What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages

What Not To Do While You're In The Middle Ages is an American animated web series The series centered on the misadventures of in the surreal version of the medieval times.

Tagline

What could possibly go wrong in the medieval times? Well...everything.

Premise

The setting takes place in the fictional kingdom of during the Middle Ages. It centers o The show's humor has a fairly campy and lighthearted take on the genre, often makes fun of itself, and rarely seems to take itself seriously

Characters

Maurice- m

Timmy-

Dove childhood friend and lady in waiting

Penelope Stormbutt-

who speaks in shakespearean

Gunter- a mute hobbit who is unable to talk due to his inability to utilize his tongue. He can only communicates with facial expressions, charades and sign language.

Prince Timmy

who suffers from OCD.

Quotes
 * Your Highness, we've found a witch! May we have permission to burn her?



Oh yeah...I forgot about that. Sorry.



But you look like one!

And this isn't my actual facial skin color! (wipes the makeup off her face) It's just makeup!

WE BURN THEM!

She had turned me into a toad!

What?! I've been worse!

No, you don't, You make her take the ice bucket challenge! Water makes witches melt. Therefore, if she melts, she is a witch.

MELT HER!

Hey, i have a better idea! Let's burn the witch instead!

There are ways of telling she's a witch.

There are?

Do they hurt? Do they bleed?

The villagers looked at each other in confusion before looking back at

So, what made you so sure that this woman is a witch?

Okay fine, we were bored and we had nothing to do. So, we decided to come with an idea to execute some random person to relieve our boredom.

So...You did all of this just because you were bored? (the villagers nodded their heads again)Well, do whatever floats your witch.

And that folks is the American justice system in a nutshell.
 * Now everyone, let's sing the annual burning the witch song!

Everyone began holding hands before singing Alicia Keys-Girl On Fire

This girl is on fire

This girl is on fire

She's walking on fire
 * But you're using coconuts! Eh...were...

So? We've ridden since the white flaky stuff covered the land! We've come from-

Where'dya get the coconuts? I need to life stuff...coconuts would be good...

We conquered them!

Conquered them? But coconuts are tropical!

Did you know that a squirrel once bit my cousin in the toe. Talk about a reality check!
 * Most of us are gay!

Say that again?

Thee must understandth, we art homosexuals.

You're kidding.

Oh come on, Seven males all living together

Would you just eat me already! I'm not a toothpick!