FamilyChoice/Promo Transcripts

Ed, Edd n Eddy: Real Ladies' Man
[various clips of Eddy flirting with Nazz] [various clips of the Kanker Sisters] [Cartoon Network jingle is heard offscreen]
 * Female Announcer: Ed, Edd n Eddy are a real ladies' men.
 * Female Announcer: But unfortunately for them, the ladies are happened to be the Kanker sisters!
 * Female Announcer: Don't miss Ed, Edd n Eddy weekdays at 2/1 central only on FamilyChoice!

Steven Universe: Not Your Ordinary Crystal Gem
[various clips of Steven Universe is shown] [various clips of Crystal Gems are shown] [Cartoon Network jingle is heard offscreen]
 * Female Announcer: Steven Universe is not your ordinary crystal gem!
 * Female Announcer: Is it only when the Crystal Gems are around!
 * Female Announcer: As well as Greg Universe!
 * Greg Universe: If every porkchop was perfect...
 * Steven Universe: We wouldn't have hot dogs!
 * Female Announcer: Don't miss Steven Universe weekdays at 11 followed by Regular Show on FamilyChoice!