Aladdin A Musical Spectacular

Speaking Voice Talents
- Aladdin

- Princess Jasmine

- Genie

- The Sultan

Andrew Wilson - The Magic Carpet (No Voice)

- Jafar

- Beggar Jafar

- Snake Jafar

- Genie Jafar

- Iago

- The Head Guard

- Guard #1

- Guard #2

- The Cave of Wonders

The Cave is eaten the Peasant
(Thunder Sounds)

The Cave's Voice: Who dares approach the Cave of Wonders? Only the diamond in the rough may enter, all else will parish.

Jafar: (To the peasant) You will fetch me the lamp. Now go!

(The peasant enters the Cave which collapses on him)

Peasant: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

(Wind blowing)

Iago: Wow, that was a hot-ness.

(Audience Laughing)

Jafar: That was the peasant that cave's eaten this week! How will I ever become Sultan without that lamp?

Iago: Lamp, lamp, lamp! (To Jafar) How many peasants do we have to go through, before we get our hands on that stupid lamp?

Jafar: Patience, Iago. Patience. That peasant was obviously less the worthy.

Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise. I think I'm gonna have a hard attack from NOT surprised!

Jafar: (Grabs Iago's neck) Silence!

Iago: Agh!

(Audience Laughing)

Iago: Choking. Bird choking!

(Wind stops blowing)

Jafar: (To Iago) We have to find this diamond in the rough.

(Jafar let the parrot go, Iago coughing)

Jafar: (To the audience) Where could he possibly be?

Stolen the Bread
The Head Guard: Halt, you worthless street rat!

Aladdin: (To the head guard) That's MISTER-Worthless-Street-Rat to you!

(Grabs the apple)

Guard #1: That boy has been steeling my apples again!

Guard #2: He's the public menace!

Aladdin: (Appears in the window with the head Guard) Uh, guys? Let's not get to arrested, okay? You wouldn't attack a guy with one piece of fruit now, would ya?

(The guards draw their swords)

Aladdin: I'll take that as a "yes".

Go to the Cave of Wonders
Who dares approach the Cave of Wonders? Only the diamond in the rough may enter, all else will parish.

Meeting the Genie
Genie: (Doing He-Man's Voice) By the power of Grayskull, I have the POWER!

(Audience Laughing, Cheering)

Genie: (Chuckles, Gasps and pointed Aladdin) Stranger danger! Stranger DANGER! (Doing Ghostface's voice from Scary Movie) What's up? (To Aladdin, normal voice) Thanks, kid. You have no idea what I'm been trapped in that tiny little thing, for 45 minutes, 24 Hours and 53 seconds! I feel like Rick Bayless from Mexico, One Plate at the Time.

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: (Gasps) Whoa! That is not good. Look at that. (Jiggling his tummy) (Doing Inspector Gadget's voice) Wowzers! Look at that right there. (Normal Voice) I'm gonna call Genie Craig!

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: My pants have more better then Tinker-Bell played by Taylor Swift. You can see her hips on her green dress. She's from Peter Pan. When she looks at the mirror, she's reflection ducks.

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: O.M.G.! I must terrible inside that lamp! (To Aladdin) It's not my fault. Is it a tiny Taco Bell in there? You know what Wayne and Garth want for Taco Bell? The tacos and Doritos! (To the Audience) An only thing can't get worse but Justin Bieber's my neighbor.

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: (To Aladdin) Hey, kid! (Doing Roger Rabbit's voice from Who Framed Roger Rabbit) I'm gonna ask you one question and p-p-please be honest with me, okay? (Normal Voice) Do I have lamp Oder?

Aladdin: Who are you?

Genie: (Doing James Bond's Voice) Bond. James Bond. (Doing the gun barrel pose)

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: Kidding, pal. I'm a Genie. You know what that means, right?

Aladdin: Yeah.

Genie: All right. Wow, this kid is quick. It means you got one, two, three wishes coming your way.

Aladdin: I do?

Genie: Yes, you do. Before we get started, let's go in the Genie Rule Book, sport. Rule #1! There's no wishing for more wishes, capish? That only works on Amaracan Idol.

(Audience Laughing softly)

Genie: (Doing Scotty's voice from Star Trek) I just can't do it, Captain. I don't have a power!

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: (Normal Voice) Rule #2! Like Dr. Phil, I can't make someone fall in love with you. I don't know how you ask ''What were you thinking? Are you out of your mind?'' He says, What was different is try not to eat Kraft Mac and Cheese and KFC. (Audience Laughing)

Genie: (Doing High Priest Imhotep's voice from The Mummy) Rule #3. Like in Plants vs. Zombies, I can't bring people back from the dead. (Normal Voice) Have you seen The Walking Dead? There's scary. But I'm NOT talkin' to Michael Jackson: Thriller. I'M talkin' to Mona Lisa from The Da-Vinci Code. Including Macy Grace who played her on Dancing with the Stars.

(Audience Laughing as the Genie and Carpet doing the zombie walk)

Aladdin: Whoa, whoa. Time-out! Okay, okay. So, let me get this straight. You're my personal Genie, and I'm your master?

Genie: Yes, kid. I'm your Genie and you're my master.

Aladdin: Ya giving me three wishes?

Genie: Yep. THAT is what genie's do. Technically, it's all we do. (Doing Tigger's voice) In fact, being a Genie is what Tigger's do best. (Normal Voice) Look. I know it's sounds like a glamorous gig, but you gotta spit your whole life TRAPED inside that lamp for doing our wish after wish after wish with no freedom of your own. Can I get a witness? (Carpet holds Genie's hand) (To Carpet) Girl, I know you're a rug but you don't lie today.

(Audience laughing)

Song
Genie: Hey, what are ya talkin' about ME for? This is your lucky day,son. Not mine. You've got no idea what's in store, friend!

(Friend like Me plays)

Genie: Time to rock at the House of Mouse!

Genie: I can't believe I'm live on YouTube!

Genie: Fore!

Genie: Let's take it home, big guy!

Song
(Prince Ali Plays as the door slams open)

Genie:

Genie: (To Jasmine and the Sultan) June and Leo, watch your step.

Genie:

Genie: Like Bigfoot!

Genie: And the crowd went WILD!

The Announcement Scene
(Audience Cheering)

Genie: Al, do the poem.

Aladdin: (To the sultan) Your highness, allow me to intrudeed myself. I am Prince Ali Ababwa!

Genie: Mortal Kombat!

(Audience Cheering)

Genie:

(Audience Laughing)

Aladdin: (To Jasmine) And I will be delighted to ask Jasmine for her hand in marriage.

Genie: (Gasps) Ay, dios Miao! It's just like I'm the bachelor! (Walks to Jasmine) Well, princess, don't keep the home viewers in suspense. We look a lot like Yakko, Wakko and Dot from Animaniacs. Hang on just one sec. (To the audience, doing Freakazoid's voice)

Freakazoid's voice
(Audience Laughing, Cheering)

The Princess Hears
Genie: So, your majesty. What do you think of his fabulousness?

(Genie, Jafar, and the Crowd cup their hands around their ears to hear Jasmine, Sultan, Carpet and Iago cup their hands around their ears to hear Jasmine too)

Jasmine: Another fraud.

(Aladdin, Genie, Sultan, Jafar, Iago and the crowd gasped as Jasmine runs off)

Genie: Oh, snap! No you di-int, honey-boo-boo child.

(Audience laughs and claps softly)

Genie tells Aladdin that he needs his final wish, but he didn't
Genie:

Aladdin: She's perfect.

Genie:

Aladdin: Is it?

Genie:

Aladdin: Jasmine thinks I'm this big and important Prince Ali guy.

Genie:

Aladdin: How am I supposed to keep fooling her without you around?

Genie: Al, you'd promised!

Aladdin: I know!

Genie: We have a DEAL, Al!

Aladdin: I'm sorry, Genie. I might need that final wish.

Genie: Uh, no. You said, you can bring me with the--

Aladdin: I can't!

Genie: Okay, fine. Whatever. I understand.

(Audience Booing softly)

Genie: See what you did? That guy doesn't ruining this vacation to Hawaii from Lilo and Stitch. Maybe their on Checkers or somthin'.

(Audience Laughing, Cheering)

Genie: That's NOT gonna happen. (Point at Aladdin) HE's famous for stake burgers!

(Audience Laughing softly)

Genie: I don't know why I left myself get so excited about you! You're just like all the rest! You see, I thought you were the type of guy who acutely keep his promises!

Aladdin: Come on, buddy.

Genie: Not now!

Aladdin: But, Genie--

Genie: Zip it!

Aladdin: Listen, you need to--

Genie: No way, Al. We are done! I mean dun-dun! I mean like J.-Lo-and-Mark-Anthony-done!

(Audience Laughing, Booing)

Genie: You know what? Just talk to my left hand 'cause you ain't right.

(Audience Laughing)

Genie: If you excuse me, I have some problems to the Imagination Movers. In My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, I know how Andrea Libman and Tera Strong feel.

(Audience Laughing, Cheering)

Genie: So don't you worry about me, master. If you need me, you know what I'll be TRAPED inside my sardine can! (The Genie disappears in the puff of smoke)

Aladdin: C'mon, Genie! (To the lamp) You gotta understand where I'm coming from! (Sighs)

(Carpet starts to leave)

Aladdin: Hey, where are you going? You're not mad at me too, are you?

(Carpet makes an upset gesture and exit stage left)

Aladdin Arrested
Aladdin: Great! I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

(Jafar enters stage right with the Guards and Iago)

Jafar: I'll say... (Pointing) SEIZE HIM!

(Iago grabs the lamp from Aaddin and gives it to Jafar. The Guards grab Aladdin and put him in chains on his hands)

Jafar: (To the Guards) Bring me the Sultan!

(Two Guards exit)

Jafar: (With Iago) At last! The kingdom will be MINE!

(Both Laughing as Jafar rubs the lamp and the Genie appears)

Jafar meeting the Genie
Genie: (Taking a shower with the brush) Look, Al. If you come here to apologize, you can forget about it because it's too late! But as long as you're here, would ya scrub my left shoulderblade? (Jafar turns around and gives the lamp to the Genie that he must behind him) It gets cramped in here that I've-- (Throws the brush, Pointing at Jafar) AHH! A man! (Standing in attention)

(Audience Gasping)

Jafar: (Grabs his cobra staff to Iago) (To the Genie) I believe you've own me three wishes.

Aladdin: Don't do it, Genie!

Genie: Sorry, kid. I don't have a choice!

Iago: Whoever holds the lamp controls the genie is in the Genie rule book!

(The Guards enter with Jasmine and the Sultan)

Jasmine: Let us go!

(The Guards throw them to the ground)

Jasmine: How dare you treat the sultan this way!

Sultan: Jafar.

Jasmine: He's hypnotized our palace guards.

Aladdin: I'm afraid we've got bigger problems in the palace guards.

Jasmine: What do you mean?

Jafar: (To the audience, Walking) Anyone got three coming? Raise your hand!

(Jafar raises his hand)

Jafar: WHOOPS! (To Aladdin) Looks like it's only me. (Walking to the Genie) Genie! My first wish is to rule the kingdom. Make me the Sultan!

Genie: Oh.

(Genie grants the wish and the Sultan clutches his chest)

Genie has jokes on Jafar
Genie: Poof.

(Audience Laughing softly)

Genie: (Doing Slender Man's Voice from Slender) You're the sultan!

(Kids Laughing)

Genie: (Still doing Slender Man's Voice from Slender) If your last name was Pepper-Shaker, you'll be Sultan Pepper-Shaker!

(The Genie and the Audience Laughing)

Genie: Sorry. You really good as the sultan. I like your feather. You look like an Angry Bird.

(Audience Laughing, softly)

Genie: Ha! That was a joke, I'm sorry. You're look pretty good on your clothes. (To the Audience) You look better from Jafar. Why? 'Cuse I was in-Sultin him!

(The Audience and the Genie Laughing)

Genie: Is he looking at me?

Crowd (Chanting) Yeah!

Genie: Is he smiling?

Kids: (Chanting) No!

The Most Powerful Sorcerer Scene
Genie: Are we through yet?

Jafar: (Gets Angry, Loudly) No!

Genie: AHH! (Falls to the ground then gets up)

Jafar: We're just getting started! But, perhaps mealy being the sultan isn't enough. For my second wish, I want you to make me the most-powerful sorcerer on Earth!

(Genie grants Jafar's second wish to become Sorcerer)

(Jafar's snake staff hits the Sultan and the Guards grabbed him)

Jafar: How do you like your sultan now, my desert blossom? Together, we shall be unstoppable!

Aladdin: Leave her alone! She doesn't love you and she never will!

(Jafar's snake staff hits Aladdin)

Jafar: Stay out of this, street rat!

Song
(Price Ali reprise from Aladdin plays)

The Snake Scene
(Audience Clapping softly)

Jafar: But how to eliminate him?

Iago: Oh! (Hissing)

Jafar: Ah, yes. (To the audience) There is only one way to get rid of a street rat!

Scene 10
The Sultan: Your genie isn't the only one who faced the brand-new future. (Holds Aladdin and Jasmine's hands, and to the audience) Royal subjects of Agrabah, my daughter has finally made her choice!