Ludwig von Drake's Song (House of Tigger Style)

Lyrics
Ludwig: "Where does everyone sit? Let me see... Hmm...

We got Berlioz to the left, and we got Littlefoot to the right, then Jennyrella, and Dovella, and Cody and Penny. Wreck-It Ralph's next to Cindysmine and Jimmyladdin and his lamp, along with Mr. Lunt and Tinker Bell and Ms. Bianca and Bernard.

Here's Lumiere the candlestick, and Cogsworth, he's the clock, There's Ernie, Grumpy, Eeyore, Bebe Bear, Grover, Dumbo, Bagheera. Table Nine has Timmychabod, by Wart and Happy, Megamind's Table Seven, and his head's at Table Two.

Over here is Sleeping Penny. Ooh, someone wake her up! From Beauty and the Genie, we got the teapot and the cup. Larry the Cucumber and Wembley Fraggle, Little Sailor, and the sea vampire in his shell, Quasimodo's next to Esmeralda, Genie is next to Margo Gru.

Napoleon, now here's where he goes, here's where Lafayette goes. Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee goes right behind the three amigos. Duchesshontas, that's where she goes, by Roy Disney, that's where he goes, 'Cause movie stars have egos and you gotta treat 'em right!

Tigger Hatter's next to Wendy, Elephant Matriarch and Cheshire Beagle, Johnny Applecider and SpongeBob SquarePants and Casey and his bat. Khalil Caterpillar and Gelato and Pistachio, little elf! And Monstro in the corner gets a table to himself.

We got Grucules, Philoctetes, and Hades next to him, King Clifford's next to Merlin and Sir Kay's by Madam Mim. There's E.B. by Mr. Bunny and Rafiki next to E. Aster Bunnymund, Three Little Piglets, the Big Bad Bunny, Boober Fraggle and Lord Farquaad.

Eric Needles, Dark Truder, Cri-Kee, Discord, and Burdette. Here's LeFou and there's Gaston, then there's Pooh and here's Tigger. And the crazy Aracuan, and here's Ranger Audubon, we got Ellen, Berlioz, Pinocchio, I could just go on and on!

Pink Elephants, Brer Rabbit, and Brer Fox and Brother Bear. Here's a hundred cute dalmatians-Whoop! They need another chair! Paul Bunyan, Chip 'n' Dale, and then there's Duchess and there's Berlioz... Right next to Grover and to Telly and to Elmo - He's the Elmo.

That's everyone!"