Aladdin A Musical Spectacular

Cast
Speaking Voices:

Voice talents
Micheal J. Fox - Aladdin

Tera Strong - Princess Jasmine

Chris Phillips - Genie

Patrick Stewart - The Sultan

Andrew Wilson - The Magic Carpet (No Voice)

Robert Englend - Jafar

Robert Tinkler - Iago

Pat Cashman - Razoul

Singing voices:

Meeting the Genie
Genie: Here's GENIE!

(Audience Cheering)

Genie: Thanks, kid. You have no idea what I'm been cramped up in the tiny little lamp. It's like an episode of Zorro in there. It's stuck in that thing for 60 Minutes, 48 Hours, AND 24 seconds! (Gasps) Whoa. WHOA, hold on. That is not good at all! (Jiggleing his tummy) Look at that right there. I'm gonna call Genie Craig!

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: From Insanity, my abs have the X Factor then Tinker-Bell. She wears her green dress and she played by Taylor Swift.

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: Zoinks! I must look terrible! (To Aladdin) Hey, kid! I'm got a question for you, okay? Do these pants look for the dunk of trunk?

Aladdin: Who are you?

Genie: (Doing Tigger's voice from Winnie the Pooh) I'm Tigger. T-I-Double-Gah-RR. That's spells Tigger.

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: (Normal Voice) C'mon, kid. Seriously. I'm a "Genie". You know what that means, don't ya?

Aladdin: Yeah.

Genie: It means you will give three. (Doing the Count's voice) Count them. 1, 2, 3! Ah-Ha-ha! (To Aladdin, normal voice) Three wishes coming your way.

Aladdin: I do?

Genie: Sure. But before we get started, let's go over the Genie Rule Book. Rule #1, (Doing Chef Boyardee's voice) no wishing for more wishes. (Normal Voice) That only works on Amaracan Idol.

(Audience Laughing softly)

Genie: (Doing Scotty's voice from Star Trek) I just can't do it, Captain. I don't have a power!

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: (Normal Voice) Rule #2, just like Dr. Phil, I cannot make anyone fall in love with you. If Selena Gomez and Corbin Blue can's stick together, Walker Taxes Ranger is not gonna work for you.

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: (Doing High Prist Imhotep's voice from The Mummy) And rule #3, I can't bring people back from the dead. (Normal Voice) Have you ever seen The Walking Dead? There's scary. I'm not talking to Micheal Jackson Thriller. I'm talking to Universal's Halloween Horror Nights.

Aladdin: Whoa, whoa. Time-out! Let me get this straight. (Normal Voice) You're my personal Genie, and I'm your master?

Genie: Yes, kid. I'm your genie and you're my master.

Aladdin: You give me three wishes, right?

Genie: Sure, kid. That is what genie's do. I'm one of the Blue Man Group. Look, I know it's sounds like a kid. You gotta save your whole life TRAPED inside that lamp, doing our wish after wish after wish with no freedom of your own.

Audience: Aww!

Genie: Hey, what are ya doin' talkin' about ME for? This is your lucky day. Not mine. You've got no idea what's in store. Afert all, we're pala, right, Al?

Aladdin: Right, Genie. You're a good friend.

Genie: Aww, thanks.

Song
Genie: Hit it, boys. (Rock and Roll Voice) One, two, 1, 2, 3, 4!

(Friend like Me plays)

Genie: Let's rock at the House of Mouse!

Genie: I can't believe I'm live on YouTube!

Genie: Fore!

Genie: Let's take it home!

Song
Genie: Watch your step!

Genie: (To Jasmine and the Sultan) Don't they lovely, June and Leo?

Genie: Like King Kong!

Iago: (Doing Kuzco's voice) Ha! Boom, baby!

Genie: And the crowd went WILD!

(Audience Cheering)

Scene
Genie: Oh, I slipped by a banana peel like Slippery from Blue's Clues. That's a crash diet from Hot Wheels.

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: (To Jafar) Wow, Jafar. You're a mean predator with a big appetite like Screecher.

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: (To Carpet) Think you scare enough people like D-Rex?

(Carpet nodded "No")

Genie: Me ether. (To Jafar) You're large like Monty Rex. Spike the Dinosaur said, Boy, that park was Jurassic. (Doing Chester Cheetah's voice from Cheetos) Dangerously cheesy. (To Aladdin, normal voice) Al, do the poem.

Iago: Genie's right, kid. Say it.

Aladdin: (To the sultan) Your Highness, allow me to intrudeed myself. I am Prince Ali Ababwa!

Genie: (Imitates Kanye West) Yes he is! (To Iago in the window) Yo, Iago. You're a parrot and I gonna let you finished. Jafar is one of the baddest. You know what I'm talkin' about!

Jafar: (To Aladdin) I'm afraid, Prince a boo-boo.

Aladdin: (To Jafar) Ababwa.

Jafar: Whatever. (To Aladdin) Prince Ababwa, keep saying it and it'll all blow over.

Genie/Iago: (Imitate Bill and Ted) Go on, kid.

Iago: Yeah, dude. Keep goin'.

Aladdin: (To the Sultan, chuckling) And I will be delighted to ask Jasmine for her hand in marriage.

Genie: (Gasps) (Doing Mickey Mouse's voice) Ay, dios Miao! (To the Sultan, normal voice) It's just like I'm the bachelor! (Walks to Jasmine) Well, princess, don't keep the home viewers in suspense. (To Aladdin) Hang on just one second. (To the audience, imitates Terry Crews) Old Spice Body Spray will blow your mind turn into a man that smells like POWER!

(Audience Laughing, Clapping)

Genie: (Walks back to Jasmine) So, Your Majasty, what do you think of his fabulousness?

(Genie, Jafar, and the Crowd cup their hands around their ears to hear Jasmine, Sultan, Carpet and Iago cup their hands around their ears to hear Jasmine too)

Jasmine: Another fraud.

(Aladdin, Genie, Sultan, the crowd, Jafar and Iago Gasped as Jasmine runs off)

Genie: You got served. She's angrier then Samara Morgen from The Ring. She gets a little steamed. (The Genie gives the cup of tea to Carpet) Here, Carpet. Care for a cup of tea? She'll cool down.

(Audience laughs and claps softly)

Scene 7
Aladdin: Come on, buddy.

Genie: Knock the hell off!

Aladdin: But, Genie--

Genie: Leave me alone!

Aladdin: Listen, you need to--

Genie: Not so fast, smarty pants! We are done! I mean Dun-dun! I mean like J.lo-and-Marc-Anthony-done!

(Audience Gasping)

Genie: You know what? Just talk to the left hand 'cues you ain't right.

Iago: (Off-Screen) Yeah. And stop invite me to play Candy Crush Saga.

Genie: Iago's right. Now, stop looking at me to play Papa-Pear. Secrets out. So, don't worry about me. I'll be fine! If you excues me, master, I'll be TRAPED in my sardine can. (The Genie disappears in the puff of smoke) Somebody call my mama.

Aladdin: Whoa! No, no, no! Genie! (To the lamp) Look, you gotta understand where I'm coming from! (Sighs) Dang.

(Carpet starts to leave)

Aladdin: Wait, where are you going? You're not mad at me too, are you?

(Carpet makes an upset gesture and exit stage left)

Aladdin: Oh, okay.

Scene 8
Aladdin: Darn it. I don't know what I'm doin' anymore!

(Jafar enters stage right with the Guards and Iago)

Jafar: I'll say... (Pointing) SEIZE HIM!

Iago/Razoul/2 Plaice Guards: (On-Screen) Right!

(Iago grabs the lamp from Aaddin and gives it to Jafar)

Razoul: You're underarrest for the murder of the Sultan!

(The Guards grab Aladdin and put hime in chains)

Jafar: (To the Guards) Bring me the Sultan!

2 Palace Guards: Yes, sir!

(Two Guards Exit)

Jafar: At last! The kingdom will be MINE!

Jafar and Iago: (Laughing)

(Jafar rubs the lamp)

(Genie appears)

Genie: (Singing) ''Spider-Man. Spider-Man. You're friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man.'' (Speaking, Turns around and sees Jafar, Doing Minnie Mouse's voice) Agh! A man! (To Aladdin, Normal Voice) Look, Al, If you come here to apolochize, (Doing the angle's voice) you can just forget it (Doing the demon's voice) because you are too late. (Normal Voice) But as long as you're here, would ya scrub my left shoulderblade? (Turns around and sees Jafar) It's cramped inside this lamp that I've-- (Gasping) (Pointing) The Headless Horseman! (Standing in attention)

Jafar: I believe you've own me three wishes.

Aladdin: Don't do it, Genie!

Genie: Sorry, Al. I don't have a choice!

Iago: That's right, pal. Who holds the lamp controls the genie is in the Genie rule book.

(The Guards enter with Jasmine and the Sultan)

Jasmine: Let us go!

(The Guards throw them to the ground)

Jasmine: How dare you treat the sultan this way!

Sultan: Jafar.

Jasmine: He's hypnotized our palace guards.

Aladdin: I'm afraid we've got bigger problems in the palace guards.

Jasmine: What do you mean?

Jafar: (To the audience, Walking) Anybody got three coming to them? Raise your hand!

(Jafar raises his hand)

Jafar: (Doing Mickey Mouse's Voice) OOPS! (To Aladdin, Normal Voice) Looks like it's only me. (Walking to the Genie) Genie!

Genie: Yes, sir?

Jafar: For my first wish, I want you to rule the kingdom. Make me the Sultan.

Genie: Sir, yes, sir! Bibbidi bobbidi boo!

(Genie grants the wish and the Sultan clutches his chest)

Genie jokes on Jafar
Genie: (Normal Voice) There. Whoop-dee-doo.

(Jafar turns his head right)

Genie: I mean, look at you. We all very impressed.

Genie: (Mimics Freddy Krueger) You are the Sultan! And if your last name was Pepper-Shaker, you'll be Sultan Pepper-Shaker!

(The Genie and the Audience Laughing)

Genie: (Normal voice) Why do you dress up like Vampire Elton John?

Crowd: (Laughing)

Genie: (Normal Voice, To Iago) He looks really good as the Sultan. (To Jasmine) You're pretty good on your clothes. (Points Jasmine's pants) (To Aladdin) You look better from Jafar. (To the Sultan) Why you ask? 'Cues I was in-Sultan him!

(Audience with the Genie Laughing)

Genie: (Back to Jafar) U-G-L-Y! You've got no ability, you ugly! WHOO! Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit EVERY BRENCH ALL THE WAY DOWN!

(Crowd Laughing, Clapping)

Genie: Ouch! (Chuckles)

Hey, Jafar, look. Ugly stick. WHAP!

Audience: (Gasps)

Genie: (Chuckles) Let's see that again. WHACK!

(Audience Clapping)

Genie: (Imitates Schwarzenegger) It's fantastic! You're the Sultan and I'm the Govenor of California. Fantastic bonfires, Fantastic Texas, EVERYTHING'S FANTASTIC! (To Carpet) NYAH! (To Jafar) NYAH! (To Jafar's cobra staff) NYAH!

(Phone ringing)

Genie: Uh-oh. Excuses me. Hello? Uh-huh? Okay. It's the Ghostbusters. She needs the costume back for a show later.

(Audience Clapping)

Scene
Genie: (Doing Fluttershy's voice) Are we through yet?

Jafar: (Gets Angry, Loudly) NO!

Genie: (Doing Mickey Mouse's Voice) AHH! (Falls down to the ground, then gets up)

Jafar: We're just getting started. But, being the sultan isn't enough. For my second wish, I want YOU to become the most-powerful sorcerer on Earth.

Genie: Sir, yes, sir! No can do. CHARGE!

(Genie grants Jafar's second wish to become Sorcerer and hits the Sultan with his snake staff and the Guards grabbed him)

Jafar: How do you like your sultan now, my desert blossom? Together, we shall be unstoppable.

Aladdin: Let her go! She didn't love you and she never will!

(Jafar's snake staff hits Aladdin)

Jafar: Stay out of this, street rat.

Song
(Price Ali reprise from Aladdin plays)

Scene
(Audience Clapping softly)

Jafar: But how to eliminate him?

Iago: Oh! (Whispers)

Jafar: Ah, yes. A snake! (To the crowd) People of Agrabah, there is only one way to get rid of a street rat!