To Steal an Warship

To Steal an Warship is an episode of The Avenging Regular Show Unlimited.

Synopsis
While on a errand, Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Spider-Man, Power Man and Iron Fist steal an warship.

Transcript

 * (This episode begins at Avengers Tower)
 * Dan Zembrovski: Hey, Mordecai, what's wrong?
 * Mordecai: Well, Dan. Jeannie doesn't want to see me again.
 * Randy Cunningham: What happened?
 * Mordecai: No idea. I will tell her how I feel.
 * (Song: Let Me Be Your Wings)
 * Mordecai: ♪Let me be your wings Let me be your only love Let me take you far beyond the stars♪
 * Jeannie: ♪Let me be your wings Let me lift you high above Everything we're dreaming of will soon be ours♪
 * Mordecai: ♪Anything that you desire Anything at all Everyday I'll take you higher And I'll never let you fall Let me be your wings Leave behind the world you know For another world of wondrous things We'll see the universe and dance on Saturn's rings♪
 * Mordecai and Jeannie: ♪Fly with me and I will be your wings♪
 * Jeannie: ♪Anything that you desire Anything at all Everyday I'll take you higher And I'll never let you fall You will be my wings You will be my only love Wond'rous things♪
 * Mordecai: ♪We'll see the universe and dance on Saturn's rings Heaven isn't too far♪
 * Jeannie: ♪Heaven is where you are♪
 * Mordecai and Jeannie: ♪Stay with me And let me be your wings!♪
 * Dan Zembrovski: We didn't think about that. Poor, Jeannie. Come on, the others need us.
 * Mordecai: Right.
 * Falcon: Here.
 * Mordecai: A market list. The Market two clicks to the south, and I'm sending you four on a supply run. Oh. [Laughs] Don't even think about without at least one feijoa. Clear?
 * Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Spider-Man, Power Man and Iron Fist: Clear.
 * Hawkeye: How do you expect them to find feijoa on Market?
 * (At Market)
 * Dan Zembrovski: I got everything but the feijoas. Any luck?
 * Mordecai: No. And We don't think they meant for us to have luck.
 * Dan Zembrovski: Well, someone has to be selling those things. Here, take this. I'll go find one.
 * Mordecai: Seriously? You want us to carry your supplies?
 * Dan Zembrovski: Yes!
 * Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Spider-Man, Power Man and Iron Fist: Feijoas!
 * Randy Cunningham: How much for the whole crate?
 * Manager: I'm sorry. They're already sold.
 * Spider-Man: Well, maybe we can buy one from--
 * Manager: From Goblin? [Laughs] Yeah, good luck.
 * Power Man: Why are you smiling about?
 * Mordecai: The obvious answer to our problem.
 * Iron Fist: Right. So what's the plan.
 * Mordecai: Maybe. Sure. Why not?
 * Power Man: [Gasps] [Spits, Laughing] We should go.
 * Mordecai: You go. We're getting what we came for.
 * Spider-Man: Wait, Mordo-- [Groans]
 * Hydra Goblin: You there!
 * Mordecai: I'll just put this back.
 * Iron Fist: Run!
 * Green Goblin: Stop them!
 * Dan Zembrovski: You made me lose the rest of the supplies! At least we're even.
 * Mordecai: Even? Please. I had the whole situation under control.
 * Dan Zembrovski: [Groans] Come here!
 * Hydra Goblin: Where they go?
 * Spider-Man: [Grunts] Whoa!
 * Hydra Goblin: Up there!
 * Mordecai: Spidey!
 * Spider-Man: Just keep going. I'll catch up to you.
 * Hydra Goblin: Split up!
 * Pilot: [Gasps]
 * Spider-Man: Oh. Hey, you don't have any feijoas, do you?
 * Pilot: There is nowhere to hide.
 * Hyrda Goblin: Hands up!
 * Pilot: [Whimpers]
 * Spider-Man: Never actually flown one of these before. Whoa!
 * Hydra Goblin: Look out!
 * Spider-Man: [Laughing] Ha, ha, ha! Too bad Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Power Man and Iron Fist wasn't here to see that. Whoa! [Laughs] Whew. On the other hand--
 * Mordecai: Great. Just what we need. Spidey? Spidey! Hey, Spidey, let us in!
 * Spider-Man: So now, I'd be saving your life, right?
 * Dan Zembrovski: What? Yeah, sure. Yes! Whatever!
 * Spider-Man: I let you in, we're even.
 * Randy Cunningham: Fine!
 * Spider-Man: You have to say it!
 * Power Man: All right, all right. We're even. Now let us in! [Shouts]
 * (Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Power Man and Iron Fist hops to the warship)
 * Spider-Man: Don't crowd me. I'm flying here.
 * Iron Fist: You don't know how. Let us. Whoa!
 * Spider-Man: Whoa!
 * Mordecai: Turn the ship!
 * Spider-Man: Let go!
 * Mordecai: Turn the ship!
 * Spider-Man: I'm trying! [Grunts] I can't see a thing!
 * Mordecai: Gain altitude.
 * Spider-Man: I know.
 * Mordecai: Spidey.
 * Spider-Man: [Grunting]
 * Mordecai: We think we're too low.
 * Spider-Man: How can you tell? Why don't you clean the window?
 * Mordecai: We need to turn. Turn!
 * Spider-Man: [Grunts] How did you know?
 * Mordecai: Not sure. I just... knew.
 * Spider-Man: [Chuckles] Good. That's-- That's good. [Sighs] Now get out there and clean the canopy.
 * (At Avengers Tower)
 * Hawkeye: Have to admit, it's a lot more peaceful aboard with the kids gone.
 * Falcon: Yeah, but we're feeling a bit guilty about feeling sending them--
 * Hawkeye: [Chuckles] On a wild feijoa chase?
 * Spider-Man: Spidey to Falcon.
 * Falcon: Ah, right on cue. Go ahead, Spidey.
 * Spider-Man: Right. well, we've has a bit of a problem.
 * Falcon: We thought you might. Look, don't worry about the feijoas.
 * Mordecai: Yeah, feijoas. Uh, we found some. Then we found them again. But we smashed them.
 * Spider-Man: Just cut to the chase, Mordo.
 * Hawkeye: Wait! What are we hearing? It sounds like--
 * Mordecai: Yeah, about that. See, um-- well-- We stole a warship.
 * Hawkeye: You what?
 * Spider-Man: He's taking it better than we thought.
 * Hawkeye: Get rid of it!
 * All: Do we have to?
 * Hawkeye: [Sighs] At least tell us you dismantled the locater beacon.
 * Spider-Man: [Laughs] Of course. We're not fools. (To Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Power Man and Iron Fist) [Quietly] Under there. The red wire. No, wait. The blue.
 * Mordecai: Well, which one?
 * Hawkeye: It's the red and the blue.
 * Mordecai: Right. Got it. W-We mean... got it a long time ago. You know, back when we first boarded. Right away. Immediately.
 * Hawkeye: Stealing a warship attracts unwanted attention. Rendezvous at Shadow Site 2 Fly straight there. Do not stop. And don't do anything.
 * Spider-Man: On our way. Spider-Man out.
 * Mordecai: That went well.
 * Spider-Man: Yeah.
 * Mordecai: Do you know which way we're supposed to go?
 * Spider-Man: No idea. Okay. Navigation system's on line. Course set for rendezvous point.
 * Mordecai: Wait. What's that? Looks like smoke.
 * Spider-Man: Yeah.
 * Mordecai: Only... We think We know where it's coming from. Go check it out. Please.
 * Spider-Man: [Sighs] There's a convo of troop transports heading northwest.
 * Mordecai: What's the worst that could happen?
 * Spider-Man: Well, we both wind up dead.
 * Mordecai: Besides that.
 * Spider-Man: Oh, boy. Here goes nothing. Attention, transports. This is Commander Feijoa.
 * Mordecai: Feijoa? Seriously?
 * Spider-Man: Shh. [Clears Throat] There's a report of intruder activity in your sector. Reduce speed.
 * Green Goblin: Acknowledged, Commander. Reduce speed.
 * Spider-Man: You sure?
 * Mordecai: Just get us in close. [Grunts]
 * Green Goblin: A warship? This is Green Goblin My men reported a stolen warship.
 * Spider-Man: That's not the warship you're looking for. It's a totally different spacecraft. I sent it to, uh, seek out the heroes.
 * Green Goblin: Commander, repeat your operating number.
 * Spider-Man: [Imitating static] Sorry. Didn't catch that. But maintain current position.
 * Green Goblin: All transports, resume speed. And man the cannon. You see that warship again, take your shot.
 * (Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Power Man and Iron Fist release the prisoners)
 * Pilot: Sir, someone's unlocked the prisoners.
 * Green Goblin: I want goblins up top, now!
 * Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Power Man and Iron Fist: Whoa.
 * Pilot: Sir, the prisoners are escaping.
 * Green Goblin: Open fire.
 * Spider-Man: That gun turret's gonna be a problem. This bird has no shields.
 * Power Man: Working on it. Well, hello, stranger.
 * Hydra Goblin: Maintain fire. His shots won't penetrate your armor. What the Aaah!
 * Iron Fist: Not bad.
 * Dan Zembrovski: Gotcha.
 * Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Power Man and Iron Fist: Whoa.
 * Hydra Goblin: Wait! You did all this for fruit?
 * Mordecai: No! Okay, maybe a little. There's gotta be something useful in here. A wrench? A wrench! All for fruit! [Gasps] Not bad, ace.
 * Spider-Man: Gotcha!
 * Mordecai: Uh, how are you flying this thing?
 * Spider-Man: [Grunting]
 * Dan Zembrovski: Thanks for the save. Guess we owe you now.
 * Spider-Man: Let's just say we're eternally even. Oh. You collect these, right?
 * Mordecai: Yeah. So, what do we do about the warship? [Chuckling]
 * Spider-Man: [Grunts]
 * Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Spider-Man, Power Man and Iron Fist: [Chuckling]
 * Hawkeye: Ah, they should have been here by now.
 * Falcon: Over there!
 * Spider-Man: One fresh feijoa, as ordered.
 * Falcon: Thank you, kind sir.
 * Spider-Man: Team effort.
 * Hawkeye: Forget about the fruit. Where's the warship?
 * Spider-Man: [Sighs] We crashed it.
 * Mordecai: On purpose. Uh, we didn't want it to fall back into the Green Goblin's hand.
 * Hawkeye: That's what we like to hear.
 * Spider-Man: [Sighs, chuckles]
 * Mordecai, Dan Zembrovski, Randy Cunningham, Spider-Man, Power Man and Iron Fist: [Laughs]
 * Spider-Man: [Grunts, laughing]
 * Falcon: At least they got rid of the warship.
 * Hawkeye: [Inhales, exhales]
 * Spider-Man: Uh. [Sighs]
 * [End of To Steal an Warship]