Mickey, Donald and Goofy in The Three Musketeers, A Broadway Adventure

Cast
Speaking Voices:

Robby Robinson - Mickey Mouse

Makey Murray - Donald Duck

Richard Colletta - Goofy

- Pluto (Dog Voice and No Voice)

Andrea Libman - Minnie Mouse

Tera Strong - Daisy Duck

Robert Englend - Pete

Billy West - Beagle Boy #1

Tom Kenny - Beagle Boy #2

Pat Cashman - The Beagle Boy #3

Scene 3
(Background gose down to the Musketeer Jail as the music continues)

Pete: Now listin, you yardsticks. I am sick and tired of your screw ups. You guys are hopeless. I'll leave ya for 5 minutes, and I'm come back to the disater.

(Music Ends)

Pete: What are your names?

Goofy: Lightning McKing. Ka-Chow!

Donald: Walker Texas Ranger. (Smacks Donald's butt)

Mickey: Micheal Jordan in a SuperBowl at the NBA. Slam dunk on that one!

(Audience Laughing, Clapping)

Goofy: Oh, sorry. We're kiddin'.

Donald: Donald Duck.

Goofy: Name's Goofy.

Mickey: And I'm Mickey. Mickey Mouse. We're just practicing our teamwork so we can become great Musketeers.

Pete: Musketeers? HA! That's priceless.

Mickey: We can work really hard and proove ourselves, Cap'n Pete. Would you let us be Musketeers?

Pete: I would. You know what that means, right?

Mickey, Donald and Goofy: Yes, sir!

Pete: You'll get three. (Doing the Count Inspiration) Count them. One, two, three. Ah-ah-ah! (Rock and Roll Voice) Three wishes coming at your way, baby! Yeah! (To the audience, normal Voice) You do have three wishes for me, don't ya?

Men's Choir: (Chanting) Of course we do, sir!

Pete: Good. (To Mickey) But, before we do that, let's go over the Rule Book, shall we, pal? Get me somthin' in the right direction, okay, sport?

Mickey: Yes, sir!

Pete: Rule #1, there's no wishing for more wishes. That only works on American Idol.

(Audience Laughing)

(Radio Pants On The Ground Instrumental plays)

(Mic key's red pants with white buttons fall over the floor)

Goofy: Can anyone guess what song it is?

Mickey: Gosh, I know what my song is. (Pointing at Mickey's red pants on the floor) It's called Pants On The Ground. (Chuckles)

Donald: You're right! Pants On The Ground. Not did I wear pants or anything. (Pulls Mickey's red pants up)

Mickey: Thank you, Donald.

Donald: You're welcome.

Goofy: (To the audience) That works on Star Trek. (To Pete) I just can't do it, Captain. I don't have a power!

(Audience Laughing)

(Radio stops)

Pete: Rule #2, just like Dr. Phil, I cannot make someone fall in love with you and start calling you 'honey'. No, no, no.

Goofy: (To Mickey) If we're doin' the workout, it would be a Honey-boo-boo.

(Goofy pats Mickey's butt)

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: Yeah. You said it, Goofy. He says, Juggle shredded cheese while I'm spreadin' out spaghetti. (Giggles)

Donald: He also says, Try to put an egg back inside of a chicken.

Pete: Just like The Phantom Of The Opera, the phantom would say, Remember, I am not Oprah. You get a car, you get a car, you wanted a car!

(Audience Laughing, Clapping)

Pete: Ya know what's rule #3?

Mickey, Donald and Goofy: What?

Pete: I cannot make anyone rise to bring people back from the dead.

Mickey: If you had and iPhone, there's an app for that.

Goofy: I'm not takin' Micheal Jackson Thriller scary. I'm talkin' The Da-Vinci Code scary. Proubly the scariest Macy Grace from Dancing with the Stars.

Donald: Have you guys ever seen The Walking Dead?

- Mickey: Nope.

- Goofy: Not at all.

Pete: I didn't watch that show on AMC, did ya, boys?

- Donald: Nope, not me.

- Mickey: Me ether. It's kinda scary.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: We're pretendin' to be Musketeers, right?

Pete: Well, they're three things wrong with that. (To Donald) One, you're a coward. (To Goofy) Two, you're a doofus. (To Mickey) And three, you are just too small.

Mickey: Time-out! Let me get this straight. You're my personal man AND you given me 3 wishes?!

Pete: Whoa, not so loud, boy. Ya might be listen to us. Say, you are a lot smaller the my last master. In fact, I'm gettin' bigger.

Mickey: Wait a minute. I'm... your master?

Pete: Yep. I'm your personal man and you're my master. But, I didn't know who any of you wahoos as Musketeers the last time in France. (Using a cigarette) Where would you like first? The boat or the cigarette?

(Audience Laughing as Pete blows smoke on his cigarette)

Mickey: (Sneezes, Sniffs)

Goofy: Bless you, Mickey.

Mickey: Thanks, Goof. (Sniffs)

Donald: I like the boat to ride on.

Pete: I like that boat, too. (To Mickey, takes his hat) You'll keep this, will ya?

Mickey: Uh-huh.

(Makes a ball and gives it to Mickey)

Pete: Here, kid. Have a ball.

Mickey: Thanks.

Pete: So, pay attention. When you're in the forest, please don't be careless. Remember, just like Smokey says, Only you can prevent wild fires. That is nothing in the world as you guys!

(Nothing in the World Quite Like A Friend from The Return of Jafar Instrumental plays)

Mickey: (Pointing at his two big round ears, singing) I've traveled--

Donald: East!

Goofy: And West!

Mickey/Donald/Goofy: (To the audience, singing) And now I'm back again!

Goofy: (Singing) There is nothing in the world quite like a friend.

Pete: Somebody make some noise!

Men's Choir: (Singing) There's nothing in the world.

Women's Choir: (Singing) Nothing in the whole wide world.

Mickey/Donald/Goofy/Pete: (Singing) There's nothing in the world quite like a FRIEND!

(Mickey, Donald and Goofy exit stage left and Pete exits stage right)

Pete: Nothing in the whole wide world!

- Crowd: HA!

- (Music Ends)

(Audience Cheering)

(Door closes slowly)

(The lights came off)

Scene 8
Goofy/Choir: (Singing) Make way! (Goofy kicks Mickey's butt)

Mickey/Donald/Goofy/Choir: (Singing) For Prince Ali!

(Mickey, Donald and Goofy Saluting)

Pete: And the crowd went WILD!

(Audience Cheering, Clapping)

Pete: Let me hear the voice! Make some noise from Dexter's Laboratory!

(Audience Laughing, Cheering)

Pete: Oh, c'mon, let me hear you from Hi-Hi Puffy Ami and Yumi!

(Audience Laughing, Cheering)

Pete: Let me hear the voice who sound like The Powerpuffs Girls!

(Audience Laughing, Cheering)

Pete: So much for a Rock-and-Roll voice. Okay, Goofy, your turn.

Mickey: Goof, say it.

Goofy: (Clearing Throat) Your Royle Highness, allow me to introduced myself. I am Prince Ali Ababwa!

(Goofy posing a salute to Minnie)

(Audience Cheering)

Pete: And... Cut! Print it! Keep going.

Mickey and Donald: And?

Goofy: (To Minnie) I will be delighted to ask your hand in marriage.

Mickey: (Gasps) Ay, dios mios! (To Donald) It's just like I'm the Bachelor!

(Audience Laughing)

Troubador: Well, princess, don't keep the home viewers waiting in suspense.

Mickey: (To Minnie) Hang on just one second, Your Majesty.

Pete: (To the Audience, imitates Terry Crews) Old Spice will blow your mind that turned you into a man who smell like POWER!

(Audience Laughing, Clapping)

Troubadour: (Newsreporter Voice) So, Your Highness, what do you think of his fabulousness?

(Cupping their hands around their ears to hear Minnie)

Minnie: Another fraud.

All: (Gasping)

Troubadour: (Normal Voice) Oh, snap! Girl, no you dint. (Starts to leave)

Goofy: See, Mickey? If you like it, you should put a ring on it.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: (To Pete) It's okay, Pete. Party's not over.

Goofy: (To Pete) Look, I know I just met you and this is kinda crazy. So, hear my number, Call Me Maybe!

(Audience Laughing as The Beagle Boys start to leave)

Mickey: Hey, guys, don't go! C'mon, this wasn't a plan! I thought you were gonna watch the World Wrestling Entertainment! Waiting onto 99%!

(Audience Laughing)

Minnie: Drop her.

(The Beagle Boys dropped Daisy to the ground)

Baggy: (To the Audience) Listen to a little yegabond! The way she's ordering us surround. You will think she were the princess of Agrabah herself!

(Crowd Laughing)

Minnie: I AM the princess of Agrabah!

Daisy: I don't think so. (Grabs the umbrella and start to leave)

Donald: Hey, wait a minute. Where are ya goin'? We're gonna play Guitar Hero!

Goofy: (To Daisy) Yeah, get back here with my umbrella! Ella! Ella!

(Audience Laughing)

Donald: Now, they're running faster!

Mickey: We're sorry, Your Grace. We thought she was a villain.

Minnie: I'm sorry, too, Prince Ali. My daughter, Daisy and I will be played Twister. Her left hand is blue, and my left hand is red. (Starts to leave)

Crowd: Aww!

Scene 11
Mickey: Together, we'll save the princess or die triumph.

(Audience Laughing)

Donald: Die?

Goofy: Nope. Probably Jerry Springer on Wheel of Fortune.

Mickey: C'mon.

(Mickey, Donald and Goofy exit stage left)

Scene 14
Daisy: If it did, I can stuck with Mr. (Imitates Donald).

(Both laughing)

Daisy: (To the audience) In Queen's Gate: Sparil Choas, the 8 new members are Dennielle Maye, Scarlett Lovat,  Jess West, Joy, Kaz, Natalla, Faye and Samatha. Thay're from Skymouse. (To Minnnie) Hey, you need a diaper!

Minnie: Hey, Daisy, you need a diaper too?

Daisy: Uh, yeah. Why?

Minnie: Becues if I'm gonna tell Mickey about those, he'll be happy to see 'em.

Daisy: Becues I already wear the blue shorts on DyE's Fantasy.

Minnie: I already wear the pink skirt on Sabrina,  The Animated Series, too. Can you show me?

Daisy: Sure. (Pulls her blue skirt up to show Minnie her diaper) See? I'm wearing my Luvs diaper.

Minnie: Wow! I like your Luvs diaper, Daisy.

Daisy: Thanks. Can YOU show me?

Minnie: Uh-huh. (Pulls her pink skirt up to show Daisy her Pampers diaper) See? I'm wearing my Pampers diaper.

Daisy: Wow! I like your Pampers diaper,

Minnie: Thanks, Daisy. Now, rub my Pampers diaper on front.

(Daisy rubbing the front of Minnie's Pampers diaper)

Minnie: Don't forget the back! Pat on it.

(Daisy patting the back of Minnie's Pampers diaper)

Minnie: It's nice and clean, huh, Daisy? Let me try it. Watch me. (Rubbing in the front of her Pampers diaper and patting on the back of it) Gosh, that's one big diaper.

Daisy: We can show the audience how to wet and mess our diapers together. Can you wet this, Minnie?

Minnie: Sure I can. (Straining)

Daisy: Wow, Minnie. It's nice and warm. It feels squishy. Squeeze it.

(Minnie squeezes her Pampers )

Daisy: Gosh, that's one big Pampers.

Minnie: It sure is. Can you wet the Luve ?

Daisy: Yes, ma'am. (Straining)

Minnie: Wow, I love your Luvs.

Daisy: Thanks.

Minnie: How about you need to go? Turn around.

Daisy: Okay, I'll turn around.

(Daisy turns around)

Daisy: May I mess the Luvs ?

Minnie: Yes, you may. Go for it.

Daisy: (Straining) (Sighs) Phew.

Minnie: Can I turn around?

Daisy: Sure.

(Minnie turns around)

Daisy: Ready?

Minnie: Ready! (Straining)

Scene 15
(Background goes down to the Palace)

Pluto: (Barking)

Mickey: Pluto! Slow down, boy! What was all that racket?

Pluto: (Barking continues)

Mickey: Hey, where's Goofy?

(Pluto whinnies)

Mickey: And Donald, too?

(Pluto pointing)

(Sees Donald made of leaves)

Mickey: Oh, I see. Hmm. Somthin' strange is goin' on here.

(Knocking on door)

- Mickey: Halt! Who goes there?

- (Draws his sword)

Mickey: (To the knight and shining armor) You better come outta there, or I come and after ya!

(Donald enters stage right in the window)

Mickey: Donald? What's the big idea? Get down here!

(Donald hides in the window, and enters the stage)

Mickey: Why are you hidin' in such a hurry?

Donald: We gotta get Goofy and get outta here!

Mickey: Goofy? Where is he?

Donald: Goofy just sorta took off. He's not in his post.

Mickey: He's not in his post, ether.

Donald: (Grabs Mickey's legs) I know! He's got Goofy.

Mickey: Wait a minute, who's got Goofy?

Donald: On that note, we'll be going. We shall find him.

Mickey: What are you doing? Let me go! Let go of my legs!

(Donald let Mickey's legs go)

- (Cartoon Crash)

- (Welhelm Scream)

Donald: Oh, sorry about that.

(Donald gets back to the stage)

Donald: What's goin' on? It's a disaster!

Mickey: I know you're happy, but stay calm, Donald. Why don't ya start from the beginning and tell me what happened.

Donald: Pete is gotta kidnap Princess Minnie, so he can become king. He's really a bad guy. and he's on a secret lair. When your smile, Mickey, it's kinda scary.

Mickey: And your point is?

Donald: The point is he's gotta kill us!

Mickey: I see, So?

Donald: So we should run away as far as we can!

Mickey: What are ya talkin' about, buddy? I'm black with round ears. I'm a mouse. Look. First, free Goofy in the Cave of Wonders if that was wish #1, then, Pete changed us into the Musketeers from Extreme Makeover: Prince Edition if that was wish #2, and, all that's left is wish #3, which means it's Genie's freedom! Now, c'mon, hook you brother up.

(Donald gets Goofy out of the dragon's tongue)

Goofy: Thanks, Donald.

Donald: Don't mention it, Goofy.

Goofy: What's all that racket about? what are you fellers up to?

Donald: Mickey and I came to warn you. Pete is on his way! He's gotta kidnap the princess! (To Mickey) She thinks you're the big, important 'Prince Ali' guy.

Mickey: That's right. Back it up. (Doing the Hot-Dog Dance from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse)

Donald: How am I supposed to keep fooling her without you around?

Mickey: (Stops dancing) Gosh, I don't know. C'mon, we made a deal.

Donald: I know we did. Look, I'm the duck who's chicken.

Mickey: Donald, wait! Together, we can STOP Cap'n Pete.

Goofy: Yeah. Remember how we rescue the princess?

Donald: I was hiding.

Mickey: Hiding? Well, (Clicks tongue) tonight, he came back to warn us.

Goofy: Yeah. That took Corage the Cowardly Dog, Donald.

Mickey: C'mon, we'll be right beside you, 'cues we're friends.

Goofy: Friends for life. Remember?

Donald: I just can't. I'm sorry.

Mickey: But, Donald. You said You're gonna bring me with the-- Hey.

Goofy: Hey, hey, hey.

Mickey: Wha-- C'mon. You've promised to--

(Audience chatting)

Mickey: It's all right, Donald. I understand.

Goofy: Hey, Donald. If ya need me, this is Mushu had a cricket.

(Audience Laughing)

Goofy: This is why Dora the Explorer had a monkey.

(Audience Laughing)

Goofy: This is why Nibbles have Tom and Jerry.

Mickey: Hey, Goof. What are ya call these for? Netflix?

Goofy: Ya know what? We are done! I mean, dun-dun! I mean like J.Lo-and-Marc-Anthony-Done! (Runs off)

Mickey: (Gets angey, softly) Okay, Goof. Whatever. (To Donald, sobbing) You are just like all the rest! I don't know WHY I gettin' so excited about you. Ya know somthin', Donald? Ya know somthin'? I thought you're the type of guy (Sniffs) who actually keeps his promises.

Donald: Come on, Mickey.

Mickey: (Sobbing) No!

Donald: But, Mickey--

Mickey: (Sobbing) Fair me a boosh!

Donald: Mickey, let me explain.

Mickey: (Gets angry, softly as Mickey grabs Donald's neck) Quiet.

(Audience Gasping)

Mickey: You need to talk to my left hand. Why? 'Cues you ain't right.

Crowd: (Chanting) Yeah!

(Mickey let Donald go)

Mickey: Now, stop lookin' at me for playin' Candy Crush Saga.

(Audience Laughing as Donald turns his head left)

Mickey: Hold on, Donald. I was only joking, but--

Donald: Don't worry about me, Keyblade Master. I'll be fine! If you need me, you'll know what I'll be TRAPED inside my sardine can! (Starts to leave with the cartoon run sound)

Mickey: (Calling out) Hey, Donald! C'mon. Look, you gotta understand where I'm coming from! (Groans) (Gets angry, softly) Idiot.

- (Audience Laughing softly)

- Mickey: (Sighs)

(Pluto starts to leave)

Mickey: Where're ya goin'? You're not mad at me too, are you?

(Pluto makes an upset gesture)

Mickey: Oh, okay.

(Gets the Musketeer hat to Mickey)

Mickey: Thanks, boy. (Sniffs) (Gets angey, softy) Now go.

(Pluto runs off, exits stage right)

Mickey: (Gets sad, sobbing) Darn it. I don't know what I'm doin' anymore.

(Pete enters stage right with the Beagle Boys)

Pete: I'll say... (Pointing) seize him!

Baggy: You're mine, punk. Get that guy!

Bank jobs: Keep your arms up your head. You're going down. Take him out!

Bebop: You're under arrest! Don't move a mussel!

(The Beagle Boys grabbed Mickey and put him in chains on his hands)

Pete: Well, well, well. If it ain't the one Musketeer.

Mickey: Captain Pete, by the power infested in me as a Musketeer, I arrest you, mister.

Pete: Arrest me? That's a good one. I'm your Burger King now. But, how about this? By the power infested in my fist, I clobber you!

(Pete punched Mickey in the face and grabs him)

Pete: (To the Beagle Boys) Take him to Mont St. Michel, and make sure he's stays here.

Beagle Boys: Right!

(The Beagle Boys throw Mickey on a carriage to Mont St. Michel with a skeleton soldier and 2 horses and exit stage right)

Pete: (To the audience) That'll be a little bonfire in the square, and you all will invited to intend. (Evil Laughing as he exits stage left)

(Whipping)

(Hoof beats as the skeleton soldier and 2 horses exit stage right)

Scene 16
(Lights goes on)

(Background goes down to Mont St. Michel)

(The Beagle Boys in background as LCPD Agents)

Bebop: You're dead, boy! Prepare to die! Put your hands in the air right now!

(Mickey put his hands in the air)

Baggy: You are surrounded. Come and get it! Gimme that. I see you, punk! Keep running! Turn that thing off!

Bank job: You, stop! That's an order! We have you coved. He's mine!

Pete: For my first wish, I want you to rule the kingdom. Make me the Sultan!

(Mickey grants Pete's wish to become Sultan)

Mickey: POOF! (Imitates Pete) You are the Sultan!

(Audience laughing)

Mickey: (To the audience, normal voice) From The Fairy Oddparents, he's the Sultan. Just like in the Xbox 360, (Pointing at Pete) you with the controller.

(Audience Clapping)

Mickey: (To Pete) Hey, Pete, I'm pretty sure Barock Obama would say, You can play the game called 'Call of Duty'.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: (To the audience) Boy, this game is Rated M for Mature. I'm pretty sure I can play Disney Infinity. Starring Captain Sparrow, Jack Skellington, and me, Mickey Mouse. We all so impressed. Whoop-de-doo.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: (To Pete) Hey, ya know what? If my last name was Vinegar Chips, (Pointing his two big round ears) I'll be Sultan-Vineigar Chips! (Laughing)

(Audience Laughing, Clapping)

Mickey: Bleach! (To the audience, pointing at Pete) He looks like Vampire Elton John.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: Stupid wooden thing in your right foot.

(Audience Laughing)

(Pete turns his head right angrily, clearing throat)

Mickey: (Pointing at Pete's peg-leg) Oh, I like your peg-leg. Sorry. (Clearing throat) Ya look really good as the sultan. I like your feather. You look like one of the Angry Birds.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: Oh, that was a joke. I'm sorry. I'm kiddin'. You may LOOK like an Angry Bird. You're pretty good up close. (To the audience) You look much better from Jafar. (Pointing) Why? 'Cues I was In-Sultan him! (Laughing)

(Audience Clapping)

Mickey: (To Pete) Hey, Pete, guess what? if your last name was Peppershaker, you'll be Sultan-Peppershaker. (Giggles)

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: So, you're the villain kinda-person. Ya know, I'm not Disney's scariest villain anymore. I'm a true hero. From zero, to hero.

(Audience Clapping)

(Pete makes a scary face)

Mickey: Wow, that's a scary face. (To the audience, chuckles) When he look in the mirror, I've watched Mirror Mirror on the Live Well Network.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: When he goes to The Haunted Mantion, he came out with the paycheck.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: You are the ugliest master I've ever had. U-G-L-Y! You got no aliby you ugly. Nah-uh. You're ugly! WHOO! Looks like you've fell out an ugly tree and hit EVERY BRENCH ALL THE WAY DOWN!

- (Audience Laughing)

- Mickey: Ouch! (Chuckles)

(Audience Clapping)

Mickey: (To the audience) Do NOT make him angry. He's the World Wrestling Entertainment's fan.

Man: BOO!

Mickey: Thank you.

Kids: Boo!

Mickey: (To Pete) They're not booed at you. They're cheered at me. They cheering, BOO! (Chuckles) Hey, Pete. Guess who I am. (Standing a Green Lantern pose) I'm Black Lantern. (To the audience) Right?

(Audience Laughing, Clapping)

Mickey: (To Pete) Wow! I like your cape.

(Audience Laughing softly)

Mickey: Gosh, you're mad. Who's the grumpy boy? Is it you, Pete? Are you grumpy 'cues you look like Batman?

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: Ooh, nice hat. (To the audience, pointing) Look out behind you! Lincoln from the 20th Century Fox film Independents Day!

(Audience Laughing)

(To Pete, getting up) Are we through yet?

- Pete: (Loudly) NO!

- Mickey: AHH! (Falls down to the ground)

Pete: We're just getting started. But, perhaps malay being a sultan isn't enough. (Grabs Mickey's neck) Face it, Mickey. It's All for One, and you are on your own!

(Throws Mickey to the wall)

Pete: Kneel before the master.

(Mickey bowing)

Pete: Enjoy and stay here in Mont St. Michel. When the time comes, it's faster then horses.

(Turns the lights off)

(Audience Gasping)

Pete: So long, street rat. I got two cubs named Simba and Nala to pay me tickets to the Opera. A little somthin' called, I Just Can't Wat To Be King! (Evil Laughing)

(Music Plays)

Pete: (To Audience, singing) ''Prince Ali? Yes, it is he.'' But not as you know him.

Mickey: (To Pete, singing) Read my lips and come the grips with reality!

Pete: (To the Beagle Boys, singing) (To the audience, singing and pointing to Mickey) Say, 'Hello!' to you precious Prince Ali!

Crowd: (To Mickey, chanting) HELLO!

Beagle Boys: (Laughing)

Mickey: (To Pete, singing) So, Ali turns out to be malay Aladdin?

(Audience Laughing)

Pete: (To Mickey, singing) ''Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me.''

Mickey: WHOOPEE!

Pete: (To Mickey, singing) So long, Ex-prince Ali!

Pete, The Beagle Boys: (All laughing)

(Music Ends)

(Audience Clapping)

(Pete and The Beagle Boys exit stage right)

Scene 17
(Background goes down to Mont St. Michel)

Mickey: Oh, great. Just GREAT! How am I supposed to get out of here? This isn't FAIR! (Calling out) Hey! Somebody! Somebody get me outta here! SOMEBODY!

(Water starts to flood in the dungeon)

Mickey: What's that thing? What is that thing? Wait, wait, wait! Stop, stop! No, no! C'mon! (Calling out) Help, help, help! HELP!

Scene 19
Donald: Mickey?

Goofy: Mickey! Come back to us, pal!

Mickey: (Coughing)

Goofy: I think he's comin' out of it.

Mickey: (Coughing, Loudly) (Groans) Donald? Goofy? Pete told me you were goners!

Goofy: We're not goners. We ain't goin' nowhere without ya, Mick.

Donald: Hey, buddy. Ya feelin' okay?

Mickey: Oh, yes. I'm fine.

(Mickey hugging Donald)

Audience: Aww!

Mickey: Ya came back, didn't ya?

Donald: Of corse I did.

Goofy: We won't let ya down, Mick. We're your friends.

Donald: Yeah. C'mon, men. We gotta save the princess. All for one and One for All. Remember?

Mickey: Thanks, fellas. But, (Sighs) we're not even real Musketeers.

(Audience Gasping)

Goofy: Wrong! We ARE real Musketeers! Listen, mister. Don't let anyone else tellin' ya you're not.

Mickey: Yes, sir.

Goofy: Look, Donald might not be a big chicken, and you're just a little guy. But, I ain't no genius and I know one thing. When the bunch of us stick together, we can accomplished anything. And not Pete or nobody else can stop us.

Donald: I doesn't matter what you've wear.

Goofy: Only what kind of heart it is that beats inside of ya!

Mickey: Ya know what? You're right, pals. Pete said he's headin' for the Opera House, and THAT is where we find her Majesty! Musketeers, we've got a princess to rescue.

(He's a Pirate Musical Score from Pirates of The Caribbean plays in Kingdom Hearts 2)

Goofy: Let's go, Donald.

Donald: Don't worry, Goofy. I'm right behind ya.

Mickey: C'mon, you guys!

(Mickey and Donald exits stage right and Goofy exits stage left)

Scene 20
(Background goes up to The Opera House)

Pete: This is cool. I like the skirt. (Puts Daisy's blue skirt up to show him her short white bloomers) You look like Lady Gaga.

(Audience Laughing as Daisy lets her blue skirt go)

Pete: See the dress? We're on a Road to Nowhere!

(Audience Laughing)

Bebop: Pete Ratigan called. He wants his outfit back.

(Audience Clapping)

Minnie: Hey, in the 1980's, they want pants! (Giggles)

(Audience Laughing)

Minnie: I'll keep hidin' in this bag. (Disappears in the bag)

Pete: Boys, you know what to do, right?

Beagle Boys: Right, boss.

(Pete throws Minnie and Daisy n the bag and the Beagle Boys put them in the treasure chest)

Baggy: (Sees the photo of Mickey, Donald and Goofy) Oi, those nitwits!

Bankjob: The boss is gonna be happy to see 'em.

Bebop: (Pointing at Donald and Goofy) Hurry! Killer robots on the loose!

(Audience Laughing)

(Mickey appears)

Bankjob: (Gasps) It's the kid! Hide!

Baggy: Run for your life!

(The Beagle Boys exit stage right)

Scene 24
Pete: (To the audience) See this? This is my BOOM-STICK!

- (Sword Clangs)

- (Crowd Gasping)

Scene 26
Pete: Two down, and one to go. This is it, squeaky. Mono y mouse-o.

Major General and the Three Pigies: (Gasps)

Pete: Clear out of here now! (The Three Pigies exit stage right) You! Get back to work. (Major General exit stage left)