South Park 2: Dawn Of The Posers/Transcript

This is the transcript for South Park 2: Dawn Of The Posers.

Transcript
(we start with the logos of two things distributing the film. First is Swag Industries parodying the Columbia Pictures logo but with the statue of Liberty. Second is BEST Program parodying the Universal Studios logo. Then we start the film and we first see the room of Stan Marsh, now 19 years old, and he is waking up. He then hears shouting) (Stan groaned in annoyance. Mr. Scotch has a habit of grounding people. He gets into his goth clothes as his costume and goes outside to meet Butters Scotch, now 20 years old, with a red car but they do not notice a message on the back windshield that says, "Eat A C**k." Butters is dressed in his Vampire clothes) (they get in the car, Butters drives while Stan sits shotgun. They turn on the radio and the Goth Kids version of the theme song comes on. Then the titles "South Park 2: Dawn Of The Posers" appears)
 * Mr. Scotch: (angry) "Stanley, wake up. You're gonna be late for work. Also, go into your costume or else you and Butters are grounded."
 * Butters: (annoyed) "Let me guess, dad yelled at you too?"
 * Stan: (sighs in annoyance) "Yeah. Your dad's a d**k."
 * Butters: (nodding in agreement) "I hear ya."