Mickey, Donald and Goofy in The Three Musketeers, A Broadway Adventure/Transcript

Scene 1
(Broadway Show starts)

Woman: (In the Audience) Let's set the stage. Check lights!

Man: (In the audience) Hey, where's that turtle with the narrator?

(Music Plays)

(The troubadour, Charles de Batz and the Royal Musketeers named Athos, Porthos and Aramis appeared)

The Troubadour: Bonjour, everyone. Hello and welcome. I am the troubadour.

(The Narrator enters stage right)

Man #1: (In the Audience) There's the narrator!

Man #2: (In the Audience) Talent to the set, please.

Man #3: (In the Audience) We're live in 60 seconds!

Troubadour: 60 seconds? (Gets up) There you are, Mr. Narrator sir! It is time. Today's the day. Why? Because you promised I gonna sing about the musketeers, right?

(The Narrator nodded and bonks the troubadour)

Troubadour: Wait a minute! The stage is in this way.

Narrator: Quiet please.

Troubadour: Huh? (Sits down)

Narrator: They have story-telling. (Sits down with the troubadour) We're tell a story.

Troubadour: Ah. (Clearing Throat and to the Audience) Ladies and Gentlemen, we will tell you a story of "The Three Musketeers"! This is my favorite version with pictures and of course, my songs. (Laughs) Let's begin with a story, shall we?

Narrator: (Reading) Our story begins in the gutter. The poor young street urchins named Mickey, Donald and Goofy struggle to service.

Troubadour: Zut Alors. Bad guys! Will they defend these innocent children?

(Charles de Batz, Athos, Pathous and Aramis enter stage left)

The Narrator: What are the three men who rescue them?

Audience: (Chanting) The Royal Musketeers.

Troubadour: Ha-ha, yes. The Royal Musketeers!

(The Royal Musketeers shouted to fight the bad guys an exit stage right)

Narrator: (Reading as Charles de Bats meets Mickey and gives him a Musketeer hat) After they defeat them for kindness, a Royal Musketeer gives Mickey a gift.

Audience: (As Charles de Batz exits stage left) Aw!

Troubadour: (Chuckles) Don't worry, Mickey. You'll grow into it. (Reading) For that day off, Mickey, Donald and Goofy dreamed of being musketeers.

Narrator: (Reading) Sooner or later, they see where far away is ever. Their dream can come true but they must learned the Musketeer motto.

(Music Plays)

Troubadour: What do you think the three heroes shouted?

Audience: (Chanting) All for One, and One for All!

Troubadour: That's right. "All for One, and One for All!" AND I know a song about this. Hit it, boys!

(The Musketeer Horsemen enter stage right)

Musketeer Horseman #1: (Singing) All for One, hey! All for One and One for All.

Musketeer Horseman #2: (Singing) Musketeers sing "All for One and One for All"!

Musketeer Horseman #3: (Singing) If we dare to cross the path, prepare to fall.

Musketeer Horseman #4: (Singing) 'Chuse we fight you!

Together: (As 10 Musketeer soldiers enter stage left, 4 horsemen exit stage right) All for Ona and One for All! All for One and One for All and All for One and All!

Troubadour: (To Mickey Donald and Goofy, singing) So if you think you're care to, kick some derrière, you! Know that as a Musketeer, you'd be so fearsome.

Musketeer Soldiers: (Singing) If you believe you're manly, come and enjoy your family. Better make sure you're a Musketeer.

Mickey: (Spoken) Look at 'em, fellas. There's gonna be us out here someday. I just know it.

Goofy: (Spoken) I can't wait.

Donald: (Spoken) Yeah, me too.

Mickey, Donald and Goofy: (Singing) All for One. All men of honer, hear my call. Musketeers sing All for One and One for All!

The Troubadour and Musketeer Soldiers: (Singing) All for One, hey! All for One and One for All. All for One, hey!

Everyone: All for One and One for All. All for One and One for All! All for one and all!

Troubadour: All for One, and One for All!

(Music Ends)

Scene 2
(Audience cheer as The Troubadour and The Musketeer Soldiers exit stage right)

(Background goes up to the Musketeer Building)

(Mickey looks at the mirror)

Mickey: Yes, sir. Commenders today, Musketeers tomorrow.

Donald: Look at you, Mickey.

Goofy: He sure does look funny.

Mickey: Thanks, fellas. (Makes the letter "Z" with his tail)

Goofy: Gawersh, It's like an episode of "Zorro" in there.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: Don't even think about it.

(Pluto enters stage right and barks)

Mickey: Hey, it's my lucky Musketeer hat. (Gets the hat and put on) Atta boy, Pluto. Remember what the musketeers gave me this hat? They been autographed it. (Shows the autograph to Pluto) See? Oh, boy! I can't wait to be a Musketeer. Hey, Donald. How 'bout you?

Donald: Are you kiddin'?

Mickey: No! No, it can't be.

Donald: Musketeers are the guys if they can use a brave fella.

Mickey: WHAT?! I don't believe it.

Goofy: I can't wait to be a Musketeer, neither. I got lots of good Ideas. The Musketeers can use a clever feller like me.

(Goofy's mop knocked Mickey's head)

Mickey: OW!

Goofy: Sorry, Mickey. I won't bother hittin' ya.

Mickey: That's all right, Goofy. I'll be more careful.

Goofy: You know what? Maybe I can send it out.

Mickey: (To Goofy and Donald and show Mickey's patch on his red pants) Say, fellas. Does that patch make me look fat? (Shakes his butt)

Goofy: Nope!

Donald: Not really.

Mickey: Y'know, I don't think that patch make me fat in the 17th century at all.

Donald: Ya sure? You can take it off.

Mickey: Okay, okay. I can take a hint. (Takes the patch off at his red pants) My pants make me stronger. (Throws the patch) How they do that, Donald?

Donald: These don't mess up a little. Maybe I'm not wearing pants or anything.

Goofy: (Pushes the down button) Fresh meat comin' down!

(Audience Laughing)

(The elevator goes down faster and Pete screams, grunts and moans)

Mickey: (Normal Voice, Gasping) Captain Pete!

(Mickey, Donald and Goofy salute to the captain who falls down and grabs them)

Scene 3
(Certain goes up to the Musketeer jail)

(The man throws Mickey, Donald and Goofy to the ground)

Man: Now listen, you yardsticks. I am sick and tired of your screw-ups. You guys are hopeless. Tell ya what. I'll leave you for 5 minutes, and I come back to a disaster! Who are ya?

Mickey: Danger Mouse's the name, and throwing the bombs are my game.

Donald: I am the terrorist Count Duckula.

Goofy: I'm Doctor Who. Bow-ties are cool now.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: We're jokin'. Calm down, I mean c'mon! I'm Mickey. Mickey Mouse.

Donald: Donald Duck at your service.

Goofy: Name's Goofy.

Mickey: We were practicin' our team work, sir. We can be musketeers.

Man: Musketeers? (Laughing) That's priceless. (Spits on Mickey's face)

Mickey: Oh! (Washes his face) Deep breath, pal.

Man: Sorry, my bad.

Donald: What are ya talkin' about?

Goofy: (To Mickey) The kid looks like Michael Jordan on "Superbowl Sunday".

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: Who are you?

Man: I am your Avatar.

(Audience laughing)

Pete: Kiddin', kid. Pete's my name, and watchin' the Broadway show is my game.

Mickey: I know you are, but you would let us be Musketeers. Okay?

Pete: Well, they're 3 things wrong with that. (To Donald) 1, you're a coward!

Donald: If I can do that, I would not down by the river in my butt.

(Audience Laughing)

Pete: (To Goofy) 2, you're a doofus.

Goofy: If you had an iPhone, there was an app for that.

(Audience Laughing)

Pete: (To Mickey) And 3, you're too small. Right?

Mickey: Yes, sir. We can work hard and prove ourselves.

Goofy: Sorry that we tricked ya, Cap'n Pete.

Pete: (Chuckles) It's okay. You guys wanna go after this or what?

Mickey: Sure! Why not?

Pete: (To the Audience) I didn't know these wahoos were Musketeers. None of 'em won't last in France! (To Mickey) So, you'll keep this. Will ya?

Mickey: Uh-huh. (Pete makes a ball and gives it to him)

Pete: Here, kid. Have a ball! (Laughing as he exits stage right)

Goofy: That was nice of ya, but look how sad Pete made a ball to ya.

Mickey: Oh. (Sniffs) I'm okay, Goofy. He's just actin' crazy.

Goofy: He was actin?

Mickey: That's right!

Donald: That Broadway show was basted on the movie, huh?

Mickey: You tellin' me, Donald. C'mon!

(Mickey, Donald and Goofy exit stage left)

Scene 4
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Scene 11
Pete: Stay here once I go choose the princess what's her name. (Exits stage right)

Scene 12
(Certain goes up to the carriage with the musketeers and the princesses)

Mickey: (Sighs) Isn't this Musketeer-ing stuff great?

Donald: You bet!

Minnie: Isn't it romantic, Daisy? (Eats ham and cheese sandwich)

(Mouthful) Being pretending to be dashing musketeers...

(Gulps) (Back to Normal Voice) and the little one's so handsome.

Daisy: Yeah? He's kinda cute in all.

(As Minnie drinks Coco-Cola) Aren't you forgetting something?

Minnie: Huh? (Gulps) Oh, yes. What is it?

Daisy: The Musketeers. Car-miners, no college bound.

(Minnie drinks Coco-Cola) You know what that means, right?

Minnie: (Gasps and gulps) Our love is... forbidden?

Daisy: (Drinks Pepsi and gulps) Bingo.

Minnie: A forbidden love! (Lift her dress up) (Shows Daisy the patch shaped like a heart on her diapered butt) How romantic. I'll take it off. (Takes the patch off of her diapered butt)

Donald: (Pointing) Look up there!

(Mickey: (Turns his head) Oh, these three. (As the Beagle Boys jumped into the carriage) Who do you know they are?

Man: (In the audience) Bad guys!

Kids: (Chanting) Bad guys!

Goofy: Bad guys?

(Horse neighing and running)

Scene 13
(The Beagle Boys grab the princesses and exit stage right)

Mickey:

Donald:

Mickey: Nope! Gosh, it's hopeless. We've failed.

Donald: We have not failed!

Scene 18
After "Chains of Love"

Scene 30
(Show ends)