Mickey, Donald and Goofy in The Three Musketeers, A Broadway Adventure

Voice Cast
Speaking Voices:

Robby Robinson (Boy) - Mickey Mouse

Martin Hill (Boy) - Donald Duck

Russ Marchand - Goofy

Andrea Libman - Minnie Mouse

Tara Strong - Daisy Duck

Carroll Bennett - Claribelle Cow

Robert Englend - Pete

Will Vought - Beagle Boy #1

Tom Kenny - Beagle Boy #2

Pat Cashman - The Beagle Boy #3

Kevin Kline - The Troubadour

Singing Voices:

Jim Gillette (Boy) - Mickey Mouse

Doug Greyson (Boy) - Donald Duck

Jackie Chan - Goofy

Kristin Archer - Minnie Mouse

Jan Taylor - Daisy Duck

Jodi Benson - Claribelle Cow

Roger L. Jackson - Pete

Jeff Sumner - Beagle Boy #1

Dave Bateman - Beagle Boy #2

Mark Antony - Beagle Boy #3

Dave Secor - The Trobadour

Soundtrack
Suite (0:00/6:20)

"All for One and One for All (Can-can)"

Mickey, Donald and Goofy Courante (0:00/5:22)

Welcome to the Carribian (0:00/2:57)

All for One (1:48)

"A Pirate King (From POTC: Swashbuckling Sea Songs)"

"Petey's King of France (In the Hall of the Mountain King)"

Sword Fight (0:00/3:20)

A Chance to Escape (1:06)

As Far Away as Possible (0:00/1:39)

Pirates of the Black Tide (0:00/3:10)

"Chains of Love (Habanera from Carmen)"

Fourth Fathoms Deep (0:00/3:40)

Come live the Life we Love (0:00/2:45)

"L'Oprah (With cat-like tread, Climbing Over Rocky Mountain, Major General and Pirate King from The Pirates of Penzance)"

"Certain Call (All for One and One for All (Reprise), and A Pirate King The Pirate Movie)"

Scene 14
(Background goes down to the Palace)

Pluto: (Barking)

Mickey: Pluto! Slow down, boy! What was all that racket about?

Pluto: (Barking continues)

Mickey: Hey, where's Goofy?

(Pluto whinnies)

Mickey: And Donald, too?

(Pluto pointing)

(Mickey sees Donald made of leaves)

Mickey: Oh, you're right. Somthin' strange is goin' on here.

(Knocking on door)

Mickey: (Draws his sword) Halt! Who goes there? (To the knight and shining armor) You better come outta there, or I'll come in and after ya!

(Donald enters stage right in the window)

Mickey: Donald? What's the big idea? Get down here!

(Donald hides in the window, and enters the stage)

Mickey: Why are you hidin' in such a hurry?

Donald: We gotta get Goofy and get outta here!

Mickey: Goofy? Where'd he go?

Donald: Goofy just sorta took off. He's not in his post.

Mickey: He's not in his post, either.

Donald: (Grabs Mickey's legs) I know! He's got Goofy.

Mickey: Wait a minute, who's got Goofy?

Donald: On that note, we'll be going. We shall find him.

Mickey: What are you doing? Let me go! Let go of my legs!

(Donald let Mickey's legs go)

(Cartoon Crash, Welhelm Scream)

Donald: Oh, sorry about that.

(Donald gets back to the stage)

Mickey: Donald, are you nuts? What's goin' on?

Donald: It's a disaster! What do we do?

Mickey: Calm down, Donald. Why don't ya start from the beginning and tell me what happened.

Donald: Pete is gotta kidnap Princess Minnie, so he can become king. He's really a bad guy. and he's on a secret lair. It's really dark and scary. So, the point is he's gotta kill us, and we should run away as far as we can!

(Pluto and Mickey looking at each other)

Mickey: Donald, I have no idea what you're talkin' about. What would Cap'n Pete say?

Donald: Captain Pete is the bad guy!

(Audience Gasping)

Mickey: (Copies Donald's line) Captain Pete is a BAD GUY?!

Donald: Yep.

Mickey: He's tryin' to kidnap the princess?

Donald: Exactly. The captain's gotta kidnap her.

Mickey: But... he's the one... who made us Musketeers.

Donald: It was all a big lie.

Mickey: A lie? Well, lie or no lie. Musketeers don't EVER run from danger! If we wear these uniforms, neither do we.

Donald: Look, I'm the duck who's chicken.

Mickey: Donald, wait! Together, we can STOP Cap'n Pete. Remember how we rescue the princess?

Donald: I was hiding.

Mickey: Hiding? Well, (Clicks tongue) tonight, he came back to warn us. That took Courage, Donald. C'mon, we'll be right beside you, 'cues we're friends.

Donald: I can't. I'm sorry. (Exits stage left)

Mickey: Donald, come back! (Groans) Idiot.

Pluto: (Whines)

Mickey: He'll be back, Pluto. I know it. This captain guy is the weirdo. Hmm... I wonder what he's up to.

(Gets the Musketeer hat to Mickey)

Mickey: (Grabs his hat) Thanks, boy. (Sniffs)

Pete: (Laughs evilly) What am I up too?

Pluto: (Growls softly)

Mickey: What is it, boy?

(Pete enters stage right)

Pete: I'm up to plenty!

Mickey: (Gasps) Pete? Pluto, go find Donald and Goofy!

Pluto: (Barking)

(Pluto exits stage right)

Pete: Well, well, well. If it ain't the one Musketeer.

Mickey: Captain Pete. By the power feasted in me as a Musketeer, I arrest you, mister.

Pete: Arrest me? That's a good one. Now, how about this? By the power infested in my fist, I clobber you! (Punched Mickey in the face)

(Pete puts him in chains on his hands and throws him on a carriage with a horse)

Pete: Giddy-up!

(Whipping)

(Hoof beats as the Pete and the horse on the carriage take Mickey to Mont St. Michel and exit stage right)

Scene 15
(Background goes up to Mont St. Michel)

(Pete enters stage right)

Pete: Hey there, hi there, ho there. You're as welcome as can be. (Evil Laugh)

(Drops Mickey to the dungeon, breaks the cage)

Pete: Oops! That's gonna leave a mark. (Chuckles)

(Grabs Mickey)

Mickey: Hey, put me down! Don't make me want to whoop ya.

Pete: (Puts Mickey on a chain to his stomach) Okay, fine. Just hold still, ya li'l runt.

Mickey: Ow!

Pete: Well, Mickey, it looks like THIS is the end of the line. (Evil Laugh)

Mickey: Ya think so, huh? My pals will right behind me. Have you seen 'em?

Pete: Sure. The duck dumped ya, remember? Who's your friend?

Mickey: Donald.

Pete: I see. So, who's your other friend?

Mickey: Well, (Clearing Throat, To the Crowd) What's his name again?

Kids: (Chanting) Goofy!

Mickey: That's right. Goofy!

Pete: The goof? (Draws his knife to kill him) He's gettin' finite from a Halo.

Mickey: No. Oh, no!

Pete: Yes, yes, yes! (Grabs Mickey's neck) Face it, Mickey. It's All for One, and you are on your own!

(Throws Mickey to the wall)

Pete: Enjoy and stay in Mont St. Michel. When the time comes, it's faster then horses. (Turns the lights off)

(Audience Gasping)

Pete: So long, runt. I got to pay me tickets to the Opera. A little somthin' called, I Just Can't Wat To Be King! (Laughs evilly)

Scene 16
(Background goes down to Mont St. Michel)

Mickey: Oh, great. Just GREAT! How am I supposed to get out of here? This isn't FAIR! (Calling out) Hey! Somebody! Somebody get me outta here! SOMEBODY!

(Water starts to flood in the dungeon)

Mickey: What's that thing? What is that thing? Wait, wait, wait! Stop, stop! No, no! C'mon! (Calling out) Help, help, help! HELP!

Scene 19
Donald: Mickey?

Goofy: Mickey! Come back to us, pal!

Mickey: (Coughing)

Goofy: I think he's comin' out of it.

Mickey: (Coughing, Loudly) (Groans) Donald? Goofy?

Goofy: (Mimicks rooster crows) Wake up! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Dingle-lille-ling!

(Alarm Clocks dings)

Mickey: (Shrieks) AHH!

(Dinging stops)

Mickey: Oh, my God. I feel just like Mick Loven from Superbad.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: Hey, boys. I hate to say it, but Pete told me you were goners!

Goofy: We're not goners. We ain't goin' nowhere without ya, Mick.

Donald: Hey, buddy. Ya feelin' okay?

Mickey: Oh, yes. I'm fine.

(Mickey hugging Donald)

Audience: Aww!

Mickey: Ya came back, didn't ya?

Donald: Of corse I did.

Goofy: We won't let ya down, Mick. We're your friends.

Donald: Yeah. C'mon, men. We gotta save the princess. All for one and One for All. Remember?

Mickey: Thanks, fellas. But, (Sighs) we're not even real Musketeers.

(Audience Gasping)

Goofy: Wrong! We ARE real Musketeers! Listen. Don't let anyone else tellin' ya you're not. Understand?

Mickey: Yes, I understand.

Goofy: Look, Donald might not be a big chicken, and you're just a little guy. But, I ain't no genius and I know one thing. When the bunch of us stick together, we can accomplished anything. And not Pete or nobody else can stop us.

Donald: I doesn't matter what you've wear.

Goofy: Only what kind of heart it is that beats inside of ya!

Mickey: Ya know what? You're right, pals. Pete said I'm headin' for the Opera House, and THAT is where we find her Majesty! Musketeers, we've got a princess to rescue.

(He's a Pirate Musical Score from Pirates of The Caribbean plays in Kingdom Hearts 2)

Goofy: Let's go, Donald.

Donald: Don't worry, Goof. I'm right behind ya.

Mickey: C'mon, you guys!

(Mickey and Donald exits stage right and Goofy exits stage left)

Scene 20
(Background goes up to The Opera House)

Pete: This is cool. I like the skirt. (Puts Daisy's blue skirt up to show him her short white bloomers) You look like Lady Gaga.

(Audience Laughing as Daisy lets her blue skirt go)

Pete: See the dress?

(Audience Clapping softly)

Bebop: Pete Ratigan called. He wants his outfit back.

(Audience Laughing, Clapping)

Minnie: I'll keep hidin' in this bag. (Disappears in the bag)

Pete: Boys, you know what to do, right?

Beagle Boys: Right, boss.

(Pete throws Minnie and Daisy n the bag and the Beagle Boys put them in the treasure chest)

Baggy: (Sees the photo of Mickey, Donald and Goofy) Oi, those nitwits!

Bankjob: The boss is gonna be happy to see 'em.

Bebop: (Pointing at Donald and Goofy) Hurry! Killer robots on the loose!

(Audience Laughing)

(Mickey appears)

Bankjob: (Gasps) It's the kid! Hide!

Baggy: Run for your life!

(The Beagle Boys exit stage right)

Scene 24
Pete: (To the audience) See this? This is my BOOM-STICK!

- (Sword Clangs)

- (Crowd Gasping)

Scene 19
(Mickey pulls his brown pants down)

Mickey: (With his Huggies diaper) I almost got it!

(Mickey straining, Peeing)

Mickey: Phew. (Sighs)

Minnie: I like your Huggies.

Mickey: Thank you. (Patting his Huggies diaper)

(Pulls Mickey's red pants up)

(Pete appears)

Minnie: Oh no. Look out!

Mickey: Huh? Where is he?

Minnie: Right behind you!

Mickey: (Gasping)

Pete: This is it, squeaky, mono y mouse-o.

(Major General and the Three Pigies Gasped)

Pete: Clear out of here, now!

(The Three Pigies exit stage right)

Pete: You! Get back to work.

(Major General exit stage left)

Pete: Now, you must face me.

Goofy: Yeah, it's three agenst one now! It's time to duel.

Scene 20
Goofy: (Gasping) I can't believe we're family. Just like Bobby, Oscar, Zoey, Penny, Zoey, Trudy, Oscar, Bebe and Cece from The Proud Family.

(Audience Laughing)

Goofy: We have to get ready for the wedding! (Imitates Dr. Who) We're gonna need something old, something new, something barrowed and me, Dr. Who. Bowties are cool now.

(Audience Laughing)

Mickey: Goofy, my man, Ya can be a brother just like me.

Goofy: Do I have one more wish?

Mickey: Sure do, Goofy. One final wish coming up.

(Cracks his fingers)

Mickey: What will it be?

Goofy: I wish for your freedom, Mick.

Mickey: Sure thing, Goof. I've-- Huh? What?

Goofy: Your freedom.

(Goofy snaps his fingers)

(Mickey goes to his closet, takes off his Musketeer outfit off and wears his white gloves, red pants with white buttons and yellow shoes)

(Mickey gets out of the closet)

Goofy: A deal's a deal, Mick. And now, you can go anywhere you want. You're my own master. You can look on yourself.

(Mickey looks at the mirror and shows his white gloves, red pants with round buttons and yellow shoes)

Mickey: (Gasps)

Goofy: I like your clothes, Mickey.

Mickey: Thank you, Goof.

Goofy: You're welcome.

Mickey: (Hugging Goofy) I love you, Goofy.

Goofy: Aw, I love you too. And I love all of you!

Audience: Aww!

Goofy: Thank you, everyone. I'm outta here. I'm off to see the world! I'm gonna go travel in the universe! I'm goin' to--

Mickey: Uh, Goof. Pardon me.

Goofy: Yes, sir?

Mickey: Donald and I gonna miss ya.

Goofy: Me too, fellers. No matter what everyone says, You should be a prince to me.

(Minnie and Daisy enter stage right and gives the sword to her)

Minnie: Please kneel.

(Mickey, Donald and Goofy bowing)

Minnie: In gradation for being so brave and saving us all, I'm here fishily dub thee Royal Musketeers. Thank you all.

Troubadour: This calls for one more song!

(I Love You from Barney Plays, Barney in Concert version)

Goofy: (Singing) ''I Love You. You Love Me.'' We're as happy as can be. With a great, big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say "You love me, too?"

(Barney's Birthday version)

Minnie: (Singing) ''I Love You. You Love Me.''

Mickey/Donald: (Singing) We are happy family.

Daisy: (Singing) With a great, big hug and a kiss for me to you.

Claribelle/Troubadour: (Singing) Won't you say "You love me, too?"

(Barney's Musical Castle version)

Troubadour/Claribelle: (Singing) ''I Love You. You love me.''

Mickey/Donald: (Singing) We're best friends like "Friends should be"!

Minnie/Daisy: (Singing) With a great, big hug a a kiss for me to you.

Goofy/Musketeers: (Singing) Won't you say "You love me, too?"

(Music Ends)

(Audience Clapping)

Goofy: So, Mickey, what are we going to do? Disneyland?

Mickey: Yep. But I think the audeince is gonna stay for a while.

Daisy: Minnie, and I are going to Disneyland too.

Minnie: Yeah. (Rubbing her tummy) I really kinda hungry at Disneyland. (Giggles, patting her tummy) What about you, Pluto?

Pluto: (Barking)

Mickey: You're right, Pluto. (Rubbing his tummy) I'm hungry too. (Patting his tummy) (To the Audience) So, what are we gonna do?

Men's Choir/Women's Choir: (Chanting) Disneyland!

Mickey: Disneyland. Right! What do we say, everybody? All for one...

Mickey/Donald/Goofy/Minnie/Daisy/Musketeers: AND ONE FOR ALL!

(Goofy starts to leave)

Mickey: Hey, Goof. What are ya gonna do now? Back to the Future?

(Audience Laughing softly)

Goofy: Nope. Back to the PAST.

Mickey: Oh.

Goofy: See ya later! (To Pluto) Hey, Pluto. Will ya let me a hand?

(Goofy holds Pluto's paw)

Goofy: We're going to Disneyland!

(Goofy and Pluto exit stage left)

Goofy: YAH-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOEY!

(Audeince waving good-bye)

Mickey: See ya real soon!

Donald: See ya!

Minnie: Good luck, Goofy!

Daisy: Bye, Goof!

Claribelle: Bye-bye!

Scene 29
Donald: (To Mickey) Your goof isn't the only one facing the brand new future.