Lola Seeks Help (transcript)

Here's the Transcript of Lola Seeks Help (which a parody from Ren Seeks Help which is the worst episode)

(Lana Crying)You MONSTER!!!! how can you do. these horrible things to MEEEEEEEEEEE-E-E-E-EEEEE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!(Continues Crying,While Lola looks in shame as the Loud Family glares angrily at her)

Lynn,Sr:Lola Loud,I can't believe that you do something horrible to your own sister.

Rita:I think you have done enough malice to this family for one day.

Luna: Dude,that was not cool.

Lucy:I'll have your soul sent to the bowels of Hell.

Lola:I'm so sorry Lana.... I don't know why i do these mean things to everyone! I'm just a stuck-up b**** who doesn't care about anyone,not even my own family!!!,LANA,PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!

Lana: Don't touch me. Forgive Me,LIES,ALL LIES!!!!,that's all they ARE! Oh,not this time,you have gone too far this time,LOLA!!!!(Cries)

Lincoln:Why do always treat me,lana,and everyone like crap..... you used my hospilaity for your vile efforts,treated everyone like a slave,you beat me up when you try to run over my leg,you threatened to kill me when you found out that I entered Lana in the pageant, called Rip Hardcore a weirdo,make me serve you at your so-called tea parties,called my plays dumb,Got me and Lori blamed for breaking Dad's Golf Club that you used to hit me with and you didn't realize it was your Dad's,broke a promise with me to never complain about dad's cooking,sprayed perfume in my face,yelled at me when something bad happens,ask me if there's too much mascara,and most of all,you make up false stories just to get me in trouble. you promise to be good,but all of them are a lie and you still treat me like garbage. You nothin' but a so-called princess brat who always thinks the whole world should obey you,why can't you be kind to everyone and treat them with kindness and respect, including me.

Lola:I know i'm mean,selfish,and evil,Lincoln,i know can't control my sense of what's right and what's wrong, but,this time i do something about it. i'll call a pyschiatirst,I'll do it for my whole family, and everyone that i treated badly before. I prove that i'll no longer be a spoiled brat and i will give up my dream of ruling the world. I will be a good person. Lana,i'll promise i'll will not fight or hurt you anymore.

Lana: Don't do it for me,don't do it for me,do it.........FOR YOURSELF!!!!!!!(Cries)

Lori:She'll get over it.

Lola:Long But Not Far Ago,It was Dark.........and Stinky..............

The Mental Hospital People come In And Try To Stop Lola,But she bites one of their fingers off,causing them to scream in pain as blood gushes out of his finger and Lola swallows the finger, then the other paramedic picks up Lola and they carry her off to a mental asylum. Lola wakes up and notices she is in juvinile hall,Lola is horrified at this and begins to cry,praying to god that she'll learn about kindness and honesty,until her family comes in and she rejoices them,vowing to be a better person.