Aladdin A Musical Spectacular

Speaking Voice Talents
Mark Anthony - Aladdin

Jennifer Lopez - Princess Jasmine

Russ Marchand - Genie

Patrick Stewart - The Sultan

Andrew Wilson - The Magic Carpet (No Voice)

- Jafar

Will Vought - Begger Jafar

- Snake Jafar

Dave Secor - Genie Jafar

Jeff Sumner - Iago

Troy Baker - Razoul the Head Guard

Pat Cashman - Palace Guard #1

Robert Tinkler - Palace Guard #2

The Cave is eaten the Peasant
(Thunder Sounds)

The Cave's Voice: Who dares approach the Cave of Wonders? Only the diamond in the rough may enter, all else will parish.

Jafar: You will fetch me the lamp. Now go!

(The peasant enters the Cave which collapses on him)

Peasant: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

(Wind blowing)

Iago: Oops!

Jafar: That's the third peasant that cave's eating this weak! How am I ever to become the Sultan without that lamp?

Iago: Lamp, lamp, lamp. How many peasants do we have to go through, before we get that stupid lamp?

Jafar: Patience, Iago. Patience! That peasant was obviously less the worthy.

Iago: Now, there's a big surprise. I think I'm gonna have a hard attack from NOT surprised!

Jafar: (Grabs Iago's neck) SILENCE!

Iago: Agh! Choking. bird choking!

(Wind stops blowing)

Jafar: (To Iago) We have to find this diamond in the rough.

(Jafar let the parrot go, Iago coughing)

Jafar: (To the audience) Now where could he possibly be?

Stolen the Bread
Guard: Halt, you worthless street rat!

Aladdin: That's MISTER Worthless Street Rat to you!

(Grabs the bread)

Guard #1: That boy has been steeling my apples again.

Guard #2: He's the public menace!

Aladdin: (Appears in the window) Uh, guys? Let's not get to arrested now, okay? You won't attack a guy for steeling a piece of fruit, would ya?

(The guards draw their swords)

Aladdin: I'll take that as a "yes".

Meeting the Genie
Genie: Here's Genie!

(Audience Cheering)

Genie: Whoa! Thanks, kid. You have no idea what I'm been trapped inside the tiny little lamp for the last 1000 years, 22 Hours, AND 53 seconds! (Gasps) Whoa. WHOA, hold on! Look at that. (Jiggleing his tummy) Look at that right there. I'm gonna call Genie Craig!

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: My pants have more Xs then Taylor Swift.

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: Yikes! I must look terrible! (To Aladdin) Hey, kid! I'm gotta like ask you 1 question and your gonna be like terribly honest, okay? Do I have lamp breath? (Using the breath)

Aladdin: Oh! Who are you?

Genie: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: (Normal Voice) C'mon, pal. Seriously. I'm a "Genie". You know what that means, don't ya?

Aladdin: Yeah.

Genie: All right. It means you will got three. Count them. Uno, toes, three wishes coming your way.

Aladdin: I do?

Genie: You do. But before we do that, let's go over the rules in the Genie Rule Book, shall we, pal? Give me somthin' in the right direction, okay, sport? Rule #1, there's no wishing for more wishes. That only works on Amaracan Idol.

(Audience Laughing softly)

Genie: (Doing Scotty's voice from Star Trek) I just can't do it, Captain. I don't have a power!

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: (Normal Voice) Rule #2, just like Dr. Phil, I cannot make anyone fall in love with you. (Audience Laughing)

Genie: (Doing the Criptkeeper's voice from Tales From The Crypt) Rule #3, I can't bring people back from the dead. (Normal Voice) But if you had an iPhone, there's an app for that.

(Audience Laughing)

Aladdin: Whoa, whoa. Time-out! Let me get this straight. You're my personal Genie, and I'm your master?

Genie: Yep. That is what genie's do. Technically, it's all what the genie's do. Oh, sure it's sounds like a revelrous gig, but you gotta save your whole life, TRAPED inside the lamp, doing our wish after wish after wish with... no freedom of your own.

Audience: Aww!

Genie: Hey, what are ya talkin' about ME for? This pal is your lucky day. Not mine. You've got no idea what's in store, friend!

Song
(Friend like Me plays)

Genie: Let's rock at the House of Mouse!

Genie: I can't believe I'm live on YouTube!

Genie: Fore!

Genie: C'mon, boys. Let's take it home!

Song
(Prince Ali Plays as the door slams open)

Genie: (Doing Kuzco's voice from The Emperor's New Groove) Ha! Boom, baby! (

Genie: Watch your step!

Genie: (To Jasmine and the Sultan) Don't they lovely, June and Leo?

Genie: Like King Kong!

Iago: And the crowd went WILD!

(Audience Cheering)

The Announcement Scene
Genie: Oh, I slipped by a banana peel like Slippery from Blue's Clues. That's a crash diet from Hot Wheels.

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: (To Jafar) Wow, Jafar. You're a mean predator with a big appetite like Screecher.

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: (To Carpet) Think you scare enough people like D-Rex?

(Carpet nodded "No")

Genie: Me ether. (To Jafar) You're large like Monty Rex. Spike the Dinosaur said, Boy, that park was Jurassic. (Doing Chester Cheetah's voice from Cheetos) Dangerously cheesy.

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: (Normal voice) Okay, Al. You're turn. Do the poem.

Iago: Genie's right, kid. Say it.

Jafar: Talk to the Sultan.

Aladdin: (To the Sultan) Your Highness, allow me to intrudeed myself. I am Prince Ali Ababwa!

Genie: (Imitates Kanye West) Yes he is! (To Iago in the window) Yo, Iago. You're a parrot and I gonna let you finished. Jafar is one of the baddest. You know what I'm talkin' about!

Jafar: (To Aladdin) I'm afraid, Prince a boo-boo.

Aladdin: (To Jafar) Ababwa.

Jafar: Whatever. (To Aladdin) Prince Ababwa, keep saying it and it'll all blow over.

Genie: Go on, kid.

Iago: Yeah, dude. Keep goin'.

Aladdin: (To the Sultan, chuckling) And I will be delighted to ask Jasmine for her hand in marriage.

Genie: (Gasps) (Doing Mickey Mouse's voice) Ay, dios Miao! (To the Sultan, normal voice) It's just like I'm the bachelor! (Walks to Jasmine) Well, princess, don't keep the home viewers in suspense. (To Aladdin) Hang on just one second. (To the audience, imitates Terry Crews) Old Spice Body Spray will blow your mind turn into a man that smells like POWER!

(Audience Laughing, Clapping)

Genie: (Walks back to Jasmine) So, Your Majasty, what do you think of his fabulousness?

(Genie, Jafar, and the Crowd cup their hands around their ears to hear Jasmine, Sultan, Carpet and Iago cup their hands around their ears to hear Jasmine too)

Jasmine: Another fraud.

(Aladdin, Genie, Sultan, the crowd, Jafar and Iago Gasped as Jasmine runs off)

Genie: You got served. She's angrier then Samara Morgen from The Ring. She gets a little steamed. (The Genie gives the cup of tea to Carpet) Here, Carpet. Care for a cup of tea? She'll cool down.

(Audience laughs and claps softly)

Genie tells Aladdin that he needs his final wish
Aladdin: Come on, buddy.

Genie: Knock the hell off!

Aladdin: But, Genie--

Genie: Leave me alone!

Aladdin: Listen, you need to--

Genie: Not so fast, smarty pants! We are done! I mean Dun-dun! I mean like J.lo-and-Marc-Anthony-done!

(Audience Gasping)

Genie: You know what? Fine. (Doing Jack Sparrow's voice) Look, mate. You need to talk to my left hand 'cues you ain't right.

Iago: (Off-Screen) Yeah. And stop invite me to play Candy Crush Saga.

Genie: (Normal Voice) Iago's right. Now, stop looking at me to play Papa-Pear. Secrets out. Dang, what a waist of flesh. So, don't worry about me. I'll be fine! If you excues me, master, I'll be... TRAPED in my sardine can! (The Genie disappears in the puff of smoke, sobbing)

Aladdin: Whoa! No, no, no! Genie! (To the lamp) Look, you gotta understand where I'm coming from! (Sighs) Son of a bitch.

(Audience Laughing as Carpet starts to leave)

Aladdin: Wait, where are you going? You're not mad at me too, are you?

(Carpet makes an upset gesture and exit stage left)

Aladdin: Oh, okay.

Aladdin Arrested
Aladdin: Great! I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

(Jafar enters stage right with the Guards and Iago)

Jafar: I'll say... (Pointing) SEIZE HIM!

Iago/Razoul/2 Plaice Guards: (On-Screen) Right!

(Iago grabs the lamp from Aaddin and gives it to Jafar)

Razoul: You're underarrest for the murder of the Sultan!

(The Guards grab Aladdin and put him in chains on his hands)

Jafar: (To the Guards) Bring me the Sultan!

2 Palace Guards: Yes, sir!

(Two Guards exit)

Jafar: (With Iago) At last! The kingdom will be MINE!

(Both Laughing as Jafar rubs the lamp and the Genie appears)

Jafar meeting the Genie
Genie: (Taking a shower with the brush, Singing) ''Spider-Man. Spider-Man. You're friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man.'' (To Aladdin, Normal Speaking Voice) Look, Al, If you come here to apolochize, (Doing the angle's voice) you can just forget it (Doing the demon's voice) because you are too late. (Normal Voice) But as long as you're here, would ya scrub my left shoulderblade? (Jafar turns around and gives the lamp to the Genie that he must behind him) It's really cramped in here inside this lamp that I've-- (Throws the brush) (Pointing at Jafar) It's BIGFOOT! (Standing in attention)

(Audience Gasping)

Jafar: Give me that. (Grabs his cobra staff to Iago) (To the Genie) I believe you've own me three wishes.

Aladdin: Don't do it, Genie!

Genie: Sorry, Al. I don't have a choice!

Iago: That's right, pal. Who holds the lamp controls the genie is in the Genie rule book.

(The Guards enter with Jasmine and the Sultan)

Jasmine: Let us go!

(The Guards throw them to the ground)

Jasmine: How dare you treat the sultan this way!

Sultan: Jafar.

Jasmine: He's hypnotized our palace guards.

Aladdin: I'm afraid we've got bigger problems in the palace guards.

Jasmine: What do you mean?

Jafar: (To the audience, Walking) Anybody got three coming to them? Raise your hand!

(Jafar raises his hand)

Jafar: (Doing Mickey Mouse's Voice) WHOOPS! (To Aladdin, Normal Voice) Looks like it's only me. (Walking to the Genie) Genie!

Genie: Yes, sir?

Jafar: For my first wish, I want you to rule the kingdom. Make me the Sultan.

Genie: Sir, yes, sir! Bibbidi bobbidi boo!

(Genie grants the wish and the Sultan clutches his chest)

Genie has jokes on Jafar
Genie: (Normal Voice) There. Whoop-dee-doo.

(Jafar turns his head right)

Genie: I mean, look at you. We all very impressed. (Mimics Kratos from God of War) You are the Sultan! And YOU are not see the end of the day. Hey, you know what? If your last name was Pepper-Shaker, you'll be Sultan Pepper-Shaker!

(The Genie and the Audience Laughing)

Genie: (Normal voice) Why do you dress up like Vampire Elton John?

Crowd: (Laughing)

Genie: (To Iago, normal voice) He looks really good as the Sultan. (To Jasmine) You're pretty good on your clothes. (Points Jasmine's pants) (To Aladdin) You look better from Jafar. (To the Sultan) Why? 'Cues I was in-Sultan him!

(Audience with the Genie Laughing)

Genie: (Back to Jafar) U-G-L-Y! You've got no ability, You're ugly. Nah-uh! You're ugly! WHOO! Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit EVERY BRENCH ALL THE WAY DOWN!

(Crowd Laughing, Clapping)

Genie: Ouch! (Chuckles)

Hey, Jafar, look. Ugly stick. WHAP!

Audience: (Gasps)

Genie: (Chuckles) Let's see that again. WHACK!

(Audience Clapping)

Genie Time
(Phone ringing)

Genie: Uh-oh. Excuses me. Hello? Uh-huh? Okay. It's the Ghostbusters. She needs the costume back for a show later.

(Audience Clapping)

The Most Powerful Sorcerer Scene
Genie: (Doing Fluttershy's voice) Are we through yet?

Jafar: (Gets Angry, Loudly) NO!

Genie: (Doing Mickey Mouse's Voice) AHH! (Falls down to the ground)

Jafar: We're just getting started. But, being the sultan isn't enough. For my second wish, I want YOU to become the most-powerful sorcerer on Earth.

Genie: (Gets up) No can do. CHARGE!

(Genie grants Jafar's second wish to become Sorcerer and hits the Sultan with his snake staff and the Guards grabbed him)

Jafar: How do you like your sultan now, my desert blossom? Together, we shall be unstoppable.

Aladdin: Let her go! She didn't love you and she never will have her darn marriage!

(Jafar's snake staff hits Aladdin)

Jafar: Stay out of this, street rat.

Genie: Gee.

Jafar: (To the Genie) Don't play dumb with me, Genie!

Song
(Price Ali reprise from Aladdin plays)

The Snake Scene
(Audience Clapping softly)

Jafar: But how to eliminate him?

Iago: Oh! (Whispers)

Jafar: Ah, yes. A snake! (To the crowd) People of Agrabah, there is only one way to get rid of a street rat!