The ROBLOX Song

The ROBLOX Song is a Linkin Park-type song by The Miku Squids to get out the lead singer's (MikuSquidAddict) true feelings about the game ROBLOX. It is the title song on their debut album, "The ROBLOX Album". It was also the first single released for the album.

Verse 1 (MikuSquidAddict)
Life is what happens when you're making other plans

It's a paradox because life is just a bunch of other plans

It doesn't have to be

(tyson67roberts)

There's no other way out

Than to get on a computer

Open up ROBLOX

See what happens

Chorus (MikuSquidAddict)
ROBLOX can be the promised land

Or it can be your (F-word)ing hell

Walk in and see life or death

It's just a big clump of risk

When you're playing ROBLOX

Verse 2
Haven't found life yet

This place is filled with bullies

I try so hard to build a pathetic little plank

Before some newb comes back again and blows it up

I shout "(F-WORD) YOU"!

His gang comes and deletes the ground

Chorus

Bridge
(MikuSquidAddict)(S-WORD), THE NEWBS ARE BACK!

RETREAT! RETREAT!

(tyson67roberts)WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?!

THIS IS (F-WORD)ING ROBLOX!!!!!!

(MikuSquidAddict)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (F-WORD) ITS AN ADMIN ABUSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Verse 3 (MikuSquidAddict)
Catalog Heaven, nothing but (S-word)

When they guard your treehouse from you

Admin houses equal abuser shelters

WHY DID I EVER PLAY (F-WORD)ING ROBLOX!!!!!!!

Chorus (x2)

Music Video (no actual video, just description)
The music video begins with MikuSquidAddict and tyson67roberts fighting over their computer until their mom brings in a computer for Tyson, then they both get on their computers. They are then shown as ROBLOXians buiding a huge mansion at Verse 1. During the chorus, they are shown exploring all of ROBLOX, encountering several near-death experiences.

When Verse 2 rolls around, a newb is deleting the mansion Miku and Tyson worked so hard to built. Miku is shown telling the noobs to back off, then his gang comes and kills them both and vote-cleans the mansion deleting the set.

The next time the chorus rolls around, Tyson ragequits and Miku is shown dying several times. He gets into his treehouse when the same gang of newbs comes and he retreats. During the bridge, he is shown running for dear life.

For the brief verse 3, Miku is shown in court with Telamon, who is about to be sued. During the last two choruses, Miku is shown on a rampage, then for the last few seconds he's thrown into "ROBLOX Prison". He puts a bomb down and blows himself up.