School Dazed

It Begins is the first episode and pilot of Star Guardians Unite!

Summary
A group of extraordinary teenagers finds out that they are the current yet the youngest Star Guardians and must save the world from an antagonistic witch named Zatavia.

Quotes
The Star Guardians stood there petrified with fear.
 * Zatavia: This should be easier than 500 years ago when my boyfriend dumped me for the blacksmith's daughter... i created a curse called The Black Death that made him have painful swellings, rashes, diarrhea, constantly vomiting blood, high fever and delirium until he died between 2 to 4 days... however, the curse then spread across Eurasia and Europe, killing 75 to 200 million people from 1347 until 1351... it was so hilarious, don't you think so too?

Trent McGuire/LightMan: Y-Yeah, that would teach him not to treat you like trash. Lisa Sato/Velocity: You mean your mother's SUV?
 * Hunter Jonas/Cursechanter: Quickly Star Guardians, To the Star Machine!

Hunter Jonas/Cursechanter: No the Star Machine.

Robby Gooden/Venus: What's the difference between The Star Machine and an SUV?

Hunter Jonas/Cursechanter: Because the Star Machine sounds more superhero...ish?

Trent McGuire/LightMan: ...Works for us, let's jet! Eileen Kimble: A group of teenaged superhumans had been showing their faces around town. 'The Star Guardians', they call themselves. They have been saving lives across Goldmoor for the past couple of hours.
 * Jason Friday: We interrupt this program for some breaking news.

Footage of the StarGuardians is shown: They are fighting face to face against Zatavia, they captured a group of criminals, putting out the fire of a burning building and getting people out of the burning building.

Daphne Sato: Do you have anything to say?

Hunter Jonas/Cursechanter:(stoically) No comment.
 * Hunter Jonas/Cursechanter: So now that we're the current Star Guardians, i suggest-

Muffy Cooper: Shhh... i'm trying to watch Krypto the Superdog.

Hunter Jonas/Cursechanter: Whatevs, Like i was saying, I suggest-

TV: HE'S KRYPTO, KRYPTO THE SUPERDOG. KRYPTO, RUFF, RUFF AND AWAY. KRYPTO, KRYPTO THE SUPERDOG. SEE THAT SUPERDOG, FLYING THROUGH THE AIR, HE'S GOT SUPERPOWERS. BAD GUYS BEWA-

Hunter teleports in front of Muffy and punches the TV.

Hunter Jonas/Cursechanter: THERE! NOW NO ONE'S WATCHING KRYPTO THE SUPERDOG! NOW SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!

Muffy Cooper:... KRYPTO, KRYPTO THE SUPERDOG!Okay, i'm done! (left the room)

Hunter Jonas/Cursechanter: Where was i? Oh yeah, the point is that since we're all the current Star Guardians, we can finally use our powers in public, fight crime, preserve law and order and most importantly, being famous!

Wendy Lee/Sandstorm: Are you sure?

Sandra Rowen/Stormwind: Hunter's right. But since we're new to this whole superhero nuisance, i think it's best that we should learn good moral guidance by using our powers responsibly.

Melanie Cooper: That means no flash frying the cast of Dawson Creek, Indira.

Indira Cooper/ StoneSun:Can i at least char broil them?

Melanie Cooper: No!

Indira Cooper/StoneSun:How about roasting them?

Melanie Cooper: NO!

Indira Cooper/StoneSun: How about a 3rd degree burn? It'll barely burn them!

Melanie Cooper: No fiery torment!

Indira Cooper/StoneSun: An Indian burn? Please don't make me beg,Mel!

Melanie Cooper:Don't make me give you a timeout in the freezer!

Script
Professor Felix:When i call your name, answer with a 'here'. Is that clear?

The class groaned and mumbled. Suddenly, the teacher slammed his hands on his desk. He inhaled deeply through his nose.

Professor Felix: (shouted)I said: IS. THAT CLEAR?!

The Class: (shouted)YES, SIR!

Professor Felix:Good. Hunter Jonas?

A fairly girl of a slim yet athletic build raises her hand. She has long red hair with a left swept bang that is covering her left eye. Her right eye is aqua blue. She wears a brown leather jacket over a black short-sleeved shirt with a v-neckline that exposed her midriff with abs. She also had brown leather shorts, black combat boots and black fingerless gloves.

Hunter Jonas:Here.

Sheila Jelani?

A half Asian and half African American girl with long, curly black hair and brown eyes raises her hand. She wears an orange collared t-shirt, a pair of khaki shorts, gray socks and pink tennis shoes.

Sheila Jelani:Here.

Paul Rowen?

A boy with brown hair and brown eyes raises his hand. He wears a white t-shirt, black jeans, white sneakers and a black striped white hoodie.

Paul Rowen:Here.

Lisa Sato?

Lisa Sato:...

Then there was a loud crunching sound emitting from someone on the other side of the science classroom. Every student turned their head slightly to see a girl of Japanese descent with brown eyes, pale skin and long, black hair, which is tied in a ponytail wth a navy blue ribbon, while letting the rest of it down. She wears a dark blue waistcoat over a white short-sleeved dress shirt with a navy blue tie and a long dark grey skirt. She also had navy blue socks, black shoes and a navy blue wristband on her left wrist. She has a slender figure and is of average height. Lisa is currently occupied with a piece of bread that she was shoving into her mouth.

Professor Felix:Lisa Sato?

Lisa raises her hand.

Lisa Sato:Here!

Professor Felix paused, lifted his eyes from the attendance record and stared blankly at Lisa. He gets up and approached her quietly. He crossed his arms.

Professor Felix:Miss Sato!

Lisa Sato:Yes sir?

Professor Felix:What... what are you doing?

Lisa looked around and pointed at herself. When he nodded, she waved her loaf of bread around joyfully.

Lisa Sato:I'm eating, Professor Felix!

Professor Felix:You're...eating?

Lisa Sato:Uh huh!

Professor Felix:In my classroom?

Lisa Sato:Yep!

Professor Felix stared in disbelief. He then snatched her loaf of bread, ignoring her cries of outrage, and opened the window and throwing the food outside

Professor Felix:Wendy Lee?

A petite girl of Hmong descent with long black hair with bangs and dark brown eyes raises her hand. She wears a black shirt with fishnet sleeves underneath, a black leather skirt with a studded belt wrapped around it, a black beanie with a small skull on it, black and red striped stockings and tall black buckled boots. She had on black lipstick, black eyeliner, a spiked choker purple eye shadow, black fingernails and has her lip pierced.

Wendy Lee:Here.

Sandra Rowen?

A girl with light brown hair cut to a boy cut hairstyle and brown eyes raises her hand. She wears a blue-grey hoodie with a green and orange striped t-shirt inside, a pair of light tan khaki pants. white socks and blue sneakers She also had freckles on her cheeks.

Sandra Rowen: Here.

Indira Cooper?

A girl with shoulder length black hair and dark brown eyes raises her hand. She wears a red collared top with short sleeves, a pair of blue jeans, red sneakers and red socks. She also wears a red hairband and pink lip gloss.

Indira Cooper:Here.

Robby Gooden?

A girl with long wavy black hair and green eyes raises her hand. She wears a beige collared shirt with buttons, a pair of blue jean shorts, white socks, and brown leather shoes.

Robby Gooden:Here.

Vanessa Black?

A girl with a mixture of dark purple and black hair that fell just below her shoulders and grey eyes raises her hand. She wears a purple top with dark tiger stripes, a pair of purple pants with zipper pockets, dark purple high-top sandals, and had black bracelets on both wrists. She also wears purple lip gloss.

Vanessa Black:Here.

Professor Felix:Antonio Martinez?

A boy of Latino descent with tan skin, dark brown hair that reaches down to his shoulders and brown eyes. He wears two toned blue raglan t-shirt, dark blue skinny jeans and blue sneakers.

Antonio Martinez: Aqui. (Here.)

Professor Felix:Tanya Martinez?

A girl of Latino descent with tan skin, long, wavy dark brown hair and brown eyes raises her hand. She wears a green tank top, a dark gray skirt, dark gray socks and green shoes.

Tanya Martinez: Aqui. (Here.)

Lisa is still in shock, face pressed against the window.

Lisa Sato: (screams)THE BIRDS ARE EATING MY FOOOOD!

Professor Felix: (shouted)LISA GET OVER IT!

Lisa Sato: But... (trudging back to her desk and slumping over it)

Lisa's stomach growled loudly and she blushed at the snickers and giggles, pressing her face harder into the wood.

As Wendy turned away from her locker, An African American teenager smashed into her.

Wendy Lee:(screeched)Watch where you're going!

Boy#1:(sneered)Goth loser.

Wendy planted her hands on her hips and glared upwards.

Wendy Lee:Excuse me? You ran into me!

The boy glared right back.

Boy#1:Please. (wiped on his shirt) I don't want Goth on me.

In a mocking gesture, Wendy wiped at her own clothes

Wendy Lee:And i don't want jerk on me.

Boy#1:You don't want to mess with me, Princess.

Wendy Lee:Trust me when i say i'm nobody's princess.

Boy#2:What's going on here?

Boy#2:Some chick messin' with you dude.

Boy#1:Just some nobody.

Boy#2:If it looks like a nobody and acts like a nobody, then just ignore it.

sighs and she slammed into someone's body and causes both of then to fell roughly on her back.

Maya Martinez:(shouted)Ow, crap! Watch where you're going, moron!

A girl Latino descent with tan skin, long ,dark brown hair worn in a ponytail and brown eyes. She wears a long sleeved red v-neck shirt with 2 black vertical stripes down the front, with a navy blue short sleeved hoodie with black accents. She also wear a pair of blue jeans, a red baseball cap backwards and red converse. Julie blushed and dusted herself off. She stood up, mumbling apologies.

Julie Jonas:I'm sorry, Maya... i didn't see you. (extending her hand) Here, let me help you up?

Maya slapped her hand away and stood up on her own, marching down the hallway towards the exit. Julie sighs again, picks up her books

Macy: Crashlie!

Julie sprinted to the exit but she then tripped and landed on the floor with a crash. Her chest smashed on the stairs of the exit. She heard a daunting cackle from behind her.

Macy: Surprise surprise, look what crashed over!

Julie turned herself over onto her back and fearfully got to her feet and faced the girl. The girl had armpit-length red hair with bangs and diamond blue eyes. She wears a grey boat neck short sleeved t-shirt, black jean-leggings that reached her ankles, grey socks and white tennis shoes. She also had a selection of golden bangles on her right arm.

Julie Jonas: Leave me alone Macy...

Macy:(hissed)What, without saying goodbye?! (fiercely shoving her hands on Julie's shoulders)

Julie sighed helplessly and looked away at the close exit. Macy grabbed her chin and averted her attention back to her. She had a wicked grin on her face.

Macy: Oh, you wanna go see your mommy? Typical Crashlie. You're always the big baby.

Macy: (in a babyish but evil tone) Does Crashlie wanna go?

Macy shoved Julie back, and she landed on the hard floor, bumping her head on the staircase. She held back tears and clenched her fist

Macy: Did little Crashlie get a boo boo? Ha. Have a nice day, Crashlie. Hope you don't die from crashing over the exit. (walked past Julie, her eyes narrowed evilly)

Julie watched her leave

Trixie Jonas: So girls, how was school today?

Hunter Jonas: It was okay.

Julie Jonas: (mumbled, facing the window and crossing her arms) What do you think? Home school is starting to look more intriguing.

Trixie Jonas: (placed her fingers on Julie's shoulders) Julie...Those kids only say that because they're insecure.

Hunter Jonas: They're jealous of you.

Julie Jonas: What is there to be jealous of? I'm the pathetic, worthless crybaby of the school, and i have been since i was 11. You've never had to deal with what i'm going through. You both don't understand; you'll never understand!

Hunter and Trixie stared at Julie with concern. Julie cowered back from their eyes.

Hunter Jonas: Julie... i wish you could see yourself the way we do. You are more courageous that you thin kyou are. Don't let anyone define who you are; what they have to say is wrong.

Julie sighs and leaned back in her seat

Julie Jonas: Can we go home now, please?

Hunter and Trixie looked at each other then Trixie sighs, gripped the steering wheel and pulled the car out of the school parking lot.

Episode opens with Julie watching TV in the basement when Trent walks in and changed the channel.

Julie Jonas: Hey, i was watching that!

Trent McGuire: And now you're not! I have to watch the Friends marathon!

Julie Jonas: But you have them all on dvd! Every single episode!

Trent McGuire: All except one and i don't know when it airs so i have to watch the whole marathon!

Julie Jonas: And how long is the marathon!

Trent McGuire: 84 hours.

Julie Jonas: 84 hours?! I'm going to miss The Price is Right! It's about to come on in 22 minutes! And you have a TV in your house!

Trent McGuire: I'm the man of the remote and so i say that i'll use this Tv to watch Friends!

Julie Jonas: You might be the man of the remote but are you the man of the mountain!

Trent McGuire: Man of the mountain? What the heck are you talking-(vanished into thin air and appeared somewhere in the Himalayas) Where the heck am i?

In the distance he sees an angry Yeti running towards him growling.

Trent McGuire:(shouted) OH MY GOD! IT'S ROSIE O'DONNEL! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(runs away)

Back in the basement, Julie is watching The Price is Right.

TV announcer: We now return to The Price is Right with guest host, Vegeta.

Cutaway to TV

Vegeta: How much do you bid for the item?

Woman#1: 500.

Man#1: 550.

Man#2: 631.

Woman#2: 720.

Man#3: 1090.

Vegeta: And the actual retail price is...(froze in shock after taking the paper from the envelope)

Nappa: (from behind the camera) Vegeta! What is the actual retail price of the item up for bid?

Vegeta: (screams)...It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAD! (went on a rampage)

He begins to shoot ki balls at the audience and tears the set apart. The scene is then quickly replaced with color bars and a loud beep.

End Cutaway

Hunter, Wendy, Maya, Indira, Sandra, Paul, Antonio, Tanya, Lisa, Vanessa, Sheila, Muffy, Melanie, Robby and Ezekiel then enter the room.

Ezekiel Sanders: Julie, have you seen Trent?

Julie Jonas: Um, i dunno.

Suddenly, a car pulls up to the house can be heard and someone slamming the front door.Trent enters the room with his clothes all torn and tattered.

Wendy Lee: OH MY GOSH! TRENT, BABY, WHAT HAPPENED!

Trent McGuire: I'll tell you what happened! Hunter's 15 year old sister had warped me to the Himalayas!

Hunter Jonas: Julie, is this true?!

Julie Jonas: Maybe...

Trent McGuire: These scars says more than maybe.

Julie Jonas: (shouted) YOU SUCK!

Hunter Jonas: (angrily) Julie, don't use your powers that way!

Julie Jonas: Hey, he deserved it!

Hunter Jonas: Anyway, what you did was wrong.

Julie Jonas: (muttered) Geez. Sis, you're such a buzzkill.

Suddenly, the TV went out. Indira attempts to turn it on with the remote, but it doesn't respond.

Indira Cooper: (shouted)NOOOO!( hugs the TV, crying)WHY?Why did you take him away?Why couldn't you take somebody else...like my friends and family?

Vanessa Black:You probably gonna have to get it fixed.

Indira Cooper: If only i knew somebody who is a mechanic?(Hunter ignores her)I said if only i knew somebody, possibly my redheaded best friend who owned an Auto Shop, who is a mechanic so she can fix the tv. (Hunter was still ignores her)

Indira then walked up and punches Hunter in the back of her head rather hard.

Hunter Jonas: (shouted)OUCH!WHAT?!

Indira Cooper:Didn't you hear what i said? I need a freakin' mechanic!

Hunter Jonas: Just give me a screwdriver and i can fix it.

Julie Jonas: Hunter, you should be careful.You could get hurt.

Hunter Jonas:Julie, relax, It's just a TV. Now before i start, is the TV unplugged?

Maya then looks at the outlet.There are a whole bunch of thing plugged in one outlet with a few sparks flying out.

Maya Martinez: I think so.

Hunter then puts the screwdriver into the TV. She then gets shocked and sent flying backwards into a wall as the TV exploded.

Julie Jonas:(shouted) Hunter! (ran to her)

Maya Martinez: Oh...You mean the TV plug...No...i suppose it wasn't unplugged.

Julie Jonas: Hunter, are you alright?

Indira Cooper: Who cares if she's alright! Look what she did to the TV!

Hunter Jonas: Geez, sorry.

Indira Cooper:Sorry?SORRY?Did sorry fix the hole in the ozone layer?Did sorry bring back the people who got killed in that space shuttle? Did sorry bring back Selena after she was shot and killed by the President of her fan club? Did sorry reimburse me for all the money that i have wasted on watching Uwe Boll's god awful movies that would make a home movie by a 3 year old look like an Opera by comparison? NO! So don't you dare tell me that you are sorry, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT!

Hunter Jonas: (clutched onto her chest)...Ouch...

Merlin: Hunter Betty Jean Jonas, i presume.

Hunter Jonas: Y-Yes...who are you? And how do you know my name?

Merlin: Let's see if you can guess it: I'm the greatest wizard of all time.

Ezekiel Sanders: Wait...long, white beard...wise pose...greatest wizard ever...of course, i know who you are! You're Dumbledore!

Merlin:No, you idiotic child! I'm merlin, King Arthur's loyal adviser!

Hunter Jonas: Merlin? And what are you doing here?

Merlin: You see, i know you guys were born with powers and the truth behind it is that you all came from a long line of legendary warriors called the Star Guardians. They are destined to protect innocents from the forces of evil (magical or not). I empowered your ancestors with a small amount of immense magical energy, and in return, they used these powers as something to save people. The Star Guardians are a title and position that's been carried out for thousand of years from just one family line, though it skipped two generations after your great-grandparents were chosen and passed it to the current Star Guardians instead, making you all the first ever to be Star Guardians as a youth when it was supposed to be adults instead.

Antonio Martinez: And...how are we going to save people without exposing our identities?

Merlin: Use these. (pulls out a box and opened to reveal fifteen domino masks) These masks were used by the previous chosen ones in order to become Star Guardians without exposing your identities.(hands them the masks)Good luck and remember...stay out of trouble.(disappears in a flash of green light)

Hunter Jonas: Tanya, could you turn the electricity back on?

Tanya Martinez: Sure thing.

(Song Starts: The Phoenix-Fall Out Boy)

Put on your war paint

You are a brick tied to me that's dragging me down Strike a match and I'll burn you to the ground We are the jack-o-lanterns in July Setting fire to the sky He-here comes this rising tide So come on

Put on your war paint

Cross walks and crossed hearts and hope-to-dies Silver clouds with grey linings

So we can take the world back from the heart-attacked One maniac at a time we will take it back You know time crawls on when you're waiting for the song to start So dance alone to the beat of your heart

Hey young blood Doesn't it feel like our time is running out? I'm gonna change you like a remix Then I'll raise you like a phoenix Wearing our vintage misery No, I think it looked a little better on me I'm gonna change you like a remix Then I'll raise you like a phoenix

Bring home the boys and scrap scrap metal the tanks Get hitched and make a career out of robbing banks Because the world is just a teller and we are wearing black masks "You broke our spirit," says the note we pass

So we can take the world back from the heart-attacked One maniac at a time we will take it back You know time crawls on when you're waiting for the song to start So dance alone to the beat of your heart

Hey young blood Doesn't it feel like our time is running out? I'm gonna change you like a remix Then I'll raise you like a phoenix Wearing our vintage misery No, I think it looked a little better on me I'm gonna change you like a remix Then I'll raise you like a phoenix

Put on your war paint

The war is won

Before it's begun

Release the doves

Surrender love

The war is won

Before it's begun

Release the doves

Surrender love

The war is won

Before it's begun

Release the doves

Surrender love

The war is won

Before it's begun

Release the doves

Surrender love

(Wave the white flag!)

Hey young blood Doesn't it feel like our time is running out? I'm gonna change you like a remix Then I'll raise you like a phoenix Wearing our vintage misery No, I think it looked a little better on me I'm gonna change you like a remix Then I'll raise you like a phoenix

Hey young blood Doesn't it feel like our time is running out? I'm gonna change you like a remix Then I'll raise you like a phoenix

Put on your war paint

End Episode

Voice Cast

Elizabeth Gillies- Hunter Jonas/Cursechanter

Ariel Winter- Julie Jonas/ManaStar

Becky G- Maya Martinez/Plasma Girl

Sophie Oda- Lisa Sato/Velocity

Kate Micucci- Indira Cooper/StoneSun

Kate Winslet- Zatavia

Michael Cera- Paul Rowen/Zephyr

Jennette McCurdy- Robby Gooden/Venus

Carlos PenaVega- Antonio Martinez/ElastiAmigo

Sabrina Carpenter- Sandra Rowen/Stormwind

Brenda Song- Wendy Lee/Sandstorm

Keshia Chante- Tanya Martinez/Electrisha

Drake Bell-Ezekiel Sanders/Lazor

Chanel Iman- Sheila Jelani/Phantom Girl

Abigail Breslin- Vanessa Black/Whirlpool

Jerry Trainor- Trent McGuire/LightMan

Collen Villard- Trixie Jonas

Rino Romano- Fred Gooden

Stephanie Sheh- Daphne Sato

Richard Steven Horvitz- Jason Friday

Leigh-Allyn Baker- Eileen Kimble

Pamela Adlon- Macy Connors

Q'orianka Kilcher- Muffy Cooper

Christine Marie Cabanos- Melanie Cooper

Trivia

Zatavia is the one who is truly responsible for the cause of The Black Death, one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people in Eurasia and peaking in Europe from 1347 to 1351.