The Grimmwood and The Reinhardt

The Grimwood and The Reinhart is the third episode of HBO's original series, Grimwood.

Synopsis

Quotes

What the fuck was she?

She's either a witch or a demon.

Jerky Merchant: Just what the hell are you trying to pull? (shoves his open palm at Shia) If you're not going to pay with real money, then give me back my goat jerky!

Shia Grimwood: What the hell's your prob-

Transcript

Meanwhile, Shia ran across the narrow path, more arrows were fired at her, each just barely missing her by centimeters. She covered her head with her hands, keeping it low. When she looked up she was the mercenary raping the peasant girl.She unsheathed the blade Rin had given her.

Shia Grimwood:(shouted)Hey, leave her alone!

As she charged towards the mercenary, she drew her arm back ready to strike.And then suddenly, she felt a shock in her body, it hit like lightning. Sparks exploded in her brain, reaching every muscle in her body from the top of her head down to her feet and her eyes glowed red. Before Shia could take full notice of what was happening to her, her hand lashed out and sliced the mercenary's arm. The knight looked at this in shock while the peasant girl fearfully ran away; Shia shot forward and grabbed the mercenary's face. The mercenary tried to struggle, but without any hand, all he could do was muffle with screams, pleading for the girl to stop. With the sickening sounds of bone being crushed, Shia smashed the mercenary's head in. The mercenary's body fell limp to the ground;

What was she?

She's either a witch or a demon.

Shia Grimwood: And just where were you this whole time, hmmm? Decide to just bug out and leave me with the 1997 Berserk rejects? (the fox just stared at her) Oh hell, i probably would've done the same if i were in your shoes...paws or whatever. (she stood, slipped her hoodie jacket back on and gathered up her supply sack) Let's just get the hell out of here before something else happens.

Alex gave a small nod and much to Shia's dismay, leapt up and crawled his way into the supply sack. Shia couldn't help but chuckle when the fox poked his head from out of the sack and gave her a sly look

Shia Grimwood:(sarcastically) Awww, isn't that cute? You're so precious, i could just die.

Dean Reinhart: Ugh, this soup tastes like cat piss and dog shit mixed together.

...and the moment i looked up, there she was. Her hand raised up in the air as she nearly split the earth around her. It sent the mercenaries flying back, almost as if they were hit by a tornado.

Any idea where she comes from?

Haven't the faintest.

They say she's actually a demon in disguise from lands beyond.

Dean Reinhart: The only demons those people will ever see are the ones they have to share their beds with.

Dean Reinhart: You dumbass, don't you realize that this is a piece of pure gold?

Dean Reinhart: You're not from around here, are you?

Shia Grimwood: Yeah and i'm going back anyways.

Dean Reinhart: Hate to break it to you, but you'll be dead before nightfall.

Shia Grimwood: And what makes you say that? I have all the supplies i need.

Dean Reinhart: Nah, you are gonna die like any other person. Nice outfit, most girls around here wear clothes that actually hide their bodies.

Shia Grimwood: Women have a lot more freedom to wear what they want back home.

Dean Reinhart:(smirks)If women are allowed to be in revealing clothing like that, then i wonder what else women wears there. I'll see you around, kid. (walks away)

Shia Grimwood: Excuse me.

Say it properly.

Shia Grimwood: Let me go.

Not until you apologize properly or maybe i should use your body as an apology.

Shia Grimwood: (thinking)This guy is really a pain in the ass.

Shia kneed the guy in the testicles, pulled out a baselard and stabbed the man in the shoulder and kicked him into the path of an incoming carriage which he then got trampled on. The rider of the horses leading the carriage didn't react at all because of the stomping of the horses muffled the cracks of bones and the screams of the man.

Bartender:(with a faintly Irish accent, cleaning out a beer mug)What can i get ya, lassie?

Shia Grimwood: One large beer, please.

Bartender:Aren't ya a little bit young to drink.

Shia Grimwood: 17 and maybe but where i'm from, we have a law where you have to be at least 21 years of age to even think about drinking.

Drunkard#1:That's too bloody long if you ask me. I was 11 when i first drank my first beer.

Drunkard#2:13.

Drunkard#3:10.

Drunkard#4:9.

Dean Reinhart: 15.

Bartender: 12.

Shia Grimwood: 7.

Dean Reinhart:(drunkenly)So, you care to join me.

Shia Grimwood: No, i only came here to drink before i leave but I rather drink in the safety of my home than a tavern full with drunken lust filled men who are looking at my ass!

Knowing that they've been caught, the drunkards and the bartender all looked away but the fat one didn't.

Drunkard#1:It's a nice one sweetheart! How about you come over here, i bet you will live a man like me.

Grabbing a chair, she throws it at the dude, hitting him in the face.

Shia Grimwood: Say that again and i'll hit you over the head with a blunt rock!

Shia Grimwood: But what if what you say isn't true? Look, I don't know anything about these Reinharts, but maybe they gave a care about saving you people from being in danger by any monsters. In my opinion, i think they should have left you all to rot.

The four drunkards and the bartender all turned to glare at her.

Drunkard#1:What was that, you brat? Well?!

Shia Grimwood: Wait, you're deaf and stupid? Got quite a combo for you there, pal.

Drunkard#1:I'll deal with ya later.Especially whores like her.What, so you're not denying that you're a whore?

Shia Grimwood: I am a virgin, and you, undoubtedly, are one and you are going to be one for the rest of your damn days. Now, bartender, one last beer for the road? I really don't want to freeze to death outside.

Drunkard#1:That's a Grimwood symbol.

Shia Grimwood: Look, here's some gold. Just give me my beer.

Drunkard#4:You're a Grimwood, ain't you.

Alex growled lowly and quietly.

Shia Grimwood: Never met them and i never did.I'll leave just to ease the tension.

Drunkard#2:You're a Grimwood!

Dean Reinhart: Look, don't hurt women. That's a terrible sin.

Drunkard#2:A Grimwood and a Reinhart! In the same bar! This must be my lucky day if i get to kill them both.

Drunkard#3:Teaming up, are we? Never in a million years would that i would find a Reinhart and a Grimwood working together.

Shia Grimwood: What?! Look, i don't know what you're talking about.

Drunkard#4(shouted)Do not lie, Grimwood!

Shia Grimwood: (shouted) But i don't know! I'm telling the truth, i really don't know what you all are talking about!

Drunkard#1(calmly, yet accusing)You're a bad liar, Grimwood. Just tell us the truth and we'll make your death quick and easy.

Shia Grimwood: (screams)But i am telling the truth!

Drunkard#2:(shouted)Lies!

Drunkard#3:Everyone around Onorath knows that the Reinharts and the Grimwoods dealt with black magic and satanic rituals.

Dean Reinharts: The Grimwoods and the Reinharts never dealt with black magic and satanic rituals. I found this shirt in an attic and she found her necklace in the same place as well.

Shia Grimwood: Wait what?

Drunkard#1:You found them together? A Reinhart and a Grimwood in love with each other! How scandalous. Everyone knows that the Grimwoods and the Reinharts were disowned by the Temple because they were Satanists and that horned bastard's demon bitches are raping our land and impregnating it with fear, mistrust, corruption and black magic!

Shia Grimwood: Look mister, i really don't know what you and your friends are talking about but if you and your friends want us gone then we are leaving okay. We. Are. Leaving. Bye!

Drunkard#4:What so you and Reinhart can bring your demonic whores here? I don't think so.

Shia Grimwood: Look, i seriously don't know what the hell is going on here and i seriously-

Alex growled loudly and quickly ran up behind before launching his teeth onto his butt. He screams out in pain.

(yells)AH! SOMETHING GOT MY BUTT! SOMETHING IS ON MY BUTT! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

Alex ripped out a small piece of his pants, showing part of his underwear and he quickly covers his butt in embarrassment with a blush. Alex snickered with the cloth still being in his mouth.

Well, look who has been a naughty fox. Good girl...or boy.

Drunkard#2:(shouted angrily)WHAT?!

Shia Grimwood:(grumbles)I hate Mondays.

Dean stared up at her with a confused, yet entertained grin.

Alex snarled up at Drunkard#2 as he dropped the cloth and quickly launched his teeth onto his right heel. He yells out in pain as he dropped the chair to the side and tried to shake Alex off but he held on.

Drunkard#2:Get off of me, you fucking runt! (throws him off)

Alex landed on his side with a pained yelp at the landing and Shia watched the scene in shock before looking at the man with an angry look

Shia Grimwood: (yells)Hey! (punches him in the face, knocking him out cold. She then walks over to Alex and bent down) I can't believe that bastard did that. Hope you didn't break anything.

Alex whimpered in pain and moves his front left ankle. Shia noticed Alex moving his front left ankle and she puts her hand under it but made him yelp a couple of times in pain, making her pet Alex to comfort him.

Shia Grimwood: Easy easy, i didn't mean to hurt you. It's okay. You're okay. (grabs it more gently and feels it) Looks like you sprained a little something there. Not good. I guess i'll have to carry you.

Shia Grimwood: Quit moving too much. You'll only cause it to get worse. (Alex send her a scolding look. He huffed as he looked away and laid his head down) Oh, don't give me that look. You're the one with the sprained ankle. (Alex glared at her and she immediately puts her hands up in the air as her eyes widen a little) Okay, i'll stop talking.

Dean Reinhart: Are you actually a Grimwood.

Shia Grimwood: Yes. That is the last name i was born with. And you are.

Dean Reinhart: I'm Dean. Dean Reinhart.

Shia Grimwood: Shia.

Dean Reinhart: Back there, you stuck up for the Reinharts, most people tend to hate them. Why did you stick up for us?

Shia Grimwood: Because i think that it's the right thing to do, beside how else do i have to repay you for helping me earlier today.

Dean Reinhart: How did you learn to fight like that.

Shia Grimwood: My grandmother taught me how to fight. When i was younger, she once told me that the reason why she taught me hand to hand combat is because i need to watch my back at every corner because you'll never know what might happen.

Dean Reinhart:And how to you wield a weapon like that?

Shia Grimwood: Lots of people know how to use a sword.

Dean glared and stopped walking.

Dean Reinhart: That's not what i meant. What you did back there was no ordinary defense move. It was similar to the one i was taught by my family.

Shia Grimwood: Instincts. I don't know how but that's all i have to say.