The Lives of the Unfortunate Towers/Script

Theo Grover: Oh my god! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

Max Grover: (screams)JESUS RUN!

Sandy Raskin:(shouted)CRAP!

Max Grover:Women and children last!

Sandy and Theo ran out of the door while Max jumps out of a window

Duncan McBride:Heheh, what are you leaving so soon already? That's fucking hilarious!

Theo Grover: RUN RUN RUN! I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE!

James McBride:Did you guys win?

Sandy Raskin:Yeah James we won, this is our victory lap!

Duncan continues to laugh derisively

Duncan McBride:You're killing me here! Haha ha! (coughs)