SpongeBob SquarePants Deleted Scenes and Bloopers

There had been deleted scenes that never made it to Spongebob Squarepants like, Squidward saying Oh, my aching tentacles! (from Pizza Delivery), Spongebob and Sandy kissing (Valentine's Day), and Patrick rubbing sunscreen on Sandy and live-action footage of a race car crashing in a wall (Procrastination). But there were more deleted scenes that never made it. Bloopers had been added to this page too.

Season 1
Help Wanted Bubblestand Ripped Pants Plankton! Boating School Pizza Delivery Sandy's Rocket Squeaky Boots Nature Pants Opposite Day F. U. N.  Employee of the Month SB-129 Sleepy Time Suds Valentine's Day The Paper Rock Bottom Texas
 * (Take 1)
 * SpongeBob: Look at me! I'm... nake-!(crashes through ceiling)
 * (Take 2)
 * SpongeBob: Look at me! I'm... nakeeeee-(falls down after flying only one centimeter)-eeeeeeeeed!!!
 * (SpongeBob crashes the floor and Gary hides under the bed to avoid debris from hitting him. The camera pans to a hole through the floor shaped like SpongeBob.)
 * (Take 3)
 * SpongeBob: Look at me! I'm... nakeeeeee-
 * (SpongeBob flies out the door.)
 * SpongeBob: -eeeeeeeeeed!!!!
 * (SpongeBob lands on his face in the sand.)
 * (Blooper 1)
 * SpongeBob: Then PELVIC THRUST! (falls on his back)
 * (Blooper 2)
 * SpongeBob: Stop on your right foot! DON'T FORGE-(slips on right foot and falls)
 * (Deleted Scene)
 * SpongeBob: (to lifegaurd) Come closer... I need... I need...
 * Lifeguard: What do you need?
 * SpongeBob: A tailor. (rips pants) Because I ripped my pants!
 * (Everyone realizes it was a joke and leaves. Sandy stops to SpongeBob, but instead of a brief line, she gives out a speech to him.)
 * Sandy: That wasn't funny, SpongeBob! Yes, the first three were funny, but this time, you had me worried! (cuts to close-up of SpongeBob) What were you even thinking? Trying to be an expert comedian? (cuts back to Sandy) Something tells me you were trying to be one a little bit! Face it. You're on your own. (leaves SpongeBob)
 * Scooter: (upset; to Spongebob) Dude... (walks away)
 * (Blooper)
 * Plankton: (to Mr. Krabs) When I discover your secret formula for Krabby Patties, I'll run you out of business. I WENT TO COLLE-(coughs) Excuse me-(coughs again)
 * (Deleted Scene)
 * SpongeBob: Squidward! Heeeelp! (crashes through wall)
 * Squidward: Be quiet, SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: Heeeelp!
 * Squidward: What are you doing? I'm talking to you! SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: (stops walking and turns his head 180 degrees) (in Plankton's voice) Shut up, you mediocre clarinet player.
 * Squidward: Mediocre?
 * SpongeBob: (in Plankton's voice) Yes. And what are you doing? Why aren't you wearing pajamas?
 * Squidward: Huh? (nervously) No-no-no-no! Th-this isn't what it looks like!
 * Spongebob: (just looks at Squidward and turns his head back) (in Plankton's voice) Just go to sleep.
 * Squidward: Phew! (slowly goes back to bed)
 * (Alternate Scene)
 * Mrs. Puff: What's your secret? A little radio in your head? (laughs with SpongeBob) Oh, and under that hat is some kind of antenna? (laughs with SpongeBob again) And some guy miles away from here is giving you all the answers? (laughs with SpongeBob once again)
 * Patrick: (laughs)
 * Mrs. Puff: But, SpongeBob, (gets serious with a small frown) that would be cheating.
 * Patrick: HA HA HA HA!!! CHEATING!!!
 * SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff?
 * Mrs. Puff: (leans towards SpongeBob a little angry) Yes, no-star pupil?
 * SpongeBob: I think I'm cheating.
 * Mrs. Puff: (starts to get a little more angry) Say that again.
 * SpongeBob: I'm cheating!
 * Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob,... get out of the boat!
 * SpongeBob: (while Mrs. Puff tries to push him out of the boat) I do have an antenna under my hat! (reveals antenna) And there is a guy giving me the answers! I am cheating (crying) Cheating! Cheating! Cheating!
 * Patrick: What? AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (runs back to his rock)
 * SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff!
 * Mrs. Puff: (still trying to get SpongeBob out of the boat) No! (grunts) It's not okay! Get out!
 * SpongeBob: CHEATING! I'M A CHEATER! CHEATING!
 * Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, cheating is not allowed!
 * SpongeBob: I'm cheating:
 * Mrs. Puff: I said, get out!
 * SpongeBob: (in Mrs. Puff's face) CHEATING! (looks at the road still driving like crazy)
 * Mrs. Puff: Well, cheat yourself OUT OF THE BOAT!!!
 * SpongeBob: I'M A CHEATER, CHEATER, PUMPKIN EATER!
 * Mrs. Puff: It's still not okay to cheat!
 * SpongeBob: You're right!
 * Mrs. Puff: Come on already! Get OUT!!!
 * SpongeBob: Cheeeeeeaaaateeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr!!! (crashes into lighthouse)
 * Mrs. Puff: (inflated) (in deep voice) Oh, Spongebob. WHHHYYYYYY???
 * SpongeBob: Mrs. Puff? I think I cheated.
 * Fred: (offscreen) My leg!
 * (Deleted Scene)
 * Tom: (opens door) I said, I'M NOT BUYING!
 * Squidward: Well, this one's on the house! (throws pizza)
 * (Tom's face was shown covered in tomato sauce, pepperoni, cheese, and small bits of pizza crust. He stared at Squidward angrily.)
 * Tom: (waves fist) GO AWAY!!! (slams door)
 * (Blooper)
 * Patrick: (to SpongeBob) Look! I'm winning!
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, cut that out! This is Sandy's rocket! Not some type of fun... (looks at broken mirror) hou-? Um... (to crew) Does someone have crack-fixing cream?
 * (Alternate Scene)
 * Tom: I'll take a (squeaks)
 * Mr Krabs: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
 * Tom: I said I'll take a (squeaks)
 * Mr Krabs: Huh?
 * SpongeBob: I heard his order, Mr. Krabs. He said he wants...(squeaks)
 * Mr. Krabs: What?
 * Tom: And a (squeaks)
 * Mr. Krabs: Huh? (starts hallucinating that everything starts squeaking) What? (sees the menu is written with stuff like Squeak and Squeaky-Squeak) I didn't write that! Aah! (keeps hearing the squeaks) Who said that?
 * (The hallucination scene had added two scenes. One: Mr. Krabs was being squished into goo by the boots. Two: Mr. Krabs changes into strange shapes mixed up with the boots. Then he hears SpongeBob's voice.)
 * SpongeBob: (in Mr. Krab's head) Can the world's greatest fry cook do this? And this? And this? And this? And this? And this? And this, and this, and this, and this, and this...?
 * Mr. Krabs: STOP IT! STOOOOOP IIIIIIIT!
 * (Alternate Scenes)
 * SpongeBob: Good-bye. (walks behind a seashell) Almost forgot. (takes off pants) (runs off in a straight line behind the shell) Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
 * Squidward: (confused) What was he supposed to be doing?
 * Sandy: I have no clue.
 * Patrick: (sobbing) PATRICK SAD!!!
 * (Later...)
 * SpongeBob: (lays down on belly on the grass watching Sandy and Patrick)
 * Sandy: Here Patrick! Have a Krabby Patty! (whispers) There he is Patrick. Good thing he's probably still wearing clothes. Say your line.
 * Patrick: (reads script) Why, thank you, Sandy. I would love one. Take patty. (picks up Krabby Patty) Too bad SpongeBob isn't here these are his favorites. I sure wish he'd come home. Take bite. (tries to take bite, but throws patty and script away) (turns to SpongeBob) I can't do it! SPONGEBOB! COME BACK!
 * (Still Later...)
 * SpongeBob: (peeks his head out of bush) Patrick, what are you doing?
 * Patrick: (not noticing SpongeBob is naked) If I can't have you as a friend, I'm going to make you a trophy! I picked out a nice jar for you!
 * (SpongeBob runs away from Patrick, still not noticing. SpongeBob hides in a jellyfish hive.)
 * Patrick: Okay! So this is the way it's going to be. I hope you're happy! (breaks net in hat and leaves)
 * (Still, Still, Later...)
 * SpongeBob: What have I done? I had a great life and friends, and I gave that all up. (walks towards his pineapple not expecting Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Sandy, and Gary there. But they were throwing a Welcome Home Party.)
 * Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and Sandy: Welcome home, SpongeBob! (everyone gasps, except Gary who has always seen SpongeBob naked)
 * (Cuts to Squidward. His eyes were open wide with shock and his noisemaker flops. Cuts to Mr. Krabs and Sandy. Sandy has her hand over her helmet where her mouth is. Mr. Krabs, in the background, was jawdropped with claws spread out. Cuts to SpongeBob.)
 * SpongeBob: What? (episode ends)
 * (Deleted Scene)
 * Patty: Who are you?
 * Squidward: I am Squidward!
 * Patty: (stands up from chair) WHAT KIND OF FOOL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!? HE'S SQUIDWARD? HE'S SQUIDWARD? YOU'RE SQUIDWARD? I'M SQUIDWARD!
 * Patrick: You don't look like Squidward.
 * Patty: (puts pickle on face) (in Squidward's voice) How about now? (SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward look at her. Patty's pickle falls off, bounces, and lands in front of Gary. Gary sniffs the pickle.) (normal voice) Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?
 * Gary: (with the pickle on his face) Meow.
 * (Deleted Scene)
 * SpongeBob: (gasps upon seeing the Krabby Patty pulled out of Plankton's pocket) I can't believe this!
 * Plankton: It's not what you think!
 * SpongeBob: What is this then? What do you see here?
 * Plankton: I don't see anything.
 * SpongeBob: (crying) How can you not see it?
 * Plankton: Okay, okay, I see it! It's a Krabby Patty! Okay? I couldn't help it!
 * SpongeBob: But... we sang the F. U. N. song. I think I'm going to be sick. (jumps out of seat and rocks himself back and forth as a toy piano plays the F. U. N. song) (singing) F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep, blue, sea. (speaking) How long?
 * (Blooper)
 * Squidward: Oh, for what? To get my face on the Wall of Shame? (cuts to a bunch of frames with pictures of Squidward not wearing pajamas from Plankton!) Yikes! Uh-uh... No one needs to see that!
 * (Blooper)
 * Squidward: I'll be out of here in no time.
 * SpongeTron: Greetings, primitive!
 * Squidward: Sp... SpongeBob? Is that you?
 * SpongeTron: Spongebob? No! (in robot voice) I am Spongetro-(malfunctioning) Spongetro- Spongetrooo-(breaks down)
 * Squidward: (excited) (to crew) Can I have my lunch break now?
 * (Deleted Scene)
 * Sandy: Not a parakeet! A para-(lands in a truck of Clam Manure) Medic.
 * (SpongeBob screams as he flies out Sandy's dream. He spots Fred's dream cloud.)
 * SpongeBob: I wonder what Fred's dream is like. (jumps in Fred's dream cloud and into a strange world) Wow. Where am I?
 * Fred #1: Hi, SpongeBob.
 * SpongeBob: (about to shake Fred's hand) Hi, Fre-(slips on banana peel) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA!!
 * (SpongeBob falls on Fred.)
 * Fred # 1: My leg!
 * SpongeBob: (gets up) Oh. (backs up) Sorry sir. (bumps into another Fred)
 * Fred # 2: (falls over) My leg!
 * SpongeBob: Gee, I need to get out of here.
 * (SpongeBob spots a boat which appeared out of nowhere. SpongeBob hopped in the boat. He drives up a squiggly hill, but he still wasn't good at driving, and runs over a Fred.)
 * Fred #3: My leg!
 * SpongeBob: Oh no! (crashes boat through DANGER barrier) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 * (The boat flies towards a Fred driving an airplane. It knocks the Fred out.)
 * Fred #4: My leg!
 * (The airplane, with Fred #4 unable to drive, runs over a line of Freds.)
 * Fred #5: My leg!
 * Fred #6: My leg!
 * Fred #7: My leg!
 * Fred #8 : My leg!
 * Fred #9: My leg!
 * Fred #10: My leg!
 * Fred #11: My leg!
 * SpongeBob: (as the boat plummets into a pit of Freds) Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
 * Fred #12, #13, #14, #15, #16, #17, #18, #19, #20, #21, #22, and #23: MY LEG!!!
 * (Fred #4 falls 12 inches out of the plane and lands on the ground with a smack.)
 * Fred #4: My leg!
 * (The plane crashes into the ground and stops as it bumps into another Fred.)
 * Fred #24: My leg!
 * SpongeBob: Uh-oh.
 * Freds: Get him!
 * (SpongeBob paints a wall in front of him and jumps out of Fred's dream cloud.)
 * Freds: (bump into wall) MY LEG!
 * SpongeBob: Ouch! Alright, that's it! No more messing with people's dreams again. (sees Mr. Krabs' house in the distance.) H-hey! Mr. Krabs!
 * (Blooper 1)
 * Patrick: It gets worse. They make you read.... Uh... They make you read uh... Line?
 * (Blooper 2)
 * Patrick: This oughta do the trick (puts one cork in one of Spongebob's holes, then puts a lot in the rest of the holes) Feel better?
 * SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. (sneezes, but all the corks fly out of the holes)
 * Patrick: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH-!(screams get muffled as he gets covered in a pile of corks)
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, (sniffs) are you alright?
 * (Patrick emerges from the pile of corks.)
 * Patrick: (a little bit dizzy) Never felt better, SpongeBob. (falls on his belly)
 * (Blooper 3)
 * Patrick: (with black mask on head) Oh no! It's Sandy!
 * SpongeBob: (sneezes) Uh, Patrick. You got something in your nose.
 * Patrick: Huh? (removes his mask)
 * (A small piece of coral was in Patrick's left nostril. Patrick flicks it out.)
 * Patrick: Okay.
 * Director: (offscreen) CUT!!!
 * (Deleted Scene)
 * Patrick: (growls) So, as I was saying...
 * Male Fish: Excuse me, do you guys have the time!
 * Patrick: AAAAAAAGGGGHHH! PATRICK NEEDS LOVE TOO!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOGGGHHH! (cuts balloons and destroys balloon cart then see children playing with a guy inside a heart costume) I defy you, heart man! (rips costume off) Laaaha!
 * P. A. System: Attention, everyone! There is a chubby pink starfish on the loose!
 * (Everyone screams and runs away. Patrick runs past the P. A. speaker and stops. He glares at it.)
 * P. A. System: Wait. What are you doing?
 * Patrick: Must kill speaker!!!
 * (Patrick rips the P. A. system out of the ground and bangs it from side to side.)
 * P. A. System: Ow!
 * (Patrick throws the system to the ground. Then he tears out the speaker.)
 * Patrick: (as he rips the speaker in half) Yaaaaargh! (sees a twirl-around ride) Heart on stick must die!
 * (Take 1)
 * Squidward: Super-moron's more like it.
 * SpongeBob: Now I'm... (jumps out of pants) SpongeBob JunglePants! (swings on vine) AAAA-(slams into Squidward's house)
 * Squidward: (falls over as his house shakes) AAAAAAGGH!!!
 * (Take 2)
 * SpongeBob: SpongeBob JunglePants! (falls onto sand)
 * (Take 3)
 * SpongeBob: Now I'm... (jumps out of pants without paper) Sponge-(finds out he isn't wearing the paper) (giggles)
 * (Deleted Scene)
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, I think we're on the wrong...(bus goes too fast)...buuuuuuuus!!!
 * (SpongeBob slowly walks up front. His pants fly off. Then his underwear flies off and hits Patrick in the face. Then cuts to naked SpongeBob. The bus comes to a stop. SpongeBob slides down the windshield. He has his pants back on when he and Patrick get off the bus.)
 * SpongeBob: Sir, we need to get back to Bikini Bottom.
 * Bus Driver: (hands SpongeBob balloon) Oh, well. (drives off)
 * (Alternate Scene 1)
 * SpongeBob: I can't believe she's gone.
 * Patrick: Yeah. Who cares about dumb ol' Texas?
 * (The bus speeds backwards all the way back to SpongeBob and Patrick. The doors open revealing an angry Sandy.)
 * Sandy: What did you say?
 * Patrick: (nervously) Eh... Texas is dumb?
 * Sandy: Oh! (facepalm) How... dare you say the name of Texas in vain!
 * (Alternate Scene 2)
 * SpongeBob: Run faster, Patrick!
 * Patrick: (gets roped by Sandy) SPOOONGEBOOOOOOB!!! (explodes)
 * SpongeBob: (screams)
 * Sandy: Hi-yah! (chops SpongeBob's pants in half) Ya'll gonna take back for what ya said!
 * SpongeBob: No! Almost there! (jumps for Krusty Krab and hangs on the door)

Season 8
The Krabby Patty that Ate Bikini Bottom
 * (Deleted Scene)
 * Mr.Krabs: ['He rings the door bell on Sandy's treedome and Sandy opens it in her air suit] Good afternoon Miss Sandy.
 * Sandy: And good afternoon to you Mr. Krabs. What brings you out to this fine neck of the woods?
 * Mr. Krabs: Well uh, I just happen to,Hum,Oh,Umm?
 * Sandy: What Up Mr.Krabs
 * Mr.Krabs: are you..... Wearing a Disposble Diaper.
 * Sandy: Why, Yes, it is a Disposble Diaper I Always Need protective & Avoid The Toilet So What do you Say Mr.Krabs.
 * Mr.Krabs: Is I Was Saying, I just happen to be in the neighborhood and was wondering if you could see you in clear and grace me with a comprehensive tour of your homesweet treedome. (chuckles) I hear the giant soybean is lovely this time of the year.
 * Sandy: Sure, lets get you fitted with a helmet.
 * Mr. Krabs: Don't bother yourself. As long as I keep me ole lungs moist, I can breath your fancy air all day long.
 * Sandy: Come on in then.
 * (they go inside the treedome)
 * Mr. Krabs: Seems so much bigger once your inside.
 * Sandy: That's what they all say. Did I already show you my single wheeled roller skate or my helicopter that is powered by coconut milk?
 * Mr. Krabs: Huh? Oh yeah, that sounds interesting Sandy, but uh actually...
 * Sandy: (walks over to her table and holds up a device that looks like a cube puzzle) Or my artificial intelligence that comes in the form of a multi-colored cubeshaped puzzle. See it can solve itself. (Zooms in to reveal that the Cube puzzle matches with the shapes on it)
 * Mr. Krabs: Uh Sandy, actually I'm not interested in all of that.
 * Sandy: Okay, well was there something particular you wanted to see?
 * Mr. Krabs: Tell me about your giant soybean.
 * (Bloopers)
 * Mr.Krabs: ['He rings the door bell on Sandy's treedome and Sandy opens it in her air suit] Good afternoon Miss Sandy.
 * Sandy: And good afternoon to you Mr. Krabs. What brings you out to this fine neck of the woods?
 * Mr. Krabs: Well uh, I just happen to,Hum,Oh,Umm?
 * Sandy: What Up Mr.Krabs
 * Mr.Krabs: are you..... Wearing a Disposble Diaper.
 * Sandy: Why, Yes, it is a Disposble Diaper (Laugh).