House of Aardvark

Transcript

 * (Scene opens with Arthur watching House of Mouse on TV. A cartoonish light bulb appears above his head.)


 * Arthur: I have a great idea! I'll make this house the "House of Aardvark"!


 * (Cut to Arthur running into the kitchen.)


 * Arthur: Mom! Dad!


 * (Cuts to Arthur's mom and dad in the kitchen.)


 * Arthur: Let's do a show, like on House of Mouse! Dad, you're in charge of decorating. Mom, you'll be in charge of the guests.


 * Dad: OK, Arthur.


 * Arthur: Sweet! Now, let's get everyone else from Elwood City, Phineas and Ferb, Jimmy Neutron and all of the cartoon world.


 * (Cut to Arthur's house. The Christmas lights on the roof read "HOUSE OF AARDVARK".)


 * Arthur: (offscreen) This is the best night ever!


 * (Cut to inside Arthur's living room. Buster, Binky, Francine, Muffy, the Brain and Prunella are standing around the room.)


 * Arthur: OK. So, you all have jobs here. Buster, you're the cook. Francine, you're the waitress. Binky, you're the bouncer. Prunella, you're the one who holds the door open. Muffy, you and the Brain are the janitors.


 * (D.W. enters the scene.)


 * D.W.: What about me?


 * Arthur: You're the person who writes the names in the guestbook.


 * (Cut to Arthur standing on the stage.)


 * Arthur: Welcome to the House of Aardvark!