To Steal an Spaceplane

To Steal an Spaceplane is an episode of The Avenging Regular Show Unlimited.

Synopsis
While on a errand, Mordecai, Rigby, Squirrel Girl, Dan Zembrovski, Troll Moko, Amanda Highborn, Randy Cunningham, Howard Weinerman, Reptil, Spider-Man, Power Man, White Tiger, Yottoko Jo, Diane and Helena steal an spaceplane.

Transcript

 * (This episode begins with Yottoko jo, Diane and Helena arrives at Avengers Tower)
 * Yottoko Jo: We're here the Avengers Tower. Remember, Captain Jeannie want us. Me, Diane and Helena a day off to stay at Avengers Tower for five days like a vacation.
 * Diane: Right.
 * Helena: Look, guys. It's Mordecai, Rigby, Squirrel Girl, Dan, Troll, Amanda, Randy, howard, Reptil, Spider-Man, Power Man and White Tiger.
 * (Mordecai, Rigby, Squirrel Girl, Dan Zembrovski, Troll Moko, Amanda Highborn, Randy Cunningham, Howard Weinerman, Reptil, Spider-Man, Power Man and White Tiger arrives)
 * Mordecai: Yottoko, Diane, Helena, what are you doing here?
 * Yottoko Jo: We got sent be our captain for a day off for five days like a vacation.
 * Rigby: That's great. Come on. The others needs us.
 * Diane: Right.
 * Squirrel Girl: Hey, guys, can you believe Yottoko, Diane and Helena came here for a day off to stay with us for five days.
 * Mockingbird: That's great, Squirrel Girl. Anyway, here.
 * Mordecai: Uh, what's this?
 * Mockingbird: A market list. The Market two clicks to the south, and I'm sending you four on a supply run. Oh. [Laughs] Don't even think about without at least one kumquat. Clear?
 * Mordecai, Rigby, Squirrel Girl, Dan Zembrovski, Troll Moko, Amanda Highborn, Randy Cunningham, Howard Weinerman, Reptil, Spider-Man, Power Man, White Tiger, Yottoko Jo, Diane and Helena: Clear.
 * Hawkeye: How do you expect them to find feijoa on Market?
 * (At Market)
 * Rigby: We got everything but the feijoas. Any luck?
 * Mordecai: No. And We don't think they meant for us to have luck.
 * Squirrel Girl: Well, someone has to be selling those things. Here, take this. We'll go find one.
 * Mordecai: Seriously? You want us to carry your supplies?
 * Dan Zembrovski: Yes!
 * Mordecai, Rigby, Squirrel Girl, Dan Zembrovski, Troll Moko, Amanda Highborn, Randy Cunningham, Howard Weinerman, Reptil, Spider-Man, Power Man, White Tiger, Yottoko Jo, Diane and Helena: Kumquats!
 * Troll Moko: How much for the whole crate?
 * Manager: I'm sorry. They're already sold.
 * Amanda Highborn: Well, maybe we can buy one from--
 * Manager: From A.I.M.? [Laughs] Yeah, good luck.
 * Randy Cunningham: Why are you smiling about?
 * Mordecai: The obvious answer to our problem.
 * Howard Weinerman: Right. So what's the plan.
 * Mordecai: Maybe. Sure. Why not?
 * Reptil: [Gasps] [Spits, Laughing] We should go.
 * Mordecai: You go. We're getting what we came for.
 * Spider-Man: Wait, Mordo-- [Groans]
 * Super-Adaptoid: You there!
 * Mordecai: I'll just put this back
 * Power Man: Run!
 * Scientist Supreme: Stop them!
 * White Tiger: You made me lose the rest of the supplies! At least we're even.
 * Mordecai: Even? Please. I had the whole situation under control.
 * Yottoko Jo: [Groans] Come here!
 * Super-Adaptoid: Where they go?
 * Squirrel Girl: [Grunts] Whoa!
 * Super-Adaptoid: Up there!
 * Mordecai: Squirrel Girl!
 * Squirrel Girl: Just keep going. I'll catch up to you.
 * Super-Adaptoid: Split up!
 * Pilot: [Gasps]
 * Squirrel Girl: Oh. Hey, you don't have any kumquats, do you?
 * Pilot: There is nowhere to hide.
 * Super-Adaptoid: Hands up!
 * Pilot: [Whimpers]
 * Squirrel Girl: Never actually flown one of these before. Whoa!
 * Super-Adaptoid: Look out!
 * Super-Adaptoid: [Laughing] Ha, ha, ha! Too bad Mordecai, Rigby, Dan Zembrovski, Troll Moko, Amanda Highborn, Randy Cunningham, Howard Weinerman, Reptil, Spider-Man, Power Man, White Tiger, Yottoko Jo, Diane and Helena wasn't here to see that. Whoa! [Laughs] Whew. On the other hand--
 * Mordecai: Great. Just what we need. Squirrel Girl? Squirrel Girl! Hey, Squirrel Girl, let us in!
 * Squirrel Girl: So now, I'd be saving your life, right?
 * Diane: What? Yeah, sure. Yes! Whatever!
 * Squirrel Girl: I let you in, we're even.
 * Helena: Fine!
 * Squirrel Girl: You have to say it!
 * Mordecai: All right, all right. We're even. Now let us in! [Shouts]
 * (Mordecai, Rigby, Dan Zembrovski, Troll Moko, Amanda Highborn, Randy Cunningham, Howard Weinerman, Reptil, Spider-Man, Power Man, White Tiger, Yottoko Jo, Diane and Helena hops to the spaceplane)
 * Squirrel Girl: Don't crowd me. I'm flying here.
 * Rigby: You don't know how. Let us. Whoa!
 * Squirrel Girl: Whoa!
 * Dan Zembrovski: Turn the ship!
 * Squirrel Girl: Let go!
 * Troll Moko: Turn the ship!
 * Squirrel Girl: I'm trying! [Grunts] I can't see a thing!
 * Amanda Highborn: Gain altitude.
 * Squirrel Girl: I know.
 * Randy Cunningham: Squirrel Girl.
 * Squirrel Girl: [Grunting]
 * Howard Weinerman: We think we're too low.
 * Squirrel Girl: How can you tell? Why don't you clean the window?
 * Reptil: We need to turn. Turn!
 * Squirrel Girl: [Grunts] How did you know?
 * Spider-Man: Not sure. I just... knew.
 * Squirrel Girl: [Chuckles] Good. That's-- That's good. [Sighs] Now get out there and clean the canopy.
 * (At Avengers Tower)
 * Hawkeye: Have to admit, it's a lot more peaceful aboard with the kids gone.
 * Mockingbird: Yeah, but we're feeling a bit guilty about feeling sending them--
 * Hawkeye: [Chuckles] On a wild kumquat chase?
 * Squirrel Girl: Squirrel girl to Mockingbird.
 * Mockingbird: Ah, right on cue. Go ahead, Squirrel Girl.
 * Squirrel Girl: Right. well, we've has a bit of a problem.
 * Mockingbird: We thought you might. Look, don't worry about the kumquats.
 * Power Man: Yeah, kumquats. Uh, we found some. Then we found them again. But we smashed them.
 * Squirrel Girl: Just cut to the chase, Luke.
 * Hawkeye: Wait! What are we hearing? It sounds like--
 * Mordecai: Yeah, about that. See, um-- well-- We stole a warship.
 * Hawkeye: You what?
 * Squirrel Girl: He's taking it better than we thought.
 * Hawkeye: Get rid of it!
 * All: Do we have to?
 * Hawkeye: [Sighs] At least tell us you dismantled the locater beacon.
 * Squirrel Girl: [Laughs] Of course. We're not fools. (To Mordecai, Rigby, Dan Zembrovski, Troll Moko, Amanda Highborn, Randy Cunningham, Howard Weinerman, Reptil, Spider-Man, Power Man, White Tiger, Yottoko Jo, Diane and Helena) [Quietly] Under there. The red wire. No, wait. The blue.
 * Mordecai: Well, which one?
 * Hawkeye: It's the red and the blue.
 * Mordecai: Right. Got it. W-We mean... got it a long time ago. You know, back when we first boarded. Right away. Immediately.
 * Hawkeye: Stealing a spaceplane attracts unwanted attention. Rendezvous at Shadow Site 2 Fly straight there. Do not stop. And don't do anything.
 * Squirrel Girl: On our way. Squirrel Girl out.
 * Dan Zembrovski: That went well.
 * Squirrel Girl: Yeah.
 * Troll Moko: Do you know which way we're supposed to go?
 * Squirrel Girl: No idea. Okay. Navigation system's on line. Course set for rendezvous point.
 * Amanda Highborn: Wait. What's that? Looks like smoke.
 * Squirrel Girl: Yeah.
 * Randy Cunningham: Only... We think We know where it's coming from. Go check it out. Please.
 * Squirrel Girl: [Sighs] There's a convo of troop transports heading northwest.
 * Howard Weinerman: What's the worst that could happen?
 * Squirrel Girl: Well, we both wind up dead.
 * Reptil: Besides that.
 * Squirrel Girl: Oh, boy. Here goes nothing. Attention, transports. This is Commander Kumquat.
 * Spider-Man: Kumquat? Seriously?
 * Squirrel Girl: Shh. [Clears Throat] There's a report of intruder activity in your sector. Reduce speed.
 * Scientist Supreme: Acknowledged, Commander. Reduce speed.
 * Squirrel Girl: You sure?
 * Power Man: Just get us in close. [Grunts]
 * Scientist Supreme: A spaceplane? This is Green Goblin My men reported a stolen spaceplane.
 * Squirrel Girl: That's not the spaceplane you're looking for. It's a totally different warship. I sent it to, uh, seek out the heroes.
 * Scientist Supreme: Commander, repeat your operating number.
 * Squirrel Girl: [Imitating static] Sorry. Didn't catch that. But maintain current position.
 * Scientist Supreme: All transports, resume speed. And man the cannon. You see that spaceplane again, take your shot.
 * (Mordecai, Rigby, Dan Zembrovski, Troll Moko, Amanda Highborn, Randy Cunningham, Howard Weinerman, Reptil, Spider-Man, Power Man, White Tiger, Yottoko Jo, Diane and Helena release the prisoners)
 * Pilot: Sir, someone's unlocked the prisoners.
 * Scientist Supreme: I want adaptoids up top, now!
 * Mordecai, Rigby, Dan Zembrovski, Troll Moko, Amanda Highborn, Randy Cunningham, Howard Weinerman, Reptil, Spider-Man, Power Man, White Tiger, Yottoko Jo, Diane and Helena: Whoa.
 * Pilot: Sir, the prisoners are escaping.
 * Scientist Supreme: Open fire.
 * Squirrel Girl: That gun turret's gonna be a problem. This bird has no shields.
 * White Tiger: Working on it. Well, hello, stranger.
 * Super-Adaptoid: Maintain fire. His shots won't penetrate your armor. What the Aaah!
 * Yottoko Jo: Not bad.
 * Diane: Gotcha.
 * Mordecai, Rigby, Dan Zembrovski, Troll Moko, Amanda Highborn, Randy Cunningham, Howard Weinerman, Reptil, Spider-Man, Power Man, White Tiger, Yottoko Jo, Diane and Helena: Whoa.