The Scarlet Pumpernickel Season One Episode One Pilot

Transcript
The scene shows Daffy walking around the streets in a clumsy way.

People: Look it's that brat duck again! Ha Ha! Shame on him!

Suddenly, Daffy got squashed by a chariot led by horses owned by the Fair Lady Melissa.

Daffy: Very funny. Not!

Melissa comes out to give a speech.

Melissa: Dear citizens! I've called you all to see who is the next ruler of the kingdom after my father, Lord High Chamberlain.

Daffy comes out.

Daffy: E-excuse me, but, can I get money from your vault, your Highness?

The intro begins and ends showing the title card as the next scene shows Daffy in a prison.

Daffy: Grr!

Meanwhile, Melissa chose Duke Sylvester.

Sylvester: Well, that's Sufferin' Succotash! then.

On the other hands the guards of the prisonb are whispering.

Guard 1: Hey, did you know that Melissa chose the Duke?

Guard 2: What duke?

Guard 1: The Great Duke Sylvester, ya know!!

Daffy: Sylvester!? He's not perfect. He'll threaten everybody if he becomes the king!!

Guard 2: Look how good jokes that duck makes!

Guard 1: Ha Ha!

Daffy: Jokes!? I will show ya!

Daffy tries to move but is trapped.

Daffy: Time to be Scarlet Pumpernickel!! But first, how will I get free?

Suddenly, a good witch appeared with a magical fairy wand.

Hazel: You wanna get free? Well, I'll help.

Daffy: You will!?

Hazel: Yes, but only one condition!

Daffy: What condition?

Hazel: If you give some of black feathers of yours for uhh. . . experiment?

Daffy: Deal!!!