You Shall Not Pass

Donovan is driving down the road when he comes to a bridge. However, the bridge keeper ,from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, blocks his way.

The Bridge keeper: STOP! He who cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

Donovan Jelani:Ask me the questions, bridge keeper. I am not afraid.

The Bridge Keeper:What...is your name?

Donovan Jelani:Donovan Jelani of Jefferson Avenue.

The Bridge Keeper:What...is your quest?

Donovan Jelani:To seek the Holy Grail.

The Bridge Keeper:What...is the true reason why According to Jim is still on the air?

Donovan Jelani:...I don't know that one.

Suddenly, he and his car are launched into the air and he screams as he falls down into the pit.

Donovan Jelani: (shouted) ALL I WANTED WAS SOME HOLY GRAIL BRAND ICE CREAM FROM THE CORNER STORE OF 4TH STREEEEET!