School Dazed

It Begins is the first episode of season and the pilot of The Phoenix Defenders.

Summary
A group of extraordinary teenagers finds out that they are the current yet the youngest Star Guardians and must save the world from an antagonistic witch named Zatavia.

Quotes
The Star Guardians stood there petrified with fear.
 * Zatavia: This should be easier than 500 years ago when my boyfriend dumped me for the blacksmith's daughter... i created a curse called The Black Death that made him have painful swellings, rashes, diarrhea, constantly vomiting blood, high fever and delirium until he died between 2 to 4 days... however, the curse then spread across Eurasia and Europe, killing 75 to 200 million people from 1347 until 1351... it was so hilarious, don't you think so too?

Trent McGuire/LightMan: Y-Yeah, that would teach him not to treat you like trash. Lisa Sato/Velocity: You mean your mother's SUV?
 * Hunter Jonas/Cursechanter: Quickly Star Guardians, To the Star Machine!

Hunter Jonas/Cursechanter: No the Star Machine.

Robby Gooden/Venus: What's the difference between The Star Machine and an SUV?

Hunter Jonas/Cursechanter: Because the Star Machine sounds more superhero...ish?

Trent McGuire/LightMan: ...Works for us, let's jet! Eileen Kimble: A group of teenaged superhumans had been showing their faces around town. 'The Star Guardians', they call themselves. They have been saving lives across Goldmoor for the past couple of hours.
 * Jason Friday: We interrupt this program for some breaking news.

Footage of the Star Guardians is shown: They captured a group of criminals, putting out the fire of a burning building and getting people out of the burning building.

Daphne approached to talk to the Star Guardians.

Daphne Sato: Is there anything you can tell us about yourselves?

Hunter Jonas/Cursechanter:(in a heroic tone)Just three words: Justice is magic!

Cutaway

It showed Discord(from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) watching TV.

Discord:How unoriginal. (drinks a cup of tea)

Eileen Kimble: Unbelievable, isn't it, Jason?

Jason Friday:Absolutely, who owns ducks as pets these days?

Cutaway Ends
 * Hunter Jonas/Cursechanter: So now that we're the current Star Guardians, i suggest-

Maya Martinez : Shhh... i'm trying to watch Krypto the Superdog.

Hunter Jonas/Cursechanter: Whatevs, Like i was saying, I suggest-

TV: HE'S KRYPTO, KRYPTO THE SUPERDOG. KRYPTO, RUFF, RUFF AND AWAY. KRYPTO, KRYPTO THE SUPERDOG. SEE THAT SUPERDOG, FLYING THROUGH THE AIR, HE'S GOT SUPERPOWERS. BAD GUYS BEWA-

Hunter teleports in front of Maya and punches the TV.

Hunter Jonas/Cursechanter: THERE! NOW NO ONE'S WATCHING KRYPTO THE SUPERDOG! NOW SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!

Maya Martinez : ... KRYPTO, KRYPTO THE SUPERDOG! Okay, i'm done! (left the room)

Hunter Jonas/Cursechanter: Where was i? Oh yeah, the point is that since we're all the current Star Guardians, we can finally use our powers in public, fight crime, preserve law and order. And since we're new to this whole superhero nuisance, i think it's best that we should learn good moral guidance by using our powers responsibly.
 * Beau McGuire: Buy a pair of Doc Martens and then we'll talk!

Skye Rowan:Wait, how do you know all of this information? And how do you know that Sheila and her crush will be seated next to one another?
 * Tora Martinez:Hello Skye, is Maya here yet? I must tell her that we will be having new partners in math today, everyone was sitting next to their friends. It will be a boy-girl partnership and i am sure that she will absolutely love the idea about her sitting next to Ezekiel Sanders.

Tora Martinez:Being class president has its advantages.

Skye Rowan:Then who are you sitting next to in math class.

Maya Jelani: Yo girlfriends! Aeolus Rowan:How much?
 * Katelyn: Aeolus! Where were you yesterday! You promised to hold my bags for me at the mall! You know how much shopping i missed!

Katelyn: 15 minutes! My 6 hours of shopping was ruined by you, you bumbling baboon!

Aeolus Rowan:How can i make it up to you?

Katelyn: You can come to the mall with me today! Ramone and I are going shopping!

Aeolus Rowan:Who's Ramone? Oh, is he your stylist or is he that gay guy from homeroom?

Katelyn: He's both. Now i heard rumors saying that you're dating Crashlie. I don't want you flirting with her!

Aeolus Rowan:(mentally while rolling his eyes)Like you don't flirt with a million guys.(not mentally) I wish i would but i was never your boyfriend...so...no. Jan McGuire: Hello Skye. I am pretty certain that the ceiling is up.
 * Skye Rowan:Hey Jan. What's up?

Skye Rowan:That's...not exactly what i meant.

Jan McGuire: Oh...I am so sorry.

Skye Rowan:Uh, no problem.

Jan McGuire: I have not completely ended my studies of correct slang term words yet.

Skye scratched the back of her head and pushed her long bangs aside.

Skye Rowan:No problem. How about you and i hang out after school? Here's my phone number. Don't forget to call me.

Jan nodded her head.

Jan McGuire: Wow! I've never had a phone number before. I'm not exactly sure how to use a phone but-

Skye Rowan:Um, we could just hang out at school then.

Jan McGuire:(shouted) That's sounds perfect! (everyone in the classroom stared at her including the teacher. She then sheepishly blushed) I'm guessing that talking out loud in an educational learning room is illegal? Class: Buenas tardes senora senora!(Good afternoon Mrs. Senora!)
 * Mrs. Senora: Hola clase! Buenas tardes!(Hello class! Good afternoon!)

Hola Jan McGuire! Como estas hoy?(Hello Jan McGuire! How are you today?)

Jan McGuire:Tengo un gato en mis pantalones.(I have a cat in my pants.)

Mrs. Senora: Very good Jan, but next time try to answer the question with an answer that makes sense.

Hello? Can you stop staring at me for one second and actually say something.

What the heck is your problem?

What the heck is my problem? What the heck is your problem? You're the one who basically marched over here just to stare at me.

I can't believe you're going around telling people that i'm your creepy neighbor.

If you came over here to prove that you're not creepy then you're starting off on the wrong foot.

Robby Gooden: I didn't do anything creepy!

Beau raised an eyebrow at Robby with a smug look on his face.

Beau McGuire: You were staring at me while i was changing my shirt.

Robby Gooden: Well, maybe you shouldn't change in front of a window with the curtains open.

Beau McGuire: I wasn't expecting a creepy 16 year old nature princess to be standing there staring.

I am not creepy!

Well, i'm not interested in you either. 18 year old guys who are dirty and sleazy enough to do it in the janitors closet is most certainly not my type.

Just another reason for me to think that you were stalking me. Out of all of the people who could've walked in on me, it had to be my creepy neighbor.

Call me creepy one more time or else.

Oh right, i've heard that you hang around with both the leaders of the geeks and nerds. Funny, i never picked you as the promiscuous type.

Excuse me.

You're excused.

I'm not promiscuous. I don't let random people get inside my pants, which seems to be your type. I would get your business down there checked by the way. Macy Connor is a huge coquette.

Don't worry about me. And why are you worrying about Macy? Are you jealous?

Robby snorted and slowly shook her head.

I feel like you want me to be jealous. Which i'm not, by the way. Again, there are better looking people out there.

What was that?

It's cold outside, i didn't bring a jacket.

You feel cold because i feel hot. Actually, i think i'm gonna take my short off.

You don't have to.

Why? It's hot out here and i know for a fact that you're not affected by me, since theere are obviously hotter guys out there.

Please you stupid womanizer. No matter what you think, i would never like or date a guy like you. Yes, you're attractive. But you are a freaking womanizer who's willing to make out with Macy in a janitors closet, which is just gross and anyone could've walked in. Also, let's not forget to mention that you're a jerk. A huge jerk. You're standing around, thinking you're all high and mighty, making out with coquette girls and riding your stupid bicycle.

Hey, my bike is not stupid. It's awesome.

Seemed pretty stupid to me while you were basically drowning in the rain five months ago. And guess who helped you out that day? Me! Yet, you barely showed gratitude.

I said thanks.

No, you muttered thanks. You barely said it with any feelings or sincerity.

It was just a ride.

And you're a jerk. I'm done talking to you, Mr. Hipster.

Good. I'm not even suppose to be talking to you right now. Last time i checked, you aren't wearing any Doc Martens.

You're not suppose to be talking to me, remember? Sheila Jelani: I do volleyball at school and basketball out of school. My dad makes me do it. He's the coach here. You probably know him. He goes by the name Coach Donovan Jelani.
 * Ezekiel Sanders:So do you do any sports?

Ezekiel Sanders:Oh wow, really?! The next time i see your dad in practice, I'll tell him that he has a really smart, beautiful and sporty daughter.

Sheila Jelani: I only play basketball because we have a whole court in our garden! Besides i'm not beautiful!

Ezekiel Sanders:Yeah, you're the most beautiful girl in this class Sheila.

Sheila Jelani: Really?

Ezekiel Sanders:Yep.

Sheila Jelani: Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Ezekiel Sanders:Nothing...why?

Sheila Jelani: Well, maybe you could shoot some hoops in my backyard...if ya like?

Ezekiel Sanders:Yeah, sure.

Sheila Jelani: Cool.
 * Ezekiel Sanders: Hi Sheila! I was thinking that maybe we could shoot some hoops out back.

Sheila Jelani: Oh, hey Ezekiel! Sure, follow me. Katelyn:(dramatically)Miss Yepp, i sort of like...BROKE MY NAIL!
 * Miss Yepp: Alright class! Now that you are all seated-(sighs)What is it now Katelyn?

The other cheerleaders gasped in shock

Miss Yepp: And what has that got to do with this lesson?

Katelyn: Miss Yepp! It's a serious cosmetic disaster! Can you call 911?

Miss Yepp: Whatever...I won't give you detention as today is the first day back.

Katelyn: But-

Miss Yepp: No buts! All of you take out your exercise books! Sheila Jelani: But dad-
 * Donovan Jelani: GIRL! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS?! WHERE ARE YOU?! YOU SAID YOU WOULD BE INSIDE THE HOUSE BY NINE! IT'S 2 MINUTES PAST NINE! OOOH BABY, YOU ARE SO COMIN' HOME RIGHT NOW!

Donovan Jelani: NOW!

Script

GOOD MORNING GOLDMOOR! IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP! IT'S DJ RAY AND IT'S 8:00-

Trent McGuire:(yells)DIE YOU MONSTROUS CREATURE!

A petite, slender girl of half Hmong American descent with long black hair with bangs and dark brown eyes entered the bedroom. She wears a black shirt with fishnet sleeves underneath, a black leather skirt with a studded belt wrapped around it, a black beanie with a small skull on it, black and red striped stockings and tall black buckled boots. She had on black lipstick, black eyeliner, a spiked choker, purple eye shadow, black fingernails and has her lip pierced.

Wendy Lee:You better not have broken another clock Trent.

Trent McGuire: Yeah i did. Wait, GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU SICK PERVERT!(throws a shoe at his girlfriend)

Wendy Lee:(mumbled)The things i do for love.

long, choppy lime green hair with neon purple highlights on his shaggy layered bangs and teal- green eyes. He wears a green jacket with a white t shirt underneath, a red checkered bandana wrapped around his neck, black skinny jeans with a bright slip on vans. He had on ear gauges on both ears, a pair of black sunglasses on top of his head, black eyeliner, and has his nose pierced.

a tall boy ,of average height and muscular build, with light brown hair and chocolate brown eyes. He wears a black muscle shirt, beige cargo pants, white socks, and blue and white sneakers.

A girl with a mixture of dark purple and black hair that fell just below her shoulders, pale skin and amethyst eyes entered the kitchen. She wears a black hoodie with a picture of a red bleeding heart with a wooden stake going through it and a black shirt beneath it, black skinny jeans with a keychain attached to the pocket, black fingerless gloves and black flat shoes with white bottoms. She also wears black eyeliner and purple lipstick.

Ezekiel Sanders:(sleepily) Morning Vanessa.

Vanessa merely glared in reply as she went about fixing herself some herbal tea. Suddenly, green eyes and golden tan skin entered the kitchen. She wears a red top with a green skirt and pink tennis shoes

Ezekiel Sanders: Morning Jan, Sleep well?

Jan McGuire: Oh yes, my sleep was enjoyable. However, i was awoken one or twice by the sound of thumping. Would you happen to know what caused such a noise?

Vanessa Black: I do. That was your 17 year old brother Trent, banging his head against the wall.

Ezekiel Sanders:Hey, has anybody seen Trent and Beau? They're going to be late if they don't hurry up.

Remind me to kill him later on. He took these sunglasses out of my room.

Robby landed harshly on her back but that only made the girl laugh and giggle. Her feet laid on her swings seat. She put her hands by her head pushing on the floor and she flipped back onto her now standing as she swung using her body's momentum to get some distance and she started swinging again. She curled her fingers and roses grew on the swing's vines. She plopped down to a sitting position before sliding on her back on the swing's seat, placing her feet. auburn hair and blue eyes.

(mentally)Wait a minute...this dude is taking off his shirt. I repeat, this dude is actually taking off his shirt right now and it's not a bad view. Wait, what am i saying? This is bad. This is...why am i still staring? I'm-I'm a pervert. It's official, i'm a huge pervert with a capital P. I can't do this. I can't. This isn't right...oh my god. He's looking. He sees me. Crap, crap. Mayday! Mayday! Abort mission, look away! Pretend to look at that...six pack abs?! No, no, look away! Bad Robby...bad!

The guy walked towards the balcony and looked at her in confusion before he glared at her and shut his curtains.

Robby Gooden:(mentally)Okay, he glared at me. He just glared at me. What did i do? Okay. So maybe i was ogling him while he was taking off his shirt. Sure, i was invading a private moment but...six pack abs.

Robby walked out of the house and towards her car. She unlocked the door and was about to get in when suddenly she heard a door slam. She looked up to see the guy from earlier standing outside of his house. He had on oversized glasses, was wearing a red plaid shirt with a pair of skinny jeans and a pair of red Chuck Taylors.

Beau McGuire: Buy a pair of Doc Martens and then we'll talk!

Robby Gooden:(mentally)Buy a pair of Doc Martens? The shoes? That wasn't what i was expecting. I was expecting for him to start calling me a pervert for staring at him while he took off his shirt.

Robby then started to blushed at the reminder of what she did earlier and watched as he rode away on his bike until he became a blur.

Now you two will represent us well in school. Young ladies, i expect nothing less than the daughters of my own child. You two will not bring shame to this family, Do you understand?

Lyn and Berna: Yes, Grandmother.

After all, it is Lakewood High, the school of students with potential futures.

Was that a sigh, young lady?

N-no Grandma

Be polite to your teachers.

Yes, Grandmother.

Do not associate yourselves with delinquents.

Yes, Grandmother.

Use the other last name that i told you to use when you introduce yourselves to commoners.

Lyn and Berna:Yes, Grandmother.

Shirley Manchester:...Be safe.

Lyn and Berna:Yes...Grandmother.

Lisa Sato:I hate traffic! MOVE!

Steve Sato: Lisa, would you please relax and get your head back in the car?

Steve Sato:This music is gonna give me an aneurysm.

Lisa Sato: Well, you and mom could've buy me a new iPod, then i'd have headphones.

Steve Sato: Yeah but then i'll have to listen to you sing along.

Daphne Sato: More like screech along.

Lisa kicked the back of her seat

Lisa Sato: You're just jealous of my gorgeous voice...it's like a chorus of angels that morphed with John Lennon...I am a beast at singing, okay?

Daphne Sato:(sarcastically) Sure, honey? (turned and looked out the window) The traffic is pretty ridiculous.

Lisa Sato: You know i can feel myself gaining weight from lack of running already.

Daphne Sato: Good, you should gain weight, you're disturbingly corpse like.

Lisa Sato: If anyone's corpse like it's you, Skeletor!

Daphne Sato:(scoffed) God, i was kidding, you're so over sensitive.

Lisa Sato: I'm not over sensitive... you're just mean and i've decided to no longer have any relation to you.

Daphne Sato: You're probably gonna find that difficult because we all share the same bathroom, Lisa.

Steve Sato: Girls, i have a headache, can you please stop fighting?

Daphne and Lisa both sighed and all talking ceased, so the only noise was the soft buzz of the music from the stereo. Lisa looked out the window then looked away with a long sigh.

Lisa Sato: Dad, can i drive when we get to the next stop?

Daphne choked as she was sipping on a water bottle.

Daphne Sato:(gasped)Steve... no!

Lisa Sato: Shut up, mom! (looked over at her dad and resumed her pleading voice)Please dad, this traffic is moving so slow... it's driving me insane.

Steve Sato:(sarcastically)Something is driving you insane? What a coincidence...(looked over at his daughter's unchanged face, he just sighed and looked forward) Okay... next stop.

Lisa Sato: You're the best!(kissed Steve's unshaven cheek and retracted back into the backseat)

Daphne Sato:(sighed)I have to start self medicating. (Lisa kicked the back of her seat again and she turned around)Quit kicking my seat!

Lisa Sato: Quit making fun of me!

Steve Sato: What'd i say about fighting?!

Lisa traveled around the car and stood up on her toes to peck her father's cheek gratefully as he pumped the gas. Then she seated herself in the driver's seat, she looked over and gave her mother a grin. Daphne shook her head and unbuckled her seatbelt.

Daphne Sato: (mumbled) I'm sitting in the back, i think it'll better my chances of surviving the crash. (stepped over the tiny space between the driver and passengers seat and positioned herself in the backseat)

Lisa Sato: Do what you want mom but i still think the collateral damage will get you.

Daphne Sato: That's not funny.

Lisa Sato: Oh my god i was just kidding, don't be so sensitive.

Daphne Sato:(sarcastically)You're so mature.

There was a muffled sound from Steve as he finished gassing up the car. He walked around the car and took his seat.

Steve Sato: Guys, i grabbed some aspirin that i'm fortunate enough to have found in the gas station. But until it kicks in, i want all this mother and daughter bickering to cease.

Lisa Sato: Got it dad.

Lisa stepped on the gas the moment Steve's door closed. The engine revved as she peeled out of the gas station parking lot. She took a sharp turn and both of her parents jerked against their seatbelt while Lisa just gripped the steering wheel enthusiastically. Her foot pressed down harder on the pedal as she journeyed up the abandoned street. A car beeped as she cut him off.

Daphne Sato:(shouted)That red lollipop thing on the side of the road does not mean go, Lisa!

Lisa Sato: Thanks for that useful information, mom. I'll keep that in mind.

Steve Sato: Lisa, watch the speed limit!

Lisa Sato :I'm keeping the needle off the eight...paranoid.

Daphne Sato: Steve, can't i drive myself to work? She drives like a psycho. In fact, the only person who's more psychotic than her is that man who gave her a learner's permit to begin with!

Lisa Sato: I don't think you can talk about my driving, at least i manage to keep my eyes on the road, Ms. Text and Drive!

Steve Sato: Do i really have to repeat myself like for the third time today?

Tanya Martinez:Hello Sandra, is Sheila in yet? I must tell her that we will be having new partners in math next week, everyone was sitting next to their friends. It will be a boy-girl partnership and i am sure that she will absolutely love the idea about her sitting next to Ezekiel Sanders.

Sandra Rowan:Wait, how do you know all of this information? And how do you know that Sheila and her crush will be seated next to one another?

Tanya Martinez:Being class president has its advantages.

Sandra Rowan:Then who are you sitting next to in math class.

Sheila Jelani: Yo girlfriends!

Katelyn: Paul! Where were you yesterday! You promised to hold my bags for me at the mall! You know how much shopping i missed!

Paul Rowan:How much?

Katelyn: 15 minutes! My 6 hours of shopping was ruined by you, you bumbling baboon!

Paul Rowan:How can i make it up to you?

Katelyn: You can come to the mall with me today! Ramone and I are going shopping!

Paul Rowan:Who's Ramone? Oh, is he your stylist or is he that gay guy from homeroom?

Katelyn: He's both. Now i heard rumors saying that you're dating Crashlie. I don't want you flirting with her!

Paul Rowan:(mentally while rolling his eyes)Like you don't flirt with a million guys. I wish i would but i was never your boyfriend...so...no.

Ezekiel Sanders:So do you do any sports?

Sheila Jelani: I do volleyball at school and basketball out of school. My dad makes me do it. He's the coach here. You probably know him. He goes by the name Coach Donovan Jelani.

Ezekiel Sanders:Oh wow, really?! The next time i see your dad in practice, I'll tell him that he has a really smart, beautiful and sporty daughter.

Sheila Jelani: I only play basketball because we have a whole court in our garden! Besides i'm not beautiful!

Ezekiel Sanders:Yeah, you're the most beautiful girl in this class Sheila.

Sheila Jelani: Really?

Ezekiel Sanders:Yep.

Sheila Jelani: Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Ezekiel Sanders:Nothing...why?

Sheila Jelani: Well, maybe you could shoot some hoops in my backyard...if ya like?

Ezekiel Sanders:Yeah, sure.

Sheila Jelani: Cool.

Miss Yepp: Alright class! Now that you are all seated-(sighs)What is it now Katelyn?

Katelyn:(dramatically)Miss Yepp, i sort of like...BROKE MY NAIL!

The other cheerleaders gasped in shock

Miss Yepp: And what has that got to do with this lesson?

Katelyn: Miss Yepp! It's a serious cosmetic disaster! Can you call 911?

Miss Yepp: Whatever...I won't give you detention as today is the first day back.

Katelyn: But-

Miss Yepp: No buts! All of you take out your exercise books!

Mrs. Burton:(shouted)Sit down, you hooligans!

Everyone sat, amidst snickers and whispers. Jan, confused, raised her hand.

Jan McGuire: Excuse me, Mrs. Burton. Could you please tell me what do you mean by the word "hooligans"?

Mrs. Burton:(shouted)If you don't know what a hooligan is, then you might as well go back to kindergarten! Honestly, they'll let just about anyone who pass these days. i'm sure there are only about four of you who are actually competent for this class!

Sandra Rowan:Hey Jan. What's up?

Jan McGuire: Hello Sandra. I am pretty certain that the ceiling is up.

Sandra Rowan:That's...not exactly what i meant.

Jan McGuire: Oh...I am so sorry.

Sandra Rowan:Uh, no problem.

Jan McGuire: I have not completely ended my studies of correct slang term words yet.

Sandra scratched the back of her head and pushed her long bangs aside.

Sandra Rowan:No problem. How about you and i hang out after school? Here's my phone number. Don't forget to call me.

Jan nodded her head.

Jan McGuire: Wow! I've never had a phone number before. I'm not exactly sure how to use a phone but-

Sandra Rowan:Um, we could just hang out at school then.

Jan McGuire:(shouted) That's sounds perfect! (everyone in the classroom stared at her including the teacher. She then sheepishly blushed) I'm guessing that talking out loud in an educational learning room is illegal?

Robby. Robby. Robby!

Robby Gooden: Ugh? Wha-?

Robby? What do you think you're doing in my class?

Robby Gooden: Uh, isn't it obvious that i'm clearly sleeping.

Class: Ooooooh.

So you think you can just sleep in my class.

Robby Gooden: Yep.

Do you think that you're going to pass my class like that?

Robby Gooden: Sir, i'm taking this class because i wanted a light load for my educational life. I could sleep everyday and answer any question you give me and ace every test you hand me.

Oh really now.

He grits his teeth in anger and walks up to the front of the class. He erases what is on the board and writes Fermat's Last Theorem.

If you can solve this problem not only will i let you sleep in class. I'll give you an A+ for the rest of the year and require no work from you.

Robby yawns and stands up from her desk and walks up to the front of the class.

Robby Gooden: Whatever.(grabs the chalk from her teacher and looks at the problem)

Robby Gooden: Now can i please go back to my nap?

The teacher is unable to answer her question because he is too baffled by what he just witnesses. He continues to stare at the board in disbelief. The bell then rings signaling the end of third period

Mr.Tatum: Did i tell you that you could sit down?!(Everyone stared at him with wide eyes and they stood up immediately and waited beside their desks) My name is Mr.Tatum. You will all address me by that name or you will call me 'sir'. Is that clear Is that clear?(The class groaned and mumbled causing him to shout)I SAID, IS THAT CLEAR?

The Class:(shouted)YES SIR! MR.TATUM, SIR!

Suddenly Mr.Tatum striding over to Trent and gripped the side of his desk.

Mr. Tatum:(shouted) Do you think you are being funny, maggot?! (Trent didn't answer) When i ask a question, I expect you to answer it. Now do it!

Trent McGuire No sir, i wasn't trying to be funny.

Mr.Tatum: What's your name, maggot?

Trent McGuire: Trent.

Mr.Tatum: Trent what?

Trent McGuire: Trent Leslie?

Mr.Tatum: Trent Leslie what?

Trent McGuire: Trent Leslie McGuire.

Mr.Tatum: Well McGuire, I'm watching you. You might want to be more careful in the future.

Trent McGuire: Yes sir.

Mr.Tatum: Let me get one thing straight with all of you, I'm the boss of you. While you are in this classroom, you will do what i say, when i say it. First of all, do not talk unless i address you. Second, raise your hand. Third, stay in your seat and complete all of your assignments. Fourth, you have to ask my permission before you do anything. Follow those rules and we'll get along just fine.

Lyn Kane: Permission to sit down, sir?

Mr.Tatum: Permission granted.

Sera Hernandez: What are you going to do about it?

Trent McGuire: Cut it out. Quit it. I SAID STOP IT!

Mr. Tatum: McGuire! What did i just get through telling you maggots?

Trent McGuire: But sir, Sera-

Mr.Tatum: Quiet! I did not give you permission to talk McGuire!

Trent McGuire: Uh, yeah you did! You asked me a question! Earlier you almost bit my head off for not answering and now you're telling me to shut up! Make up your freaking mind already!

Mr.Tatum: Front of the class! NOW! (steered Trent to the front) Drop and give me fifty!

Trent McGuire: Huh?

Mr.Tatum: You heard me boy! Fifty push ups! NOW!

Bewildered, Trent dropped to the floor and did fifty push ups.

Mr.Tatum: Good. Hunter Jonas?

A fairly tall, physically fit and very muscular girl of an athletic build raises her hand. She has long, flowing red hair that almost reaches to the ground and appears to wear a head band. Her eyes are blue green. She wears a brown leather jacket over a black short-sleeved shirt with a v-neckline that conceals her midsection with abs. She also had brown leather shorts, brown combat boots and black fingerless gloves.

Hunter Jonas:Here.

Sheila Jelani?

A girl with long, curly black hair and dark hazel eyes raises her hand. She wears an orange collared t-shirt, a pair of khaki shorts, gray socks and pink tennis shoes. She also wears purple eye shadow and glossy lipstick

Sheila Jelani:Here.

Paul Rowan?

A boy with pale skin, a slim build and an average height. He has short brown hair with his bangs fall in a natural, middle parted, curtain type style and brown eyes raises his hand. He wears a white t-shirt, black jeans, white sneakers and a black striped white hoodie. He also has freckles on his cheeks.

Paul Rowen:Here.

Lisa Sato?

Lisa Sato:...

Then there was a loud crunching sound emitting from someone on the other side of the science classroom. Every student turned their head slightly to see a girl of Japanese descent with brown eyes, pale skin and long, black hair, which is tied in a ponytail wth a navy blue ribbon, while letting the rest of it down. She wears a dark blue waistcoat over a white short-sleeved dress shirt with a navy blue tie and a long dark grey skirt. She also had navy blue socks, black shoes and a navy blue wristband on her left wrist. She has a slender figure and is of average height. Indira is currently occupied with a piece of bread that she was shoving into her mouth.

Professor Felix:Lisa Sato?

Indira raises her hand.

Indira Cooper:Here!

Professor Felix paused, lifted his eyes from the attendance record and stared blankly at Indira. He gets up and approached her quietly. He crossed his arms.

Mr.Tatum: Miss Cooper!

Indira Cooper:Yes sir?

Mr.Tatum: What... what are you doing?

Indira looked around and pointed at herself. When he nodded, she waved her loaf of bread around joyfully.

Indira Cooper:I'm eating, Mr.Tatum!

Mr.Tatum: You're...eating?

Indira Cooper:Uh huh!

Mr.Tatum: In my classroom?

Indira Cooper:Yep!

Mr.Tatum stared in disbelief. He then snatched her loaf of bread, ignoring her cries of outrage, and opened the window and throwing the food outside

Professor Felix:Wendy Lee?

Wendy Lee:Here.

Sandra Rowan?

A fairly slim girl with short reddish brown hair, light golden eyes and fair skin raises her hand. Her hair is styled into a pixie cut but with longer bangs. Her thick eyebrows are covered by her bangs and has silver colored braces on her teeth. She wears a long sleeved oversized blue grey, white and red shirt with a tall collar that loosely wraps around her neck. Beneath the shirt, she wears long light tan shorts and blue sneakers. She also had freckles on her cheeks and wears a thin, black, circular framed glasses with fake lenses.

Sandra Rowen: Here.

Indira Cooper?

A girl with shoulder length black hair and dark brown eyes raises her hand. She wears a red collared top with short sleeves, a pair of blue jeans, red sneakers and red socks. She also wears a red hairband and pink lip gloss.

Indira Cooper:Here.

Roselyn ?

A girl with long black hair with one side shaves and with the tips dyed blonde, pale green skin and emerald green eyes raises her hand. She wears a yellow racerback flowing tank and blue jean shorts with black canvas shoes. She also wears a golden necklace with a medium sized emerald geode, two earlobe piercings and one cartilage piercing in each ear.

Robby :Here.

Vanessa Black?

Vanessa Black:Here.

Professor Felix:Antonio Martinez?

A boy of Latino descent with tan skin, dark brown hair that reaches down to his shoulders, olive green eyes and also has a dark brown fuzz mustache on his face. He wears two toned blue raglan t-shirt, dark blue skinny jeans and blue sneakers.

Antonio Martinez: Aqui. (Here.)

Professor Felix:Tanya Martinez?

A girl of Latino descent with tan skin, long, wavy dark brown hair and brown eyes raises her hand. She wears a green tank top, a dark gray skirt, dark gray socks and green shoes.

Tanya Martinez: Aqui. (Here.)

Indira is still in shock, face pressed against the window.

Indira Cooper: (screams)THE BIRDS ARE EATING MY FOOOOD!

Mr.Tatum:(shouted) GET OVER IT COOPER!

Indira Cooper: But... (trudging back to her desk and slumping over it)

Indira's stomach growled loudly and she blushed at the snickers and giggles, pressing her face harder into the wood.

Mrs. Senora: Hola clase! Buenas tardes!(Hello class! Good afternoon!)

Class: Buenas tardes senora senora!(Good afternoon Mrs. Senora!)

Hola Jan McGuire! Como estas hoy?(Hello Jan McGuire! How are you today?)

Jan McGuire:Tengo un gato en mis pantalones.(I have a cat in my pants.)

Mrs. Senora: Very good Jan, but next time try to answer the question with an answer that makes sense.

Teacher:Julie! Please answer this question.

Julie Jonas: Wh-what should i do?

Teacher:(impatiently, tapping his foot in a slow rhythmic pattern)...Well? Any day now...

Julie Jonas:(softly with a slight whimper)Umm...I...I'm not s-so sure if i heard the question correctly. Uuu...I'm s-sorry, could you repeat it again please?

The teacher let out an exasperated sigh and is clearly irritated, which frightened Julie greatly.

Julie Jonas: A-are you mad at me? Ahh...I-I'm so sorry! I won't do it a-again i promise!

Teacher:It's fine Julie, just pay attention next time.

Julie Jonas: Waah...I'm sorry...

As Wendy turned away from her locker, An African American jock smashed into her.

Wendy Lee:(screeched)Watch where you're going!

Jock#1:(sneered)Goth loser.

Wendy planted her hands on her hips and glared upwards.

Wendy Lee:Excuse me? You ran into me!

The boy glared right back.

Jock#1:Please. (wiped on his shirt) I don't want Goth on me.

In a mocking gesture, Wendy wiped at her own clothes

Wendy Lee:And i don't want jerk on me.

Boy#1:You don't want to mess with me, Princess.

Wendy Lee:Trust me when i say i'm nobody's princess.

Boy#2:What's going on here?

Boy#1 and Wendy looked to see a teenaged boy who is shorter than the African American boy and is lanky looking with messy brown hair.

Boy#2:(nudged the boy who ran into Wendy)Some chick messin' with you dude.

Boy#1:Just some nobody.

Boy#2 looked down at Wendy like he was looking at a dead bug.

Boy#2:If it looks like a nobody and acts like a nobody, then just ignore it. (he and Boy#1 walked away)

Julie sighs and she slammed into someone's body and causes both of then to fell roughly on her back.

Maya Martinez:(shouted)Ow, crap! Watch where you're going, moron!

A girl Latino descent with tan skin, long, disheveled dark brown middle parted hair worn in a ponytail and dark brown eyes. She wears a long sleeved red v-neck shirt with 2 black vertical stripes down the front, with a navy blue short sleeved hoodie with black accents. She also wear a pair of blue jeans, a red baseball cap backwards and red converse. Julie blushed and dusted herself off. She stood up, mumbling apologies.

Julie Jonas:I'm sorry, Maya... i didn't see you. (extending her hand) Here, let me help you up?

Maya slapped her hand away and stood up on her own, marching down the hallway towards the exit. Julie sighs again, picks up her books

Macy: Crashlie!

Julie sprinted to the exit but she then tripped and landed on the floor with a crash. Her chest smashed on the stairs of the exit. She heard a daunting cackle from behind her.

Macy: Surprise surprise, look what crashed over!

Julie turned herself over onto her back and fearfully got to her feet and faced the girl. The girl had armpit-length red hair with bangs and diamond blue eyes. She wears a grey boat neck short sleeved t-shirt, black jean-leggings that reached her ankles, grey socks and white tennis shoes. She also had a selection of golden bangles on her right arm.

Julie Jonas: Leave me alone Macy...

Macy:(hissed)What, without saying goodbye?! (fiercely shoving her hands on Julie's shoulders)

Julie sighed helplessly and looked away at the close exit. Macy grabbed her chin and averted her attention back to her. She had a wicked grin on her face.

Macy: Aw, is Crashlie going to cry? Typical. See you later.

Julie watched her leave. A wave of nausea swept through her and she gripped her stomach and hurried into the restroom and doubled over the sink. Taking deep, slow breaths, she allowed the tears to fall, streaming down her face and landed on her arms and hands. She lifted her head forcing herself to stare at her face in the mirror. Her blonde hair clung to her wet face. Her bloodshot eyes overpowered her blue eyes. The bell rang, causing her to jump six feet in the air. Footsteps filled the hallway and she heard some heading her way. Julie hurried into the handicap stall, locked it and sat down on the toilet. She lifted her feet up and after a few moments, a herd of girls stomped into the restroom, giggling and chatting incoherently about their lives. Julie rested her head against the wall and closed her eyes The only thing that penetrated the silence was a leaky facet and her heavy breathing. She stared down at her hands and gulped. Julie carefully opened the stall, peeking around to see if any stragglers were left behind. Seeing the coast is clear,

Trixie Jonas: So girls, how was school today?

Hunter Jonas: It was okay.

Julie Jonas: (mumbled, facing the window and crossing her arms) What do you think? Home school is starting to look more intriguing.

Trixie Jonas: (placed her fingers on Julie's shoulders) Julie...Those kids only say that because they're insecure.

Hunter Jonas: They're jealous of you.

Julie Jonas: What is there to be jealous of? I'm the pathetic, worthless crybaby of the school, and i have been since i was 11. You've never had to deal with what i'm going through. You both don't understand; you'll never understand!

Hunter and Trixie stared at Julie with concern. Julie cowered back from their eyes.

Hunter Jonas: Julie... i wish you could see yourself the way we do. You are more courageous than you think you are. Don't let anyone define who you are; what they have to say is wrong.

Julie sighs and leaned back in her seat

Julie Jonas: Can we go home now, please?

Hunter and Trixie looked at each other then Trixie sighs, gripped the steering wheel and pulled the car out of the school parking lot.

Yes Mrs. Gooden. Your daughter is not just a gifted student. She's a genius! Her intellect is unfathomable, I can't even begin to explain how high her IQ is! Your daughter shouldn't be in this school! S-s-she should be in college working on her Doctorate! Your daughter can attend any college she pleases to! Your daughter is going to change the world!

Okay Mr.Carmichael, deep breathes.Why don't you take a seat over here.

As you heard from Mr.Carmichael's (coughs) colorful description, your daughter is excelling and not just in but in every subject. We went back as far as we could go into Robby's file and she has scored a perfect score on everything ever given to her. Look at this.(hands Judith one of Robby's science test with a perfect score)This is an advanced level chemistry test that your daughter took and scored a perfect score on it, after she had missed three weeks of school and the entire lesson. We have no idea how Robby slipped under the radar, but we think that it's in Robby's best interest to graduate her immediately so that she can pursue a higher education at a college. As of now, she will be taking a more higher advanced level classes for this to happen.

Mom, Dad... I want to go and try out for something.

You mean a play?

No, i want to try out as a superhero...

A superhero?

Robby, you know how me and your mother feel about that. It's dangerous.

Yes, but i'm unique. I'm strong! I can do it!

ROBINA FLORA GOODEN! (calms down) Dear... Let's talk about this over some pizza.

Robby, why do you feel so obligated to become a

I feel like i should do something good with my powers...I feel like i really could do good with them for once in my life and i want to. I love it, mom and dad...What do you say?

Robby, you have a disease. I don't think anyone else can take care of you like we do. By the way, you need to take your pills...But the answer is no.

MOM! (turns to Fred) Dad?!

There's nothing i could do about it.

Robby... We feel bad that we're saying no.., but you know how serious your condition is. No other doctor in the United States of America understands or even knows about your condition. Dr,Stuart is the only one. And if your chlorophyll becomes high enough...you could die.

Merlin: Hunter Betty Jean Jonas, i presume.

Hunter Jonas: Y-Yes...who are you? And how do you know my name?

Merlin: Let's see if you can guess it: I'm the greatest wizard of all time.

Lisa Sato: Wait...long, white beard...wise pose...greatest wizard ever...of course, i know who you are! You're Gandolf!

Merlin:No, you idiotic child! I'm merlin, King Arthur's loyal adviser!

Hunter Jonas: Merlin? And what are you doing here?

Merlin: You see, i know you guys were born with powers and the truth behind it is that you all came from a long line of legendary warriors called the Star Guardians. They are destined to protect innocents from the forces of evil. I empowered your ancestors with a small amount of immense magical energy, and in return, they used these powers as something to save people. The Star Guardians are a title and position that's been carried out for thousand of years from just one family line, though it skipped two generations after your great-grandparents were chosen and passed it to the current Star Guardians instead, making you all the first ever to be Star Guardians as a youth when it was supposed to be adults instead.

Antonio Martinez: And...how are we going to save people without exposing our identities?

Merlin: Use these. (pulls out a box and opened to reveal fifteen domino masks) These masks were used by the previous chosen ones in order to become Star Guardians without exposing your identities.(hands them the masks)Good luck and remember...stay out of trouble.(disappears in a flash of green light)

Hunter Jonas: Tanya, could you turn the electricity back on?

Tanya Martinez: Sure thing.

Hunter Jonas: Okay, in case the city is in danger during our school hours-

Trent McGuire: Which it will-

Ezekiel Sanders:What are we supposed to tell the teachers? (put an innocent face on and raised his hand) Oh teacher, may i be excused to go and save the city? Yeah, like that's ever gonna work.

Hunter Jonas: I don't know...tell them that you feel sick and have to go to the nurse's office. Or tell them that you have to use the restroom. You'll think of something.

Mayor Spoons:And because you singlehandedly defeated our law enforcement unit, i hereby give control of the key to the city. It's funny because it's bigger than a normal sized key- CAN SOMEBODY SAVE US!

Zatavia: Nobody can save you now!

Steve Sato: LISA SATO! GET DOWN HERE NOW!

Daphne Sato: Why's is my own husband middle naming you?

Lisa Sato: Not sure.

Daphne Sato: What shenanigans could you have possibly gotten into already?

Lisa Sato: You'd be surprised.

Daphne Sato: You worry me, daughter?

Steve Sato: What are the rules to living in society, oh sweet daughter of mine?

Lisa sighed

Lisa Sato: I can't use my powers in public.

Steve Sato: And why is that?

Lisa Sato: Because it will appear suspicious to the people around us. It just... i couldn't help it...it's just...my nature!

Steve Sato: Lisa! We can't afford slip up's like this! I think one is still suspicious.

Lisa Sato: Why can't i just run around Goldmoor and be back before curfew every night? It's only take me like a second to run here and there!

Steve Sato: I don't like the idea of you being alone by yourself. What happens if you get hurt in the city? What happens if you break your ankle and you can't run back! What happens if some bozo hits you over the head? I don't have super speed Lisa; I can't run and be there right away. You have to stay close.

Lisa Sato: I know...you're right...but i can't just sit a home and do nothing.

Steve Sato: We both agreed that you could still run without your powers...just as long as you're discrete.

Lisa Sato: But i wanna help people...

Steve Sato: I know you do...but you can't help people, when everyone knows who you and your friends from school are.

Lisa Sato: Rubber Band Man does it!

Steve Sato: I'm not Rubber Band Man's father...We decided a long time ago to keep your powers a secret. Why are you having doubts now?

Lisa Sato: I know! And i don't really have doubts...but dad, i'm desperate! I screwed up, I know, but the cat's outta the bag. Can't i just continue? No one's gonna piece it together.

Steve Sato: Someone could piece it together.... Do what you want for now.

Lisa Sato: You're not mad?

Steve Sato: No, I'm not. Make something good for dinner and we'll call it even.

I concur, young Lisa.

End Episode

Voice Cast

Elizabeth Gillies- Hunter Jonas/Cursechanter

Ariel Winter- Julie Jonas/ManaStar

Becky G- Maya Martinez/Plasma Girl

Sophie Oda- Lisa Sato/Velocity

Kate Micucci- Indira Cooper/StoneSun

Kate Winslet- Zatavia

Michael Cera- Paul Rowen/Zephyr

Jennette McCurdy- Robby Gooden/Venus

Carlos PenaVega- Antonio Martinez/ElastiAmigo

Sabrina Carpenter- Sandra Rowen/Stormwind

Brenda Song- Wendy Lee/Sandstorm

Keshia Chante- Tanya Martinez/Electrisha

Drake Bell-Ezekiel Sanders/Lazor

Chanel Iman- Sheila Jelani/Phantom Girl

Abigail Breslin- Vanessa Black/Whirlpool

Jerry Trainor- Trent McGuire/LightMan

Collen Villard- Trixie Jonas

Rino Romano- Fred Gooden

Stephanie Sheh- Daphne Sato

Richard Steven Horvitz- Jason Friday

Leigh-Allyn Baker- Eileen Kimble

Pamela Adlon- Macy Connors

Q'orianka Kilcher- Muffy Cooper

Christine Marie Cabanos- Melanie Cooper

Trivia

Zatavia is the one who is truly responsible for the cause of The Black Death, one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people in Eurasia and peaking in Europe from 1347 to 1351.