SpongeBob SquarePants Deleted Scenes and Bloopers

There had been deleted scenes that never made it to Spongebob Squarepants like, Squidward saying Oh, my aching tentacles! (from Pizza Delivery), Spongebob and Sandy kissing (Valentine's Day), and Patrick rubbing sunscreen on Sandy and live-action footage of a race car crashing in a wall (Procrastination). But there were more deleted scenes that never made it. Bloopers had been added to this page too.

Season 1
Help Wanted Bubblestand Ripped Pants Plankton!
 * (Take 1)
 * SpongeBob: Look at me! I'm... nake-!(crashes through ceiling)
 * (Take 2)
 * SpongeBob: Look at me! I'm... nakeeeee-(falls down after flying only one centimeter)-eeeeeeeeed!!!
 * (SpongeBob crashes the floor and Gary hides under the bed to avoid debris from hitting him. The camera pans to a hole through the floor shaped like SpongeBob.)
 * (Take 3)
 * SpongeBob: Look at me! I'm... nakeeeeee-
 * (SpongeBob flies out the door.)
 * SpongeBob: -eeeeeeeeeed!!!!
 * (SpongeBob lands on his face in the sand.)
 * (Blooper 1)
 * SpongeBob: Then PELVIC THRUST! (falls on his back)
 * (Blooper 2)
 * SpongeBob: Stop on your right foot! DON'T FORGE-(slips on right foot and falls)
 * (Deleted Scene)
 * SpongeBob: (to lifegaurd) Come closer... I need... I need...
 * Lifeguard: What do you need?
 * SpongeBob: A tailor. (rips pants) Because I ripped my pants!
 * (Everyone realizes it was a joke and leaves. Sandy stops to SpongeBob, but instead of a brief line, she gives out a speech to him.)
 * Sandy: That wasn't funny, SpongeBob! Yes, the first three were funny, but this time, you had me worried! (cuts to close-up of SpongeBob) What were you even thinking? Trying to be an expert comedian? (cuts back to Sandy) Something tells me you were trying to be one a little bit! Face it. You're on your own. (leaves SpongeBob)
 * Scooter: (upset; to Spongebob) Dude... (walks away)
 * (Blooper)
 * Plankton: (to Mr. Krabs) When I discover your secret formula for Krabby Patties, I'll run you out of business. I WENT TO COLLE-(coughs) Excuse me-(coughs again)
 * (Deleted Scene)
 * SpongeBob: Squidward! Heeeelp! (crashes through wall)
 * Squidward: Be quiet, SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: Heeeelp!
 * Squidward: What are you doing? I'm talking to you! SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: (turns his head 180 degrees) (in Plankton's voice) Shut up, you mediocre clarinet player.
 * Squidward: Mediocre?
 * SpongeBob: (in Plankton's voice) Yes.