MLP Ponies React To My Little War Horse

The FiM Ponies react to My Little War Horse!!

Script
(The ponies are watching My Little War Horse on computers.)

Twilight Sparkle: Oh cool, men.

Captain Nicholls: My boy, England is at war, a world war. And we need your help.

Albert Narracott: But I'm just a 98-pound weakling! I couldn't join the army, unless you had a machine that can turn me into a super-soldier! Hey, that's a great idea! You can call me "Captain Ameri--"

Applejack: (Bangs on table) Oh come on!

Captain Nicholls: You misunderstand. We don't want you. We want your horse.

Albert Narracott: Not Joey!

Captain Nicholls: Correct, not Joey. We actually want the pink one.

Pinkie Pie (MLWH): Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie!

Pinkie Pie: What?! Is that supposed to be me?!

Pinkie Pie (MLWH): Well, isn't this a colorful brigade!

Rainbow Dash: More like a stupid brigade in the name of Celestia. (sigh)

Rainbow Dash (MLWH): They're calling us the greatest generation born!

Applejack (MLWH): I hear that our drill sergeant is the toughest in the whole army.

Applejack: That isn't me. Why mah color scheme looks just like Apple Bloom's.

Pinkie Pie (MLWH): I hear that I really shouldn't be here! From me! I hear it when I say it out loud! I really shouldn't be here.

Pinkie Pie: Then go away--

Rainbow Dash (MLWH): Shhh. Here comes the sergeant.

(Fluttershy from MLWH appears.)

Fluttershy: Oh my.

Fluttershy (MLWH): Attention ponies.

Pinkie Pie (MLWH): She doesn't seem so bad.

Fluttershy (MLWH): Ahem. (Goes into man voice.) '''YOU'RE ALL ABOUT TO BE SENT TO FRANCE TO FIGHT ON THE BATTLEFIELD OF WORLD WAR I WHICH IS ACTUALLY CALLED THE GREAT WAR BECAUSE WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT WE'D HAVE MORE THAN ONE WAR! BUT NOW THAT WE DO, IT JUST MAKES IT LESS CONFUSING TO THE MOVIE GOING PUBLIC! YOU GOT THAT?!'''

Fluttershy: (starts squealing worriedly) Is this Bridle Gossip or this video?!

(continued)

Albert Narracott: Alright, there was a little more ocean between England and France than I thought. Now, how do I save Pinkie? OF COURSE! I'm in France, it's a Spielberg movie! I know who I could call!

Rainbow Dash: What's a Spielberg movie?

(Scene goes to Tintin, Captain Haddock, and Snowy.)

Tintin: At last! With this clue we can solve the secret of the Unicorn.

(Albert Narracott busts in.)

Albert Narracott: TINTIN! Stop whatever boring adventure you're doing and come with me.

Tintin: My adventures aren't boring!

Albert Narracott: OK, fine! They're European.

(Pinkie pie laughs.)

(Scene goes to the ponies battling the unicorns. But then a rainbow beam hits Rainbow Dash's leg.)

Rainbow Dash (MLWH): MY LEG!

Rarity: So rude!

Twilight Sparkle (MLWH): Any last words, pony?

Pinkie Pie (MLWH): Yeah, any last words?

Rainbow Dash (MLWH): Pinkie Pie? But you're on my side.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh come on, Pinkie.

Pinkie Pie: It wasn't me, Twilight, It was me in the video!

Pinkie Pie (MLWH): Am I? Honestly, I get confused. I mean, we all look alike, there are colors...

Twilight Sparkle (MLWH): And we all just want to learn about friendship.

Rainbow Dash (MLWH): So why are we fighting?

Pinkie Pie (MLWH): UNICORN!

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah... I'm a unicorn, alright.

(continued)

Pinkie Pie: Yes, because it's the sequel, World War II, that has the Peacocks and the Dolphins, I think. Ain't history grand?

(Segment ends.)

Rarity: Okay... That was awkward.

Question time!! :D
Announcer: What is the video called?

Twilight Sparkle: My Little War Horse.

Applejack: Mah Little War Horse, to be exact.

Rainbow Dash: My Little War Horse, DUH!!!

Announcer: The main characters were parodied in this episode, except for Rarity. It is unknown why the creator(s) of My Little War Horse never parodied Rarity.

Rarity: So that's why a parodied pony like me wasn't included?

Fluttershy: Sorry Rarity, they think you're too picky for this thing.

Announcer: Can you name the parodied five main characters?

Pinkie Pie: Oh yeah, my parodied character should be called Purpie Pie!

Announcer: Why "Purpie Pie"?

Pinkie Pie: Because...y'know. She's purple.

(An audience laughs. Pinkie Pie laughs alongside them too.)

Twilight Sparkle: Plum Blueberry Star.

Rainbow Dash: Meh... Color Cloud.

Applejack: Bloomjack. Basically, that's just known as a great name for parodied me havin' the color scheme of Apple Bloom...ah think.

Fluttershy: Honeysoft.

Announcer: Those are great names!

Twilight Sparkle: Thanks. Oh, why don't we end this already?

(End.)