Mickey, Donald and Goofy in The Three Musketeers, A Broadway Adventure

Voice Cast
Speaking Voices:

Chris Phillips - Mickey Mouse

Will Vought a Donald Duck

Dave Secor - Goofy

Andrea Libman - Minnie Mouse

Tera Strong - Daisy Duck

Robert England - Pete

Jeff Sumner, and Jim Grussing - 3 Beagle Boys (Bebop, Bullseye and Binky)

Russ Marchand - The Troubadour

Stephen Amell - The Narrator

Singing Voices:

Nick Jameson - Donald Duck

Andrew Chaikin - Goofy

David Nowlin - The Troubadour

Soundtrack
Suite (0:00/6:20)

"All for One and One for All (Can-can)"

Mickey, Donald and Goofy Courante (0:00/5:22)

All for One (1:48)

"Petey's King of France (In the Hall of the Mountain King)"

Sword Fight (0:00/3:20)

A Chance to Escape (1:06)

As Far Away as Possible (0:00/1:39)

"Chains of Love (Habanera from Carmen)"

"L'Oprah (With cat-like tread from The Pirates of Penzance)"

"Certain Call (All for One and One for All (Reprise)"

Scene 1
(Broadway Show starts)

Woman: (In the Audience) Let's set the stage. Check lights!

Man: (In the audience) Hey, where's that turtle with the narrator?

(The troubadour, Charles de Batz and the Royal Musketeers named Athos, Porthos and Aramis appeared)

The Troubadour: Bonjour, everyone. Hello and welcome. I am the troubadour. He's pretty good for just a lad, but these next guys are really bad!

Charles de Batz: (To Athos, Porthos and Aramis) Get back to work, you cockroaches.

(The Royal Musketeers exit stage left)

Charles de Batz: (To the Troubadour as he pushes him) And move along, you scum. (Exits stage right)

(The Narrator enters stage left)

Man #1: (In the Audience) There's the narrator!

Man #2: (In the Audience) Talent to the set, please.

Man #3: (In the Audience) We're live in 60 seconds!

Troubadour: 60 seconds? (Gets up) There you are, Mr. Narrator sir! It is time. Today's the day. Why? Because you promised I gonna sing about the musketeers, right?

(The Narrator nodded and bonks the troubadour)

Troubadour: Wait a minute! The stage is in this way.

Narrator: Quiet please!

Troubadour: Huh? (Sits down)

Narrator: They have story-telling, for cryin' out loud. (Sits down with the troubadour) We're tell a story.

Troubadour: Ah. (Clearing Throat and to the Audience) Ladies and Gentlemen, we will tell you a story of "The Three Musketeers"! This is my favorite version with pictures and of course, my songs. (Laughs) Let's begin with a story, shall we?

Narrator: (Reading) ''Our story begins in the gutter. The poor young street urchins named Mickey, Donald and Goofy struggle to service. Zut Alors. Bad guys! Will they defend these innocent children?

Troubadour: Well, anyone. What are the three men who rescue them?

Audience: (Chanting) The Royal Musketeers.

Troubadour: Ha-ha, yes. The Royal Musketeers!

(The Royal Musketeers shouted to fight the bad guys)

Narrator: (Keeps reading) After they defeat them for kindness, a Royal Musketeer gives Mickey a gift.

Audience: Aw!

Troubadour: (Chuckles) Don't worry, Mickey. You'll grow into it. (Reading) Sooner or later, Mickey, Donald and Goofy dreamed of being musketeers.

Narrator: (Reading) For that day off, they see where far away is ever. Their dream can come true but they must learned the Musketeer motto.

(Music Plays)

Troubadour: What do you think the three heroes shouted?

Audience: (Chanting) All for One, and One for All!

Troubadour: That's right. "All for One, and One for All!" AND I know a song about this. Hit it, boys!

First Song
(The Musketeer Horsemen enter stage right)

Musketeer Horseman #1: (Singing) All for One, hey! All for One and One for All.

Musketeer Horseman #2: (Singing) Musketeers sing "All for One and One for All"!

Musketeer Horseman #3: (Singing) If we dare to cross the path, prepare to fall.

Musketeer Horseman #4: (Singing) 'Chuse we fight you!

Together: (As 10 Musketeer soldiers enter stage left, 4 horsemen exit stage right) All for Ona and One for All and All for One and One for All and All for One and All!

Troubadour: (To Mickey Donald and Goofy, singing) So if you think you're care to, kick some derrière, you! Know that as a Musketeer, you'd be so fearsome.

Musketeer Soldiers: (Singing) If you Bellevue you're manley, come and enjoy your family. Better make sure you're a Musketeer.

Mickey: (Spoken) Look at 'em, fellas. There's gonna be us out here someday. I just know it.

Goofy: (Spoken) I can't wait.

Donald: (Spoken) Yeah, me too.

Mickey, Donald and Goofy: (Singing) All for One. All men of honer, hear my call. Musketeers sing All for One and One for All!

The Troubadour and Musketeer Soldiers: (Singing) All for One, hey! All for One and One for All. All for One, hey!

Everyone: All for One and One for All. All for One and One for All! All for one and all!

Troubadour: All for One, and One for All!

(Music Ends)

Scene 2
(Audience cheer as The Musketeer Soldiers exit stage right)

(Background goes up to the Musketeer Building)

(Mickey looks at the mirror)

Donald: Look at you, Mickey. (To Goofy) That's the long time in the "Cars" ride.

(Audience Laughing)

Goofy: Ka-chow! He sure does look funny. You look like the XBOX 360 with the controller!

Mickey: (With the audience laughing) Thanks, fellas. (Makes the letter "Z" on his tail)

Goofy: Gawersh, It's like an episode of "Zorro" in there.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: Don't even think about it. Who are you?

Goofy: I'm Doctor Who. Bow-ties are cool now. (As the Audience laughing) No, kid. Name's Goofy.

Mickey: I know you are, Goofy.

(Pluto enters stage right and barks)

Mickey: Hey, it's my lucky Musketeer hat. (Gets the hat and put on) Atta boy, Pluto. Remember what the musketeers gave me this hat? They been autographed it. (Shows the autograph to Pluto) See? Oh, boy! I can't wait to be a Musketeer. Hey, Donald. How 'bout you?

Donald: Are you kiddin'?

Mickey: No! No, it can't be.

Donald: Musketeers are the guys if they can use a brave fella.

Mickey: WHAT?! I don't believe it.

Goofy: I can't wait to be a Musketeer, neither. I got lots of good Ideas. The Musketeers can use a clever feller like me.

(Goofy's broom knocked Mickey's head)

Mickey: OW! Look, I know I just met you but this place is drivin' me crazy. So here's my number "Call Me Maybe"!

(Audience laughs softly)

Goofy: Sorry, Mickey. I won't bother hittin' ya.

Mickey: That's all right, Goofy. Party's not over. I'll be more careful.

(Phone rings on Mickey's pocket)

Mickey: 'Schuss me. (Puts the phone in Mickey's pocket and gets it) Hello?

Man: Hello! If I'm blue with pointy ears, I am your Avatar. (As the Audience Laughing) I'm joking, calm down! This is Pete. What's up?

Mickey: Hiya, Pete.

Pete: Who are ya?

Mickey: I'm a Smurf with a condition problem.

Donald: And I'm He-Man who has the power of Grayskull.

(Audience laughing)

Mickey: We're kiddin, Pete. I mean, c'mon! I'm Mickey. Mickey MOUSE.

Donald: I'm Donald Duck.

Both: We have to going to overtime.

Mickey: Takin' a shower, huh?

Pete: Yep. See what I mean? Every day for months.

Mickey: Gosh, Pete. Who ask ya with that, anyway?

Donald: (Gets happy with angry eyes) You understand English now! Maybe they don't listen. Did you ever think of that?

Mickey: Sure did, Donald. We understand you just fine. Don't we, Pete?

Pete: Yeah, but I was a li'l nervous.

Donald: Yeah, me too.

Goofy: You know what? Maybe I can send it out.

Mickey: Me too, Goofy. Say, Pete. (Clears throat) How did we get your foot into that peg-leg?

Pete: I have a gold peg-leg in my right foot and it's lost forever.

Donald: Did that hurt, my brother?

Pete: Of course it did, Donald.

Mickey: I'm glad my foot doesn't hurt. Turn the water off.

Pete: Right. (Turns the water off) I'll meet you there. 'Kay?

Mickey: Okay, Pete. So long.

Pete: See ya!

(Puts the phone on Mickey's pocket)

Mickey: Hey, Goofy. Donald and I were smaller. (Gasps) In fact, I'm gettin' bigger! Maybe I need to call Genie Craig.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: (To Goofy and Donald and show Mickey's patch on his red pants) Say, fellas. Does that patch make me look fat? (Shakes his butt)

Goofy: Nope!

Donald: Not really.

Mickey: I like my dance! It's my shakewaight or the harlern shake. (Vine comps and the Audience laugh) Y'know, I don't think that patch make me fat in the 17th century at all.

Donald: Ya sure? You can take it off.

Mickey: Okay, okay. I can take a hint. (Takes the patch off at his red pants) My pants make me stronger. (Throws the patch) How they do that, Donald?

Donald: These don't mess up a little. Maybe I'm not wearing pants or anything.

Goofy: (Pushes the down button) Fresh meat comin' down!

(Audience Laughing)

(The elevator goes down faster and Pete screams, grunts and moans)

Mickey: (Pointing at the stranger) Stranger danger! Stranger DANGER! (Sounds like Ghostface from "Scream") What's up?

(Audience Laughing)

Goofy: That is not good. First Ben Affleck as Batman, now this. He's scary, isn't he? He almost scared as Miley Cyrus.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: (Normal Voice) Oh, Cap'n Pete!

(Mickey, Donald and Goofy salute him and Pete grabs them)

Scene 3
(Certain goes up to the Musketeer jail)

(Pete throws Mickey, Donald and Goofy to the ground)

Pete: Now listen, you yardsticks. I am sick and tired of your screw-ups. You guys are hopeless. Tell ya what. I'll leave you for 5 minutes, and I come back to a disaster!

Mickey: We were practicin' our team work, sir. We can be musketeers.

Pete: Musketeers? (Spits on Mickey's face) Bah!

Mickey: Oh! (Washes his face) Deep breath, pal.

Pete: Sorry, my bad. That's priceless. They're 3 things wrong with that. (To Donald) 1, you're a coward! (To Goofy) 2, you're a doofus. (To Mickey) And 3, you're too small. Right?

Mickey: Yes, sir. We can work hard and prove ourselves.

Goofy: What are ya talkin' about? This kid looks like Elton John. (As the Audience Laughing) Sorry that we tricked ya, Cap'n Pete.

Pete: (Chuckles) It's okay. You guys wanna go after this or what?

Mickey: Sure! Why not.

Pete: (To the Audience) I didn't know these wahoos were Musketeers. None of 'em won't last in France! (To Mickey) So, you'll keep this. Will ya?

Mickey: Uh-huh. (Pete makes a ball and gives it to him)

Pete: Here, kid. Have a ball! (Laughing as he exits stage right)

Goofy: That was nice of ya, but look how sad Pete made a ball to ya.

Mickey: Oh. (Sniffs) I'm okay, Goofy. He's just actin' crazy.

Goofy: He was actin?

Mickey: That's right!

Donald: That Broadway show was basted on the movie, huh?

Donald: You tellin' me, Donald. C'mon!

(Mickey, Donald and Goofy exit stage left)

Scene 10
(Certain goes up to the carriage with the musketeers and the princesses)

Mickey: (Sighs) Isn't this Musketeer-ing stuff great?

Donald: You bet!

Minnie: Isn't it romantic, Daisy? (Eats ham and cheese sandwich) Being pretending to be dashing musketeers... (Gulps) and the little one's so handsome.

Daisy: Yeah? He's kinda cute in all. (As Minnie drinks Coco-Cola) Aren't you forgetting something?

Minnie: Huh? Oh, yes. (Gulps) What is it?

Daisy: The Musketeers. Car-miners, no college bound. (Minnie drinks Coco-Cola) You know what that means, right?

Minnie: (Gasps and gulps) Our love is... FORBIDDEN?!

Daisy: (Drinks Pepsi and gulps) Bingo.

Minnie: A forbidden love! (Lift her dress up) (Showing Daisy the patch shaped like a heart on her diapered butt) How romantic. (Vine comps) I'll take it off. (Takes the patch off of her diapered butt)

Donald: (Pointing) Look up there!

(Mickey: (Turns his head) Oh, these three. (As the Beagle Boys jumped into the carriage) Who do you know they are?

Man: (In the audience) Bad guys!

Kids: (Chanting) Bad guys!

Goofy: Bad guys?

(Horse neighing and running)