FriendTales: God Wants Me To Forgive Them

-FriendTales: God Wants Me To Forgive Them?!?

1993-2004 Version
Eric: Hey viewers, welcome to FriendTales. I'm Eric Needles.

Johnny: And I'm Johnny Test.

Eric: And we're here to answer your questions.

Johnny: Yep.

Eric: Now Johnny.

Johnny: Yeah Eric?

Eric: The other day I was walking home from my bowling league, but then I bumped into Marco; on of our TV friends.

Johnny: Oh, that's great.

Eric: Mmmhhm, now Marco had a question for us. He says that when his younger sister tries to make him mad, and then she says she's sorry. Well Marco's mom says he needs to forgive her. Why does he have to forgive?

Johnny: Oooh! That's a good question.

(Johnny thinks of something.)

Johnny: Oh I know! I'll tell Marco the story of... "The Friends Of Wrath".

Eric: Oh that's a classic. This'll be good.

Johnny: Once upon a time, there were some very grumpy friends.

(Eric gets confused and bothers Johnny.)

Eric: Um... Are you sure that's how "The Friends of Wrath" goes?

Johnny: Oh yeah.

Eric: Oh, okay.

Johnny: Um Eric.

Eric: Yeah Johnny?

(Johnny gives Eric a stern look.)

Johnny: Try not to interrupt!

(Eric gives a sorry face.)

Eric: Oh, sorry

(Johnny goes back to the story and the story fades into scene.)

Johnny: Once upon a time, there were some very grumpy friends.

(Sunny the sun smiles but as he looks down as he hears the friends' jalopy and the smile fades.)

(The jalopy appears and the engine's coughing noises make the music and the singing kicks in.)

All: We are the friends...of wrath! We'll never take a bath. It is our style to seldom smile and never laugh. Trevor: We are the! All: friends...of wrath! "So stay out of our path! There's no escape from grumpy friends. We are the friends of wrath! Vana: I'm Vana. Trevor: I'm Trevor. Vana: This is our brood. Trevor: We're grumpy and we know it! Vana: That's Jake and Haley. Trevor: They're both rude! Vana and Trevor: And not afraid to show it! Jake and Haley: We're not the folks you'd like to meet, we bicker by hour. Jake: While the other friends are nice and sweet, Haley: We're really rather sour!. All: And as we go driving by, Jake: I might spit your eye! Haley: Or throw a snake in your milkshake to make you sigh! Trevor: 'Cuz we're the! All: friends...of wrath so stay out of our path! There's no escape from grumpy friends. We are the friends of wrath! There's no escape from grumpy friends. We are the friends of wrath."

(a tree who was about to be run over comes to life and jumps into a nearby pond.)

(the music ends)

Johnny: One day, the friends were out riding around in their jalopy. When suddenly...they hit a bump.

(Trevor Troublemeyer hits a tree stump and Haley and Jake fly out of the jalopy.)

Trevor: We must've hit a bump.

(camera shows the tree stump that the jalopy hit)

Jake: Hey! What'd you did that for?

Haley: I didn't do. You did it you big possum head.

Jake: I did not you taco salad rabbit nose.

Haley: You did you casserole head iguana boy!

(everyone goes into silence.)

Jake: Trevor!

(Trevor steps out of the jalopy.)

Trevor: Now Haley, apologize to Jake.

Haley: Huh? What for?

Trevor: Well, you know he's just thirteen years old.

Haley: Yeah, so?

2005-2014 Version
Ray Ray: Hey viewers, welcome to FriendTales. I'm Ray Ray Lee.

Josh: And I'm Josh Sharp.

Ray Ray: And we're here to answer your questions.

Josh: Yep.

Ray Ray: Now Josh.

Josh: Yeah Ray Ray?

Ray Ray: The other day I was walking home from my bowling league, but then I bumped into Marco; on of our TV friends.

Josh: Oh, that's great.

Ray Ray: Mmmhhm, now Marco had a question for us. He says that when his younger sister tries to make him mad, and then she says she's sorry. Well Marco's mom says he needs to forgive her. Why does he have to forgive?

Josh: Oooh! That's a good question.

(Josh thinks of something.)

Josh: Oh I know! I'll tell Marco the story of... "The Friends Of Wrath".

Ray Ray: Oh that's a classic. This'll be good.

Josh: Once upon a time, there were some very grumpy friends.

(Ray Ray gets confused and bothers Josh.)

Ray Ray: Um... Are you sure that's how "The Friends of Wrath" goes?

Josh: Oh yeah.

Ray Ray: Oh, okay.

Josh: Um Ray Ray.

Ray Ray: Yeah Josh?

(Josh gives Ray Ray a stern look.)

Josh: Try not to interrupt!

(Ray Ray gives a sorry face.)

Ray Ray: Oh, sorry

(Josh goes back to the story and the story fades into scene.)

Josh: Once upon a time, there were some very grumpy friends.

(Sunny the sun smiles but as he looks down as he hears the friends' jalopy and the smile fades.)

(The jalopy appears and the engine's coughing noises make the music and the singing kicks in.)

All: We are the friends...of wrath! We'll never take a bath. It is our style to seldom smile and never laugh. Trevor: We are the! All: friends...of wrath! "So stay out of our path! There's no escape from grumpy friends. We are the friends of wrath! Vana: I'm Vana. Trevor: I'm Trevor. Vana: This is our brood. Trevor: We're grumpy and we know it! Vana: That's Jake and Haley. Trevor: They're both rude! Vana and Trevor: And not afraid to show it! Jake and Haley: We're not the folks you'd like to meet, we bicker by hour. Jake: While the other friends are nice and sweet, Haley: We're really rather sour!. All: And as we go driving by, Jake: I might spit your eye! Haley: Or throw a snake in your milkshake to make you sigh! Trevor: 'Cuz we're the! All: friends...of wrath so stay out of our path! There's no escape from grumpy friends. We are the friends of wrath! There's no escape from grumpy friends. We are the friends of wrath."

(a tree who was about to be run over comes to life and jumps into a nearby pond.)

(the music ends)

Johnny: One day, the friends were out riding around in their jalopy. When suddenly...they hit a bump.

(Trevor Troublemeyer hits a tree stump and Haley and Jake fly out of the jalopy.)

Trevor: We must've hit a bump.

(camera shows the tree stump that the jalopy hit)

Jake: Hey! What'd you did that for?

Haley: I didn't do. You did it you big possum head.

Jake: I did not you taco salad rabbit nose.

Haley: You did you casserole head iguana boy!

(everyone goes into silence.)

Jake: Trevor!

(Trevor steps out of the jalopy.)

Trevor: Now Haley, apologize to Jake.

Haley: Huh? What for?

Trevor: Well, you know he's just thirteen years old.

Haley: Yeah, so?