Ray Ray's High Silk Hat


 * Narrator: "And now it's time for Playtime Songs with Ray Ray, the part of the show-"


 * Kitty Ko: "Stop! Stop! Don't even think about it! As if Romeo and Juliet wasn't bad enough. Ahem. Dale, Chip!"


 * Dale and Chip: "Yep!"


 * Kitty Ko: "And now it is time for Italian Songs with Ray Ray, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a classy song. (sings) One day, while he was waiting for the trolly, he had a hat."


 * Ray Ray: "My high silk hat."


 * Kitty Ko: "He wore it high upon his head so proudly, a beautiful hat."


 * Ray Ray: "My high silk hat."


 * Kitty Ko: "A hat like this just makes him feel so grandly. Now fancy this and fancy that. The splendor of his hat in all its majesty."


 * Ray Ray: "Like a king, in a royal cap! I feel so swell and handsome in my hat. I bet that others wish they had in fact -"


 * Ray Ray and Kitty Ko: "A hat as this, a hat as that, a hat so high, a high silk hat!"


 * Ray Ray: "Oh, Miss Tay Lorrens, now whaddya think of that?"


 * Kitty Ko: "Now his hat was not all he wore so proudly, I must in fact share more than that. For upon his lap there sat a treat so fondly, of chocolate this -"


 * Ray Ray: "And chocolate that."


 * Kitty Ko: "Deliciousness that makes him feel so dandy, a chocolate bliss."


 * Ray Ray: "A chocolate snack."


 * Chorus: "Confections such as these are more than candy, so one might buy a box of that."


 * Ray Ray: "I have my chocolate placed upon my lap. I feel so good you just cannot help that. I have my snack, a chocolate pack of chocolate this and chocolate that! Oh golly, Grunkle Stan, now whaddya think of that?"


 * Kitty Ko: "Now time was passing and the sun grew hotter upon his hat -"


 * Chorus: "And chocolate snack."


 * Kitty Ko: "So beneath his hat he thought and pondered:"


 * Ray Ray: "What should I do to save my hat?"


 * Kitty Ko: "He thought and contemplated as he perspired, beneath his hat -"


 * Chorus: "Upon his snack."


 * Kitty Ko: "He feared his chocolate treats would soon retire into a pool."


 * Chorus: "A chocolate vat."


 * Ray Ray: "I won't feel grand if I take off my hat. The sun's gettin' hot and my hat just might go flat. My hat, it might go flat, and my sweets will melt like that! Oh, hurry mister trolly, before my dapperness goes flat."


 * Kitty Ko: "He decided to forgo his looks so dashing to save his hat -"


 * Chip: "And little snack!"


 * Kitty Ko: "So he placed the treats upon the seat beside him -"


 * Grunkle Stan: "And put his hat on top of that."


 * Ray Ray: "Oh please."


 * Chorus: "Oh please, oh please!"


 * Ray Ray: "Don't anybody sit close to me, upon my hat. I ask if all of you could be so kindly and just stand back, away from my snack!

(Cyborg sits on Ray Ray's hat and chocolates.)

''A great big cyborg sat upon my hat! A great big cyborg squished my hat real flat! He squished my hat, he made it flat, he squished my snack, oh what of that?! Oh, tell me, anybody, now whaddya think of that?''"


 * All: "A great big cyborg sat upon his hat! A great big cyborg squished his hat real flat! He squished his hat, he made it flat, he squished his snack, oh what of that!"

(The trolly arrives and all get on except Ray Ray. Soyen Chen walks up.)


 * Ray Ray: "Oh, golly! Uh, what's your name?"


 * Soyen Chen: "My name's Chen, Soyen Chen. I've been around since the 1990's and my names' Soyen Chen!"


 * Ray Ray: "Now whaddya think of that?"