Oak N' Ash Season 1 Episode 1 - Pokemon! I Choose You! (Not!)

Transcript
The scene shows young boy Ash Ketchum sleeping, suddenly the alarm started ringing. Ash woke up and realized it was late for him to get a Pokemon. He weared off his jacket and started running towards the lab. He stuck open the door and saw Prof. Oak, as usually, alcoholic.

Ash: P-p-professor Oak! Is there any left?

Oak: Yes. burps It is, Ketchum.

Ash: O-o-okay! So gimme!

Oak took a bottle of whine and pour it in a glass and handed it. Ash screamed.

Ash: No, Professor! I want a P-O-K-E-M-O-N!

Oak: burps So, Y-y-y-you want a P-O-K-E-M-O-N, Ashy-Boy? You'll g-g-g-get it!

Oak tooks out a Pokeball and threw it away catched by Ash. Ash caught a sight of two other Pokeballs.

Ash: Professor, how about giving me the last two in two seconds or else, everything's done for! Gary will take it.

Oak: Gary already took one, you idiot! burps Now, stop wasting my t-t-time and my grandson's name and get outta here!

Ash: Geez, okay Professor. As you wish! Humph!

Ash opened the door and saw Misty entering. Misty's eyes fell for Ash.

Misty: Hey, Ash!

Ash: (Oh no! Arceus! It's that annoying girl again who thinks I've broken her bike and has a crush on me!) Uh, Hi Misty! Bye Misty!

Ash ran off the doors and entered the first route, Route 1. Out of curiosity, Ash threw away the Pokeball to see what kind of Pokemon he has. Unfortunately, the pokeball landed on a bunch of tribe people. The leader was disturbed by the ball and woke up. All of them tied Ash up and took him for the greatest challenge ever, Singing.

Leader: Okay, Ashton, me boy! Open your eyes! See the ugly world sing a song about yourself sothat you can get your fucking ball out of here!

Ash: Pff! I don't know! Singing was always tough for me, but I'll try! Let's see!

''I wanna be the v-v-very best! ''

''Like no one ever w-w-was! ''

''To catch them is my real test and To train them is m-my cause! ''

''Pokemon! ''

Gotta Catch Em A-a-all!

Leader: Good job, me boy! Yu and your fucking ball are released but better be good next time!

Ash was released and saw Pikachu come out of the Pokeball as it gives him a shock and goes back into the ball. Misty was there with Oak clapping hands.

Misty: Go Ash! You're the best!

Ash: Oh great! Now because of the fucking tribe, this stupid girl will stinkin stay with me forever, attached.