SpongeBob SquarePants: Broken Up (transcript)

This is the transcript for SpongeBob SquarePants: Broken Up.
 * (After the title card the camera pans around Goo Lagoon.)
 * French Narrator: Ahh. Goo Lagoon. A very relaxing place in Bikini Bottom. (fades to fish playing volleyball) Where beachgoers play ball, (fades to Buddy tanning) tan, (fades and zooms into the waves) and even surfing, where we see SpongeBob and his friend Sandy.
 * (Cuts to SpongeBob and Sandy surfing.)
 * Sandy: Hey, SpongeBob, watch this! (does a handstand and spins around)
 * SpongeBob: Wow! That was cool! Watch this! (sucks legs into his body and sprouts them at the top of his head and surfs upside down)
 * (SpongeBob sprouts his legs back to where they were. He and Sandy sit down on their surfboards and laugh. Then Sandy sees Larry. Hearts appear behind her.)
 * Sandy: He's dreamy...
 * (SpongeBob rolls his eyes. Larry surfs over to Sandy.)
 * Larry: Hey, Sandy. Do you want to surf with me?
 * Sandy: Sure! (gets on Larry's surfboard)
 * (They surf off.)
 * Sandy: (to SpongeBob) See you later!
 * SpongeBob: Oh, tartar sauce.
 * (Bubble transition. SpongeBob was laying down on his surfboard thinking.)
 * SpongeBob: I couldn't believe that Sandy is with Larry again! I've got to impress her again, without ripping my pants like last time. That time, I thought I'd-(his surfboard bumps into rock) Whoa! (splash)
 * (SpongeBob and his surfboard washed up on Goo Lagoon. Then he gets up and walks.)
 * (Bubble transition. There is an anchor lifting competition at Goo Lagoon.)
 * Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here at the anchor lifting competition at Goo Lagoon.