Disney Breaking News: Penny (Rapunzel)

Cast

 * Felix the Cat (Felix the Cat (1919)) as Kermit the Frog
 * Penny (The Rescuers (1977)) as Rapunzel
 * Cody (The Rescuers Down Under (1990)) as Prince Charming
 * One of the Ponies as Prince Charming's Horse (unseen)

Transcript

 * Announcer: "We take you now to Felix the Cat at the scene of another fast-breaking news story."
 * Felix: "Is the microphone on? (spits on his microphone to greet us) Oh, hi, all! This's Felix the Cat for the Disney news. And today I'm speaking to you at the base of the tower, where Penny's being held prisoner by Madame Medusa."
 * Penny: "Get me out of here!"
 * Felix: "Now that's you can probably tell that it's Penny. And today we're awaiting for the arrival of Cody, who's due to rescue her at any instant. Oh, I think I hear pony approaching now."
 * Cody: "Easy, fella! Slow!"
 * Felix: "That kinda looks like Cody. (Pony whinnying) Sounds like his pony."
 * Cody: "Sit, boy! Good."
 * Felix: "See it's him."
 * (trumpet fanfare)
 * Felix: "Yes, it really DOES look like Cody. Pardon me, young man, can ye tell me you're really indeed Cody?"
 * Cody: "O' course!"
 * Felix: "And do you have a plan to rescue Penny?"
 * Cody: "Yes, uh, where's she?"
 * Felix: "She's right upon the tower there."
 * Penny: "Yoo-hoo!"
 * Cody: "Huh! My love! (ukulele music)"
 * Felix: "Isn't that beautiful? Pardon me, Cody, can you tell me you're gonna rescue Penny?"
 * Cody: "Yes. (throat clears) Penny, Penny, let down a ladder."
 * Felix: "Yes, he's asking Penny to let down a ladder so he can climb on it and take her down from there."
 * Cody: "Cat!"
 * Felix: "Yeah, sorry. Carry on. I don't mean to interrupt."
 * Cody: "Penny, Penny, let down a ladder."
 * Penny: "What?!? What'd you say? I can't hear ya! Can you tork louder?"
 * Cody: "Penny, Penny, let down a ladder!"
 * Penny: "A what?!? Let down a what?!? I still can't hear ya! Can you tork more louder?"
 * Cody: "PENNY, PENNY, LET DOWN A LADDER!!!!!!"
 * Penny: "A ladder?!?"
 * Cody: "A LADDER! YES!"
 * Penny: "You want me to let down a ladder?!?"
 * Cody: "YOU GOT IT! DOWN HERE!"
 * Penny: "Alright!"
 * Cody: "NOW!"
 * (Penny lets down a ladder, then climbs down it.)
 * Penny: "Oh, Cody!! You've save my life!!!"
 * Cody: "Thanks, Penny! Now to wait for my pony to come back. (Pony appears.) Oh, there you are, boy! Can Penny and I ride you to our dating place? (Pony whinnying again, which sounds like a yes) Alright. (He and Penny hop on him)"
 * Both: "Goodbye, Felix!"
 * Felix: "Goodbye, Penny! Goodbye, Cody!"
 * Cody: "Giddyup!"
 * Pony: "(paws the air, while whinnying, runs and flies)"
 * Felix: "Well, there you have it, folks! This's Felix the Cat saying, 'See ya next time on the Disney Breaking News!' Piece out! Bye!"