SpongeBob SquarePants: My Pretty Seahorse 2 (transcript)


 * (After the title card, we see flowers and the ground covered in snow. Then it melts.)
 * French Narrator: It's spring again in Bikini Bottom. It's a very beautiful time for everyone. And we know SpongeBob here loves spring.
 * (SpongeBob kicks the door open. He sniffs the air.)
 * SpongeBob: Ahh, spring! The best time of the year!
 * (Patrick's rock goes up and Patrick gets out.)
 * Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick! Isn't spring wonderful?
 * Patrick: You said it! I don't have to wear that itchy sweater!
 * (Squidward walks out of his house.)
 * Squidward: Ah, spring! The best time where I can ride my bike! (pulls his bike out) See you at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob!
 * (SpongeBob looks at his watch.)
 * SpongeBob: Oh my gosh! I'm gonna be late for work!
 * (SpongeBob runs to the Krusty Krab. Bubble transition to the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob pushes the doors open.)
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, am I late?
 * Mr. Krabs: Why of course not, lad! You're just in time. In fact, you caught up with Squidward!
 * (Camera zooms out of SpongeBob, revealing that he is next to Squidward. SpongeBob goes into the kitchen to flip some patties on the grill.)
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, don't you just love the spring air?
 * Mr. Krabs: Yes, I do! But mostly, (picks up a bunch of dollars) I love the smell of money! (laughs)
 * SpongeBob: (laughs) Good one, Mr. Krabs! (continues flipping patties)
 * (Bubble transition to SpongeBob walking out of the Krusty Krab after work whistling.)
 * SpongeBob: Ahh. Isn't spring wonderful?
 * (SpongeBob stops as he hears crying whinnies from behind a rock.)
 * SpongeBob: Who's that?
 * (SpongeBob goes behind the rock and gasps. The camera pans to Mystery sobbing.)
 * SpongeBob: Mystery? Is that you?
 * (Mystery turns her head away from SpongeBob.)
 * SpongeBob: It's okay, Mystery.
 * Mystery: (sniffle)
 * SpongeBob: Just tell me what happened. (to viewers) You know, it just so happened that I could speak seahorse. (laughs)
 * Mystery (neighs with the captions "Well... well... when you let me go from the Krusty Krab... I overheard you calling me a dumb, stupid animal!")
 * SpongeBob: Really?
 * Mystery: (neighs with the captions "Uh-huh.")
 * (Cuts to a flashback of SpongeBob walking out of the Krusty Krab with Mystery.)
 * SpongeBob: (takes Mystery's leash off) I can't keep you anymore. (cries) I know it's hard for you to understand, but Mr. Krabs is right. You belong in the wild. (Mystery leaves SpongeBob, but he doesn't notice)
 * (Cuts to Mystery walking up a nearby mountain.)
 * SpongeBob: Well, what are you waiting for? Can't you see I don't want you anymore?
 * (In the distance, Patrick walks up to SpongeBob. He has a board nailed onto his head.)
 * SpongeBob: JUST GET OUT OF HERE, YOU DUMB, STUPID ANIMAL!!!
 * (Mystery's eyes pop open. Tears fill Mystery's eyes when Patrick walks away from SpongeBob. She runs away from SpongeBob. Cuts to SpongeBob looking in the kelp. Mr. Krabs lifts up a boulder and a bunch of bugs crawl out from it.)
 * SpongeBob: (narrating) Me and Mr. Krabs were looking all over for you. (pans over to Mystery crying by a lake) But we couldn't find you. (cuts to reality) But hey listen, I really... I-I didn't...
 * Mystery: (neighs with the captions "But we did some fun stuff together! Blow bubbles, paint, make stamp books, and wear hats! Right before you insulted me!") (clutches her stomach with her tail and neighs with the captions "I think I'm gonna be sick.")
 * SpongeBob: But Mystery, I didn't mean to insult you! I didn't know you already left because I was covering my eyes because I was crying over you leaving, because... I do care about you.
 * Mystery: (stops crying) Huh?
 * SpongeBob: That's right. I do care about you, Mystery. You know, this reminded me of that time where I knew that fish, Octavius Rex, looked kinda upset after Pearl called him a "pizza topping." But now, she apologized to him, and look!
 * (SpongeBob shows Mystery Pearl and Octavius Rex taking a stroll.)
 * SpongeBob: They're back together!