Zoomer Strife

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Zoomer Strife is a Somalian rapper known better as MC Zoomer. He currently resides in Alert, Nunavut with his life partner, Ned Edgewalker. He has two children named Pearson Wright and Samuel Darkwalker. He was born on March 10th, 2001, to Amer Ica and Bernie Sanders.

He is best known for his works that garnered him international fame, such as the hit rap single "No u" and "Them filthy Samtansians".

History
"By the time a potco emulator comes out, i'm gonna have a hot beard and a warehouse full of kids" ~ Zoomer Strife

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