World Smashing Federation

Ringmaster
A ringmaster is a combination of a ring announcer, a commentator, an interviewer, a yobidashi, a ring builder, an arena master, a drummer, an animal tamer, a cleaner, and a songwriter. He/she introduces the various matches, the judges, the referee and the contestants, and guides the audience through the experience, directing their attention to the various areas of the fighting arena and helping to link the fights together while equipment is brought into and removed from the smashing ring. A ringmaster may interact with some fights, especially normal acts, to make the various acts part of a seamless pay-per-view event. Ringmasters have become an integral part of the many fights and sometimes will be involved in elements of some of the acts performances. It is traditionally the ringmaster's job to use hyperbole whenever possible while introducing the acts to enhance the expectations of the audience. Declarations of the "biggest," "most dangerous," "amazing," "spectacular," and similar expressions are common. Ringmasters are required to have a microphone for speaking, a card for reading introductions, a whip for punishing animals, enemies and smashes for misbehavior, headphones for commentating, and a yobidashi fan for calling. In non-English speaking countries the ring master is known by different titles. In France he is called "Monsieur Loyal" after the Anselme-Pierre Loyal (1753-1826), one of the first renowned circus personalities. Also, they have a wide variety of tasks. These include on match days: sweeping the ring, providing purification salt, displaying banners showing that a match has been decided by default (usually due to a competitor's withdrawal), declared a draw, or subject to a rematch after the next two bouts, and ensuring that, during a bout, no smasher injures himself on the bucket of water situated at one corner of the ring. They also can be seen displaying the advertising banners of companies who sponsor particular match-ups between popular smashers. They also are responsible for playing drums outside the arena (traditionally to attract customers) on match days. After announcing the start of the fight, they give a running commentary of a smashing game in real time, usually during a live broadcast, traditionally delivered in the historical present tense. The comments are normally a voiceover, with the sounds of the action and spectators also heard in the background. In the case of television commentary, the ringmasters are on screen rarely if at all during the event (although they may appear on camera at the start or near the end of the broadcast).

Smasher
Smashers wear any clothes of their choice, like in professional wrestling events and unlike most events.