you're having nightmares?

Clownpiece: YES! Ever since I watched that TRASHY game show, I'm having NIGHTMARES from the MUNDANE things the contestants were forced to do!

Kogasa: ...Actually, I just received word that the show is banned for graphic psychological abuse.

Clownpiece: Thank GOD. Now...shall I get my goddamn sleep?

Ellen: Just got a new notification. They're trying to get it rebooted.

[pan to a bird's-eye-view of the HQ]

Clownpiece: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT THE WHIPPED CREAM AND THE MEDUSA!!! I DON'T WANT IT TO BECOME A REALITY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- [we hear Kogasa tongue K.Oing Clownpiece]

Kogasa: Shut up! They don't pick TV stars to be contestants!