Zachary & Ainsley 5: Spice vs. Blood

(2013)

Rated: PG-13

Genre: Animation, Horror, Comedy

Release Date: 25 January 2013

Synopsis
Zachary and Ainsley Bortz land up in Spice to take five blood tests.

Director and Writer
Tommy Wirkola

Producers: David Ellison and Kevin Messick

Stars
Patton Oswalt, Catherine Taber, Debby Ryan (see full cast below)

​Character Gallery
Zachary Bortz (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1486937078235544&set=a.1486937094902209.1073741828.100007577985554&type=3&theater)

Ainsley Bortz (http://hmsdelaney.weebly.com/ainsley-perry-cards--a-care-package)

Meredith Bortz (https://www.instagram.com/p/-9mOjKkSRMqq4XW58McXNlPIcKMC1lv_BeTNI0/?taken-by=msheehann)

Alexa Bortz (https://www.instagram.com/p/BItbxqdj09tc-DoRu0uvIGDbCK1jirOf904kP80/?taken-by=lexblankenbiller)

Abby Indian (https://www.instagram.com/p/BH8JxQih69Q4zy0yck6st0ZAoBvJFUS6boq5jM0/?taken-by=wilsonabby_)

Olivia Indian (https://www.instagram.com/p/BIae_tDDAjPab22s0fTh81AfCLll1x9UQvY5aw0/?taken-by=livv_wilsonn)

Kaia Bortz (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1141852275206&set=a.1141851595189.22048.1494424655&type=3&theater)

Lydia Bortz (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10206616801529606&set=a.1860109473350.104686.1559312097&type=3&theater) (NOTE: She's on the right of the picture.)

Rachel Bortz (http://hmsdelaney.weebly.com/rachel-anderson-galapagos-islands-wildlife--social-media)

Allie Indian (https://www.instagram.com/p/BNLHMnkg1Izvai81iwMUdFOBY63Ov8NDtJLQ1w0/?taken-by=allieg567)

Sophia Bortz (https://www.instagram.com/p/BNu7gAEgiHmJhJoxpRZxkcVVm3CmC8jy79hLY40/?taken-by=sophiaaboyle) (NOTE: She's on the right of the picture.)

Abworker Bortz (https://www.instagram.com/p/BL6fszXAEZ3vQVFQ77nlJQaXH8FgbEBGhnigLM0/?taken-by=abby_han33)

Alexandra Bortz (https://www.instagram.com/p/BDUHftJighVldtEWUB5tDqgoJo51F7aNarH6740/?taken-by=aking_21)

Carina Bortz (https://www.instagram.com/p/BHXYVZch3EyOcmLnY5aUKKnzviJ0Mz3FaAuYzY0/?taken-by=carina.anna)

Alex Bortz (https://www.instagram.com/p/BNM9WiRgwLg6yOZ3Y4kUTG8Jx-CZrxMqOllwG80/?taken-by=alex_held20) (NOTE: She's on the right of the picture.)

Leah Bortz (http://vsco.co/lkoppenhaver/media/57f1befa313c314009546872)

Sarah Bortz (https://www.instagram.com/p/BLEGeBlgbH3-XQDQppsGCvNwMNhYyO4MjE_AKI0/?taken-by=sarahoshea__) (NOTE: She's on the right of the picture.)

Maddie Bortz (https://www.instagram.com/p/BK6QmR9jysPrX472jat2ovYs8IjnKVZ5ItZPy00/?taken-by=maddie.zimmer)

Greedo (https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=red+cat&view=detailv2&&id=FDB244E6600ED456042DF00A4C9739DA3B90CBFB&selectedIndex=0&ccid=yfI%2bISUp&simid=608002538145450157&thid=OIP.Mc9f23e212529f13f19bad5602d84b78bH0&ajaxhist=0)

Cast
Cast overview, first billed only:


 * Patton Oswalt-...-Zachary Bortz
 * Catherine Taber-...-Ainsley Bortz
 * Debby Ryan-...-Meredith Bortz
 * Raini Rodriguez-...-Alexa Bortz
 * Francesca Capaldi-...-Abby and Olivia Indian
 * Ellen DeGeneres-...-Kaia Bortz
 * Katy Perry-...-Lydia Bortz
 * Meryl Streep-...-Rachel Bortz
 * Gemma Arterton-...-Allie Indian
 * Portia Doubleday-...-Sophia Bortz
 * Julianne Moore-...-Abworker Bortz
 * Judy Greer-...-Alexandra Bortz
 * Gabriella Wilde-...-Carina Bortz
 * Chloe Grace Moretz-...-Alex Bortz
 * Reese Witherspoon-...-Leah Bortz
 * Rosemarie Dewitt-...-Sarah Bortz
 * Saxon Sharbino-...-Maddie Bortz
 * Maurice LaMarche-...-Greedo

​Storyline
Zachary and the girls run a trail and decide to spend 96 hours at home to cool off.

​Written by Tommy Wirkola​

​Genres: Animation | Horror | Comedy | Drama | Adventure | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA): Rated PG-13 for slight horror violence, slight use of language, flashing images and some sexual material

Details
Country: USA

Language: English

Release Date: 25 January 2013 (USA)

​Company Credits
Production Companies Distributors
 * Paramount Pictures (presents)
 * Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM) (presents)
 * Columbia Pictures (presents)
 * Sony Pictures Animation (presents)
 * Skydance Productions (presents)
 * Paramount Home Media Distribution (2013) (USA) (DVD)
 * Paramount Home Media Distribution (2013) (USA) (Blu-ray)

​Trivia

 * This is the first film in the Zachary & Ainsley film series where Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer owns distribution rights, the only film in the series to be released on DVD and Blu-Ray by Paramount Home Media Distribution and the last film in the series to be produced by Sony Pictures Animation.
 * The film is similar to South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) in 2 ways:
 * 1) Both films are distributed by Paramount Pictures and another major studio. Columbia Pictures co-distributes this film with Paramount Pictures and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (which is a mini-major studio) and Warner Bros. Pictures co-distributes South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) with Paramount Pictures.
 * 2) The scene where Rachel and Allie light themselves on fire while setting off fireworks with their butts using a dynamite stick on them and die when their hearts get replaced with blood bags is similar to where Kenny McCormick lights himself on fire to prove Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh and Eric Cartman that he can light his fart on fire and dies when his heart gets replaced with a baked potato in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999).
 * The film is similar to Finding Nemo (2003) in 7 ways:
 * 1) Both films are computer animated.
 * 2) Ellen DeGeneres stars in both films. She voices Dory in Finding Nemo (2003) and she voices Kaia Bortz in this film.
 * 3) The scene where Zachary, Ainsley, Rachel and Allie get stung by red jellyfish is similar to where Marlin and Dory get stung by normal jellyfish in Finding Nemo (2003).
 * 4) The scene where Zachary, Ainsley, Alexandra and Carina run from a red bloody boulder is similar to where Marlin and Dory swim from a stone boat in Finding Nemo (2003).
 * 5) The scene where Zachary, Ainsley, Alex and Leah get attacked by fireballs and the screen turning red for a few seconds is similar to where Marlin and Dory get attacked by a anglerfish and the screen turning white for a few seconds in Finding Nemo (2003).
 * 6) The scene where Zachary, Ainsley, Sophia and Abworker fail to save Abby and Olivia from being eaten by a turkey is similar to where Marlin fails to save Coral and 399 eggs from being eaten by a barracuda in Finding Nemo (2003).
 * 7) The scene where Zachary, Ainsley, Sarah and Maddie getting hurt by explosives and setting off a minefield with a torpedo is similar to where Bruce goes on an uncontrollable feeding frenzy by chasing Marlin and Dory and setting off water mines with the same thing in Finding Nemo (2003).
 * This film is similar to Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008) in 3 ways:
 * 1) Maurice LaMarche stars in both films. He voices Kif, Calculon, Hedonismbot and additional characters in Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008) and he voices Greedo in this film.
 * 2) The scene where Maddie touches the red explosive entrance gate to Spice with her shorts is similar to where Bender touches another universe with his ass in Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008).
 * 3) Both films have characters that say "Bite my shiny metal ass!": Bender in Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008) and Ainsley, Abby, Lydia and Maddie in this film.
 * The film is similar to Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) in 10 ways:
 * 1) They are both horror films.
 * 2) Both films were released to theaters on January 25, 2013 by Paramount Pictures and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.
 * 3) Gemma Arterton stars in both films. She plays Gretel in Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) and she voices Allie Indian in this film.
 * 4) Both of the main characters are male and female.
 * 5) They are the first films to have the 2013 Paramount Pictures logo.
 * 6) They both have the same closing logos for Paramount Pictures and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.
 * 7) Both films are by companies owned by Paramount Pictures. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) is by MTV Films and this film is by Skydance Productions.
 * 8) Paramount Pictures comes first and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer comes second for both films.
 * 9) Both films are directed and written by Tommy Wirkola.
 * 10) Both films are produced by Kevin Messick.
 * The film is different from Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) because for Paramount Pictures and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (which is dark orange), Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) plays its opening theme while this film plays the normal themes for those companies.

​Chapter 1
​[Zachary Bortz and the girls finish running their seventeenth lap]

Zachary Bortz​: Man, we ran 9 miles which means 17 laps is enough for a day, don't you agree, Ainsley?

​Ainsley Bortz: Yeah. We're all sweaty now.

​Leah Bortz: Our bodies are all red and sweaty.

Alex Bortz: I tend to agree. How about 96 hours of relaxation to cool off?

​Zachary Bortz: Yeah, I agree. Our bodies look spicy when we're all red and sweaty.

​[everyone laughs]

​Meredith Bortz: ​LOL.

​Alexa Bortz: ​Good one, Zach.

​Ainsley Bortz: ​I agree with your wife and girlfriend.

Zachary Bortz: [puts his hand on Ainsley's shoulder] ​Let's go home. Our blood is pumping up.

​Chapter 29
​[Maddie Bortz walks up to the entrance gate to Spice and bows]

Maddie Bortz: ​I wanna congratulate my uncle Zach and my grandmother Ainsley for scoring 80% on their full blood test. They passed 4 out of 5 tests. The only test they failed was the Turkey Test. Luckily, Sophia and Abworker were there to help them. ​[bows] [yells] ​Hey, spicy universe, bite my shiny metal a--​[she thrusts her shorts onto the gate and screams as she is launched into the air by the explosion of the gate]

​[Zachary, Ainsley, Alex and Leah scream as they are launched far into the woods where Maddie screams as she lands into the forest on her head]