A Witch's Fairy Tale/Quotes

Jack Spriggins: Lady, we all know that you and Atticus have a thing.

Jace Bellatrix: I don't know what you are talking about. Besides, men like him are so...

Prince Charming: Men of his stature are in short supply.

Jack Spriggins: Well, she'll soon get a little of him if you know what i mean.

Pinocchio: Yeah, Atticus is short, no pun intended.

Prince Charming: (deadpanned) Thank you Pino, that was the joke.

Jack Spriggins: I asked a dwarf to lend me 5 dollars yesterday. He said "Sorry, i'm a little short."

Pinocchio: My friend who's really short had a party the other night and he only invited other really short people. It was just a little get together.

Prince Charming: I was walking down the street yesterday when i saw someone pickpocket a dwarf. I don't know how anyone could stoop so low.

Jack Spriggins: Why do short people have a hard time raising a family? Because they struggle to put food on the table.

Pinocchio: What do you call a poor midget? Short changed.

Prince Charming: Why shouldn't you hire short people as chefs? Because the steaks are too high.

Jack Spriggins: Why do midgets get mad easily? Because they've got short tempers.

Pinocchio: I met this really short baker called Peter the other day. He was telling me all about baking flatbreads. It was fascinating. I love the Pita patter of tiny Pete.

Prince Charming: There's only one group in society that i look down on...Midgets.

Jack Spriggins: I saw a midget today. All i could think was, "Oh ye of little faith."

Pinocchio: I was directing a stage version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Just before the show was about to start, the back-up dawrf ran over and said Steve has pulled out of the show. I'm sorry, it's my fa