Tom and Jerry: Second Movie/Transcript

Prologue
On their sixteenth birthday of Tyler and Hayley, the party didn't turn out when they fight. [Nick Gordon arrived at the Dalton House]
 * Hayley: Come here you idiot!
 * Tyler: Look! I'm older!
 * Hayley: Like fourteen seconds!
 * Tyler: Best fourteen seconds of my life!
 * Phil: Kids! Stop now!
 * Hayley: You're right. We stopped.
 * Tyler: Can we help you?


 * Nick Gordon: I'm Nick Gordon. There are dark forces, guys. New forces, Space Crime Organization Makuu, Space Crime Syndicate Madou, Fushigi World Fuuma, Megabeast Empire, Waller Empire and Criminal Syndicate Metos. Building weapons could bring end of our time.


 * Hayley: Why should we trust you? But, I want your help.

[Gash Jumon, Renzo Ichijo, Kal Hyugu, Denby Igan, Sage Karasukumo, Dail Sawa, Justus, Yottoko Jo, Diane, Helena and Sergio arrived]
 * Nick Gordon: You would it.
 * Gash Jumon: Hello there.


 * Mike: Who are they?


 * Renzo Ichijo: We're the Space-Time Police Sheriffs.


 * Kal Hyugu: We here to tell you about the dark forces.


 * Denby Igan: Building a weapon.


 * Sage Karasukumo: We need your friends and two pets help.


 * Dail Sawa: They are working together.


 * Justus: We need your help the Space Crime Organization Makuu, Space Crime Syndicate Madou, Fushigi World Fuuma, Megabeast Empire, Waller Empire and Criminal Syndicate Metos are gonna build a new weapon.


 * Yottoko Jo: That could end.


 * Diane: We gonna work together to stop them.


 * Helena: Once and for all.


 * Sergio: We've come to talk to you about the Space-Time Police Sheriffs Initiative.

Act I
[Before their next adventure begins, Hayley wakes up in her bed and saw Tyler outside, she walk over to her brother on the last day of July in her pajamas] [In the park, Mike, Gary, Jeannie and Jane are having a picnic] [The Tardis appeared in front of the twins and Past Jane walked out with five each birthday presents for Tyler and Hayley] [Tyler and Hayley went inside and saw the Tardis redecorated] [Jeannie, Jane, Mike, Gary, Christine and Charlie came in] [Hayley walked inside to Get Tom And Jerry] [Hayley, Tom and Jerry walk inside of the Tardis and Tyler closes the door] [Past Jane's begin to dismateralised her tardis to head off to the future] [On the year December 29th 2999 on midnight, Past Jane's Tardis Materalized in the time base] [Nick Gordon walked by to Past Jane's Tardis as Hayley and her friends got out of the Tardis] [They walked in as they See a Space-like Universe with flying cars] [Twelfth Hayley and her friends came by] [Yottoko Jo and his Sister Minda walked by] [Flashback begins where Twelfth Cillian left Tranzalore in his Tardis which is haywire and merged with Past Jane's Tardis] [Twelfth Cillian saw Past Jane who's in her potty] [Past Jane open her eyes and saw him] [Flashback end] [Everybody look at Tyler] [Everybody still looking at Tyler]
 * Hayley: You didn't wake me up.
 * Tyler: Dad and I know read my comics last night with Tom.
 * Hayley: So you've decide yet? About our next adventure?
 * Tyler: We should go. Nick told us about the past Jane. She really is married now.
 * Hayley: Yeah and what about the Tardis?
 * Tyler: Past Jane will be ready for the Tardis already. You should go into the future and save the world from evil.
 * Hayley: Yeah, right.
 * Tyler: Oh, and that was the best birthday fight yesterday, Hayley!
 * Hayley: I know right? It was awesome! Just like when Mrs. Cross scares the poop out of me! She's in juvie for the rest of the summer!
 * Gary: Hey, you gonna eat your chips?
 * Mike: Go ahead, I'd do anything for you, bro.
 * Gary: Thanks, dude. You know I'll always have your back.
 * Jeannie: That's really nice.
 * Jane: You done no scams Mike. Great job!
 * Mike: Can I borrow two thousand dollars?
 * Jeannie: What?!
 * Jane: TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS???!!
 * Gary: Keep your chips, you're dead to me.
 * Mike: Ah I'm Joking!
 * Gary: Hey Jane, arent you suppose to poop already?
 * Jane: Nah, I'm cured from my allergies to animals.
 * Mike: oh right!
 * Tyler: You came back!
 * Past Jane: Happy Birthday, you two. I know I'm a day late but it still counts.
 * Hayley: It's good to see you again!
 * Past Jane: I heard something's going on in the future. The new crisis is coming and I redecorated my Tardis! Come in!
 * Hayley: Oh, you've decorated it.
 * Tyler: Awesome!
 * Hayley: I don't like it.
 * Tyler: Oi! I like it!
 * Christine: Woah! What's going on in here?
 * Tyler: Past Jane redecorated her Tardis!
 * Jane: Was that the past version of me? or my previous incarnation?
 * Hayley: Yeah, right!
 * Jane: Oh. I thought she was the older version of me.
 * Jeannie: That's fine.
 * Past Jane: Jane, was that you?
 * Jane: Yeah.
 * Past Jane: It's me, Past Jane, your previous incarnation who helped you saved the world from Alan Taylor last week.
 * Jane: Oh now, I remembered! Hey, you have no stomach ache!
 * Past Jane: Yeah. I had to use my bathroom to heal myself.
 * Charlie: Sounds nice!
 * Past Jane: We should start going, oh wait! Hayley! go get tom and jerry!
 * Hayley: Okay!
 * Jane: What are you doing back here?
 * Past Jane: Deliverings Tyler and Hayley's birthday presents, five of them each and picking you kids up for our trip.
 * Hayley: Tom, Jerry. C'mon.
 * Tom Cat: Hayley, What's going on?
 * Hayley: We're going to the future! Let's go!
 * Jerry Mouse: the Twenty Second Century?
 * Hayley: Let's Go!
 * Past Jane: Nick Gordon will have a meeting and wait 'til you meet my husband.
 * Tom Cat: It's...It's...It's
 * Past Jane: Oh right, yes. you two okay?
 * Tom Cat: It's bigger on the inside.
 * Past Jane: It's okay.
 * Jerry Mouse: Listen, Jane if this is a time machine, why cant we go back to last yesterday and you can celebrate Tyler and Hayley's birthday.
 * Past Jane: I have no time to do it because of shopping and pick you two up for the meeting.
 * Tyler: That's fine. You can have a break. So you can introduce us to your husband?
 * Past Jane: Yeah. Okay, next stop the time Base.
 * Past Jane: It's good to be back home.
 * Jane: Wow! the end of the 30th century.
 * Nick Gordon: Welcome to the 30th century!
 * Past Jane: Nick, this is my second incarnation.
 * Nick Gordon: you two are the two incarnations of your Twelfth Incarnation.
 * Tom Cat, Jerry Mouse, Tyler, Hayley, Charlie, Christine, Mike, Gary and Jeannie: TWELFTH INCARNATION?!!!
 * Past Jane: Yeah, She's the one who betrayed the space time police for the lords of regenerations.
 * Nick Gordon: She made a betrayal on us after her regeneration number twelve. She wasted her twelve lives.
 * Past Jane: She now unable to regenerate ever again.
 * Twelfth Cillian: You must be Tyler and Hayley. 
 * Tyler: How did you know our names?
 * Twelfth Cillian: My Third Life was on Yu-Gi-Oh! Team X.
 * Charlie: Y..Y...Y..You played as yourself in Yu-Gi-Oh!: Team X?!! The Tournament Story Arc was awesome!
 * Twelfth Cillian: Oh, The World Duel Team Carnival and the World Duel Team Carnival Finals! The Tournament was famous until my third life won the tournament in the series over in Ireland!
 * Past Jane: Oh, Hey Cillian.
 * Twelfth Cillian: Hey.
 * Tyler: You're her husband?! You're married?!
 * Past Jane: Yeah.
 * Twelfth Cillian: We first meet when my tardis merge with her.
 * Tyler: What was she there?
 * Past Jane: Toilet break. I was a bit gassy.
 * Jane: Let me guess shrimp tacos?
 * Past Jane: Eeyep. It looks like I ate too much shrimp tacos Before I was on a toilet break.
 * Jeannie: I like shrimp tacos.
 * Mike: Me too.
 * Hayley: Awesome Place you got there!
 * Jane: Was it Real?
 * Past Jane: Yeah it was. This is where me and the Twelfth Cillian lives.
 * Twelfth Hayley: Hello and welcome to our universe!
 * Hayley: Are you the twelfth me? [points to self]
 * Twelfth Hayley: Yeah right.
 * Hayley: I'm going to regenerate! Yes!
 * Twelfth Hayley: You see, Twelfth Cillian have fourteen point five lives!
 * Tyler and Charlie: Awesome!
 * Past Jane: Two of his are girls. Number Eight and Eight-Five.
 * Mike: Lucky!
 * Tyler: But why you use your tardis disguise as a porta potty?
 * Past Jane: Oh, it's just a disguise. I disassembled the potty to start building buttons for the console and then reassemble the potty and added my toilet papers and volla!
 * Tyler: Awesome.
 * Minda: Who're They?
 * Yottoko Jo: You made it! Oh, Minda, these are the Dalton Twins, Tyler and Hayley.
 * Mindy: Welcome to the future doof heads.
 * Hayley: Yep, She's rude.
 * Yottoko Jo: She also angry at me because of our parents yelled at her and said they hated her.
 * Minda: Don't be stupid, Yottoko!
 * Hayley: Your name's in japanese?
 * Yottoko Jo: Yep.
 * Tyler: Hey, have I seen you two from somewhere?
 * Yottoko Jo: Well We work at the game arcade last year back in the Twenty First Century and then we work as the janitor at your school.
 * Tyler: That's where I saw you! C'mere that I'll kill ye, ye filthy wee boy!
 * Yottoko Jo: Whoa! you speak Scottish!
 * Twelfth Cillian: This is why i missed Ed Edd n Eddy and the Cramp Twins.
 * Hayley: Who?
 * Past Jane: His Old Companions in his Eighth, Eighth point Five and Ninth Lives.
 * Nick Gordon: They said goodbye.
 * Twelfth Cillian: We were had an great adventure. I bid them farewell.
 * Past Jane: He's right. His Eighth point Five incarnation looks like me!
 * Hayley: So anyway, Since your both of your Tardis merged, how did you two meet after it merged?
 * Past Jane: It was started when Cillian was at the Console while i was in the Bathroom
 * Twelfth Cillian: Hey there.
 * Past Jane: Hello.
 * Twelfth Cillian: I'm Cillian.
 * Past Jane: I'm Jane. Jane Gunnerson.
 * Twelfth Cillan: So, we dated and got married.
 * Hayley: But, why you two got married?
 * Past Jane: I'm Pregnant.
 * Tyler: Congratulations!
 * Tyler: What?! The girl's baby's coming.
 * Tyler: You guys are weird.
 * Hayley: Tyler's right, guys, we able to help them out with their first born baby. We know that it's getting late?!
 * Past Jane: Hey, we live in a nice house with a pool and six guest rooms. The other two bedrooms are ours and the baby.

Act II
[At Past Jane's home, They welcome them to their home] [Hayley made a nice hot cup of tea] [Twelfth Hayley and Tyler came by the door] [Twelfth Cillian guide Hayley, Tyler and her friends to the basement where there's so many Art Paintings where the previouses incarnations of Cillian were in] [The Mysterious Portal appeared for Jane] [Jane jumped into the portal to the past right before Past Jane's made a deal with Alan Taylor] [In the Year 1992, Past Jane or The First Jane who's wearing an apron in her Kitchen cooking souffle but then, Jane fell down to the floor]
 * Tom Cat: Look, Past Jane, Why are you pregnant?
 * Past Jane: Oh! I revealed seven months ago after we got married.
 * Hayley: What if it's a boy?
 * Past Jane: We name him Omid.
 * Tyler: Walking Dead game character! The dude's a jokester!
 * Past Jane: And If it's a baby girl, we call her Emily or Melody. Well, I think her nickname is Melody.
 * Twelfth Hayley: Woah! Hey guys
 * Past Jane: Oh, hey. Well a nickname, We got ourselves a new house and we having a first born child!
 * Twelfth Tyler: Is she a female?
 * Past Jane: I dont know, Say hello to my new friends.
 * Hayley, Tyler, Jeannie, Jane, Mike, Gary, Charlie, Christine, Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse: Hello, Twelfth Hayley.
 * Twelfth Hayley: Hey, good to see you guys again!
 * Tyler: You're my... Twelfth Incarnation? THIS IS AWESOME!
 * Twelfth Tyler: I cant believe I've my first incarnation!
 * Twelfth Cillian: Oh that's right! Regeneration! Tyler, you also can regenerate twelve times!
 * Past Jane: There's an alien with two hearts who have thirteen lives, They called Timelords.
 * Hayley: Time Lords?! you mean... You were one?
 * Past Jane: Yep.
 * Twelfth Cillian: To Me, i'm a Half-Time Lord. Well, my first life is the dark emo. He fought the war for the Destruction Pirates, my first half of my fifteen lives are goth boys.
 * Mike: I believe that they were handsome and awesome!
 * Twelfth Cillian: Yep. So let's get cut to the chase. The Twelfth Jane is a traitor and her eleven incarnations are not, the First incarnation is my Wife which is your previous incarnation Jane. You see, come down to my basement.
 * Tyler: Wow, thoses all twelve faces, they're all you?!
 * Twelfth Cillian: Eeyup.
 * Tyler: Man, it's science fiction all over a-gain!
 * Hayley: Hey, Past Jane! Look! Cillian's Eight 1/2 life looks like... you?! Hey Cillian, how did you became a girl?!
 * Twelfth Cillian: Second half of my Regenerations Cycle. Two bodies, Eight and Eight 1/2 are girls
 * Hayley: Oh, now i remember! So anyway, Past Jane, I hope your baby will like your tardis noise.
 * Past Jane: I hope so!
 * Jane: Oh no not now!! See ya later!
 * Past Jane: Huh? Hello. Care to have a souffle?
 * Jane: Okay.