Cosmo Adams: Star Wars

Cosmo Adams: Star Wars, is a 2013 parody-comedy film that parodies George Lucas's "Star Wars"

Premise
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away

STAR WARS:

A New Hope

It Has been a period of 7 months

and Nobody in the galaxy has eaten a single thing because of the shutdown of the galaxy and food stamps are very hard to get in 7,000,000 BBY. Many judgements have been made by the people or humans or aliens or whatever they are, that this is due to Galatiac Government Issues. Sen. Elona Tumpa, Xanyza Cain, Harrirec Timm, Jooni Grato, and Michelle Obama. Were all executed before the strings of this saga could ever be tuned we politely asked them to Stop trying to help with success in the politics field, Obama can already do that himself. We did not need Michelle Obama to step her disgusting sleeveless ass into our state and beg to Congress about the unhealthiness shit we don't care about and replaced allegedly "unhealthy" lunches and soda with carrots and water. Who wants this bullshit?! We didn't ask her to do this, if I had a genie I'd wish for any stamp created by the hobag First Lady in the first place would dissapear from existence the second their husband, The President, would leave office, giving us our treats in schools