Mickey, Donald and Goofy in The Three Musketeers, A Broadway Adventure

Cast
Speaking Voices:

Robby Robinson - Mickey Mouse

Makey Murray - Donald Duck

Richard Colletta - Goofy

- Pluto (Dog Voice and No Voice)

Andrea Libman - Minnie Mouse

Tera Strong - Daisy Duck

Robert Englend - Pete

Billy West - Beagle Boy #1

Tom Kenny - Beagle Boy #2

Pat Cashman - The Beagle Boy #3

Scene 3
(Background gose down to the Musketeer Jail as the music continues)

Pete: Now listin, you yardsticks. I am sick and tired of your screw ups. You guys are hopeless. I'll leave ya for 5 minutes, and I'm come back to the disater.

(Music Ends)

Pete: What are your names?

Goofy: Lightning McKing. Ka-Chow!

Donald: Walker Texas Ranger.

Mickey: Micheal Jordan in a SuperBowl at the NBA. Slam dunk on that one!

(Audience Laughing, Clapping)

Goofy: Oh, sorry. We're kiddin'.

Donald: Donald Duck.

Goofy: Name's Goofy.

Mickey: And I'm Mickey. Mickey Mouse. Who are you?

Pete: Ya don't regonize me? I'm black with pointy ears. I am your Avatar. (Doing the Avatar pose)

(Audience Laughing)

Pete: I'm kiddin', kid. Pete's my name and watching the broadway show is my game. So, what are you three doin' here?

Mickey: We're just practicing our teamwork, sir. We can become great Musketeers.

Pete: Musketeers? HA! That's priceless.

Mickey: We can work really hard and proove ourselves, Cap'n Pete. Would you let us be Musketeers?

Pete: Well, they're three things wrong with that. (To Donald) One, you're a coward. (To Goofy) Two, you're a doofus. (To Mickey) And three, you are just too small. I don't know who any of you wahoos as Musketeers for the last time in France. (Using a cigarette) Where would you like first? The boat or the cigarette?

(Audience Laughing as Pete blows smoke on his cigarette)

Mickey: (Sneezes)

Goofy: Bless you, Mickey.

Mickey: (Puts his finger on his nose) Thanks, Goofy. (Sniffs)

Donald: I like the boat to ride on.

Pete: I like that boat, too. (To Mickey, takes his hat) So, you'll keep this, will ya?

Mickey: Uh-huh.

(Makes a ball and gives it to Mickey)

Pete: Here, kid. Have a ball.

Mickey: Thanks.

Pete: Now, pay attention. (Doing Smokey's voice) When you're in the forest, please don't be careless. (Normal Voice) So, remember, just like Smokey says, (Doing Smokey's voice again) Only you can prevent wild fires. (Normal Voice) There is nothing in the world as you guys!

(Nothing in the World Quite Like A Friend from The Return of Jafar Instrumental plays)

Mickey: (Singing) I've traveled--

Donald: (Looking in Mickey's ear) East!

Goofy: (Looking in Mickey's another ear) And West!

Mickey/Donald/Goofy: (To the audience, singing) And now I'm back again!

(Donald and Goofy hiding in Mickey's ears)

Goofy: (Singing) There is nothing in the world quite like a friend.

Men's Choir: (Singing) There's nothing in the world.

Women's Choir: (Singing) Nothing in the whole wide world.

Mickey/Donald/Goofy: (Singing) There's nothing in the world quite like a FRIEND! (Exit stage left)

Pete: (Exit stage right) Nothin' in the whole wide world!

- Crowd: HA!

- (Door closes, Music Ends)

(Audience Cheering, Clapping)

(The lights came off)

Scene 8
Goofy: (Singing) Make way! (Kicks Mickey's butt)

Mickey/Donald/Choir: (Singing) For Prince Ali!

(Mickey, Donald and Goofy Saluting)

Pete: And the crowd went WILD!

(Audience Cheering, Clapping)

Pete: Let me hear the voice! Make some noise from Dexter's Laboratory!

(Audience Laughing, Cheering)

Pete: Oh, c'mon, let me hear you from Hi-Hi Puffy Ami and Yumi!

(Audience Laughing, Cheering)

Pete: Let me hear the voice who sound like The Powerpuffs Girls!

(Audience Laughing, Cheering)

Pete: Okay, Mickey the mouse, your turn. (To Minnie) Hang on just one second, Your Highness. (To the Audience, imitates Terry Crews) Old Spice will blow your mind that turned you into a man who smell like POWER!

(Audience Laughing, Clapping)

(The Beagle Boys enter stage right)

Mickey: C'mon, Pete. This wasn't a plan! I thought you were gonna watch the World Wrestling Entertainment! Waiting onto 99%!

(Audience Laughing)

Minnie: Drop her.

(The Beagle Boys dropped Daisy to the ground)

Minnie: This is my lady in waiting.

Mickey: Ay, dios Miao!

Mickey: We're sorry, Your Grace. We thought she was a villain.

Daisy: I don't think so. (Starts to leave)

Minnie: I'm sorry, too, Musketeer. My daughter, Daisy and I will be played Twister. Her left hand is blue, and my left hand is red. (Starts to leave)

Crowd: Aww!

Scene 11
Mickey: Together, we'll save the princess or die triumph.

(Audience Laughing)

Donald: Die?

Goofy: Nope. Probably Jerry Springer on Wheel of Fortune.

Mickey: C'mon.

(Mickey, Donald and Goofy exit stage left)

Scene 14
(Background goes down to the palace)

Daisy: Well, look at me. If it did, I can stuck with Mr. (Imitates Donald).

(Both laughing)

Daisy: (To the audience) In Queen's Gate: Sparil Choas, the 8 new members are Dennielle Maye, Scarlett Lovat,  Jess West, Joy, Kaz, Natalla, Faye and Samatha. They're from Skymouse. (To Minnie) Hey, you need a diaper!

Minnie: I am?

Daisy: Uh, yeah. Why?

Minnie: Because if I'm gonna tell Mickey, he'll be happy to see it.

Daisy: I wearing the blue skirt on the DPR Tube video  .

Minnie: I wearing the pink skirt on Sabrina,  The Animated Series, too.

Daisy: I'm sure Donald will be happy to see this, too.

Minnie: He sure is. C'mon. We have to go!

(Minnie and Daisy exit stage left)

Scene 15
(Background goes down to the Palace)

Pluto: (Barking)

Mickey: Pluto! Slow down, boy! What was all that racket about?

Pluto: (Barking continues)

Mickey: Hey, where's Goofy?

(Pluto whinnies)

Mickey: And Donald, too?

(Pluto pointing)

(Sees Donald made of leaves)

Mickey: Hmm. Somthin' strange is goin' on here.

(Knocking on door)

Mickey: (Draws his sword) Halt! Who goes there? (To the knight and shining armor) You better come outta there, or I'll come in and after ya!

(Donald enters stage right in the window)

Mickey: Donald? What's the big idea? Get down here!

(Donald hides in the window, and enters the stage)

Mickey: Why are you hidin' in such a hurry?

Donald: We gotta get Goofy and get outta here!

Mickey: Goofy? Where is he?

Donald: Goofy just sorta took off. He's not in his post.

Mickey: He's not in his post, ether.

Donald: (Grabs Mickey's legs) I know! He's got Goofy.

Mickey: Wait a minute, who's got Goofy?

Donald: On that note, we'll be going. We shall find him.

Mickey: What are you doing? Let me go! Let go of my legs!

(Donald let Mickey's legs go)

(Cartoon Crash, Welhelm Scream)

Donald: Oh, sorry about that.

(Donald gets back to the stage)

Mickey: Donald, are you nuts? What's goin' on?

Donald: It's a disaster! What do we do?

Mickey: Calm down, Donald. Why don't ya start from the beginning and tell me what happened.

Donald: Pete is gotta kidnap Princess Minnie, so he can become king. He's really a bad guy. and he's on a secret lair. It's really dark and scary. So, the point is he's gotta kill us, and we should run away as far as we can!

Mickey: What are ya talkin' about, buddy? I'm black with round ears. Remember me? I'm Stewart Little. I'm STEWART... LITTLE!

(Donald clears throat)

Mickey: Sorry. (Clears throat) First, We'll free Goofy in the dragon's tongue, then, Pete changed us into the Musketeers from Extreme Makeover: Prince Edition. Ready? Set, hut!

(Mickey and Donald gets Goofy out of the dragon's tongue)

Goofy: Thanks, Mickey and Donald.

Donald: Don't mention it, Goofy.

Goofy: What are you fellers up to?

Mickey: Donald came to warn us. Pete is on his way! He's gotta kidnap the princess! (To Donald) Donald, I can't understand the word ya said. What would Cap'n Pete say?

Donald: Captain Pete is the bad guy!

(Audience Gasping)

Mickey: (Copies Donald's line) Captain Pete is a BAD GUY?!

Goofy: He's tryin' to kidnap the princess?

Donald: Yep. The captain's gotta kidnap her.

Mickey: But... he's the one... who made us Musketeers.

Donald: It was all a big lie.

Mickey: A lie? Well, lie or no lie. Musketeers don't EVER run from danger.

Man: (On stage) Boo!

Mickey: Thank you.

Kids: (On stage) Boo!

Goofy: (To Donald) They're not booing at you. In Super Smash Brothers, They're cheering at me. They cheered, BOO!

Donald: Look, I'm the duck who's chicken.

Mickey: Donald, wait! Together, we can STOP Cap'n Pete.

Goofy: Yeah. Remember how we rescue the princess?

Donald: I was hiding.

Mickey: Hiding? Well, (Clicks tongue) tonight, he came back to warn us.

Goofy: Yeah. That took Corage the Cowardly Dog, Donald.

Mickey: C'mon, we'll be right beside you, 'cues we're friends.

Goofy: Friends for life. Remember?

Donald: I just can't. I'm sorry. (Exits stage left)

Mickey: Donald, come back!

Goofy: (Calling out) Hey, Donald. You need me! This is Mushu had a cricket!

(Audience Laughing)

Goofy: This is why Dora the Explorer had a monkey!

(Audience Laughing)

Goofy: This is why Bambi have Flower and Thumper!

Mickey: Hey, Goof. What are ya call these for?

Goofy: Netflix. Ya look like Nibbles from Tom and Jerry.

Mickey: He'll be back. I know it. This captain guy is the weirdo. I wonder what he's up to.

Goofy: Stop lookin' at me while I'm playin' Papa-Pear! We are done! I mean, dun-dun! I mean like J.Lo-and-Marc-Anthony-Done! (Runs off)

Mickey: (Gets angey, softly) Okay, Goof. Whatever. (Gets angry, softly) Idiot.

(Audience Laughing softly)

Mickey: (Sighs)

(Gets the Musketeer hat to Mickey)

Mickey: (Grabs his hat) Thanks, boy. (Gets angey, softy) Go now.

(Pluto runs off, exits stage right)

(Steve Irwin the Narrator enter stage left)

Troubadour: Before Mickey can't tell Donald, Pete and the Beagle Boys suddenly appeared (Imitates Pete) arrested him!

Mickey: (Gets sad, sobbing) Darn it. I can't tell Donald and Goofy nowhere.

(Pete enters stage right with the Beagle Boys)

Pete: Move it! (Pointing) Get that guy!

(The Beagle Boys laugh as they grabbed Mickey)

Baggy: You're mine, punk. Get him! He's over there.

Bankjob: Keep your arms up your head right now.

(Mickey keeps his arms up to his head)

Baggy: You're going down. Take him out!

Bebop: You're under arrest!

Mickey: For what?

Baggy: For the murder of the princess.

Bebop: Don't move a mussel!

Pete: Well, well, well. If it ain't the one Musketeer.

Mickey: Captain Pete. By the power feasted in me as a Musketeer, I arrest you.

Pete: Arrest me? That's a good one. I'm your Burger King today. Now, how about this? By the power infested in my fist, I clobber you!

(Pete punched Mickey in the face)

Pete: (To the Beagle Boys) Get him to Mont St. Michel, and make sure he's stays here.

Beagle Boys: Right!

Steve Irwin the Narrator: Croci! Mickey has been captured! The Beagle Boys put him in chains...

(The Beagle Boys put Mickey in chains on his hands)

Steve Irwin the Narrtor: tied up in ropes...

(Pete tied Mickey up in ropes)

Steve Irwin the Narrator: and from...

(The Beagle Boys throw Mickey on a carriage with the Headless Horseman and the horse)

(Cartoon Splash)

Steve Irwin the Narrator: into the mercy depths of the deepest ocean!

(Steve Irwin the Narrator exits stage right)

Pete: (To the audience) That'll be a little bonfire in the square, and you all will invited to intend. (Evil Laughing as he exits stage left)

(Whipping)

(Hoof beats as the Headless Horseman and the horse on the carriage take Mickey to Mont St. Michel and exit stage right)

Scene 16
(Background goes up to Mont St. Michel)

(The Beagle Boys in background as LCPD Agents)

Bebop: You're dead, my boy! Prepare to die! Put your hands in the air right now!

(Mickey put his hands in the air)

Baggy: You are surrounded. Come and get it! Gimme that. I see you, punk! Keep running! Gimme that microphone. Turn that thing off!

Bankjob: You, stop! That's an order! He's mine! This will stop him.

Baggy: You're dead anyway. Stop imminently. We have you covered.

(Pete enters stage right)

Pete: Hey there, hi there, ho there. You're as welcome as can be. (Evil Laugh) There's nothin' like a butterfinger.

(Grabs Mickey)

Mickey: Hey, put me down. Don't make me want to whoop ya.

Pete: (Puts Mickey on a chain to his stomach) Okay, fine. Just hold still, ya li'l runt.

Mickey: (Shrieks)

Pete: Well, Mickey, it looks like THIS is the end of the line. (Evil Laugh)

Mickey: Ya think so, huh? My pals will be right behind me. Have you seen 'em?

Pete: Sure. The duck dumped ya, remember? Who's your friend?

Mickey: Donald.

Pete: Ya see, evil was triumph 'cause good is dumb. So, who's your other friend?

Mickey: Well, Goofy then!

Pete: The goof? (Draws his knife to kill him) He's gettin' Master Chief a lesson from Halo.

Mickey: N-N-No! D-Don't hurt me.

Pete: Of course ya don't. Now, give me great action. Action I tell you. ACTION!

(Pete closes his eyes with a smile)

Mickey: Stupid wooden thing in your right foot.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: (Pointing at Pete's peg-leg) Oh, I like your peg-leg. I'm sorry. Hey, Pete. I'm pretty sure the spectacular Spider-Man could beat you.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: I like your feather. You look like one of the Angry Birds.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: Oh, that was a joke. I'm kiddin'. You may LOOK like an Angry Bird. Sorry. (Clearing throat) (To the crowd) Look, Black Swan. (To Pete, imitates Black Swan) Hey, Pete, look at me. I'm the Black Swan.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: So, you're the villain kinda-person. Don't ya remember? You're actin' like a zombie from Resident Evil I mean, c'mon. Ya still kind of a zombie in Call of Duty.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: Ya know, I'm not Disney's scariest villain anymore. I'm a true hero. (Pointing at Pete) From zero, (Pointing at himself) to hero.

(Audience Laughing, Clapping)

Mickey: (To the audience) Do NOT make him angry. He's the UFC fan.

- (Audience Laughing, Clapping)

- Mickey: Whoa! Whoa! No! No! Zip! Zip! Zip! Keep it down!

(Audience Laughing)

(Mickey puts his finger to his lips and hushes the audience)

Mickey: (To Pete) Hey, Pete. Guess who I am. (Doing a Green Lantern pose) I'm Black Lantern. (To the audience) Right?

(Audience Laughing, Clapping)

Mickey: (To Pete) Wow! I like your cape.

(Audience Laughing softly)

Mickey: Gosh, you're mad. Who's the grumpy boy? Is is you, Pete? Are you grumpy 'cause ya look like Popeyes the Sailor Man?

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: You're grumpy. Are ya bashful? I don't feel sneezy. Does that make ya sleepy? Do ya feel dopey? I am happy now. Did that make you a...

Audience: (Chanting) Doc!

Mickey: Right. (Pointing at Pete) He's the doc. Like the dwarfs from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

(Audience Laughing, Clapping)

Mickey: Gee, it's a wrong time your gonna be mad Guess who's comin' after Xiaolin Showdown.

(Pete closes his eyes with an smile)

Mickey: (To the kids) I'll give ya a hint to the show Mucha Lucha. Wears blue pants, (Pointing at Mickey's red pants) like my red pants, black shirt and yellow hair, and wears white kung-fu suit.

Kids: (Chanting) Karate!

Mickey: That's right. If you watched The Karate Kid, and Jackie Chan Adventures, he's doin' karate in Johnny Bravo.

(Ringtone plays the AT&T tune)

Mickey: Oh, (To Pete) 'Schuss me. (Puts the phone on and off of Mickey's pants pocket to his hand)

(Ringtone stops)

Mickey: Hello? Uh-huh? Okay. (To Pete) It's the Ghostbusters. They need the costume back for a show later.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: Ooh, nice hat. (To the audience, pointing at Pete) Look out behind you! Lincoln from the 20th Century Fox film Independents Day! (Giggles) Man, this is awkward. What's got two thumbs and needs a hug? (Pointing at Pete) THIS GUY! (Laughing) (Exits the stage) Wait, hold on a second.

(Gives the viewer the toy train to Mickey)

Mickey: (To Pete, enters the stage) Here comes the hug train. WHOO-WHOO! Chugger, chugger, chugger, chugger, chugger, chugger, chugger, chugger, chugger. Pulling into the station.

(Pete opens his eyes with an evil frown, turning his head right angrily)

Mickey: Is he lookin' at me?

Crowd: (Chanting) Yeah!

Mickey: Is he smiling?

Kids: (Chanting) No!

Mickey: It looks like hugging a cactus from Final Fantasy.

(Audience Laughing)

(To Pete, getting up) Are we done yet?

- Pete: (Loudly) NO!

- Mickey: AHH! (Falls down to the ground)

Pete: The only difference is not enough. The time has come for a summon to act! (Grabs Mickey's neck) Face it, Mickey. It's All for One, and you are on your own!

(Throws Mickey to the wall)

Pete: Sit down.

(Mickey sits down)

Pete: Enjoy and stay in Mont St. Michel. When the time comes, it's faster then horses. Go now. Into the cave, and whatever you do, only touch the lamp.

(Turns the lights off)

(Audience Gasping)

Pete: So long, street rat. I got two cubs named Simba and Nala to pay me tickets to the Opera. A little somthin' called, I Just Can't Wat To Be King!

(Pete and The Beagle Boys laugh as they exit stage right)

(Door closes)

(Steve Irwin the Narrator enters stage right)

Steve Irwin the Narrator: Croci! Mickey was confused. He's locked in the Dungeon. He throws his "Musketeer" hat and he started to feel sad.

Scene 17
(Background goes down to Mont St. Michel)

Mickey: Oh, great. Just GREAT! How am I supposed to get out of here? This isn't FAIR! (Calling out) Hey! Somebody! Somebody get me outta here! SOMEBODY!

(Water starts to flood in the dungeon)

Mickey: What's that thing? What is that thing? Wait, wait, wait! Stop, stop! No, no! C'mon! (Calling out) Help, help, help! HELP!

Scene 19
Donald: Mickey?

Goofy: Mickey! Come back to us, pal!

Mickey: (Coughing)

Goofy: I think he's comin' out of it.

Mickey: (Coughing, Loudly) (Groans) Donald? Goofy?

Goofy: (Mimicks rooster crows) Wake up! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Dingle-lille-ling!

(Alarm Clocks dings)

Mickey: (Shrieks) AHH!

(Dinging stops)

Mickey: Oh, my God. I feel just like Mick Loven from Superbad.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: Hey, boys. I hate to say it, but Pete told me you were goners!

Goofy: We're not goners. We ain't goin' nowhere without ya, Mick.

Donald: Hey, buddy. Ya feelin' okay?

Mickey: Oh, yes. I'm fine.

(Mickey hugging Donald)

Audience: Aww!

Mickey: Ya came back, didn't ya?

Donald: Of corse I did.

Goofy: We won't let ya down, Mick. We're your friends.

Donald: Yeah. C'mon, men. We gotta save the princess. All for one and One for All. Remember?

Mickey: Thanks, fellas. But, (Sighs) we're not even real Musketeers.

(Audience Gasping)

Goofy: Wrong! We ARE real Musketeers! Listen. Don't let anyone else tellin' ya you're not. Understand?

Mickey: Yes, I understand.

Goofy: Look, Donald might not be a big chicken, and you're just a little guy. But, I ain't no genius and I know one thing. When the bunch of us stick together, we can accomplished anything. And not Pete or nobody else can stop us.

Donald: I doesn't matter what you've wear.

Goofy: Only what kind of heart it is that beats inside of ya!

Mickey: Ya know what? You're right, pals. Pete said I'm headin' for the Opera House, and THAT is where we find her Majesty! Musketeers, we've got a princess to rescue.

(He's a Pirate Musical Score from Pirates of The Caribbean plays in Kingdom Hearts 2)

Goofy: Let's go, Donald.

Donald: Don't worry, Goof. I'm right behind ya.

Mickey: C'mon, you guys!

(Mickey and Donald exits stage right and Goofy exits stage left)

Scene 20
(Background goes up to The Opera House)

Pete: This is cool. I like the skirt. (Puts Daisy's blue skirt up to show him her short white bloomers) You look like Lady Gaga.

(Audience Laughing as Daisy lets her blue skirt go)

Pete: See the dress?

(Audience Clapping softly)

Bebop: Pete Ratigan called. He wants his outfit back.

(Audience Laughing, Clapping)

Minnie: I'll keep hidin' in this bag. (Disappears in the bag)

Pete: Boys, you know what to do, right?

Beagle Boys: Right, boss.

(Pete throws Minnie and Daisy n the bag and the Beagle Boys put them in the treasure chest)

Baggy: (Sees the photo of Mickey, Donald and Goofy) Oi, those nitwits!

Bankjob: The boss is gonna be happy to see 'em.

Bebop: (Pointing at Donald and Goofy) Hurry! Killer robots on the loose!

(Audience Laughing)

(Mickey appears)

Bankjob: (Gasps) It's the kid! Hide!

Baggy: Run for your life!

(The Beagle Boys exit stage right)

Scene 24
Pete: (To the audience) See this? This is my BOOM-STICK!

- (Sword Clangs)

- (Crowd Gasping)

Scene 26
Pete: Two down, and one to go.

(Mickey pulls his brown pants down)

Mickey: (With his Huggies diaper) I almost got it!

(Mickey straining, Peeing)

Mickey: Phew. (Sighs)

Minnie: I like your Huggies.

Mickey: Thank you. (Patting his Huggies diaper)

(Pulls Mickey's brown pants up)

(Pete appears)

Minnie: Oh no. Look out!

Mickey: Huh? Where is he?

Minnie: Right behind you!

Mickey: (Gasping)

Pete: This is it, squeaky, mono y mouse-o.

(Major General and the Three Pigies Gasped)

Pete: Clear out of here, now!

(The Three Pigies exit stage right)

Pete: You! Get back to work.

(Major General exit stage left)

Pete: Hey, Mickey. Now, you must face me!

Scene 27
Yeah, it's three agenst one now! It's time to duel.

Scene 28
Goofy: (Gasping) I can't believe we're family. Just like Bobby, Oscar, Zoey, Penny, Zoey, Trudy, Oscar, Bebe and Cece from The Proud Family.

(Audience Laughing)

Goofy: We have to get ready for the wedding! (Imitates Dr. Who) We're gonna need something old, something new, something barrowed and me, Dr. Who. Bowties are cool now.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: Goofy, my man, Ya can be a brother just like me.

Goofy: Do I have one more wish?

Mickey: Sure do, Goofy. One final wish coming up.

(Cracks his fingers)

Mickey: What will it be?

Goofy: I wish for your freedom, Mick.

Mickey: Sure thing, Goof. I've-- Huh? What?

Goofy: Your freedom.

(Goofy snaps his fingers)

(Mickey goes to his closet, takes off his Musketeer outfit off and wears his white gloves, red pants with white buttons and yellow shoes)

(Mickey gets out of the closet)

Goofy: A deal's a deal, Mick. And now, you can go anywhere you want. You're my own master. You can look on yourself.

(Mickey looks at the mirror and shows his white gloves, red pants with round buttons and yellow shoes)

Mickey: (Gasps)

Goofy: I like your clothes, Mickey.

Mickey: Thank you, Goof.

Goofy: You're welcome.

Mickey: (Hugging Goofy) I love you, Goofy.

Goofy: Aw, I love you too. And I love all of you!

Audience: Aww!

Goofy: Thank you, everyone. I'm outta here. I'm off to see the world! I'm gonna go travel in the universe! I'm goin' to--

Mickey: Uh, Goof. Pardon me.

Goofy: Yes, sir?

Mickey: Donald and I gonna miss ya.

Goofy: Me too, fellers. No matter what everyone says, You should be a prince to me.

(Minnie and Daisy enter stage right and gives the sword to her)

Minnie: Please kneel.

(Mickey, Donald and Goofy bowing)

Minnie: In gradation for being so brave and saving us all, I'm here fishily dub thee Royal Musketeers. Thank you all.

Troubadour: This calls for one more song!

(I Love You from Barney Plays, Barney in Concert version)

Goofy: (Singing) ''I Love You. You Love Me.'' We're as happy as can be. With a great, big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say "You love me, too?"

(Barney's Birthday version)

Minnie: (Singing) ''I Love You. You Love Me.''

Mickey/Donald: (Singing) We are happy family.

Daisy: (Singing) With a great, big hug and a kiss for me to you.

Claribelle/Troubadour: (Singing) Won't you say "You love me, too?"

(Barney's Musical Castle version)

Troubadour/Claribelle: (Singing) ''I Love You. You love me.''

Mickey/Donald: (Singing) We're best friends like "Friends should be"!

Minnie/Daisy: (Singing) With a great, big hug a a kiss for me to you.

Goofy/Musketeers: (Singing) Won't you say "You love me, too?"

(Music Ends)

(Audience Clapping)

Goofy: So, Mickey, what are we going to do? Disneyland?

Mickey: Yep. But I think the audeince is gonna stay for a while.

Daisy: Minnie, and I are going to Disneyland too.

Minnie: Yeah. (Rubbing her tummy) I really kinda hungry at Disneyland. (Giggles, patting her tummy) What about you, Pluto?

Pluto: (Barking)

Mickey: You're right, Pluto. (Rubbing his tummy) I'm hungry too. (Patting his tummy) (To the Audience) So, what are we gonna do?

Men's Choir/Women's Choir: (Chanting) Disneyland!

Mickey: Disneyland. Right! What do we say, everybody? All for one...

Mickey/Donald/Goofy/Minnie/Daisy/Musketeers: AND ONE FOR ALL!

(Goofy starts to leave)

Mickey: Hey, Goof. What are ya gonna do now? Back to the Future?

(Audience Laughing softly)

Goofy: Nope. Back to the PAST.

Mickey: Oh.

Goofy: See ya later! (To Pluto) Hey, Pluto. Will ya let me a hand?

(Goofy holds Pluto's paw)

Goofy: We're going to Disneyland!

(Goofy and Pluto exit stage left)

Goofy: YAH-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOEY!

(Audeince waving good-bye)

Mickey: See ya real soon!

Donald: See ya!

Minnie: Good luck, Goofy!

Daisy: Bye, Goof!

Claribelle: Bye-bye!

Scene 29
Donald: (To Mickey) Your goof isn't the only one facing the brand new future.