Fireman Sam YTP: Shoot!

Officer Steele: What have you got in this bucket? Mud? Sam: No, sir. I'm reusing dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty dishwater. Officer Steele: Splendid idea. See if my CRABGRASS get a drink too, would you? Would you? Sam: GOOD DAY SIR! (Sam carries the bucket of dirty water to water Steele's crabgrass. Dusty wants a drink and walks away from the firestation fowards, backwards, and fowards. Cuts to Dilys washing the porch while Who's That Lady (from the Swiffer commercials) plays in the background. A record scratch (stopping the music) was heard when Dilys found a strange machine-gun shaped package.) Dilys: Ooh! Norman! A parcel for you! Looks like a present from your Uncle Squidward in Bikini Bottom. Norman: Oh! (slowly) Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Dilys: Well... (silent for 9 seconds) Aren't you going to open it? Norman: (normal speed) No. (opens it anyways) (Norman slowly gasps when he sees part of a machine gun.) Dilys: What is it? Norman: Eh, eh, eh, eh, I'll show you later. Bye! (Norman unwraps his package and there was a machine gun inside the package.) Norman: Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! A machine gun! Thank you, Uncle Squidward. Squidward: Please start after the (clarinet sound effect)