Silly Songs with Darius: Endangered Love (aka: Vana Glama)

Endangered Love is the Silly Song from King David and the Ducky and is sung by King Darius (played by Archibald Asparagus). In the song, while watching the television soap opera, "Endangered Love", Darius sings of his love for the main character, Vana Glama, while dancing with a stuffed Vana doll. Meanwhile onscreen, the story of lovers Vana Glama and Tommy Turnbull is told. However, the song is abruptly stopped when Dexter comes in, catches Darius in mid-song, and suggests that Darius instead read a book. Cast:
 * King Darius (VeggieTales: Where's God When I'm S-Scared (1993)) as Larry the Cucumber
 * Vana Glama (Sidekick (2011)) as Barbara
 * Tommy Turnbull (Robotboy (2005)) as Bill
 * Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory (1996/2001)) as Bob the Tomato

Lyrics:

 * Narrator: "And now it's time for Silly Songs with Darius. The part of the show where Darius comes out and sings, a silly song. We join Darius as he follows the tragic saga of Vana Glama in the day time drama, Endangered Love."
 * King Darius: "Vana Glama."
 * Backup Singers: "Glama, Glama."
 * King Darius: "You are the one for me."
 * Backup Singers: "One for me, one for me."
 * King Darius: "Sent from up above."
 * Backup Singers: "Up above, up above."
 * King Darius: "You are the one I love."
 * Backup Singers: "Vana, oh Vana."
 * Tommy Turnbull: "Please don't moan Vana. You're a nice Glama girl. You've been so good to me. But I must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all, and you can't come because you don't speak Italian. Ciao!"
 * Vana Glama: "But if you leave, Tommy. Who will take me to the ball? Who's going to take me to the ball, Tommy? I have my dress and shoes, and Glama girl lipstick! Who will take me to the ball?"
 * King Darius: "(Jumps off the couch) I'll take you to the ball, Vana Glama!"
 * Vana Glama: "Please don't go."
 * Tommy Turnbull: "I must."
 * Vana Glama: "Don't go."
 * Tommy Turnbull: "I must."
 * Vana Glama: "Don't."
 * Tommy Turnbull: "Must!"
 * Vana Glama: "Don't, don't!"
 * Tommy Turnbull: "Must, must!"
 * King Darius: "Vana Glama."
 * Backup Singers: "Glama, Glama."
 * King Darius: "You are the one for me."
 * Backup Singers: "One for me, one for me."
 * King Darius: "Sent from up above."
 * Backup Singers: "Glama girl from heaven."
 * King Darius: "You are the one I love."
 * (Darius dances the tango with his stuffed Vana)
 * King Darius: "Vana Glama."
 * Backup Singers: "Mbola, Mbola."
 * King Darius: "I'll be your mon ami."
 * Backup Singers: "Mon ami, mon ami."
 * King Darius: "I'll take you to the ball."
 * Backup Singers: "To the ball, to the ball."
 * King Darius: "I hope you're not too tall."
 * Backup Singers: "Or we'll have trouble dancing."
 * Vana Glama: "Tommy, I've learned Italian."
 * Tommy Turnbull: "You have?"
 * Vana Glama: "Si, so pazi Glama girl. See?"
 * Tommy Turnbull: "Si, mon amie. I always knew you could. I really hoped you would. Now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?"
 * Vana Glama: "Yes. But first, Tommy. Will you take me to the ball? Oh, Tommy. Will you take me to the ball?"
 * Tommy Turnbull: "I can't dance."
 * Vana Glama: "You can't?"
 * Tommy Turnbull: "No."
 * Vana Glama: "I must go!"
 * Tommy Turnbull: "Please don't go."
 * Vana Glama: "I must."
 * Tommy Turnbull: "Don't go."
 * Vana Glama: "I must."
 * Tommy Turnbull: "Don't."
 * Vana Glama: "Must!"
 * Tommy Turnbull: "Don't, don't!"
 * Vana Glama: "Must, must!"
 * King Darius: "Vana Glama."
 * Backup Singers: "Glama, Glama."
 * King Darius: "You are the one-"
 * (Darius is interrupted by Dexter opening the door.)
 * Dexter: "Darius, what are you doing?"
 * King Darius: "Just, watching a little TV, Dex."
 * Dexter: "Well, maybe you should read a book."
 * King Darius: "Yeah. Okay."
 * Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs with Darius. Tune in next time to hear Tommy say:"
 * Tommy Turnbull: "Vana! I’ve learned to dance!"
 * Vana Glama: "Oh, Tommy."