F.R.I.E.N.D.S Alternate Season Eight

F.R.I.E.N.D.S Alternate Season Eight is my alternate season eight.Phoebe really is pregnant,And Rachel trys to defend her.Phoebe relises the father is Ross.

The One Where No One Knows Who's Pregnant
Scene:Reception

Monica:Guys,I'm not pregnant

Ross:Oh no,I need to tell Mom,She had her hopes up

Phoebe looks at Rachel,Begging her to not reveal that she is pregnant

Rachel:I'm the one who is pregnant

Monica:What

Rachel:And the father,Is fun Bobby

Chandler:Is he not gay now

Phoebe:Yeah,Rachel

Rachel:Well,It was his evil twin,Evil Bobby

Opening Credits

Scene:Girls Bathroom,Joey enters,Thinking it is the boys

Joey:Hey lady,You are in the wrong room

Mona:Excuse me

Joey:Oh,Um,Ah No,You are not(Joey leaves)

Joey:Damn,Man.

Scene:Reception

Rachel:Oh my god,You are pregnant

Phoebe:Yes,Yes you are

Rachel:Me

Phoebe:Yes

Rachel:What

Phoebe relises her mistake and walks away.She bumps into Ross,Who is drunk

Ross:Hey,You.

Ross points at her

Phoebe:Hey,Weird man.Do i know you from somewhere.

Ross:Hahahahah

Scene:Rachel is in the bathroom,Waiting on Monica but Joey comes in with Mona,Kissing

Rachel:Oh my god

Joey:Sorry Rach

Joey and Mona leave,And Monica and Phoebe come in

Rachel:Phoebe,You tell Monica

Monica:I know.The father of your baby is Gunther

Rachel:What

Phoebe:I lied Monica.I'm the one that is pregnant

Cormercial

Ross is walking up to Chandler

Chandler:Look,It's the drunk man

Ross:What are you

Ross collapses,And everyone stares.

Chandler:Don't look at me

Scene

Monica:Oh my god

Phoebe:And i know who the father might be

Rachel:Who

Phoebe:Joey

Rachel:NOOOOO

Monica:I know

Phoebe:Is it him?

Rachel:Just pee on the stick.Hands Phoebe the stick

Scene.Ross is sleaping and Chandler is talking to Jack

Jack:Look at my Marvel Medical

Chandler:Okay

Jack:Anyway,I always knew that Monica would get married to an gay man.

Chandler:What

Jack:Kidding

Chandler looks at him in horror

Scene,Phoebe comes out of the bathroom

Rachel:So

Phoebe looks at them

Phoebe:I'm pregnant

The three girls hug

Phoebe:I know who the father is now

Rachel:Who

Phoebe:Dinosaur Guy

Closeing credits,The friends are danceing in the fountain

The One With The Hotdog
Scene,Central Perk

Joey:The hotdogs are gone

Chandler:What

Joey:My hotdog

Chandler:That woman grabbed it.It was the last one

Joey:I'm going to give her an peice of my mind.

Opening credits.

Rachel:Big news,Mon

Monica:I know

Rachel:Anyway,How do you think Phoebe will tell Ross

Monica:I think he is still drunk

Scene changes.Ross in the geller house.

Ross:Mum,Dad,Look

Judy:Honet,Don't touch that.In an minute,I will be left childless

Ross:What about Fat Monica

Scene changes.Chandler is in his work

Chandler:So this is(Falls asleap)

Stella:What's up with him

Noel:Wedding day

Scene changes,Chandler enters the apartment in worry

Chandler:Rach,I need your baby

Rachel:I'm not pregnant

Chandler:But you said.Stella is blackmailing me.I fell asleap and she wants an baby.

Rachel;Hey,It is Phoebe that is preg-Oh no i said too much

Break

Joey:Hey

?:I'm sorry

Joey;You stole my last hotdog,Wow your hot

?:I'm Becca.You are

Joey:Hotdog Tribbiani

Becca:That is,Sweet

Becca leaves