Kiss you

Kiss You Parody (or Kill You) is a song by Bart Baker which is covered by the boys of Spoof Movie.

Spoof Movie Version
[Timmy] Oh I’m just gonna pretend that I’m riding this Bike To make all you teen girls wet with delight Do you feel that downstairs, that downstairs? That’s us taking your dad’s cash

[Jim] oh I know I know I know that this looks kinda strange But I just feel right when I’m rubbing on Zayn please don’t tell Taylor Swift, she’d get pissed Even though I dumped that bitch

[Eric] Guys this is bullshit, why am I riding in this? [Sam] It’s Your Punishment [Eric] For What? [Simon] For shaving your head! [Harry] Now let’s all go

[All] To Pri son so we can dance with locked up men and then we can pretend that we play instruments, by posing with them in stupid pics

[Harry] Why don’t we take off all our clothes And play a game of drop the soap!

Hell Yea

[Sam] I WILL TAKE the photographs!

[All] Let’s Drop Our Pants!

[Harry] And these 5 soap bars!

[Zayn] Oh maybe maybe if we all pretend we can ski It will make this video less crappy This is ridiculous, diculous Who is directing this shit?

[Eric] Oh, I’m only Irish guy singing in this song That’s why I dance like a gay leprechaun Also I play guitar, play guitar Did ya know I play guitar?

[Eric] Oh Holly Crap Taylor Swift is on our ass She’s got a GAT

[Parker] Ahhhhh!

[Timmy] She’s gonna kill Harry and then write a

[All except Jim] hit song About How you did her so wrong [Parker (dressed as an woman)] [sobbing] I knew you were Trouble Jimmy!! Can’t you see you belong with me? [Jim] Hey Maybe I can kill the bitch Using my secret nipple trick [ALL] Go for it [Parker] Omg what the hell is that?!

[ALL] He just made her crash

[Jim] With my 4 nipples!!!!

[ALL] Jimmy has 4 nipples Jimmy has 4 nipples They made Taylor drive off the road

[Joe] To celebrate let’s all dress up as

[ALL] Sea – ee – men Because we all love sea – ee – men [Joe] we mean jizz [Joe] I’m gonna give Jim a french kiss [Timmy] I am gonna suck on my own dick [ALL] Taylor was just a cover up [Jim] To hide the fact I like man Butt [Parker] What did you say [ALL] How the hell is she still alive [Parker] I will never die! Now let me kill you!