Fireman Sam: Pontypandy Goes Crazy!

'''Fireman Sam: Pontypandy Goes Crazy! '''is a fan-made episode.

Transcript

 * (One morning, Fireman Sam is sleeping in his bed with his hair looking messed up. A glass of warm milk can be seen spilled on the floor. The blanket is messed up. He is snoring very loudly. The alarm clock starts ringing, but Sam ignores it. Elvis comes in waking Sam up.)
 * Elvis: MORNING, SAM!
 * Sam: AAAUGH!!!
 * (Sam falls out of bed along with the pillows and the blanket. A dresser falls on Sam. His head sticks out of the dresser, looking angry. Elvis stammers.)
 * Elvis: I... I made some waffles for you.
 * (Sam bursts out of the dresser, excited.)
 * Sam: OH, BOY!!!! WAFFLES!!!
 * (Sam tackles Elvis, grabs the plate from him, and eats his waffles sloppily.)
 * Sam: That was a good breakfast!
 * (Elvis groans as he gets up. Sam bounds into the dresser and jumps back out wearing his uniform. He runs over Elvis again and comes barreling down the stairs while Elvis rolls down the stairs after him.)
 * Sam: Hi, Station Officer Steele!
 * Steele: Sam! Perfect timing! I need to show you something!
 * (Steele throws Sam into his seat and he walks to a chalkboard.)
 * Steele: I would love to tell you all about fire safety, but none of that right now. LET'S TRASH THIS ROOM!!!
 * (Sam breaks a glass container and grabs an ax and destroys everything in the room while Steele plays around with a fire extinguisher making a mess of everything. Sam's ax and Steele's fire extinguisher start talking to each other for a brief moment.)
 * Ax: Those people are crazy, aren't they?
 * Fire Extinguisher: Mmm-hmm.
 * (Steele spins the chalkboard around while Sam smashes it to pieces with the ax. Both of them laugh crazily. Meanwhile in the kitchen, Elvis is slapping lots of jam onto some biscuits and he pours hot tea all over it. From out of nowhere, Dusty jumps into the fire station and eats all of the tea-covered, jammy biscuits.)
 * Elvis: (petting Dusty) Good boy! (throws Dusty out window)
 * (Penny walks into the kitchen.)
 * Penny: Hi, Elvis.
 * Elvis: Hi, Penny-
 * (Elvis stares at Penny, falling in love with her.)
 * Penny: Um... are you okay, Elvis?
 * Elvis: I LOVE YOU!
 * (Elvis picks up Penny, kisses her, and drops her to the floor. He runs out of the fire station laughing crazily.)
 * (Sam and Steele are lying down in the mess and are staring at the ceiling.)
 * Sam: Man, that was fun.
 * Steele: Yeah.
 * (Sam gets up.)
 * Sam: I am going to take Jupiter for a spin!
 * (Sam shakes Steele upside down and takes his keys.)
 * Steele: Bye, Sam!
 * (Sam runs into the kitchen and slaps the printer and the telephone off the desk. He slides down the pole upside down. He grabs his fireman hat, opens the door to Jupiter, and throws the hat in Elvis' seat. He starts Jupiter with the keys, and crashes through the fire station with it. He drives down a hill outside the fire station and crashes through a wall onto the road. Steele and Penny are grabbing onto the end of Jupiter. Sam gets his hat on while Jupiter runs over a fire hydrant, getting Steele and Penny all wet. Sam starts spinning Jupiter around.)
 * Sam: (throws hands up into the air) Whee! Look mom! No hands!
 * (Sam is driving Jupiter all around town like a madman. Meanwhile at Dilys' shop, Norman is riding Woolly down the stairs like a cowboy and chasing Dusty.)
 * Norman: Yee-haw! Giddyup, Woolly! After that dog! WHOA!
 * (Woolly trips over a loose splinter on the stairs and he and Norman fall down. Woolly immediately gets up and Norman starts riding him again, chasing after Dusty. Dusty grabs Dilys' leg with his mouth.)
 * Dilys: AAH! Oof!
 * (Dusty is running around the shop with Dilys' in his mouth. He leaps on the counter and jumps into the shelves with the cans, causing the cans to fall over. Woolly climbs up the counter and on the shelves as if he had spider powers. They chase Dusty and Dilys on the shelves. Suddenly, the shelves fall down. Norman and Woolly run over Dilys. Elvis is running around town, laughing crazily. James and Sarah are sitting on the sidewalk, throwing pebbles at each other. Elvis picks up Sarah and James.)
 * Sarah and James: Whoa!
 * Sarah: Elvis? What are you doing?
 * Elvis: I'm in love with Penny!
 * (Sarah and James look at each other confused. Elvis leaps onto Trevor's truck with Sarah and James. He charges right into Dilys' shop as Dilys was getting up. Elvis throws Sarah and James on Dusty. Sarah and James rides Dusty upstairs in Norman's room. Dusty starts gnawing at Norman's skateboard and then throws it at his toy chest.)
 * Dilys: What are you here for, Elvis?
 * Elvis: I want a box of chocolates for my love, Penny!
 * Dilys: You're in love with Penny?
 * Elvis: (scoff) Yeah. Why wouldn't I?
 * (Loud screeching tires can be heard. Dilys and Elvis turn around quickly. Sam was drifting with Jupiter. He crashes right into Dilys' shop, making a big hole. Sarah, James, and Dusty tumble down the stairs.)
 * Dilys: Eh, here's your box of chocolates, Elvis. That'll be one dollar.
 * Elvis: (takes a dollar out of his pocket) Here you go.
 * (Steele and Penny crawl out from under Jupiter.)
 * Elvis: Penny! You're here! (kisses Penny) I brought you something.
 * Penny: Really? What is it?
 * Elvis: Behold! Our box of chocolates!
 * Penny: That's so lovely, Elvis!
 * (Elvis and Penny jump into Jupiter, knocking Sam out of Jupiter. Elvis and Penny eat their chocolate sloppily.)
 * Sarah and James: Uncle Sam!
 * Sarah: Your here!
 * Sam: Sarah! James! My nephews! Come over here and give old Sam a hug!
 * (Sam hugs Sarah and James too hard.)
 * James: Ow! Sam! Stop hugging us too hard!
 * Sarah: Yeah!
 * Sam: Oh, I love you two so much!
 * Dilys: FIREMAN SAMUEL JONES!!!!!
 * Sam: Oh no. Full name. (drops Sarah and James to the floor)
 * Dilys: Sam, how dare you drive right into my store!
 * Sam: I-I-I-I'm sorry, Dilys. Just give me my soup.
 * Dilys: (gives Sam a can of soup) Here! Give me four dollars!
 * (Sam throws four dollars in Dilys' face. Sam runs into Jupiter with his can of soup. Norman and Woolly barge in.)
 * Norman: I wanna drive with Woolly!
 * Sam: No, you idiot! (slams him against the door) You and that sheep can't drive!
 * (Sam backs up out of Dilys' shop. Sarah and James chase after Jupiter.)
 * Sarah and James: Uncle Sam! Wait up!
 * Dilys: (sobbing loudly) My beautiful shop!
 * Norman: I'll show you that Woolly and I can drive perfectly! (pushes Sam away)
 * (Norman places Woolly on the wheel. Both of them start driving Jupiter.)
 * Sam: Oh, well. Guess I can play with part of this dashboard. (takes piece of dashboard off and bangs it against the window)
 * (Sarah and James are chasing after Jupiter.)
 * Sarah: Sam!
 * James: Wait up!
 * Sarah: What are we going to do, James?
 * James: (points to back bumper on Jupiter) I know! We'll grab the back bumper!
 * Sarah: Good idea!
 * (Sarah and James leap up on the back bumper. Steele is standing on top of Jupiter dancing and singing in his underwear.)
 * Steele: ♪OHHH, I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here's my handle and here's my spout.♪
 * Sarah: We did it!
 * James: Sarah! Look!
 * (Dusty is running to Jupiter. He is biting on Sarah's shoe.)
 * Sarah: AAAAH! James! Help me!
 * James: I can't! I'll fall off!
 * (There is only one chocolate left in Elvis' box.)
 * Elvis: Oh! There's only one left. Hmm. Guess I'll eat it myself. (eats chocolate) Mmm. Delicious.
 * (Penny slaps Elvis.)
 * Elvis: Ow!
 * (Sam is pretending that the piece of the dashboard is an airplane. He throws the piece at Norman.)
 * Norman: Ow! Sam!
 * (Norman and Woolly beat up Sam.)
 * James: Hey, Sarah! I've got an idea! We'll flip over Jupiter and away from Dusty.
 * Sarah: That sounds dangerous, but okay!
 * Sarah and James: One... two... three!
 * (Sarah and James flip over Jupiter. They crash into Steele. All of them fall over. Sam gets Norman and Woolly off of him and takes the wheel. Sarah, James, and Steele fall onto the windshield.)
 * Sarah and James: Hello, Uncle Sam.