Real Pirate (from Muppet Sing-Alongs: Muppet Treasure Island) (YouTube Puppet Version)

Cast

 * Lenny the Lizard (from fart1ize) as Kermit the Frog
 * Dr. Fint (from Theboxofme) as Clueless Morgan
 * Toby the Dragon (from Sam the Ham) as Polly Lobster
 * Gref Monster (from fart1ize) as Mad Monty
 * Mia (from fart1ize) as Girl Pirate
 * Big Daddy Frog (from fart1ize) as Old Tom
 * The Anteater (from Theboxofme) as Mudwell the Mudbunny
 * Count Silvano (from fart1ize) as Calico
 * Milton Monster (from The Gluvets) as Murray the Minstrel
 * Jim (from kermit3001) as Walleye Pike
 * Dick Johnson (from Theboxofme) as One-Eyed Jack
 * Woofred (from Theboxofme) as Black Dog
 * Lockjaw (from ZeppoThePuppetMan) as Spotted Dick
 * Morty Crow (from fart1ize) as Seagull

Lyrics
Mia: I'm a real pirate from me boots up to me hat. I'm a real pirate. Hey me lads! You got a problem with that? I love adventure. That's the life for me. I'm a real pirate and I love to sail the sea.

Everyone: She loves to sail the sea. She loves to sail the sea.

Mia: I can batten down the hatches. I can hoist the flag. Haul the anchor up and coil the rope without a snag. Fight when fightin's needed and make the loudest noise.

Toby the Dragon: Arr.

Mia: Arr.

Gref Monster: Arr!

Mia: Argh! If it's daring I desire it. I'm a pirate. Got it, boys? I'm a real pirate from me boots up to me hat. I'm a real pirate. Hey me lads! You got a problem with that? I love adventure. That's the life for me. I'm a real pirate and I love to sail the sea.

Everyone: She loves to sail the sea. She loves to sail the sea.

Mia: I can laugh with all me mateys. Dance a merry jig. Raise me glass of milk and take a mighty, mighty swig. Lift me weight in booty. It's gold me heart enjoys. Oh, ah. Look at that!

Dr. Fint: Well, how about this cannon?

Mia: I can fire it. I'm a pirate. Hear that, boys? I'm a real pirate from me boots up to me hat. I'm a real pirate. Hey me lads! You got a problem with that? I love adventure. That's the life for me. I'm a real pirate and I love to sail the sea. When the mornin' sun is risin' so slowly in the sky, is it really so surprising? I wake up singing 'Aye!

Everyone: She's a real pirate. From her boots up to her hat. She's a real pirate. Hey me gal! We got no problem with that! She loves adventure!

Mia: That's the life for me!

Everyone: She's a real pirate and she loves to sail the sea. She likes to sail the sea. She loves to sail the sea.

Mia: That's right. I love to sail the sea. I'm a real pirate. And I love to sail the sea.