Blood Nation

Blood Nation is an American horror comedy film.

God, you suck!

looked at him with blood smeared all over his mouth and chin

Well duh, i suck! I'm a mother fucking vampire!

No, i mean you suck at it!

I am a vampire. We suck blood from people's necks, wrists, etc. OF COURSE I FUCKING SUCK! THAT'S HOW I STAY ALIVE!

Not that you dumbass! I know that we have to suck to stay alive! It's just that you really suck!

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!

Ha! Works every damn time.