Aladdin A Musical Spectacular

Cast
Josh Keaton - Aladdin

Tera Strong - Princess Jasmine

Eddie Murphy - Genie

David Hayter - The Sultan

No Voice Actor - The Magic Carpet

Robert Englend - Jafar

Mark Hamill - Iago

Pat Cashman - Razoul

Scene 5
Genie: (Imitates Kanye West) Yes he is! (To Iago in the window) Yo, Iago. You're a parrot and I gonna let you finished. Jafar is one of the baddest. About Time. You know what I'm talkin' about! (Normal Voice) Keep going, dude.

(Audience Laughing)

Aladdin: And I will be delighted to ask for your hand in marriage. (Chuckles)

Ginie: (Gasps) Ay, dios mio! (To the Sultan) It's just like I'm the bachelor! (Walks to Jasmine, Luigi Voice) Well, Princess, don't keep the viewers waiting in suspense. (Normal Voice, To Aladdin) Hang on just one second. (Imitates Terry Crews, To the audience) Old Spice will blow your mind that'll turn you into a man who smells like POWER!

(Audience Laughing, Clapping

Genie: (Walks back to Jasmine) So, what do you think of his fabulousness?

Jasmine: Another FRUAD!

(Crowd Gasped)

Genie: Oh, snap. Girl, no you din, honey boo-boo child.

(Audience claps softly)

Scene 7
Genie: Knock it off! Sheesh. You need to talk to the left hand, 'cues you ain't right.

Crowd: Yeah!

(Audience Booing)

Genie: Don't worry about me, 'Keybade Mster. I'll be fine! If you need me, you'll know what I'll be TRAPED inside my sardine can. (The Genie dissappears in the puff of smoke) Sombody call my mama.

Aladdin: NO! (Groans) Come on, Genie. (To the lamp) Look, you gotta understand where I'm coming from here. (Sighs as Carpet starts to leave) Wait, Where are you goin'? You're not mad at me too, are you?

(Carpet makes an upset gesture for what the Genie says, Sitting down)

Scene 8
Aladdin: Great. I don't know what I'm doin' anymore!

(Jafar enters stage right with the Guards and Iago)

Jafar: I'll say... (Pointing) SEIZE HIM!

(Iago grabs the lamp from Aaddin and gives it to Jafar. The Guards grab Aladdin and put hime in chains)

Jafar: (To the Guards) Bring me the Sultan!

Iago: Yeah!

(Two Guards Exit)

Jafar: At last! The kingdom will be MINE!

Jafar and Iago: (Laughing)

(He rubs the lamp)

(Genie appears)

Genie: (Singing) Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Carpet and me are out the night. (Speaking) Look, Al, If you come here to apolochize, you can just forget it because it't TOO LATE! But as long as you're here, would you scrub my left shoulder blade for me? (Turns around and sees Jafar) It's cramped inside this lamp that I've-- (Screaming like a girl) (Doing the Minnie Mouse voice, Pointing) A MAN! (Standing in attention)

Jafar: I believe you've own me three wishes.

Aladdin: Don't do it, Genie!

Genie: Sorry, Al. I don't have a choice!

Iago: Yeah, That's right, pal. Whoever holds the lamp controlls the genie is in the Genie rule book. (Mimics Applejack) How do ya like them apples, loberboy?

(The Guards enter with Jasmine and the Sultan)

Jasmine: Let us go!

(The Guards throw them to the ground)

Jasmine: How dare you treat the sultan this way!

Sultan: Jafar.

Jasmine: Oh, dear, he's hypnotized our palace guards.

Aladdin: I'm afraid we've got bigger problems in the palace guards.

Jasmine: What do you mean?

Jafar: (To the audience, Walking) Anybody got three coming to them? Raise your hand!

(Jafar raises his hand)

Jafar: (Mickey Mouse Voice) OOPS! (Normal Voice, To Aladdin) Looks like it's only me. (Walking to the Genie) Genie!

Genie: Yes, sir?

Jafar: For my first wish, I wish to rule the kingdom. Make me the Sultan!

Genie: Yes, sir!

(Genie grants the wish and the Sultan clutches his chest)

Genie: (High-Pitch Voice) POOF! (Normal Voice) You're the Sultan. Whoop-dee-soo.

(Jafar turns his head right)

Genie: I mean, look at you. We all very impressed.

(Audience Booing)

Genie: (Mimics Freddy Krueger) You are the Sultan! And if your last name was Pepper-Shaker, you'll be Sultan Pepper-Shaker! (Evil Laughing)

(Audience Clapping)

High five. Oh, yeah. C'mon, high five. High five, Vampire Elton John.

Crowd: (Chanting) Yeah!

Genie: (Normal Voice, To Iago) He looks really good as the Sultan. (To Jasmine) You're pretty good on clothes. (Points Jafar's cape) (To Aladdin) You look better from Jafar. I'm in-Sultan him!

(Audience with the Genie Laughing)

Genie: (Back to Jafar) U-G-L-Y! You've got no ability, you ugly! WHOO! Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit EVERY BRENCH ALL THE WAY DOWN!

(Crowd Laughing, Clapping)

Genie: Ouch! (Chuckles)

Hey, Jafar, look. Ugly stick. WHACK!

Audience: (Gasps)

Genie: (Chuckles) Let's see that again. WHACK!

(Audience Clapping)

Genie: (Imitates Schwarzenegger) It's fantastic! You're the Sultan and I'm the Govenor of California. Fantastic bonfires, Fantastic Texas, EVERYTHING'S FANTASTIC! (To Carpet) NYAH! (To Jafar) NYAH! (To Jafar's cobra staff) NYAH!

(Phone ringing)

Genie: Uh-oh. Excuses me. Hello? Uh-huh? Okay. It's Lady Gaga. She needs the costume back.

(Audience Clapping)

Genie: (Doing the Fluttershy voice) Are we through yet?

Jafar: (Gets Angry, Loudly) NO!

Genie: (Normal Voice) ZOINKS! (Falls down to the ground, then gets up)

Jafar: (Gets Happy, Normal Voice) We're just getting started.

Genie: Okay.

Jafar: But, perhaps mearly being the sultan isn't enough. For my second wish, I want YOU to make me the most-powerful sorcerer on Earth!

Genie: Sir, yes, sir!