Tom and Jerry (Live Action Film)/Transcript

Opening Credits

 * Tom Cat: ♪Hop on the Detective Agency Tour Bus.♪
 * Jerry Mouse: ♪Go where the water giggles grow.♪
 * Spike: ♪For snaggles are blooming and belly laugh blooming.♪
 * Barney Bear: ♪And have lots of fun as you go even.♪
 * All: ♪Honk, honk, honk here comes the bus chunk, chunk come hope please it won't forget it rhymes at last singing in another first song please♪
 * Junior: ♪It's the Detective Agency Tour Bus don't pass the Canyon bye♪
 * George: ♪When you have hello I heard so the echo comes back good-bye!♪
 * All: ♪Honk, honk, honk here comes the bus chunk, chunk come hope please it won't forget it rhymes at last singing in another first song please♪
 * Droopy: ♪Hop on the Detective Agency Tour Bus go where the wild giggles grow.♪
 * Dripple: ♪For stickers are blooming and belly laugh blooming and have lots of fun as you go!♪
 * All: ♪Hop the Detective Agency Tour Bus so hop on the Detective Agency Tour Bus and have a good time, have a good time as you go!♪

Act I
[Mammy and Spike got in the car and drive away and Spike sticks his tounge at Tom and Jerry. Tom took Jerry to the City to find a new home but then they sleep in the streets. But then a Teenage girl walking home with her older twin brother.] [Tom and Jerry start to follow Hayley and Tyler Dalton. Hayley's phone start to ring.] [Hayley give her phone to Tyler] [Hayley's another phone start to Ring.] [At Charlie and Christine's Home] [Flashback when Tyler, Hayley, Charlie and Christine first met.] Flashback end.
 * Mammy Two Shoes: Tom!! Look what you did to the entire house! I've got the house clean any you were trying to catch the mouse! That's it! Tom, Jerry, get out of the house. I'm Moving Out! Come On Spike!
 * Spike: Right, Mammy!
 * Hayley: I know it's going to be the best summer ever Girls. Mom and Dad will let me throw the end of the school year wild party.
 * Tyler:  R U Kidding? Hayley! Charlie, Gary and Mike are planning to pee in the forest!
 * Hayley: Ew! Disgusting!
 * Tyler: I know, weird.
 * Hayley: Tyler, We're going to throw that Party and will be awesome.
 * Tyler: Like Jane has a Stomach Ache since Preschool?
 * Hayley: That's the one! Look You're Cool and I'm Nice.
 * Tyler: Look tomorrow's the last day and then, We'll adopt something.
 * Hayley: Like a Pet?
 * Tyler: Yes!
 * Hayley: Hello?
 * Hayley: Hey, Charlie.
 * Hayley: Do you wanted to speak my brother?
 * Hayley: OK, fine.
 * Hayley: Tyler.
 * Tyler: What?
 * Hayley: Your number one best friend wanted to talk to you in my phone again.
 * Tyler: Sup Charlie?
 * Hayley: Hey Christine. Look Just Because we're have a crush on an hunky boy doesn't mean We're enemies. We're Best Friends. Remember we pull a Prank on Jane and see her running to the toilet?
 * Christine: I know, we were there
 * Christine​: Where is your another phone? Black phone.
 * Hayley: My twin brother is talking with your twin brother in my black phone, again.
 * Tyler: That Prank was Epic! I Know it was 13 years ago! That's way we met Gary, Mike, Jeannie and Jane!
 * Christine: they Have Tylering and Charlieing.
 * Hayley: Taking shortcuts and No doing work.
 * Charlie: Dude! I Know Jane and Gary were our enemies and now our best friends! Remember?!
 * Young Tyler: Hey dudes, I'm Tyler and this is my twin Sister Hayley.
 * Young Charlie: Sup Bra, I'm Charlie and this is my Twin Sister Christine. Newbies right?
 * Young Hayley: Yeah. That Girl Jane has a weird problem with animals.
 * Young Christine: Oh, it's her stomach ache. She really ran to the bathroom but not school toilets.
 * Young Tyler: Never?
 * Young Christine: The Principal told her that she dont have to. The Principal is her Daddy.
 * Young Hayley: Well Christine, you have became my best friend Forever!
 * Young Tyler: You're now my new best friend charlie.

[At Detective Agency, Nibbles, Quacker, Muscles Mouse, Topo, Tiny Bulldog, Puggsy, Frankie DaFlea, Droopy, Drippy, Dripple, Peep, Barney Bear, Screwy Squirrel, Napoleon, George and Junior at their office] [Nibbles, Quacker, Muscles Mouse, Topo, Tiny Bulldog, Puggsy, Frankie DaFlea, Droopy, Drippy, Dripple, Peep, Barney Bear, Benny Burro, Screwy Squirrel, Napoleon, George and Junior are head it to the Detective Agency Tour Bus and George drives the Detective Agency Holiday Tour Bus to find Tom and Jerry]
 * Nibbles: Guys, we gonna set up on an journey to find Tom and Jerry.
 * Tiny Bulldog: How are we gonna do that?
 * Screwy Squirrel: We gonna drive the Detective Agency Tour Bus.
 * Barney Bear: We should go there.
 * Drippy: How are we gonna do that?
 * Frankie DaFlea: We can't use the GPS to find Tom and Jerry.
 * Peep: Alright!
 * Dripple: Great idea!
 * Droopy: We gonna find Tom and Jerry. Where are they?
 * Puggsy: There are going to a different city! Their with two teenagers, Hayley and Tyler.
 * Quacker: Let's go!

Act II
In School. Four friends, Tyler, Hayley, Charlie and Christine were looking at the clock.
 * Mrs Cross: Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one. Marcus Aurelius.

The Bell finally Ring on the Last Day of School.

[Hayley and Christine see Jerry and Tyler pick him up.] [In the town, Tyler and Hayley see Tom in the alleyway,] [At home, Tyler is seen watching television. In the kitchen, Hayley gives both Tom and Jerry some food.] [Charlie and Christine walked into the living room] [Christine hugging Tom] [Everybody stop talking and look at Jerry] [Tom Cat smile at Jerry Mouse] [Tyler pick up Jerry Mouse and open the bin] [Tyler throw Jerry Mouse to the bin and close the bin] [Tyler put box on top of the bin] [Hayley saw Alan Taylor in the window who he is looking] [Phil talking in the phone and walking in the kitchen [Phil saw Alan outside and drop the phone] [Phil, Tyler, Hayley, Charlie, Christine and Tom Cat in shocked face] [Phil open the door to Alan] [Phil closes the door and saw the phone that he dropped] Phil hung up the phone and walk outside of the door. Phil closes the door and walked to the City. [Alan, Tin, Pan, Alley, Butch Dog, Meathead, Lenny and Mighty McWolf spying on the kids with his camera] [Tyler and Charlie run onto the couch to watch T.V. and Tom joined.] [Jerry kicking inside of the bin] [Mike and Gary Barged inside with the food while Hayley's getting Jerry out of the Bin] [Hayley take Jerry to the sink and clean him] [At night, the kids were sleeping after the three parter is over, Phil, Laura and Carrie Throw Garbage all over the houses and into the streets] [Alan show Tin, Pan, Alley, Butch Dog, Meathead, Lenny and Mighty McWolf his made eyeplug) [In the Morning where Hayley woke up] [Jeannie and Jane walked inside of the kitchen] [Jane hide behind Jeannie dued to her fear of animals] [Jane got another stomach ache and run to toilet] [Tyler give Hayley a Hi-Five] [Jane came out of the toilet] [Hayley grab Jane's Hand and walked outside] [Gary walked outside of the door while Christine skipping like a little girl] [Phil and Laura were waking up after working late] [Phil and Laura went back to sleep]
 * Charlie: Tyler, we did it bud! No school for 3 months and this means hanging out!
 * Tyler: I know, this is flippin' awesome!
 * Hayley: Come on! Mom and Dad maybe overprotective! We had no friends since we were kids!
 * Christine: We're your friends since me and Charlie moved in next door. Just look at him! He's a Rebellion!
 * Charlie: Oi!
 * Christine: And look at your brother! He's kinda... uh...
 * Tyler: Fabulous?
 * Mike: Hey dudes, I've heard there's no school!
 * Gary: Well no school we're doing a new idea!
 * Jane: Move! Quick just for me!!
 * Jeannie: Jane!
 * Tyler: What's with her?
 * Jeannie: Her bladder. Remember?
 * Tyler, Hayley, Charlie, Christine, Mike and Gary: Oh!
 * Jeannie: I'll go help her!
 * Mike: Let's go
 * Gary: Wait up.
 * Hayley: What are you doing in here, little guy?
 * Tyler: If he's here, that means the cat's in the middle of the city! I'll put him in the jacket and we'll find the cat!
 * Hayley: Good idea!
 * Tyler: Hey dude, come here.
 * Hayley: Wow, a cat! Now, we'll have twice the pets!
 * Tom Cat: You bet.
 * Jerry Mouse: Yeah
 * Tyler and Hayley: Holy crap, they talk!
 * Hayley: But...How?!
 * Jerry Mouse: Well, our friends can to.
 * Tyler: Who are your friends' names?
 * Jerry Mouse: Spike, Nibbles, Quacker, Muscles Mouse, Topo, Tiny Bulldog, Puggsy, Frankie DaFlea, Droopy, Drippy, Dripple, Peep, Barney Bear, Screwy Squirrel, Napoleon, George and Junior.
 * Tyler: Alright, I get the point.
 * Hayley: Don't tell me that you heard about Jane's bathroom business, right?
 * Tom Cat: Yeah. So, how did you know?
 * Tyler: Lucky guess.
 * Hayley: Come on Tyler, let's take these guys home.
 * Tyler: Good idea.
 * Hayley: There you go, you two. I'm Hayley and by the way, that boy you followed is my older twin brother, Tyler.
 * Tom Cat: Yes.
 * Jerry Mouse: I thought Tyler is her boyfriend
 * Tyler: What? No! we're twins! so are Charlie and Christine.
 * Jerry Mouse: Oh!, I thought they are boyfriend and girlfriend too
 * Tom Cat: They are not, Jerry.
 * Christine: Hey guys, sorry i... oh my god! look at you cute things i ever saw!
 * Tom Cat: Hey! Let me go!
 * Charlie: Hey Tyler! You, Me, Mike and Gary with a Whole afternoon watching the Yu-Gi-Oh!: Team-X! Epliouge!
 * Christine: Hey, look, a cute mouse
 * Jerry Mouse: I thought Hayley and Tyler are girlfriend and boyfriend
 * Jerry Mouse: And I thought you are Charlie's girlfriend
 * Tom Cat: Oh, brother
 * Tom Cat: I think Jerry did not know Hayley and Tyler and Charlie and Christina are twins
 * Hayley: Her name is Christine not Christina
 * Jerry Mouse: Or Christina Aguilera
 * Tom Cat: Thanks, meatball
 * Charlie: Meatball?
 * Tom Cat: Sometime, I call him Meatball because he is a brown lovely mouse
 * Jerry Mouse: Oh, brother
 * Charlie: Anyway... Tyler, are you exciting to see Cillian Darcy in Action in Yu-Gi-Oh!: Team-X?
 * Tyler: Yeah! Oh man! Friendship is Magic and Yu-Gi-Oh! series crossovered in Live Action and Animated Series!
 * Tom Cat: What's Yu-Gi-Oh! Team X?
 * Christine: It's a best yu gi oh live action series! Our favorite is Twilight Sparkle! from Friendship is Magic!
 * Jerry Mouse: Twilight Sparkle come from My Little Pony not Yu-Gi-Oh
 * Hayley: it's a crossover series, all 200 episodes and two specials
 * Jerry Mouse: That crossover is boring.
 * Jerry Mouse: Hey
 * Tyler: You are boring
 * Jerry Mouse:  Hey!
 * Tyler: What about the bin, is the bin, boring?
 * Jerry Mouse: Come on! Let me out. This smell funny
 * Charlie: What about learn your lesson, never say Yu-Gi-Oh!: Team-X is boring
 * Jerry Mouse: Ohhhh!!! I hate the bin
 * Tyler: Yu-Gi-Oh!: Team-X is the Best Series in the world!
 * Charlie: Yeah!
 * Tom Cat: Man, how many story arcs?
 * Tyler: 9! the Nineth is the epliouge. Man! it's going to be awesome! The 3-Parter Finale! Cillian Darcy Versus Twilight Sparkle!
 * Hayley: Hey!, You!, the blonde guy
 * Alan:  Me?
 * Hayley: Yes, you
 * Tom Cat: Who is he?
 * Tyler: No idea
 * Jerry Mouse: Can I get out of the bin? Hello?
 * Alan: Is your parents here, right now?
 * Phil: Laura, listen, Hayley and Tyler is at home with me and Charlie and Christine with them.
 * Phil: And a weired blonde guy outside....
 * Laura (voice): Hello? Hello? Phil? Where are you?
 * Laura (voice): Hello?
 * Alan: Hello, can you let me in? I wanted to see your house.
 * Laura (voice): Phil, are you OK? Phil? Let me talk to Hayley
 * Laura (voice): Hayley, Sweetie, don't let him in the house. He's dangerous for you kids.
 * Alan: Hello! I am Alan Taylor the future number one millionaire in the world and im here to make an offer.
 * Tyler: Hey, Dad. Who is this?
 * Alan: It's Alan Taylor the future number one millionaire in the world. I'm Offering you 100 Million Dollars to sale this house.
 * Hayley: What?!
 * Phil: Look Mr. Taylor, i know you're making good offerss but the anwser is No.
 * Alan: I understand. sorry about ruining your privacy.
 * Phil: It's okay Laura, He's gone.
 * Laura (voice): Oh thank you. Are the Kids okay?
 * Phil: they're safe.
 * Laura (voice): We need to throw a party for Tyler and Hayley for their birthday.
 * Phil: Let's throw them a sweet 16 party. we need to keep it a secret.
 * Laura (voice) Good idea.
 * Phil: Kids, i'm going to meet up with your mom!
 * Tyler and Hayley:  Okay Dad!
 * Tom Cat: Okay Who're Mike, Gary, Jeannie and Jane?
 * Tyler: Well Gary is a epic dude who done scams! He's our best pal!
 * Charlie: So's Mike, he done good things for me and Tyler.
 * Hayley:  Jeannie is a good friend of mine and Christine. She's a three years older than us.
 * Christine: and Finally Jane is our good best friend but... she has a fear of animals.
 * Tom Cat: Why What Happened?
 * Christine: If She touch the animals, she actually go to the toilet for poopy. Ew. She has Using-Toilets-in-School Problems
 * Tyler: I know. But us along with Mike and Gary, we pull a laxative prank on Jane and made her running to the girls toilet.
 * Hayley: It was Awesome run.
 * Charlie: Tyler! Team-X Series Finale Arc is starting!
 * Tyler: Alright!
 * Alan: The kids are alright but the father of Hayley Dalton and Tyler Dalton are the worst man person, I ever meet.
 * Tin: Yes. He is, Alan.
 * Pan: We will have our revenge.
 * Alley: What are you going to do about?
 * Alan: Phil Dalton don't wanted my money, I forced him to get my money to himself.
 * Tyler, Charlie and Tom Cat: 3...2...1!
 * Tyler: hey! you want to watch, Tom? Then welcome aboard!
 * Tom Cat: Yes, please
 * Hayley: What about Jerry? He is still in the bin
 * Jerry Mouse: I am been in the bin for hours. Hello? HELLO?
 * Mike: is the Final Duel starting?
 * Charlie: Almost!
 * Gary: But the Duel's isnt on yet doof head. Who's the Cat?
 * Tyler: This is Tom. Tom this is Mike and Gary.
 * Tom Cat: Hi
 * Hayley: Hey Christine, wanna stayed over tonight? we'll do makeover.
 * Christine Sure. We can watch T.V. in the basement because those four bozos are watching Team X series finale part 1!
 * Tyler, Charlie, Tom Cat, Mike and Gary: Quiet!
 * Tin: Really, that is your plan, Mr. Taylor
 * Butch Dog: What? What's wrong?
 * Alan: Phil Dalton going to sue me of stalking his family when he going to found out.
 * Pan: Sort out, sir. He and Laura Dalton will kill you.
 * Alley: So, sir, what you put at them.
 * Alan: With that.
 * Alan: This is my Eyeplugs. We can use it to charge up our destructinator for world domination.
 * Hayley: TYLER!!!!
 * Tyler: What?! What is it?
 * Hayley: Look at this garbage!
 * Tyler: Man, things gone weird today.
 * Charlie: Even the Streets!
 * Mike: How did this happened?
 * Jeannie: Hey Guys
 * Jane: Hi Hi Guys... AHHHH! ANIMALS!!
 * Tom Cat: Who? Us?
 * Jerry Mouse: We are the animals here.
 * Christine: Jane, come on you need to stop using your house toilet and in september, you really have to start using public bathrooms.
 * Jane: I can't, Dad forbid me to use them until tomorrow.
 * Hayley: Dont worry, I can able to teach you how to use them after my.. wait a minute.. OMG!
 * Tyler: Alright! it's our birthday month! only 28 days to go!
 * Tom Cat: you two were born on the 29th of july?
 * Tyler: Yeah. I'm older well like 19 seconds. Right?
 * Hayley: Yeah.
 * Charlie: Last year at school, We accidentaly done laxative prank on Hayley instead of jane.
 * Hayley: Me?! oh yeah, i remember. But i forgave you two for done that.
 * Jerry Mouse: How did you that?
 * Hayley: They Pour Laxative in my Soda.
 * Jane: Whoo. Sorry for using your toilet.
 * Tyler: I dont think i can use it anymore.
 * Hayley: That's it, Jane, let's go. and guys, clean up this mess.
 * Jane: wait where are we going?
 * Hayley: The Girls Toilets at the Mall which you're going to use it with me.
 * Mike: Tyler, Jeannie let's get cleanning. Gary, Christine you too need to go to the store to get some food. We're cooking breakfast.
 * Christine: Good Idea.
 * Phil: Ah! My Head. I'm very tired of all the work last night.
 * Laura: (Yawn) I Know. But... Sorry, Let's sleep for another hour.
 * Phil: You're right.

Act III
[At the Mall, Hayley's still grabbing Jane's arm and take her to the public bathroom] [Hayley and Jane went to the lift] [School Principal went to his car and saw Alan look at it] [Alan smile at School Principal] [School Principal left embarrassed in shocked face]
 * Jane: Ow! Ow! Ow! Hayley, Stop! Okay, i thnk i am a little too far for using your toilet.
 * Hayley: A Little?! You waited until school's over all year! So now, You're going to use a public toilet. With me.
 * School Principal: Mrs Dalton. One of my favorite students with my daughter.
 * Jane: Hi, Dad.
 * Hayley: Hey. Look, I'm here to take Jane to the Public Toilets and i promise i will...
 * School Principal: Go ahead. I'm fine with it, she need to stop go home to use it all the time.
 * Jane: Bye, Dad
 * School Principal: Bye, Jane
 * Alan:  Is that your car, sir?
 * School Principal: Who are you?
 * Alan: I'm Alan Taylor.

[Hayley push Jane who's covering her butt and really gotta go in the bathroom stall and Hayley locked the door] [the famillar legs walked to the stall behind them and the woman locks the door] [Hayley climb up and saw Mrs Cross who's using the stall] [Mrs Cross flushed amd walked out of the bathroom and Hayley jumped down] [Hayley walked outside and feel her butt too] [Hayley went into the stall and went to the toilet] [Hayley lock the door inside] [At home, Tyler, Mike, Charlie and Jeannie are finally finished Cleaning] [The Phone Ring and Tyler anwser it] [Jane flushed her toilet and so's Hayley and washed their hands] [Jeannie's sitting on her couch, Tom walked to her] [Hayley and Jane walked inside right before Tara came]
 * Jane: Hayley! what are you doing?
 * Hayley: You have 5 minutes before you go in your underwear and be embarrassed!
 * Jane: Hayley, i wont go and i told you to...
 * Hayley: Wait be quiet.
 * Hayley: [whisper] quick, just hold it.
 * Mrs Cross: i can hear you.
 * Hayley: Mrs Cross. Hello. sorry about that.
 * Mrs Cross: it's fine, but what are you and jane doing here at the mall?
 * Hayley: well you see...
 * Mrs Cross: you dont have to explain, I need to tell you the truth.
 * Hayley: What is it?
 * Mrs Cross: Jeannie's my younger Sister.
 * Hayley: Your sister?
 * Mrs Cross: She's really mad at me for the last six years since my mom and dad died. I tried to make up to her and she didnt listen to me, then I moved here in the city, without my sister and i got a job as the history teacher. I'm comng to your house later on to end this feud against her. Well thanks for talking. Oh and by the way, My first name is Tara
 * Hayley: Okay jane... Jane! i'll wait outside
 * Hayley: oh oh...
 * Tyler: Guys, We're finally cleaning the entire home before breakfast.
 * Mike: Yep!
 * Charlie: Wait until...
 * Tyler: Hey Hayley?
 * Hayley: Tyler, look, I'm in the bathroom with jane and i have some news. Such Bad News!
 * Tyler: What is it?
 * Hayley: You Know Mrs Cross?
 * Tyler: Yeah?
 * Hayley: She's Jeannie's Older sister.
 * Tyler: Didn't she graduate college?
 * Hayley: She graduated last year! remember? She's on her way to your house to talk to Jeannie right Now.
 * Tyler: What? But, We're... Great, Dont worry, we'll go warn Gary and Christine at the store. See you later!
 * Tom Cat: Hello.
 * Jeannie: Hello.
 * Tom Cat: I'm Tom, and that mouse you saw is Jerry.
 * Jeannie: I'm Jeannie Cross. Nice to meet you.
 * Tom Cat: What's Wrong?
 * Jeannie: Today's the anniversery of me and My sister were fighting, I'm really mad at her.
 * Tom Cat: Why would she do that?
 * Jeannie: She always like teaching school students, everyone likes her because she's very popular and super smart. But one day, i accidentally drop her favorite diploma down the toilet and she's very furious at me. I ran away from home and that's why... i met Tyler and Hayley.

[Alan in the School Principal's car spying on the kids with his camera] [School Principal sleep in the back of the car]

[A grey mouse (Nibbles) walk in the street to looking for Hayley's house]

[Gary and Christine walked in with some food] [Tara Cross (who's holding Jeannie's favorite cupcakes) knock the door] [Tyler anwsered it and open the door but then slam the door] [Alan watching Mrs Cross and the kids] [Jeannie accidentally bumped into Tyler]
 * Hayley: Jeannie, your sister's on her way right now. Guys i... wow this place is spotless.
 * Gary: okay, i got food, and some more toilet papers for jane if she goes again.
 * Tyler: Guys, it's Mrs Cross.
 * Jeannie: What? My Ex-Big Sister? She's Here?! oh I'm outta here!
 * Mrs Cross: Tyler, don't be scared of me
 * Tyler: I am shocked to see you, Tara.
 * Jeannie: Sorry Tyler...
 * Mrs Cross: Hi Jeannie.
 * Jeannie: Tara, what are you doing here?
 * Mrs Cross: I just want to say how sorry i am for what happened 6 years ago. I didnt made you run away.