The Dud13 Movie: The Prequel/transcript

Round and round, The wheels on the bus go round and round, On a cold and frosty morning.The wipers on the bus go Swish, swish, swish, Swish, swish, swish, Swish, swish, swish, The wipers on the bus go Swish, swish, swish, So early Monday morning.The horn on the bus goes Beep, beep, beep, Beep, beep, beep, Beep, beep, beep, The horn on the bus goes Beep, beep, beep, So early Tuesday morning.The doors on the bus go open and shut Open and shut Open and shut The doors on the bus go open and shut So early Wednesday morning.The Windows On the Bus go up and downUp and DownUp and DownThe Windows On the Bus go up and downSo early Thursday morning.The Engine On the Bus goes vroom, vroom, vroom,Vroom, Vroom, Vroom,Vroom, Vroom, Vroom,Vroom, Vroom, Vroom,The Engine On the Bus goes vroom, vroom, vroom,So early Friday morning.Oh, the Gas on the bus goes glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, The Gas on the bus goes glug, glug, glug, So early Saturday morning.Brakes on the bus, go screech, screech, screech, screech, screech, screech, screech, screech, screech, Brakes on the bus, go screech, screech, screech,So early Sunday morning. The wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round Round and round The wheels on the bus go round and round On a Blazing, scorching afternoon. The money on the bus goes clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, The money on the bus goes clink, clink, clink,On a Blazing, scorching afternoon. Friends on the bus say, how are you? How are you? How are you? Friends on the bus say, how are you?On a Blazing, scorching afternoon. Teenagers on the bus say I am fine, I am fine, I am fine Teenagers on the bus say I am fine,On a Blazing, scorching afternoon. The wheels on the bus go round and round, Round and round, Round and round, The wheels on the bus go round and round, On a Blazing, scorching afternoon.♪ ''[The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into the theater room, where the movie was supposed to start]''Temporal Narrator: AS THE TREES SWAY IN THE WIND, SO ALSO DO EMOTIONS SWAY BETWEEN STAR-CROSSED LOVERS!
 * Movie starts with the 2004 Hanna Barberra logo and 2004 BBC Movies logo and The Disney logo from the 2019 Lion King Live Action Remake]
 * [the titles read "A BBC Film," "A Ryans World Movie", "A Hanna Barberra Production," and "in association with United States of Australia Pictures"]
 * [Seagulls flying across they sky while the screen pans and the open credits start. We then see a pirate on a look-out post. He moves upwards to get a better look at something with his telescope. The screen then shows the view in the telescope of a pirate on a dinghy]
 * Pirate on the Dinghy: [with a trunk] I got it! I got it! I got it!
 * Look-out Post Pirate: [Squints] Dinghy ahoy. [He then looks down to tell someone something] Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow!
 * Two Pirates: Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! [off-screen] Dinghy off the port bow!
 * One Pirate: Captain, dinghy off the... [He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck]
 * Captain: Dinghy. [Lets the pirate in the dinghy onto the ship, along with the trunk]
 * Pirate Formerly on the Dinghy: I got it! I got it.
 * Captain: Where is it?
 * Pirate Formerly on the Dinghy: It's right here, captain.
 * Captain: [Opens the trunk] I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The Dud13 Movie! [The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the Wheels on The Bus to the tune of Here We go Round the Mulberry Bush]
 * Pirates: ♪The wheels on the bus go round and round,Round and round,

Vlad: You burned down my house?!

Clara: You call that a house? It was like a morgue in there!

Vlad: I may be undead, but you're heartless!

Clara: You need to see your son!

Vlad: The baby isn't mine!

Clara: HE ATE THE CAT!

Vlad: Sounds like something he got from your side of the family!

Clara: Well, how's this? I'm keeping the diamond ring!

Vlad: The joke's on you, I found it in a kid's meal!

Clara: You bought a kid's meal...? Oh, Vlad!

Vlad: Clara!

*kissing ensues*

Temporal Narrator: AS THE HAIR ON THE BACK OF THE CAT STANDS UP STRAIGHT, SO ALSO DOES THE LOVE BETWEEN VLAD AND CLARA STAND UP AGAINST ALL OBSTACLES! BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BABY? WHAT ABOUT THE BAT-CHILD SUPPORT? STAY TUNED NEXT SEASON FOR THOSE ANSWERS AND MORE! [the pirates become scatterbranied by what they just witnessed and attempt to leave the theater along with several people.]

Projectionist: WAIT STOP, COME BACK!!! For real, the movie's on!

Pirate: I look for me booty somewhere, ELSE!

<p class="_1qeIAgB0cPwnLhDF9XSiJM">Projectionist: [groans] I hate my job. Whoops! [as soon as he said this he accidentally projected the wrong file, a scene from Powerpuff Girls Season 2, Episode 13A is shown on the big screen]

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;"> Sedusa:   You think you can beat me when your superheroes could not?! (pointing at the girls stuck on the window. Cut to in front of Sedusa as she leans in aggressively on the next line.) Never!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;"> (She reaches towards the bottom of her face and pulls the mask off from the chin, pulling it hard with latex sounds showing how tight it's on. Just before it gives way, cut to behind her, as her mass of curly red-orange hair erupts into view, suggesting it was all stuffed underneath the small mask the whole time. Her hair covers her actual face for the remainder of the encounter. Still wearing Sedusa's leotard, she holds the torn off mask in her right hand next to her hair, as she stands in front of Sedusa, challenging her to fight.)

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;"> Ms. Bellum:   (confidently.) Try me!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;"> (She throws the mask aside as the two women standoff for a second, with Ms. Bellum in a stance prepared to fight, yet motionless. Sedusa immediately steps forward and quickly lashes out at her with a lock of hair, catching her around her waist firmly and tight, smiling at how easy she was to grab. Ms. Bellum's body rocks back and forth before Sedusa locks her into a t-pose, having her arms stick outwards from how secure the grip is on her.)

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;"> (Sedusa, still smiling, keeps her locked in position. She lifts the woman into the air effortlessly, as if she weighed nothing, further humiliating the powerless secretary. We briefly see Ms. Bellum put her arms down as her legs and feet are seen lifted off the ground. Cut to the girls trapped on the window, anxious and worried about Ms. Bellum. She is quickly lifted in front of them by Sedusa in a helpless state, likely to gloat over them. Her arms hang down the air as her hair dangles over her face and chest, while she remains motionless, as if defeated already. Sedusa's pink hair gel can be seen stuck to her waist where Sedusa's hair is wrapped around, likely Sedusa planning to keep her trapped as well.)

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;"> Girls:  (distressed.)  Ms. Bellum!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;"> (Despite the girls calling to her, Ms. Bellum continues to remain motionless. Cut again to behind Ms. Bellum, in the air with her downward perspective of Sedusa. Sedusa now angrily stares at Ms. Bellum, as she readies another lock of hair. Sedusa lashes at her again, this time with an aggressive strike to Ms. Bellum's face. For a single frame, Sedusa closes her eyes from the force of the attack, as Ms. Bellum clenches her fists in pain as the hit connects, as a tuft of red-orange hair also shoots out. Just as the hit connects, cut to the girls.)

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;"> Girls:   (turning their heads from the sheer brutality.) Ooh!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;"> (Rather than sticking her on the wall with the previously seen hair gel, Sedusa throws Ms. Bellum to the ground to continue the fight, likely to punish Ms. Bellum for challenging her. Ms. Bellum is seen flying through the air with sheer velocity, her arms and legs sticking up. She lands o.c. to a loud thud.)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;"> (''Cut to a first-person view of Ms. Bellum's view of Sedusa, as two red appendages are seen to the left and right, which are possibly her arms or legs. Sedusa looks down on her, chuckling maliciously, as she leans in to attack. Ms. Bellum catches her off-guard by reaching up to grab her by the hair and pull her down. She lies on top of Sedusa, punching her in the face twice, but it doesn't seem to do much, as Sedusa is able to kick her in the gut that propels her down the length of the room and into a spiral staircase. Ms. Bellum leans over it with her hair dangling over her head like before, motionless once again. She remains still until Sedusa rushes in and grabs her by her hair to throw her. What follows is a series of Sedusa chucking Ms. Bellum into various different locations, likely not using her hair as a means of humiliation. Ms. Bellum is immediately seen rushing through the air to the right like a rag doll with a blurry background until she finally slams into a shelf of knickknacks, landing and sitting in its rubble. Cut quickly to a glass table and small rug. Ms. Bellum is then flung onto the table from the right, shattering it and lying on top of the rug with her arms and legs spread out. Cut once again to the girls stuck on the window, their faces still worried. Suddenly, Ms. Bellum is tossed from the left, and impacts up against the window next to the girls. She slides slowly down o.c. to a thud as the girls stare down at her.'')

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;"> (Despite taking a massive beating from Sedusa from both her hair and from being thrown around, Ms. Bellum manages to still stand up. Sedusa taunts her, signaling her to come at her. Ms. Bellum shakes her fists in anger in response. She moves in, catching Sedusa with a flying tackle. Cut to outside the house, at the edge of the pool. The windows are a very short distance away. After a moment, the two women crash through in a shower of glass. Freeze frame of them suspended in midair, tumbling toward the water.)

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;"> (''Now they sink slowly to the bottom of the pool. Sedusa shoves Ms. Bellum, as the latter swims for the surface, but Sedusa grabs her by the ankle and drags her down again, followed by a punch to the face. She retaliates with a kick to the jaw. The two trade blows, a punch to the gut and an uppercut from Sedusa to Ms. Bellum. The exchange ends with Ms. Bellum delivering a kick to Sedusa, who goes up for air after she recovers. Cut to the edge, just above water. A small patch begins to bubble, and Sedusa pokes her head up, gasping for air. She disappears under the water. From inside the pool, we see Ms. Bellum grabbing her by the belt and directing a punch her way. She screams, her voice sounding very bubbly, and the screen flashes white. When it clears, Sedusa sinks to the bottom, unconscious, as Ms. Bellum watches. The latter goes and swims up.'')

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;"> (She climbs out of the pool and staggers to the broken window. When she first surfaces, her hair has lost its normal curliness and gone all wet and slick against her back and shoulders but snaps right back to its normal curly style as she staggers over to the window frame to catch her breath from nearly drowning while fighting Sedusa underwater. She puts her hand against the broken window frame, hair wet and draped over her face. She starts moaning and gasping for air, followed by coughing. Behind her, the water bubbles and Sedusa pokes her head up. Now her hair is quite limp and soggy. Cut to behind Ms. Bellum, showing her legs and one hand dangling down her center, dripping with water. It is clear she hasn't fully recovered yet.)

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;"> (She attempts to lash out with a lock of hair at Ms. Bellum, but it falls limply back over her face. She tries again, with the same result—her hair gel has been washed out. The venom and anger evaporate from her face, replaced by disbelief and shock at what has become of her hair.)

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;"> Sedusa:   (stammering) My hair! What happened to my hair?! (splashing) YOU BROKE MY HAIR!! (also crying) My poor hair!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;"> (Inside, a vase is grabbed from a shelf and its flowers are tossed to the floor. Cut to the girls. A splash of water is thrown onto them from o.c.—the water in the vase—and they break loose after a short effort. Blossom is first, then Bubbles and Buttercup at the same time. They float in front of Ms. Bellum, her back to the camera and her hands at her hips.) (the clip ends)  [The audience after witnessing what was shown in the theater eventually freak out, but in anger as if everyone in the theater is having a tantrum]

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;">Person 1: Aw come on!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;">Person 2: Dammit!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;">Person 3: What the hell!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;">Projectionist: Oh god, oh boy, I am not gonna hear the end of this...

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;">Person 3: You Moron!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;">Person 1: Now you've done it...

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;">Person 2: IDIOT!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;font-size:medium;font-family:Times;color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:normal;">Projectionist: [Growls in fury] BAAAARNAAAACCCLLLLLES!!!!!! [as soon as he clenches his fists and tries to destroy the equipment, the cable coming from his computer disconnects from the projector and he connects the projector to a Digital Cinema Package cotaining a Western Digital 1Tb Hard Drive with the movie contents in it. He presses the play button ot of anger, the movie starts] [A buzzer is heard as the fist hits the top end of the electric switch that plays the movie, the camera zooms into the big screen]
 * French Narrator: Once upon in Los Angeles, a Former Gang called The Tungsten Brothers, founder of the Franchise that an Austalian Teenager who went by the name dud13 on the MIT media lab lifelong kindergarten group website simply called Scratch. The septet are descendants of William Afton, Founder of Fredbear Entertainment. They also had the same interests as their predecessor.
 * [The camera pans down into Los angeles in front of the <span jsslot="" class="HALYaf fwfrGd Q2hpjf KKjvXb" jsname="PAiuue" role="tabpanel" id="overview" jslog="42869"> <span jsslot="" class="HALYaf fwfrGd Q2hpjf KKjvXb" jsname="PAiuue" role="tabpanel" id="overview" jslog="42869">Hollywood Celebrity Hotel]
 * Police: Back off! Back off! [waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens]
 * French Narrator: Hey, wait a minute. What is happening?
 * [The screen pans out to show the Krusty Krab is surrounded by cops.]
 * Hudson: Please settle down. [Referring to the Gangs around Townsville USA] We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss 'till me manager gets here.
 * PowerFuff Girls Narrator (french narrator, in a petrified/hysterical tone): yikes! yikes! YIKES! Get ’em off! Aw, man, this is disturbing! An intimidating sight to look at!
 * Female Teen: [off-screen] Look, there is that spicy woman.
 * [A black Chevrolet with an orange flame paint job drives up; Clara Collagen's leg, wearing a black boot with an orange snake on it in the shape of an "S," steps out of the vehicle when it is stopped, Clara climbs out of the limousine. She walks toward the  and blows a bubble out of her chewing gum and sits it out in the trash can inside the limo, after this she waljs to Eugene]
 * Clara: Talk to me, Hudson.
 * Eugene Hudson: Oh. It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! [he cries, but Clara slaps him]
 * SpongeBob: Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. [SpongeBob walks in and sees a fish, extremely nervous, looking at his Krabby Patty.] Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. [He puts a briefcase down on a table.] Everything's gonna be just fine.
 * Woman In Red: I'm really scared here, ma'am.
 * Clara: [Opens the briefcase.] You got a name?
 * Sara Bellum: Bellum.
 * Clara: [Puts on gloves.] You got a family, Sara? [Sara chokes over her words, unable to speak. Clara snaps.] Come on, Bellum, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.
 * Sara Bellum: I got a wife and two beautiful children.
 * Clara: [Puts on a headset from the briefcase.] That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Sara.
 * Sara Bellum: What?
 * Clara: [Clara picks a slice of cheese out from her briefcase with some tweezers.] Say "cheese." [dramatically and slowly attempts to remove the boards on the blocked exit. She then kicks the door open, Sara in his arms. The crowd gasps.] Order up.
 * All [But Clara and Sara Bellum]: [Cheer and then lift Clara up on their shoulders.] Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip![Honk!] Hip! Hip![Honk!] Hip! Hip! [Honk!]
 * [Honk continues from dream, the screen now shows SpongeBob in his bedroom. He turns off his honking foghorn alarm clock.]
 * Clara: Hooray! Gary! I had that dream again! And it’s finally going to come true! [He runs over to his calendar.] Today! Sorry about this calendar. [He tears off the calendar page for the day before to reveal "March 7." On the page, it has a picture of the Krusty Krab 2 with rainbows and hearts around it.] Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2, where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.
 * Gary: Pfft.
 * Clara: Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. [Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month" portraits]
 * Clara E.O.T.M Awards: Clara Collagen!
 * Clara: I'm ready. Promotion. [Goes into the walk-in shower, eats soap, inserts a hose in his head, and puffs up until soap comes out. SpongeBob then pulls out paper-like fabric, which he folds into his pants. The back springs off, revealing his rear, which he covers up. He blushes and walks offscreen sideways. Then he brushes his eyes with toothpaste and wipes off the foam] Cleanliness is next to manager-lines. [Goes outside and runs around in circles] I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
 * [The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom]
 * Third Doctor: ♪La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.♪
 * Third Doctor and Clara: [In unision] ♪La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da d...♪
 * Third Doctor: Huh?
 * Clara: ♪...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...♪
 * Third Doctor: [interrupts him, and covers himself] Ma'am! What are you doing in here?
 * Clara: I have to tell you something, Doc.
 * Third Doctor: Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?
 * Clara: There's no shower at work.
 * Third Doctor: What do you want?
 * Clara: I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
 * Third Doctor: Get out! [kicks a door out the window, Clara charges out the front door of his house]
 * Clara: Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. [Runs into Dud13, who comes out of his rock]
 * Dud13: That sounds like the manager of the new HarryHausens.[notices she doesn't have her jeans on] Oops. Hold on.[Rock closes, with Dud13 on it. Then it opens again with Dud13 wearing her shorts] Congratulations, buddy.
 * Clara: Oh, thanks, Wendy. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.
 * Dud13: Oh, I love being purple!
 * Clara: We're going to the place where all the action is.
 * Dud13: You don't mean...?
 * Clara: Oh, I mean.
 * Dud13 and Clara: Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!
 * [Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats on, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick]
 * Clara: ♪Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!♪
 * Dud13: [Notices his watch] I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
 * Clara: Good luck, Duddy. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. ♪I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.♪ [Bounces away]
 * [The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting]
 * News Jounalist: Hello, ! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2! [The crowd applauds] First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. [Krabs has a big grin on his face]
 * Dick Travis: Hello. I like money.
 * News Jounalist: What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
 * Mr. Krabs: Money. [Everyone laughs]
 * [Hansel is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket]
 * Hansel: Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer! [the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen. Hansel groans and moans while sweating and making a facial expression like a baby crying.]
 * Karen: Don't get worked up again, Sir, I just mopped the floors.
 * Hansel: Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from A to Y.
 * Karen: A to Y?
 * Hansel: Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.
 * Karen: What about Z?
 * Hansel: Z?
 * Karen: Z. The letter after Y.
 * : [Searches through cabinet] W, X, Y, Z. [Grabs Plan Z] Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.
 * Karen: Oh, boy.
 * Hansel: [Looks at Plan Z] Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. [Sniffs it] It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! [Goes outside] So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! [SpongeBob runs by and unknowingly squashes him] Ow!
 * : I'm ready, promotion... I'm ready, promotion...
 * Hansel: [While being stepped on by SpongeBob] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Clara: [Stops running] Eww, I think I stepped in something. [Tries to scrape Plankton off. Plankton yelps when SpongeBob tries to scrape him off]
 * Hansel: Not in something, on someone, you twit!
 * Clara: Oh. Sorry, Plankton. [Looks at smeared Plankton and pulls him off his shoe] Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?
 * Hansel: No, I am not on my way over [mocks SpongeBob] to the grand-opening ceremony. [Jumps four times] I'm busy planning to rule the world! [Chuckles]
 * Clara: Well, good luck with that. [Runs off] I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
 * Hansel: Stupid kid. [Walks back to the Chum Bucket]
 * Clara: Excuse me?
 * Hansel: What?
 * Clara: Excuse me?
 * Hansel: What?
 * Clara: Excuse me?
 * Hansel: Okay, okay!
 * Clara: [groans sarcastically] I ain't Akid im an adul- excuse me I need to check my birth da- [she looks at her ID (could be her driver's License) and peers at it] August 1986, no thats not right, [she reads her ID again] Clara "Trixie" Samuelian, July 14, 1986... See?!?
 * Hansel: [While Clara Yells "See?!?"] Ugh!
 * Clara: [Stops running] Eww, I think I stepped in something. [Tries to scrape Plankton off. Plankton yelps when SpongeBob tries to scrape him off]