The Adventures of Braden

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Plot-
A teenager named Braden travels the world fighting evil with his cousin Mila and her boyfriend Ivan. Even when not fighting evil, wild things occur. Mila's dad Frank is overweight and idiotic. For example, in one episode, his wife Helen sends him to buy groceries but he comes home 6 hours later with a horse. Mila also has a talking dog who stands on 2 legs. He is a golden-retriever German Shepherd mix named Romeo. Romeo is friends with Mila's 1 year old brother Noah.

Braden-
A 15 to 16 year old. He has blonde hair (like the shade of a golden retriever's fur), fair skin and green eyes. He wears a black shirt and blue jeans.

Mila-
She is also 15 to 16. She has short blonde hair (Bebe Rhexa's shade of blonde), wears a light blue shirt and white jeans. Her breasts and booty are small (yes, there are hot characters in the show, so I thought I might as well talk about their body type)

Ivan-
Fair skin, brown eyes, black hair, red shirt and black jeans

Frank-
Overweight, green shirt and yellow pants. Black hair and blue eyes

Helen-
Short blonde hair, khaki colored shirt and white jeans. Small breasts and booty

Noah-
One year old. Purple overalls with white shirt underneath

Kronk Sanchez-
He is a friend of Franks. He is a paraplegic cop from Peru. He is Rihanna's skin tone with black hair, and wears a dark blue shirt and police pants

Shane Quavious-
White, bald, brown eyes, blue shirt (with a sideways triangle and a pause symbol) and grey jeans.

Juhahn Brown-
Bald black man with a Gandhi mustache. He wears a maroon shirt and brown pants

Mitzi Fenty-
Braden's girlfriend. She has Cardi B's skin color, short black hair, glasses, and Cardi B's booty size

Shelby Sanchez-
Kronk's wife. She has long, flowing brown hair, brown eyes, is busty, and has a booty size of Kylie Jenner. She is caring for Kronk, as he is a paraplegic, and she drives him around in the car

Da'Maria Brown-
Juhahn's wife. She acts like a black teenage girl, and is Filipina with above average body size (for Asians)

Tess Wolfen-
Romeo's girlfriend. Romeo met her at a nightclub. She is a sweet girl and likes to talk erotic around Romeo.

Kate Wolfen-
Tess's twin sister. She likes music more than Tess does, and is less into erotica

Now, onto the episodes-
Braden returns:

Mila is out fighting a group of knights. Braden heads back to his home, and gets Rebellion. but it does not work. however, he gets new aliens and tests out one called big chill, and it has ice breath. he then meets a girl named Mitzi Fenty, who congratulates him. this gets Braden a girlfriend. He then leaves to see Mila at her karate class. the forever knights show up again. it turns out that their supplier is Braden's old enemy: Ivan. he uses a laser gun called the laser lance. it is level 5 technology. a group of aliens called the dnaliens shows up. he then turns into a plant based creature called swampfire. he gets his limbs shot off, but grows 'em back. so, swampfire then projects flame from his hands. The next day, Mila adopts a smart, talking brown dog, and names him Romeo. The day after Romeo is adopted, Mila gets a new brother: Noah.

all that glitters:

Braden is having a walk with Mila and Ivan. there is a truck crashing. a teenager named Michael Morningstar rescues the teen girl. so, there are dnaliens heading their way, and Braden turns into a new alien called chromastone. chromastone then fires a multicolored energy blast at the aliens. later that day, they visit Michael’s mansion, and he absorbs Mila's energy, turning her wrinkled. Braden then turns into jetray and shoots mike with his lasers. Mila then turns back to normal, and mike's skin turns into black ash.

darkstar rising:

a group of forever knights attack, and Braden turns into a new alien called goop. goop is a large body of slime. the next day, the team is at mr. smoothy. it turns out mike has become known as darkstar, and can use dark energy. he then drains energy from captives. he can now fly, and shoot black energy beams from his hands.Braden then turns into a dinosaur alien called humungosaur and punches mike.

vengence of vilgax part 1:

it starts with vilgax fighting 4 aliens. his new servant, psyphon shows up with several drone robots. Braden's grandpa and his plumber team show up, but they lose the fight.

vengence of vilgax part 2:

Braden realizes goop, chromastone, spidermonkey, and way big are gone from Rebellion. it turns out he has 24 hours to find them. Braden finds chromastone. he tries to turn into humungosaur, but turns into upchuck and captures chromastone. Braden then turns into brainstorm to rescue Mila and capture spidermonkey. he then travels into the sewers and blows up the sewers due to the flames getting in contact with sewer methane. he then captures goop. he then turns into jetray and attacks vilgax. he then turns into big chill and freezes vilgax, but vilgax shocks him. afterwards, he captures way big, but turns into chromastone. so, he destroys chromastone, but chromastone then turns into diamondhead and takes out vilgax.

ghost town:

Vilgax shows up and asks Braden for helps. Braden says yes, and heads to vilgax's home planet. he turns into swampfire and saves a crying little girl. he then heads into vilgax's palace, captures ghost freak and turns into him. but the evil form of ghostfreak takes over, and Braden plans to never transform for 2 years into ghostfreak.

Gay Frank:

Frank is sent to buy groceries, and Helen gives him money. He buys a horse, and it turns out he had enough money. “Frank, there’s something off about that horse.”, said Helen. Frank then says the horse is brain damaged. The horse falls over and gets back up. The horse urinates in the living room. “You know what? I don’t want him to feel self-conscious. Everybody pee.”, said Frank. “Frank we’re…”, said Helen interrupted. “Everybody pees, nnow!”, said Frank. “We’re an unusual family.”, said Noah. The horse walks into the kitchen, and licks Noah’s head. The horse walks into Frank and Helen’s bedroom and licks Frank’s butt. “What made you come around, Helen? I love you so much. I love you so much, Helen.”, said Frank. The next morning, the horse is behind the car. “Frank, that horse is just creepy.”, said Helen. The car crashes into Juhahn’s house as he’s taking a bath. The horse licks the bath water. “That’s nasty. That’s got all my stink of the day.”, said Juhahn. The next day, Frank is in the kitchen and Helen asks why there’s a lot of milk. “Oh, that reminds me. Some of that is not milk. It’s horse sperm. I’m a horse breeder now.”, said Frank. Noah is weirded out, and eats his cereal slower. “Frank, no one’s gonna want to breed with that horse”, said Romeo. “Yes, they will. After tomorrow, he will win the Tucson derby. I have a 6th sense. Remember when I predicted the ending to Finding Nemo?”, said Frank. However, the horse just keeps running into walls, and Frank is in debt. Frank goes to the doctor, who will do an experiment to determine if being gay is genetic, and Frank will receive $125. It makes Frank gay, but it also causes him to leave his house and get a boyfriend.

con of rath:

Mila, Ivan and Braden are asked to babysit an alien. but the alien causes Braden to turn into an agressive tiger alien called rath. Mila knocks Rath unconscious and he wakes up. It turns out Rath’s speices is aggressive, has retractable taydenite claws, a taydenite skeleton, and a healing factor. The team then heads to a planet with a bunch of taydenite, and rath punches vulcanus in the chest. when the baby's parents come, Braden reverts to human.

single handed:

Braden as spidermonkey is being chased by a guy named sunder. sunder cuts off Braden's hand and Braden is in the null void while his left hand is on earth. he is chased by vulpimancers, but turns into jetray to escape. Mitzi takes his hand to Ivan and Mila. Mila fights sunder. Mitzi turns Braden into Diamondhead to fight sunder. when Braden returns to earth, his hand is in the null void, but he turns into brainstorm and fires an electrical blast at sunder. he then turns into echo echo, clones himself, and uses the sonic scream

Welfare Frank:

Frank loses his job and gets a welfare check of $150,000 a week. He rents the statue of David. He reveals the penis broke off, so he threw it at the neighbor. “I shall call you Eduardo!”, says the guy who receives it from being thrown. He tells Helen he’s getting a big raise, and offers to take them to the most expensive meal. “I’d like 6,000 chicken fuh-juy-tuhs, please.”, said Frank at the drive through, mistaking the Fajita pronunciation. Frank gets a moat and lip surgery for Mila. The check arrives in the mail and Helen finds the truth and is mad. Frank gets a blimp over a baseball game and drops a large bag of money over the game.

Mila’s crush:

Tucson has run out of cops, so Frank steals a giraffe from the zoo. It then goes to Shane’s house. “Oh, yeah that feels good, honey. Hey! Your not the giraffe from last night! Get out!”, said Shane. It then crashes into Juhahn’s house as he’s taking a bath. Tucson High school is having an upcoming dance. Meanwhile, Mila’s dad Frank is wearing a cop outfit and spending time with his friends Juhahn Brown and Kronk Sanchez. Mila comes home from school, threatening to hurt herself, since she has no date. As a last resort, Romeo agrees to take her, so he puts on a black suit. He hides his frustration by drinking a bottle of booze. Some girl named Ellie shows up and says “You know, Mila, uglies aren’t allowed. So, Romeo can stay, and you can leave.”. “You know, Ellie, I think I have an idea why you’re such a bitch.”, said Romeo. “You see, you can’t bear to look at yourself in the mirror, only to see a white devil. So, you pick on Mila to avoid the inevitable realization, that you’re so ugly, even Kim Jong-Un is smart enough to know not to date you. How’s that feel, Ellie?”, said Romeo. Romeo and Mila then kiss, but Romeo throws up, claiming it was the booze. The next day, Romeo explains they are just friends. Mila claims to get over it, so she bakes him a pie to show it. Romeo asks what is in it. “Well, there’s some apples, some cinnamon and my hair.”, said Mila. “My hair is in the pie, Romeo, and now it’s inside of you. Part of me is inside of you. Do you feel me, Romeo? Do you feel me?”, said Mila. She locks herself in her room, thinking about him, and Romeo says to Mila’s mom Helen that he may have made out with Mila. She punches him, asking what is wrong with him. “This morning, she made me eat the hair in her pie.”, said Romeo. She then punches him again. He goes upstairs to check on Mila, but she follows him around. She ties him up in white bandages, like a mummy, with only his head sticking out to take him to a motel. Frank, Juhahn and, Shane and Kronk are in the living room, in their cop outfits waiting for something to happen. “What are you doing?”, asked Juhahn. “Watching Shelby take off her clothes.”, said Kronk. “She’s your wife.”, said Juhahn. “I like to pretend she’s a stranger who looks like Shelby and lives in my house.”, said Kronk. Braden then shows up and reports Romeo being tied up. Meanwhile, at the motel, Mila says “Get ready, Romeo, because we’re gonna be here a hwile.”, as she takes off her clothes and gets into just her underwear and bra. Helen, and the 3 idiot cops show up and explain to her that is wrong, and she’ll eventually find another boy.

Shiva arrives:

Frank, Helen, Mila, Braden, Romeo and Noah are in a diner, where the waiters and waitresses are dressed like people like Marilyn Monroe. The song “I’m N luv (Wit a stripper)” is playing. Frank gets excited, gets up, dances and sings. “Braden, don’t you know I’m N Luv wit a stripper? MILA, everybody knows that I’m N Luv wit a stripper! Guy behind the counter. I’m N Luv wit a stripper. Hey, frightened little child. I’m N luv wit a stripper. lady on the toilet. I’m N luv wit a stripper.” The man removes the CD from the jukebox, and gives it to Frank. Later that day, Frank is sleeping. Noah and Romeo destroy the CD. Frank goes to a record store and asks if they have the CD. “No, a dog and a baby took all copies.”, said the guy, who was the God Shiva. “Say, you look familiar. Did you go to Carol Rae Elementary?”, said Frank, “No”, said Shiva. “You friends with Gary, who owns the bike store?”, and then Shiva said no. “Are you Shiva?”, said Frank. “Oh, my gosh! Your Lord Shiva!”, said Frank. “No, I’m not. I’m just a blue guy working at a record store.”, said Shiva. “Well then, you won’t mind if I pee on these Indian DVD’s.”, said Frank. It turns out Shiva pops in every hundred years or so. He visits Frank’s place for dinner. He turns Mila and Braden’s dinner into ice cream sundaes. Frank then whispers something into his ear, and Shiva makes Helen’s breasts slightly larger. Romeo’s jaw drops. Shiva is on TV and becomes famous. He then leaves, deciding earth is not ready for him yet, and gives frank the T-Pain CD.

Baby not on board:

Frank wins free gas points, and takes Romeo, Braden, Helen and Mila to New York. Noah sneaks out of his car seat. Noah wakes up and realizes they are gone. He goes to get soda. “Helen, I’m drinking my first soda. Better come stop me!”, said Noah. “Oh, that’s good! Must be the sugar! Bartholomew, suddenly I want to run. Chase me!”, he then said. He then runs for a minute and then says “Now, I’m sad.”. The group arrives at New York. “So, this is where the first guy got AIDS.”, said Frank. “Frank, this is the sight of the 9/11 terrorist attack.”, said Romeo. “So Saddam Hussein did this?”, said Frank. “No.”, said Romeo. “The Iraqi army?”., Frank said. “No.”, said Romeo. “That one lady who visited Iraq that one time?”, Frank said. “No, Frank. Iraq had nothing to do with this. It was a bunch of Saudi Arabians, Lebanese, and Egyptians financed by a Saudi Arabian living in Afghanistan and sheltered by Pakistanis.”, said Romeo. “So we should declare war on Iran?”, said Frank. Helen then takes the blanket off the car seat, only to discover Noah is not there. “That is hilarious. I can imagine him freaking out.”, said Romeo. So, they call Shane and Juhahn to babysit him. They show up, the door opens, and they are taken out with a gas trap. Noah realizes his mistake, since he was wearing a mask, so he hides them in the washing room. After not receiving any calls for 8 hours, the family goes back.

primus:

Braden, Ivan and Mila head to a strange new planet. they are then captured along with azmuth. Braden gives vilgax Rebellion and turns him into goop. he grabs the artificial gravity projector, turns it off and takes back Rebellion. afterwards, Braden turns into cannonbolt and knocks vilgax into a pit, but vilgax gets bigger, so Braden turns into way big and tosses vilgax into space.

vendetta:

A criminal called ragnarok escapes from the null void. Ivan claims ragnarok killed Ivan's dad. so, when ragnarok arrives, Ivan fights him off by punching. Braden then turns into lodestar and uses magnetic waves to throw a garage door and a couple cars at ragnarok, but he survives. Mila uses her sorcery. ragnarok fires a white blast, but Braden turns into diamondhead and uses his arms to reflect the blast back at him. he then fires the diamond shards, but he misses the fire. Ivan then punches ragnarok to death

(Movie) The swarm (realistic looking):

It starts with Braden, Mila and Ivan at a black market. A woman named Elena, offers to sell them Nanochips. The nanochips become alive. The team decides they need to stop the nanochips. Ivan is driving his car, but is chased by nanochips. This makes Braden turn into humongosaur to fight the nanochips off, demolishing Ivan's car in the process. Mila realizes they have adapted to their environment and become smarter. It turns out Elena's fatther has been infected, using his nostril and brain as a hive, to mass-produce the chips, posessed by the queen. They arrive at a car repair place to find a swarm flying. Mila starts by firing a mana blast. They dodge it. Braden selects spidermonkey, but turns into Big chill. He freezes them. When they arrive at the gang place. Ivan punches them and Mila uses simple mana. So, Braden scans the nanochips. He taps the Rebellion, but gets small. However, he turns into something new. Ivan questions what it is. Mila says it is somekid of nanomechanical organism. This makes Braden name the new alien nanomech. So, he flies into Victor's nostril and fires green blasts to take out the nanochip queen

the final battle part 1:

Albedo (a clone of Braden) develops a device called Yamato. it's like Rebellion, but some aliens have an ultimate form. Braden then fights albedo as humungosaur, but albedo goes ultimate and wins. vilgax steals Rebellion, and develops machines called biods. whenever he selects an alien, all the biods turn into that alien

the final battle part 2:

albedo battles the biods as humungosaur while he is in ultimate humungosaur. he fires missiles from his hands at them, and uses strength. vilgax then captures albedo, Braden, Mila, Ivan and Braden's grandpa. Braden uses voice command to blow up Rebellion and take's Albedo’s Yamato. he turns into swampfire. first, he punches vilgax. then, he uses his flamethrower hands. after that, he throws seeds, which turn into vine arms, but vilgax cuts it with his laser eyes. so, Braden goes ultimate. ultimate swampfire has blue flames, seed bombs on his arms, and can use flames to propel himself underwater. but the ship goes underwater, and vilgax turns into a large squid. Braden escapes by turning into jetray.

video games:

Braden is being used in alien forms for a video game, but stephen says that nanomech is too small and way big is too big. so, he makes a robot spider to fight Braden. the stalker is strong enough to stop lodestar and humungosaur, keep cannonbolt in place, is not metal, making lodestar's powers useless, has 360 degree vision, mirrors to deflect jetray's laser blasts, can melt big chill's ice, fire extinguisher for swampfire and chemical liquid to kill swampfire's plants. however, since nanomech was not used, Braden turns into nanomech, goes inside and fires the green beams to take it out. then turns into way big and destroys it.

too hot to handle:

Ivan acidentally opens an alien named p'andors suit. Braden scans p'andor and unlocks a new alien which he calls nrg. he then uses waterhazard to fight him, but he is resistant to the water cannons. so, he tries big chill, but the ice thawed to fast. he then goes to ultimate cannonbolt, and captures him.

deep:

Braden, Mila and Ivan are on their way to a water planet called Pisces. they are battling sea creatures, when Braden turns into humungosaur and drowns. to avoid drowning, he transforms into ampfibian. they get inside the dry building where Braden reverts to normal. but aggregor steals the map of infinity. so, Braden turns into goop and puts goop's artificial gravity projector in.

forge of creation:

Braden meets his younger self. Younger Braden still thinks Ivan is evil. so, he turns into heatblast, and 16-year-old Braden tries to turn into big chill, but becomes nrg. young Braden tries to get a hit punch, but is then blasted with a laser eye. things then turn out better. they head into the galaxy, and find a bunch of celestialsapien's, alien x's speices. aggregor tries to absorb power from a baby one, but Ivan absorbs the power from the Yamato, beats up aggregor and absorbs his power. this turns Ivan evil

absolute power:

Ivan fights Mila at an arcade. he uses flames, but Mila uses a wind spell. she then summons rock monsters, but they are defeated. Mila is then knocked out by Ivan's sonic scream. Braden then turns into spider monkey and punches Ivan. but it does not work well, so he turns into echo echo and goes ultimate. he summons encircles sonic disks around Ivan, and pulls the ol' sonic doom technique. this reverts Ivan back to normal

Romeo and the older women:

Frank buys a DVD so cheap, claiming those DVD’s are “Outdated and obsolete, like white track runners”. Frank watches Roadhouse and then kicks Romeo, then throws him, destroying Juhahn’s house, and making the bathtub fall out. Frank pays for a burger, but needs another $1.25, but instead kicks the window. “Keep the change”, said Frank. He then travels to the Charlie Brown universe seeing Lucy pull the football prank, and kicks her. Frank and Romeo go on a drive, and Frank steers successfully by kicking the wheel, but then crashes into another car. Romeo meets the other car’s driver Nicki, see’s her mom to pick up Nicki, but she left with someone else. Romeo gets a crush on Nicki’s mom named Georgette. He spends a night with her, but she breaks her hip. The next day, he gets milk of Magnesia, but cheats on her with a couple girls at a bar.

the creature from beyond:

it turns out a creature called the lucubra is brain washing random people. Braden, Ivan and Mila take them out. since Mila was affected, she randomly gets distracted. so, Braden turns into armadrillo and drills a hole. Ivan punches to lucubra into the hole and Mila covers it with a magic seal.

a knight to remember:

Braden hears the story of a knight slaying an octopus god named diagon by stabbing his hearth with a sword. so, Braden turns into fasttrack and fights off the forever knights. Frank is trapped with a group of other people. Frank is bored, so he tells a story. “Once upon a time, there was a hilarious ogre named Shrek 3. He lived in medieval times. But sometimes he’d say things from today times.”, said Frank. when they arrive at the seal, vilgax is wearing armor and holding a sword. Braden turns into an alien called eatle and fires an energy blast. it turns out diagon was the leader of the lucubra

prisoner 775 is missing:

an alien prisoner from area 51 escapes. he then threatens a soldier, and says that on his home planet, there was a dictator. To find him, Braden turns into wildmutt to sniff him out Braden then turns into humungosaur and detains the prisoner. he then scans him, and calls this new alien chamalien.

Another child:

Helen uses a pregnancy test. “Oh, no. I hope not. We can’t afford another kid. We already got Braden, Noah, Tommy, Chuckie, Dil, Phil, Lil, Stu Pickles, Angelica Pickles, Akon, Boner, Mr. James…”. “Frank, those aren’t your kids. That’s music.”, said Romeo. “Scorpion, Sonya, Shang Tsung…”, said Frank. “Mortal Kombat.”, said Romeo. “Red, blue, green”, said Frank. “Colors”, said Romeo. Romeo suggests that Frank gets a vasectomy. Frank goes to the bar, and Kronk says all his cop friends got one, but Frank asks what to do if he wants another kid. Juhahn suggests freezing his sperm. Noah is at the playground and kicks a kid in the pelvis. Frank heads to the bank, but accidentally knocks down all the small cups, and refills it with his own. A lesbian couple arrive, wanting to have a child. 9 months later, a child is born, and wants world domination, like Noah. He arrives at the playground Noah is controlling, and battles with Noah over control. At first Noah wins, but Hayden sends a girl with chicken pox to send Noah away from the playground. At home, Helen is giving Noah an oatmeal bath.

The weird day:

Mila is watching TV, when a video of a couple talking to each other comes on. “Mercedes, you know I love you, but I got to come clean. I’m not really a man. I’m a woman.”, said the boyfriend, as he reveals he was in a really good disguise. “You’re a woman?”, said Mercedes. “I’m not really a woman. I’m a horse.”, said the person showing he’s a horse. “But I’m not really a horse. I’m a broom.”, said the guy, as he revealed his true form, and the broom fell over. Mila laughs and calls Mitzi. “Hey, did you see that funny video on TV? It turns out Mercedes boyfriend was broom disguised as a horse, disguised as a woman, disguised as a man!”, said Mila. “I was about to call you about it! I’ll see you at the gym, Mila.”, said Mitzi. Mila arrives at the gym to see Mitzi when some guy, shows up and has hearts in his eyes, staring at both. “Pervert.”, said Mila. The fellow sends an image to Braden. “Look at the Russian and the Chilean babe in those yoga pants.”, said the fellow in the text. “Gus, the Russian is my cousin, Mila, and the Chilean is Mexican. The Latina is my girlfriend, Mitzi!”, said Braden. 2 days later, Mila is bullied. “Hi, Mila.”, said Ellie. “I can’t fit all my books in my locker. Can I put the rest on your big (a-word)?”, said Ellie, as she and her friends are laughing. “Hi, Ellie. Frank Williams. Mila’s dad. Can you do me a favor. See that fire extinguisher?”, said Frank. Frank slams her face into the fire extinguisher case, and she nearly died. Mila gets home from the gym, and Braden tells her about the incident with Gus. “This reminds me of that time we thought the world was ending and Shane had sex with Shelby.”, said Mila. A flashback. “Kronk, you gotta help me. I’ve never had sex. All those times I lied! I don’t wanna die a virgin. Let me have sex with Shelby.”, said Shane. Kronk agrees. Shane shows up, and Kronk asks how his first time was. “Oh, I’ve had sex before. I just wanted to have it again, and with Shelby since the world is ending.”, said Shane.

Braden & the bear (movie):

Braden visits Tim’s house and takes him on a camping trip. Braden smells rain is coming, and gives Tim a rain coat. They walk through the forest, and then see the camping spot. They have a couple marshmallows and relax. Nighttime and sleep comes. Next morning, Tim sees a rat steals his cookies and head down a log, but it is gone. Braden shows up from collecting wood to say good morning to Tim. Tim goes near the river to fill the canteen and sees a bear named Will. A mountain lion known as Evil shows up, after Will and Will’s moose friend Armani. Will follows Tim back to the camp. Braden is seen cooking a couple of salmon. Will tries to bite it, but burns, thinking it’s on fire. They go pick some berries, but Will eats them instead of just collecting them. Tim goes back to his house. Will reveals to Braden and Tim that he lost his parents in the middle of a forest fire. So, Braden leaves, and Tim goes on an adventure with Will. Will and Tim arrive at a random tree. Tim claims they are trying to get to the moon. Tim’s friends Loretta, Bob, and Trinity show up. So, Tim jumps from a tree onto his feet on the ground, acting like he’s flying. They then suggest a search party, to look for Will’s parents. Trinity heads into the forest, but it gets dark and she accidentally walks into a bush. She then see’s 2 foxes, who are referring to themselves as Chaka and Chris. Will reveals he and the 2 foxes used to know each other and be best friends. However, Evil is back, and Will’s parents have come to help. Will says goodbye to Tim, Chaka and Chris, saying it was nice to meet them. “Hey, Tim. Your friend Braden seems like a cool guy, and so do you. Thanks for introducing me to so new things.”, said Will.

Williams history:

A few burglars arrive, so the family gets into the panic room. “Since there is no food, we will eat each other. But I think this story is important for the last one of us alive to know. The history of our family.”, said Frank. Frank tells Mila to get a sandwich, but Mila says she can’t, so Frank tries spitting on her so she can fit through the vents, and she is pushed down by Frank and Helen. “I HATE YOU ALL!”, said Mila. So, Frank tells the story of how his ancestor invented the wheel. “Romeo, Frank make wheel, but no one want to buy wheel.”, said Frank. “Frank make wheel? That big success. Offer reward for buying wheel.”, said Romeo. Caveman Frank is making a presentation about the wheel, Helen shows up, and Romeo removes her clothes, only having her in her underclothing, tricking people into thinking they will get Helen if they buy the wheel. Up next, Moses Williams, who led Jews out of Egypt, and told them they were not allowed to point out signs out loud or complain. He then tells the story of David Williams, who was from Tucswana. “Hey, Shanevo.”, he said to Shane’s black ancestor. Kronk’s ancestor was also disabled, but used a pig, since wheelchairs had not reached Africa yet. David goes to collect bananas, but a monkey ancestor of Romeo tells him to be careful since white people are around. The white ancestor of Juhahn arrives. “Hey, you’re a different color. You wanna be equals?”, said David. “I’m taking you and your friends to South Carolina!”, said Juhahn. So, they were put on a boat, but David’s cuff was loose, so they put the Captain’s bed onto the ocean where he fell into the water the next morning as he woke up, and so they had fun on that boat that summer, but eventually arrived on a Southern Farm, where Muhammad was forced to change his name to David. “Back when science didn’t have much innovation, and people were hated, just for being different.”, said Frank. “And so, he saw his master’s daughter, Megara Matson. Most people marry their own race, but he was one of the few blacks who would marry an Irish. He knew she was the perfect one.”, said Frank. In the middle of the night, he sneaks up to Megara’s bedroom, and asks her to marry him, and so they have 3 kids, who look like the modern Williams kids, but black. Meg’s dad Gerald caught them one day, and to escape, David hits him with a frying pan so they can escape. They eventually made it to the North, where David would start his own business, to show the prosperity of black people. Up next was Adolf Hitler’s brother Frank Hitler, who would bother him and would eventually roast him public and show people to support other things. Frank accidentally fires the flare gun up at the ceiling, making the sprinklers fill the room with water. The good news is, Kronk shows up to arrest the thieves.

Franktopia:

Frank’s friends get a tax refund. Kronk purchases headphones with surround sound so he can watch movies without waking Shelby. Juhahn buys a trampoline. Frank does not get a refund. He decides to create a pool on his own land by digging a hole. “I found a rubber root!”, said Frank, as he noticed a power cord for the neighborhood. He is stopped due to town zoning laws from making a pool. He decides to speak with mayor Oliver Queen. “Darn government. Saying I can’t build a pool on my own land, and after my ancestor helped fight for equality for black people!”, said Frank. He arrives to get the permit but it turns out his house is not part of the USA, so he starts his own country Franktopia. He arrives at the UN, but they don’t respect him. Iran’s leader suggests invading the US, to get respect. He annexes Kronk’s pool, but the US cuts off the power supply, and he invites dictators over for a pool party. Helen, Braden, Noah and Mila leave, but Romeo stays. Frank decides to give up, and Franktopia is absorbed back into the USA. Multiple Frank's:

Frank, Braden and Mila are sitting on the couch watching a commercial for bouqets of Fruit and Helen is about to leave for ladies night with Da’Maria and Shelby. "Frank, before I go, I left a list of hot commercial actresses on the refrigerator.", Helen says. "What is this Refrigerator you keep mentioning? Are you talking about the sandwich house?", says Frank. Helen arrives at Applebee's. "It feels good to get out of the house! If I had to change one more diaper off Noah, I would lose it.", Helen said. They decide to prank call their husbands. Da’Maria calls Juhahn. Juhahn is sitting on the toilet, crying while eating a pie. "You found brown.", says Juhahn. "Hi, Juhahn. This is Cardi B. I received all your letters. I like your mustache. But your arms are fat.", she says. "How do you know my arms are fat?", he responds. "You're eating a pie on the toilet. It's your wife!", Da’Maria says, as her husband is crying. Shelby calls Kronk. "Hi, this is RadioStar. We will pay you $500 if you can sing "What is love".", Shelby says. "What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more. Oh, woahoa.", Kronk sings. "But you have to be able to walk.", she says. Helen goes home later that night, and finds out the Frank has been donating his sperm, and is trying to meet his children. A whole bunch of kids that look like Frank (with different hair and skin colors) show up in the front yard and Helen is shocked. They decide to have a party that welcomes Frank's children. Frank breaks wind, and all his kids do so, making Helen frustrated with what Frank has done. Mila then meets someone speaking in a Russian accent, who claims to be her clone, and then hits Mila in the leg with a blast of energy. Frank grabs a fat midget and asks if they can keep it, but Helen declines. Frank responds by claiming he will take good care of him. "You always say that, and I end up doing all the work, watching our kids.", Helen says. "I'm not your kid! I'm a fat midget! I need to get to my wedding!", says the short man. Helen meets another child of Frank: Joey. They go for ice cream together, and Helen gets chocolate on her hands, and Joey sucks off the ice cream. The next day, Frank and Joey get in a fight. Throwing each other out the window and hitting Frank with the mailbox. Frank is weakened, and Helen punches Joey, apologizing to Frank

Frank’s Habit:

Frank notices one of his co-workers taking a smoke break and decides to partake in one as an excuse to get out of work. He then gets home. He’s about to change Noah’s diaper, and then says to himself: “Oh! Smoke break!”, as he leaves Noah’s bedroom and lights a cigarette. Later that night, Helen and Frank are about to have sex as he gets under the covers and says “Smoke break!”, and then Helen coughs out smoke. “Frank! Since when are you a smoker? Put that out, right now. Smoking is highly addictive.”, Helen responds. “I’m not addicted. I need every couple hours or so. I can quit anytime I want. I’ll toss this one out right now.”, he says as he throws the cigarette out of the window. He runs outside and catches it. “I’m so sorry I threw you out the window!”, he says as he puffs a cigarette. The next morning, Frank goes for a run as an excuse to smoke more cigarettes while Helen makes breakfast. “Oh! I forgot to get the mail.”, Frank says as he goes outside to get the mail and smoke a cigarette. “Braden, what are you doing today?”, Helen asks Braden. “Going to the aquarium with Mila, Ivan and Mitzi at 12:00.”, Braden responds. The friends have gone to the aquarium. “Hi, Mitzi. Its been a while. If I’m not a round you can always talk to my sister, Megan. Hi, how are ya? Then again, don’t listen to anything my sister says. She’s nuts!”, Mila says to Mitzi and her reflection in the aquarium. Helen notices Frank gets all wrinkly. “Frank! Its horrible. We need you to quit smoking.”, she says. “How am I going to quit smoking? I wish smoking could quit me!”, Frank says.

Romeo’s girl:

Romeo has decided to start dating talking dogs, as he has failed with humans before. He goes to a nightclub, and the song “Buy U a drank” is playing. He sees an anthropomorphic wolf with breasts. White fur with her bangs covering her left eye, and the right purple eye showing. She is in purple undergarments. Romeo falls in love as soon as he sees her. Just sitting in the corner as no one else is at the club, smoking a cannabis blunt. “Hi, I’m Romeo. You want to come over to my house?”, Romeo asks. “Sure! And, hey, you’re cute. I’m Tess.”, Tess says as she introduces herself to Romeo. Just as they introduce themselves, a commercial appears on the TV nightclub. Its Frank. “Frank, whats wrong?”, Helen asks. “I want to masturbate, but I’m cold. Now, there is a solution! Hi, I’m Frank Williams, creator of the masturblanket. If you’re anything like me, you can’t always masturbate. Now, you can. The masturblanket. The only blanket with built-in decoy puppet arms. Our patented process makes it look like you’re, laying your arms, or sipping a beer. When your real hands are going to town!”, Frank says to the camera. “Frank, what are you doing?”, Helen asks. “Nothing. Let’s watch Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.”, Frank replies. “But, wait. There’s more. We have masturblankets for all occasions. Sporting events. At the supermarket. On the job.”, Frank says to the camera. “That’s my owner. He’s very idiotic. He mistreats his own daughter Mila.”, Romeo explains to Tess. “Mila? You mean Mila Williams? Braden’s cousin who fights evil with him?! That’s amazing that you know them! What have they been up to recently?”, Tess replies. “Braden’s in China fighting evil.”, Romeo replies. Meanwhile in China, Braden is fighting a group of terracotta statues, come to life, as Ampfibian. Braden arrives at the edge of the castle and meets the Teracotta general who charges towards him with his sword as Braden turns into Swampfire, spraying methane gas when the soldiers emerge. While handling the soldiers, he says to himself: “Too many. Swampfire is not enough. I’ll go…. Big Chill! Ultimate Big Chill!”. He does this as he freezes the troops and the general in ice. Followed by a punch to the general, crippling the ice statue. Back at home, Tess is kneeling. on the couch as Romeo came downstairs. “You’re getting a preview of what’s to come, baby.”, Tess says to Romeo. Romeo decides to get on the couch as well. As he is about to remove her shirt, Frank notices, and says to himself. “Oh, my god! Romeo’s in love with a stripper!”. “Other people live here!”, Noah says to Frank. “Well, Frank interrupted our time, but can I walk you home?”, Romeo asks. “You don’t have to ask.”, Tess responds.

Halloween:

Shelby is talking to Helen about a Halloween party she is throwing at her house. It sounds fun so the team decides to go. Braden decides to go as Brainstorm. "Braden, I want to talk to you about something.", Noah says. "I don't care if anyone gets it. I'm going as Brainstorm.", Braden says to Noah. Later that day, the team goes to the party. "Oh, hi guys!", Shelby says. "Sorry we're late.", Braden says. "Late? It's 7:05.", Shelby replies. "You said the party starts at 7.", Braden says. "Yeah, well, when you start a party at 7, no one shows up at, you know, 7.", Shelby says. "It's 7:05.", Braden says. The team then goes inside to celebrate the halloween party. Mila is dressed as a nurse and Ivan is dressed as a Leprechaun. "Perhaps you'd like to hear my heart skip a beat. No, really. I have arrythmia.", Ivan says to Mila. Romeo is there and meets Tess. Tess is a soldier model. Basically, wearing a military helmet, an open military jacket, with black tape over her breasts, wearing black panty briefs. Romeo is a cop dog. "Yo, babe. Gimme some of that kinky shit with them handcuffs. They excite me.", Tess says to Romeo. "Want a threesome with me & Kate? She's my twin.", she says as she points at the grey wolf with blue eyes. "Babe, you know I only like you.", Romeo replies. "I was just playing, boo!", Tess replies. "Shock, according to my calculations.", Braden says as a hint to Kate to guess what his costume is. "I still don't get it.", Tess says. "I'm Brainstorm.", Braden replies. "Ok, if that is some sort of Aspergers joke, I find it very insensitive.", Kate says as she walks away. "Why don't you just tell people you're an Electro Crustacean?", Noah asks. "Why don't you tell people you're one of the 7 dwarves?", Braden asks. "I'm Frodo.", Noah replies. "Yes, well, I'm Brainstorm.", Braden replies.