(A Monster Went and) Ate My Red Two (from Sesame Street) (YouTube Puppet Version)

Cast

 * Sam the Ham (from Sam the Ham) as Elvis Costello
 * Slimey the Salamander (from Theboxofme) as Elmo
 * Harold Monster (from Theboxofme) as Cookie Monster

Lyrics
Sam the Ham: Oh, I want to count to ten now. But it's something I can't do. Because I don't have all the numbers. No, a monster went and ate my red 2. And when I heard him shouting cowabunga, that's when I knew that my counting was through. And I can't count higher now the monster went and ate my red 2.

Slimey the Salamander: Oh-oh!

Sam the Ham: He was watching while I counted to one. I was smiling because counting's so much fun.

Harold Monster: COWABUNGA!

Sam the Ham: But he took my two, and then he ate it for his lunch. Now my counting's over before it's begun. Oh, I'm feeling so sad, now.

Slimey the Salamander: Hey, why is that?

Sam the Ham: Because my number got chewed.

Slimey the Salamander: That's too bad.

Sam the Ham: There are tears in my eyes.

Slimey the Salamander: Mr. Sam was sad.

Sam the Ham: Now I'm crying, boo-hoo. Will I ever count to ten now that a monster went and ate my red 2.

Slimey the Salamander: Oh-oh.

Sam the Ham: Slimey said...

Slimey the Salamander: Don't worry, Slimey knows what to do.

Sam the Ham: He ran right out and came back with my another two.

Slimey the Salamander: Slimey's friend Mr. Sam can start counting once again.

Sam the Ham: And with this brand-new two, I can count up to ten. Now I'm feeling so happy. I feel like shouting ya-hoo!

Harold Monster: And me still feeling hungry. Cowabunga!

Slimey the Salamander: Harold Monster went and ate the new red two.

Sam the Ham: Oh, when I heard him shouting cowabunga, that's when I knew that my counting was through. And I can't count higher now the monster went and ate my red 2.

Sam the Ham and Slimey the Salamander : Red two.

Sam the Ham: A monster went and ate my red two.

Sam the Ham and Slimey the Salamander : Red two.

Sam the Ham: A monster went and ate my red two.

Sam the Ham and Slimey the Salamander : Red two.

Sam the Ham: A monster went and ate my red two.

Sam the Ham and Slimey the Salamander : Red two.

Sam the Ham and Slimey the Salamander : A monster went and ate my red two.