For the Longest Time (by Billy Joel) (kermit3001 version)

Cast

 * The Beaver as Billy Joel
 * Steve, Zamboni, Green Monster, Purple Monster and Pink Bunny as Billy's High School Friends
 * Jim as The Janitor

Lyrics
Jim: (whistling) You're going to be much longer, son? The Beaver: Nah, not much longer.

Steve, Zamboni , Green Monster , Purple Monster and Pink Bunny : Oh, oh, oh For the longest time Oh, oh, oh For the longest

The Beaver: If you said goodbye to me tonight There would still be music left to write What else could I do I'm so inspired by you That hasn't happened for the longest time

Steve: Once I thought my innocence was gone Now I know that happiness goes on That's where you found me When you put your arms around me I haven't been there for the longest time

Steve, Zamboni , Green Monster , Purple Monster and Pink Bunny : Oh, oh, oh For the longest time Oh, oh, oh For the longest

Zamboni: I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall And the greatest miracle of all Is how I need you And how you needed me too That hasn't happened for the longest time

Green Monster: Maybe this won't last very long But you feel so right And I could be wrong Maybe I've been hoping too hard But I've gone this far And it's more than I hoped for

Purple Monster: Who knows how much further we'll go on Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone I'll take my chances I forgot how nice romance is I haven't been there for the longest time

Pink Bunny: I had second thoughts at the start I said to myself Hold on to your heart Now I know the woman that you are You're wonderful so far And it's more than I hoped for

The Beaver: I don't care what consequence it brings I have been a fool for lesser things I want you so bad I think you ought to know that I intend to hold you for the longest time

The Beaver, Steve , Zamboni , Green Monster , Purple Monster and Pink Bunny :: Oh, oh, oh For the longest time Oh, oh, oh For the longest time Oh, oh, oh For the longest time Oh, oh, oh For the longest time Oh, oh, oh For the longest time Oh, oh, oh For the longest time Oh, oh, oh For the longest time Oh, oh, oh For the longest time Oh, oh, oh For the longest